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- wa-cha!
Hiya!
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- and now dreamworks'
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Kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something something alive
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Ooh! Aah! Ungh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- [whimpers]
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H-help!
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- you can't stay under there
Forever.
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- go away!
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Why am I always
Getting robbed?
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- [growls]
- howdy, fellas.
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Bring on the "Panda-monium"!
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- po!
- ow!
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- I wanted to talk first
This time.
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I had a line all worked out.
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Prepare to be fived!
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- "Prepare to be fived"?
Really?
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What does that even mean?
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- get them!
[both growling]
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- way to go, po.
Now monkey's gonna be all sulky.
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It's so annoying.
- [grunts]
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- you're one to talk.
- eeh!
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- will you clucking hens
Give it a rest?
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I'm trying to focus
On my work!
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- maybe you should focus on not
Shouting every time you talk.
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- ooh!
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- maybe if we all just take
A deep breath and--
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Both: stay out of it!
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- um, can we get back
To the issue here,
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The excellence of
"Bring on the 'panda-monium'"?
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It narrowly beat out,
"Welcome to the po-house."
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- maybe if you spent less time
Working on catchphrases...
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- ow! Ugh!
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- you could spend more time
Doing your own dishes.
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- uh, I do like 80%
Of the cooking at the--
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- yeah, and 90% of the eating.
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[all arguing, shouting]
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- stop!
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Who let those bandits
Get away?
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- [sputters]
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[all shouting]
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- how could you let your
Petty squabbles
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Get in the way of protecting
The valley of peace?
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[grunting]
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[punching, slapping]
- ooh, ow!
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Ooh, ooh, ow.
- [clears throat]
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[sighs]
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We've been under
A lot of stress lately.
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Perhaps we all need a break.
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So we're all going
To take a vacation.
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All: huh?
- together.
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- what?
- together?
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- you want us to spend
More time with each other?
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We're already
At each other's throats.
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- who can even find your throat
Beneath all that cheek fat?
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- this is not open
To discussion.
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[all grumbling]
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We are all going to...
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The secret museum of kung fu.
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- [squeals]
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I don't know what it is,
But I love it!
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- centuries ago,
Our country was in grave danger.
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Great kung fu masters
Were on the run,
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The forces of evil following
Closely on their heels.
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[growling]
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Desperate to keep china's
Most powerful weapons...
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[shimmering]
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And kung fu artifacts safe,
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The masters built a secret
Structure to hide them.
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[shimmering]
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Their work barely complete,
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The forces of evil
Closed in on them.
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The artifacts were saved.
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But sadly...
The great masters perished.
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Lost for centuries,
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There was only one key
To the secret museum,
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And one map to reveal
Its hidden location.
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And I bought both last week
From chow the root farmer.
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I've always wanted
To see the secret museum.
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Now we can!
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- oh-ho-oh-ho-oh!
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I've always wanted
To see it too!
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I just didn't know about it
Till now.
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It's like I've spent my whole
Life waiting for you to tell me
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About the secret museum
Of kung fu, so I could start
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Having wanted to see it
Forever!
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Aren't you excited?
All: no.
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- me too!
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- hmm.
It's important no one see
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A group of kung fu masters
Traveling to the museum.
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That might give away
Its location.
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- ooh, ooh, ooh!
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We can take
My dad's noodle-mobile
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And go in disguise!
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- a noodle-mobile?
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- that is
The dumbest idea you've--
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- excellent!
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It'll give me an excuse
To wear the false beard
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I won in that
Mahjong tournament.
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Perhaps it seems incongruous
With my usual temperament,
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But I'm excited!
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Road trip!
Start packing!
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- woo-hoo!
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- [growls]
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- be careful
With my noodle-mobile.
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- yeah!
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[all grumbling]
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[squeaking]
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- it's so...Solid.
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- you bet your unflattering
Moustache it is.
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Be careful with it.
It's one-of-a-kind.
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- master shifu,
We're all packed and loaded.
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- excellent!
I've got my disguise,
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And we're ready to go.
- dibs on the backseat!
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- I'm already in the backseat.
- but you didn't call dibs.
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- I'm sitting here.
That's automatic dibs.
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- there's no automatic dibs!
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- are too!
- are not!
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- are too!
- are not!
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- are too!
- are noooot!
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- don't make me
Come back there!
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Both: okay.
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[squeaking]
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- wait, how are we gonna
Get down the--
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[all screaming]
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All: ow! Oh! Ow!
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[all shouting]
- look out, dad!
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- oh!
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- a-a-are you crazy?
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You can't drive this thing
Down the stairs!
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- nothing to worry about,
Mr. Ping.
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Everything's under control.
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- ooh!
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[all shouting]
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[shouting stops]
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[shouting resumes]
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- I'm a good driver.
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- I spy with my little eye
Something...Green!
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- we're in the forest.
Everything is green!
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- give up?
It was a leaf.
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Okay, I spy
With my little eye something...
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- oh, boy.
- green!
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- okay, pick a tile.
Any tile.
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- not again, po.
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- come on, come on!
I just got a new
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"How to do magic tricks"
Mail-order scroll.
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- I said no!
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- okay,
The handcuffs escape, then.
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One, two, three.
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Behold!
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Uh, hang on a second.
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Behold!
Uh, behold.
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Behold...
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- great trick, po.
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- behold, behold, behold,
Behold, aah!
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Okay, can someone dig the key
Out of my back pocket?
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All: no!
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- there.
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The map to the secret museum
Of kung fu.
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Gather the others.
Once we have the map,
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The phantom crystal
Will be ours.
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No one will be safe
From us.
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No one!
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- magic tricks are an ancient--
- enough with the tricks, po.
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[all talking at once]
- I spy with my little eye...
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[all talking at once]
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- or is it "Nauseated"?
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- who thought this trip
Was a good idea?
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I'm done!
Slow death.
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[overlapping arguing]
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- hwah!
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Lin quay!
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- ha!
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- hyah!
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- hyah!
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- yow! Aah! Ooh!
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Ooh...Unh!
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Could you just reach around
And dig the key
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Out of my back pocket,
By any chance? I--
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You could've just said no.
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- [grunting]
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Ah!
- ooh! Hey!
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- would you--ooh!
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- ha! Wha!
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- huh? Whoa!
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Ooh! Look out.
- you look out.
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- hwah!
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Are you all fighting
The lin quay or each other?
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- huh--whoa--huh--
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- [speaking gibberish]
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- ooh.
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- [chuckles]
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- what was that about?
- I don't know.
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- why did they leave?
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We weren't exactly
Kicking their butts.
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- clearly,
I intimidated them.
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- yeah, the handcuffed
Chunky guy.
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- with all of your
Childish bickering,
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We were an easy target.
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Let's get moving.
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- great, I can't wait
To get home.
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- we're not going home.
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We are continuing
To the secret museum.
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Maybe it will remind you
Of how real kung fu masters
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Should behave.
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- what?
But with the lin quay around--
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- we'll take 'em out again.
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Or maybe they'll
Run away again.
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We can't turn back
When we're this close...Again!
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It was--shifu wants to--
Come on!
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[all groan]
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- do you think my dad will
Notice this damage to his cart?
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- there is that possibility.
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- so did the lin quay
Steal anything?
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- nothing of consequence.
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- at last, we have the location
Of the secret museum.
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It is...Blank.
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It's blank!
Ugh!
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We have to pick up
Their trail again.
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- and destroy them?
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- no. We'll follow them.
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I may not have gotten
The museum map,
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But I did get
The museum key.
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[all snicker]
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Stealth, everyone.
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They must not see
Or hear us
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Until they arrive
At the museum.
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Then we will destroy them!
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- nope, no sign
Of the lin quay.
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Hey, great trip, huh?
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I'm not saying
Top ten of all time,
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But...Right.
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How 'bout you guys?
Road triptastic or what?
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Oh, tigress.
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You've got something
In your ear.
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Ha ha!
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Oh, look, wait.
There's more!
259
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,978
Huh? Huh? And--
260
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,880
- you pull one more thing
Out of my ear,
261
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,147
And I will shove it
Into your--
262
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:58,051
- ugh! Ugh...
I'm cart sick.
263
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,287
- is this a trick to get me
To give up my seat?
264
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,155
- uh--
[vomits]
265
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,290
- eww, not a trick.
266
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,326
- did you say "Trick"?
267
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,261
- how did--
That was in my pocket.
268
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,964
- it's magic!
269
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,399
And now...
[crane vomits]
270
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,001
The handcuffs escape!
271
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,969
- po, we just got those
Off you.
272
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,338
- it's cool.
This time I got it.
273
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,107
Behold!
274
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:23,276
Uh...Behold, behold, behold,
Behold, behold, behold!
275
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,178
- I spy with my little eye--
276
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,914
- okay, I have had it!
277
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,349
I didn't need a vacation
From the jade palace.
278
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,019
I needed a vacation
From all of you!
279
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:34,487
- oh, really?
'cause it's so much fun for us
280
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,157
To hang out with a tiger
With zero warmth,
281
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,491
And even less charm!
282
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,293
- preach, brother, preach!
283
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,294
- don't gang up on tigress.
284
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,163
You guys are being
So immature.
285
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,432
- I don't need your help,
Mary sunshine.
286
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,001
- yeah, drop the nice snake
Routine, it's so fake.
287
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,470
- stop it! I can't listen
To you squabbling
288
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,271
For another minute.
289
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,140
I tried to bring you all
Together,
290
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,108
And you do nothing
But fight like children!
291
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,111
Well, I'd like to know...
292
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,213
Why we're still moving.
293
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,284
Bad.
294
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:07,520
[all shouting]
295
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,060
- hyah!
296
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,597
Aah!
[grunts]
297
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,467
[grunting]
298
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,370
Yaah!
[all shouting]
299
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:30,410
[pained grunts]
300
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,957
[crash]
301
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,397
- well, that's that.
302
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,365
Now can we go home?
303
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,903
- go home?
We've got a museum to find.
304
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:59,239
- he's right, po.
It's over.
305
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,473
- you too?
306
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,175
Don't say that.
307
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,911
Just because the cart is
A little obliterated
308
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,178
Doesn't mean--
309
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,347
- no one knows
Where the museum is,
310
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,482
Including me.
311
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,518
- but you had a map.
312
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,920
- no, I didn't.
313
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,022
The real map was lost
Centuries ago.
314
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,025
- what? Huh?
Then--then why?
315
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,093
- I thought the journey
Would help you bond.
316
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,528
But since you don't want
To be a team,
317
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,064
There's nothing I can do.
318
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,199
You're all on your own.
319
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,101
- shifu, wait.
- no.
320
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:32,272
I would prefer
To be alone.
321
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,541
- guys, we gotta
Go after him.
322
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,943
- let him go, po.
323
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:37,544
I think we'd all prefer
To be alone.
324
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,981
- hey, come on, guys!
We're a team.
325
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,150
And teams stick together.
326
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:46,153
[sighs]
327
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,088
Some vacation.
328
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,337
- huh?
329
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,273
[gasps]
330
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,976
It--it can't be.
331
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,283
It can't be.
332
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,155
It is!
333
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,392
I found it.
I found the secret museum.
334
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:30,363
There should be...
335
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:34,034
Yes, the keyhole.
336
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,369
- looking for this?
337
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:40,407
[growls]
338
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,075
- what is "Dibs" anyway?
339
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,377
Does anyone know
What "Dibs" is?
340
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,713
- [growling]
341
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,348
- what's wrong with "I spy"?
342
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:52,019
Everybody loves "I spy."
- [growling]
343
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:55,722
- that was incredibly
Unprofessional.
344
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,058
- did I get a single word
Of sympathy when I was sick?
345
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,259
No.
346
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,394
- who thought this trip
Was a good idea?
347
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,063
- [growling]
348
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,366
- you came back!
Waa!
349
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:10,237
Hey!
You're...Not...Shifu.
350
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,276
[groans]
What?
351
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,346
I was--I--
Oh, man!
352
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,449
These cuffs must be
From the advanced magic kit.
353
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,251
[grunts]
354
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,390
Hey--hey!
We found the museum!
355
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,358
- [groans]
356
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,261
[clatter]
357
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,300
- or they found
The museum.
358
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,171
- [growls]
- [growls]
359
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,075
- there!
The phantom crystal!
360
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,111
- uh, guessing we don't
Want them to have that.
361
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,219
- [growls]
362
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:06,359
[laughs]
363
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,696
[all gasp]
364
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,335
With the phantom crystal,
No walls can stop me.
365
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,204
No weapon can harm me.
366
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,473
All the riches of the world
Will be mine!
367
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,476
And we'll start by looting
The valley of peace,
368
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,779
After which, we'll burn it
To the ground.
369
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,850
And to make sure everyone knows
Who's in charge now,
370
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,186
We'll burn shifu with it.
371
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,422
- you can't!
- [laughs]
372
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,824
Oh, but I can,
Dragon warrior.
373
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,127
But he's the lucky one.
374
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,330
His end will be quick,
Unlike yours.
375
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,265
[laughs]
376
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,668
- ooh!
377
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,437
- I hope you like
The museum,
378
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:53,706
Because you're all going
To be permanent exhibits!
379
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,646
[rumbling]
380
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,514
[all straining]
381
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,450
- oh!
382
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,690
- if you're lucky,
Maybe in a few years
383
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:15,395
You'll be mummies.
[laughs]
384
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,500
- worst vacation ever.
385
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,536
[shackles rattling]
386
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,671
- who wants to see
A magic trick?
387
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:25,905
- no one!
388
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,176
No one wants to see
A magic trick!
389
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,711
No one wanted to go
On this stupid vacation
390
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,513
In the first place!
391
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,382
- wow, you know
Things are bad
392
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,484
When miss goody no-shoes
Loses her cool.
393
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:42,389
[all arguing at once]
394
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,460
- guys? Hey!
395
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:50,397
Behold!
396
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,701
Listen up.
397
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,536
We can split up again,
If you want.
398
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,505
But none of us can take on
The lin quay
399
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,440
And rescue shifu alone.
400
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,843
So we could work as a team
To save shifu,
401
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512
Who, by the way,
Wouldn't be in trouble
402
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,448
If we hadn't all been acting
Like selfish jerks.
403
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,559
- I'm in.
- me too.
404
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,328
- go, team!
- awesome!
405
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,396
Now, come on.
We can get out of here
406
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,565
If we just use our heads.
407
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,434
Ow!
408
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,236
- how was that
For "Panda-monium"?
409
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,438
- let's go.
We've gotta save shifu.
410
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,574
Oh, and guys...
411
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,745
- yeah, we're all sorry too.
412
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:45,252
- [groans]
I've been fived.
413
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,920
- ooh! Whoa!
414
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,294
- this thing is amazing.
415
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,828
- it does look
Pretty cool.
416
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,701
- huh?
[growls]
417
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,838
Destroy them!
418
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:11,311
[all grunting]
419
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,439
[martial arts cries, shouts]
420
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,543
- ha!
421
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,544
Wata!
422
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,713
[both grunt]
423
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,753
[grunts]
Ooh!
424
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,662
- [laughs]
- quit it!
425
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,064
Buddy, we are never gonna have
A fair fight like this.
426
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,866
- good.
427
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,035
- ow! Cut it out.
428
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,504
- what are you going
To do, panda?
429
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,540
You can't touch me.
430
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,576
[martial arts cries, shouts]
431
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,897
[laughs]
432
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,700
Time to end you,
Dragon warrior,
433
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,702
Once and for all!
434
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,771
- po!
435
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,674
- aah!
436
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:53,012
- no!
- [grunts]
437
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,014
- any parting words?
438
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,717
- yes.
439
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,686
Behold!
[laughs]
440
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,488
- what?
441
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:10,430
- get...Ready...
- [grunts]
442
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,731
- for...
- ow!
443
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,466
[groans]
444
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,601
- oh, man!
445
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,769
I didn't get
To the "Panda-monium."
446
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,605
- nice one.
- good job.
447
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,508
- ha ha. You guys totally
Thought I was dying, didn't you?
448
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:25,445
Best trick ever.
449
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,813
Now, pick a tile.
Any tile.
450
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,648
[all groan]
- no.
451
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:35,154
- so you see, working together,
There's nothing we can't do.
452
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,823
- absolutely.
453
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,691
All in all,
That was a pretty good trip.
454
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:39,759
- yes.
- definitely.
455
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:40,760
- worth a million yuan.
456
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:44,163
- and we should never
Ever, ever do it again.
457
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,598
- yes.
- definitely.
458
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,666
- not for a million yuan.
459
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,935
- now you sound
Like a team.
460
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,738
- [lighting humming]
Oh!
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