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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,805 - wa-cha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,574 Male announcer: And now, 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:10,178 Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,246 - [grunts] [gong rings] 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,083 * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,352 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,154 * raised In a noodle shop * 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,123 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,324 * he climbed The mountaintop * 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,259 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,727 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,429 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,532 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,735 * master shifu saw The warrior blossom * 15 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:38,206 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 16 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,740 * kung fu panda 17 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:43,144 [scatting] 18 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,213 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 19 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,614 * with the furious five 20 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,082 * protect the valley, Something, something * 21 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,683 * something, Something alive * 22 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,185 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,355 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,257 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,225 Sweet! 26 00:01:09,337 --> 00:01:13,274 - [snoring] 27 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,243 - po. 28 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,178 Po! - huh? 29 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:18,812 Oh, sorry, master shifu. 30 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:22,483 It's just so comfy up here. 31 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,486 [groans] 32 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:29,157 - all right, Back to training. 33 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:31,825 [all grunt] 34 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,163 - whoa! 35 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:37,498 [all grunting] 36 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:40,468 Master shifu, We spend hours every day 37 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,835 Training our--[grunts] Off. 38 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,437 And why? 39 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,173 - because you Are all that stands 40 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,408 Between the innocent And evil. 41 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,210 - but we kick evil's-- [groans]. 42 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,844 Good one. 43 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:54,515 Seriously, our kung fu skills Are way past overkill. 44 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,184 - he's got a point. 45 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:56,984 - [grunts] 46 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:59,853 No, we can't slack off On training. 47 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:02,223 You never know when some Giant fiendish beast 48 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,692 Will strike at us with Its horrible fanged tentacles. 49 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,194 - have another bad dream? 50 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,495 [groans] - none of your business. 51 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,862 - ow. 52 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,199 - true warriors must always Be at their peak. 53 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,267 - but, dude! 54 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:17,605 I mean, "Master dude." 55 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,208 No one we ever fight Is even a challenge anymore. 56 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,311 We can beat all the bad guys With just our pinky fingers. 57 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:26,347 - that, po, Is a woeful exaggeration. 58 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,217 - there's trouble In the village! 59 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,619 - this is why you have to keep Your kung fu in top shape. 60 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,254 Who knows how serious This could-- 61 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,323 - it's the croc bandits! 62 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,625 - and never mind. 63 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,361 - puny shopkeeper, Tremble in fear 64 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,264 As we forcibly redistribute Your wealth in our direction. 65 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:46,234 - eh, no. 66 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,736 - no? - no. 67 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,243 Can I interest you In some bitter melons? 68 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,877 Two yuan a dozen. 69 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,247 - ooh. 70 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:00,714 [smacks] 71 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,883 - I don't think you understand How this works, guy. 72 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:06,254 We're bandits And we're robbing you. 73 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,522 - I understand How it would work 74 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,325 If you were real bandits, 75 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,261 But you're a joke. 76 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,696 So how it Actually works is... 77 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:19,867 Buy something Or get out! 78 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,502 - darn it! 79 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,571 Are we crocodiles Or are we-- 80 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,705 What are those things That are like crocodiles 81 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,573 But smaller? 82 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:29,009 - uh, dwarf crocodiles? - [smacks lips] 83 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,278 - just attack that guy! 84 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,946 - [clears throat] 85 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,416 - gah... 86 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,951 - okay, here's where I prove my point. 87 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,420 - [sighs] 88 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,422 - furious five, Pinkies out. 89 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:42,756 - oh, this is just dumb. 90 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:43,891 - and I don't have pinkies. 91 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:44,892 - me neither. 92 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:45,959 - oh, forget it. 93 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,895 By myself, pinkies only. 94 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,531 And go! 95 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,334 - whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa. 96 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,001 - [groans] 97 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,939 - [chuckles] - [groaning] 98 00:03:58,972 --> 00:03:59,940 - [sighs] 99 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,342 - showboat. 100 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,778 - [groans] 101 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,414 - eh? 102 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,881 Ow! 103 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,750 [punches landing, groaning] 104 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:14,322 - this is all Just so sad. 105 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,589 - huh? Eh? 106 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:19,660 [groaning] 107 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,632 So have I made My point, 108 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:27,935 Or do I have to beat them again With just one pinky? 109 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:32,640 - hey, wait. 110 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,008 Aren't you gonna-- 111 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,479 Wow, they didn't even bother To arrest us. 112 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,415 - this is all Just so sad. 113 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,850 Here. 114 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,553 Here's a few yuan To tide you over. 115 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,357 - master shifu. 116 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,925 How awesome Was I in there, huh? 117 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,362 If anything, I may have been A bit too awesome. 118 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,029 But honestly, sometimes I just can't control 119 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,465 How awesome I be, so-- 120 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,367 - do you think you don't Need to train so much? 121 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:02,636 Do you? 122 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:03,837 [sighs] 123 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,506 Fine. 124 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,376 As of now, po Is in charge of training. 125 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,711 - no way. - yay. 126 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,447 - good luck with that. 127 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,517 - we are not going to seriously Go through with this, are we? 128 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,951 - come on, It'll be fun. 129 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,987 - [giggles] 130 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:24,057 - that's exactly What I'm afraid of. 131 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,726 - well, we just made more In pity money 132 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,495 Than we made in the last Three months of banditry. 133 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,397 Do you know what that means? 134 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,832 That means we Are officially beggars. 135 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:32,733 There's gotta be someone We can rob. 136 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,536 [footsteps] 137 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,574 Mah-jongg. 138 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,410 Ha ha! 139 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,744 All right, old guy, 140 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,879 Hand over your money And you won't get hurt. 141 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,416 - or you could Hand over your money 142 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,984 And you won't get hurt. 143 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:54,922 [laughter] 144 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,558 - are you, like, Trick or treating, guy? 145 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,593 You're smaller than my head. 146 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:03,030 [laughter] - [mocking gibberish] 147 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,434 - then I guess You have nothing to fear, hm? 148 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,835 [laughter] 149 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,539 [groaning] 150 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:19,179 [crocs groan in pain] 151 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,582 - [groans] 152 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,950 - thank you. 153 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,686 We'll consider this Payment for your training. 154 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,188 - training? 155 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,124 - do you enjoy being beaten By po and the furious five 156 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,061 Again, and again, and again, And again, and again, 157 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,597 And again, and again? 158 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,600 - no, sir. It stinks, sir. 159 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,536 - then your training Begins now. 160 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,876 - [groans] 161 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,578 - that was lesson one. 162 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,513 I am master jia, 163 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,783 And you are going To hate training with me. 164 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,786 - you are going to love Training with me. 165 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,488 Ta-da! 166 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,089 - I am not doing this. 167 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,557 - shifu said I'm in charge, 168 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:06,560 * so you gotta do What I say * 169 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:09,663 [swing creaking] 170 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,735 [all groaning] 171 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,671 [laughter] 172 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,514 [all groaning] 173 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:33,020 - yes! 174 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:38,526 [snoring] 175 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,595 - ooh-wah! 176 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,531 [all grunting] 177 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,180 All right, It's time to try out 178 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,550 Our new kung fu skills. 179 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,284 Now I don't want you guys Getting cocky, all right? 180 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,987 We'll rob someone easy. 181 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,556 - [whimpers] 182 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:12,560 - oh, no, you didn't. 183 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,027 - you got a problem? 184 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,028 - I don't have a problem. 185 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,664 I am a problem. 186 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,567 Your problem, That you have. 187 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,001 - I heard of you guys. 188 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,071 They say you're total wimps. 189 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,573 - that's what they say? 190 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,208 - [gasps] 191 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,843 - [grunts] 192 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:33,246 [groaning, sword clatters] 193 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:40,721 - croc bandits, take care Of these lowlifes. 194 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,691 [all grunting] 195 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,207 - let's get out of here. 196 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,843 - [whimpering] 197 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,011 - go home to your mama 198 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,748 And tell her your kung fu Is subpar. 199 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,783 - ahh! [whimpers] - [laughs] 200 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:12,119 Okay, guy, Hand over all your-- 201 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,254 - thanks for saving me From those bandits. 202 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,356 Here's your reward. 203 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,192 [cheers and applause] 204 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,962 - that was awesome! 205 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,631 - oh. 206 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:27,134 You know, I could get used to this. 207 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:31,972 [cheers and applause] 208 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,676 - they saved us! Oh, yes! 209 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,978 - all right, One side, make way. 210 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,647 You guys again? 211 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:42,082 Fine, my pinkies Could use a workout. 212 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,651 - but the crocs weren't-- 213 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,786 - don't trouble yourself, sir. We'll handle this. 214 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,789 Ahh! 215 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,790 [all gasp] 216 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,392 What the hey? 217 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,961 Yah. 218 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,228 Ow. 219 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,330 Ow! 220 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,701 [grunting] 221 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,706 Whoa, it looks like You've been training. 222 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,140 - looks like you haven't. 223 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,809 - we've been training. 224 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:11,178 - how is a pie-eating contest Training? 225 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,014 - because it-- Be--rah-- 226 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:17,785 We challenge you To a pie-eating...Contest. 227 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:24,291 No? 228 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,227 [all grunting] 229 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:30,831 - aah! 230 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,833 Wah! 231 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,803 - [grunts] 232 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,037 - ooh! 233 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,673 - hi-yah. 234 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,742 Ow! 235 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:42,810 - kiyah! 236 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,879 Ooh! 237 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,948 - stop. 238 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,316 These crocs are heroes, 239 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,685 And you come along And start beating on them? 240 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:55,155 - sh-yeah, beatin' on our fists With their faces. 241 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,224 - you call yourselves masters. - yeah! 242 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:01,762 [crowd jeering] 243 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:06,333 - uh, well, a honest mistake. [chuckles] 244 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:11,739 Right, so we'll Just be heading out then. 245 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:15,208 - I think that would Be best, guy. 246 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:18,812 - here. 247 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,149 [laughter and cheering] 248 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,417 - so how do you like Being a hero, fung? 249 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,086 - I like it a lot, gah-ri. 250 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,488 I like it a lot. 251 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,323 [groaning] 252 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,193 - so things went weird With, you know, bandit-ing. 253 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:33,994 But it was actually Kinda cool. 254 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,362 [groans] 255 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,797 It's like we Were the good guys. 256 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,766 - perhaps you have At last 257 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,334 Discovered Your true destiny. 258 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,003 - nah, but we finally Found out 259 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,406 What we're really supposed To be doing. 260 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,776 - the point is: Maybe there's more 261 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:51,912 Than one way to defeat The furious five. 262 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,082 - like, beat them--like, Be better good guys than them? 263 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,418 Oh! Oh, that would be so boss. 264 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,087 - take this. 265 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,790 The next time you see The one they call "Shifu," 266 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,793 Present it to him. 267 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:09,396 [groaning] 268 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,798 - help! Help! 269 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,834 - [groans] 270 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,336 - huh? 271 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,441 - [growls, slurps] 272 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,442 [bowl shatters] 273 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,312 [belches] 274 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,447 [thud, groans] 275 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,483 - hm... 276 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:36,356 [cheers and applause] 277 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:42,930 I don't understand it. 278 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,965 Those guys get everywhere Before us. 279 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,900 And all of a sudden, They're, like, good and junk. 280 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,268 I mean, They're good guys, 281 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,470 And they're also, like, Good at kung fu. 282 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,571 - is that so? 283 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,241 Tell me, How is your training going? 284 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,444 - uh, monkey ate six pies? 285 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,512 - uh-huh. 286 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,582 Obviously, the crocs Have been training. 287 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,417 There's only one master Who could teach them 288 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:08,488 So much so quickly: Master jia. 289 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,191 He is one of the great Kung fu masters of china. 290 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,993 But greater even Than his fighting skill 291 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:16,496 Is his belief In the power of training. 292 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:20,100 He travels the land, Accepting only those pupils 293 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,902 Who are willing To commit themselves fully 294 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:25,005 To his training regimen. 295 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:29,877 [bowl shatters] 296 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,344 The reward For their hard work: 297 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,146 Those who train With master jia 298 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,215 Are virtually unbeatable. 299 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,185 [screaming and groaning] 300 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:41,788 - so you think the crocs 301 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,891 Have been training With this master jia? 302 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,959 - I would stake My reputation on it. 303 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,161 - and you're saying that the way To be better than the crocs 304 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,030 Is to train Really, really hard? 305 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,966 - exactly. 306 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,172 - I--yea--nahhh. 307 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,511 - [sighs] 308 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,280 - noodles, soup, dumplings. 309 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,219 - we're here for the money, Old man. 310 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,387 - oh, really? 311 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,524 You think you can handle me And all my... 312 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:21,328 Loyal customers? 313 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,496 - not so fast. 314 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,934 - fung? - oh, hey, lumpy. 315 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,202 - so is it true you're, Like, a good guy now? 316 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,670 - yeah. [chuckles] 317 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,942 It's a funny old world. Right? 318 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:38,178 [bird chirps] 319 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,680 Oh, okay. So now's, like, when we fight. 320 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,683 - [sighs] Uh... 321 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,285 [groaning] 322 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,387 [pants nervously] 323 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,422 - not so fast. 324 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,558 - again? [both pant nervously] 325 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,960 - [screams] 326 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,594 [both scream] 327 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,029 [both pant nervously] 328 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,397 - it's you guys! 329 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,432 - I was full-on gonna say The exact same thing. 330 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,601 - what are you guys Doing here? 331 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,570 - um, saving your dad's Noodle shop. 332 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,638 What are you doing here? - that too! 333 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,441 - well, we already saved it, So tough turkey. 334 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,010 - you can't-- Look, look. 335 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,411 We're the heroes Around here. 336 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,113 - are not. - are too. 337 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,214 - are not. - are too! 338 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,716 - hey, while you heroes Were arguing, 339 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,652 Those guys robbed me. 340 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,820 - you let them get away. 341 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:24,391 - we totally had it handled Before you got here, pal. 342 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,060 - it's true, son. You did ruin everything. 343 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,462 - thanks, dad. Thanks for that. 344 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,563 - look at them. 345 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,266 The furious five are old And played out. 346 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,636 - you say that after all We've done for this village? 347 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,172 - you named a well After me. 348 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,041 [droplet drips] 349 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,575 - look, You guys were great, 350 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,111 But maybe it's time To make way for someone 351 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,412 Who can still do the job. 352 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,047 - ridiculous. 353 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,449 Maybe the furious five Aren't quite at their peak, 354 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,584 But that's no reason to-- - oh, there you are. 355 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,721 Like, I'm supposed To give this to you. 356 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,260 - oh, no. - what is it? 357 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,030 - it's a letter From the emperor himself. 358 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:07,134 He sent jia to train Your replacements. 359 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,501 - wait, what? 360 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,371 - the crocs Are the new furious five. 361 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:15,042 My friends, We have been fired. 362 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,643 - [gasps] No! 363 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,179 - whoo-hoo! 364 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,082 Oh, I'm sorry. That was insensitive. 365 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,150 [whispering] Whoo-hoo. 366 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,720 - we're fired? 367 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,722 - so we can, like, Move into the jade palace? 368 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,091 - that can't be right. 369 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,459 - the jade palace Is our home. 370 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,694 - not anymore. Now it's the crocs' home. 371 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,063 - but they can't-- 372 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,065 - this is the emperor's Official seal. 373 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,167 To disobey Would be treason. 374 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,069 - on the plus side, We've totally been living 375 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,636 In the bamboo forest, So at least 376 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,372 It's a step up For someone, right? 377 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,641 [laughs] Right? 378 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,578 Okay, we'll have your stuff Boxed up and sent to you. 379 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,081 Ciao! Mwah. 380 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,715 - whoo-hoo! 381 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,385 - it has been an honor To work with you, 382 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:02,455 But nothing lasts forever. 383 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:10,397 Good-bye. 384 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,237 - this is... - all my fault. 385 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,173 - all your-- Well, now it's no fun. 386 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,375 - I know it's my fault. 387 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,111 But maybe it's not too late To fix it. 388 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,612 - of course It's too late. 389 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,581 That scroll says the crocs Are the new furious five! 390 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,419 - hold on. 391 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,754 Hold on, hold on, hold on, Hold on, hold on, hold on, 392 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,558 Hold on, hold on! 393 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,127 - holding. 394 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,195 - it says master jia Is commanded 395 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,465 To train the replacements For the furious five. 396 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,301 He trained the crocs, But that doesn't mean 397 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:51,271 He can't train the replacements For them too! 398 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,776 Master jia? Hello? 399 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,246 Olly olly oxen free! 400 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,780 Jia, jia, jia, Jia, jia! 401 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,615 [groans] 402 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,253 That's it, I give up. We're never gonna... 403 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,155 What? 404 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,590 Aah! 405 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,426 Wow, you're really small. 406 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,162 Master jia, I presume? 407 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,629 - yes. 408 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:21,434 And you must be The one they call "Po." 409 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,502 - yah! - wah! 410 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,504 [groans] 411 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,474 - lesson one: Never drop your guard. 412 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,277 - so you'll train us? 413 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,480 - if I do, this will be The most intense, arduous, 414 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,849 And painful training You have ever experienced. 415 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,685 - boo-ya! - oh. 416 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,487 I, uh--I didn't realize. 417 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,923 That sounds kind of, uh... 418 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,626 [sighs] We're in. 419 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,663 [snores] 420 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,865 Ow! Ah! Oh! 421 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,635 Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 422 00:18:55,668 --> 00:19:00,207 [groaning] 423 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,446 [crunch] Oh. 424 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:11,351 - [panting] 425 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,387 - [pants and groans] 426 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,389 [groans] 427 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:19,592 [all groan] 428 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:25,232 - [screams] - yah! 429 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,233 - hah! 430 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,935 Ow... 431 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248 - aw, this is the life, huh? 432 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:44,817 Food, shelter, Lots of ancient weapons, 433 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,354 Custom tile and junk. 434 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,355 - there's trouble In the village! 435 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,923 - [groans] What is it now? 436 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,560 - bandits are robbing Ying the grocer. 437 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,662 - ah. 438 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,265 Hm, hm, hm. 439 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,267 Well, According to my records, 440 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,869 Ying failed to make his Protection payment this week, 441 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,439 So the dude is up a xiaoxi Without a duanjiang. 442 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:10,009 - the old furious five Never charged people, you know? 443 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,413 - yeah, Faulty business model. 444 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:18,418 [all grunting] 445 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,287 - you have trained well, My pupils. 446 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,855 - even me? - yes, po. 447 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,293 Although perhaps with a little More crying than the others. 448 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:30,297 - dad says That's my special gift. 449 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,399 - come with me. 450 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,933 - where are we going, Master jia? 451 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,935 - if you want The jade palace back, 452 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,870 You'll have to prove You're more worthy of it 453 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:42,008 Than the crocs are. 454 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,812 - they're back. They're back! 455 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,314 Where have you been? 456 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,616 - the crocs charge money To protect us! 457 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,651 - they take our goods Whenever they feel like it. 458 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,620 - they eat raw onions. 459 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,655 - so you're saying You miss us? 460 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,991 - yes, we do. [overlapping agreements] 461 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,931 - well, if it isn't The spurious five. 462 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,434 That means "Fake." - fung. 463 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:11,571 They are here to challenge you For the jade palace. 464 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,005 - so be it. 465 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,775 [all shout] 466 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,712 [grunting and shouting] 467 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,750 I can't help but notice You guys have been training. 468 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,017 - thanks. 469 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,453 [grunting] Ha! 470 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,687 - [groans] 471 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,855 - and I can't help But notice 472 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,423 That you guys haven't. 473 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,525 - well, we've been busy With all the graft 474 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:36,363 And corruption, And the like. 475 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,897 - [grunts] 476 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,436 [both grunting] 477 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,372 - ah... 478 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,374 - you have to make time For training, fung. 479 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:52,044 True warriors must always Be at their peak. 480 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:55,014 - but it's so--[groans] Hard. 481 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:02,522 - [grunting] 482 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,390 - aah! 483 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:06,893 - [grunting] Training may be hard, 484 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,861 But it's not as hard As this! 485 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,630 Wa-yah! 486 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,532 - [groans] 487 00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:14,501 - see, guys, I used to think training 488 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,704 Was something you did until Your kung fu was good enough. 489 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:20,473 Now, I see that kung fu Is training. 490 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,875 It's something You have to live every day. 491 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,912 - well said, panda. Well said. 492 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:29,616 - thank you very-- Wait, what? 493 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,487 - shifu? - really? 494 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,055 - no way. - should've seen that coming. 495 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,525 - [gasps] - I feel used, guy. 496 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,428 - po, I had to go To some extremes, 497 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,430 But I think I may have Finally gotten you 498 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,598 To understand The true importance of training. 499 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,900 - you sure have, master shifu. [chuckles] 500 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,769 - good, so-- - that's why I'm glad 501 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,170 We just did a whole bunch Of it 502 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,839 So we can take a break For a while. 503 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,574 Whoo! Who wants a nap? 504 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,875 - me! - I'll take two! 505 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:58,445 - [sighs] 506 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,513 - [frustrated sigh] 33360

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