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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,468 --> 00:00:02,670 - [kung fu grunts] 2 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:04,472 - and now... 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:08,376 Dreamworks' kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:13,181 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:17,085 [scats] 6 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,719 * raised in A noodle shop * 7 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,754 * never seeking Glory or fame * 8 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:21,689 * he climbed The mountaintop * 9 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,092 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 10 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:27,261 [martial arts grunts] * kung fu panda 11 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:30,098 [scats] 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,634 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 13 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,604 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 14 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,439 * kung fu panda 15 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,609 [scats] 16 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,144 * he lives And he trains * 17 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,479 * and he fights With the furious five * 18 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,115 * protect the valley Somethin' somethin' * 19 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,649 * somethin' somethin' alive 20 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:49,750 [fighting grunts] 21 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:53,321 * kung fu panda 22 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,189 * legends of awesomeness Sweet! 23 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,538 - you see, guys, the key To picking a lock 24 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,374 Is a will of iron And a steady... 25 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,642 Ah, darn it, I dropped the... 26 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,244 Can you just-- Just pick it up. 27 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,245 Just give it! 28 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,379 Gol, about time. 29 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,715 Anyway, as I Was saying...Click! 30 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,817 [all murmuring approval] 31 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,354 - I know, just like that, It's open. 32 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:36,497 [grunts] 33 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,900 [grunting] 34 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,869 Well, if you'd hold the light Where I could see--aah! 35 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,671 Ow! Darn it! 36 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,573 Why can't You just--oof! 37 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:50,478 - if you guys Want some noodles, 38 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:53,547 It's best to stop by During business hours. 39 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,349 - [spits] 40 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:56,917 - oh, are you kidding? 41 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,719 Gary! 42 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,554 - I'm just at the part Where the milkmaid 43 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,556 Falls in love With the stable boy. 44 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,758 - we're not talking About milkmaids. 45 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:08,562 We're talking about you Botching lookout duty. 46 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,563 Look! 47 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:10,931 See? Him. 48 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:11,632 - 'sup? 49 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,469 - darn it, gary. 50 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:17,305 Look, this job Is tough enough without-- 51 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,208 - trying to pick a lock When the key is under the mat? 52 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,678 - uh, hate to interrupt-- - no, hang on, guy. 53 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,581 Listen, you know what, gary? I'm sick and tired 54 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:30,551 Of your know-it-all attitude, And your fancy words, 55 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,487 And your book-reading... With your eyes! 56 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,225 You're the worst Croc bandit ever. 57 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,293 [all gasping] 58 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,462 - yeah... [chuckles] 59 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,564 You guys have a lot To talk about, so... 60 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,333 - no, no, don't go. 61 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,467 I want you all To hear this. 62 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,269 - oh, yeah? - fung... 63 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:49,903 I am tired of your insults. - oh. 64 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:51,239 - your insensitivity-- - ooh. 65 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:52,573 - what's up with that? - oh. 66 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,342 - and your constant Mispronunciation of my name. 67 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,976 - what? - it's "Gah-ri." 68 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,579 - "Gah-ri"! - oh, yeah, gah-ri? 69 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,581 Well, I think I have A solution to your problem. 70 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,251 - me too. I quit. - you're fired. 71 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,488 - I quit. - you're fired. 72 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,589 - no, no, I quit. - you can't quit, 73 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,823 'cause you're fired. - I'm fired? 74 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:10,658 No, you're fired. - no--how am I fired? 75 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,992 I'm the leader. 76 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:15,929 - um...I'm gonna go ahead And fight you now. 77 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,632 - huh? Oh! Oh, gosh-- 78 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,534 I'm sorry, guy, sure. 79 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:24,972 Everyone but gary... Attack! 80 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,640 Oof! 81 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:32,280 [fighting sounds] 82 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,381 Argh--huh? 83 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:35,516 - oops. 84 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,584 - what? 85 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,685 - [kung fu grunts] 86 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,021 - ow! 87 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,824 Everyone but gary... Retreat! 88 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:55,303 - hey, thanks for the-- - [sobs] 89 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:56,404 [sobbing] 90 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:09,417 - why don't we all go inside For a--a nice cup of tea? 91 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,385 - I wish I could. 92 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,654 But don't let me stop you two From, uh, you know... 93 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,389 - where are you going? 94 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,025 You can't just stick me With a sobbing crocodile. 95 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,961 - sorry, dad, I-I got midnight patrol. 96 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:21,762 It's important, You know, I'm, uh-- 97 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,665 - dragon warrior, I know, I know. 98 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,735 Mr. Big pants always got Something important to do. 99 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,571 - thanks for Your understanding. 100 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:31,905 Uh, good to See you, gah-ri. 101 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,409 - [blubbers] 102 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,744 - you too. 103 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,546 Uh, bye, dad! 104 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:41,715 - [sighs] - [blubbering] 105 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:45,719 - [scats] 106 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,922 Two, three... [scatting] 107 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:52,092 Dad! Dad-- 108 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,562 Gah-ri? 109 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:59,733 Dad, what's gah-ri Doing back here? 110 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,902 - back? He never left. 111 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,906 - you can be honest, despite My obviously fragile state. 112 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,108 - you're letting him Make soup? 113 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,477 In your kitchen? 114 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,911 With your good ladle? 115 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:12,746 You never even Let me touch it. 116 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,015 - [gulps] 117 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,384 It's fantastic. 118 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,886 You're a natural, gah-ri. A natural. 119 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:22,122 He has broth in his blood, Noodles in his soul. 120 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,757 - I'll be the judge Of that. 121 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,726 Hit me. 122 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,032 [slurps] 123 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,635 Mmm...Mmm! 124 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,838 [satisfied moans] 125 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:43,110 [moaning] 126 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,613 [moaning continues] 127 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,881 [sighs] 128 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:48,916 Needs salt. 129 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,618 - oh, good tip. 130 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:53,053 I'm always up For constructive criticism. 131 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,689 Not like the abuse I took from fung. 132 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,824 [sniffles] 133 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,991 - it's okay. 134 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,461 Why don't you go Take a break [chuckles], 135 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,663 And go wait On some tables? 136 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,064 - thanks, mr. Ping. 137 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,833 I don't know what I'd do Without you. 138 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,502 - oh, gah-ri. 139 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,639 - dad, why are you letting him Hang out with you? 140 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,674 He's a croc bandit. 141 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,776 - was. Once upon a time. 142 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,646 - once upon a time Yesterday! 143 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:20,648 Now you're letting him Touch your ladle. 144 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:24,518 - gah-ri is A changed croc, po. 145 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,987 And you seemed fine enough To leave me alone 146 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:30,190 With him last night so you could Go off dragon warrioring. 147 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,159 - oh, well, He was upset, 148 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:35,829 So I-I didn't think That he was...Fine. 149 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,798 But don't think I won't Be keeping my eye on him, 150 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:41,535 'cause I will. Both of 'em. 151 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,707 After I have A little--ow! 152 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,941 - [sips] 153 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,511 - I'm so glad You enjoyed your meal. 154 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,212 Please let me know If there's anything, 155 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,682 Anything at all, I can get You two lovely ladies. 156 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,151 - [giggles] 157 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,988 Well, could you Recommend a dessert? 158 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,856 - oh, you know What's awesome is the-- 159 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,758 - I was talking To gah-ri. 160 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,994 - oh. Sorry. 161 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,497 - I highly recommend The coconut balls. 162 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,699 - oh, But my waistline. 163 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,767 - mrs. Yoon, If I may be so bold, 164 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:16,169 You look Sveltely ravishing. 165 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,170 I'll bring you Two orders. 166 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,806 It'll just be Between us. 167 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,074 - [giggles] Oh, you. 168 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,045 - that's the most Expensive item on the menu, 169 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,814 And he's already Sold five today. 170 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,583 I can't believe I ever Got along without him. 171 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,519 - great. 172 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:41,094 [gasps] Dad! Dad! 173 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,063 - what, po? What's wrong? 174 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,965 - what happened To my room? 175 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,868 - oh, gah-ri did A little rearranging 176 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:49,570 When he moved in. [chuckles] 177 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,639 I think It looks better. 178 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,074 Has a nice flow. 179 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,877 - gah-ri moved Into my room? 180 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,080 - uh, son, you live At the jade palace now. 181 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,549 I didn't think You would mind-- 182 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,250 - where are My action figures? 183 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,118 Wow. 184 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,987 Guy can really wrap. 185 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,056 And fold. 186 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,223 And braid. 187 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:13,260 Well, this is fine. I guess. 188 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,096 - gah-ri's really Turned his life around. 189 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,165 - yeah, he hasn't Stolen anything 190 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,633 In a whole week. 191 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,234 Real impressive. 192 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:23,604 - I'm glad you Like gah-ri too, po... 193 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,639 Because there's something I want to tell you. 194 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,140 I'm adopting him. 195 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,712 - aah! 196 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,316 - [sings] 197 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,751 - dad? 198 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:38,819 Dad! 199 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,588 - [warbles] 200 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,823 - dad, can we talk About this? 201 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,825 - uh, po, we'll have To do it later. 202 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,660 Since your new Brother got here, 203 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,862 I can't keep up With the new customers. 204 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:53,667 - here, let me help you With these...Dad. 205 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,304 - oh, po, You know that I-- 206 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,672 - sorry to interrupt, 207 00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,607 But if we don't Clear these tables, 208 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,075 We'll never be ready For the dinner rush. 209 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:05,846 - he's such A hard worker. 210 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,055 - okay, listen up, guys. 211 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,791 That ingrate gary Is gone, 212 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,627 So I'm gonna need A new second-in-command. 213 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:21,862 That's the number-two guy. 214 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,697 All right? So here's what-- 215 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,099 - um...What's An ingrate? 216 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:29,269 - okay, all right. 217 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,639 You know, it's like... Um, okay... 218 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,940 It's like someone Who's ungrateful. 219 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,074 All right? There you go. 220 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,844 So what I'm Looking for in the-- 221 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,913 - wouldn't that be An un-grate? 222 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,816 - anyways. 223 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,752 I've, like, designed Some scenarios 224 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,019 To test you guys' Reactions under pressure, 225 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,120 So... 226 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,257 Scenario! 227 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,194 All right, you're coming Out of a store. 228 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,896 You just robbed it, right? 229 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,931 When you see two figures In the moonlight. 230 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:58,766 Who do you attack? 231 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,634 Okay, you only have A split-second-- 232 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,635 - aah! 233 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,837 - quit it! Knock it off! 234 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:04,838 Ow! 235 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,407 Gah! Darn it, guys. 236 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,942 You know what? Just forget it. 237 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,210 Just take five. 238 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,213 - you want us to punch you Five more times? 239 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,848 - ooh. Come here. 240 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,149 - what? 241 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,251 - just...Hand me that. 242 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,787 - you want the helmet. 243 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,088 - yes. Thanks. 244 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,323 - here you go. 245 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,659 - no, I don't mean Hit me five more times! 246 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:28,628 I mean take A break! Gol! 247 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:34,868 Ow! - ow! 248 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:35,669 - po? 249 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,842 [both grunting] 250 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,945 [both growling] 251 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:47,948 - [sighs] 252 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,149 [both groaning] 253 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,952 - call it a draw? 254 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,254 - draw. 255 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:58,826 - so... 256 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,127 Missing your buddy? 257 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,029 - no. 258 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,898 In fact, I'm finding A replacement for him right now. 259 00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,266 - really? How's that going? 260 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,467 [metal crashing] - get it off me! 261 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,738 Get it off me! 262 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:14,441 - aw, who am I kidding? Gah-ri was the best. 263 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,009 He was my number-two. 264 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,179 I just let him walk away, Just walk away. 265 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:23,016 He was, like, The best bandit ever. 266 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,752 [laughs] 267 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,754 I remember this one time When this thing happened. 268 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,989 Ha, that was great. 269 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,323 And this other One time, 270 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,992 There was this Whole other thing. 271 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,161 [laughs] Oh, man. 272 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,029 I never thought I'd live that one down. 273 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:39,232 Whoo! Ha, ha... 274 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,935 - you know I can't see 275 00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,871 What's going on In your head, right? 276 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,907 - do I--duh! 277 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,342 Of course I know that. [snorts] Gah! 278 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,478 Like, who wouldn't know Something like that? 279 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:52,512 Like, everyone knows that. 280 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,882 Even babies know that. 281 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:55,816 Oh, what's it matter now? 282 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,085 Gah-ri's probably already Got a new gang. 283 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,953 It's all awesome And stuff, 284 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,790 And, like, they're Totally doing everything. 285 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,858 - actually, he's just Working for my dad 286 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:05,959 At the noodle shop. 287 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,996 - you don't mean... - yeah. 288 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,931 He's earning An honest living. 289 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,334 And what's worse? My dad... 290 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,402 Wants to adopt him. 291 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,970 - what? 292 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:21,274 I-I just-- I think--oh... 293 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,077 - you, uh, Okay over there? 294 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,078 [sniffles] 295 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,347 - uh, no problem. 296 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:31,218 It's just, you know, Uh...Eye sweat, you know? 297 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:36,056 - right. Yeah, totally. [sniffling] 298 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,826 - probably won't be long Before they both forget us. 299 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,928 - [sighs] You're right. 300 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,229 We gotta do something. 301 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,564 - yeah! 302 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,299 What? 303 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,436 - something that is clever, Incredibly well thought out, 304 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,371 And super brilliant! 305 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,007 - oh. - yeah. 306 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:01,949 - [hums] 307 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,322 - now remember, fung. Once they-- 308 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,058 - [groans] 309 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,126 - once dad and gah-ri See that we've replaced them 310 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,395 With you and me, They'll get jealous 311 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,065 And come running Back to us. 312 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,501 Oh, man, This is gonna be-- 313 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,103 Oh, here they come. 314 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:26,874 [guffaws] 315 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,142 Stop it! Oh, stop it! 316 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,111 I can't take it! Oh, dad... 317 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,146 Ha, Didn't see you there. 318 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,316 My best buddy fung was telling Me a deliciously ribald story 319 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,251 About...Uh... 320 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,888 Stuff. 321 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,192 - yeah. 322 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:50,363 We're, um-- We're friends. 323 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,532 - [sighs] May I take your order? 324 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:56,303 - uh, yeah, two bowls Of your finest noodle soup. 325 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,907 Nothing's too good For my inseparable pal fung. 326 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,377 - mm... 327 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:07,214 Hmm. 328 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,050 - did you see their faces? 329 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,385 I-- [gasps, laughs] 330 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,554 A badger? 331 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,524 [laughing] Oh, you're killing me, fung. 332 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:20,928 Kill. Ing. Me. 333 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,632 - [slurps] 334 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,501 Mmm, this is...Wow. 335 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,669 This is really good. 336 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,104 Did you make this? 337 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,405 - yes. 338 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,007 Do you really Like it? 339 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,043 - oh, yeah. The noodles are so tender. 340 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,645 What is this, like, Soo...Soo-soo... 341 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,514 "Soo-zechoo-wan" style? 342 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,517 - [chuckles] It's pronounced "Szechuan." 343 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,955 - what? 344 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,489 Oh, so now I'm, Like, stupid? 345 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,958 Huh? Huh? 346 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,225 Huh? - uh, yeah. 347 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:53,961 If the tiny, Uncultured brain fits, 348 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,328 Like, wear it. 349 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,698 - [grunts] 350 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,233 [screams] 351 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,501 - ow! 352 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,170 - yah! 353 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,404 Ow! 354 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,605 - ow! 355 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,141 [fighting grunts] 356 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,710 - uh...Easy, fellas, I, uh-- 357 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,711 - ugh! 358 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,113 - [grunts] 359 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,115 - oof! 360 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,218 - yah! 361 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,219 Hey, ow! 362 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,991 Loser...Guy. 363 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,625 - don't be mad At fung, dad. 364 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,527 - I'm not. 365 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,429 I'm mad at you For bringing him here 366 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,164 And upsetting gah-ri. 367 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,067 Oh... Now get out. 368 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,569 Out! 369 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,042 There, there... 370 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,677 Remember what they said In meditation class. 371 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,280 Breathe. 372 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,559 - [sniffles] 373 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,493 [wood creaking] 374 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,494 - aah! 375 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,495 Ow! 376 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,664 Darn it. 377 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,499 - fung, what are you Doing here? 378 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,735 - I got another idea How to get me back gah-ri, 379 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,203 And you back Your dad. 380 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,238 - really? What is it? 381 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,072 What is it? 382 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,440 - wait, is it illegal? 383 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,207 'cause then you Shouldn't tell me. 384 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,209 - just come with me, Okay, guy? 385 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:26,219 - aah! 386 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,253 - aw... 387 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,321 All right. I'll be right back, guy. 388 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,389 Keep a look out. 389 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,257 - fine, just hurry. 390 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,167 - gah. 391 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,203 Oh! 392 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,174 [chuckles] 393 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,175 Oof! 394 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,246 - how'd it go? 395 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,447 - no problem. 396 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,282 [snickers] 397 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:32,852 By morning, gary will be back On the wrong side of the law. 398 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,588 - where did you get this? 399 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,790 - I-I have no idea. 400 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,361 - that's the thief, officer. Ha! 401 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,463 - so you're telling me You woke up this morning, 402 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,298 And the porcelain vase Of hongwu 403 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,467 Just magically Appeared at your bedside? 404 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,269 Ha, ha. Do you think I'm a fool? 405 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,171 - sir, I-- 406 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,306 Dad, I, uh... 407 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,742 - I'll tell you What happened. 408 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,280 I took it. 409 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,581 - what? 410 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,819 - dad, What are you doing? 411 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,388 You didn't Steal the vase. 412 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,157 Fung and I-- - clam it, dough boy. 413 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,792 [spits] 414 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,794 Now slam me In the clinker. 415 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,396 - dad, stop it. 416 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,232 We planted the vase there To try to frame gah-ri. 417 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,733 - [gasps] 418 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,670 - no point trying to cover For your father, dragon warrior. 419 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:26,873 - but it's the truth! - come along, mr. Ping. 420 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,709 It's chor ghom prison For you. 421 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,245 - oh, son. Please take care Of the noodle shop 422 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,246 While I'm gone. 423 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,581 - but...Dad. 424 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,383 - I was talking To gah-ri. 425 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:40,587 - how could you? 426 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,522 - well, that didn't work. See ya, guy. 427 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,756 Oof! 428 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,258 - well, we got him Into this mess, 429 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,194 And we're gonna get him Out of it. 430 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,262 - yeah. We--we can Get him out of there. 431 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,599 That's...Totally cool. 432 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,501 - that's right, I'm bad. 433 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,237 Don't do the crime If you can't do the time. 434 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,307 - hold it right there. 435 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,941 - what are you Doing here? 436 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,279 - I've come for my dad. He didn't steal that vase. 437 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,581 - beat it or I'll open up A steaming wok of whoop-butt 438 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,317 On both of you. 439 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,219 - dad, okay, okay. 440 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,286 I know what I did Was wrong. 441 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,521 I messed up. 442 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,356 I thought you were trying To replace me. 443 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,524 - what? 444 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,559 Of course I wasn't. 445 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,361 Po... 446 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,963 You'll always Be my son. 447 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,733 - thanks, dad. 448 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,302 So... 449 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,303 - take me away, Flat foot. 450 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,439 - what? Are you really Going to go to prison 451 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,241 Just to teach me A lesson? 452 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,509 - yes. 453 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:43,583 - dragon warrior, I order you To step aside immediately. 454 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:47,454 - not without My father. 455 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,622 - that makes you A criminal as well. 456 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,659 Detain them! 457 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,661 - aah! 458 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,265 [fighting sounds] 459 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,269 Aah! 460 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,473 - yah! 461 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,940 Aah! 462 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,009 Ow! 463 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,313 - [grunting] 464 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,281 Sorry, I--oof! 465 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,394 Gah! 466 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,696 Aah! 467 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,331 - oof! 468 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,369 - gah! 469 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,879 - stop! 470 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,049 All: huh? 471 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,052 [all grunting] 472 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,888 - aah! 473 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,393 - gah, he said stop! 474 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,601 - may I see that vase A moment? 475 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,843 Uh-huh. Yeah. 476 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,511 Just as I suspected. 477 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,380 This vase is a fake. 478 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,716 These markings were made With a loki qi chi tool, 479 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,084 Which hadn't Been invented 480 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,687 When the real porcelain vase Of hongwu was created. 481 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,458 - ooh, uh, yes, of course. Ha, ha, I-I see your point. 482 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,493 I should've Caught that myself. 483 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,863 Well, uh, since no crime Has been committed... 484 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,431 Release him. 485 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,368 My apologies, Mr. Ping. 486 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,869 - dirty screw. 487 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,673 - come, gents, We must away. 488 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,876 - thanks for everything, Mr. Ping, but... 489 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,579 I think maybe I should be moving on. 490 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,414 I've got some things To sort out. 491 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,015 - oh, okay, gah-ri. 492 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,418 But you always have a room At the noodle shop. 493 00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:01,621 Uh, uh, provided po's Not using it, of course. 494 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,031 - so...Um... 495 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,700 Any idea where You're headed? 496 00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,403 I mean, I could forward Your mail and stuff. 497 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:18,070 - well... 498 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,442 - it's too bad that vase Isn't real, right? 499 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,478 [chuckles] We could've made a fortune. 500 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,614 - it is real. - what? 501 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:28,948 But you said-- - fung. 502 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,584 There's no such thing As a loki qi chi tool. 503 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:32,719 I made it up. 504 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,921 Once a bandit, Always a bandit. 505 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,623 - does that mean You're coming back? 506 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,824 - if you'll have me. 507 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,992 And you promise To work on your temper. 508 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,495 - what temper? Gah! 509 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,064 Oh, that. 510 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,899 Yeah. Okay. 511 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:50,036 - shall we? - after you. 512 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,605 - oof! [porcelain shattering] 513 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,741 - gah-ri! 33251

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