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- [grunting]
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Aah! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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Ooh! Agh! Ungh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- monkey in the middle.
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- hiya!
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[grunting]
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Crane. Mantis. Feet.
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Viper.
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Po, finish him.
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P-po?
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- all right, yes.
Right this way.
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Good, good.
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Stay in single file.
Single file now.
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- sign mine "To yang,
My bestest buddy ever."
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- you got it, bestest buddy.
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"Never give up."
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- po.
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- hang on.
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Just signing some autographs
For my panda pals.
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- [chuckles]
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- oof!
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- oof!
- hey!
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- I win.
Thanks, po.
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- you're welcome for whatever.
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"Master po says,
'go, go, go.'"
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That's a good one.
Don't you thi--
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[clears throat]
Who's next?
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- my name is kweng.
I am looking for--
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- yeah. The "Master" is signing
Autographs over there.
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- ah!
- ungh!
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- hey!
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- then this is for you.
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- cool.
I got something for you too.
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It's called a line.
As in, "Get at the end of it."
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Go on.
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If you want to be
One of my panda pals,
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You gotta learn
Some panda politeness.
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- thanks, po.
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- I got your back, sister.
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"Battle on!"
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- "Panda pals forever."
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[giggles, squeals]
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- [groans]
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- see, that wasn't so bad,
Was it?
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"Always keep fighting.
Never surrender.
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Signed, the dragon warrior."
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There you are,
You lucky boy.
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- this humble messenger
Thanks you.
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- okay, "Humble messenger."
Whatever.
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Okay.
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You guys want to quit
Dilly-dallying
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So we can get back
To training?
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- sure.
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How 'bout we play
Panda in the middle?
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- [gulps]
Um...
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- stop what you're doing.
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- you heard him.
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- warlord cheen-gwan
And warlord can-shoo
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Have declared war against
One another's clans.
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- what?
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- is that so surprising?
I mean, "Warlords," right?
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They got "War"
Right in their names, so--
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Ow!
- this is serious, panda.
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If an armed conflict breaks out,
It would be catastrophic.
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- ow.
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- a draft of a peace treaty
Has been dispatched to me
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Via messenger
From the kung fu express.
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- messenger?
Like a humble messenger?
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- yes, most likely a goat.
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I'm to peruse the treaty
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And make any changes
I deem necessary.
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One wrong word in that treaty
Could spark a conflict
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That plunges all of china
Into a thousand years of war.
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- [gasps]
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Uh, just out of curiosity,
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Would "Always keep fighting,
Never surrender" be wrong words?
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- yes, po.
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Those would be just about
The wrongest words imaginable.
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- well, it's good
That no one used them then.
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- continue your training.
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And keep an eye out
For that messenger.
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- [whimpering]
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[chuckles]
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I'm just gonna--
I got this, uh--
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There's this thing that I--
Bye!
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- oh, mr. Celebrity
Is gonna ditch?
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I don't think so.
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- oh!
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[distant grunt]
Huh?
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What?
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Hmm.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Ee-ha-ooh-yah!
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- are you going
On an epic quest?
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- a-a dangerous adventure?
- an early lunch?
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- no, no, no, no, no.
I'm looking for a messenger.
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He's about this big,
Has curly horn thingies.
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- you mean mr. Impatient?
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- yes, I didn't know
He was a messenger.
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I just thought
He was another fan.
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No offense.
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Love my fans.
You're the best.
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Aah! Where the heck am I?
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Huh?
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Aha! Gotcha.
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Aah!
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- you are going to train today,
Mr. Big shot.
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And I'm not listening
To any excuses.
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- okay, okay.
But listen to my excuse first.
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And that's
When you tackled me
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And said you wouldn't listen
To any excuses
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And I said listen to my excuse,
Which this is.
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- you wrote
"Always keep fighting"
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On a peace treaty?
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- I have more excuses
If you want.
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- it's true.
- he has lots.
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- uh-huh.
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- we have to get the others
And master shifu.
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This is big.
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- no, no, no!
It's not big yet.
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And we can keep it not big
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If we just catch
That little dude
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And get the message back.
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Please, please, please?
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Hey, you're the one who sent him
Over to me for an autograph.
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- well--but I--
He seemed--
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Wait a second.
So now this is my fault?
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- don't beat yourself up.
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The dragon warrior is on it.
Let's go.
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There. Little dude.
Curly horn thingies.
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- hey!
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- let me do the talking.
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Sometimes you're
Kind of scary.
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[chuckles]
Now, for example.
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Hi there.
Uh, kweng?
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Kweng.
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That sounds kind of funny
When I say it out loud.
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Kweng. Kweng.
Kweng, kweng, kweng.
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Sounds like a duck with a--
Anyway.
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I'm po.
Remember, the dragon warrior?
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I just signed your thing.
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And I sort of need it back.
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- no.
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- great, I was afraid
You were gonna--
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What? "No"?
But it was a mistake.
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- sir, be reasonable.
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If you deliver that scroll,
It will start a war.
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- that is not my concern.
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A message sent
Must be delivered.
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- but--
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- no unauthorized handling.
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Sorry, little dude.
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Official dragon
Warrior business.
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- [grunts]
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[shouts]
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No unauthorized handling.
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- [shouting]
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- you go to a special
Messenger school or something?
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- no unauthorized handling.
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- whoa, who the heck
Is that guy?
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- we know.
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- panda pals to the rescue.
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- could we be the junior
Panda squad instead?
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Sounds more intimidating.
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- sure, sure, you got it.
Just tell me what you know.
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- [gasps]
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Not so very long ago,
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There lived an unstoppable
Magical warrior
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With unstoppable skills.
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- his name was master kweng
The unstoppable,
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And all the people knew...
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He was unstoppable.
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- for the betterment of all,
Master kweng used his skills
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To deliver urgent messages
And important documents
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All over china.
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- hiya!
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- master kweng leads
An army of kung fu masters,
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Delivering anything anywhere,
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Known as the kung fu express.
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- and if that isn't
Cool enough for you...
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- he drives a blimp.
A blimp!
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- no, no, no, no, no.
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See, our guy's on foot.
No blimp.
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So it can't be the same--
[blimp whirring]
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[whimpers]
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- don't worry!
I've got your back!
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Panda pals forever!
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- well, I vote we get shifu
And the others.
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And this time
You won't talk me out of it.
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- there's no time.
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- really?
'cause I was kind of--
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[screams]
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Oof!
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- [grunting]
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Whoa!
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- you guys get back
To the village.
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I gotta--
Aah!
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Fly!
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Oh, no!
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- whoa, whoa!
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- whoa!
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- [gasps]
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- [screaming]
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[gasps]
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- [screams]
- [grunts]
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Huh? Whoa!
- whoa!
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- I'm slipping!
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Ah!
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- master kweng.
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- there will be
No unauthorized handling.
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A message sent
Must be delivered.
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- we'll get to your message
In a minute.
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00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,998
Right now we've got
A kid on board,
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And it's a tad
"Periloshus."
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- the child...
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Is not my concern.
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[all shouting]
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- [grunts]
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[all screaming]
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- whoa!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ah!
[grunts]
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- no unauthorized handling!
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[all screaming]
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Hmph.
No unauthorized handling.
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- [giggles]
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- I will never ever
Sign another autograph.
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Got it.
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- no unauthorized--
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- yeah!
Ooh!
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[air hissing]
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- [grumbles]
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- no!
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00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,838
I mean, yes!
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All part of my plan.
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[grunting]
Give it here.
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Uh-oh.
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00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,117
- does this plan of yours
Have any other parts?
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- um, crashing.
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[all screaming]
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00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,033
- if I do not like
This peace treaty,
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There will be a war
On you and all your clan.
265
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,941
- when the treaty arrives
By the mighty kung fu express,
266
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,111
We shall see if any words
Are not to my liking,
267
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,447
And if not,
You and your clan will pay.
268
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,917
- graaa!
- graaa!
269
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,919
All: graaa! Graaa!
270
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,622
Graaa! Graaa! Graaa!
271
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,932
- [coughs]
272
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,599
What--
What is this place?
273
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,071
- huh?
274
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,950
It doesn't matter.
'cause who got the scroll?
275
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,651
Who got the scroll?
Who got the scroll?
276
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,953
That's right, baby.
277
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,456
Panda got the scroll.
278
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,959
- [growls]
279
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,226
- hey, buddy.
Don't feel bad.
280
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,628
You were up against
Two kung fu masters here.
281
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,500
Hmm? Hmm?
282
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,480
- no unauthorized handling!
283
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,648
All: no unauthorized handling!
284
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,251
No unauthorized handling!
285
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,289
No unauthorized handling!
No unauthorized handling!
286
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,524
No unauthorized handling!
287
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,993
- what the--
Where--
288
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,660
Who are they?
289
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,529
All: no unauthorized handling!
290
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:33,133
No unauthorized handling!
No unauthorized handling!
291
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,002
- maybe it does matter,
Because we're in
292
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,670
The kung fu express
Headquarters!
293
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,372
[gong rings]
294
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,640
[all shouting]
295
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,414
- panda and tiger guilty
Of unauthorized handling.
296
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,016
Check.
297
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,350
Prisoners will be delivered
To chor ghom prison.
298
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,019
Check.
299
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,757
Prisoners awake.
Noted.
300
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,161
Packages and inventory secure.
Damage to building assessed.
301
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,430
Repair crews dispatched.
Awaiting further orders.
302
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,432
- oh...
Mm-hmm.
303
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,567
- hmm.
304
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,171
- lam's okay.
305
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,073
But I don't see
The scroll anywhere.
306
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,707
- kweng has it.
Over there.
307
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:18,245
- where? What--
Which way did you point?
308
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,279
Oh, thanks.
309
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,049
Master kweng, stop!
310
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,655
- whoa!
311
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,723
[grunting]
312
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,292
- hiya!
313
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,394
- ow!
314
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,296
[grunting]
315
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,631
Aah!
316
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,808
Quit moving around so much.
My pants are riding up.
317
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,211
- I need something
To open this lock.
318
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,279
Aha!
319
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,114
- huh?
320
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,215
Hiya!
321
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,321
- no, no, no, no.
The other way.
322
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,291
Master kweng's
That-a-way!
323
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,159
Oh! Ooh!
324
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,460
- I am working on it!
325
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,380
- little faster, ty.
326
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,322
Ooh!
- ha!
327
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,289
- whoa!
328
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,132
[screams]
329
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,272
- huh?
330
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,540
- ungh!
331
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,474
- yes!
332
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,279
- ooh!
333
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,447
[whimpers]
334
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,381
Whoa! Whoa!
335
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,419
Yah!
Ha-ha!
336
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,755
Ooh!
[grunting]
337
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,167
Both: huh?
338
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,873
- okay, this could take
A while.
339
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,710
Is this it?
340
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,579
- try this one.
- that's not it either.
341
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,580
- what about this one over here?
- maybe this one over here.
342
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,681
- no, that's--
I already looked at that one.
343
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,849
- they all look the same.
344
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,485
- no unauthorized handling!
345
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,722
Stop them!
346
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,427
- whoa!
347
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,263
Just a sec.
348
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,399
Okay, you're good.
349
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,766
- no.
350
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,338
- I found it.
I've got it.
351
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,510
- yeah!
352
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,586
Scroll 'em and roll 'em.
353
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,654
- agreed.
354
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,658
[both growling]
355
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,664
Po!
- oh, sorry.
356
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,374
- very impressive,
Both of you.
357
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,909
I would welcome your skills
To my team any day.
358
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,511
- I've got a job.
359
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,747
- four weeks vacation
Per year.
360
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,449
- that's--
361
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,484
- [grumbles]
362
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,786
- I mean, no way, kweng.
363
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,658
Sorry, master kweng.
But there's a war at stake.
364
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,326
We can't let you
Deliver that scroll.
365
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,496
- oh, but I'm not
Delivering it.
366
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,699
Cheen-gwan and can-shoo
Are picking it up here.
367
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,502
- huh?
- huh?
368
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,337
Whoa!
- whoa!
369
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,797
- I received a note
Our package is here.
370
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,233
- I saw it first.
- I touched it first.
371
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,705
- a message sent
Must be delivered.
372
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,346
- we--
We failed.
373
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,714
- oh, man!
374
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,616
Welcome to a thousand years
Of war.
375
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,683
Thank you, me.
376
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,523
- check it out.
377
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,525
It's an autograph
From the dragon warrior.
378
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,360
I totally love that guy.
379
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,628
- me too!
380
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,397
Oh, my gosh,
He's, like, so awesome.
381
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,599
Both: huh?
382
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,569
- I guess we do have something
In common after all.
383
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,538
- yeah.
384
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,606
What are we feuding about,
Anyway?
385
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:19,912
- come to me, my brother!
- come to me, my brother!
386
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,748
- my brothers!
387
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,617
Whew! I'm glad this
Worked out all right.
388
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,421
- the dragon warrior.
- oh, my gosh, do I look okay?
389
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,690
- we thank you,
O dragon warrior,
390
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,692
For bringing peace
To our kingdoms.
391
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:36,763
- from this day forward,
Your autograph will be displayed
392
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,432
In a place of honor
At my palace.
393
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,735
- yes, that's fine.
But at my palace.
394
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,638
- nuh-uh!
- yuh-huh!
395
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,974
- I declare war!
396
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,077
- no, I declare war first!
397
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,682
- wow, I see why they call
You warlords and not...
398
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,384
Gentlemen!
399
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,651
It looks like I'm gonna
Have to do something I swore
400
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,953
I would never ever
Do again ever.
401
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,701
- that was historical.
402
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,968
- unbelievable.
403
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,672
You avert a war
By signing a second autograph.
404
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,108
- righty-o.
You see, tigress?
405
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:25,011
Maybe me being a celebrity
Isn't such a bad thing.
406
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,947
- yeah, except that's what put
Everyone in danger
407
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,550
In the first place.
408
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,919
- you're welcome.
409
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:36,723
- look, he said I was
His number one fan.
410
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,158
- that can't be.
I'm his number one fan.
411
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,827
That autograph is for me.
412
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,495
- no, it's not!
It's mine.
413
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,496
- it's mine!
- mine!
414
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,497
- mine!
- mine!
415
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,498
- mine!
- this means war!
416
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,667
- this means double war!
- aah!
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