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- wa-cha!
Hiya!
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Male announcer: and now,
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
Sweet!
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[traditional chinese music]
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*
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- I need
Your full attention.
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The iron samara
Is a move
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That requires focus
And concentration.
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So if you don't want
To get hurt, pay attention.
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Crane.
Po.
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- be right with ya,
Stepped on a dumpling.
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[slurping]
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- [sighs] You two
Will go last.
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[neck cracking]
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- very good.
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Excellent.
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- [sighs]
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- [grunting]
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Ooh, no--
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Ouch!
[grunting, groaning]
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- crane, if you'd
Done that in combat,
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Someone could have
Gotten hurt!
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- [distant]
Someone did!
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- someone
Always gets hurt.
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Kung fu isn't safe.
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It's just like my--
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Like someone said.
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I have to go.
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- what? Where?
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- [grunting]
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- I'm resigning
From the furious five.
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- ow!
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- good-bye, everyone.
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Forever.
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- what's--
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Did he just--
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Crane!
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Hello.
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- [sighs]
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- why do you want to leave
The furious five, buddy?
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- I don't want
To talk about it.
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- come on,
You can tell me.
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- I said no.
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- [inhales deeply]
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Tell me.
- no.
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- tell me.
- no.
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- tell me.
- no.
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- tell me.
- no.
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- tell me.
- no.
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- tell me.
- no--no!
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- [gulping]
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I could do this
Forever.
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Is this how you want to spend
The rest of your life?
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- [sighing]
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It's my mother.
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She's always been
Kind of overprotective.
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She made me wear
A full suit of armor
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Till I was
Six years old.
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I wasn't allowed to run or play,
And she tied pillows
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To all the sharp corners
In the house.
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She just didn't believe
I could take care of myself.
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But one day,
I snuck out and went to...
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A kung fu class.
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It was amazing.
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I knew right then
It was
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What I wanted to do
With my life.
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Of course,
The class may have been
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A wee bit advanced
For me.
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[crashes, glass breaking]
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I don't know
How my mom found out,
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But ever since then,
She's hated kung fu.
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The slightest hint
Of it gives her
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Dangerous
Heart palpitations.
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So I had to promise
I would never, ever, ever
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Have anything to do
With kung fu.
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- whoa.
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- po, my mom
Has a weak heart.
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If she knew
I was a kung fu master,
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It would kill her.
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- are you sure
She doesn't know?
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- yes,
'cause she's not dead!
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In my letters, I've been
Telling her that I-I--
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[sighing]
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Manage an inn.
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It's what she
Always wanted.
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- not, like,
You own an inn?
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Or you own
A bunch of inns,
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Or you invented inns?
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- no.
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Mother believes in
Keeping her expectations low.
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Anyway, I figured
I could get away with it
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'cause she hates
Traveling.
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So I thought she'd never
Come to visit.
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And now she's coming
To visit!
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- huh?
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- oh, po.
What am I gonna do?
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- got it!
You don't have to quit.
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We'll just pretend
You're an inn manager.
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How long
Is she staying?
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- just for the day.
But it gets worse.
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I told her my inn
Is the jade palace.
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And that you and the five
Work for me.
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And that shifu is a poor,
Underprivileged simpleton
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Who cleans the toilets!
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- what?
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- * yoo-hoo!
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* son!
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- aah!
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- just keep her busy.
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Go.
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- * where are you?
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Oh, my baby!
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[laughing]
Let me look at you.
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- [grunts]
- stand up straight.
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Oh.
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- [giggling]
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Mom.
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- what is that,
Straw?
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- mom--
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- you need protection.
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You've always had
Such a very fragile skull.
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I think I have
Some shin guards in here.
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- my shins are fine.
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- listen, it's not
Your fault
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You're weak and delicate
And brittle like your father,
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Rest his soul.
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[screams]
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Watch where
You're going!
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You nearly
Took my son's head off.
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Oh, it's a good thing
I'm here to look out for you.
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So let's see
This inn of yours.
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- oh, uh,
How about lunch first?
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- okay.
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Open wide.
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[gulping, gurgling]
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- mom! I'm not a baby
Anymore.
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- [gulping]
Oh.
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So suddenly someone's too good
To eat regurgitated food
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Out of his mother's mouth?
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- oh, mom.
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- [gurgling]
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- the lin kuei.
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- [growling]
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- get down!
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- [gasps]
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[all growling]
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- [grunts]
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- hey, guys--
Wahh!
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- [growling]
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- [grunting]
Do-over?
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You guys can't be fighting
In here.
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I gotta turn this place
Into an inn.
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Wa-yah!
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Whoa. You're fast.
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But flimsy.
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[groaning]
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Seriously,
Family emergency.
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You guys really
Need to leave.
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[growling]
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- who were they?
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- the lin kuei,
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A band
Of nomadic wolves.
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Thieves and assassins,
Trained from birth
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In the arts
Of stealth and combat.
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- cool.
What did they want?
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- I don't know,
But they'll be back.
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They don't give up
Easily.
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- well, since
We're gonna be around
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Guarding the jade palace
Anyway,
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We can all
Help out crane, too!
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'cause, uh...
[laughs]
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You'll never believe...
[laughs]
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What he told his mom.
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- he told her what?
[echoing]
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- did you really not hear me,
Or are you just surprised?
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- the second one.
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- you want us to pretend
That the jade palace is an inn?
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And we work here?
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- and I'm a--
A wh--
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- an underprivileged
Simpleton.
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- I won't do it.
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- huh?
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- I don't know, po.
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- does it have to be today?
- sounds like a pain.
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- well, either we do it
Or crane quits the furious five.
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Come on, guys.
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He needs us.
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- absolutely not.
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The jade palace
Is built on complete honesty.
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- what about when you made up
That "Challenge day" thing?
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Or when you told me
My kung fu would improve
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If I wore a bucket
On my head?
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- the first one was
To teach you a lesson.
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And the second one
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Was hilarious.
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- master shifu,
Crane's mother has a weak heart.
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If she finds out
The truth,
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It could kill her.
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- [sighs]
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- and over here, uh,
We have the tailor's shop.
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Uh, they do really
Excellent work there--
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- oh, when am I
Going to see your inn?
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- wha--oh, the inn,
Right.
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You know, the thi--
It's being cleaned,
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And, uh, I-I don't know
When it's gonna be done--
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- we're going there.
Right now!
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- what? Mom--
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No! Wait!
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Mom!
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No, no, no, no, no, no--
You can't go in.
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The floor could be wet.
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Uh, from mopping.
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Unsafe.
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- oh, that's nonsense.
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Hmm!
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- huh?
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- howdy, boss.
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- right this way,
Mrs. Crane.
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- ohh.
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Well, look at that.
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Oh! This place
Is wonderful!
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- afternoon, sir.
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- this must be
Your beautiful--
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- [screams]
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Oh, crane.
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I'm so very proud of you.
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Of course, I'd be proud of you
No matter what you did--
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As long as
It wasn't kung fu!
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[chuckling]
But that's ridiculous.
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[laughs]
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Because you're so frail.
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- I'm not really
That frail, mom.
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- oh, everybody is just
How you described them.
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[whispering]
Except, I thought you said
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The tiger was a girl.
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And you must be
Little shy-fu!
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[loud, deliberate]
Hello, shy-fu!
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I am crane's mommy.
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[whispering loudly]
Does he understand words?
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00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,427
He's so cute.
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00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,461
Look at him.
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00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,397
You just
Want to eat him up.
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00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:14,234
Would you like
Some bean paste?
265
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,404
- ooh.
266
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,940
You carry bean paste
With you?
267
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,843
Are you
Some kind of super-mom?
268
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,945
- I thought I better
Bring some.
269
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,147
Crane gets a little whiny
When his blood sugar's low.
270
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,883
- [whining]
I do not!
271
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,153
- ahh. A guy could get used
To a smell like that.
272
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,256
- oh,
You're all so nice.
273
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,026
Since you insist,
I'll stay one more day.
274
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,427
All: what?
275
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,295
- I, uh, I didn't--
Uh, that's not what I--
276
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,064
- no! You can't!
277
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,265
Where would you stay?
278
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,334
- here in the inn,
Of course.
279
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,203
I mean, it's an inn,
Isn't it?
280
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:53,173
All: [dejected]
Yes.
281
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,976
- well, take my bag.
282
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,212
[clears throat]
Take. Bag.
283
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,149
[low, droning]
Take. Bag.
284
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,188
So, where's my room?
285
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,556
- uh--
286
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,858
What are we gonna do?
287
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,192
We can't put her
In the barracks.
288
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,494
- but there's no beds
In the jade palace.
289
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,196
- there's one.
290
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,166
Uh, shifu's room.
291
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:26,907
Let me show you
To your room, ma'am.
292
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,042
- this way,
Little fellow.
293
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,212
Chop-chop.
294
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:36,249
- [chuckles uneasily]
295
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,952
Eh-uh...
296
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,254
- idiots!
297
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,890
A few kung fu masters
298
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,357
Should be no match
For you.
299
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,893
- it was the one
Who calls himself
300
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,527
The dragon warrior, sir.
301
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,896
He was just too strong.
302
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,970
- too strong for you,
Maybe.
303
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,606
But not too strong
For heilang!
304
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,344
- this is where
The shadow crowns are kept.
305
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,547
Whoever wears these crowns
Will become invisible.
306
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,150
They were once the source
Of the lin kuei's power,
307
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,986
But they were stolen from us
Centuries ago.
308
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,054
- wahh!
[grunts]
309
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,556
I will have them back.
310
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,226
With them,
We will be unseen.
311
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,528
And unbeatable.
312
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,032
And we will have our vengeance
Against those who stole them.
313
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,534
[laughing triumphantly]
314
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,471
- oh, this place
Is wonderful.
315
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,539
Thank you, son.
316
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,407
This is lovely,
Just lovely.
317
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,976
- great.
Well, if you need anything,
318
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,678
Just let me know.
319
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,547
- [chuckles]
I'm just, uh,
320
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,950
Making sure the beans
Are still
321
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,385
Uh, pasty.
322
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,087
- okay.
Good night, mom.
323
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,588
- good night, son.
324
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,262
- [sighs]
325
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,696
- whoa.
326
00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,267
- and where's the simpleton
Supposed to sleep?
327
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,501
- you can bunk with me.
328
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,702
We'll tell ghost stories.
329
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,504
- I'm not bunking
With anyone.
330
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,106
I'm taking your room.
331
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,241
No, I'm taking
Crane's room.
332
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,544
It's cleaner.
333
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,383
- [sniffles]
334
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,051
[coughs]
335
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,988
Water.
336
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,690
- [snoring softly]
337
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:27,360
- aww, he's all
Tuckered out.
338
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,997
My poor, feeble baby.
339
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,999
Well, I'll just
Find some water myself.
340
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,604
Agh. That pool should really
Have a fence around it.
341
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,417
- [growling]
342
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,022
- ahem.
343
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,325
[all growling]
344
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,028
Oh, you must be
The night porters.
345
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,264
- yes?
346
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,665
- I'm thirsty.
347
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,634
Water.
My room.
348
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,102
- um...
349
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,104
Yes?
350
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,506
Uh, would you mind
Staying right there
351
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,410
With the light
For one moment?
352
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678
Thank you, ma'am.
353
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,349
We'll bring that water
To your room right away.
354
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,452
- well,
See that you do.
355
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,258
- [chuckling]
356
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,060
[laughing triumphantly]
357
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,297
- huh? Wha--
358
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,731
Mom, why are you up?
359
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,732
- don't worry.
360
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,435
That nice wolf is going
To bring me some water.
361
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,571
- oh, nice wolf.
That's good.
362
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,272
[gasps]
363
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,242
- did you guys
Hear something?
364
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,543
- I think
The lin kuei are back.
365
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,578
- you're right.
366
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,450
- they've stolen
The shadow crowns.
367
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,452
- excellent deduction.
- [grunts]
368
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,753
- hello?
369
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,554
Where's my water--
370
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,094
- get out!
We're under attack!
371
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,295
- crane--crane!
372
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,497
Ohh, my heart!
373
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,398
- it--uh,
It's okay, mom!
374
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,100
Uh, I-I just, um--
375
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,503
- um, little shifu is playing
Kung fu master again!
376
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,570
- oh, right!
377
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,806
And, uh,
We should play along.
378
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,375
So as not to tax
His simple mind.
379
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,481
- rahh!
380
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,749
Look! I'm, uh,
381
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,619
Pretending to hit the bad guy.
- [grunting]
382
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,754
- hit, hit--
- [grunting] Stop that--
383
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,124
- now he's, uh--
[grunting] Kicking me--
384
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,692
In the tenders!
Ow, ow, ow--
385
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,493
- oh!
386
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,597
- idiots!
387
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,732
Don't use
Your chain hammers,
388
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,600
They give away
Your position!
389
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,769
- who said that?
390
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,672
- oh, it was, uh, me.
[laughs] Uh--
391
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,174
[mimicking heilang]
Not now, my minions!
392
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,343
We must show these,
Uh, inn employees
393
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,211
The error of their ways!
394
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,515
[grunts]
395
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:06,319
Pretend concussion--
396
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,587
- what's going on?
397
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,524
- shifu's pretending
To fight invisible bad guys
398
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,360
And we're playing along.
399
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,427
- uh--wait,
What?
400
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,338
- iron samara!
401
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,843
[grunts]
402
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:31,711
Missed.
403
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,417
- this doesn't look so...
404
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,186
Uh, pretend.
405
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,587
- [grunting]
406
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,322
- you must be
The dragon warrior.
407
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,790
- and you must be
408
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,692
Not a fan
Of brushing your teeth.
409
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,827
Ugh--seriously, what's
The point of being invisible
410
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,729
If I can find you
By smell?
411
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,733
[grunts]
412
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,372
- so,
413
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,841
No one left
But the birds.
414
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,875
- son!
415
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,712
Is this
Really happening?
416
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,879
- yes.
417
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,215
- [choked scream]
418
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,220
- and I suggest you tell
Your son to surrender.
419
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,687
- [grunting]
420
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,755
- mom!
421
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,590
Let go of her!
422
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,891
- [laughs]
423
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,361
Or what?
424
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,930
You can't fight
What you can't see!
425
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,432
- huh?
426
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,466
[rapid heartbeat]
Ohh...
427
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,235
- uh...
428
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,675
But you can fight
What you can see!
429
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,747
[grunts]
430
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,821
- chain hammers!
431
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,975
- get out.
432
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,911
- [laughs]
433
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,647
I just defeated
Your dragon warrior.
434
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,783
Why would you think
You can beat me?
435
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,387
- because nobody's
Mean to my mommy!
436
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,859
- [grunts loudly]
437
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,452
- crane! You--
438
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,521
You're a kung fu master!
439
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,988
- I'm sorry!
I couldn't tell you!
440
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,990
I'm sorry! I'll never
Do kung fu again, ever!
441
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,328
Ever! I promise!
442
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,495
- nonsense!
443
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,631
You were incredible!
444
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,898
And...
445
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,867
You saved my life.
446
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,904
- so you're not having
A heart attack?
447
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,873
- what, this?
448
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,875
This is pride.
449
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,511
- but you said you never
Wanted me to do kung fu.
450
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,012
- because I thought
You'd get hurt.
451
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,648
But look at you.
452
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,717
Who knew you were gonna
Get so good?
453
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,421
For so many years I thought
You were weak and fragile.
454
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,758
Can you ever forgive me?
455
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,527
- of course, mom.
456
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,003
- thank you all
For making me feel so welcome.
457
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,438
- take care.
- great to meet you.
458
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,573
- have a safe trip.
- come again!
459
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,044
- good-bye,
Crane's mom.
460
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,414
- it was so kind of you
To visit us, ma'am.
461
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,048
[kiss]
- aww.
462
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,952
[loud, deliberate]
Thank you, little shy-fu!
463
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,523
Good-bye, son.
464
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,691
Come visit me.
465
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,725
- I will.
466
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,759
Good-bye, mom.
467
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,065
- well, that
Could have been worse.
468
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,568
Sort of.
469
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:19,472
- master shifu, I am sorry
Things got so out of control.
470
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:23,776
If it's okay, I'd like
To un-quit the furious five.
471
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,944
- very well.
472
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,779
- let that be
A lesson to you, crane.
473
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,949
[scoffing] Honesty
Is always the best policy.
474
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,552
- wasn't pretending
The jade palace was an inn
475
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,654
Your brilliant idea,
Po?
476
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,888
- [chuckling] Well,
I don't know if it was
477
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,890
A brilliant idea.
478
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,759
Cunning maybe,
But I dunno...
479
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,093
- good,
You'll have plenty of time
480
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:44,063
To figure it out
While you two run up and down
481
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,799
The jade palace stairs
100 times as punishment.
482
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,437
- not a brilliant idea.
483
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,440
- definitely not.
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