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Hey, hey.

Mm.

Mm-hmm. Didn't know we got cable.

Yeah, we'll have to come back to that later.

There's our hero.

Oh, Harvey. There he is.

Yeah.

Good boy.

Oh, man, those Setrakian brothers

have one hell of a deal-closing ritual.

I mean, it feels like my fingernails are hungover.

Oh, I guess they were making up for all the time they...

spent in Siberia or somewhere.

Hey, you guys, listen, stay way back, okay?

Because these boys, I mean,

they're ex-KGB, they're sharp.

Can't blame him there, man.

Those Russian gangsters scare me, too.

What is it? Russians, Swedes.

You got a problem with countries above the 45th Parallel, bubba?

Sweden.

Oh, God, what a nightmare that was.

Let me sum it up like this.

Uh, you ever seen any happy-go-lucky,

heartwarming Latino characters in a Bergman movie?

You got me there.

Oh, God.

Even Inger didn't like it.

She said let's go back,

you can get your job back,

we'll go back to San Fran, and...

So here we are, back on the force

and back in business.

Uh-oh, here comes trouble.

Can I help you, pal?

Y-You got the time?

Well, time for you to take a hike.

I got a knife, man.

What's up with that?

I need this?

Surprise.

Oops.

Damn right, "Oops."

Say hello to Messrs. Smith and Wesson.

No, no, no, this is your lucky day, lint bag.

I got a phone call to make here, okay?

Run, run!

Keep running till you puke.

Run till you puke.

That'd be ironic, wouldn't it?

Some scumbag waltzes in here,

rips off this 500K.

Here we go.

This is it.

Get on the Muni at 10th and, uh, 4th...

Get on the Muni at 10th and Market.

Get off at 4th.

Okay. Gotcha.

Yeah.

This is it.

You boys copy that?

Okay, muchachos, get ready to saddle up.

I'm on my way.

Let's go.

I can't hear Harvey... I'm getting nothing.

Of course you're getting nothing... he's on the trolley.

That's why they put him on the trolley.

It's an old KGB trick.

If there's a wire, which of course there is,

it gives them a chance to...

Where the hell is he?

What, is he lying on the floor?

I don't see him.

Damn, he's not there.

Where the hell'd he go?

Come on, let's go.

Police. Everybody stay where you are.

He's gone.

Damn, he's nowhere. What the...?

1A71, roger...

I want you all to listen up.

The man we're looking for is a police officer.

If anybody saw anything, if anybody has anything to say,

you better say it now,

'cause we're gonna stay here all night.

Uh, he had kind eyes.

The man you're talking about.

He-he seemed nervous

and-and distracted.

He got off...

one... stop back.

8th Street, I think.

Good. 8th Street.

Do you remember anything else?

Yeah.

Elvis got off...

right behind...

he got off right behind Elvis.

No, Elvis got off right behind him.

Elvis. Yeah.

♪ ♪

Harvey's a pro.

He knew the risks of the job... we all do.

You know we're

gonna do everything we can to find him, but...

we're not gonna let the Setrakians get away

just 'cause we get distracted here.

Nash, something's happening here.

What do you got, Lena?

Take a look.

Let's see, camera one is on the boatyard

where they bring in all the stolen heavy machinery.

And camera two is hidden in the office.

That's, uh, that's Borris Setrakian there,

and this is his brother Max.

What are they saying?

They're pissed off, Inspector.

The guy they were meeting with, must be Inspector Leek,

never answered the phone,

so they never connected with him.

Now they got this shipload full of tractors and cranes

and no buyer.

If they don't have him, who does?

And who was that that Harvey was on the phone with?

Somebody knew that he was carrying a lot of money.

I don't get it, you know?

Harvey disappears into thin air, and...

and we get an Elvis sighting.

Is that a weird night, or what?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, okay, thanks.

The boss says she's on her way home.

Damn, I hope Harvey's okay.

Yeah. Pretty nice place for what Harvey brings home.

Knock it off, man... Harvey didn't run off with the money.

I don't know, you know, it took me and Inger 17 years

to put away 55 grand of tax-free municipals.

It took me that long to put away $5,500.

Yeah, well, I got a foolproof plan for doubling my money.

Man, if you think Inger is gonna let you take that money

and put it in some high-risk venture,

you're out of your mind.

Well, Inger's not gonna know anything about this.

I'm gonna take the money, I'm gonna double it in 24 hours,

I'm gonna put the original money back,

I'm gonna have a separate secret account with 55 grand in it.

You can't be serious, man.

Hey, man, it's foolproof.

Kiss o' death, bubba.

What? That word.

What? "Foolproof."

Kiss o' this.

Joe?

Nash, what's wrong?

He's gonna be okay.

We're gonna find him.

I know.

It's okay.

I had a really bad feeling when Harve told me

about this whole... gangster- Russian-stolen-equipment thing.

He told you about this?

Yeah, we're married.

We talk.

Bonnie, did you mention this to anybody else?

No. It's police stuff... It's confidential, right?

Let me ask you something.

Was there... anything unusual

that happened around here in the last few days?

Well, there is one thing.

Can I show you guys something?

Sure.

I just noticed this morning.

It could've been missing for days.

Whoa!

What's missing?

His most prized possession.

150 ticket stubs...

from every Grateful Dead show he ever went to.

They're gone.

It's weird, isn't it?

He never was the same after Jerry died.

Kept saying that life is so short, you know?

You gotta go after the things

that mean something to you...

before it's too late.

Did you ever get the feeling, I mean just for a second,

that maybe she's rehearsed that little cry a bit

in front of the mirror before?

You're kidding, right?

Hey, it's just cop 101 stuff.

Always consider the spouse as a possible suspect.

One arrest on Bonnie, for indecent exposure.

Hell, I remember that... It was some lap dance gig

at a private club.

They raided the joint, they got nothing.

No other arrest records.

Zipola.

Okay, here's where she's been working lately.

Evi's, Club Eroticon,

uh, Tyrone's Classy Lady,

and The Love Bubble, whatever the hell that is.

Not a crime the last time I checked, Joe.

But it doesn't make sense, Nash.

I mean, who would break in to Harvey's house,

steal his ticket stub collection,

which he loved like a baby? I mean, come on.

No way, man.

Harvey loved Bonnie too much.

He wouldn't run out on her like that.

Well, he loved being a cop, too,

I mean, but strange things can happen

when a half a million dollars is involved.

Hey, believe me, I've been tempted myself.

It's only human nature, right?

He didn't do it.

Well, you have to cover every option.

I hate to say this, but he could've skipped.

It's a possibility, you know?

More surveillance on the Setrakian brothers.

Apparently, they're getting very desperate

to get rid of that heavy equipment.

It looks like they've found another buyer;

they're gonna get rid of it at a discount rate.

His name's Toshiki Endo.

That's the, uh, Nagoya Yakuza guy.

Black market guy, right?

Exactly, and he's flying in this afternoon.

I say we take the bastard out of the loop.

Set up the buy again without Harvey.

Joe and I will stay on tracking down Harvey

and maybe you and Evan can take the point on the Setrakians.

Yep, can do.

Hey, Nash, I think we just caught a break.

About a half an hour ago

somebody went into Sugarland Antiques

and started to spend some of the city's money

that went out with Harvey.

Hey, hey, bubba!

Some dumb son of a bitch is spending the city's money.

I bet you it ain't Harvey.

I didn't say it was Harvey, I just said it...

- Where'd you say it was? - Market and Franklin.

A possibility... It's a possibility, right?

He bought what some people would regard

as a fabulous artifact.

What was it?

A jumpsuit.

It had a white eagle in the front and another

in the back. A jumpsuit.

You're kidding, he bought a jumpsuit?

Yeah. He paid me $5,000 for it.

All in fresh $100 bills.

Oh, I checked them out, all right.

They were real, but you know, after a while,

I noticed that the bills were all in exact

same sequence and that's when I called you guys.

Uh, good work.

Uh, why would somebody pay $5,000 for a jumpsuit?

Well, it belonged to Elvis, that's why.

What did this guy look like?

Well, actually he looked a lot like Elvis, too.

I'll be damned.

Elvis again.

Uh, he didn't leave a name, phone number, address,

anything like that? Nope.

But this might help you...

The suit had some stains on it, so I said to him,

the place to bring an expensive outfit like that

is over to Aristocrat Cleaners,

you know, on Montgomery Street.

Chinatown? Chinatown.

I know where that is.

Do you think you could help us?

We're police officers.

Sure.

Ask your grandfather

if a guy brought in a jumpsuit,

with an eagle on the front

and one all the way up the back, too.

Okay.

He says he remembers the guy who brought in the jumpsuit.

It was white, right?

Yeah, right.

The jumpsuit will be ready tomorrow after 10:00.

You stupid son of a bitch,

you actually think you're smart enough to pull this off?

You think they aren't going to figure out

that it's my own pathetic brother-in-law

who's behind this.

They're gonna figure out who knew I had this money.

You're too stupid to live.

Shh... shut up, man.

Look, I told you to pipe down.

You two-bit jerk, two things.

First, you're never

coming over to my house for Thanksgiving again.

Okay?

And secondly, when I get out of here,

I'm gonna personally hunt down your dimpled hairy butt

and I'm gonna rip those freaki" sideburns

right off your fat face

with my bare hands.

Now you're off the Christmas list.

I can keep it up all day, man.

How about you, huh?

I'll get you, I swear.

Oh, no, no, no, no, you won't, see, because, uh...

the only reason you're even still alive is

I'm keeping you as insurance...

till I get the rest of my money back,

freshly laundered, ready to spend.

What do you mean the rest of your money?

Look, man, I don't have to answer your questions,

little brother-in-law.

You see, I fought the law, and the law lost.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

All right, so here's what we do.

We'll stake out Fong's in the morning.

We'll nail Elvis when he comes in to pick up his jumpsuit.

If we have to, we'll beat the crap out of him

until he takes us to Harvey.

Hey, uh, Nash, man, want to find out

how I'm gonna double my 55 grand?

Yes, I do.

This is beautiful.

Okay, so I find out about this bar in the Tenderloin

that's been seized in forfeiture by the ATF, okay?

So, tomorrow, it's being auctioned off

at City Hall.

Nobody knows about it, so me and my partner

each are gonna put up a certified check

for $55,000.

We're gonna bid $110,000 on it.

Have you completely lost your mind?

What?

Dude, owning a bar is riskier than being a cop.

I'm not gonna own a bar, that's the beautiful part, okay?

My partner has got this guy lined up

who's gonna take it off our hands for $220,000.

I'm gonna double my money in 24 hours.

Dude, is there any way that I can talk you out of this?

No.

This is lame, man.

You can't... Hold on.

See how lame it is when I got 55 big fat grand

and you got zip in 24 hours.

We'll see how lame... Hello.

Mr. Bridges. It's Lester.

Yeah, Lester. What's up?

Uh, I thought I ought to tell you

that your father showed up about 15 minutes ago.

I let him into your apartment. Is that okay?

My dad?

Yeah.

But, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did the right thing.

Uh, is he all right?

Yeah, yeah, he's fine.

Oh, okay, good.

Well, thanks for calling, Lester.

My dad. Huh?

He's escaped from Three Oaks again.

Again?

Yeah, man, I hope they haven't thrown him out of this joint.

Hello.

Yeah, hi, wh-what... what are you doing there?

Fixing your faucets.

I-I don't want my faucets fixed.

Why aren't you fixing the faucets over at Three Oaks?

Well, I had a slight falling-out

with management there.

Uh, Nick, you're gonna make me come home

and squeeze this out of you, aren't you?

That'd be nice.

It's been awhile since we talked.

I'll make some sandwiches and soup for you.

See you soon.

Uh, uh, uh, uh, wait wait, Nick... Nick.

Do I believe this? Huh?

I gotta go home and, uh, talk to my dad.

God, I love that old guy. He's a trip.

Yeah, everybody loves the old guy.

I'm gonna kill him.

Well, the Chief lost it,

but he okayed another big money draw.

Endo's flight arrives at 2:00 or 3:00 p.m.

The Setrakians got him a suite down the hall

from where they're staying.

Good. We'll intercept Endo. Cortez and I will do the buy.

Probably be a replay of what Harve just went through.

You mean the girls and the booze?

Tough job, eh, Cortez?

Look, don't do anything silly.

Just follow my lead. Carson will come in with back-up,

we'll wrap this thing up, get back to the Harve search.

Got it.

Listen, I got an idea how we can divert Endo.

A buddy of mine, he has this limo.

Cool, there's Rollo.

See ya.

Endo-san...

I speak English.

Uh, we have changed the location of the meeting to Carmel...

60 miles south from here.

So, please, this limo will take you.

Yes...

Yes, little kitty.

Come... come on.

Come on.

You've reached 911, all operators are busy.

Please stay on the line for the first available operator.

Be home, be home, Nash. Be home.

Hello.

Thank God. Nash...

No, it's Nick.

Nick, is Nash there?

No.

Then give him a message.

This is urgent, okay?

It's Harvey Leek...

Leek, wait, let me get a pencil.

No, no, no, Nick, Nick, no, no, there isn't time.

I want you to tell him this: tell him I was kidnapped.

Now, I was blindfolded,

but I think I'm in the Western Addition,

and there's a factory nearby.

All right? There's-There's kids walking by with backpacks

so there must be a school around here,

and there's green glass bricks in the sidewalk right

at the stairs. Now this is important.

Nick, okay, try and remember this.

All right? AARON: Hey

What do you think you're doing?

What do you think

you're doing?

Hello?

Phone call.

No phone calls.

Making phone calls on my phone!

We got... green bricks, green...

I'm gonna enjoy killing you, boy.

Any further word on Harve?

Not yet.

Do you want me to wire you?

No. The transfer won't take place till after the business ritual.

I think you just don't want me recording the cavorting

you're about to undertake, Lieutenant.

Yeah, that, too.

Uh, the, Russians are paying for this suite,

right, Lieutenant, so, would you mind

if I ordered up some room service?

Grind to your heart's content, Carson.

Hey, if you get into trouble, holler.

Will do.

Okay, Nick, let's hear it.

What the hell kind of greeting is that?

Oh, pardon me.

Sorry. Hi, Nick. How you doing?

Now let's hear it.

I escaped from the home.

Yeah, I gather that.

Any, uh, particular reason?

Possible repercussions.

What repercussions?

Damn it, I expect sympathy from

my only living son, not the third degree.

Okay.

Tell me what happened.

Okay.

I met this woman at the home named Charlotte Drenning.

She's in her late 60s.

Boy, I'm telling you,

she still puts off those pheromones,

and she's a hell of a nice person.

Anyway,

we've been working up to it for a long time.

Whoa, whoa.

Working up to, um...

sex?

Why the hell not? I'm over 21.

I want it understood this was

no "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" kinda deal.

I wooed the lady.

Smuggled in cold duck.

Lit candles.

Put on cologne.

Shaved about seven times.

So, me and Charlotte are making love...

Can we... can we skip that part?

Wait a minute. Let him tell the story, okay?

Go ahead.

We're right in the middle of it.

She starts screaming...

I jump out of bed.

The night guys bust in the door.

It scares the hell out of me.

What happened was, her hip busted

right in the middle of...

things.

The upshot is that I've been kicked out.

Charlotte's in a cast.

I think she'll be fine,

but... they booted me anyway.

Go figure.

Pardon the intrusion.

I'm Officer Rowe.

This was given as the address of Nicholas Bridges'

next of kin. Is he here by any chance?

Nobody here

by that name.

Um, yeah.

That, that's him.

It's my father. I'm Inspector Nash Bridges.

Oh, you're Inspector Bridges.

Pleased to meet you.

Uh, thank you.

Hey, look.

I'm real sorry,

but a lady at his nursing home

swore out a complaint against him.

I gotta take him in.

What's the charge?

Aggravated sexual assault.

What? What? What?

That's what the complaint reads.

Whoa, whoa, now wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

That's... ridiculous. Why don't I

just take him downtown and get this worked out?

I wish I could help you, but I got no choice.

It's my order. You've been in my shoes.

Look, look, look.

I tell you what.

I won't cuff him.

Well, it, it's okay, Dad.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

All right now, Nick, listen, I'm gonna

get you out of this before the ink dries,

so don't you worry about a thing.

When I get back, I'll fix the leak

in that bathtub.

Leak. Uh, I... forgot.

Somebody called, uh, somebody Leek.

Uh, Harry... Harvey Leek.

What?! Wait. Wait, wait. Dad!

What? Harvey, Harvey Leek called?

When did he call?

About 20 minutes ago.

20 min... 20 minutes. What did he say?

He said it was important.

Uh... Um,

I don't remember.

No, no, no, no. Nick.

You gotta remember. Nick!

Wait, wait. What...?

Bryn, tell A.J. Harvey's still alive.

Yeah, he called my house less than an hour ago.

Yeah. Joe and I are all over it.

You guys just stay on the Russians.

Nail 'em... and don't get too drunk.

You got friends in high places, Inspector.

I've never seen anybody arraigned

and bailed out that fast.

All right, Nick, sit down.

I called in a marker or two.

Sit down.

Thanks, Steve.

I'll see you around, Nash.

Nick...

it's real important.

You gotta try and remember what Harvey said to you.

I'm sorry, boys, I'm so damned sorry.

You don't need to apologize for anything.

It's not your fault.

Yes, it is. It's just mush in here.

Take it easy, now, Dad. Come on.

Let's get you back to my place.

Hey, Nash. You got somebody here

who insists on seeing you.

Hey, Justine. Hi.

What're you doing here?

Well, I found the jumpsuit guy.

You did?

Yeah. Today he came up to pick up his jumpsuit.

He didn't even wait to get it cleaned.

I followed him on my bike

and he went to a place called Rodney's.

Do you guys know where that is?

Sure do. Let's go and check that out.

Come on, I'll walk you out.

Good work. Dad, I'll see you

back at my place, all right?

To friendship and business.

Friendship and business! Whoa!

Cheers.

Gentlemen, now, to, uh, Yuri Gagarin, hero of Russia.

To Yamamoto, hero Japan.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Gentlemen, to Karl Marx.

Karl Marx. To all the Marx Brothers.

Mr. Endo!

I hear you have a taste for full-bodied debutantes.

Uh, how generous of you, Borris.

Wow.

Uh...

Perhaps you would desire some privacy?

I thought about what you like.

I brought my paddles.

Hey, a little Ping-Pong.

Hey, you guys want a table?

Hey, Nash!

Hi, Ginger. How are you, sweetheart?

I'm fantastic.

How's that little boy? He's 12.

Oh, and are you a cop, too, honey?

Busted!

Yeah. Nash busted me

three years ago for possession.

Put me in a program, and I owe him my life.

Well, he got me to quit eating bean burritos.

It really cleared the air.

Listen, Ginger.

We got a lead on a guy

who bears some resemblance to Elvis.

Do you know anything about anybody around here like that?

Nash, I just got my job here.

Whoa! Wait! What is that?

Look at that. There's some...

Look at this, growing behind her ear. It's amazing.

Well, how 'bout that?

Unbelievable.

Here. I-I think that belongs to you.

I just want to ask him some questions.

Come here.

He's the emcee after 4:00.

His name's Aaron Crow.

He should be coming on any minute.

♪ ♪

♪ She's a fantasy... ♪

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Come on, you drunks and perverts, let's

hear it for... Athena Katana.

Ain't she beautiful, ladies and gentlemen?

I'll see you back at Graceland, baby.

I think I saw her

on the set of Girl Happy.

Hey!

Aw, bastard!

Elvis has left the building, hmm?

You know what this was before it was Rodney's?

Yeah. Tyrone's Classy Lady.

You read that on the wall back there.

Hey, I have a pornographic memory, too.

Yeah! My ass.

You know who used to work here?

Let me guess. Would that be Bonnie Leek?

Very good.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe cops, man.

I hate cops!

Oh, man, if-if-if I see one more cop,

I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill Bonnie,

I'm...

Damn these seams.

What was Elvis, a midget?

I'm, oh...

So let me understand.

I deliver the money

and you take us to the equipment.

Exactly. Mmm, good.

All right.

Smile. Deal. Oh.

Okay.

♪ ♪

Wahoo!

Lost again.

Mwah!

Come here. Mwah!

Ah, just... all right one more hand.

I'll win it back. Sorry, girls.

Uh, time to go. Oh.

Time to go.

Not just yet, Mr. Endo.

We have a special surprise for you.

We realize, Mr. Endo,

that you never finalize a deal

without a Karaoke number.

Ah, ah, of course.

But, uh, it's getting late.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong, Mr. Endo?

You drink, but you're not getting drunk.

You refuse sex with the debutantes.

And now you refuse to sing for us.

♪ ...rollin' on the river... ♪

♪ Left a good job in the city ♪

♪ Working for the man every night and day ♪

♪ But I never saw the good side of the city ♪

♪ Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen ♪

♪ Big wheel keep on turning ♪ ♪ Turning ♪

♪ Proud Mary keep on burning ♪ ♪ Burning ♪

♪ Rolling ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Rolling ♪ ♪ Over ♪

♪ Rolling on the river ♪

♪ Rolling ♪ ♪ Over ♪

♪ Rolling ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Rolling on the river ♪

♪ Doo wap, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo, doo. ♪

♪ ♪

So are the fish eggs dead or alive?

Oh, Lieutenant A? How'd it go?

A cakewalk.

Evan, are you okay?

Yeah, he's fine.

Ooh.

There you are.

Legwork's done.

We'll make the bust tomorrow. Great.

How come you don't even look buzzed, Lieutenant?

Iron will, I guess.

Lightweight.

You're in charge, Carson.

Okay.

Just tell me that nothing has happened to him.

Bonnie, we know he's still alive.

We just don't know where he is, yet.

You have any ideas, Bonnie?

Me?

How would I know?

Well, we got this lead...

Aaron Crow.

What?

Aaron's behind this?

Uh, look, Bonnie,

we know you two used to work together,

okay, and, uh, big coincidence,

but your beloved hubby turns up missing

and now Aaron's running all over town spending city cash. Now,

call me crazy,

but I think there's a connection here.

Easy, bubba.

Yeah, yeah, there's a connection.

Okay. What would it be?

He's my brother-in-law.

Say what?

Since when?

Since my sister married him.

Bonnie,

you-you didn't say anything to your sister about Harvey

and the buy bust and the money... I told you

I didn't say anything to anyone.

Oh, God.

What?

Oh, my God.

Oh, Nash, the night before the bust

I went out with my sister to this Mexican restaurant

and we got drunk on Margaritas and I was all freaked out

about Harvey having all that money

and...

I don't know. I think maybe I...

I blabbed to her.

I don't know. God, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's all right. What have I done?

No, no, it's all right. No,

you have to get... you have to find him,

Nash. He's crazy.

She loves him. She has no idea what he's capable of.

He's crazy. You've gotta find him.

Oh, please find him before he gets my baby.

It's all right, we'll get him.

Please, Nash. We'll get him.

I promise.

Okay, clam chowder; brain food.

Better bring a bucket of it.

Now, now, now, just think, Dad.

It's real important that you remember.

I'm sorry. My mind's shot.

I'm drawing a blank.

No, no, no, it's okay, it's fine.

Um, remember you said something about kids.

Yeah, school kids.

Yeah. Saw 'em walking by.

Yeah, what else?

Smells?

Sounds?

I don't remember. I just...

Color?

Green.

He said he saw green glass bricks...

Sidewalk; there was green glass bricks

and steps right off the sidewalk.

Now that's good. That's good. Nick, that's good.

See? You can remember!

You're doing fine. Now come on.

He said something about a factory.

Factory.

I know this makes no sense,

but...

Wild, Wild West.

Wild, Wild West...

Um, Shane. John Wayne.

Gunfight O.K. Corral.

Wyatt Earp.

What? What are you doing? You're not helping.

What? He said, Wild, Wild West. I'm free-associating.

But we're not playing charades here. They're all Westerns.

Westerns!

What?

That's it.

Western Addition.

Western Addition. He's in the Western Addition?

Uh-huh... Yeah.

That's good. That's good, Nick.

He's in the Western Addition!

That's really good!

Earthquake!

Relax, Romeo. It's just the room spinning.

Carson, stop breathing so loud.

20 minutes, boys.

Chop-chop!

What the hell is that?

Who are you?

Why are you in my room?

Freeze! Police!

Guess I'm not gettin' to my auction on time.

Oh, well. That's good.

Probably just saved yourself a lot of trouble.

I don't know. I think it's a good deal.

Okay, this is the only street I know of

in the Western Addition

with both a school and a factory.

Hey, Joe, do green glass blocks count?

Want a sledge?

No. Let's make this a silent entry,

just in case Elvis is still in there with Harve.

Ah...

Magic.

All right, I'm right behind you, Houdini.

Harv, easy. Easy.

We got you, boy. We got you, buddy.

Oh, God, Nash! Oh, man, Joey.

Oh, I'm so glad to see you guys.

Take it easy. All right.

Oh, I knew you'd get here, but I was hopin' it'd be before

that idiot did something irreversible.

All right, don't worry. We're all over it, buddy.

Hey, Bonnie okay?

Everything's fine. Bonnie's fine.

Oh, I love you, man! I love you.

Ah, gentlemen.

Good day.

Can we finalize this deal?

We just received a telephone call from someone

claiming to be Toshiki Endo.

He's on his way here.

What're you trying to pull?

Are we going to do business or not?

As soon as this man arrive.

Well, I take that as a no.

Good day, gentlemen.

Good day,

whoever the hell you are.

I'm Toshiki Endo,

and you gentlemen... have just insulted the Yakuza.

Have a nice life.

I got some good news, brother-in-law.

I got a package in from the Bahamas, little

brother-in-law.

I got my money back.

Mm!

Don't you just love that freshly laundered scent?

Now your end is near, you're facing your final curtain.

And I'm gonna enjoy...

Not unless you can outrun these bullets there, Elvis.

Drop it. Put it down.

I-I was temporarily insane.

Up against that wall.

Get up there!

It's your brother- in-law, Harve.

You might want to come over here

and chat with him, huh?

You know, Aaron, one of the things you learn

as a police officer is that no matter how strong your feelings are,

you deal fairly and even-handedly with all perpetrators.

However, in your case...

It's a domestic thing.

And by the way, you inbred cretin, you're under arrest.

Nash? Yeah.

They patched through on your drop line.

Borris Setrakian calling for Harvey.

Take it, Harve.

Hello.

There you are.

Where were you the other night?

I-I don't know what happened, Borris.

I was right where you told me to be.

I was at that phone booth at Grace and Howard Streets.

Market and Grace streets.

Oh, no, that's, that's what happened. I...

Oh, man, my fault, my fault. Borris, I'm very sorry.

Listen, if, if... you know, if you want to give it another shot,

I'm still in the market for D-9's.

Okay, this time Ritz-Carlton Hotel, Suite 1256.

No phone calls.

Uh, what's happened with your face?

Uh, this was a family feud.

Okay.

Half a million, gentlemen.

It's all there. All right.

And here is all the paperwork

for trucks, dozers

and cranes.

A pleasure doing business, gentlemen.

At the risk of straining glasnost,

I should probably mention,

I'm actually a San Francisco Police inspector,

and you two are going to the gulag San Quentin.

Say what?! Up against the wall!

Get up against that wall! Get over there!

Borris.

What's going on here?

Meet you in like, one hour. I got to check with Bonnie, all right?

Oh, God, honey!

Oh, baby!

Oh, are you all right?

I'm fine, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

You're all right?

I'm fine.

Oh, baby.

When I saw that your Grateful Dead tickets were missing,

I thought that you just...

I thought maybe you left.

No, you weren't supposed to see them!

It was a surprise.

I got this big Day-Glo poster

I was going to mount them in the living room, honey.

And to think you suspected the two of them.

Too much Jerry Springer, I guess.

Oh, hey, we can still make the auction.

Come on. Come on.

No, man. Come on!

One second in which to give me a further bid.

I have $100,000 is the final bid.

Anyone wish to bid more?

Police, police, coming through! Police matter. Here you go.

You're just in time, sir.

Ladies and gentlemen, $110,000.

The property goes to Joe Dominguez and Bernard Nassitar.

I did it!

Congratulations... I think.

Come on. I want to go tell Bernie.

I'll buy you a drink.

What do you want, a Singapore Sling,

a Midori, a, uh...?

See? Nice neighborhood.

Upscale. Prosperous.

Yeah.

See where that...? That's the address there.

There?

That's the place.

What's up with that?

I don't know. Let me out. Let me out of here.

Hey, watch out!

Police business.

Guy who lives here, his name's Bernard Nassitar.

He had a coronary aneurysm.

What are you talking about? That's impossible.

It's... Oh, geez.

Bernie, what...? Get those zappers!

Uh, give-give him a shot of adrenaline in the heart, man!

We did that. He's dead.

What are you, what are you talking about?

Bernie! Bernie, it's Joe.

Bernie. Bernie! Give me a name!

Who's the buyer, Bernie?! Joe, Joe, he... Joe!

Bernie! He's not dead! Bernie! Come on, Bernie!

Get out of there! Come on!

Did you go through his boxes?!

Don't you have a piece of paper with a name on it?

Joe, he's dead. Bernie! Oh, God!

Look, I'm sure Inger's gonna understand.

It's his apartment!

Right after you explain it all to her.

Oh, God, no! I'm gonna have to go

to Sweden to hide from her! Oh, God!

Well, Charlotte only pressed charges

because her son-in-law's a lawyer.

Lawyers. Shoot 'em all.

So, uh, how'd you manage to get her back?

I proposed.

You what?

Well, why not?

I like her, she likes me.

I just gotta be more careful

and realize she's kind of brittle.

Damn, Nick, I hope I'm half as together as you are

when I get to be your age.

So, when's the big day?

One of these days we'll set a date.

If I'm lucky it'll be when my mind's gone.

Just kidding.

Wait'll you meet her, son.

Matter of fact, I don't want her to meet you.

Get out of here, you rascal.

Just keep drying.