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- wa-cha!
Hiyah!
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Male announcer:
And now,
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Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley,
Something, something *
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* something,
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[somber music]
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- [stomach rumbles]
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- [sighs]
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[stomachs rumbling]
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[loud rumbling]
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- [groans]
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Five grains of rice?
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Five?
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That's worse than none.
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- as long as
The village goes hungry,
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We will go hungry
As well.
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- yeah, but when
I agreed to that,
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I thought it meant "Hungry"
Not "Hungry!"
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- sorry, po, but until
We catch the food bandits
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And end this famine,
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Five grains
Is all the rice you--
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- [drooling]
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- you're seeing me
As a giant noodle again,
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Aren't you?
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- sorry, viper.
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It's just that I-I need food!
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- we all do.
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- I don't know what you're
All complaining about.
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I am stuffed.
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Whoo!
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What?
Rice in my teeth?
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- [growls]
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- po!
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Come with me.
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This famine is reaching
A critical point.
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I'm not sure how much longer
The villagers can hold on.
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- any luck on figuring out
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Who's stealing the food,
Master shifu?
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- unfortunately not.
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But we do have
A short-term solution
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To the valley's...
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- [drooling, sniffing]
- troubles.
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- you're seeing me as a giant
Rice ball again, aren't you?
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- ahh...
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A devilishly handsome
Giant rice ball.
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- a newcomer, madame zhou,
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Has donated a shipment
Of rice to the village.
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I'm sending you
To protect that rice.
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- by eating it?
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'cause then
It'll be in our stomachs
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And no one
Will be able to--
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I'm open
To other suggestions.
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- come on, po.
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If you keep stopping
To lick rocks,
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We're never
Gonna get there.
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- it's the next best thing
To eating.
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Some of these rocks
Taste pretty good.
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[satisfied groaning]
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Agh!
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And this is not
One of those rocks.
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Whoa!
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Madame zhou
Must be richer
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Than lychee nut pudding
In a brown sugar demiglace.
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- we get it.
You're hungry.
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- [knocks]
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- ooh!
Company's here.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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It's so nice
To see new faces.
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I do get so lonely
Out here on my own.
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I'm madame zhou.
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- oof!
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- oh, and you're
The mighty dragon warrior,
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Sole protector
Of the valley of peace.
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- well, I mean, I--
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Ha, not really
The sole protector.
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- would you like to come in
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And see some portraits
Of my grandchildren?
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- uh, sounds great,
Really,
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But we should probably get
That rice back to the village.
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- oh, don't go yet.
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Have you eaten?
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I took the liberty
Of preparing a small lunch.
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[laughs]
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- [gasps]
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Until now, I didn't know
My eyes were hungry too.
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- po, honor demands
That we not eat
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While the village starves.
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- honor demands
That I not starve
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While my stomach eats.
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- that doesn't make sense.
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- you're right.
I must be delirious.
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Should probably
Eat something.
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[groans]
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- rats.
- I know, I was so close!
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- no, po, rats!
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- [shudders]
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- ooh, jade palace warriors.
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How very whimsical.
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[squeaks]
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Why so sad?
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Is the chunky panda hungry?
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- hey, buddy,
I've lost almost two pounds
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Since this famine began.
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These are my skinny pants.
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- you're the one who's been
Stealing the village's food.
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- and you're the ones who
Are going to try and stop me.
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Well, here we all are.
Try and stop me.
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- [horrified gasp]
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No one hurts food
On my watch!
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[groans]
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- [gasps]
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- [grunting]
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- dumpling?
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- [drooling]
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Mmm.
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- hiya!
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You should learn
Some self control.
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You might live longer.
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Leave the rice to us
Or my brothers and I
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Will make things
Unpleasant for you.
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- look around, rat boy,
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Your brothers
Have already given up.
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- true.
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Good thing I have sisters.
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[laughs]
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[laughs maniacally]
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- uh, lovely family.
- [humming]
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- [laughs maniacally]
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- [groans]
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[all grunting]
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- yah!
- [screams]
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Help!
Someone help!
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- [grunts]
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You win this one, panda.
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But what will you eat
After we steal
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The rest
Of the valley's food,
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Your monkey friend
With mustard sauce?
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[laughs]
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Mustard sauce!
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- relax, monkey.
You're my buddy.
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[under breath]
My delicious, tasty buddy.
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- you saved me
From that awful rat.
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Thank you,
Thank you, thank you!
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- you really are lonely,
Aren't you?
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- they took the rice.
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- oh, this is just dreadful.
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I'm so very sorry.
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I'll send to another province
For more at once.
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- many thanks, madame zhou.
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- come on, we need
To tell master shifu
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About those rats.
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- you should stop by
For a snack anytime you like.
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- really?
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[sighs]
I would, but--
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- it'll be our little secret.
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- po, let's go.
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- coming!
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- the rats you faced
Are called the lao shu.
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[all gasp]
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- how come everyone but me
Always knows what stuff means?
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- the lao shu
Are a band of renegades
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That number in the hundreds,
Perhaps the thousands.
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Their leader, ju-long,
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Is as deadly
As he is unbalanced.
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[coins jingling]
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Money means nothing to him.
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He inflicts
Suffering and chaos
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Just for the fun of it.
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[boom]
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- [screaming]
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- he's usually successful
At causing both.
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These villains are unlike
Any you have faced.
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Get some rest.
Tomorrow, we train.
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- [stomach rumbling]
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[groans]
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Agh!
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This is wrong, this is wrong,
This is wrong!
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[stomach growls]
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This is wrongish,
This is wrongish,
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This is wrongish.
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[stomach growls]
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- you made it.
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- you know, for an older lady,
You're pretty spry.
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- I just get excited
To see anybody,
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And that includes you.
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Ha, I feel...Special.
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- you like?
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- [drooling]
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- I was so afraid
You wouldn't come,
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What with the villagers
Starving and all.
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- [drooling]
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Ah, this was a mistake.
I shouldn't be--
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- stuffed fig?
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[dreamy music]
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*
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- [humming]
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Yeah, I can stay
For a bit.
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[weak groaning]
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- more rice
Was stolen last night.
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Fight through the hunger.
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The lao shu won't care
You haven't eaten.
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Neither should...
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- [grunting powerfully]
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- you.
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- [laughs maniacally]
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- [gulping]
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Mmm.
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[gulping]
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00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,665
[rice grains clink]
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- this one is a dumpling
Stuffed inside another dumpling.
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- ooh, a duh-dumpling.
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Oh, yeah.
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- [sighs]
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I've located
The last rice storehouse
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In the valley of peace.
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- [scatting cheerfully]
- no doubt ju-long will--
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Panda!
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- [scatting]
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00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,963
- stake out that storehouse
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And catch the lao shu
In the act.
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Meet up at 7:00.
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00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,172
- uh, 7:00? Tonight?
Really?
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- do you have
Somewhere else to be?
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00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,343
- [scoffs]
No, of course not.
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00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,178
I just wanna be prompt.
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00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,748
"Prompt po," that's--
That's what they call me.
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00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,149
- no one calls you that.
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00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,085
- maybe they should.
- ugh.
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- it seems you're getting better
At dealing with your hunger.
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00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,089
- uh, yeah.
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I took it to a whole new,
You know, brain level.
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It's like I'm not
Even hungry anymore.
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- I'm proud of you, panda.
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You've finally mastered
Your impulses
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00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,802
Instead of letting them
Master you.
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00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,804
Well done.
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00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,038
- [nervous chuckle]
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[sighs]
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00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,409
Madame zhou!
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Sorry I'm early, but--
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- [groans]
- you okay?
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- I am now that you're here.
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I prepared something
Special for you.
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- unfortunately,
I can't stay.
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We're staking out
The storehouse
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00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,092
To keep ju-long
From stealing the rice.
267
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,360
And it's not just that.
268
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,797
I really shouldn't
Be coming here at all,
269
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,265
Which is--
What is that?
270
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:16,269
- I call it
"Cavalcade of dumplings."
271
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,438
- [squeals]
272
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:24,077
- [whispering]
8:00, and no sign of ju-long.
273
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,846
- or prompt po.
274
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,315
- I can't believe he'd let
The villagers down like this.
275
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,817
- he'll be here.
276
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,819
He's probably
Doing something important.
277
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,221
- forget about po.
Just stay alert.
278
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,924
We can't let ju-long
Get the drop on us.
279
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,826
- oopsy daisy!
280
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:39,960
Too late.
281
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,929
But hey,
At least we got to spend
282
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,864
Some quality time together.
283
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,834
[laughs maniacally]
284
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:03,350
[all groaning]
285
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,018
- guys, what happened?
286
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,920
- where were you last night?
287
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:07,921
- me?
288
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,190
Oh, I must have gotten
My storehouses mixed up,
289
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,591
And I--
290
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,895
[slurping]
291
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,467
Okay, I went
To madame zhou's,
292
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,935
But it's not
What you think.
293
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,536
She's all alone out there,
294
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,973
And I went
To keep her company.
295
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,340
- out of the kindness
Of your heart?
296
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,241
- yes?
297
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,877
- and not to stuff your face
With food?
298
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,945
- uh, did I eat?
299
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,048
I'm not sure if food
Actually touched my--
300
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,616
- plum sauce
On your elbow,
301
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,118
Bean paste
On your chin,
302
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,153
A dumpling
Between your toes.
303
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,023
- dude, seriously,
You eat like a bear.
304
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,525
- so you ate
While the valley starves
305
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,628
And your friends
Were attacked.
306
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,030
- did you at least
Have the decency
307
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,464
To bring back
Some food with you?
308
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,533
- yes!
309
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,235
Foot dumpling?
310
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,004
- dude.
311
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,572
- monkey! Guys!
312
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,908
Master!
313
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,242
- every time you go missing,
314
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,211
The lao shu
Raid our rice stores.
315
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,512
- but master shifu, I--
316
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,579
- because of your
Selfishness,
317
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,416
Last night, ju-long
Stole the last of the food.
318
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,652
Hunger is the new master
Of the valley of peace.
319
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,923
- mmm.
[chewing]
320
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,425
- you're still a prisoner
Of your impulses, po.
321
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,094
Until you know
And accept your weaknesses,
322
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,965
Selfishness
Will remain your master.
323
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,371
- [swallows]
324
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,945
Madame zhou?
325
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,447
It's po.
326
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,615
Huh.
327
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,952
Madame zhou,
Are you here?
328
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,619
We have to take
Your dumplings and figs
329
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,121
And everything
To the village.
330
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,057
It's the right thing to--
[crunch]
331
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,992
Rice?
332
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,133
[knocks]
333
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,236
I'm coming in!
334
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,974
The door was open.
335
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,112
Huh, the trail just stops.
336
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,113
[mechanical crank]
337
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:17,985
[machinery rumbling]
338
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,287
[gasps]
339
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,455
The rice!
340
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,624
Ju-long's been here.
341
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,059
Madame zhou!
Madame--oof!
342
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,427
- ooh!
343
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,229
- oh, thank goodness
You're okay.
344
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,497
You're in danger.
345
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,000
Ju-long hid
The stolen rice here.
346
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,334
- well, of course he did.
347
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,269
He did steal it for me,
After all.
348
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,005
Stuffed fig?
349
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,440
- [drooling]
350
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,741
How's that now?
351
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,611
- now I can sell the rice
For a tidy profit.
352
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,479
How about some pudding?
353
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,015
- whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa.
354
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,150
I just saw
Ju-long attacking you.
355
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,584
- oh, that was his idea.
356
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,121
Something about diverting
Suspicion off of me.
357
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,024
Let me see
About that pudding.
358
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:57,924
- enough with the pudding.
359
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,027
Just so I'm clear,
You and I are friends.
360
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,028
- uh-huh.
361
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,029
- and you've been feeding me
362
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,596
So I'd come
And spend my time with you.
363
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,697
- that's right.
364
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,633
- and you're willing
To let innocent villagers starve
365
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,101
Just so you can
Make some money?
366
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,602
- exactly.
367
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,438
We're not that different,
Po.
368
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,641
I love money
And you love food.
369
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,110
Here,
Have another dumpling.
370
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,213
- madame zhou,
You are not nice.
371
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,449
- oh, not even a little.
372
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,685
I'm surprised it took you
So long to figure that out.
373
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,287
- better late than never.
374
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,622
Come on, I have
To take you to jail.
375
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,660
- oh, po, I'm afraid
That's going to be a problem.
376
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,397
- come out, come out,
Wherever you are.
377
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,798
- I am out.
378
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,068
- oh, really?
How's the view?
379
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,203
- [groans]
380
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,239
- after you get rid of him,
We'll have almond cake.
381
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,408
Bye, po.
382
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,481
- still thinking about food
At a time like this?
383
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,249
And they call me crazy.
384
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,784
Boys!
385
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,724
[humming]
386
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,126
- [groaning]
387
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,144
- what a great fight.
388
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,113
And these seats, wow!
389
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,548
I can hardly wait
For the big finale.
390
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,218
- big finale?
391
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,264
- [groans]
- [laughs]
392
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,133
- [grunting]
393
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,138
- stick and move.
Ha ha!
394
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,441
- ow!
395
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,476
Ahh!
396
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,511
[groaning]
397
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,249
- wow.
398
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,683
- ow.
399
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,220
[grunting]
400
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,797
[straining]
401
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,304
[rice shifting]
402
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,841
- impressive!
403
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,843
You deserve a present.
404
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:33,746
How about a panda skin rug?
405
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,747
Ha ha!
406
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,183
- wah!
407
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,857
[groans]
408
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,828
- a wise man once said,
"Aah, rats!"
409
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,697
[laughs]
410
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,200
[echoing clang]
411
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,506
- thanks for
Your help ju-long,
412
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,275
But your services
Are no longer needed.
413
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,445
Oh, and try not to die
All over the rice.
414
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,314
Lowers the value.
415
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,249
Ta!
416
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,383
[lock clicks]
417
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,352
- [grunts]
418
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,790
- [laughs]
419
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,359
- why are you laughing?
420
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,628
She just double-crossed you.
421
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,364
- no, I double-crossed her.
422
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,366
She's not gonna make
A dime on this rice
423
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,368
Because I rigged it all
To explode.
424
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,337
[laughs maniacally]
425
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,738
- [laughs]
426
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,905
No way.
427
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,241
She'll never see that
Coming.
428
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,408
Oh, man!
429
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,876
When's it gonna blow up?
430
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,545
- any time now.
431
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,812
[laughs]
432
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:44,417
[both laugh]
433
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:48,521
Both: uh...
434
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:53,960
[both screaming]
435
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,769
- one...
436
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,537
Two...
437
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,339
And now!
438
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,244
[crackling]
439
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,290
[explosion]
440
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,860
- you boys are resilient.
441
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,729
Hey, did you know
I was once known
442
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,300
As master of the iron whip?
443
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,601
Hiya!
444
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,003
[grunting]
445
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,307
- ah, whoa.
446
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,442
- oh!
447
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,577
Dumpling?
448
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,554
- sorry, lady.
449
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,390
Food isn't my master
Anymore.
450
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,461
I am.
451
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,363
- oh, darn.
452
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:10,337
- wow, you have
Such blue eyes.
453
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,643
[all eating noisily]
454
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,349
- hey, guys.
455
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,486
Look, I know I messed up.
456
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,954
I let you
And the valley down
457
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,957
All for some stuffed figs
And dumplings,
458
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,993
Which, in my defense,
Were delicious.
459
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,962
Not that that matters.
460
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,998
Anyway, I'm sorry.
461
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,367
Guess I'm gonna go.
462
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:43,770
- panda,
Why don't you join us?
463
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,572
- really?
Awesome!
464
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,010
[sniffs, gags]
465
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,645
Foot dumplings?
466
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,381
- made them myself.
467
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,550
[laughter]
468
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,387
- mmm.
[all groan in disgust]
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