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- wa-cha!
Hiyah!
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Male announcer:
And now
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Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley,
Something, something *
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* something,
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- taste the sting
Of my steel!
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Kyah!
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- oh. Nice move, chief.
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[rocks clatter]
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Hey, what's that?
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- border patrol!
Identify yourself!
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No one enters china
Without getting past us.
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- fools, you are like worms
Challenging a large dog,
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Or perhaps a mid-size cow.
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You do not grasp that you are
Helpless before pai mei...
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High priest
Of abusive lotus.
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[laugh evilly]
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- pai mei?
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Wasn't he that traitor who tried
To destroy the emperor?
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- get him!
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Both: [grunt]
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- huh!
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Oh!
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- [groans]
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- now, you unworthy
Soap-mongers,
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Direct me to the kung fu master
Known as shifu.
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- shifu? He--he's
In the valley of peace.
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- he shall be my next
Miserable victim.
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- wait.
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What do you mean,
"Next victim"?
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[guards groaning]
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- [laughs]
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- greetings, everyone.
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And welcome to the first-ever
Tournament of the sun pennant.
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[crowd cheers]
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Featuring the dragon warrior
And the furious five...
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[cheering]
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Against the visiting masters
Of the onyx temple.
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- whoa...
[crowd "Oohs"]
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[cheers and applause]
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- the esteemed master chao
Will present the winning team
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With a fabulous prize
Sent by the emperor himself.
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- ooh, check out
That awesome box.
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We have to win it!
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- po, the prize isn't a box,
It's what's inside the box.
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- oh.
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But we still get to
Keep the box, though, right?
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- the tournament
Will begin shortly.
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Masters...
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Prepare yourselves.
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[crowd cheering]
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[back cracks]
Ooh.
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- you jade palace losers
Are about to get schooled.
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- big time.
It's gonna be epic.
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- pop pop!
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- I'll pop you, dork face.
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- we got a word for guys
Like you. "Not nice."
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[overlapping chatter]
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- enough.
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Your behavior is not befitting
Masters of your station.
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- oh, relax, shifu.
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The young people
Are just letting off steam.
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Surely you remember
What that's like, don't you?
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- your pardon, master.
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But it's been a long time
Since I was that young.
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- [chuckles]
Come on.
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It couldn't have been
That long ago.
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- well, I happen to know
For a fact that shifu is over...
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[whispers]
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- was anyone
Even alive back then?
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[laughter]
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- shifu,
Everyone gets older.
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Which reminds me...
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The emperor sent
A special gift just for you.
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[laughter]
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- thank you, master chao,
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But I assure you my eyes
Are just as keen as ever.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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Oof!
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I intended to do that.
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[banging, crashing,
Glass shattering]
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- now, you'd all
Better get ready.
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Uh, po.
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May I speak to you
About a personal matter?
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- gah! Chao's right.
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I am old.
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- po, I need your advice.
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- about what, master chao?
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- well, sadly,
An old friend of ours
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Has finally
Outlived his usefulness.
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- wha--what do you mean?
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Really?
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Well, he might be
A little rusty, but...
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- he really can't
Take the heat anymore.
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- [scoffs]
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- it's time for a change.
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But his replacement
Will have to be newer, cooler,
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And incredibly more awesome,
As you would say.
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- no problem, master chao.
I'm just the guy to do it.
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- they're
Going to replace me.
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Chao wants someone cooler,
More awesome, more modern.
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I can't be
Any of those things.
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- nope.
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- or can I?
- nope.
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- that's it, zheng!
Of course! I'll be young!
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- nope?
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[crowd cheering]
- we are ready to begin.
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Each team shall race through the
Forest to the tai yang temple.
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There, they shall do battle
For the sun pennant.
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Are the onyx masters ready?
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And the jade palace?
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- ready, master chao.
And so are the furious five.
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- make that
The furious six.
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- shaka-boobie.
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All: what?
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- gosh, shifu,
What are you doing?
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- just relax your flaps,
Master chao.
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I'm joining the tournament.
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All: ooh.
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- but--but shifu, the games
Are for the young people,
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The junior masters.
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- let's ask my pea pods.
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Who wants to see the sheefster
In the tourney?
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- eh, oh, whatever.
- uh, okay.
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[applause]
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- [chuckles]
Uh, master,
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You sure you know
What you're doing?
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- check it out,
Large and in charge.
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I'll show you and master chao
That I still gots the moves.
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop,
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop...
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- uh, why is shifu
Whoop, whoop, whoop-ing?
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- uh, guys, uh,
We need to be supportive
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Of shifu's apparent
Midlife crisis.
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- whoop, whoop,
Whoop-whoop-whoop,
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Whoop, whoop, whoop!
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- I'm scared.
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- what about
The emperor's prize?
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I don't wanna blow that!
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- relax. It's shifu.
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He could still
Bring the butt-whoop.
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Uh, master chao...
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- whoop, whoop,
Whoop, whoop...
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- we'd be totally honored
To have shifu on our team.
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Right, guys?
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Uh, that means yes.
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- booyah.
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- oh, boy.
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- eh, this is a bit odd,
But okay.
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On your marks...
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- grandpa won't help you losers.
You're going down.
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- this scene
Is about to get fruggie.
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- not really a word.
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Oh, snarp!
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- first team
To return to this spot
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With the sun pennant wins.
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Begin!
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[crowd cheering]
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This is
A very strange village.
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- and it just got stranger.
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- pai mei!
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- you gape like a toad from your
Ridiculous lizard mouth.
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Your beady eyes
Creep me out,
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And that gaudy tunic
Makes your hips look fat.
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[laughs evilly]
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Seriously,
I never liked you.
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- keep moving.
We've gotta catch up!
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- we lost 'em.
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- no, we didn't.
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All: [grunting]
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- oh!
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All: [grunt, groan]
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- later, kung fools.
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- I hate those guys.
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[leaves rustling]
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- sha-ga-ba--
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What'd I miss?
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- where were you?
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It's not my fault.
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I was waiting for shifu.
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[rustling]
Oh!
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Oof!
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This stylish hat
Is blocking my peepers.
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- tell me about it.
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- master, I'm sorry,
But I-I-I'm just confused.
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Why exactly
Are you dressed this way?
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- snappy hats are in.
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Just ask the monkster
Or baron von cranington.
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- the baron
Would rather you didn't.
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- master,
Those ducks are tough.
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- the purple dude
Feints to his left...
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- oof!
- attack on the right.
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The others have a hitch
In their spin kicks.
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- oof!
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- counter with a jab,
And you own 'em.
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- uh, you know,
He's right.
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- see?
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Master shifu
Has seen it all.
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He can instantly
Analyze any move.
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- that's what the sheefmeister
General brings to the par-tay.
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Pop, pop.
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- focus, everybody.
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00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,280
We can beat these ducks
To the temple
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If we use strategicalness.
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You guys race ahead
And ambush 'em.
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00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,787
Shifu, viper, and me'll
Attack from behind.
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00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,854
- [raspberries]
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00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,756
Plans are for squares.
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00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,925
Rebels like me
Think outside the box.
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Shakka-blah,
Bitity-blah.
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- master shifu!
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00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:31,264
Wait! Gah!
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- he's going the wrong way.
- huh. Kids.
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- we've got to stay
In the race.
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- shifu!
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Hang on!
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00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,212
- [chuckles]
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- there's the flag!
Let's go!
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- waah!
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00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,804
- [groans]
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00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,232
- huh? The flag!
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00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:46,039
- looking for this?
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00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,009
- aww, someone's
Lost their kitty.
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- this'll be easy.
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- waah!
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00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,817
- oof!
- ah!
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00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,288
- yah!
[grunting]
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00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:05,325
A hitch in his spin kick,
Just like shifu said.
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- [chuckles]
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00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,537
- oh!
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00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,538
- [chuckles]
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00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,807
Waah!
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00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,076
Huh?
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00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,216
- yah!
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00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,918
- [grunting]
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00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,922
- we're still outnumbered.
Where's po?
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00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,223
- they should be
In place by now.
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"B" team, attack!
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00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,431
Any...Time...Now.
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00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,999
- haaa!
260
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,234
- darn.
261
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,568
[groans]
262
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,970
- oh!
263
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,338
- aah!
264
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,843
- waah!
265
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,580
- you're late.
266
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,850
- we were trying
To find shifu.
267
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,852
- he ran off. Again.
268
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:05,853
- ooh!
- ooh!
269
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,894
- waah!
270
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,863
Slamma pajama!
271
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,298
The sheefster's
Still got the moves.
272
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,967
- [laughs]
273
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,002
Nice, master. Up high.
274
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,003
- [back cracks]
Argh.
275
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,873
My back.
276
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,141
Whoa, bummer.
277
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,443
- master shifu!
278
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,445
All: [shouting]
279
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,981
- no hands!
280
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,949
All: [scream]
281
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:42,155
[groaning]
282
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,456
- is...
283
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,892
Is everyone all right?
284
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,894
- been better.
285
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,462
- shake it off, guys.
286
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931
The important thing is that
287
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,000
Master shifu captured
The sun pennant!
288
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,935
We win! Yes!
289
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,005
- you got that right, panda.
We...
290
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,239
Wait, the pennant!
291
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,908
Where is it?
292
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,511
All: [laugh]
- ha!
293
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,914
- oh, snarp.
294
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,581
[laughter]
295
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,983
- no!
296
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,152
- I thought I had it.
297
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,987
- master shifu, what?
298
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,323
- oh!
Why are you complaining?
299
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,225
You and chao
Have proved your point.
300
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,327
I'm rusty.
Can't take the heat.
301
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,495
- master,
What are you talking about?
302
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,333
- I overheard po and master chao
Planning my retirement.
303
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,035
They want to replace me.
304
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,403
And after this humiliation,
They'll get their wish.
305
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,341
- replace you? What?
We'd never--
306
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,675
Oh, master!
307
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,609
No!
308
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,079
Master chao was talking
About an old wok.
309
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,282
- wait, you've been carrying
That around this whole time?
310
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,416
- what?
311
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,651
- a wok?
312
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,021
- yeah, it's rusted and worn out
And he wanted to replace it.
313
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,690
It had nothing
To do with you.
314
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,592
- I...
315
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,361
[sighs]
316
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,964
I really am an old fool.
317
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,432
I'm sorry I cost you
Your victory.
318
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,136
[back cracks]
Ooh!
319
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,073
- but, master shifu...
320
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,540
- eh, dragon warrior!
321
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,209
[sighs]
322
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,078
- master chao?
- [groans]
323
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,385
- [grunts]
A wok! Stupid!
324
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,222
Old, decrepit, ancient, I--
325
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,225
- [groans]
326
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,229
- the onyx masters. How?
327
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,397
- [blows]
328
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,464
- pai mei.
329
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,567
- they were like gophers
Who escaped from a weasel,
330
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,570
Only to be seized
By an eagle.
331
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,240
[laughs]
332
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,243
If the metaphor is unclear,
I am the eagle, and you...
333
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,445
Are now my prey.
334
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,124
- I warn you, pai mei, I beat
You once, and I'll do it again.
335
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,159
- you got lucky
And you know it.
336
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,527
Your skill
Was always overrated.
337
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,130
Plus, everyone said you had
A lovely singing voice.
338
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,497
But it was not so!
339
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,375
- [back cracks]
Ooh, oh...
340
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,210
Ah!
341
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,183
- time has not been
Kind to you, shifu.
342
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,786
I remember us
As we once were long ago...
343
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,721
- I'm familiar
With the story.
344
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:32,359
- I know! But I wish to
Dramatically recount it.
345
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:36,163
I was china's deadliest,
Most abusive kung fu master!
346
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,366
Against my iron fists
And scornful banter,
347
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,633
All were helpless.
348
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,335
The emperor himself
Grew jealous.
349
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:46,573
He sought to protect himself
Against me.
350
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,209
But I struck first.
351
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,646
Only to be stopped...
352
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,648
By you!
353
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,119
I was disgraced
And forced into exile.
354
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,089
But in my lonely exile,
I've learned kung fu secrets
355
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,157
Beyond your feeble
Comprehension.
356
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,700
- the five-fingered
Blast punch.
357
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,668
I see you've mastered
Its secret.
358
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,205
- you will
Do more than see.
359
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,772
You will feel, hear, taste,
360
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:23,110
Possibly even smell
The secret as well!
361
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,411
[laughs evilly]
362
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,413
- [grunts]
363
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,715
- po!
- shaka-boobie!
364
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,586
Oh!
Oh, snarp.
365
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,123
- no!
- [laughing]
366
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,425
- yah!
367
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,261
- oh, no! Stay back!
368
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,262
- gotcha!
369
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,797
Oh!
370
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:45,798
[grunting]
371
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,135
- don't!
372
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,771
- enough!
373
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,173
- po!
[back cracks]
374
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,741
- huh! Ah!
375
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,410
[wok bongs]
- [groans]
376
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,213
- ha!
377
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,217
Whoa!
378
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,153
Aah!
379
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,788
Ow!
380
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,157
Aah!
381
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,359
- no!
382
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,535
Stop! All of you!
[back cracks]
383
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,181
All: oh!
384
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,551
- no!
385
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,490
- oof!
386
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,593
- like all pandas, you are fat
And full of eucalyptus.
387
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,797
Now, feast upon
The minty taste of doom.
388
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,299
Eh...
389
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,833
- pai mei,
390
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,437
Forgive a doddering old fool
And his students.
391
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,208
Your power--[coughs]
Is too great.
392
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,842
- hmm?
393
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,479
Your unworthy voice
Continues to befoul my ears.
394
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,348
But what you speak
Is the truth.
395
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,217
- spare them, pai mei.
396
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,319
Destroy me instead.
397
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:16,223
As you say, I am old and--
398
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,226
- uh, I'm over here.
399
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,228
- of course.
400
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,697
I am old
And at the end of my life.
401
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,367
- that's not true,
Master shifu.
402
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,568
You're still
Young and vital.
403
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,370
- you're wrong, po.
404
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,372
You opened my eyes today.
405
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,674
I am old.
406
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,844
- uh...
407
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,380
- wha?
408
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,383
- [clears throat]
409
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,384
- uh...
410
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,253
- [sighs]
411
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:50,890
Old and feeble.
412
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,924
- oh!
413
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:52,925
Yeah.
414
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,429
He's--
He's pretty old.
415
00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:01,368
- yeah. What do you say?
416
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,736
- ah, you are hardly
Worth fighting.
417
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,273
You remind me
Of my grandfather.
418
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,440
- that's nice.
419
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,409
- I hated my grandfather!
420
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,209
- ooh!
421
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,580
- [gasps]
422
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,719
Unlike you, my great learning
Has kept me young.
423
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,922
- your artistry
Is truly magnificent.
424
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,391
I...
425
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,527
I would be honored
If you would finish me
426
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,729
With your blast punch.
427
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,564
- [chuckles evilly]
428
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,801
Done.
429
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,802
Rah!
430
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,905
Oh--
[rocks rumbling]
431
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:43,443
- sorry. My old, weak legs
Gave out. Try it again.
432
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,648
- [grunts]
433
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,750
- I flinched.
434
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,320
- [grunts]
435
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:03,463
[panting]
436
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,566
Wait, you have misled me
With lies from your face.
437
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,935
You are not old or feeble.
438
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:13,606
- no. In fact,
I'm feeling pretty sprytastic!
439
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,508
- [gasps]
440
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,744
[groans]
- yes!
441
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,581
- I just needed a little time
To analyze your moves.
442
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,350
- what?
- hoi-cha!
443
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:26,886
- [groans]
444
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,430
Oh!
445
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,366
- class dismissed.
446
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,667
[rocks rumbling]
447
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,505
- [screams]
448
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,939
[grunts]
449
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,375
[groans]
450
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,942
- [blows]
451
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,944
- awesome!
- impressive.
452
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,482
- [inhales]
453
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,716
Thanks.
454
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,390
- and now,
Congratulations to our teams.
455
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,825
[cheers and applause]
456
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,498
- I believe you dropped this.
- shifu!
457
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,966
- winning is only one part
Of the competition, po.
458
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,403
- yeah, and the other part
Is losing.
459
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:22,642
- we showed you,
Jade palace losers!
460
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,977
- hmm. I changed my mind.
461
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,479
Ducks: oh...
462
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,916
- we won a box!
We won a--
463
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,518
Oh, right.
464
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,523
Sweet!
465
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,526
- that is a nice box.
466
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,661
- what were you thinking,
Shifu?
467
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,863
I would never
Try to replace you.
468
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,433
With age comes wisdom.
469
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,435
- I know, master chao.
470
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,538
I suppose I let my imagination
Run away with me.
471
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,440
But if you ever
Change your mind,
472
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,842
Just remember
Old warriors like me
473
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,945
Are a force
To be reckoned with.
474
00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,012
Ow!
475
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,081
All: ooh...
476
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,083
- has anyone
Seen my glasses?
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