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(dramatic music)

Don't you think that's enough for one sitting, son?

Why? These biscuits are delicious.

Maybe so, but I'd hate to see you turn into a pig.

Hehe, don't worry mom.

That kind of thing only happens in fairytales.

If I don't get something to eat, I'm going to die.

(sighing)

Meee starviiiing.

Hang in there, Titan!

Once we reach land you can eat your fill.

Huepp, right!

As if a friendly neighbourhood wave is just

going to pick us up and take us to our next meal.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo

Uuuaahh.

Wooohooh.

Woooohhhhohh.

Any other requests?

Uuuuaaahhhhhhh.

Huh huuuh.

Uuuuaaargggh.

Aaaah, aaah ahah aaaah!

Uuuuarrrhhh.

Hoo hoo.

Somebody help!! Uuuuaaargggh. Aaaahhh.

No falling over board without my permission.

Okay?

Poooooorrr Ulysses.

But, since you won't do the decent thing and drown.

I'll have to send an even more appetizing fate your way!

Ooh Aahh.

These bumpy landings are murder on my back!

Maybe so, but sinking would have been even harder.

At least then, my stomach would be at peace.

Huumm.

Follow me.

We'll find a meal to put you out of your misery.

I'm staying here with my ship!

I'm not letting this beauty out of my sight!

Huah huah huah, HeheHuah huuuuhh.

(growling)

No, Circe! Please, I beg you! No!

You know the rules.

He who feasts with Circe becomes her beast.

That's right, my pet.

No more human troubles and woes.

I will take care of you, and you will obey.

Huh huh huuuh huh.

(animal cry)

Hey!

Get him, Ulysses!

I would have, if someone hadn't made such a racket.

Let's go!

(panting)

Wait for uuuuuussssss!

Hoo hoo hoo hoo.

- [Philo] Ahaaaahhhh.

Wah?

Philo!

(panting)

Hah.

Sounds like trouble.

And it looks even worse.

Hmmm, me so hungry.

In that case, why don't you just eat a rock?

Oouuuutschh.

Hmmmmm?

(gasping)

Ooouuhh. What a weird tree.

Haaaahhhhh.

(grunting)

Noooohooo!

Phew!

I just had the strangest vision!

There was this giant hog and he--

So!

Now you are daydreaming about roast pork, eh?

No way! That hog was getting ready to eat ME!

Well, he'd better watch out, or I'll eat him first.

Haha hahow!

Nobody ever listens to me!

(sniffing)

Titan, our prayers were answered.

(sniffing)

The heavenly scent of food.

(growling)

Aaaaahaa.

- [Circe] Down my pet!

I told you something weird was happening!

Hohoh?!

Hey!

Ohhh.

Behind, Nisa!

Uuuuaarrghh.

(frightening roars)

Creatures heel.

What is going on?!

(roaring)

P..p..please don't harm us!

We're nothing but harmless travelers.

Oh, really?

Then why were you hunting the deer?

-w-we were h-hu-hungry and a...

(gasps)

Uuuuaaahhhhaaahhhaaaah!

Huuuaaappphhheeemm.

Uuuhaahh uuuahaaahhee.

Huuuaahh.

Greetings, noble strangers.

I am Circe.

What brings you to my domain?

Why, hello, Ma'm.

We, we were just looking for, a little something to eat.

Then you've come to the right place.

Please, follow me.

Whatever YOU say, Ma'm!

Oh yeah!

What is wrong with them?

I mean it's not like Circe's the Goddess of Love,

or Helen of Troy, or something.

Aaaahh.

Haaahh.

Huuuaaaooo.

Where are your manners, my friend?!

We don't stand on ceremony here.

Eat to your hearts' content.

Hey!

Hmmmmm hmmm hmm guuuaahmm hmm hmmmmm!!

Disgusting, they're nothing but savage hogs!

Hmmm, I wonder what that is?

(gasping)

(groaning)

(animal cries)

Huh!

Leave the book alone!

Sorry, but it's quite delicate.

Come and have something to eat.

Make yourselves at home.

And by all means, eat your fill!

Uuuhmmmaaannggg, huhmm, arrh.

Stop stuffing yourselves like pigs!

What if it's a trap?

Uuuhmmmaaannggg. Lighten up, young lady!

Our hostess is positively charming.

Well, I find her positively sickening.

Huhhmm.

Help! Help!

Why do you speak like a human?

WHAT? Don't you know?

You mean, you're not on HER side?

Who's side?

Circe's, of course.

The witch who turned us all into beasts.

If you are not on her side, then, what are you doing here?

We were shipwrecked on our way to Ithaca.

ITHACA!

I know that name!

I saw it on the map.

What map? Where?

At Circe's house!

In a very special, very powerful book.

Which could be our ticket home.

You've GOT to take us there, NOW!

Ah-Ah, I'll tell you how to get there,

but I'm NOT going with you!

Circe and her warriors are too dangerous, by far.

Her warriors?

(gasping)

DIOMEDES! TITAN! Stop eating! It's a trap!

Huaahaha!

That kid would do anything - OINK - for attention - OINK!

Huuaahh!

Change us back!

(laughing)

The two-legged hogs have turned into cute little piggies!

Aren't you sweet?

But where is your annoying little friend?

Wuuahh.

Aaahh.

RAT-CATCHERS!

Catch that RAT!

What a delightful young lady.

Ulysses will simply love her!

And, with any luck, she'll turn that wily old bird

into a (laughing) turkey!

MMUaaahhh, haaaahh haaahh hah.

(growling)

(oinking)

Don't be upset piggies.

In time you'll grow to love me, you'll have no choice

Huuu huuu huuh!

You call this a plan?

What happens if that witch forces us to eat?

You'll turn into pigs, just like your crew mates.

Bon appetit!

(pigs squealing)

Easy does it, guys!

We're just passing through!

Do not fear.

They're as gentle as kittens.

Greetings, I am Circe.

What brings YOU to my domain?

Ohoooh huh, excuse us, but um--

We were looking for somewhere to rest.

Then you've come the right place.

Follow me.

Th... th...th...th... thank you, Ma'm!

(growling)

Uehh ehh.

Aaaaahhhh!

Like SO close!

Huh Huuuuh!

Huuu huuuu!

Huu huuu. Huuu huuh.

Huhuuh.

Uuuuoooorghh.

Huuu huuu!

Huhuueeww?

Refresh yourselves my heroes.

Drink up and eat your fill.

Hmmm, where is that MAP?

(metal clanging)

Circe, this is de-li-cious! (laughing)

Huuummmmhhh.

Uhhh. B...B...By the way...

... oh... wh...where did you learn to play so well?

I'm a poet myself, and I know talent when I hear it!

Oh, thank you.

Actually I taught myself.

Chhrr chhruuaarr huaaarr oouuuiiii.

Chhrr chhhrruaar chrrruooong chruuuee.

"Magic", "Power secrets of the great".

(gasps) There it is: "Mysteries of the Aegean Sea".

The Deer was right: Ithaca IS in this book!

ULYSSES! (oinking)

Diomedes?! Is that you?!

Ohhoh hoh, OINK!

Nisa's in big trouble!

OINK OINK! She...She needs our help! (squealing)

Shhshhshhshh!

Oh, NO!!!

I am sorry, stranger.

You startled me.

But you do realize that's my book.

Which I trust you are going to return?

Just as I trust you are preparing to change my friends

back into their former selves?

Of course, I am!

We were just playing a little game.

The book, if you please?

As soon as I'm finished reading it.

Which could take quite some time.

Oh, really?

Come my darlings!

I've got a challenging situation to sink your teeth into.

(all growling viciously)

(growling)

(incomprehensible whispering)

Huuuhhuuuuh!

Huuuhuuhu, huuhuhu, Huuu huhuuuu, huuuuhuuuhu.

Grrrooooaarghh.

(fighting growls)

Not my idea of fun, but as long as I don't have a choice.

Let's gooooo!

I must have been mad!

Uuuuuaaargggghhhh.

Uuuh uuh UuuhAhhh.

Sorry, I have to go.

Back off, beasts!

You heard me!

(growling)

Who in Heaven's name are they?!

Friends.

I hope.

Oh. I am so touched to see my little runaways

have come back to their mistress.

Not hardly!

Ulysses has given us the courage to stand up to you, Circe.

You witch!

(Angry growling)

Wait! You shouldn't be fighting each other!

Don't worry, human, you're next!

But first, we're gonna take care of them.

Fine, but just remember,

Circe is the one who got you all into this mess.

We can't turn against our mistress!

She's the one who makes our lives worth living.

You call this living?!

You should have seen the sorry state they were in,

before I made them my slaves.

Gobble them up, my beauties!

Ulysses is right, mistress.

We want our freedom back, now!

(growling and snarling)

Have you gone mad?

Lie down, slaves!

All of you!

Just remember, you brought it on yourselves!

Oh, powers of the darkest night!

Bring thee forth my dreadful might!

AAAAH!!

Ahhh!

Uaahhh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Awake from dreaming, o monstrous tree!

Unleash your anger, your hate set free!

(monstrous screaming)

Oink, what are we supposed to do now?

What else?! We fight! (snorting)

You took the words right out of my mouth!

(monster screaming)

Heh. Not bad, heh?!

My turn now! Ah. Hey.

Hhhuuuaaaahhhh.

We've got to help them!

Ulysses! It's the book!

(roaring and screaming)

It'll be your turn next.

Huh?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Give it back, Ulysses, please!

Let her go first!

Huaah Huaahh Haaahhooohhh!!!

Aaaauuuwwww.

OUCH!

Destroy the book, Ulysses!

It contains all of Circe's power!

Ithaca is in this book.

Huuuwaah, goodbye Ithaca.

HnnHnnHnnn, NOOOOOOOOOO!!! UuuuAAAAAAAH!

(laughing) Yeah! I am me again!

Huhuu huhuhuuu.

What a pity.

I thought your curly tail was most becoming.

Uuuurrroooaarrghhnnn.

Don't be mad, Titan.

After all, you can't be hogging the limelight forever.

(everyone talking at the same time)

Thank you!

What's up?

That book could have gotten us back to Ithaca,

but I destroyed it.

And saved all of our lives as a result.

Anyway, who needs a book to find our way home,

when all we have to do is follow our snouts!

I guess we've got no other choice.

Fat chance!

You may have outwitted the witch, Ulysses

but you're still a long, long way from home.

(evil laughter)

(dramatic music)