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- wa-cha!
Hiyah!
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Male announcer:
And now
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Dreamworks'
Kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior *
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* blossom
And master the skills *
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* of bodacious
And awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley,
Something *
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* something, something,
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[gentle music]
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*
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- okay, so after I sneak up
Behind the gourd cart,
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You come around this way and--
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- I suppose I'm the "X."
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- uh, yeah.
- oh, I get it, yeah.
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Like "X"?
Like you're "X"-ing me out?
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Like I'm nothing? Hmm?
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- uh...
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- yeah, but you get
To be the circle:
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Round and full of importance.
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- I want to be a cube.
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- darn it, guys!
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They're just marks on a scroll.
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They don't mean anything!
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- I am an individual!
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- oh, my--are you--
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I jus--
Waa!
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I'm not going back
To working for my dad, okay?
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So once--just once--
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Let's pull off
A successful job.
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Gah!
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Every time we try
And rob someone,
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We get grabbed by po.
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That's why I spent
Three weeks perfecting
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This foolproof escape plan.
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[wind whooshes]
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[growling]
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And that--
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
[bones cracking]
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[stifled scream]
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That's it!
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[giggling]
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Here we go.
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'kay, if anyone tries
To grab you,
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You just pull the string,
Release the ballast,
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And let the wind whisk you off
To safety.
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Right? Huh?
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- like this?
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Aah!
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- okay.
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Nobody pull our strings
Until I say to.
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Got it?
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Attention, victims.
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We have come
For your valuables.
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- fung!
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- what? Already?
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We didn't even, like--
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Do you have, like,
Super sense?
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Crocs, pull your strings!
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Wrong strings.
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You're not even gonna fight?
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- he always hurts us.
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- sorry.
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- you guys are losers!
[helmet clanks]
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Losers! Losers! Losers!
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You are worthless!
- fung.
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- you stay out of this!
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You've been nothing
But a disappointment
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From the beginning!
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- you could be a little nicer
To your coworkers.
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- yeah!
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The penguin treats us
Better than you,
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And he's, like, our enemy.
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- I mean, I just think that--
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Wait.
Penguin?
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- oh. Oh, I see
What you're doing.
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You're trying to swipe
My gang.
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- I'm what?
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- sweet-talkin' 'em
And fillin' their heads
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With crazy ideas.
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- I don't even know--
I'm not--
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- po at least
Doesn't yell at us.
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- oh, yeah?
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Well, if you like him
So much,
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Then why don't you stay
With him?
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- maybe we will!
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- fine!
- fine!
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- fine!
- fine!
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- [sobs]
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You stole my gang!
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Happy now?
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- I don't even--
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- farewell!
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Dramatic exit!
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[screams]
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Aah!
Darn it!
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- man, where does he get
All that anger?
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- uh, have you met
His dad?
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- loser, loser,
Loser, loser!
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You're worthless.
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You've been nothing
But a disappointment
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From the beginning!
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- this is
Why I don't visit more, dad!
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- [growls]
[helmet clanks]
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- [growls]
[helmet clanks]
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Both: [growling]
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- no. I just--
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[sighs]
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Can I have
My old job back?
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- [grunts]
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- you're still
Mad at me
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Over what happened
To your mustache, aren't you?
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I said
I was sorry.
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- it was the only thing keeping
Your mother from leaving.
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- hey, mr. Tang.
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New teeth, mrs. Yoon?
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- ooh! So "Nishe" of you
To "No-tish," po.
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- howdy, mr. Wen.
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- [gasps]
[pot crashes]
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- oh. Hey, uh...
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You guys didn't
Actually steal anything,
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So, uh, you can go.
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- uh, actually,
We're your gang now.
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- you're my--
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No, wait.
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That was for reals?
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- yeah, it'll be fun.
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We follow you around,
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You tell us what to do.
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Then you yell at us.
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- and throw
Your helmet down.
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- yeah, you throw your helmet
Down and yell at us.
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- uh, I'm--I'm kind of
The opposite of a bandit.
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- but--but we can do
Other stuff.
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We could be a gang
Of non-bandit, um, uh...
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[sighs]
Fung was right.
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We are losers.
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We can't do anything
But steal.
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- and we don't even
Do that good.
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- come on, guys,
You're not losers.
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We'll find something
You're good at.
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I'll help you.
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- I love you, man!
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- oh!
- [stifled grunting]
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[pots clanking]
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- [grunts]
You want your job back?
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- not really, but--
[crash]
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- I'll have you know,
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That making
Terra cotta warriors
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Was once the most respected
Of all professions.
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Aw, but of course,
Back then,
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We could bring them
To life!
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Yep.
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Once, I was the greatest
Of the terra cotta craftsmen.
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Molded myself an army.
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I took what I wanted
And marched around
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With things on fire!
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[screaming]
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Ah,
Those were the days.
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I was on the verge
Of conquering china!
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Until shibai blew it.
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He was entrusted
With the secret formula
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For living clay.
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Then he lost it.
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It was all shibai's fault!
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I would have ruled...
- [mimicking bing]
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- all of china if it hadn't
Have been for shibai.
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It was my destiny!
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If only that idiot hadn't lost
The secret formula,
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If only--
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Ahh, loser!
Loser, loser, loser!
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- [sighs]
Look!
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[helmet clanks]
[groans]
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- are you talking back?
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- I, uh...
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- you want a job,
You say no.
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- no.
- good.
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Shovel out the cesspit.
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- hooh!
[splash]
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Man, how long has it been
Since this was cleaned?
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- since I used to make
My terra cotta warriors do it.
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[chortles]
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[splashing]
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Gah! Jerk!
Jerk, jerk, j--
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[clank]
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Huh.
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"Secret formula...
For living clay."
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[chuckles]
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Very funny, dad!
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This is a joke,
Right?
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Is it a joke?
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- okay, former bandits.
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We are gonna prove
That you can do honest work.
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[cheerful drumming]
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*
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Take it!
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[cacophonous music]
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[booing, jeering]
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- ooh!
[groans]
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[music and jeering continue]
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[shrill flute joins music]
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[crashing]
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[flute shrieks]
[booing]
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- you guys are horrible!
- gosh, what are you doing?
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- ah, it's horrible!
- yah!
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- we're not good magicians.
[booing continuing]
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- musicians.
You're musicians!
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- I don't think so!
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- stay out of this,
Mr. Tang!
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[liquid bubbling]
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- okay, "Mix red clay
And black clay..."
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[splash]
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"Ground gan cao root...
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"Powdered mica...
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And three drops of...
Blood"?
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Oh, that's just great.
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Oh.
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[click]
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Ha! Ow! Oh! Aah!
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[groans]
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[drip]
One drop.
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[drip]
Two drops.
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Come on, come on.
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[drip]
Three drops.
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Phew!
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[splashing]
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Okay, guy, uh...
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"Chung toh lai shun hoa."
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[crickets chirping]
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[sighs]
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[sighing]
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You know,
I knew it was a joke!
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[rumbling]
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[gulps]
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Whoo-hoo!
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I am back
In the bandit game, baby!
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I am back in the game!
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[shrill flute tooting]
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- all right, okay.
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So the band didn't really work,
So we're just--
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Would you stop that?
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- [toot]
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- okay, so the band didn't
Really work, guys.
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So here's plan "B."
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Shifu and the furious five
Are out of town.
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- so we can loot
The valley of peace while--
267
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,020
Oh, yeah.
268
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,087
Not doing that.
269
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,355
- no.
270
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,758
Especially not now
That I'm making you...
271
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:01,862
The emergency backup
Furious five!
272
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:06,900
- could we be
The junior panda squad instead?
273
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,169
- fine, that--great.
274
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,470
- [slurping]
- wall eye!
275
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,241
- but it's more yummier
This way.
276
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,209
[toot]
277
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,313
- [slurps]
278
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,853
[booming footfall]
279
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,420
[screaming]
280
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,389
- what--
What do you want?
281
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:34,127
[bag of coins jingles]
282
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,763
- [chortles]
283
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,464
- okay, stop right--
284
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:40,367
Ooh.
285
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,504
- wha--?
286
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,107
- [screams]
287
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,508
- [grunts]
288
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,110
Gah! Ow!
289
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,245
Oh! What are you?
290
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,147
- it's one
Of those terra cotta warriors,
291
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,315
Like fung used to make.
292
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,786
- terra cotta warriors
Can't move.
293
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,822
[groans]
294
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,257
Junior panda squad,
Assemble!
295
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,528
[grunts, groans]
296
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:14,067
- [grunting]
- [grunting, groaning]
297
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:19,006
[slo-mo groaning, cracking]
298
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,841
[grunts]
299
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,175
Oh!
300
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,276
What are you doing?
301
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,845
I said, "Assemble"!
302
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:25,913
- we are assembled.
303
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,547
We're assembled over here.
304
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,250
- you assembled
In the wrong spot.
305
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,351
- but I need you to--
306
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,419
[groans]
307
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,821
- [laughs]
308
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,389
Awesome.
[snaps]
309
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,295
[moaning]
Ow, ow.
310
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,263
What the heck just happened?
311
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,266
- you just got
Your butt kicked by pottery.
312
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,501
- we saw.
313
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,437
- ha, ha!
What a team, right?
314
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:54,274
[laughs]
Good times, huh?
315
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,843
'cause we're...
[laughs nervously]
316
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,878
Enjoying our victory,
Right?
317
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,847
[laughs nervously]
318
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:03,350
[birds chirping]
319
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,352
[bag of coins jingles]
320
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,220
[birds chirping]
321
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,488
[groans]
322
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:13,293
I don't miss
My old gang one...Bit.
323
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:18,065
Right?
324
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,934
Come on.
[sighs]
325
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,073
- ah, where you been,
Loser?
326
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,041
Did you do this?
[rumbling]
327
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:31,144
Can't I leave you alone
For one...
328
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,880
Whoa.
329
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,515
- yeah.
Know that secret formula thing?
330
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:36,549
Found it!
331
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,351
So who's the loser now,
Huh, dad?
332
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,588
Who's the loser now?
333
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,424
Uh, not me,
Is what I was getting at.
334
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,394
- do you realize
What we can do with this?
335
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,096
- gah! Yeah!
336
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,097
We can steal--
337
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:54,067
- at last,
I can conquer china!
338
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,269
Get away from my soldier!
[crash]
339
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,905
- get away? Your?
340
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,940
Wait. What?
341
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,442
[pottery shatters]
I don't want to conquer china.
342
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,611
I just want to be
A bandit leader.
343
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,913
- hmm?
344
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,948
Ahh, darn it, fung!
[helmet clanks]
345
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,118
I've been waiting 30 years
For this chance.
346
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,585
Now are you gonna help me,
347
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:17,457
Or are you gonna be a bigger
Disappointment than ever?
348
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,559
- I'm gonna help you,
Dad.
349
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,128
- that's right.
350
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,097
Now come on!
351
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,938
- [sighs] Guys--
- we let you down.
352
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,940
- no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
353
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,975
[chuckles]
All right, kinda.
354
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,978
- we don't fight good.
355
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,279
- that's it.
356
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:43,150
You guys need
A kung fu crash course!
357
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,952
- fantastic!
- [groaning]
358
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,653
- look at these babies, huh?
359
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,956
Nothing can stop us now!
360
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,958
- [groans]
361
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,625
How come we got
To keep using my blood?
362
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,227
- I'm an old man.
363
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,996
I need all the blood
I can get.
364
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,965
Now say the magic words,
365
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:02,469
And let's get this show
On the road.
366
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,305
- "Chung toh lai shun hoa."
367
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,982
- ha!
368
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,684
Now we can take over china!
369
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,686
- ugh, do we gotta?
370
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,721
- yes, and we'll start
371
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,457
With the valley of peace!
372
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:28,128
- so say we're walking along,
Just like this,
373
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,197
Nice day,
Everything's quiet, then--
374
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,033
Enemy attack!
Po needs backup!
375
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,369
All:
Yah!
376
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,374
- awesome!
377
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,443
Man, you guys
Are getting really good.
378
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,677
Great poses.
379
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,213
- [laughs]
Thanks.
380
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,714
I'm a fierce tiger.
381
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,049
- I'm a rock.
382
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,284
- okay,
Let's try it again.
383
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,619
We're walking along,
Nice day,
384
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,021
Nothing going on,
Then--
385
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,388
[crash]
386
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:59,726
[screaming]
387
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,028
- run away!
388
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,395
- [screams]
389
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,463
- enemy attack!
390
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,465
Po needs backup!
391
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,734
[screaming]
392
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,668
[sighs]
393
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,072
[screaming]
394
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,640
[sighs]
395
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,044
Okay.
Let's see what you got.
396
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,678
Ooh!
[groans]
397
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,648
Oh, I see.
398
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:30,423
- [panting]
399
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,491
Huh?
400
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:32,492
[screams]
401
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,427
Ya-ha-hoo!
402
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,763
Whoa!
[grunting]
403
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,433
[crashing]
404
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:45,172
- shouldn't we do
Some, like, thing?
405
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:48,441
[crashing]
- [groaning]
406
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,476
- yes!
407
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,743
Po believed in us
408
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,312
When we didn't even believe
In ourselves.
409
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,482
If we don't help him now,
We really are useless,
410
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,784
And he needs us
To believe in ourselves,
411
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,319
The way
He believed in us
412
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,520
When we didn't even believe
In ourselves
413
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,821
Like he did.
414
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,756
- wah!
- so what's it gonna be?
415
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,094
[crash]
416
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:11,598
- [groaning]
417
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:15,202
All:
Yah!
418
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,272
- let go!
Let go!
419
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,540
- yah!
- [chomping]
420
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,375
- good effort, guys!
421
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,511
[grunts]
Oof!
422
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,679
Good effort!
423
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,680
[kung fu shouts]
424
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,516
- po!
425
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,852
You having fun
With my stolen gang, panda?
426
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,555
- fung!
You're behind this?
427
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,490
[kung fu shouts]
428
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,627
- impressed?
- uh, kinda, yeah.
429
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,529
[screaming]
430
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,397
- so you're, like,
With po now, huh?
431
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,699
That's cool.
It's, like, okay.
432
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,469
Really, though?
No, fine.
433
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:53,206
Obviously, I've got
A totally way better gang now
434
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,242
Of giant clay things.
435
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,809
So, you know...
436
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,545
Whatevs.
437
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,679
- what are you doing?
438
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,847
Attack them.
439
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,149
Attack! Attack! Attack!
440
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,350
- [chomp]
441
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,518
- but the guys--
442
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:10,257
- I said, "Attack."
443
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,225
- yes, dad.
444
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,527
Warriors...
- hmm?
445
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:18,898
- attack.
- ahh!
446
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,867
[screaming]
447
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,439
- shakabooey! Wah!
448
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,275
There's too many.
449
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,442
You guys get out of here.
450
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,877
I'll hold 'em off
As long as I can.
451
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,514
- even the dragon warrior
Can't stop us!
452
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,717
We're gonna do it, son.
We're gonna rule china!
453
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,187
We can't lose!
454
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,654
[crashing]
455
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,525
[groaning]
456
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,200
[glass shattering]
457
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,667
[punching]
458
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,569
[glass shattering]
459
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:00,607
- warriors, stop!
460
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,475
- what?
What are you--
461
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,877
- can't do it, dad.
These guys are my friends.
462
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,780
- but we were gonna conquer--
- I don't wanna conquer china!
463
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,383
Seriously, how much work is it
To run a country?
464
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,884
It's, like, a ton,
I bet.
465
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,487
I just went along
Because...
466
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,723
I wanted you
To be proud of me.
467
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,826
- you want me
To be proud of you, son?
468
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,502
Then get out of my way!
- [groans]
469
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:33,440
- warriors, attack!
470
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,507
- warriors, stop!
471
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,508
- [grunts]
472
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,345
- warriors, attack.
473
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,913
- warriors, stop!
474
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,649
- attack!
- stop!
475
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,984
- attack!
- st--
476
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,888
- loser, loser, loser!
You are not gonna stop me.
477
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,990
I've been waiting 30 years
For this.
478
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,961
30 years since I lost
That secret formula!
479
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,363
- [gasps]
480
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,698
You lost the formula?
481
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,700
But I thought
That shibai guy--
482
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,935
- I made shibai up.
483
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,003
[crashing]
484
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,305
- what?
485
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,439
- uh, fung?
486
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,541
Aren't you gonna say "Stop"
Again?
487
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:09,709
- it was me.
488
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,811
I lost the formula.
489
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,646
I ruined everything.
490
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,516
I'm the biggest loser
Of all time.
491
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,487
And I've been taking it out
On you.
492
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,788
- [grunting]
493
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,723
There's got to be some way
I can stop these--
494
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,824
[screams]
495
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,026
[groaning]
496
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,528
- get it off me.
497
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,529
Get it off me!
498
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,731
- [gasps]
That's it!
499
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,666
- I guess
Calling you a loser
500
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,403
Made me feel
Like less of a loser myself.
501
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,737
[crashing]
502
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,005
But I'm proud of you, son.
503
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,341
I always have been.
504
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:45,044
I've just been too pigheaded
To say it.
505
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,746
- heh.
506
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,715
- [screams]
507
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,284
- [grunting]
Aha!
508
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,528
Hey, statue guys!
509
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,830
Time to face the music.
510
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,600
[shrill flute note]
511
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,868
[stops playing]
512
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,870
[higher note plays]
513
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:11,904
Gya!
514
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,905
[different shrill note]
515
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,907
[laughs nervously]
516
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,076
[higher note plays]
517
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,378
Uh-oh.
518
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,613
- like that.
519
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,681
[shrieking flute note]
520
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:26,486
[rumbling]
521
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,891
[flute note stops]
522
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:36,529
And that's the name
Of that tune.
523
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,064
- you helped the panda?
524
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,432
- yeah.
525
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,633
He was nice to us.
526
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,635
All you ever did
Was yell at us
527
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:43,836
And call us losers.
528
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,773
- oh, it's like calling
You guys losers
529
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,442
Made me feel
Like less of a loser myself.
530
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,443
Except not.
531
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,479
- see how that happens?
532
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,714
- gah!
- gah!
533
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,850
- gah!
- gah!
534
00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:00,820
- guys, I-I'm sorry.
535
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:01,954
I treated you lousy.
536
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,424
I was
A rotten bandit leader.
537
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,893
Can you forgive me?
538
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,895
- [scoffs]
539
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,997
- [whimpers]
540
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,135
[helmet clanks]
541
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,671
- okay.
[overlapping chatter]
542
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,440
- I missed you guys.
543
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,509
[overlapping chatter]
544
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,944
- oh, wow.
545
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,746
Um, po...
546
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,481
We were wondering
If it'd be okay
547
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,518
If we kind of, uh...
548
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,953
- went back
To being fung's gang?
549
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,655
- I guess.
550
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,790
But you know he's got
To go to prison, right?
551
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,058
- yeah,
We'll go with him.
552
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,159
I mean,
Let's face it,
553
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,529
We live there,
Like, 90% of the time.
554
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,896
[laughter]
555
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:47,700
[indistinct chatter]
556
00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:49,168
- you too, fella.
557
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,638
- dang.
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