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- wa-cha!
Hiya!
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[asian music]
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*
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- you children
Are china's future.
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You must work hard
To attain perfection.
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You must be solemn, focused,
Grim, resolute.
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- uh, in other words, kids,
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Welcome to the jade palace
Kung fu camp!
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[all cheer]
- oof!
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- hiya!
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All: [kung fu noises]
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- ya.
- huh.
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- oof!
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- this year's camp session
Is going well, zeng.
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It's good for children to have
Strong, mature role models.
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- ha! Then catchphrase.
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All: shaka-booey!
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- and then, of course,
There's po.
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- [screams]
Master shifu, look!
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- oh, that's the insignia
Of the royal family.
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Quick, gather the five.
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[checks breath]
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- greetings, master shifu.
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I am meng tao, the emperor's
Personal emissary.
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- we are honored,
Your eminence.
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How may we serve you?
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- I have a royal
Student for you,
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The emperor's own grandson.
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- you've come to
The right place.
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Our counselors are the finest
Kung fu masters in china.
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May I present master tigress.
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- theme song!
- she will personally--
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- * every kung fu fighter
Needs a theme song *
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* can't battle foes
Without a theme song *
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* so I highly recommend
You get a theme song *
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* yadda nanna dadda dadda
Theme song *
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Oh, sorry, master shifu.
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Just moving on to
The advanced stuff.
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They've already mastered
Catchphrases.
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- shaka-booey!
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- ka blamo!
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- hey there!
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- [chuckles]
They make me so proud.
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- [sighs]
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I must apologize
For the dragon warrior,
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Your eminence.
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He's new to camp counseling.
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- then I should warn you,
My royal charge
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Has proven...Difficult.
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- no problem.
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Kids love me.
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Bring the little fellow on.
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I love to see the hero worship
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In their tiny little eyes.
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- may I present
His royal highness,
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The imperial grandson,
Lu kang.
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- [excited gasp]
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- [grunts and struggles]
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Hi, everyone, I'm lu.
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It's delightful to meet you,
I must say.
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I'm in line for the throne.
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And I seem to have gotten
My hand stuck in a pickle jar.
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Excuse me for a second.
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[grunts]
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- his majesty must
Soon take his place
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As a member of
The imperial family.
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But to do so,
He must first
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Master the royal skills
Of manhood.
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- I learned a bit of kung fu
From my wet nurse.
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She taught me this.
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[angry gibberish]
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- hey!
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Whoa!
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[all scream]
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- I did it again,
Faithful emissary.
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Grandpa's right, I'm a klutz,
A klutz, a klutz.
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Owie.
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- the emperor has given
Lu kang one month
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To master
The skills of manhood.
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- one month?!
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But that's not
Nearly enough time.
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I'm sorry.
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- it's okay,
Faithful emissary.
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I don't blame them
For not wanting me.
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I'll be in my litter,
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Flush with humiliation
And self-loathing.
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But I exit with dignity.
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[grunts]
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[screams]
[wood splinters]
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- we can totally train him.
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He's just a clueless,
Insecure dweeb.
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I used to be the same way
And look at me now.
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[chuckles]
Oh, sorry, uh...
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Them pickles smelled good.
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Uh, what happens if he doesn't
Master his manhood skills?
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- he would shame his family
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And be banished to
The mongolian wastes.
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- master shifu,
We can't let that happen.
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- we could take him on an
Informal trial basis, I suppose.
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- sounds awesome,
I'll do it!
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- excellent.
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Your majesty,
The dragon warrior himself
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Has agreed to train you.
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- you mean someone
Believes in me?
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Yay!
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- whoa!
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- here, new friend.
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Let me help you with that.
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- don't worry,
Master shifu.
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I'll have lu kang
Trained in no time.
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- [yelps]
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- huh!
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[metallic ricochet noises]
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- [chuckles]
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Guys, this is
His imperial highness, lu kang.
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And we're gonna help him master
The royal skills of manhood.
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- hi, everyone,
Nice to meet you.
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Please call me lu.
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All: hi, lu.
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- we're gonna start
With a really simple skill.
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Just give me
Five knuckle push-ups.
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- I will need a moment
To prepare.
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[breathes rhythmically]
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I am ready.
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[grunts]
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- feel the burn!
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Feel the...
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Ground.
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- I threw up in
My mouth a little.
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- okay, moving on.
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- aah!
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- [clumsy yelling]
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- [gasps]
- ooh!
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- [yelps]
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- agh!
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[grunts]
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[wood shatters]
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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- let's take a break.
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- [happy humming]
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- oh, nice counseling, po.
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- he couldn't master
A single skill.
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- okay, so he may
Be a little raw.
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- po, this is hopeless.
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You can't train lu kang.
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You don't have the maturity.
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- you take that back
Or I'll hold my breath!
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[inhales deeply]
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- this isn't going to work.
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Lu kang will not be training
With the jade palace.
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It's just too risky.
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- good day, my friends.
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- ah, your eminence.
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Master po has something
To say to you.
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- [struggling]
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[exhales deeply]
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Right.
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Uh, thing is,
Lu kang's not really, uh--
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- faithful emissary,
Faithful emissary!
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I had the best day.
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Po's the greatest
Counselor ever.
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- yeah, lu,
The thing is I, uh--
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- I almost did
A whole pushup. Watch!
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[struggling noises]
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I feel so empowered.
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[pants]
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- so what did you
Want to tell me?
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- that lu's
Making great progress.
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- what?!
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- yep, he's a...Natural.
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I know I can train him,
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So I swear
By the emperor's throne
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That lu will totally master
All the skills of manhood.
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- yay!
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- po, do you realize
What you've done?
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The penalty for breaking a vow
To the emperor's throne is--
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- what?
[scoffs]
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A strongly-worded letter?
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- no, all of you
Will be beheaded.
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[all gasp]
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- oh.
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- * la la la la la la la
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Uh, what's going on?
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- okay, lu, from now on,
It looks like master shifu
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Will personally supervise
Your training.
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- is it because
You rashly made a sacred vow
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That put you and your friends'
Lives in danger
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If I fail my training?
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- what?
[scoffs]
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No.
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Yes.
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- anyone can learn kung fu
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If their teacher trains them
To concentrate,
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To focus their mind
On only the present.
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Only by achieving inner peace
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Can a true kung fu master
Unfold...
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- uh-huh.
- like a lotus flower.
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- oh, I like flowers.
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What does this do?
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- wait, lu, don't!
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[metallic clanking]
[assorted groans]
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[heavy thuds and yelps]
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Perhaps we should
Take a break.
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- get it off me.
- [grunts]
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- [screams]
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I'm sorry, po,
I'm really trying.
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I want my family
To be proud of me.
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- lu, look,
You're a little klutzy
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Because you get nervous.
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You just need more confidence.
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- but how do I get confidence?
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- you face your fear,
Whether it's intimacy,
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Or a deadly villain,
Or an all-powerful dragon
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Who spits fire and doom.
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- villains, dragons,
Intimacy?
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- lu! Lu, stop!
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- I'm panicking, I'm panicking.
[muffled cries]
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- lu, don't do this.
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Please come out.
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- forget it, I'm hopeless.
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We'd need a miracle
For me to succeed.
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- lu, I think
I found our miracle.
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This is the artifact room.
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It's where we keep our most
Powerful magic relics.
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- I love magic relics.
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Show me one, show me one!
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- okay, but you should probably
Shield your eyes.
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- [gasps]
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- your mind may not be prepared
For the awesome glory that is
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The sacred bean pod of kensu!
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- ooh!
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00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,980
Ooh!
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- hark now
Unto my amazing tale
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Of wonder and, uh....
Amazement.
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Every great kung fu master
Has had a mystic vegetable
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Which gave him his might.
262
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,929
Master moo
Had the gourd of hunan,
263
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,998
Master oink,
The carrot of cheng du,
264
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,801
Master quack,
The radish of guangzhou.
265
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,936
But the most powerful
Veggie of all
266
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,774
Was master ox's
Bean pod of kensu!
267
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,414
With the force of
This one veggie,
268
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,384
Master ox drove
All evil from china.
269
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,894
This is that same bean pod.
270
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,262
- no way!
271
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,498
- take it!
272
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,935
And let its beany power
Course through you.
273
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:19,339
- [whimpers]
274
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,041
Hey, I don't feel anything.
275
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,112
- oh, uh,
That's because I forgot
276
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,314
The secret word
Of empowerment!
277
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,150
Sha-zambo!
278
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,452
- I feel it.
279
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,154
I feel the power.
280
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,224
- then drop and give me
A knuckle pushup, lu.
281
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,859
Right now!
282
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,027
- [knuckles crack]
283
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:44,865
[grunts]
284
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,301
[triumphant laugh]
285
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,502
- you did it!
286
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,038
You did it, lu!
287
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,873
- no, I didn't.
288
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:57,377
The sacred bean pod of kensu
Did it for me.
289
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,379
Huzzah!
290
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,884
[whimpers]
291
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,188
- [screams]
292
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,227
- [content sigh]
293
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,865
Yah!
294
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:18,932
Yah!
295
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,968
Yah!
All: whoa!
296
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,936
- [yelps]
297
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,887
- [clumsy kung fu noises]
298
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,567
[nervous laugh]
299
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,617
[whimpers]
300
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,991
All: [nervous gasps]
301
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,029
- yah!
302
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,270
- yeah!
303
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:35,142
[all cheer]
304
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,443
- good job.
305
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,178
- what do you think, shifu?
306
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,148
All he needed
Was a little confidence.
307
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,150
- well done, your majesty.
308
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,517
I'm very impressed.
309
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,453
- 'tis nothing,
Noble master,
310
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,122
For I have been imbued
With the power of the gods.
311
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,423
Huzzah!
312
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:54,161
- ha, lu's mastered
Nearly every single skill.
313
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,362
- incredible.
314
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,065
I--
315
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,969
I must tell the emperor
The good news.
316
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,270
- come, friend po.
317
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,338
Join me in a lusty song.
318
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,374
- okay!
319
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,209
Both: * lusty song,
Sung by warriors *
320
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,178
* warriors singing
A lusty song *
321
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,147
[both laugh]
322
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,117
- hmm, we all might just keep
Our heads after all.
323
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,024
[door creaks shut]
324
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,278
- hundun, it appears
You have a visitor.
325
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,549
- what do you want?
326
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,551
- leave us.
327
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,525
- who are you?
328
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,528
- a friend
Who needs your help.
329
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,497
I'm having a little problem
With the jade palace.
330
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,333
- keep talking.
331
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,203
- the emperor's grandson
Has been training there.
332
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,506
I want you to make sure
That he fails that training--
333
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,242
Permanently.
334
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,544
- I see.
335
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,380
And what can I hope
To gain in it for me?
336
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,249
- your freedom.
337
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:26,186
- hmm, and what can I hope
To gain in it for you?
338
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:30,123
- my freedom.
339
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,694
- [pants]
340
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,298
Oh.
341
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,300
Lu?
342
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,402
- [pants]
343
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:46,239
- lu, welcome to the birthplace
Of kung fu.
344
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,110
- [gasps]
345
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,211
I did it, I did it.
346
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,113
I did it, I did it,
I did it.
347
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,214
- uh, lu.
348
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,582
- I did, did, did, did it.
349
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,252
I did it, I did it--
- lu!
350
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,088
You've done great, lu,
351
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,091
But, uh, you need to understand
Something before I--
352
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,159
- is it about
My magic bean pod?
353
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,261
- yeah...
354
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,763
- it can make me invisible,
Can't it?
355
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,265
- no.
356
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,135
Look, lu, there's something
I have to tell you.
357
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,103
Huh?
358
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,106
- [roars]
359
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,273
- lu, look out!
360
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,109
- [grunts]
361
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,143
- [yells]
362
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,646
Oof!
363
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,815
- [cackles]
364
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:33,720
- [kung fu noises]
365
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:38,158
- [growls]
366
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,128
- o...Kay.
[screams]
367
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,264
Ugh.
368
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,333
[both grunting]
369
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,336
[screams]
370
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,308
- wha?
371
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,778
- finally, dragon warrior,
You will be vanquished by me,
372
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,747
The one who will finally
Defeat you,
373
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,451
Vanquishedly, by me!
374
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,853
- [grunts and groans]
375
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,255
- [gasps]
376
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,789
Hang on, po.
377
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,692
I'll save you.
378
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,695
To me, bright weapon!
379
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,200
Release him, villain,
380
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:24,204
Or face the fury
Of lu the unchallengeable!
381
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,606
- lu, get away!
382
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,507
- bah!
383
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,876
His power is nothing
Compared to mine.
384
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,878
Huzzah!
385
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,581
[splash]]
386
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,453
[battle cry]
387
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,423
- careful, guys.
388
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,527
Ow!
389
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,561
Stop!
390
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,297
- this ends now, villain.
391
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,899
You cannot win
Because I possess
392
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,368
A mystic item
Of awesome potency.
393
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,369
- oh, boy.
394
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,870
- and I have that weapon
Right...
395
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,740
Uh...Here...Um...
396
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,576
My mystic bean pod,
It's gone!
397
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,279
Without its beany power,
I'm helpless.
398
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,880
- looking for this?
399
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,349
- faithful emissary!
400
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,350
Thank goodness.
401
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,684
Quick, give it to me!
402
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,853
- oops.
403
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,758
- no!
404
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,329
- [laughs]
You sad little failure.
405
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,365
With you out of the way,
The emperor will beg me
406
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,899
To rule in your place.
407
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,902
- [gasps]
You treacherous treason-y guy!
408
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,404
Leave him alone!
409
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,705
- quiet you, with silence!
410
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:37,310
- [screams]
411
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,246
Lu, use the skills
I taught you.
412
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,781
- I can't.
He crushed my magic bean pod.
413
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,250
I'm helpless.
414
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,251
- oof!
415
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,419
Lu, there was never
Any magic.
416
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,387
I lied.
417
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,455
- what?
418
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,556
- you did everything yourself
419
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,723
'cause you had confidence.
420
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,792
That's where you really
Got your power.
421
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,462
- it's true.
Confidence is very important.
422
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,497
- ugh!
423
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,736
- you won't fight me.
424
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,971
You're a loser.
425
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,540
You always have been
And you always will be.
426
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:11,378
A reject like you could never
Be worthy of the royal family.
427
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,314
- [waning growl]
428
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,317
[whimpers]
429
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,818
I am a loser.
430
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,654
- no! Wha--oof!
431
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,990
- ha! I thought so.
432
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,627
- a loser
Whose steel bites deep!
433
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,730
[battle cry]
434
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,332
Yeah!
435
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,334
- huh?
436
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,410
[kung fu noises]
437
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,578
- oof!
438
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,547
- [growls]
439
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,486
- [groans]
440
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,488
- [kung fu gibberish]
441
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,591
- [triumphant laugh]
442
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:02,028
Agh!
443
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,463
[annoyed growl]
444
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,398
- [yelps]
445
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,981
- [screams]
446
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,651
- whoa!
447
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:29,356
- huh?
- huzzah!
448
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,823
[grunts]
449
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,825
- [laughs]
Pathetic!
450
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,364
- aah!
451
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,933
- [nervous scream]
452
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,683
[groans]
453
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:57,750
- lu, you did it.
454
00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,019
- I did, didn't I?
455
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,390
I may be a klutz,
But I'm an awesome klutz.
456
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,393
- and I think you're ready
To assume your rightful position
457
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,660
In the royal family.
458
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:08,928
- po?
459
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,830
- yes, your majesty?
460
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,633
- little help
With this pickle jar?
461
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,403
[gong rings]
462
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,906
- today,
You have come of age.
463
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,409
What name do you take
For yourself?
464
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,878
- I shall be called
Xi'an po,
465
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,415
Which means
"He who was meek,
466
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,583
"But then overcame
His insecurities
467
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,751
"With a magic bean pod
468
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,721
And then eventually learned
To stand up for himself."
469
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,957
[applause]
470
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:42,128
- with this cup, I welcome you
Into your birthright.
471
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,596
- well done, po.
472
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,064
You were an excellent counselor.
- thank you.
473
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,499
Thank you very much.
[sizzling noise]
474
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,436
Hot, hot!
475
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,440
- still a klutz though.
476
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,442
- no argument here.
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