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(dramatic music)

(solemn music)

Hey, Mom.

Is Dad as tall as this?

Hmm, maybe even taller.

Whoa!

On the other hand, no one says you have

to be big to be brave.

(solemn music)

(dramatic music)

(owl hoots)

(laughs) Ithaca, here we come!

Ithaca, my poor deluded Ulysses.

You're about to meet some very dear friends of mine

who will make sure you never see Ithaca again.

(owl hoots)

- [Dates] Whoa!

Titan, take the helm!

Mm-hmm.

(Titan grunting)

What have you done to my ship?

(Titan grunts)

Hang in there, mates.

It looks like we're headed for an unscheduled port of call.

(solemn music)

Hello, King Antiphates, a new batch

of castaways is about to wash up on your shores.

It is your job to ensure that not one

of them leaves this island alive.

- [Antiphates] Of course, Master, it is my pleasure to obey.

(Poseidon laughs)

(Antiphates groans)

Everyone, get ready for a crash landing.

(suspenseful music)

Whoops, pardon me.

(Titan growls)

(Philo screams)

I beseech you, Goddess Athena, protect us, please!

(suspenseful music)

(Titan growls)

(Philo yells)

(grunts) Ah!

Oh!

Uh, uh-oh, I've heard about this place

from a sailor who landed here

and came back stark-raving mad!

Are you sure it's the same island?

Positive, it's forbidden territory

to everyone but this weird group

of fishermen who live here,

an odd bunch known as the Strygons.

What exactly happened to that sailor?

Hmm, as I remember, he...

Actually, I don't remember.

I think this bump's affecting my memory,

and it hurts!

- [Dates] No!

- [All] What?

Oh my poor, injured darling!

Don't worry, I'll nurse you back to health, I promise.

Ulysses, we need wooden planks for repairs.

Anyone care to join me on a lumber gathering expedition

on mad sailor island?

Um, hmm?

(ominous music)

(Zephyr groans)

(growling) Huh?

What is making that awful noise?

I'm hungry.

This ointment is an incredibly powerful painkiller.

One drop should be more than enough.

(ethereal music)

You hear that, bump, go down!

(bump squeaks)

Hmm?

What about me?

I need it, too.

(Ulysses grunts)

- [Ulysses] Philo, no!

Ah, ah!

(Philo gulps)

(Philo moans)

Oh well, we won't be hearing from him for a while.

(Ulysses laughs)

Hey!

Where did that come from?

Over there!

Go away!

Get off our island!

(Ulysses gasps) (Diomedes groans)

- [Ulysses] Wait up, little girl!

Can we talk?

Huh?

(ethereal music)

(Zephyr yells)

(Zephyr gasps)

(Zephyr yells)

Zephyr's in danger!

I wouldn't worry, Nisa.

After all, he's with Titan.

(wood clatters)

(Zephyr yells)

- [Zephyr] My foot!

Oh, sorry.

(Zephyr groans)

(footsteps thudding) (Titan grunts)

Oh please tell me that's your stomach rumbling again?

(Titan grunts)

(Zephyr yells)

(dramatic music)

(giant growls)

(solemn music)

Hmm, I wonder whatever happened

to those odd Strygon fisherman.

Wait a minute!

I remember now. Huh?

They were all transformed into giants!

(Zephyr panting)

(Dates groans)

(Diomedes laughs)

Oh come on, children.

There's no need to get upset.

After all, it's only a legend.

(Diomedes groans)

Zeus, defend me, for the legend is true!

(giant laughs)

(all grunt)

(dramatic music)

(owl hoots)

(dramatic music)

(Zephyr yells)

(giant grunts)

- [Ulysses] Look out, Zephyr!

(Zephyr yells)

(Zephyr groans)

(Titan grunts)

(giant grunts)

(Titan grunts)

Huh?

(Titan grunts)

Hmm.

(giant grunts)

Splash him, Titan, quick!

(Titan grunts)

(giant groans)

Okay, everybody in the water, immediately!

(Diomedes grunts)

(Dates yells)

(Nisa yells)

(Philo snores)

(Philo screams)

(Ulysses grunts)

(Zephyr panting)

Into the sea, Zephyr, fast!

(Zephyr yells)

(giant grunts)

(giant laughs)

(footsteps thud)

(moans) Zephyr gone!

Stay here, Titan.

(Titan grunts)

Dates needs your help to fix the ship.

(grunts) The minute the damage is repaired,

we're out of here.

(solemn music)

Oh, did I forget to mention Zephyr?

(Ulysses grunts)

I'm on my way to collect him now.

There's no way I'm going to let you go in there alone.

Don't worry, old friend.

I've got a secret weapon.

(Dates grunts)

Hey, bathing beauty, would you mind drying off

and coming up here to lend us a hand?

What, and leave this big, safe tub

of giant repellent, no way.

Anyway, it's easier to fix the hull from down here.

Easier to get chewed up by sharks from down there, too.

Huh?

On second thought, maybe I'll help repair the dock.

(Nisa laughs)

(laughs) Okay, heavy hands,

seeing as you're so good at demolishing things,

why don't you remove all the damaged planks from the bow?

(Titan grunts)

(lighthearted music)

(Titan grunts)

(wood cracks)

(Dates grunts)

You clumsy oaf!

Can't you do anything right?

Go sit in the corner and try not to destroy that as well.

(Titan groans)

Sorry to disturb you, Tites, but have you see my owl?

- [Titan] No!

(Nisa gasps)

(owl hoots)

- [Nisa] Hey!

(Nisa grunts)

(ominous music)

(guard grunts)

(Zephyr grunting)

Hmm?

(liquid gurgles)

(Ulysses grunts)

(solemn music)

(guard grunts)

(guard snores)

(dramatic music)

(Zephyr grunting)

(suspenseful music)

(Zephyr grunting)

Ulysses, am I glad to see you.

The feeling's mutual, kid.

Whoa, I'm getting all woozy.

Well, actually, it's not that mutual after all.

(Zephyr gasps) (Ulysses grunts)

(Zephyr groans)

(guard thuds)

(giants grunt)

(suspenseful music)

(Zephyr grunts)

(gentle music)

(owl hoots)

Hmm?

(Nisa gasps)

Hi there, don't be frightened.

(little girl gasps)

(owl hoots)

(dramatic music)

Here they are.

(Zephyr yells)

(blonde giant grunting)

(Zephyr grunts)

(Ulysses and Zephyr grunt)

(dramatic music)

Call up the Soul Eater!

- [Giants] Soul Eater, Soul Eater!

(ground rumbling)

Huh?

Poseidon, I should've guessed

his slimy tentacles were behind all this.

(solemn music)

- [Zephyr] (yells) Help, help!

(giants growl)

Oh!

(dramatic music)

(Zephyr groans)

What's your pleasure, Almighty King?

The essence of your souls,

to make my valiant warriors more powerful

than they already are.

(laughs) Strange?

I don't see any valiant warriors around here,

only a bunch of lily-livered bullies too scared

to pick on folks their own size.

(Antiphates growls)

(Zephyr sighs)

How dare you insult my comrades-in-arms!

You deserve to be squashed like a cockroach.

Then why don't you pick your bravest warrior,

so he can give it a try?

Then if I defeat him, all my companions go free.

On the other hand, if I lose,

your Soul Eater can munch on us all.

(Antiphates growls)

(Ulysses chuckles)

Ooh, I like the odds.

Dwarfy, it's a deal.

(solemn music)

Don't worry, little one.

I won't hurt you.

(owl hoots) (footsteps thud)

Hang in there, Zephyr.

I've got a foolproof plan

(Zephyr gasps)

(groans) that just went down the drain.

I name Madores, our greatest warrior, as my champion.

- [Giants] Madores, Madores!

(Zephyr gasps)

(Madores grunts)

Well, Ulysses, your lily-livered bully has arrived.

(dramatic music)

(club thuds)

(little girl grunts)

(little girl yells)

Come on, sweetheart, come with me.

(footsteps thud)

(solemn music)

(owl hoots)

(Titan growls)

Go see Nisa.

(owl hoots)

(Titan grunts)

Nisa!

(owl hoots)

(Ulysses pants)

(club thuds)

(Madores grunts)

(club thuds)

(Ulysses grunts)

(Madores grunts)

My name's Nisa.

What's yours?

Uvea.

How did a normal kid like you end up here

with all these weirdo giants?

- [Uvea] It was back on the last normal day.

The grown-ups had just come back from fishing

with a really unusual catch.

(ominous music)

You pathetic humans,

you thought you could fish me up

like some flippety-floppety little mackerel, hah!

Behold the consequences of messing with a god.

I was so scared I shut my eyes.

When I opened them again,

nothing was ever the same.

Everyone had turned into terrible, horrible giants,

and (sniffs), and...

It's okay, Uvea, no one's going to hurt you.

Please take me with you.

Even my Mommy and my Daddy scare me now.

Don't worry, I won't leave you behind.

(grunts) Wait for me!

(Titan grunts)

(owl hoots)

Nisa, I find you.

Happy, happy, happy is!

Shh!

(dramatic music)

All right, shorty, now you're really gonna get it.

(Madores grunts)

I guess you really showed me that time, huh?

(Madores grunts)

(giants gasp)

Your bravest warrior gave it his best.

But as you can see, it wasn't good enough.

So if you'll excuse us,

my friend Zephyr and I will be be leaving.

(Antiphates laughs)

You make a good joke, eh, Dwarfy?

Warriors grab this funny guy,

and if he tries to flee, squish him.

(solemn music)

(bald giant grunts)

(footsteps thudding)

(Uvea and Nisa scream)

(Titan grunts)

(bald giant grunts)

(intense music)

(giants grunt)

- [Zephyr] Do something, Ulysses!

(Zephyr yells)

(Ulysses grunts)

(Ulysses pants)

(giants grunt)

(Ulysses pants)

Well, what are you waiting for, you overgrown idiot?

Follow your orders,

or I'll transform your miserable little island into a swamp.

(Titan grunts) No!

- [Titan] (grunts) Ow.

(dramatic music)

(bees buzzing)

(dramatic music)

(Titan grunts)

Hey, Boulder Head!

Would you like a treat?

(bald giant grunts)

(bees buzzing)

(bald giant groans)

(Titan grunts)

(Nisa laughs)

Have a nice trip, big guy.

And speaking of trips, we could sail halfway

to Ithaca in this outrageous footgear.

(ethereal music)

(wind whistles)

Nisa, Nisa!

We go back to real ship.

(Nisa grunts)

Now!

(Ulysses pants)

By the grace of our patron goddess Athena, they're alive!

(Madores grunts) (Ulysses panting)

(Titan grunts)

It's Daddy!

- [Nisa] That's your pop?

Hold it, right there, mighty warrior!

Going after kids is out of the question.

(Madores grunts)

You don't understand!

The king giant is this little girl's dad.

We've got to get 'em into the water!

- [Ulysses] What good is water gonna do?

We've got to get on to the ship and get out of here!

Don't you get it, Ulysses?

The Strygons are under a curse,

and there's only one way to break it.

- [Ulysses] Nisa, look out!

(Nisa screams) (Antiphates laughs)

You're not going anywhere.

Now who's the coward, you lily-livered wuss?

Set sail, quick!

What about Nisa?

This is the only way.

Little girl, if you want to save your dad,

call out to him with all your heart!

Daddy!

(Antiphates grunts)

Please let go of my friend.

(Nisa yells)

Come get me, Daddy, please!

Is that you, Uvea?

Don't worry, baby.

Your daddy is on his way.

- [Uvea] Daddy!

Here I come.

Help me!

I'm shrinking!

(Antiphates grunts)

Praise to the gods, we're free!

(Uvea laughs)

Well, little girl, it looks like

you've got yourself a real dad once again.

Ulysses, we thank you for undoing the wrong

that Poseidon has done.

There's no joy greater than being reunited

with the ones you love.

I understand.

It's something I've been trying to accomplish myself

for a very long time.

Bye bye, Uvea.

You were as brave as a giant yourself.

Have a safe journey home.

May the gods be with you.

Oh they'll be with you, all right.

In fact, there's no way I'm letting you out of my sight,

my dear Ulysses, until your bones are rotting

on the bottom of the sea.

(dramatic music)

(lighthearted music)

(Titan groans)

What's up, good buddy?

Dates called me a brute.

I'm so sorry, Titan.

It was all an awful mistake.

In fact, the truth is you're a gentle, sensitive--

(Titan grunts)

Whoa!

He's crushing me with kindness.

(all laugh)

(dramatic music)