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- wa-cha!
Hiyah!
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Male announcer:
And now
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Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley,
Something, something *
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* something,
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[chanting]
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- oof!
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- ugh!
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- ah!
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- ugh.
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- ooh!
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- [roars]
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[audience boos]
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- which one of you
Losers is next?
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- you're new here
So I'll remind you.
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Our first rule is that we treat
Each other with respect.
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- look, girlie, so far this kung
Fu club of yours is pathetic.
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Now bring me
Someone I can crush.
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- how about me, loudmouth?
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- [laughs]
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What's with the corny mask?
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Am I supposed to be scare--oof!
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- yah!
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Take this, old enemy.
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Heeyah!
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Ugh!
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[groans]
Sure.
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Hit a guy when he's not looking.
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- po?
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Sorry to disturb your training,
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But something serious
Has just come up.
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- oh, my gosh!
We're out of sticky buns?
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- I wish.
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- you wish we were out
Of stick buns?
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What kind of monster are--
- just look at this.
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- "Kung fu club.
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"Martial arts
For the average guy.
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"Personal combat nightly.
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Tell no one."
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A secret kung fu fight club?
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This is serious.
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Seriously awesome!
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Yeah!
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Ugh!
- it is not awesome.
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It's dangerous.
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The unskilled
Could be seriously hurt.
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That's why training
Is only permitted
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At sanctioned palaces,
Like ours.
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- still, check out that logo.
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It's all "Pow, wham, fight me!"
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- po, this is not kung fu.
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This is hooliganism.
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I want you to find the club
And shut it down.
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- will do, master shifu.
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Nothing escapes
My penetrating gaze.
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Agh!
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So, who looks like they belong
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To a secret underground
Fighting club?
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- [screams]
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- [snores]
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[burps]
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- if only there was
Some way to tell--huh?
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'sup?
- [groaning]
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- [whistles]
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[quietly]
- blood and honor.
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- secretive gathering
At the old mill.
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Cool.
[giggles]
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- password?
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- [clears throat]
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Uh...
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Smashapalooza!
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Darn.
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Ooh!
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[crowd cheering]
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Sweet.
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[fighting noises]
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[cheering,
Shouting continues]
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Ooh!
Reverse jackal punch.
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Nice!
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Exploding weasel kick!
Sneaky.
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[both grunting]
Shake it off.
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[bell dings]
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Yes!
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Bring the bodacity!
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- good effort.
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Next time, keep your left up
And you'll do fine.
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So I see some new faces tonight.
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And we all know the third rule
Of kung fu club.
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All: no matter height,
Weight, or might,
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All members fight.
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- sounds reasonab--hey!
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- what's your name, new guy?
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- po--ong!
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Uh, po-ong, the wool-gatherer.
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- r...Ight.
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Mongo, you're up.
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- ha!
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- uh, maybe we should
Talk about this.
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- it's okay, new guy.
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Just believe in yourself.
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- [yelps]
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But, uh, I don't wanna
Hurt this poor little guy.
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It's--it's not fair.
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Crowd: ooh!
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- ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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- it's the dragon warrior.
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- the jig is up.
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Run!
[all scream]
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- attention, everyone.
I'm really sorry.
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Your club is awesome,
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But on behalf
Of the jade palace,
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I'm going to have to
Shut you down.
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- we'll see about that.
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- right.
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Okay, sweet mask,
But I'm not here to fight.
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Ugh!
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- it's on!
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- [groans]
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Well, I guess I could
Fight a little bit.
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[crowd whistles and applauds]
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All: ooh!
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- hey, you're not bad.
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- thanks.
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[crowd cheers]
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- okay.
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No more mr. Nice panda.
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Ugh!
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Good fight.
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But I still gotta shut you down,
Whoever you are.
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Peng?
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- [growls]
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- yah!
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- come on, po.
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Po!
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- yah! Furry treachery!
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[yelps]
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- whoa, hey, take it easy, po.
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You've been out for a while.
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Sorry about the kick.
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Sometimes I get carried away.
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- ya think?
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- peng, you're behind this?
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But I thought you quit kung fu
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Because of your, you know,
Being related to tai lung
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And other sundry...Issues.
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- I did, but I realized
That the problem wasn't with me.
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It was the so-called
Champions of kung fu.
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Sure, the masters
Of the great palaces are heroes,
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But they keep the secrets
Of kung fu to themselves.
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But the masters
Can't be everywhere.
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And without those skills,
The common folk are helpless.
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- lian and I decided
To do something about it.
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The club started to grow.
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We worked hard,
But it was great.
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And for fun,
Whoever was the top fighter
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Got to wear the mask of triumph.
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I had a new sense
Of purpose, po.
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And for the first time
In my life, I was happy.
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- but now that's over because
You wanna shut us down.
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- save your breath, lian.
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Po's one of the high
And mighty masters.
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It's his job to keep the power
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Out of the hands
Of the common folk.
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- that's not fair, peng.
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I'm honor-bound to uphold
Ancient tradition.
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And that's why...
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I totally wanna join your club
Because it's so awesome!
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- really?
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- yes!
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It's just what this town needs.
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Kung fu for the average guy.
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It's genius.
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- a real master in our club
Would be amazing.
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He could help train new members.
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- [gasps]
Exactly.
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They'll be all "Oh, we're
Just simple villagers."
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Then I'll be all
"Fear the panda!"
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And they'll be all
"Pow, wham, za!"
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- are you sure, po?
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- this is more important.
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I know you, peng.
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You have a good heart.
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If you believe in this club,
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Then I do too.
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- yeah!
- yes!
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- you can even wear
The mask if you want.
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- do you ever wash this thing?
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- not a once.
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- [inhales deeply]
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Awesome.
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[sighs]
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Wait.
What am I gonna tell shifu?
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- did you find out anything?
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- good talk.
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- welcome back, everyone,
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To the new and improved
Kung fu club.
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You all know our newest member.
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- 'sup, guys?
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I hope you're ready
To shake things up
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Jade palace style!
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- but po,
We're just regular guys.
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We could never learn
To fight like you.
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- not with that attitude.
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Look.
Anyone can do kung fu.
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And I'll prove it.
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Apple cart duck?
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When I'm ready, I want you to
Hit me as hard as you--agh!
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Not quite ready, but nice job.
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[coughs]
See?
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If he can do it, so can you.
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[all cheer]
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* kung fu fight club
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* pow wham zonk crunch
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* kung fu fight club
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* fatok sproing
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* it's a fight club
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* with a kung fu theme
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* pow wham zonk bash
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* kung fu fight club
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* kung fu fight club
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Doodle doodle do do ka pow!
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- po, the last few weeks
Have been amazing.
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- yeah, those guys
Are really learning
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How to handle themselves.
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- I know.
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That's why I think it's time
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To take things
To the next level.
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- what do you mean?
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- we have one big night
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Where we invite
The entire valley of peace.
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When the valley gets a load
Of how awesome you guys are,
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Kung fu clubs will start
Springing up everywhere.
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- hey.
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00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,530
Don't you know
This road is dangerous?
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- yeah.
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00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,000
Give us your money.
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00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,003
We'll protect it for ya.
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- take that, losers!
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I learned that move from
The dragon warrior himself!
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All: shakabooey!
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- they pushed us down.
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And they said hurtful things.
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And then they beat us up.
[sobs]
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- oh, shut up!
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My best thugs have been
Getting creamed all month
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By a bunch of schleps!
269
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,174
And now I know why.
270
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,177
The dragon warrior
Is their leader.
271
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,148
But he won't be...For long.
272
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954
- imagine...
273
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,856
Kung fu clubs everywhere.
274
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,057
- it's amazing.
275
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,125
We're really making
A difference.
276
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,162
- this is what
We're meant to do, lian.
277
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,297
This is where we belong.
278
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,398
- I know.
279
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,067
We've got our
Whole lives ahead of us.
280
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,037
- that may be a shorter time
Frame than you had hoped.
281
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509
- [gasps]
282
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,046
- [groans]
283
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:45,993
- * kung fu fight club
284
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,527
Big night tonight.
285
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,263
Everyone's gonna be there.
286
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,900
Everyone?
287
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,903
Uh, master shifu.
- ugh.
288
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,538
- I just saw master yao
In the forest.
289
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,407
He wants to see you right away.
290
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,541
- master ya--ow!
291
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,911
Master yao?
292
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,078
What was he wearing?
293
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,247
I mean, what was he doing
In the forest?
294
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,383
- you know,
Mystical foresty stuff.
295
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,252
He said you should
Come right away
296
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,554
And go nowhere near
The village tonight.
297
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,555
Weird, huh?
298
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,924
- but--
- love to come,
299
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,058
But he said you should go alone.
300
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,092
Anyway, gotta run.
301
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,095
Another good talk.
- hmm.
302
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,066
- so, peng, old buddy,
303
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,668
You and the panda have been
Giving folks the idea
304
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,071
That they can
Stand up to my thugs.
305
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,940
- that's the point.
306
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,107
- it was.
307
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,575
'cause tonight,
You're gonna help me
308
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,245
Eliminate the dragon warrior
For good.
309
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,947
With this.
310
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,950
One prick with this
Poison little beauty
311
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,952
And your chubby pal is history.
312
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,420
- you're crazy.
Why would I do that?
313
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,057
- 'cause otherwise
Your girlfriend
314
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,961
Meets an untimely,
Not to mention untidy end.
315
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,228
- leave her alone!
316
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,629
- sorry, chum.
317
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,632
Cunning beats kung fu
Every time.
318
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,135
- I-I can't.
319
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,004
Po's my friend.
320
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,006
- yeah, I know
It's a tough choice,
321
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,641
But you're tai lung's
Bad boy nephew.
322
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,577
We both know you got it in you.
323
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,080
Embrace your dark side, kid.
324
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,581
It's your fate.
325
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,517
You were meant to be a villain.
326
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,458
[overlapping murmuring]
327
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,216
- [growls]
328
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,318
- check out this crowd.
329
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,186
Hey, where's peng and lian?
330
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,621
- haven't seen 'em.
331
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,189
- how could they miss this?
332
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,058
Well, the crowd's getting antsy.
333
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,027
Let's get started.
334
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,562
Hello, valley of peace.
335
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:07,200
Welcome to kung fu club!
336
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,337
[all cheer]
337
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,471
- I don't believe it.
338
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,741
How could po disobey me
For this?
339
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,209
- okay, kid.
340
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,079
Go out there and be
Who you were meant to be.
341
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:24,084
But remember, no funny stuff,
Or your girlfriend is history.
342
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,721
- [groans]
343
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,226
So, who's up for first fight?
344
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,527
- I am.
345
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,063
[crowd oohs]
346
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,397
- peng too?
347
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,166
Disgraceful.
348
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,771
- good idea, buddy.
349
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,539
Start the night off with a bang.
350
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,441
So who you gonna--agh!
351
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,442
[crowd oohs]
352
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,677
Hey, what gives?
353
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,613
I wasn't read--ow!
354
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,685
- [cheers]
355
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,255
- [growls]
356
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,597
- [groans]
357
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,764
- oh!
358
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,733
- okay, that was impressive.
359
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,736
- peng, take it down a notch!
360
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,440
- I'm sorry, po.
361
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,409
Every time I try
To do something good,
362
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,712
It all goes horribly wrong.
363
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,247
- knock his block off.
364
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,616
- it's tong fo.
He's got lian.
365
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,118
- tong fo?
366
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,820
- what's going on?
367
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,789
- I'm sorry, po.
This is my path.
368
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,658
It's the only way to save her.
369
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,794
You were wrong to believe in me.
370
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,564
[growls]
371
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,632
- [gasps]
372
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,167
[crowd cheers]
373
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,468
- [grunts]
374
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,237
[crowd gasps]
375
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,173
Peng, no!
376
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,142
I wasn't wrong, peng.
377
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,144
You're a hero,
And you're my friend.
378
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,146
And that's never gonna change.
379
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,413
- get on with it!
380
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,850
We came to see a fight,
Not a dance.
381
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,452
- finish him already.
382
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,687
- peng, you know
What you've gotta do.
383
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,157
- yes, I do.
384
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,159
- [screams]
385
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,797
- [chuckles]
386
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,671
- at long last, I have finally
Defeated the dragon warrior.
387
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:32,679
Now that it's all over,
All I can say is...
388
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,813
Now!
389
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,252
- it's a double cross!
Get up!
390
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,623
[all groan]
391
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,592
- [roars]
392
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,833
- ooh!
393
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,836
- no!
394
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,870
[grunts]
395
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,806
- release lian now!
396
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,840
- tong fo.
397
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,875
- we had a deal, chum.
398
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,645
Your girlfriend is toast.
399
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,214
- no!
400
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,382
- got any last words?
401
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,351
- I do.
402
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,455
Free fight!
[echoing] Fight...Fight.
403
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,726
[excited murmurs]
404
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,697
All: shakabooey!
405
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,567
- ugh!
406
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,768
- yeah!
407
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,708
- yah!
408
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,644
- whoa.
409
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,448
- [groans]
410
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,916
Yah!
411
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,885
- hiya!
412
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,323
- [kiss sound]
413
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,929
- ooh.
414
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,265
Eh.
415
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,567
[pants]
416
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,569
Whoa.
417
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,446
- thank you, mrs. Yoon.
418
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,448
- wa-ta!
419
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,988
- ooh!
420
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,026
- going somewhere?
421
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,895
- gah!
422
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,263
- ooh! Ow! Oh!
423
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,267
- I've had enough fighting
For one night.
424
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,968
- not quite.
425
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,006
There's still the matter of you
Threatening my girlfriend.
426
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,910
- [yelps]
427
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,412
[pained groans]
428
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,281
- looks like our boys
Have things under control.
429
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,416
[fighting cries]
430
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,017
- po.
- yeah?
431
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,029
Master shifu?
432
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:07,334
- panda, you expressly disobeyed
Your master's wishes.
433
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,337
All for this...Kung fu club.
434
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971
- yeah.
435
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,005
I did.
436
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,542
- great job!
437
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,344
You were right, peng.
438
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,811
Kung fu should be for everyone.
439
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,047
And thus,
I'm going to formally propose
440
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,484
That the ban on amateur kung fu
Be lifted.
441
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,053
- [gasps]
That--that would be amazing!
442
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,957
- wa-ta!
- ugh!
443
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,559
- well, we'll talk
About it later.
444
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,893
First I have to...
445
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,529
Wah! Hwa!
- [pained groans]
446
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,667
- um, I know I keep asking,
447
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,536
But, uh, there's room at
The jade palace if you ever--
448
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,538
- sorry, po.
We have other plans.
449
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:49,075
- we're gonna take your advice
And travel all over china
450
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,843
Setting up more kung fu clubs.
451
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,412
- sweet!
452
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,381
Still, gonna miss you guys.
453
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,048
- you never gave up on me, po.
454
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,117
You always believed in me.
455
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,919
Even when no one else did.
456
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,388
Including me.
457
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,090
- be happy, friend.
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