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- wa-cha!
Hiya!
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[traditional chinese music]
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*
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[kung fu fighting sounds]
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Both: [grunting]
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- unh!
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- [angry gibberish]
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[gasps]
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- hiya!
- yaah!
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- your crime-doing days
Are over, temutai!
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Time to pay the panda!
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[gong sounds]
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[gasps] The gong!
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- lunch!
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- looks like you
Were wrong, dragon warrior!
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I laugh at you
And I run away!
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[mocking laughter]
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[mocking laughter]
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- oops.
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- you let temutai get away?!
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- [muffled with food]
Of course I didn't.
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Well, maybe.
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Sorta.
A little bit.
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But it's not
Gonna happen next time.
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Next time I see
Temutai he's mine!
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And so is that mooncake!
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Hunh!
- hey!
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- oh, mm.
Blagh! I'm sorry.
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Did you want that?
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- forget it.
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- [chewing, gulping]
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- ah, here you all are!
I've been looking all over.
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- and you found us
Where we live. Imagine.
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- you all know mrs. Yoon,
My new secretary.
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- I know.
I can't believe it either.
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[chuckles]
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- I have exciting news!
Are you all sitting down?
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Ah, so you are.
Now then...
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Upper head district
Chief superior
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Superintendent chang
Is going to be
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Passing through the village,
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So I'm going
To throw him a banquet!
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- [loud chewing]
[spits]
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Awesome! A banquet!
I've always wanted to go to one!
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[loud chewing]
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- invitations will be
All sent out shortly,
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But I want to make certain
You'll be in attendance!
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It's going to be
A grand affair!
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- ooh-ooh!
A grand affair!
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Did you hear that?
This is gonna be great!
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- I'm sorry, constable hu.
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But we don't normally
Attend banquets...
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For bureaucrats.
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- oh, chang's not
Just any bureaucrat!
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He's the bureaucrat!
An absolute legend!
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He began as the assistant
To the assistant
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Of the assistant
To the assistant's assistant
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Of bureaucratic affairs.
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It was there that
He made an amazing discovery.
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You can't be blamed
When things go wrong,
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If you never
Actually do anything.
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He was quickly promoted
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To a new position
Where he did nothing.
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Then was promoted again
Where he did nothing.
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And again. And again.
And again.
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Until he had done
So much nothing
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That he rose to the very top
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Where he remains
To this very day.
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- oh! It's even better
The second time!
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- I'm sorry, constable hu.
But the answer is still no.
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- awwwwwwwwwww...
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- oh! But please!
You have to! I need you!
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If you don't come he might
Not approve my transfer!
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- transfer? Transfer?
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Who said we're not coming?
Of course we're coming!
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All: right!
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- wooooooo! Yeah!
Par-tay! Woo-hoo-hoo!
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[loud chewing]
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- we could even do
A performance
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At the banquet
If you like!
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- a perfor--oh, you'd
Do that for me?
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- we'll do whatever it takes.
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- I can't tell you
How much this means to me!
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What chums you are!
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This banquet shall be the
Most sophisticated, elegant--
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- [slurping]
[gurgling]
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Mm.
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Mm-hm.
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Mm.
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[slurping]
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- um...Dignified soiree
The valley has ever seen.
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- hey, if you want...
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I can sit next to
This chang guy during dinner.
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- y-y-y-y-you?
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- [chuckles]
Sure.
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[loud chewing]
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I won't leave his side
The whole night.
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[loud belch]
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So, uh, when are we gonna get
Those invitations again?
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- if this banquet
Goes well,
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Constable hu
Will be leaving us.
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No more of his permits,
His endless forms,
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His constant meddling.
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We'll be free.
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[clears throat]
Therefore,
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The performance we do
Must be absolutely spectacular!
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- how about the blazing
Wall of fury?
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- too boring.
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- pinnacle of perfection?
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- oh, everybody
Does that one.
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- we need something
Totally new.
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Something with
Zip! Zing! Pizzazz!
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- did he just say pizzazz?
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- and zip and zing.
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- hey! I got it!
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I saw this group
In the village
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Do this thing once,
And it was awesome!
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- what?
- okay.
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So this is called...
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Improv.
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You guys are gonna love this.
It's hysterical!
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It's so funny.
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Okay--like, okay.
So it's--okay.
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You guys are gonna
Be the audience
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And give shifu and I
The suggestions.
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- suggestions for what?
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- for the little skit
We're gonna do.
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- I don't want
To do a little skit.
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- are you kidding?
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They're gonna howl.
Trust me. Howl.
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Here we go.
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[clears throat]
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Hey, everybody!
How you all doing?
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Great! We're going
To do a skit based on--
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- I don't want
To do a skit.
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- you're gonna be great.
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To start the hilarity,
The first suggestion we need
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Is a location.
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- a location for what?
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- for the skit
We're gonna do.
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- I don't want
To do a skit.
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- I thought this
Was supposed to be funny.
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- we haven't done it yet.
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- done what?
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- the skit!
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- I don't want
To do a skit.
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- would you just--?
- rock quarry!
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- what?
- that's my suggestion.
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For the location.
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- a rock quarry?
Seriously?
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Blech!
How about a doctor's office?
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All: rock quarry!
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- fine, a rock quarry.
Blech.
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[breathing loudly]
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- when is this
Gonna be funny?
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- I just started!
Give it a second, all right?
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You're the ones
Who said rock quarry.
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Hello, co-worker.
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Here's that rock
You wanted.
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- let's do the pinnacle
Of perfection.
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- yeah, good idea.
- pinnacle of perfection.
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- that's what we'll do.
- yeah!
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- invitation, invitation
To the party.
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- ooh! A party!
A party! Ha!
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No one throws a party
Without inviting temutai,
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Warrior king
Of the qidan!
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All: [fighting sounds]
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- excellent.
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Upper head district chief
Superior superintendent chang
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Will be most impressed.
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- what time should we start
Heading down to the banquet?
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- I believe the invitation
Said it started at 6:00 so...
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- wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
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Constable hu sent
Your invitation?
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You got it?
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- of course he did.
We all got them.
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- me too.
- so did I.
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- yeah.
- I got it.
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- didn't you get yours?
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- huh.
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- and make sure mr. Ping
Serves the dim sum first
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And then the...
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[gulps]
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[whispering indistinctly]
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- I'd like to talk
To constable hu.
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- I'll see if he's available.
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- [low voice]
I told you to get rid of him.
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[continues, indistinct]
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- he's at the dentist.
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- uh, he's right over there.
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Uh, hey, um...
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- unh!
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- constable hu, I--uh...
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- oh, uh, po!
Ha ha!
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When did you get here?
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- constable hu,
There seems to be
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A little problem
With my invitation.
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I didn't actually...Get it.
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Yet.
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- didn't...Get it?
Really?
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Well, that's odd.
Oh! I remember now.
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Uh, you're not invited.
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- what?
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- [cries]
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- oh, po, I feel
Terrible about this.
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But your manners!
They're atrocious!
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I can't expose chang to that!
How would that make me look?
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You know how important
This night is to me!
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- but you gotta
Let me come!
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Everybody in
The whole village is going!
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- bwaaa, see ya tonight, po.
Bwaa, you bet bwaaa.
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- you even invited
The guy that goes "Bwaaaa."
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- he may go "Bwaaa,"
But his manners? Impeccable.
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There's nothing I can do.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
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- constable hu. Please.
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- po! Two words...
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No!
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- um, that was one...Word.
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- unh!
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- I'm sorry about
The banquet, po.
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- aah!
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Do you guys think
The way I eat is disgusting?
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- we try not to watch.
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- but only because
It's too disgusting.
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- unh! Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Maybe you could
Talk to constable hu.
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You know, tell him
It's okay to let me come.
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- po, I--perhaps
It's best this way.
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This banquet
Is extremely important and...
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- [gasps] You don't
Want me to go either.
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- po, you have
To understand...
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- no, no, no!
Oh, I understand.
258
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,552
I understand, all right.
259
00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,122
I'm gross and disgusting and
Nobody wants to be around me.
260
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,992
So if you'll excuse me,
I'll be in my room
261
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,827
Hiding my hideousness.
262
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,396
- po!
263
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,631
[sighs]
264
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,435
- well?
265
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,006
- I'm sorry, temutai, but...
266
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,445
[gulps]
You're not invited.
267
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,047
- are you sure?
268
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,017
Because it could
Be a mistake or something.
269
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,853
You know how we sometimes
Get that other guy's mail.
270
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:56,089
Maybe what happened was they
Sent my invitation to him and...
271
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,891
- it's no mistake, temutai.
272
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,359
You're not invited
To the banquet.
273
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,195
- no one disrespects
The warrior king of the qidan
274
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,163
In this manner!
275
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,397
Rrah!
- unh!
276
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,099
- do you know how
That makes me feel!
277
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,236
To be the only one
Who isn't going?
278
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,270
- but you're not!
279
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,840
The dragon warrior
Hasn't been invited either!
280
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,409
- what? Oh, of course.
That makes sense.
281
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,112
I've seen the way
He eats.
282
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,749
And if the dragon warrior's
Not there,
283
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,251
Our mission will be
That much easier!
284
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,753
- our mission?
285
00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,755
- prepare the troops!
Gather all the weapons!
286
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,291
If I can't enjoy that
Banquet, no one will!
287
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:36,329
[fanatical laughter]
288
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,769
[light knock]
289
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,936
- go away.
290
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,938
- po?
May I come in please?
291
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,107
- I wouldn't want
To disgust you.
292
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:51,044
- po. Open the door.
293
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,412
- here's a blindfold
So you don't have to gaze
294
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,448
Upon my grotesquity.
295
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,890
[sighs] When I was a kid,
I didn't get invited to banquets
296
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,325
For the same
Darn reason as now.
297
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,797
[stomach grumbling]
298
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,831
Apparently,
You throw up one bowl
299
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,333
Of sweet and sour chowder,
You get pegged for life.
300
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,802
[gagging]
301
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,535
[vomiting sounds]
302
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,806
All: [gasping]
303
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,942
- so I'd hide
In a pot and watch.
304
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,310
And I'd say to myself,
305
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,112
"One day that's gonna
Be me sitting there
306
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,114
Having a good banquety time.
307
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:32,152
One day I'm gonna be invited
To one of these things."
308
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:36,123
Looks like I was wrong.
309
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,991
- po, I just wanted
To let you know
310
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,327
That we'll be leaving
For the banquet in an hour.
311
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,561
- have a good time.
312
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,965
- I plan to.
Because you're coming with us.
313
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:45,866
- what?
314
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,035
- I taught you the secrets
Of kung fu.
315
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,503
I can certainly
Teach you manners!
316
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,976
- so, how does
This work exactly?
317
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,344
- in order for me
To help you,
318
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,012
I need to identify
Which of your manners
319
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,480
Are in need
Of improvement.
320
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,449
I'm going
To watch you eat.
321
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,851
- are you sure
You wanna do that?
322
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,853
'cause I hear
It's kinda gross.
323
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,555
- po. Po. Po.
Po. Po. Po. Po.
324
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,859
I've battled the skinless demons
Of taoyan province.
325
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:15,028
I think I can
Handle watching you eat.
326
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:19,066
I'm sorry, po.
I failed you.
327
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,170
- [sighs] No.
I failed you guys.
328
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,506
I'm not worthy
Of a fancy banquet.
329
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,509
Have a good time.
330
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,181
- you gonna be okay?
331
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,184
- yeah.
332
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,187
[sighs]
333
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:46,359
[overlapping chatter]
334
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,229
- on your toes, everyone.
335
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,164
Even though my tusks
Are quaking...
336
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,499
[nervous laugh]
337
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:57,170
Everything is going
To be f-f-fine!
338
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,607
[gong sounds]
339
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,597
- surround the hall
And wait for my secret signal.
340
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,271
They shall pay
For not inviting me.
341
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,677
- don't wanna go
To some dumb banquet anyway.
342
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,514
Just spend a nice quiet night
Alone away from all that...
343
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,585
Fun and hilarity
And companionship.
344
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,688
I wanna go to that banquet!
345
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,657
[grunts]
346
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,466
- so, superintendent chang...
347
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,634
Lovely weather
We're having, what?
348
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,702
- it's too humid.
349
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,605
- oh, yes, quite.
Too humid.
350
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,977
Well, perhaps we can do
Something with the...Air-water.
351
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,282
- bored now.
352
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:20,153
- oh, well, uh, the fun is
Just about to begin, eh, shifu?
353
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,588
Hm?
354
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,124
- yes, certainly--with your
Permission, superintendent.
355
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,661
The furious five
Will now perform
356
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:33,266
A display of skill and daring--
The pinnacle of perfection!
357
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,401
- seen it.
358
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,103
- I beg your pardon?
359
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,737
- every kung fu palace
I visit
360
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,674
Does an idiotic pinnacle
Of perfection.
361
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,444
- oh.
Well, what about the flaming--
362
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,712
- boring.
- the golden--
363
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,580
- overdone.
- four fingers of--
364
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,749
- no, no, no.
Do something else.
365
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,650
- something...Else?
366
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,686
- yes. Something else.
367
00:15:55,688 --> 00:16:00,260
- uh, I'd like
To do a skit.
368
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,328
- what?
- what?
369
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,429
All: what?
370
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,699
- I need the name of
A location...In a rock quarry.
371
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,775
Ugh. This rock that
I am holding in my hand
372
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,677
Is very heavy.
373
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:22,515
- yes, and rock-like.
374
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,483
- [sniffs loudly]
375
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,218
- [laughs]
I love improv!
376
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,054
It's funny because you know
They're making it up
377
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,188
As they go along!
378
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,290
[laughing, muttering]
379
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,791
Shh, quiet.
380
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,063
- help...Rain, which
Is falling from the sky,
381
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:40,767
Has, uh, turned this rock
Quarry into quicksand.
382
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,304
I'm drowning
In the quicksand.
383
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,672
- never mind that.
384
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,176
I'm a doctor who needs help
Fixing this sundial.
385
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,310
- um...
386
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,546
Ha! Ha! Ha...
387
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,814
- you think that's funny?
388
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:59,352
- I--no--yes, I...
[whimpering]
389
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,222
- when is this going
To get interesting?
390
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,257
- unh!
391
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,525
All: [kung fu yells]
392
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,694
[gasping]
393
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,197
[panicked screams, yells]
394
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,266
- sorry to break in.
I forgot my invitation.
395
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,604
No, wait, I didn't get one
And was being facetious!
396
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,706
- [heavy sigh]
397
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,876
[loud crack]
398
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,583
- temutai! You've made
A grave mistake coming here.
399
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,385
- you too have made mistakes.
400
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,721
Such as unconvincing space work,
Denial,
401
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,823
And the failure
To commit to a premise.
402
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,359
And you didn't invite me
To your party!
403
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395
I will destroy you all!
Secret signal!
404
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,430
- hunh!
- unh!
405
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,132
- hunh!
406
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,869
- ha-ha!
407
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,271
Aah!
408
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,841
[fighting sounds]
409
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,879
[fighting sounds]
410
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,748
[crunching]
- hunh!
411
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,782
- that's funny.
412
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,432
- [gasps]
413
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,235
- * sneaking in the party
Like I used to do *
414
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,771
Whoa...
415
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,740
* sneaking in the party
416
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,276
Ooh, fancy.
417
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,279
Ooh, tasty.
418
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,615
[pottery clatters]
419
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,517
Temutai got an invite
And I didn't? That is--!
420
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,918
- ooh.
421
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,353
All: [groaning]
422
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,288
- oh.
423
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:45,192
- [laughs, muttering]
You? At a banquet?
424
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,827
You'd never fit in.
You're a slob.
425
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,330
And you have no manners!
426
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,266
- temutai, I'm gonna make
You eat, silently chew,
427
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,934
And then politely
Swallow those words.
428
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,669
- no.
429
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,471
- secret signal again!
430
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,907
- aah!
431
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,576
[fighting sounds]
432
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,682
May I? Thank you.
433
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,683
[loud crash]
- unh!
434
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,751
- ha ha ha ha!
435
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,556
- elbows off the table, mable.
436
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,858
Haah!
- unh!
437
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,340
- [clears throat]
Pinkies.
438
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,307
Wa-taa!
439
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,675
[loud crash]
440
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,882
Mustn't slouch now.
- unh!
441
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,817
[roars]
442
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,952
[gulps]
443
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,689
- ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
No talking with your mouth full!
444
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,692
And no spitting either.
445
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,429
[fighting sounds]
446
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,238
[fighting sounds]
447
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,874
Whoa--ooh!
448
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,376
Ow!
449
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,919
[loud crash]
450
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,523
- [groans]
451
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,858
I apologize.
452
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,896
You have excellent manners.
453
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,341
[claps twice]
454
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,381
- thanks ever so much,
Dragon warrior!
455
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,885
Now, skedaddle and here's
A cookie for your trouble.
456
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,822
- wait!
457
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,991
This warrior deserves
A place at our table!
458
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,328
- at the...Table.
459
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,030
[uncomfortable laugh]
Oh, dear, no.
460
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,966
[snaps fingers]
461
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,977
- now we eat.
462
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,357
- [gasps]
463
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,494
- whoops! Floor bun!
464
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,463
Five-second rule.
465
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:42,001
[chewing loudly]
466
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,104
Here comes the wagon!
[belches]
467
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,474
Well?
468
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,941
- I'm right with you!
469
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:54,381
[loud chewing]
470
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,415
- I'm done.
471
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:04,724
- hu, this party has been
An unpleasant disaster...
472
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,826
Until this
Crazy brother showed up!
473
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:07,927
- [gulps]
474
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,031
[laughs] Funny thing is,
I wasn't even--
475
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:15,968
- that late!
So very glad you made it, po.
476
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,670
I knew you'd like him.
477
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:21,140
- hang on, here comes
The wagon again!
478
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,842
[long belch]
479
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:28,415
[belch echoes]
480
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,851
- well, what a success.
481
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,152
Constable hu
Should be promoted
482
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,155
And sent away at once!
483
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,491
- that's a thought...
484
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,060
But I couldn't
Do that to you, huey!
485
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,662
This place is great!
486
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,064
I'm going to renew your post
For another year.
487
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,067
Heck, let's make it ten!
488
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,436
[loud chewing]
489
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,438
- hold on, here comes
The wagon again.
490
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,072
- ah! Wait for me!
491
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,007
All: no!
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