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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:04,605 - wa-cha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:05,673 Male announcer: And now 3 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:10,178 Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,812 - [grunts] [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,715 * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:18,086 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,121 * raised in a noodle shop 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,555 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,091 * he climbed The mountaintop * 10 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,059 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,427 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,196 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,732 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,435 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,072 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 16 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,640 * kung fu panda 17 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,610 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,146 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 19 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,180 * with the furious five 20 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,715 * protect the valley, Something, something * 21 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,383 * something, Something alive * 22 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,185 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,122 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,157 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,191 Sweet! 26 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,743 - smell this. - [sniffs] 27 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:16,810 No. 28 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,247 - smell this. 29 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,714 - no. 30 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,250 - smell this. - no! 31 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,285 - smell this. - no. 32 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,219 - smell this. This. 33 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,220 This. This. 34 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,255 Smell this! 35 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,456 - I told you, po, 36 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,692 I don't want to play "Smell this." 37 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:32,826 - typical. 38 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,662 I come up With a super fun game 39 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,797 And I get no appreciation For it. 40 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,432 - it's not a super fun game 41 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,734 If the answer is always "Cabbage soup." 42 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:44,305 You spilled All over yourself at lunch. 43 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,909 - ooh! 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,578 A remote village! 45 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,879 Awesome! 46 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,781 Simple folk Living a simple life. 47 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,217 And I know how to make Their simple day. 48 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,351 - wa-cha! Ha! 49 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,187 By letting them take in The awesomeness 50 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:02,890 That is the dragon warrior! 51 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,626 Folks like these know How to appreciate greatness. 52 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,196 Ooh, they'll probably Throw me a parade. 53 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,297 You think they'll Throw me a parade? 54 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,631 I bet they'd Throw me a parade. 55 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,333 - I don't know, po. 56 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,567 He may have beaten you To it. 57 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:14,602 - who? 58 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,704 - the dragon warrior! 59 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,672 [laughs] - what? 60 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,508 - [laughing] 61 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,843 - "Learn to be A dragon warrior. 62 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,612 "Taught by master cheng, 63 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,715 The one and only Dragon warrior"? 64 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,783 What? 65 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,554 - [laughs] The resemblance is scary. 66 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,356 - this isn't funny, Monkey. 67 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,392 This cheng guy is stealing My fans and my fanfare. 68 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,894 He's besmirching The dragon warrior name. 69 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,397 - lighten up, po. Come on. 70 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,865 We've got to check This guy out. 71 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,535 - he better Not have gotten a parade. 72 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,271 [indistinct chatter] 73 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,905 - can't wait to see The dragon warrior. 74 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,407 - wonder what He'll teach us today. 75 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:57,345 - it's time for The dragon warrior class. 76 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:00,248 - [laughs] 77 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,252 [indistinct chatter] 78 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,254 - oh! 79 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:11,259 - wow, this cheng Really packs 'em in. 80 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,059 Let's grab a seat In the back. 81 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:16,264 - no way. This charade ends now. 82 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,935 Greetings, Small-town villagers. 83 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,304 Say hello to-- 84 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:26,774 - the dragon warrior! 85 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:30,311 - oh, yeah! 86 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,312 - you look great, Master cheng! 87 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,347 - [chuckles] Thank you. 88 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,882 Good to see you, too. 89 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:38,619 I am rather magnificent, Aren't I? 90 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,689 - sit down! 91 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,296 - [strains] [chair creaks] 92 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:52,366 Is this desk... For tiny children-- 93 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,303 [grunts] 94 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,004 I'll stand. 95 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,606 - very well, class. 96 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:02,343 Where did we leave off In our last lesson? 97 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,711 - you were explaining How you saved 98 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,679 The valley of peace By defeating tai lung. 99 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,916 [applause] 100 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,751 - I'll have to buy his book. 101 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,453 [giggles] 102 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,856 - ah, yes. 103 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,058 Quite a vigorous scrap, That was. 104 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,329 But remember, One must master the mind 105 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,498 Before one can master The foot or feet. 106 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,400 All: oh... 107 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,736 - you're writing that down? Seriously? 108 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,338 All: shh! 109 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:33,407 - the dragon warrior Is so awesome! 110 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,842 - and you will be, too. 111 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,345 You see, anyone Can be a dragon warrior 112 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,980 If it's in their heart. 113 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,549 Anyone. 114 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,950 - anyone? 115 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,718 All: shh! 116 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,053 - keep it together, po. 117 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,921 I think the worst is over. 118 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:51,659 - * hear the legend Of the kung fu sheep guy * 119 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:55,429 [all scatting theme song] 120 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:59,367 - you gotta be kidding me! 121 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,502 - is there a problem? 122 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,604 - yeah, buddy. You. 123 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,605 [all gasp] 124 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,407 - why are you doing this? 125 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,876 - because that guy Is not the dragon warrior. 126 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,878 [all exclaim] 127 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,847 - but I am. 128 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,819 - oh, yeah? Then, prove it. 129 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,692 - he's got a poster! 130 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,460 What more do you want? 131 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,761 - yeah! - hey! 132 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,797 - if you're The dragon warrior, 133 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,399 Then what Does paragraph seven 134 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,535 Of the sacred scroll Of meditation say? 135 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,069 - class, take note. 136 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,439 A true dragon warrior Doesn't need 137 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,141 To prove he's The dragon warrior. 138 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,077 He simply is. 139 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,413 - so deep. 140 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,080 - we should throw him Another parade. 141 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:50,150 - I love him so much! 142 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,420 - all right, all right. This is--look. 143 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,856 I know you're not The dragon warrior because I-- 144 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,991 - bandits! 145 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,159 [ringing bell] 146 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,862 [villagers screaming] 147 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,096 [all gasping] 148 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,436 - give us All your square coins! 149 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,440 - everyone, stay back. 150 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,476 I'll handle this. 151 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,478 - come on, po. We gotta help! 152 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,946 - uh-uh. [laughs] 153 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,114 Let's see how much they Like their dragon warrior 154 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,651 After he gets His lying face thumped. 155 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,453 [bandits growl] 156 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,489 Hmph. 157 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:30,958 - [groans] [bone cracks] 158 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,495 - [grunts] 159 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,697 - strength of will Beats strength of body. 160 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,165 [villagers ooh] 161 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,232 - [shouts] 162 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,202 - one kick in the gut Is worth two in the head. 163 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,472 - hey, he's not bad. 164 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,507 [bandits groaning] 165 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,208 - always brush Between meals. 166 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,477 - yeah. 167 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:50,944 [all groaning] 168 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,513 [bell rings] - ugh! 169 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,484 - shoobydooby! 170 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,051 - "Shoobydooby"? 171 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,854 [smack] - ugh! 172 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,923 - hmm! [all gasp] 173 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,492 - run! 174 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,027 The dragon warrior Is too tough for us! 175 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,096 All: [chanting] Master cheng! Master cheng! 176 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,097 - shoobydooby! 177 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,099 How does he do it? 178 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,233 All: [chanting] Master cheng! 179 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:17,037 - once again, the dragon warrior Has kept our town safe. 180 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,608 Long live the-- - that! Is! It! 181 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,374 [all gasp] 182 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,511 Cheng is not The dragon warrior 183 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,646 Because there can only Be one dragon warrior, 184 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,081 And I am that Dragon warrior! 185 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:36,657 [laughter] 186 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,592 - [laughs] 187 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:39,960 - fine. 188 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,862 Then we'll settle this The old-fashioned way-- 189 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,531 With a fight! 190 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:44,665 All: ooh. 191 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:49,670 Real dragon warrior versus Fakey sheepy dragon warrior. 192 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,038 - don't do this, po. 193 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,573 It's beneath you. 194 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,708 - and soon he will be, too. 195 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,244 Beneath my fists... 196 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,613 That'll be on his face 197 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,050 And various Other body parts. 198 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,685 - yeah, I get it. 199 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,986 - wa-cha! 200 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,288 [grunts] 201 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,691 Oh, yeah! 202 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:11,592 That's right! 203 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,760 Huh! What are you Gonna do about that? 204 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,061 Cha! Or that! [grunts] 205 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,563 Nothing! Didn't think so. 206 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,897 Okay, folks. 207 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,299 You might want to start Planning my parade, 'cause-- 208 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,002 - hiyah! Hiyah! 209 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:29,977 - hmm. 210 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,144 - [weak groan] 211 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,280 - pretty cowardly For a dragon warrior, 212 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,281 Wouldn't you say? 213 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:39,252 [laughter] 214 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,989 - coward? 215 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,959 [kung fu grunting] 216 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,632 Huh? Huh? Huh? 217 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,667 All: [chanting] Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! 218 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,102 - hmm. 219 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,904 Not bad, panda. 220 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,205 You-- [chuckles] 221 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,642 You have clearly Studied my techniques. 222 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,311 - time for you To study my fists, 223 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,614 Which will hit your face And other various other-- 224 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,816 - we get it! 225 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,618 - [yelps] - [grunting] 226 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,085 Take that! 227 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,122 - cheng! Cheng! Cheng! 228 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,659 All: [chanting] Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! 229 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,829 - [grunting] 230 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,296 Careful, now. 231 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,167 I don't want to hurt you. 232 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,136 Ahh! 233 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:34,341 - so, mr. Teacher guy, As the real dragon warrior, 234 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,777 I say to you... 235 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:37,778 Shakabooey! 236 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,848 - [screams] 237 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,816 [thud] 238 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,019 - so... 239 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,655 Guess you can start Planning my parade now. 240 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:51,324 First off, Let's talk confetti. 241 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,030 - is it true? 242 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,833 Are you not The real dragon warrior? 243 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,373 [villagers gasp] 244 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,308 How--how could you? 245 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,645 We trusted you, And you made fools out of us! 246 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,146 - I didn't mean For this to--ugh! 247 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,649 - now what am I gonna do On tuesdays? 248 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,985 - I can't believe this! 249 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,320 [villagers grumbling] 250 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,755 - what's wrong with them? 251 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,423 They wanted The dragon warrior. 252 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,425 - I think they wanted a hero, 253 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,196 And you just took theirs Away from them. 254 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,301 - pfft. 255 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,805 I know simple folk, And simple folk are resilient. 256 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,974 - I don't want to live! I don't want to live! 257 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,944 You hear me? 258 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,822 - [groans] 259 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,790 Ah... 260 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,228 Uh, hey, cheng. 261 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,362 Some day, huh? 262 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:06,233 - so, not teaching your Dragon warrior class anymore? 263 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,736 - what choice do I have? 264 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,338 - not lying is a choice. 265 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,874 Just sayin'. 266 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,009 - I didn't lie. 267 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,813 At least it didn't Start out that way. 268 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,015 I grew up in a big family. 269 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,952 All I ever wanted to do Was stand out, 270 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,887 Be special. 271 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,357 But I wasn't. 272 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,492 My brothers and sisters Became doctors... 273 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,761 Lawyers... 274 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,796 Carnival workers... 275 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,364 The only way to make my mark 276 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,000 Was to strike out On my own. 277 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,002 My travels took me far. 278 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,806 I made my way To this remote village. 279 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,475 That's when fate stepped in. 280 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:52,946 - [laughs wickedly] 281 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,914 [thud] 282 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,383 [groans] 283 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,222 [all cheering] 284 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,825 - the villagers had never Seen anything like it. 285 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,459 They thought I was extraordinary. 286 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,497 They thought I was the dragon warrior! 287 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,401 [sighs] I know. 288 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,238 I should have corrected them, But I felt special. 289 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,073 Finally! 290 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,075 And now... 291 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:25,445 [sighs] Now it's all over. 292 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,916 - welp, that's the way The fortune cookie crumbles. 293 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,084 Good luck with everything. 294 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,252 - po! 295 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,854 - look, I feel bad, 296 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,223 But the universe chose me, Not him. 297 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,424 I'm sorry, cheng. 298 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,292 I mean you seem Like a good guy. 299 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,830 You'll just find something A little less awesome to be. 300 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,097 Let's hit it, monkey. 301 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,299 - yeah. Take care, cheng. 302 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,836 We'll go make sure Those bandits are gone. 303 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,170 - don't worry about them. 304 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,839 I paid them to lose to me. 305 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:56,844 They're actually An out-of-work acting troupe. 306 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,479 - since the panda Exposed cheng as a fraud, 307 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,948 No more pay day. 308 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,216 We are unemployed. 309 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,252 - but shi wo, We have to work, 310 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,519 We have to eat. 311 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,989 And there aren't Any theatres out here, 312 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,123 Not even dinner theatre. 313 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,558 [all groan] 314 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,962 What? I'm not above it. 315 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,897 - aye. - yeah. 316 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,165 - let's put Our thinking caps on 317 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,933 And figure out How we can get money 318 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,903 Without having to work. 319 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,873 - gah! 320 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,008 It would be so brilliant 321 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,276 If we could just get people 322 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,913 To give us their money And such. 323 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,614 But how? 324 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,583 - [growls] 325 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,901 Hold on. 326 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,568 Instead of playing bandits, 327 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,270 We'll actually be bandits. 328 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,906 It's so method. 329 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,908 Everyone get into character. 330 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,442 Tomorrow morning, We ransack that village 331 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,044 With great gusto. 332 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,013 Light up the sky, Everyone! 333 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,949 All: light up the sky! 334 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,951 - you really think cheng Will be okay? 335 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,253 - absolutely. 336 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:17,024 I know simple folk, And simple folk are forgiving. 337 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,092 All: boo! 338 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,527 - get out! - get out of here! 339 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,962 - nobody wants you here! 340 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,230 - leave our town now, Phony! 341 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,999 - I can't believe We threw him a parade! 342 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,235 - boo! - wait! Everybody, stop! 343 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,970 Now listen up--ow! 344 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,138 [growls] 345 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,507 Yes, cheng lied. [groans] 346 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,976 But he's not a bad guy. 347 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,011 And his kung fu's Pretty good too. 348 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,079 I mean, Not as good as mine, 349 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,281 But I have the advantage Of training at the jade-- 350 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,250 - [clears throat] 351 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,586 - right. 352 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,956 What I'm saying is, Even if cheng 353 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,524 Isn't the totally bodacious Dragon warrior, 354 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,963 Can't you forgive him Anyway? 355 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,164 All: no! 356 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,598 - boo! - forget him! 357 00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,699 - wow. 358 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,003 Simple folk Can hold a grudge, huh? 359 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,505 - bandits! 360 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,007 [bandits growling] 361 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,675 - what are they doing back here? 362 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,011 - probably didn't get the whole "The jig is up" memo. 363 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,413 Fear not, simple citizens! 364 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,383 The dragon warrior Will deal with these ruffians. 365 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,251 You there! 366 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,320 Don't take another step! 367 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,990 Hey, guys. Way to sell it. 368 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,191 The dragon warrior doth say 369 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,994 That your kind Aren't welcome here! 370 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,996 Thing is, show's closing. 371 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,132 Don't protrudeth me any Of your lip, foul heathen! 372 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,000 Don't feel bad. 373 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,534 Good run, Mostly positive reviews, 374 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,036 But it's time to move on. 375 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,339 What do you say? 376 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,074 No problem, everybody. 377 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,342 The dragon warrior has-- 378 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,445 - I say the show must go on. 379 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,647 - huh? 380 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,349 [gong rings] 381 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,184 [smack] 382 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,053 - ugh... 383 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,022 [bandits growling] 384 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,063 - ugh. 385 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,264 What? 386 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,133 [strains] 387 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,400 Aw, man. 388 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,103 This happens to me Entirely too often. 389 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,139 - I heard that. 390 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,076 - [growls] [villagers whimper] 391 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:25,218 - this village Belongs to us now. 392 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,454 - please, Leave them alone. 393 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,621 These are good people who-- 394 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,224 Aah! [groans] 395 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,160 - should I tie him up, Too? 396 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,594 - why bother? 397 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,563 He's nothing special. 398 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,469 - [sighs] 399 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,211 - cheng... 400 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,113 - don't worry about me, po, 401 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:57,084 For as the lotus blossom Opens, one must-- 402 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,786 I hate myself. 403 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,458 - way to go, po. 404 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,195 Thanks to your big ego, A hero's been crushed, 405 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,529 Everyone's upset, 406 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:13,133 And bandits have taken control Of the whole town. 407 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,268 - so... 408 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,138 No parade? 409 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,173 - that's it, shi wo. 410 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,142 We've taken everything They've got! 411 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,410 - excellent. 412 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,246 And now, since we have A captive audience... 413 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,415 - but can't you see? 414 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,118 It is you that I love. 415 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,553 - * how does a baker's son 416 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,755 * know anything About love? * 417 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,258 * he only knows About flour and yeast * 418 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:42,662 * and not the stars above 419 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,663 - [strains] 420 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,664 Musical theatre-- 421 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,766 [groans] Must break free. 422 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,337 - shush! 423 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,139 - ugh, this is crazy. 424 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,507 Are you all really gonna Let them steal your stuff? 425 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,276 They're just actors! 426 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,744 [bandits gasp] - huh? 427 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,745 [bandits growling] 428 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,481 - uh, well-armed actors? 429 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,151 - great. Now see what you did? 430 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,552 - critics. 431 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,654 New third act, guys. [cracks knuckles] 432 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,556 Instead of just Robbing this village, 433 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,192 We're gonna burn it To the ground! 434 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,162 All: light up the sky! 435 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,165 - all right, fellas. Torch it! 436 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,766 - [whimpers] 437 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:23,603 No! 438 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,838 [weakly] You can't. 439 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,341 [villagers gasp] 440 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,277 - what are you Gonna do about it? 441 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,180 You're not The dragon warrior. 442 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,248 - anyone can be A dragon warrior 443 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,550 If it's in their heart. 444 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,551 Ugh! 445 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,321 [bandits laughing] 446 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,689 [villagers murmuring] 447 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,292 - look at him, After how we treated him. 448 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,795 - there's no way He can take them by himself. 449 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,631 - I am the dragon warrior! 450 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,300 - huh? 451 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,735 - I am the dragon warrior! 452 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,870 - I am the dragon warrior! 453 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,641 - I am the dragon warrior! - I am the dragon warrior! 454 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,244 - I am the dragon warrior! - I am the dragon warrior! 455 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,545 - I am the dragon warrior! 456 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,913 - I am! - I am-- 457 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,217 - I am the dragon warrior! - I am the dragon warrior! 458 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,219 - huh? 459 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,358 - let's get' em! 460 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,326 - yeah! 461 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,562 - ugh! 462 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,297 All: shoobydooby! 463 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,498 [bell rings] 464 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,467 Shoobydooby! 465 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,403 - hurry, po. 466 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,839 The villagers need A real dragon warrior! 467 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,508 - let's do this thing! 468 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,710 - [shouting] 469 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,945 [kung fu grunting] 470 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:39,946 Ugh! 471 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,352 - shakabooey! 472 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,553 - [grunts] 473 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,488 Huh? 474 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,357 - shoobydooby! 475 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,325 [axe clangs] 476 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,494 [groans] 477 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,596 - ha! Hoo! Hee! Huh! 478 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,266 [all groaning] 479 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,737 - time for the big finish. 480 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,474 Just me versus The dragon warrior. 481 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,576 - with pleasure! 482 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,878 Now everyone will Be able to appreciate 483 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:16,983 The awesomeness Of the dragon warrior! 484 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,625 It's up to you, cheng! 485 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,261 You're the "Dragon warrior." 486 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,697 Kick his scenery-chewing butt. 487 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,831 - hmm? 488 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,933 - [laughs] 489 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:34,801 - you were right, cheng! 490 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,903 Anyone can be The dragon warrior... 491 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,671 - [laughs] 492 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,373 - if it's in their heart. 493 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,774 [axe clangs] - [whimpers] 494 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,277 - I know you can do it. 495 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,448 - this will be Your final curtain. 496 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,317 [all gasping] 497 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,284 - huh? 498 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,787 - yeah! 499 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:55,888 - [grunts] 500 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,593 [landing blows] 501 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,403 - ugh! 502 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,339 [kung fu grunts] 503 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,709 [loud thud] 504 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:28,721 [villagers cheering] 505 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:34,093 - and...Scene. 506 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,663 - way to go, cheng! [laughs] 507 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,999 That's how you do it, Dragon warrior-style. 508 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,735 - not taking the glory For yourself, po? 509 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,103 You feeling okay? 510 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,605 - feeling fine, monk. 511 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:50,377 I told you. I just wanted a parade. 512 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,680 All: [chanting] Master cheng! Master cheng! 513 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,548 Master cheng! 514 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:57,684 - smell this. 32801

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