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- wa-cha!
Hyah!
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Male announcer:
And now,
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Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley,
Something, something *
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* something,
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- it's too many, po.
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It can't be done.
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- trust me, dad.
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I'm all pro.
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Order up!
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[scattered mumbling]
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[grunts]
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Ha!
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What did I tell you?
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Mr. Fessional. Comma pro.
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- [chuckles]
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Did anybody get
The wrong food?
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- huh.
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[explosion]
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Uh, you can sort it out.
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Right-okay-thanks-bye!
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- [scoffs]
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- hundun!
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- dragon warrior?
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No, wait, this isn't--
- hyah!
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- I can explain with words
From my mouth.
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- oh, I suppose
You're putting on
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A fireworks show for some kids?
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[screams]
No!
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[all cheering]
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It is a fireworks show.
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- for some kids
Who are children,
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Because they are young.
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- wait, how does this fit in
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With your whole
Getting revenge on me thingie?
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- my revenge is miniscule
Like a grain of sand
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On a beach full of sand.
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This is to promote
My new business.
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I'm opening
A noodle shop...Of noodles.
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[bowl shatters]
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- something terrible
Has happened.
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- and thanks to you,
I have you to thank for it.
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- me?
- yes.
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Remember when you came
To chor ghom prison
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And taught us
All your recipes?
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- well, yeah, but--
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- you taught all our recipes
To a bunch of thieves?
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- [chuckling]
No.
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Of course not.
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Some of them were kidnappers.
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- oh, how could you do that?
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- what? I was trying to,
You know,
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Rehabilitate them and junk.
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- and it worked.
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My life was
A churning stew of rage
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That raged and churned
Like a stew-filled rage churn.
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But you and your recipes
Changed everything.
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I can never thank you enough.
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Thank you, thank you,
Thank you, thank you.
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That may be enough.
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- uh, you're welcome...Buddy.
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- what were you thinking po?
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He's gonna steal
All of my business.
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- no, he won't dad.
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Your customers
Will stick with you.
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- nah, those beet heads.
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Give 'em some fireworks and
They'll do whatever you want.
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- there's fireworks?
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[excited chatter]
[dishes break]
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- come on, dad.
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Hundun is finally on the path
Of non-criminalness.
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- listen to me, son.
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People don't change.
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- he says he wants
To go straight
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And I have to support him.
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He called me his friend.
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Now come on.
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Hundun invited us
To check out his shop.
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We are going to go and
We're going to be civilized.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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The cleaver is not civilized.
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- [defeated]
Okay, let's go.
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- hello?
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- hmm.
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If this isn't
An evil headquarters
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I don't know what is.
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- po. Mr. Ping. Po.
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Your presence fills my bursting
Heart like a field of flowers
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Growing on a sunlit field
Of daisies.
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- well, thank--
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- I know you're up
To something, hundun.
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- [chuckles]
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Yes, I am.
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I'm up to...Flavor!
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- oh.
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Waiters?
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- yeah, waiters.
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- matching outfits?
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Very classy.
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- please, try my dishes
On your taste buds.
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- what are you playing at here,
Hundun?
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We'd never stoop to tasting
Some evil rhino swill.
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Right, po?
- mmm.
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That's--oh, that's just--oh, I
Love that.
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Mmm mmm mmm.
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So good.
Mmm.
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- come on,
What's your fiendish secret?
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Where are those hidden weapons?
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There must be--they
Must be right--
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[stammering]
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Ha!
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No.
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I bet--
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[knocks]
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Ha!
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Yes--darn.
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You have an evil plan, hundun.
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And I'm gonna prove it.
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Come on, po.
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Now?
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But it's so good.
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- po!
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Come on.
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- [groans]
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- come again
When you return again.
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- mmm.
Mmm.
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Mmm, I really think hundun
Has gone straight.
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You know that hug he gave me?
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That was totally
An "I've gone straight" hug.
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Well, you could tell 'cause
What--you know--
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And he was like--and then
The angle of his arms was more,
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Kind of, like,
Up and--it was, you know.
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It was kind of--yeah.
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- well, fine.
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If you're not gonna help me,
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I'll uncover
This nefarious scheme
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All by myself.
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- where are you going?
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- to bust this case wide open.
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Huh, there's no kung fu
In noodles.
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They're up to something.
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Huh.
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Nobody likes
A show with dinner.
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- I love a show with dinner.
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- [angry grunts]
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[explosion]
[children cheer]
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- remember, tell your parents
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To try hundun's noodle shop
Of noodles.
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And remember,
Fireworks every day at noon.
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Around 12:00.
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- ah-ha.
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Yes, a hidden secret.
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Bean buns recipe...
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Rice vinegar and honey.
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Genius.
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- [chews loudly]
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Mmm, wow.
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These bean buns are awesome.
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Did you change the recipe?
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- nothing.
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- what?
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- there's no honey--I mean,
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I didn't put vin--
[stammering]
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What are you accusing me of?
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- what?
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- oh, that hundun
Has to be planning something.
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He has to be.
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- maybe he's just
Running a restaurant.
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I mean, he certainly picked
A good location.
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- I know, I almost bought
The place years ago.
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But it has a weak floor
Because of--
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[gasps]
The tunnel!
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- the tunnel?
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- oh, I remember it now, po.
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It's built on top
Of an old service tunnel
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That leads to the jade palace.
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- that does seem suspicious.
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- suspiciously evil.
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That rhino is gonna attack
The jade palace.
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- that's...Not a legitimate
Business model!
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I'm gonna check it out, dad.
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Where's this tunnel?
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- under the kitchen.
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[glass shatters]
- [grunts]
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Agh!
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[all grunting]
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[all grunting]
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[all groan]
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- yah--oof!
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- ooh!
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- whoa!
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- hyah!
- ooh!
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- [yelps]
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- po?
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Why are you burgling me?
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Why?
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- don't play dumb
With me, hundun.
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I know about the tunnel.
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- the what?
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- the tunnel
To the jade palace.
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And I thought
You'd gone straight.
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- [grunts]
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- hyah!
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- [groaning shakily]
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- you hugged me
With your lying, lying hug!
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"Friend" you said.
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Some kind of friend you are.
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- po, I-I don't know
What you're talking about.
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Your hurtful words sting
Like a thousand nettles
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Wrapped in
A beehive of hurtful--
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- save it, hundun!
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So I guess you don't know
About this tunnel?
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Oh, this is so very
Not a tunnel.
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- that?
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The previous owners filled it in
Years ago last month.
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- oh, and they did a nice job.
Very...Solid.
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Heh. Sorry I beat up
Your waiters.
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Won't do that again.
Hyah! Ha!
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- whoa! Po!
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Po!
- oh, sorry, sorry.
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Sorry. Re--reflex.
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Heh. You're okay, right?
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- I thought you trusted me.
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[voice breaking]
I thought we were...Friends.
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- uh, we are.
I--I just thought--
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Look, look, I'll make this up
To you somehow.
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- just go.
Leave my restaurant.
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Go, and stay not here.
Go elsewhere.
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[sobbing]
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Go!
[crying]
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- so...I'm gonna go...
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- go!
[sobbing]
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- so did you bust hundun?
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- nope.
- why not?
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- because he's innocent!
There's no tunnel.
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I broke into his place
In the middle of the night
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And beat up his waiters
For no good reason.
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All because of your
Paranoia, dad.
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- innocent?
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- yeah. And I really hurt
His feelings.
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So I'm gonna bring him
This fruit basket.
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What do you think?
Too many pears?
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- you can never have
Too many pears.
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Wait, you're taking
A fruit basket to the guy
265
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,182
Who's trying to kill
Your father's business?
266
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,351
- he's not trying to--
- grow up, po!
267
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,854
This town isn't big enough
For two noodle shops.
268
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:10,991
Just look at the breakfast
Crowd out there.
269
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,861
- whoa. Sparse.
270
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,429
- hundun and I are locked
In a life or death struggle
271
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,165
For customers,
And I need your help.
272
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,466
- me?
273
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,502
- yes. I need you to help
Promote my shop.
274
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:26,940
Nice likeness, huh?
275
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,010
- great. But uh...
First, I need to go do--
276
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,346
- son, you've got to choose--
Hundun or me!
277
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,984
- well, I choose you,
Of course.
278
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,352
Right after I give hundun
This fruit basket.
279
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,421
- po!
280
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,327
- hey, there. Hundun?
281
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,130
Buddy. Buddy?
282
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,499
- bah!
283
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,535
- hmph!
284
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,906
- you are not welcome
In my establishment, sir.
285
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,174
- aw, come on. As soon as
I found out I was wrong,
286
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,043
I stopped hitting
Your waiters.
287
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,145
- yes, and it hurt them.
288
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,480
A lot.
It was hurtful.
289
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,483
- I know, I know. That's why
I brought you this fruit basket.
290
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,019
- with pears?
291
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,486
- maybe too many pears.
292
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,388
- you can never have
Too many pears.
293
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,523
- I know I let you down,
294
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,491
But I really want you
To succeed here.
295
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,928
Forgive me?
296
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,037
- only if you help me
Get my restaurant
297
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,671
Off the ground.
298
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,042
- uh, help you...Yeah.
299
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,977
With the...Huh...
300
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,948
[sighs]
301
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,951
Whatever I can do to help.
302
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:47,554
- then I forgive you...
Friend.
303
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,389
- awesome!
[squish]
304
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,260
Oh...I'll get you
Some more pears.
305
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,430
Hundun's noodle shop.
Half off all soups!
306
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,066
[whispering]
Please don't tell my dad.
307
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,068
- po? Po.
308
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,602
- unh!
309
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,605
Eat at ping's.
It's ping-tastic!
310
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,241
- nice work, son.
Keep it up.
311
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:10,810
- eat at hundun's.
312
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,613
You can taste the rhino
In every bowl.
313
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,448
- po, one more thing.
314
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,085
- aaa!
315
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,287
Huh!
316
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:33,433
- oh, I forgot.
Never mind.
317
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,003
Oh, wait, I remember.
318
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:40,107
- why did you put--
- [blurting gibberish]
319
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,742
- [gasps]
Apple cart duck...
320
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,045
- wait, I'm not--
- you're dead to me.
321
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:49,149
Except at lunchtime.
Here's a coupon.
322
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,583
Walk with me, son.
323
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,619
Sandwich boards are
Old news.
324
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,689
I have even a better
Advertising idea.
325
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,592
I dress viper
As a giant noodle.
326
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,495
Brilliant, eh, what?
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
327
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,632
Now, I need you to put on
A giant hand costume
328
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,634
And hold viper up
With giant chopsticks
329
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,171
While singing mr. Ping's
Noodle theme song.
330
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,372
- you have a--
- also, I need you
331
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,307
To write a theme song.
332
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,143
- uh, sure, dad. Ha.
333
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,510
You're my number one--
334
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,047
- here's your stupid sign, po.
335
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,348
It gave me a splinter.
336
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,716
- aah!
337
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,353
Your sign?
- I...
338
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,189
- obviously, this just means
That my only son
339
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,457
Has abandoned me,
340
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,192
[voice breaking]
And I should give up everything
341
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,128
I ever cared for.
342
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,797
Now, if you'll excuse me,
343
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,167
I have to beg hundun
For a job
344
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,070
So I won't die penniless.
345
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,372
- dad, no. Wait!
346
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,443
- they won't have mr. Ping
To kick around anymore.
347
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,082
[wheels squeaking]
348
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,429
- that's the last of it.
349
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,099
- ugh, thought we'd never
Get that tunnel cleared.
350
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,200
- [gasps]
351
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,102
I knew it.
352
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,207
- congratulations
On your discovery,
353
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,210
Which shall be your last...
Discovery.
354
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,586
- I tricked him with lies.
355
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,223
It's all nice and tunnelly now.
See for yourself.
356
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,792
- oh! Ow!
357
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:44,131
Oh, my.
That's a lot of boom-boom.
358
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,434
- yes, those fireworks shows
Were the perfect cover
359
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,136
To bring all this in.
360
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,171
I will destroy
The jade palace
361
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,772
In a furious,
Blazing maelstrom
362
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,708
Of destructive fury
And blaze.
363
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,445
- so you're not gonna
Put me out of business?
364
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,780
- only the business
Of breathing.
365
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,716
- [gulps]
- let's go.
366
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,254
- [snoring]
367
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,793
Dad, I have that noodle shop
Theme song you asked for.
368
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,763
* hear the legends
Of mr. Ping's noodle shop *
369
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,798
[scatting]
370
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,301
- it's too late, po.
Because of you,
371
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:25,305
This is hundun's
Noodle shop now.
372
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,507
- dad!
373
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,310
- [sinister laugh]
374
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,245
And you know what that means.
[thunder]
375
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,618
Po, I am your father.
376
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,322
[ground rumbling]
377
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,825
Search your heart.
Know it's true.
378
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,694
- nooooo...
379
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,662
- [roars]
380
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,831
- aah! Oh--oh, man!
381
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,700
I gotta go apologize
To dad.
382
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,244
[wheels squeaking]
383
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,479
- so you use white
And black pepper
384
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,947
In your hot and sour soup?
385
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,317
- and a hinty-hint
Of fennel.
386
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,221
- fennel. Oh, yes.
You're a genius.
387
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,490
Uh, I mean, you'll never
Get away with this.
388
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,293
- ugh. Why does someone
Always have to say that?
389
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,329
- because you never
Get away with it.
390
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,863
- but this time,
My plan is foolproof.
391
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,265
[door booms open]
392
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:29,369
- it's not proof
Against this fool!
393
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,304
Uh, wait, does that--
394
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,706
- I told you
He was still evil.
395
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,576
- I can't believe it.
I trusted you, hundun!
396
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,545
I thought we were cool.
397
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:42,249
- cool?
After what you did to me?
398
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:46,553
How could I be friends
With the one who did this?
399
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,256
- aw, come on,
The horn thing again?
400
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,691
- enough! Destroy him!
401
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:59,866
[grunts, groans]
402
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,404
[fuse sizzles]
403
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,239
- no!
404
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:17,517
Aah!
405
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,354
[kung fu shouts, grunts]
406
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,327
Ah.
407
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,329
- unh!
408
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,345
- hyah!
409
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,449
Unh!
410
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,883
[straining]
411
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,752
- [chuckles]
412
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,555
Now, you just have
A nice rest, po,
413
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,624
While your jade palace
Burns up
414
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,427
In a flaming fireball
Of burning flame
415
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,029
That's flaming
And firebally.
416
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:07,334
- wait, rice noodles--
Thick or thin?
417
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,802
- thin in soups,
Thick in sauces.
418
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,973
Panda, it's time
To pan-die.
419
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,776
- po, I can't die now.
420
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,979
I have to revise
My menu.
421
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:24,351
- I may not have been
A great son lately, dad...
422
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,586
But I won't let you die.
423
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,788
I won't!
424
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,823
[ground rumbling]
425
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,525
[growls]
426
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,830
Wa-dah! Dah...
427
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,503
Aa--aah, oh, ooooh!
428
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,104
- thank you, po.
429
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,006
It's just too bad
That no-horned stink weasel
430
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,508
Got away.
431
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,377
- ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
432
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,782
- [chuckles]
And then I said,
433
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,050
"It's time to pan-die."
434
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,554
Pretty funny, right?
No?
435
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,690
You don't--I thought
It was kind of clever.
436
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,024
[whooshing]
- huh?
437
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,059
- [gasps]
- huh?
438
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,662
- aah...
439
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,003
- [grunting]
440
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,672
I hate you.
441
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,409
[explosion]
442
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,511
[fireworks popping, whistling]
443
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,414
Unh! Oh...
444
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,449
- aah, unh!
445
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:33,052
- I'll get you someday, po!
I'll get you!
446
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,655
[explosion]
447
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,590
- yeah, good luck
With that.
448
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,759
[explosions, whistles]
449
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,099
- [groans]
450
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,537
- this hot and sour soup
Is better than ever, mr. Ping.
451
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,438
How do you do it?
452
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,774
- genius, my friend.
Sheer genius.
453
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,609
- hmm?
- what? Heh.
454
00:22:56,643 --> 00:23:00,613
I didn't say
It was my genius.
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