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- wa-cha!
Hiyah!
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Male announcer:
And now,
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Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley,
Something, something *
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* something,
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[traditional asian music]
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*
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[grunting]
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- [scats]
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Buddy, I'm gonna
Give you a hand,
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'cause I need
To get ahead.
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Huh? Huh? I know.
Hilarious, right?
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- could you help?
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- [grunts]
This is great.
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Man, I love fighting guys
Who don't fight so good.
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I'm a-punchin'
And a-kickin'
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And a-kickin'
And a-punchin'.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- po, focus.
We--[grunts]
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- hey, tigress, did I tell you
That I finally found
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Where that leak
In my room was coming from?
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Ha!
- [groans]
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- don't care.
- it was a hole.
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And you'll never guess
Where it was.
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The roof.
True story.
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[all grunting]
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Whoa!
Sweet acupressurization, mantis.
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Now allow me to assist you
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With some panda
Assist-asization.
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- just help already.
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- * everybody loves
My clever fighting banter *
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* fighty-fighty,
Fighty *
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* ba-ba-banty banter
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[scats]
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Ba-pow!
[all grunting]
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That'll teach those guys
To steal jewels, huh?
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- you think maybe
Before you chased 'em off,
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You should have...
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Gotten the jewels
Back from them?
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[laughter]
- see ya, suckers.
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- why didn't you guys
Say anything?
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- because you wouldn't
Shut up!
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- oh, well, yeah.
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- everything
Would have been fine
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If you'd just stopped talking
For, like, a second.
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- I know, okay?
I'm sorry.
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- don't you ever stop talking?
- when I'm asleep.
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- you talk in your sleep.
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- so the panda's mouth
Causing trouble again?
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- not the same way
As last time.
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This time it was because
I talked too much,
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Not 'cause
I said something stupid.
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- you said tons
Of stupid stuff.
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- po, the problem
Isn't just too much talking.
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It's lack of focus.
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Ahem.
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- [grumbles]
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- talking dissipates
Your chi.
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You cannot focus on words
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And kung fu
At the same time.
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- look, what happened was
We were fighting these guys--
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Whoa!
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- I wouldn't have been able
To knock you down
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If you hadn't been talking.
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- if I hadn't been talking,
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You wouldn't have wanted
To knock me down.
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- this is also true.
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Po, have you ever heard
Of master wushen?
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- the guy who invented
The silken moon touch?
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- the very same.
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Wushen and I
Were both pupils of oogway.
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Though he was born
With great natural ability,
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Wushen was not living up
To his potential.
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He was always talking when
He should have been focusing.
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At oogway's suggestion,
Wushen took a vow of silence.
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Almost at once,
Wushen's kung fu
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Began to improve
Dramatically.
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Within a week,
He had developed the move
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That would make him
Famous...
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The silken moon touch.
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The vow of silence
Enabled wushen to strip away
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The distraction of words
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And focus his chi
To achieve great things.
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- whoa!
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It's always
Been a dream of mine
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To master
The silken moon touch.
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Also, to swim in honey.
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- if learning the moon touch
Is so important to you,
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Perhaps you should consider
Taking a vow of silence.
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- yeah!
Wait, what exactly is that?
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- [sighs]
It's when you take a vow
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To be silent.
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- is that even possible?
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- of course it's possible.
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You just don't speak.
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- and you think
Me not talking would help?
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- I think it would help you.
I know it would help me.
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- but, if you
Don't talk at all,
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Don't the words get, like--
Get backed up in there
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And come out someplace else,
Like your nose
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Or something maybe even worse
Than that?
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'cause I mean--
- po! Just think about it.
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- yeah, I don't--
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- more than that.
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- uh...
- more.
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- mantis, do you think
I should take a vow of silence?
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- [laughs hysterically]
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And you're not joking.
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- shifu said it might
Help me focus
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To learn
The silken moon touch.
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Will you help me?
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Like, stay with me
And make sure I don't talk?
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- oh, this is
Gonna be hilarious.
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Count me in.
- awesome!
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Silken moon touch,
Here I come.
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- po. Po.
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Po, you don't have
To hold your breath.
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- [exhales]
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I don't?
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- you just talked.
- huh? I did?
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- you did it again.
- right. Sorry.
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- and again.
- got it!
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- this'll help.
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We'll call this
The talk jar.
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Every time you talk, you have
To throw in, say, five yuan.
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- ooh, good idea.
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- talk jar.
- mm.
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- there you go.
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It'll give you
Some incentive, right?
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Hey, now you're
Getting the hang of it!
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- thanks.
- talk jar!
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- dah!
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- morning, buddy.
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- hey.
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Did po tell you
About his vow of silence?
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[uproarious laughter]
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- oh.
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A vow of silence, huh?
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Bean bun?
- yes!
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Dang.
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- it's a work in progress.
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- and how's it
Progressing?
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- another?
- yes!
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Dang.
[coin clinks]
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- not great.
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- did you really
Take a vow of silence?
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- I sure--dang.
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- I knew he couldn't do it.
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- yes, I--dang.
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- come on, po.
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You know you can't resist
The temptation to talk.
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All right.
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Remember when you did
That one kung fu move,
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The mongolian furball?
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- fireba--ah!
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[laughter]
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- all right, stop it.
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I think we all owe it to po
To be supportive.
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Do not!
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Po's trying to do something
That could benefit us all.
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So just back off
And give him a chance.
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- thank you.
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Agh!
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Mantis, they're right.
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I can't do this.
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I'm a blabbermouth,
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A chatterbox,
A yakkity-wakkity,
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A floogoomeister.
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- a flooga-what?
- I don't know.
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See, I talk so much
I have to make up new words.
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- you can do it if you
Just shut your yap and focus.
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- [sighs]
Right.
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- focus!
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- how goes
The silken moon touch?
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- uh, well...
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- oh, you're loving this,
Aren't you?
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You never liked me,
Not since day one.
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Well, listen here, pal.
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I'm gonna--
- panda.
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It's clear you're not taking
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Your vow of silence
Seriously.
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- no, no, no,
I am, I am.
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See.
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That's me locking my mouth
And--
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- I know what it is.
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Po, you need to figure out
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If you're really
Willing to commit to this.
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- you can do it, po.
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I know you can.
Maybe.
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- ah, there's no way
I can make it on my own.
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- [snoring]
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Mantis, you asleep?
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But maybe with
A little acupressure help.
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- [continues snoring]
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- it's quiet time.
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[floorboards creaking]
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[hums]
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[clatter]
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Whew.
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[giggles]
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Ah, bingo.
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Just got to find
The exact pressure point.
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Ah. Ahhh.
Testing. Testing.
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[crunch]
[yelps and chokes]
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Stupid nubby fingers.
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- [snoring]
Yeah! Let's do it!
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- ah, please don't wake up.
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Please don't wake up.
Please don't wake up.
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Please don't wake up.
Please don't wake up.
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[exclaims]
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- [groans]
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[continues snoring]
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[door creaks, shuts]
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What was that?
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Okay, buddy,
It's a brand-new day.
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We're all rested up,
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And we're heading
Into the village.
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People are gonna say hi,
But you just wave, okay?
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No matter what they say,
You keep the mouth closed.
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- hello, po.
- hi, po.
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- hey, there, po.
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- great job.
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You'll have
That silken moon touch
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Mastered in no time.
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- hey, watch
Where you're going!
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- you're not going anywhere
Till you apologize.
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- see?
He's sorry.
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Have a good one.
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- didn't you hear
What my brother said?
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You're not going anywhere.
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Apologize.
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- uh, po, maybe you
Should just--
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You and your not-big mouth!
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- apologize.
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- [grunts]
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Seriously, po,
I think it would be okay
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If you talked now.
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- [exclaims]
259
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,882
[grunting]
260
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,784
- [grunting]
261
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,286
[groaning]
262
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,255
- [grunts]
263
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,891
Hee-yah!
264
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,826
I hate this!
265
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,862
- [grunting]
266
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,336
[both grunt]
267
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,507
All right, we'll go.
268
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,275
But this isn't over,
Panda.
269
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,311
- and next time,
We won't be so lucky.
270
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,478
- he won't.
- who won't?
271
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,347
- that guy.
The panda.
272
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,182
- won't what?
- he won't be so lucky!
273
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:32,052
- I don't think that was luck.
He beat us pretty good.
274
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,854
- look, I don't know
Who's good and who's not!
275
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,455
Just get going!
276
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:39,226
- okay, sure, you just
Got us in more trouble
277
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,062
By being silent than you
Usually do by talking,
278
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,997
But still,
Way to commit to the vow.
279
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:47,868
I'm proud of you, buddy.
280
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,110
- po, remember
That one move you did?
281
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,346
Was it
The wondering thin hammer?
282
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,248
Hammering one thinner?
283
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,383
Withering darned hummer?
[grunts]
284
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:07,054
[sighs]
285
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:09,056
Thundering wind hammer.
286
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,265
- [slurps]
287
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,067
- [chuckles]
288
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,603
Piping hot bean buns, po.
289
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,306
Just say the word.
290
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,012
Hmm?
291
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,149
Oh, well played,
My friend.
292
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,210
- [exhales]
293
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,162
[all sigh]
294
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:32,139
- po, that is not
Going to focus your chi.
295
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,609
I don't understand.
296
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,278
With all the hard work
You've done
297
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,013
On your vow of silence,
298
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,283
You should have mastered
The moon touch by now.
299
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,651
- don't worry
About it, po.
300
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,987
We're still real impressed
With you.
301
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,122
- I had my doubts,
But the effort you've put forth
302
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:52,325
Has shown what you're
Really made of.
303
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,396
[horn blares]
304
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,003
- it's temutai.
305
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,272
And he's brought
The entire qidan army.
306
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,353
- is that the one?
- that's him, dad.
307
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,654
- yeah.
- dad?
308
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,023
- oh, boy.
309
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,391
- you, dragon warrior.
310
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,226
You were mean to my boys.
311
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,162
They are good boys,
And you were mean!
312
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,099
I demand an apology.
313
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,506
What was that?
Was that a curtsy?
314
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:43,443
- honorable temutai,
Po has taken a vow of silence.
315
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,146
- enough!
[blathers]
316
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,682
Hear me now.
317
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,385
If the panda
Does not apologize,
318
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,089
I will destroy all of you
And this entire village.
319
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,026
There will be naught
But scorched earth and memories!
320
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,261
And maybe not memories!
321
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,431
- haven't we kind of beaten you
Before, like, several times?
322
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,168
- yeah, big guy.
How is this any different?
323
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,672
Oh, right.
You brought catapults.
324
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,308
Ooh, and cannons.
325
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,377
- [blows horn]
326
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,446
- and a little guy
With a horn.
327
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,448
- one moment.
328
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,782
Po, I know this vow
Was my suggestion,
329
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,217
But enough is enough.
330
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:28,121
You have to apologize
To him.
331
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,623
What are you saying?
You can't?
332
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,500
- oh, no.
You didn't.
333
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,236
- didn't what?
334
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,305
- he paralyzed
His vocal cords.
335
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,439
- you can do that?
336
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,076
I mean, we could have
Shut him up whenever we wanted?
337
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,578
- you've been lying to us
All this time.
338
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,615
- I'll deal with you later.
339
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,718
Can you fix him?
340
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,454
- hmm.
[musical tones]
341
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,689
This should work.
342
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,592
But it'll be at least an hour
Before he can make a sound,
343
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,327
Maybe even longer.
344
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,162
- apologize now.
345
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,498
- we don't have an hour.
346
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,765
- wait.
347
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,601
- hey.
- sorry.
348
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,369
Bring it right back.
349
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,771
- but that's
My favorite hat.
350
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,642
[all whispering]
351
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,677
- what are you--
Are you talking about me?
352
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,614
That is so rude!
353
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,150
- temutai, po
Is ready to apologize
354
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,819
To you and your sons.
355
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,488
- [coughs]
It's pretty stuffy in here.
356
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,858
And a lot of dandruff.
357
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,828
Most honorable temutai,
358
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,298
Yammering beast
With great horns,
359
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:49,302
King of the qidan,
No less.
360
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:54,774
I, po, would like
To humbly apo--[coughs]
361
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,610
Oh, there's no air
Under here.
362
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,346
Aah.
363
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,649
Can't breathe.
[grunts]
364
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,418
You're suffocating me,
You idiot!
365
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,187
[all gasping]
366
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,658
- idiot? Idiot!
367
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,426
You will pay
For this insult.
368
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,894
You and your entire village!
369
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,430
Attack!
370
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,431
- did it work?
371
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,667
[all shouting]
372
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,535
So, no?
373
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:27,440
- attack!
374
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,409
[all shouting]
375
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,178
- are we waiting
For something?
376
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,445
- oh, usually,
At this point,
377
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,548
Po says something
He thinks is clever.
378
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,584
[all shouting]
379
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:42,455
[all grunting]
380
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,732
- ooh!
- ha-ah!
381
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,567
- [screams]
382
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,205
[groans]
383
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,840
- ha!
- [grunting]
384
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,775
- [laughs]
- [groans]
385
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,878
[grunting, struggling]
386
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,720
- why must we do this?
387
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,887
Is your pride so great
That you cannot suffer
388
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,258
A simple apology?
389
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,596
Now you mock me
With your cruel face-making?
390
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,434
This shall not stand!
[blathers]
391
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,410
Nokai!
392
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,780
Archers, above.
Get shifu first!
393
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,815
[blathers]
394
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,252
Now we end this.
395
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,663
- [hoarse]
Shifu!
396
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,998
Shifu!
397
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,768
Shi--
- [grunts] Unh!
398
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,305
- shifu! Above!
399
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:18,385
Temutai!
[onlookers chattering]
400
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:21,020
[horn blows]
401
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,689
I am sorry.
402
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,726
Please accept
My sincere apology.
403
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,028
- [sighs]
Well, in that case...
404
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,797
[blathers]
No!
405
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,633
Too late!
Your village is forfeit!
406
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,969
Warriors of qidan,
Fight harder!
407
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,839
[all shouting]
408
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,041
- aha!
[chuckles]
409
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,644
Aah!
410
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:48,047
- watch this, dad.
- we squash him!
411
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,582
- such good boys.
412
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,418
- [shouts]
- nice try, chuckles.
413
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,552
Ha! Too slow.
414
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,321
[both grunting]
415
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,523
Hoo-hoo, gotta hurt.
[laughs]
416
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,358
Looks like we're gonna
Have to take care of this
417
00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,692
The old-fashioned way.
418
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,728
With punching!
Oof!
419
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,496
Okay, not quite--
420
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,699
Oh!
N-no problem.
421
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,867
'cause I can talk
All day lo--
422
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,969
Oh!
423
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,872
[all grunting, laughing]
424
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,742
- ooh! Aah!
425
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,611
- no!
My friends! The village!
426
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,880
This all happened
Because I cheated.
427
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:26,453
- now, dragon warrior,
You will face your doom!
428
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,421
- wait. No!
429
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,757
No more talking.
430
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,092
- I said you will
Face your doom!
431
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,095
[blathers]
432
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:41,601
Aren't you gonna--
Witty comeback, uh, po saying?
433
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:51,611
Is it me, or is it kind of
Creepy when he doesn't speak?
434
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,816
[all shouting]
435
00:21:58,985 --> 00:21:59,919
- [exhales]
436
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:04,891
[wind whipping]
437
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,902
[boom]
438
00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:24,844
[all grunting]
439
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,983
I said I was sorry!
Yeesh.
440
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,952
You want a piece of me?
441
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:36,789
[all muttering frantically]
442
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,926
- well, once again, po,
You've solved a problem...
443
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:43,129
- thank you.
- that you pretty much caused.
444
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,797
- [sighs]
445
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,933
So, uh, everybody?
446
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,635
Now that I can talk again,
447
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,437
I've been keeping a list
Of everything
448
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,506
I wanted to say
And couldn't.
449
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,173
- I knew it was too good
To last.
450
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,008
[all grumbling]
451
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,544
- ow. Awesome! What's that?
Your mama dresses you funny.
452
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,711
Could I have another?
453
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,079
That's not a pickle.
I know, right?
454
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,814
Awesome! Oh, my gosh,
I totally used to have
455
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:02,982
A hat like that when I was
A kid, only it was blue...
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