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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,368 --> 00:00:02,536 - [grunting] 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:03,604 - and now... 3 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:09,610 Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,580 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 5 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:16,817 [scatting] 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,786 * raised in A noodle shop * 7 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:20,488 * never seeking Glory or fame * 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,789 * he climbed The mountaintop * 9 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,192 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 10 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,359 Ooh! Aah! Yah! 11 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,128 * kung fu panda 12 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:30,131 [scatting] 13 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,401 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 14 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,804 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 15 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,472 * kung fu panda 16 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,642 [scatting] 17 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,843 * he lives And he trains * 18 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,313 * and he fights With the furious five * 19 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,181 * protect the valley Somethin' somethin' * 20 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:48,316 * somethin' somethin' alive 21 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,483 Ooh! Aah! Ungh! 22 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:53,154 * kung fu panda 23 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:56,090 * legends of awesomeness Sweet! 24 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,771 - [slurps] 25 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,173 - uh, what are You guys doing? 26 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,275 - trying your soup. 27 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,676 - uh, that's not soup. 28 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,679 I'm washing my clothes. - [grunts] 29 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:20,581 Ooh! 30 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,782 [spits] 31 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,584 What are you trying To do, kill us? 32 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,253 - I'm gonna be sick. 33 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,354 [coughs] 34 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,622 [blows nose] 35 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,430 - po! Po! 36 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,432 Your father, He's in horrible trouble. 37 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,268 The noodle shop. It's terrible. 38 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:44,905 - I'm coming, dad! 39 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,174 Aah! 40 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,775 Aah, aah, hot pants! 41 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:48,909 Hot pants! Hot! 42 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:49,910 Ooh, ow! 43 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,780 [grunts] 44 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,748 Aah! 45 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,749 Ha-ha! 46 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:59,387 What? 47 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,454 - oh, there you are. 48 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,290 Table six Needs bean buns. 49 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:02,990 - bean? You-- 50 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,260 I--table six Needs bean buns? 51 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,828 That's the Horrible trouble? 52 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,197 - what? It's busy. 53 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,298 I need your help. 54 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,900 By the way, Your pants are filthy. 55 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,469 You should wash them. 56 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,509 Why are you looking At me like that? 57 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,212 - I thought someone was trying To kill you or something. 58 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,947 You lied to me. 59 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:27,881 - well, would you have come 60 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:31,619 If I had said table six Needed bean buns? 61 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,953 - that's not the point. 62 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,455 If you do Stuff like this, 63 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,224 How can I believe you? 64 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,659 - can we talk about this Later, please? 65 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:44,232 Table six still Needs bean buns. 66 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,305 - I'm done. 67 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,241 - oh, no, you don't. - but-- 68 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,808 - you haven't touched Those noodles. 69 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,777 - [groans] I'm not hungry. 70 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,812 - if you don't Finish your noodles, 71 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,782 The qilin is going To eat you up. 72 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,717 - there's no such thing As the qilin. 73 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:04,985 [shattering sound] 74 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,919 - who said that? 75 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,889 Who--who--who-- Who said there's no qilin? 76 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,959 Who? 77 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,261 Well, I'm sorry To disappoint you, 78 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,295 My little friend, 79 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,864 But the qilin is quite real, And I assure you, 80 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,467 I've seen it With my own two eyes. 81 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,869 It was horrible. 82 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:25,005 I was your age. Against my parents' wishes, 83 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,509 I had gone frolicking Deep into the xin xao forest. 84 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,011 * frolic, frolic, frolic 85 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:36,284 I was so busy frolicking, I didn't realize I was lost. 86 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:38,386 Lost. 87 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:41,355 I heard a horrible Breathing sound. 88 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,591 - [growling] 89 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,294 - and when I turned around, There it was... 90 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:49,397 The qilin! 91 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,432 I ran as fast As I could. 92 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,766 I even tried flying. 93 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,402 But I hadn't Learned that yet, 94 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:58,306 So that Was pointless. 95 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,540 The qilin Came after me. 96 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,410 - [growls] 97 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,778 Aah! 98 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:08,048 Luckily, I fell into a stream And floated to safety 99 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:13,053 By disguising myself As a log. 100 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,055 - [gobbles] 101 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,325 - oh, thank you, Mr. Ping. 102 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,326 - you're welcome. 103 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:21,429 And don't worry, sonny. The qilin won't eat you. 104 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:24,365 It just chews Your head off. 105 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:25,733 - aah! 106 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,970 - oh, mr. Ping, How could you? 107 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,605 - uh, went a little Overboard there, 108 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:32,440 Didn't you, dad? 109 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:34,775 - what? Hmm, just telling the truth. 110 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,976 - aw, come on, ping. 111 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:38,078 Knock it off. The qilin's just a legend. 112 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,414 - I'm telling you, It's true. 113 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:43,451 It attacked me. The qilin is real. 114 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:48,756 [all laughing] 115 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,897 [growling] 116 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:01,969 I'll show them. 117 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:06,374 Attention, stupid customers. I'll prove the qilin exists. 118 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,576 I'm going to find it And bring it back. 119 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,010 - how you gonna Do that, ping? 120 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,111 I thought It was huge. 121 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,980 [laughs] 122 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,849 - nothing's too huge For the dragon warrior. 123 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,652 - what? 124 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,120 Dad, stop. 125 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,590 We need to talk. - no time. 126 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,493 We need to reach the xin xao Forest before nightfall. 127 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,528 - "We"? No, dad. 128 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,996 See, there's no "We." 129 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,698 I'm not going With you. 130 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,666 - you heard them Laughing at me. 131 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,102 You don't want to help Your father restore his honor? 132 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:38,005 - by looking for something That doesn't even exist? 133 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,674 - it does exist. 134 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,777 Well, fine, never mind. I'll go by myself. 135 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,146 - you could get lost Or hurt. 136 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:50,050 - that's a risk I'll have to take. 137 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:51,652 Good-bye, po. 138 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,521 If I don't come back, 139 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:57,491 Something horrible Probably happened to me. 140 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,127 Now which way is it? 141 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,863 I get so Turned around. 142 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:08,536 Oh, dear. If only I had Someone to go with me. 143 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,904 [strains] 144 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:25,453 - [sighs] I'll go with you. 145 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:26,554 - oh, thank you, son. 146 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:30,791 Now hurry up. 147 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,475 There it is. 148 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,477 Xin xao forest. 149 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,948 You ready, son? 150 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:59,219 Let's go get ourselves A qilin. 151 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,589 Well, go on. 152 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:04,692 - I can't believe We're doing this. 153 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,960 - po. 154 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,529 Quick, put your hands Over your head. 155 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,698 Make it harder for the qilin To chew it off. 156 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,601 - uh. 157 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,936 - keep your eye out For clues. 158 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:20,240 Interesting. Hmm...Yes. 159 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,911 Yes, yes, yes, hmm, This may be something. 160 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,580 [gasps] Look, son. 161 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:30,518 Qilin poop. 162 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,953 - those are rocks, dad. 163 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:36,256 - oh. They've hardened. 164 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:40,260 Well, come on. 165 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,261 - ugh! 166 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,531 [rustling noises] 167 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,170 [twigs snapping] 168 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,613 Dad. - what? 169 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,582 - we're not alone. - what? 170 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,618 - behind us. Keep moving. 171 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,554 - it's the qilin, po. 172 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,156 Po, put your hands On your head. 173 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,291 Do it! Somebody help! 174 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,026 Aah! - aah! 175 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,129 - aah! Oof! - somebody help! 176 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,965 Qilin is chewing My boy's head off. 177 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,301 - oof! - oof! 178 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,170 - huh? General tsin? 179 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,938 - dragon warrior? 180 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,774 Well--well, I'll be. 181 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,610 Sorry about that, son. I'm camping nearby, and I-- 182 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,612 Well, I thought You were bandits. 183 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,947 - and I thought you Were supposed to be in prison. 184 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,016 - nope, uh-uh, They let me out. 185 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,018 - wait, why would They do that? 186 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:40,087 - well, on account Of my tunics. 187 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,022 - tunics? 188 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,327 - made this in prison. 189 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,597 Ever seen Anything like it? 190 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:52,032 Both: no. 191 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:55,035 - turns out, I got talent I never even knew about. 192 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,171 That's why they Let me out early, 193 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,808 So I can start A new life. 194 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,644 That, and not Be crazy anymore. 195 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,178 - uh, how's that Working out for you? 196 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:08,849 - well, I have my good days And bad days. 197 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,651 At ease, soldier. 198 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:14,087 Anyway, I'm on my way To your village. 199 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,124 Gonna open up me A tunic cart. 200 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,759 What are you doing Out here? 201 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,060 - looking for The qilin. 202 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,162 - [laughs] 203 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,864 - it's real. 204 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,067 - I know it's real, But you'll never find it. 205 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:31,304 I spent years hunting That evil, vile thing. 206 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,642 That blasted head-chewer Is a slippery one. 207 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:37,210 Oh, yes. Hides himself real well. 208 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,179 But believe me, 209 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:43,651 It's out there somewhere. 210 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:46,086 Never could Find its lair. 211 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,059 What a trophy That would be... 212 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,729 If I were still a hunter, Which I'm not. 213 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,898 Did I mention I make tunics now? 214 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,899 Both: yes. 215 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,367 - see you In the village. 216 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,403 * whistle, whistle, Whistle, whistle * 217 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,406 - see, po, he believes In the qilin. 218 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,376 - hmm. 219 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,817 - hmm...Ohh. 220 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,652 - look, we've been Walking all day. 221 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,187 Can we just Stop this, please? 222 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,657 - what? Oh, it is getting late. 223 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,193 Oh, maybe you're right. 224 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,228 - finally. 225 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,963 - we'll camp here. - camp? 226 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,900 - what do you think The bag's for? 227 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:36,069 [chuckles] 228 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,739 There's nothing like A wok in the forest. 229 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:39,940 [laughs] 230 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:43,176 I made a little pun. Wok! Forest! 231 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,079 Some productive day, huh? 232 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,115 We know where The qilin isn't now. 233 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:53,220 Tomorrow we just need To find out where it is. 234 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,988 What's the matter, son? 235 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,957 You don't like Your noodle beans? 236 00:10:56,990 --> 00:11:00,761 - oh, come on, dad. The qilin isn't anywhere. 237 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:01,829 Enough's enough. 238 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,163 - what are you Talking about? 239 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,098 - the qilin, dad. 240 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,467 You know as well as I do It doesn't exist. 241 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,236 - then what are we doing Out here? 242 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,772 - because you can't admit You made the whole thing up. 243 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,306 - po, why won't You believe me? 244 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,408 - you haven't exactly Been very good 245 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:17,310 With the truth lately, dad. 246 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,779 - what? 247 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,113 - come on. 248 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,414 The evil curse That could only be lifted 249 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,350 By me taking flour sacks To the cellar? 250 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,185 The invisible pixie That could only be found 251 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,320 By me waxing the floor? 252 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:32,860 - are you calling Your own father a liar? 253 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,428 Well, I see. 254 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:38,766 Well, I don't want you To be around a liar. 255 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,267 I'm going home. 256 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,171 Alone. 257 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,206 - dad. 258 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:50,844 - leave me alone. 259 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,114 - way to go, po. 260 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,358 [snores] 261 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,459 [rustling] 262 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,461 [growling] 263 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,997 Dad? 264 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:13,266 [footsteps thud] 265 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,837 [growling] 266 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,338 Aah! 267 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,824 [gasps] 268 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,299 - [growls] 269 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,434 - dad! 270 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,837 Dad! 271 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,272 - oh, just leave Me alone, po. 272 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,107 - dad, the qilin! 273 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,421 Oof! 274 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,389 - [growls] - aah! 275 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,925 Ow! 276 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,394 [pants] 277 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,496 - [growls] - ha! 278 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,869 - [growls] 279 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,603 - so it is real. 280 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,537 You're coming with me 281 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,140 So I can prove my dad's Telling the truth. 282 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,142 - [growls] 283 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,577 - uh... 284 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:35,082 I...Take you... Village. 285 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:39,987 No...Funny stuff... Got it? 286 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:42,355 All right, now get up Nice and easy. 287 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,194 Good. Let's go. 288 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,299 - oh, dear. 289 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,102 Now that's gonna Be a bit of a problem. 290 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,404 - excuse me? 291 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,572 - I-I-I can't let Those folks see me. 292 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,109 You weren't supposed To see me. 293 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,310 Well, you were supposed To see me. 294 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,345 You just weren't Supposed to chase me. 295 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,347 I've made a mess Of things. 296 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,417 Now I'm all "Flubbogated." I need some tea. 297 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:13,220 Tea always helps me When I'm "Flubbogated." 298 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,055 - hey! 299 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,124 Come back here, You...Thing. 300 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:20,393 - why don't you Have some tea too? 301 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,662 Don't worry, I won't Chew your head off. 302 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,933 That's just a legend. 303 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,445 - [grunts] 304 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,481 [strains] 305 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,983 [gasps] 306 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:46,453 Ooh. Ooh! [grunting] 307 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:51,324 - oh, camouflage. 308 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,228 - ooh. 309 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:05,105 - I don't normally Show myself to folk. 310 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,373 You have no idea What it's like 311 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,541 To be ridiculed And "Harangatanged" 312 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,644 'cause people Think you look funny. 313 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,514 - actually, I think I've-- 314 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,517 - ginger snap? 315 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,652 People making fun And being mean 316 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,989 'cause maybe You're a little different. 317 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,357 Or a lot. 318 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,059 - yeah, I-I get it. 319 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,361 But why show Yourself to me? 320 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,697 - I've been following You and your daddy all day, 321 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,565 And I had To do something. 322 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,002 You not believing him And all. 323 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:38,305 Why, my daddy-- My daddy was-- 324 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,207 Well, I don't know What he was, 325 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,541 But I never knew him. 326 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,576 And if I had A minute with him now, 327 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:48,481 I don't think I'd be "Flibberty" jabbering like that. 328 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,682 Hazelnut wafer? 329 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:52,552 So I thought If you saw me, 330 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,555 That that would make Things right with your daddy. 331 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,757 I never thought You'd chase me. 332 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:02,562 [chuckles] Almond crisp? 333 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,564 Anyway, what's done Is done. 334 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,733 But I'm gonna need you To keep our little secret. 335 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:09,469 Folks been searching For me for years. 336 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,706 Some folks not all that nice, You understand? 337 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,144 You can't tell anyone I really exist. 338 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,079 - but my dad. He--he has to know. 339 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,581 - well, I guess That's okay. 340 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,451 But only your daddy. Nobody else. 341 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,120 Promise? On your honor? 342 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,256 - I promise on my honor. 343 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,059 - good. 344 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,293 Peach jumble? 345 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,462 - mmm! 346 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,732 Dad? 347 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,769 Where are All the customers? 348 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,338 - you're looking at him. 349 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,642 Nobody else Wants to eat here. 350 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,611 They think I'm crazy. 351 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,813 - hey, looney ping! 352 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,484 [both laughing] 353 00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,420 - what do you want, po? 354 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,522 - to say I believe you. 355 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,225 - don't patronize me, po. 356 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,194 I know what You really think. 357 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,528 Now go away. 358 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,365 - dad, I saw the qilin. - what? 359 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,102 - it told me how it stays hidden Because it's really private, 360 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,369 And it's A super good cook. 361 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,105 We had ginger snaps, And almond crisps, 362 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,374 And--and--and the most amazing Peach jumble. 363 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,143 - peach jumble? 364 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,113 The qilin made you Peach jumble? 365 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:30,117 What did I ever do To deserve such mockery? 366 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,384 - dad, it's true. 367 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,121 - stop it, po. - but I saw it. 368 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,389 - this has gone Far enough. 369 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,258 - I'm telling you The truth. 370 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,227 The qilin lives in a cave In a hill of boulders 371 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,129 Right in the middle Of the forest. 372 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,131 - aha! 373 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,267 Time to rid the land Of that evil head-chewer. 374 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,435 - what? - [chuckles] 375 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,337 - no! 376 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,807 - oh, yes. [laughs] 377 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,143 Let me at him. 378 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,144 [crossbow fires, boom] 379 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,480 Yes, where are you? Step out, show yourself. 380 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,515 - general tsin, No, stop! 381 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,850 - stay back, po. 382 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:08,221 Time to end its vile Reign of terror. 383 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,690 [boom] - no, you don't understand. 384 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,326 It's not like What you think. 385 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,628 - that thing Is pure evil. 386 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:19,332 Now stay out Of my business. 387 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,334 - [pants] Oof! 388 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,874 [grunting] 389 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,310 [pants] 390 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,279 [grunts] 391 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,722 Qilin, qilin, You gotta get out of here! 392 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,691 - what's wrong? - there's a hunter. 393 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,726 He's coming to get you. He knows where you live. 394 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,495 - well, how'd he Find that out? 395 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,198 - I, uh, kind of... Told him. 396 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,266 - po! - I know, I know. 397 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,704 Look, you gotta get out-- - move away, panda! 398 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,239 - I'll take care Of him. 399 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,707 Run! - [grunts] 400 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,709 [crossbow fires] 401 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,412 - hwah! - oof! 402 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:12,452 [both grunting] 403 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,526 - [groans] - sorry, dragon warrior. 404 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,893 I can't let you Stop me. 405 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,663 - zabbity boo! - aah! 406 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,432 [groans] 407 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,236 - thanks, I-- 408 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,304 - playtime is over, Sweetheart. 409 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,273 [thud] Ugh! 410 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,742 - [gasps] 411 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:40,413 The qilin! 412 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,282 - you saved my life. 413 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,283 Thank you. 414 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,285 - no, thank you. 415 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,786 - for what? 416 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,956 - for being real. 417 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,325 - nice job, dad. 418 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,961 I--I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 419 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,629 - oh, it's okay. 420 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,964 You were right, po. 421 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,434 I haven't exactly Always told the truth. 422 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,602 But no more. 423 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,338 - so we're good? - very good. 424 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,844 - aw, that's So beautiful. 425 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,314 - [groans] 426 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,416 Ohh. - aah! 427 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,285 He saw me, What are we gonna do? 428 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,254 - we need a subtle way Of making general tsin think 429 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:24,357 He imagined the whole thing Because he's crazy. 430 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,759 - I've got it. 431 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,927 - ohh. 432 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,497 Oh, my head. 433 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,332 Where is it? Where's the qilin? 434 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,500 - you imagined The whole thing. 435 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,567 You're crazy. 436 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,269 - subtle. 437 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,338 - what? What? No, the qilin. 438 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,440 You were looking For it, remember? 439 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,509 - no, I wasn't. You're crazy. 440 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,943 - but, no, it was-- 441 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,445 - what are you Talking about? 442 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,846 You're crazy. 443 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:50,783 - so, uh, it-- It wasn't? 444 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,320 - of course not, Crazy person. 445 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:57,590 You're just crazy. 446 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,392 - yeah, um... 447 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,961 Guess I did imagine The whole thing. 448 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,331 - right, 'cause You're a nut. 449 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,400 - guess I best be going. 450 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,669 Need more time To get things right... 451 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,404 Up here, you see. 452 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,039 - good luck With that tunic cart. 453 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,375 - uh, see ya. 454 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:19,045 Sad whistle. Sad, sad whistle. 455 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,382 - [sighs] - qilin! 456 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,484 - he won't be Bothering you any more. 457 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,485 - thank you. 458 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,720 - your secret Is safe with us, 459 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,022 Even if everyone in town Thinks I'm as crazy 460 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:33,526 As general tsin. Oh, well. 461 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,496 - I wish there was some way I could make it up to you. 462 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,899 - maybe there is. 463 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,370 Aah! 464 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,637 Help! 465 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:46,373 - he's gonna chew Your head off! 466 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,075 [both screaming] 467 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,711 - [roars] 468 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,046 [all screaming] 469 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,049 - the qilin's mad because We went looking for him. 470 00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,687 - that's right, and if any Of you ever come looking for me, 471 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,955 I'll...Uh...Uh...What? 472 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,527 Oh! I'll chew your heads off! 473 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,895 [roars] 474 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:11,431 - and? 475 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:14,434 - and make sure you eat At ping's noodle shop, 476 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,770 Or I'll--I'll chew Your heads off...Again! 477 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:18,905 [roars] 478 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,808 [all screaming] 479 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:27,947 You got a good boy here Who loves his daddy, mr. Ping. 480 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,917 "Zabbadooby." Well, I'd best be off. 481 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:35,488 [roars] 482 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,458 - hey, ping, You open or what? 483 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,793 - coming. - dad? 484 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,429 - yeah, son? 485 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,697 - why don't I come in And help for a while? 486 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,800 I have a feeling table six May need some bean buns. 487 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,670 - [chuckles] 31747

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