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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,472 - wa-cha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,074 Male announcer: And now 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:09,810 Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,645 - [grunts] [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,515 * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:18,086 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,720 * raised in a noodle shop 8 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,355 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:22,690 * he climbed the mountaintop 10 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:24,825 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,194 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,129 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:31,065 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:34,202 * master shifu saw The warrior blossom * 15 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:37,605 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 16 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,273 * kung fu panda 17 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:42,376 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,545 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 19 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,214 * with the furious five 20 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,448 * protect the valley, Something, something * 21 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,117 * something, something alive 22 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,751 Ooh! Ahh! Unh! 23 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:54,088 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:55,789 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:56,757 Sweet! 26 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,139 [tense music] 27 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,140 [thunder rumbles] 28 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:15,376 * 29 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,146 - [panting] 30 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,147 [groans] 31 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:20,148 You know what I Love most 32 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:23,151 About hoofing Through endless mountain passes? 33 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,485 The lack of rest stops! 34 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,155 Seriously, could we Take a fiver? 35 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,457 - po, we're only out here Because of you. 36 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,791 - me? 37 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,160 - if you hadn't Gotten distracted, 38 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,394 We wouldn't be searching For the thief 39 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,629 Who stole The gan xiang sapphire. 40 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,798 - I never get distra-- Whoa! 41 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,800 I can totally see My breath. 42 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,835 [exhales] 43 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:42,836 [both groan] 44 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:45,406 [exhales] 45 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,575 [groans nervously] 46 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,578 [tense music] 47 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:56,617 * 48 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:58,852 - I think we found Our sapphire thief. 49 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,188 - right. 50 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,323 - po, that's not-- Ugh. 51 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,801 - almost time, grampy-pa. 52 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,337 In mere moments, Your failure 53 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,372 Will become my triumph. 54 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:21,475 Exciting. [cackles] 55 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:24,278 - [panting] 56 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:28,316 [groans] 57 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,221 Oh. An elevator. 58 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,228 - po. 59 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,230 [thunder rumbles] 60 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,464 - at last. 61 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,633 I just need lightning To strike, and-- 62 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,800 - it will, 63 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,337 If by "Lightning," You mean "My fist," 64 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,840 And by "Strike," You mean "Strike," which is-- 65 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:56,344 You just said that, So yeah! 66 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,979 - the panda? No! Not now! 67 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,649 - well, the rest of my week Is pretty jammed up, 68 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,651 So, yeah, now. 69 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,253 - have it your way. 70 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,255 I'll teach you not To stick your big nose 71 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,489 Where it's not wanted. 72 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,924 - if anyone's teaching Anybody anything, 73 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,995 It'll be me and my Totally-proportional nose. 74 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,765 [both grunting] 75 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,405 [groans] 76 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,939 - yah! - yah! 77 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,476 - wah! Aah! 78 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:34,282 - [grunting] 79 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,783 - ha-ha! Wah! 80 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,686 - aah! 81 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,455 [grunting] 82 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,591 - huh? 83 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:44,592 Hah! 84 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:46,627 - [groans] Aah! 85 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,297 Ooh! 86 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,832 Yah! Whoa! 87 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,968 - yah! - whoa! 88 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:59,740 [both grunting] 89 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,876 - no! 90 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:06,447 - [scats] 91 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,048 - careful, you fool! 92 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,318 - po! Drop the lightning rod! 93 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:12,320 - [scats] 94 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,421 Lightning rod? 95 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:18,992 [grunting] 96 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,833 [exhales and groans] 97 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,439 - the gan xiang sapphire! 98 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,642 No! 99 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,076 - [grunts] 100 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,945 Po. - po! 101 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,414 - [grunts] 102 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,018 [groans] 103 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,687 - he's alive! - what a relief! 104 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,522 - struck by lightning. Leave it to po. 105 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,491 - he smells Like burned fur. 106 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,460 - whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody. Slow down. 107 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,695 Don't all talk at once. 108 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,964 - uh, nobody said anything. 109 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,500 That lightning bolt Must have zapped him cuckoo. 110 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:02,370 - I'm not cuckoo, Thank you very much. 111 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,505 - great, another Weird po thing. 112 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,373 - I am not weird. 113 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:06,507 It's you guys are the ones 114 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,377 Doing the weird "Talking Without moving your lips" stuff. 115 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,978 - what the heck Is he talking about? 116 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,881 - that, there! - he's really lost it this time. 117 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,483 - now you're doing it. 118 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,684 - doing what? 119 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,685 - [gasps] 120 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,453 Wait a minute. 121 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:23,491 I see what happened here. 122 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,626 You all became Expert ventriloquists 123 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,528 While I was unconscious! 124 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,897 I love ventriloquism. 125 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,164 Hey, monkey. How are you today? 126 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:34,435 [imitating monkey] Just wishing I was as bodacious as you, po. 127 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,503 [grunts] 128 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,471 - I don't sound like that. 129 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:41,642 Do I? - silence. 130 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,411 - what? 131 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,413 - can you hear What I'm thinking, panda? 132 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,881 - of course I can hear What you're... 133 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:48,982 Thinking. 134 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,485 What? Wait, wait. What's going on? 135 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:54,555 - po, you have attained The power of nao yuedu. 136 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:58,526 - [gasps] What? No! 137 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,060 Why? Why me? 138 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,530 I'm so young! [sobs] 139 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:05,032 Oh, the horror! The horror! 140 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,534 [groans] 141 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,436 This isn't happening. No. 142 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,838 No, no, no! [sobs] 143 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:13,907 - you have no idea What I'm talking about, do you? 144 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:17,511 - not as such. 145 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,580 - let me explain. 146 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,449 Many years ago, The valley of peace 147 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,452 Was enslaved By tong-fo's grandfather, 148 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,520 The criminal genius tong lo. 149 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,622 [thunder rumbles] 150 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,459 Tong lo Discovered a forgotten relic: 151 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,193 The gan xiang sapphire, 152 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:38,131 A gem so pure, it could capture A lightning bolt... 153 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:41,935 And imbue its owner With the power of nao yuedu, 154 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:45,873 The ability to read minds. 155 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:50,511 No foe could stand against him. 156 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,580 [water splashes] 157 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,082 He knew every secret plan 158 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:59,487 And every hidden thought. 159 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,624 He could predict Their every move. 160 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,498 [explosion] 161 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:15,503 Tong lo had become invincible. 162 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,005 - whoa! Nobody could see him? 163 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,641 - what? No, invincible. 164 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,644 - wait! Does this mean I'm invincible? 165 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,679 - let's test it out. 166 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:26,747 - palm strike. - palm strike. 167 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,115 - leg sweep. - leg sweep. 168 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,617 - side roll! - side roll. 169 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:33,587 - claw fist! - claw fist. 170 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,523 - wow. 171 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,758 - so awesome! 172 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,928 The jade palace now features The all-new mind reading 173 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,863 Invincible dragon warrior. 174 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,665 What could be wrong With that? 175 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:48,035 - well, with nao yuedu, tong lo Was an unbeatable force... 176 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:49,537 - see? 177 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,640 - until he went utterly And completely mad. 178 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,675 - see? What? 179 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,548 - I'm gonna go mad? 180 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,015 Mad like "Angry, grr" mad, 181 00:08:02,049 --> 00:08:03,684 Or mad like... [laughs evilly] 182 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:07,054 [whimpers, groans] Mad? 183 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,156 - the second one. 184 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,624 My point is, Tong lo 185 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,626 Used people's secrets Against them. 186 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,663 This kind of knowledge can be Dangerous in the wrong hands. 187 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,631 - we're doomed! - this is bad. 188 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,568 - not good. - come on! 189 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,703 This power isn't In the wrong hands. 190 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,573 It's in the right hands, Which are in my head. 191 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,576 Am I right, crane-iac? 192 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,711 - I hate "Crane-iac". 193 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,813 [gulps] 194 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,582 - po, this is serious. 195 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,184 Your very survival May depend on your discipline, 196 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,086 Focus, and concentration. 197 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:43,090 - ooh, those are not three Of my things. 198 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:46,594 - agreed. 199 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,866 - monkey, What are you do-- 200 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,669 Oh! Hiding from zeng, huh? 201 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,104 Guess you shouldn't have Promised to talk to him 202 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,839 About his mom's book club. 203 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,608 - po! - what? Oh! 204 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,744 That was a secret thought? 205 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,282 [chuckles] You do not Want to know 206 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:13,353 What he's thinking Right now. 207 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,256 And I wish I didn't know What you were thinking. 208 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,697 - needs more saffron. 209 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:27,134 - no, no, not saffron. I'd go with cumin. 210 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,036 - get out of my head, po. 211 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,038 - [scoffs] I'm just trying To help. 212 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,773 Who cares if you Like saffron 213 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,643 Or if mantis wonders why viper Doesn't wear any clothes? 214 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,649 - and where Are your clothes, sicko? 215 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,651 - [laughs nervously] 216 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,157 I won't tell anyone You collect scented fabrics. 217 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,693 - [screams] 218 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:53,493 - if you didn't Wanna do it, 219 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,896 You shouldn't have said so! Hm. 220 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,232 - I'm sorry, But it's just so boring. 221 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,669 [groans] - come on, viper. 222 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,003 It was a simple observation, 223 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,673 Like tigress dressing Like a dude. 224 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,641 What? 225 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:11,679 - [sighs] 226 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,680 Hey, dad. 227 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,480 I'm not sure if you know, 228 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,817 But I can Sort of read minds now. 229 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,720 - oh, really? I hadn't heard. 230 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,122 Then it is true. This is a disaster. 231 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,792 - uh, yeah, so, anyway, 232 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,694 Everyone's mad at me At the jade palace. 233 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,095 Mind if I help out here For a while? 234 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,830 - don't think about Where the money's hidden. 235 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,431 Don't think about Where the money's hidden. 236 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,333 - uh, dad? 237 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,669 - oh--oh, yeah! Of course, son! 238 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,037 Sounds great. 239 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,840 Sounds awful. What if he suspects? 240 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,675 - suspects what? - what? 241 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,444 I don't know What you're talking about. 242 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,312 He knows, he knows. 243 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,115 - but I'm not-- - just act casual, ping. 244 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:52,352 Casual. 245 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,824 - dad, what are you-- - don't think of it! 246 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,058 Po doesn't need to know 247 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,727 That I've been wearing The same undershorts 248 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,862 For seven years. 249 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:05,032 [gasps] Wh--wh--whoo! Fine! 250 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,735 Just strip me bare And peer into my soul 251 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:11,839 With your merciless Mind reading muscles! 252 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,073 Happy now? 253 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,375 - not even a little bit. 254 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,378 - just go and serve this food, And get out of my kitchen. 255 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,748 Get out! 256 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,985 - [sighs] Here you go, mrs. Yoon. 257 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,187 - thank you, po. 258 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,890 This soup never Has enough salt. 259 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:30,791 - oh, great, 'cause I'd hate for you 260 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:34,227 To run out of things To complain about. 261 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,263 - how did he know? 262 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,765 - they could fit more tables In here 263 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,232 If po wasn't the waiter. 264 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,334 - you could stand To lose a few pounds yourself, 265 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,871 Thank you very much. 266 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,274 - I hope po didn't have his Thumb stuck in the bowl again. 267 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,777 - watch it, buddy, or I'll do More than that with it. 268 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,011 Gah! 269 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,445 If you don't have something Nice to think, 270 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,882 Then don't think anything At all! 271 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,784 Oh! Sorry, everybody. 272 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,352 I didn't mean to-- - he's in our heads! 273 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,088 - he's a witch! - thought thief! 274 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,857 - witch! - no, no, no, no! I'm not! 275 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,193 And technically It would be "Warlock." 276 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,061 - run away, witch! 277 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,798 - the dragon warrior! - there he is! 278 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,866 - he looks Like a parade float. 279 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,902 - no! Stop! 280 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,369 - huh? What's his problem? 281 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,905 - dude has no neck. 282 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,908 - burlap pants Is so last year. 283 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,375 - [sniffs] 284 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,811 [sighs] 285 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,112 That's the stuff. 286 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,814 - [panting] - gah! 287 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,917 - that mind reading panda Is a menace! 288 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,824 - the last piece. 289 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,828 Careful now. 290 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,401 No! 291 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,071 That panda has my power. 292 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,842 He's probably having the time Of his chunky life. 293 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,945 - uh, master shifu? 294 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,180 I have a little problem. - really? 295 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,449 Huh, that's a big, Honking surprise. 296 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,853 What seems to be the-- - po! 297 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,254 Po is out of control. 298 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,522 - the whole village Is freakin' out! 299 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,291 - we can't live like this. 300 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,327 - fine, I love scented fabric. 301 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,330 Happy now? 302 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,266 - I'm sorry, everyone. 303 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,301 And for the record, shifu, I'm not bothered 304 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,871 By your tea breath Like some others 305 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,973 Whom I will not name. 306 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,976 Tigress. 307 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,345 - as of now, I am no longer Thinking any thoughts. 308 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,915 La, la, la, la, la. 309 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:35,883 La-la-la-la-la. 310 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,918 - me too. Not thinking. 311 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,353 Not thinking! - doo-dee-doo-doo-doo. 312 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,990 - not thinking, not thinking. - [whistles] 313 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,925 - come on, guys. Cut it out! 314 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,459 - scented fabrics-- Wait, no. 315 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,897 Unscented fabrics. - no. Stop. 316 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,031 No! 317 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,901 [overlapping thoughts] Ow! 318 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,135 - enough! 319 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,471 If you don't stop, You're gonna drive po... 320 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,909 - [screams] 321 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:02,910 - mad. 322 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,912 - gah! 323 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,015 No! [overlapping thoughts] 324 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,249 - where is his neck? 325 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,918 [overlapping thoughts] 326 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,319 - I like turtles. 327 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,921 [overlapping thoughts] - no. 328 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,023 Stop. It's too much. 329 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,026 [overlapping thoughts] 330 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:23,230 [screams] 331 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,938 Ooh! 332 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,374 [screams] 333 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,209 [panting] 334 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,544 Oh, man. 335 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,112 Reading minds Is the worst, best, 336 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,048 Awesome, bad, greatest, Horrible thing 337 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,282 That ever happened to me! 338 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,519 I need to get everybody's head Out of my head! 339 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,056 - ow! Ow! 340 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,960 Ow! Ow! Ow! 341 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,694 I failed you, grampy-pa. 342 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,097 I wanted to make you So proud. 343 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,098 Ow! 344 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,067 You had a simple dream: 345 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,103 To control china Using secret crystal-powered 346 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,072 Magic lightning mind powers 347 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:05,973 With crystal power towers 348 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,976 Every 20 kilometers On the half hour. 349 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:09,977 Simple. 350 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:13,080 But now that power is gone! 351 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,715 If only there was a way To get back. 352 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,118 Oh, who am I kidding? 353 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,987 Things like that Never happen. 354 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,488 - tong fo! 355 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,991 I can't stop reading minds, And it's driving me crazy! 356 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,993 You're the only one who can get This power out of my head. 357 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,996 Please, please help me. 358 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,064 - hello. 359 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,003 - don't try anything funny. 360 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,005 - of course not, Dragon warrior. 361 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,673 I may have something here To help 362 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:44,577 Like that trap door You're on. 363 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,047 - I heard that. 364 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,415 Now, have a seat. Hah! 365 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,517 - [groans] 366 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,153 Relax, big guy. 367 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,754 We can talk this out... 368 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,025 With a poisoned dagger, Chump! 369 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,294 Sorry. 370 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,064 Just had to make sure you Really had the power. 371 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:07,067 - yeah, I got it, But I gotta get it gone! 372 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,468 Now, tell me how! 373 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,037 - I'm thinking. 374 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,304 The thought-blocking helmet. 375 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,307 Do not think about The thought-blocking helmet. 376 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,442 Blocking. Helmet. 377 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,544 - thought-blocking helmet? 378 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,112 - [grunts] 379 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,281 - [grunts] Think something. 380 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,551 - you lose, panda. 381 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,620 - it didn't work. I can still hear your thoughts. 382 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:31,091 - aw! 383 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,727 - now we can really Get that power out of your head. 384 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:39,066 Oh, and fyi, It's gonna hurt... 385 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,068 A lot. 386 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,311 - [groans] What'd I miss? 387 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,479 [thunder rumbles] 388 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,082 - about time you Woke up, sleepyhead. 389 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,483 I'll be done In just a second. 390 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,118 - okay, I just wanna-- 391 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,121 Ah, wait! [screams] 392 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,122 - relax. 393 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,824 I'm making some modifications To my helmet. 394 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,260 Long story short, I'm gonna run lightning 395 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,097 Through your brain, Capture the power of nao yuedu 396 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,700 Inside the helmet, and then Transfer that power to me. 397 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,502 - really? Cool. 398 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,405 Then I won't be able To read minds anymore. 399 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,774 - of course not, Because your brain will explode. 400 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,143 [mimics explosion] 401 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,212 - huh. Guess that would do it. 402 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,147 [chuckles] [thunder rumbles] 403 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,150 - enough chitchat. Let's do this. 404 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,119 - how about we do this? 405 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,453 Hi-yah! Yah! 406 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,721 - ah! - guys! 407 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,223 But wait a minute. 408 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,258 I thought you didn't want Anything to do with me. 409 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,193 - actually, We think that pretty often. 410 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,595 - still, no one straps our po To a table 411 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:46,133 And puts a weird helmet-y thing On him but us. 412 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,134 - how touching. 413 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:50,737 Unfortunately, the panda Has a prior engagement 414 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,307 With his doom. 415 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,144 - whoa! 416 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,812 [all grunting] 417 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,464 - ow! I said, "Ow." 418 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,201 - try to make Your head smaller. 419 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,635 - yah! - hwah! 420 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,171 Yeow! 421 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,792 - ha! 422 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,494 - oof! - hi-yah! 423 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,861 - ha--ooh! 424 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:49,862 [thunder rumbles] 425 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,332 - [cackles] 426 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,633 Gotta run. 427 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,767 - guys, help! 428 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,536 I don't want my brain Exploded! 429 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,406 [screams] 430 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,247 [thunder rumbles] 431 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,558 Tong fo, don't do this. 432 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,227 You don't Wanna be invisible. 433 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,694 - invincible. 434 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,364 - whatever! 435 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:31,838 [thunder rumbles] 436 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:46,386 - think pleasant thoughts, Dragon warrior. 437 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:51,391 They're gonna be your last. 438 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,493 - unscented fabrics! 439 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,594 - [grunts] 440 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,928 - crane-iac! 441 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,730 - don't call me-- Ah, never mind. 442 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,267 [grunting] 443 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,435 - no! 444 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:07,474 [thunder rumbles] 445 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,815 [thunder rumbles] 446 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,325 [screams] 447 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,927 [groans] 448 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,797 - [grunting] 449 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,432 I can feel it. 450 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,633 Yes! 451 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:37,036 - no, I can't let you win, Tong fo. 452 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,038 - it's working, Dragon warrior. 453 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,707 I'm hearing your thoughts. 454 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,711 I'm sucking the nao yuedu Right outta your fat skull. 455 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,446 - my skull's not fat. 456 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,348 It's big-boned. 457 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:51,418 - keep thinking, chump, While you still can. 458 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,820 [shimmering tone] 459 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,823 - [screams] 460 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:57,990 Ugh. 461 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:02,395 - [cackles] 462 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,335 - po. 463 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,969 Po, you can't give up now. 464 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,604 - po, wake up. 465 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:14,807 Come on, buddy. Open your eyes. 466 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,943 - remember what shifu said? 467 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,346 - [cackles] 468 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,414 - you can do this, po. 469 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,484 You just have To concentrate. 470 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,657 - focus, discipline, Concentration. 471 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,359 - too late, panda. 472 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:37,497 - yeah, for you. 473 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:41,100 - no, no, no! 474 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,936 - sha-ka-booey! 475 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,472 - no! 476 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,376 [explosion] 477 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,814 - [groans] 478 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,383 - what happened? 479 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,550 - [groans] 480 00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:01,521 [gasps] Po! 481 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,391 - [groans] 482 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,892 Guys? 483 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,395 Guys! I can't hear your thoughts! 484 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,496 I'm cured! 485 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,864 My head is completely empty. 486 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,066 - you got that right. - huh? 487 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,403 - don't worry. I said that out loud. 488 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,038 - oh, thank you. Thank you! 489 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,140 Wait. - go ahead. 490 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,509 Tie me up. 491 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,544 I still know What you're all thinking. 492 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,414 You want to go lock me up In chor ghom prison, 493 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,882 And you want to stop For a snack first. 494 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,083 - oh, no! 495 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,486 Tong fo still has the power Of nao yuedu! 496 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,487 - doubtful. 497 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:35,922 I'm thinking he Has the power 498 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,425 Of stating The completely obvious. 499 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,826 - ow! [laughs] 500 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,762 You can't a blame a guy For trying. 501 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:47,467 - let's go And get that snack. 502 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,436 - wanna guess What I'm thinking? 503 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,070 - not really... [chuckles] 504 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,772 But I was thinking 505 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,874 Maybe we should get tong fo To chor ghom 506 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,676 Before the snack. 507 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,479 - you read my mind. 32829

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