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- wa-cha!
Hiya!
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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* hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised
In a noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- the menacing figure
Crept closer, closer...
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He loomed over
His helpless victims
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As they suddenly realized...
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He had highly contagious
Flu symptoms!
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- no! No! No!
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- [laughing]
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I knew that
Would get 'em.
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- right...
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Anyone else?
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- how 'bout you, po?
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Know any
Scary stories?
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- do I?
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[ominous laugh]
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Yeah.
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Prepare yourselves
For the incredible true story
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Of the jiang shi:
The hopping ghosts!
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Every year, we honor
Our departed ancestors
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At the ghost festival.
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When the proper respect
Is not paid,
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The dead
Can turn nasty.
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The undead corpse transforms
Into a jiang shi
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And prowls the earth,
Lusting after the blood
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And brains
Of the living.
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Stiff from being dead
And junk,
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They're forced
To hop around
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In a hideous,
Un-bendy fashion.
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Possessing creepy powers,
They can fly through the air,
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Walk through walls,
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Or freeze you with their
Horrible death breath.
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And their next victim...
Could be you!
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- that's terrifying, po...
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If I was four.
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All: [laughing]
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- good one!
- good one, tiger.
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- what's terrifying is that
You actually remember
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All that randomness.
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- you don't really believe
All those old stories, do you?
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- uh, yes.
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Guys, ghosts are real.
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That's why I've read about every
Ghost scroll in the library.
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- no one likes a ghost
Smarty-pants, po.
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- perhaps, but if we ever run
Into a hopping ghost,
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You won't know what to do,
And I will--
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Ahh! Ugh! Oof!
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Finally, someone
Who knows his ghosts.
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Tell these non-believers
The stories
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About the throttling
And the choking and the hurting.
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- as you said, po,
Stories.
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There are no such things
As ghosts.
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- do the ghosts
Know that?
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- but in spite of the facts,
Many people do believe.
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For instance, we just received
A report from the countryside
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Of...Strange apparitions.
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[thunder rumbles]
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- strange apparitions?
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[thunder rumbles]
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- strange apparitions.
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[thunder rumbles]
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- strange apparitions?
[thunder rumbles]
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[whimpers]
- po.
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Some residents actually claim
They've seen the jiang shi.
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As head of
The jade palace,
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I must investigate
These reports personally.
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Even if they are
Utter nonsense.
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- nonsense? Uh...
Hate to disagree,
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But I'm kind of
An expert.
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- which is why
You're going with me.
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- ahh!
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Love to.
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[nervous chuckle]
Oh, oh, look at the time.
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I was supposed
To visit my dad...
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In mongolia...
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For a week.
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- you're going,
And that's final.
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- heh, master shifu, let's--
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Let's not rush
Into anything here.
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I mean, if you get bitten
By a jiang shi,
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You gradually
Become one of them.
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It's like
My biggest fear.
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- I'm sure you'll deal
With it.
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After all, you are the fearless
Dragon warrior.
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- [nervous chuckle]
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* la-la-la
Scary trees *
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* la-la-la
Deserted road *
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* la-la-la
Scared to death *
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* la-la-la-la-la
Panicky sweat *
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Join in any time,
Master shifu.
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Sixth verse,
Same as the first:
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* la-la-la scary trees
- po!
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You can stop singing now.
We're here.
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Thankfully.
- oh.
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Heh. Doesn't look
So bad.
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Uh, where exactly
Is here?
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- the valley
Of peace cemetery.
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- gah!
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Nice...Head-stonage.
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- wait here. I'll go find out
Who's in charge.
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- sure you don't
Need my help?
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- I'm fine.
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- 'cause I'm pretty good
At finding people
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Who are in charge
Of stuff.
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- I'll be fine.
Thank you.
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- the thing is,
If a ghost gets me,
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I kind of
Need my brain.
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- no, too easy.
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I'll be right back.
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If you really need me,
Just shout.
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- okay.
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Shifu!
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- yes?
- just testing.
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- go sit down,
Dragon warrior.
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- right. Sitting.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Hello? Dead guys?
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Just gonna sit here.
Not cause any trouble.
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And, uh, for the record,
My brains taste terrible.
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Haven't shampooed them
In weeks.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Pull it together, po.
You heard shifu.
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There's no such thing
As ghosts.
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Huh?
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[high-pitched moaning]
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Shi-shi-shi...
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[wheezy breath]
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Shif!
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Shifu! Shifu!
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Oh, shifu! Shifu!
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Shifu!
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Hopping ghost!
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- po, that's not a ghost.
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That's the undertaker.
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- and that explains
The death reek.
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- I'm so sorry
I scared you, young fellow.
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I-I was reaching
For my shovel.
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- our apologies, sir.
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We're from
The jade palace.
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- the jade palace?
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Oh, how nice.
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You must stay
For tea.
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- no time,
Nice old guy.
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We're here to investigate...
Strange apparitions.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Seriously?
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- you mean, like this?
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- ahh!
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Uh, uh...Exactly.
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- [laughing]
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Don't be
Such a silly.
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It's only a mask.
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- a mask?
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- I'm afraid the local kids
Have been playing pranks
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In my graveyard.
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Now everyone thinks
We're haunted.
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- pranks?
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- pranks, of course.
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See, po, I told you--
There are no ghosts.
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- huh.
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Yeah, okay.
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I may have overreacted.
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In a completely
Understandable way.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Guess we ought to hit the road
Before the...
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Rain.
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- you're too kind.
We'll be glad to stay.
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Won't we, po?
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- [chuckling]
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Long as there
Aren't any masks.
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[laughing]
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I kid.
New panda now.
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Totally cured.
Not afraid of anything.
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Still...Sleeping
In a coffin's kind of...
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- coffins aren't much
For comfort,
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But I rarely
Get any complaints.
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[laughing]
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You see what I did there?
[laughing]
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- ha, ha.
Yeah, good one.
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- excellent, well,
Good night, po.
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Sleep tight.
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- [gulping] Oh, I'll--
I'll sleep tight, all right.
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That's how I does
My sleeping. Tight.
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With relatively
Little fear.
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[howling noises]
Ahh!
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Undead howling! Ahh!
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Relax, po,
It's just the wind.
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Stupid wind.
It's not ghosts.
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There are no ghosts.
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There are no ghosts.
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There are no...Lights.
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[match sizzling]
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Phew, that's better.
[chuckling]
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Get a hold of yourself,
Dragon warrior.
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Just, uh,
Walk it off.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Huh?
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[sniffing]
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Ugh, note to self:
Bathe more.
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- [hissing]
- ahh!
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Heh, heh,
Nice mask, shifu,
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But you're wasting your time
With your little test.
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Why isn't this mask
Coming off?
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- [hissing]
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- uh...
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Master...Shifu?
[gulps]
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- [hissing]
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- hopping ghost!
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- uh...Uh...
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[fighting grunts]
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- [growling]
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- cool.
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[fighting grunts]
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Oof!
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Ha, ha!
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Ahh!
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[yelping]
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[whimpering]
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Yes!
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Gotcha!
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Not so tough without your body,
Now are you?
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- [hissing]
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- ahh! Death...Breath.
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[moaning]
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- [hissing]
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- po.
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Po!
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Po!
- aah!
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- po, did you borrow
My loofah again?
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- ahh, master shifu!
Fangs, claws, death breath!
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Well, more like
"Pass out" breath,
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But still...
It's a hopping ghost!
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- a hopping ghost?
That's impossible.
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- [sighs]
There's no one here but you.
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You must've been dreaming.
- but I saw it!
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It was gonna feast
On my brains,
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But I knocked
Its head off.
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- you mean this head?
- aah!
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Another mask?
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- pack your things.
We're going home immediately.
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- gladly...
264
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,999
Oh...
265
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,835
- your behavior's
An embarrassment
266
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,870
To the jade palace.
When we get back,
267
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,873
You and I are going
To have a serious talk.
268
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,009
- yes, sir.
269
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,377
[shuddering]
270
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:32,025
- po, monkey and I wanted you
To know that we believe you.
271
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,127
- and we'll do
Anything we can to help.
272
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,796
Put 'er there, pal.
273
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,764
- aw, thanks, guys.
274
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:40,100
That means
A lot--aah!
275
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,269
Both: [laughing]
276
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,204
- it's a carved potato.
277
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,775
Both: [laughing]
278
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,779
- po, po,
Get in here at once.
279
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,451
- [groans]
280
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,858
Before you start,
I just wanna say you're right.
281
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,794
I've been acting
Like a scared little kid.
282
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,928
- po--
- let me finish.
283
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,396
I'm done with the whole
Ghost thing.
284
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,899
From now on,
I'll be rational, fearless.
285
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,434
You're not gonna hear any more
Terrified shrieks out of me.
286
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,336
- I wouldn't be too sure
About that.
287
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,807
- aah!
288
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,108
- you were right
All along.
289
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,876
They must've followed us
Back here.
290
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,845
Both: [hissing]
291
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,828
- [hissing]
292
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,963
- ugh!
293
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,065
- oh!
294
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,534
- po!
295
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,869
- master shifu!
296
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,538
No! Oof!
297
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,341
[groaning]
298
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,442
- po?
299
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,376
- where's shifu?
300
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,179
- he's been kidnapped
By hopping ghosts.
301
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,013
They flew
Through the air
302
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,348
And then jumped
Through that mirror.
303
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,950
Like this!
304
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,051
Oof!
305
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,921
[thud]
Oof!
306
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,557
[thud]
Oof!
307
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:14,928
- shifu is gone, and there
Was definitely a struggle here.
308
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,563
- guys, you have
To believe me.
309
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,398
Shifu's in big trouble
If we don't find him.
310
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,401
And I think I know
Where to start looking.
311
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,974
- you're sure you're not
Getting back at us
312
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,142
For the potato hand?
- trust me, guys.
313
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,878
This is where
The ghosts hang out.
314
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,479
I know,
I saw them.
315
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,881
- well, you keep
Saying that,
316
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,883
But it's a lot to believe.
- yeah.
317
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,151
What did these ghosts
Even look like?
318
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,320
- they were all shriveled
And icky and decay-y.
319
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,321
Both: [gasping]
320
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,190
- I know.
It's terrifying.
321
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,392
Plus, they make horrible sounds
In their mouth holes.
322
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,126
Both: aah!
323
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,996
- no, it's more
Like..."Argh!"
324
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,097
Both: aah!
325
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,231
- still not
Getting it.
326
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,399
It's a "Back
Of the throat" thing.
327
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,367
Try to
Put it right...
328
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,236
Aah!
329
00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:00,040
- definitely
A "Back of the throat" thing.
330
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,541
- see, I told you.
331
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,576
I told you
I was right.
332
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,245
Right, not really
The time to gloat.
333
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,547
- let's get out of here!
All: aah!
334
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,917
- it's okay.
335
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,218
It's the nice
Old undertaker guy.
336
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,953
- am I glad
To see you.
337
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,221
- I know.
It wasn't pranks.
338
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,923
The ghosts are real.
This is bad.
339
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,091
- you don't know
The half of it.
340
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,094
[ominous laugh]
341
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,096
- uh, po,
Who's your friend here?
342
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:26,033
- I'm just a simple soul
Who's raising an undead army
343
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,968
To conquer china.
344
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,103
- whoa!
345
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,304
Goals are important.
346
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,443
[gasps]
347
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,444
- [gasps]
348
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,946
- [gasps]
349
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,114
- all I needed was a warrior
To lead that army.
350
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,649
I tried to get you,
351
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,617
But since you were
Such a 'fraidy panda,
352
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,154
I decided to find
Someone even better.
353
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,500
All: aah!
354
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,304
- [hissing]
355
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,440
All: aah!
- master shifu!
356
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,076
- po, what happened
To him?
357
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,577
- he's been bitten
By the jiang shi.
358
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,679
He's being zombified.
359
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,415
- just like I promised,
My pets,
360
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,985
Fresh, healthy brains.
361
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,552
Except maybe
The panda.
362
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,088
Probably just gristle.
363
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,589
- [growling]
364
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,692
[hissing]
365
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,594
- [grunting]
366
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,199
Argh!
367
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,133
- [gasps]
368
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,403
Aah!
- [hissing]
369
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:43,010
Ah...Oh...Uh...Uh!
370
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,614
Oof!
- [hissing]
371
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,018
- [fighting sounds]
372
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,720
- aww, I know.
373
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,755
Brain-eating's hard
At first.
374
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,424
Show him
How it's done.
375
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,325
Everyone!
376
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,762
- guys, we can still
Save shifu.
377
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,032
He'll turn back
To normal at sunrise...
378
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,734
If he hasn't feasted
On our brains yet.
379
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,136
- nice "If."
380
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,273
[fighting noises]
381
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,075
- [hissing]
382
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:18,778
- [martial arts grunts]
383
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,579
No!
384
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,784
- [kung fu howl]
385
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,322
[fighting grunts]
386
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,223
No!
387
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,695
- ahh!
[fighting sounds]
388
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:40,300
Hey! Yah!
389
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,176
Ahh!
390
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,812
- they're unstoppable.
391
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,714
- we won't make it
To sunrise, at this rate.
392
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,650
- we've got to stay uneaten.
It's shifu's only hope.
393
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,219
- be kind of nice
For us too.
394
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,359
- quick, barricade the door!
395
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,132
- [kung fu yelp]
396
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,133
- [ninja cry]
397
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,202
- [martial arts howl]
398
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,503
Heh, let's see them
Get through--
399
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,805
- [hissing]
400
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:21,208
- oh. Right.
401
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,384
- now, don't shove.
402
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,722
Plenty of brains
For everyone.
403
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,824
[evil laugh]
404
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,859
- he's controlling them
With that staff.
405
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,728
- [hissing]
406
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,130
- there's too many.
407
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,700
- [fighting sounds]
408
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,704
- [yelping]
409
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,713
- [evil laugh]
410
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,353
- huh?
411
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,587
[groaning]
412
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,729
[martial arts cry]
413
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,764
Ha, ha!
414
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,632
Now who's
Your ghost daddy...
415
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,735
Undead...Ies?
Heh...Heh.
416
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,870
- give me my staff!
417
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,772
You have no idea
How to use its power.
418
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,774
- uh, I think I do.
419
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:28,741
Back!
420
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,411
Whoa, cool.
421
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,412
Forward!
422
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,249
Ha, ha, ha!
Now make it funky.
423
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,718
[scatting]
424
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,887
- po.
- sorry.
425
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,590
I command you all,
Forget your anger.
426
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,925
Return to the earth
And be at peace...
427
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,194
Forever.
428
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:53,733
- aah! No!
[frightened cries]
429
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,935
No! My ghosts! No!
430
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,606
You bad panda.
I'll get you for this.
431
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,508
My vengeance
Will be terrible.
432
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,509
Terrible!
433
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,811
- uh, ghost guys, wait.
434
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,313
I forgot something.
435
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,216
Could you drop him off
At chor ghom prison first?
436
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,918
- no! No!
437
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:12,919
No!
438
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,488
Nooooooooooo!
439
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,793
- good work, po.
440
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,595
- I love
A happy ending.
441
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,464
- [hissing]
442
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,299
- I had to open
My mouth.
443
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,901
Uh, back,
Sort-of-undead shifu.
444
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,970
- [hissing]
- no!
445
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:31,904
- why didn't it work?
446
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,674
- it's because he's not
Fully a ghost yet.
447
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,778
But if shifu eats our brains
Before sunrise,
448
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,913
He'll become
A jiang shi permanently.
449
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,785
Oof! Ahh!
450
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,554
- ugh!
451
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,555
- oof!
452
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,556
- ugh!
453
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,557
- oof!
454
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,326
- there's no way
To fight him.
455
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,394
We'd have to be--
456
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,863
- ghosts ourselves.
I know.
457
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,499
- po, no!
458
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,733
- it's the only way.
459
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,834
After I'm bitten,
460
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,004
I may only have a few minutes
Of po left in here.
461
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,674
I'll try to keep him off you
Until sunrise.
462
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,777
- aw, man.
463
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,782
Yow!
464
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,396
[growling]
465
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:38,037
Awesome!
466
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:43,376
[growling]
467
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,911
- po!
Both: oof!
468
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,280
- [growling]
469
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:53,953
Ugh!
470
00:20:56,323 --> 00:21:00,893
[irate grunting]
471
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,737
- yah!
472
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,871
Both: oof!
473
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,963
- [growling]
- [growling]
474
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,674
- po, you did it.
475
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,476
But how were you able
To control your--
476
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,910
- [growling]
477
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,745
- oh, darn.
478
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:53,980
Sunrise.
479
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,685
[martial arts yowl]
480
00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,986
- [growling]
481
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,825
- po, speak to me.
482
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,095
- uh...Ugh...
483
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:12,465
Uh...I didn't eat
Anyone's brain, did I?
484
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,667
- oh...
485
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:18,070
Po, the ghosts.
486
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,539
Are they gone?
487
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,774
- looks that way, master.
We're safe.
488
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,476
[burping] Ew.
489
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,479
Uh, sorry, ha.
Leftover death breath.
490
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:34,487
Undead shifu
Crept closer, closer!
491
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,156
His horrified victims
Suddenly realized...
492
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,058
That po had been right
About everything.
493
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,661
[ominous laugh]
494
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,163
- yes, po,
For the hundredth time,
495
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,666
You were right,
And we were wrong.
496
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,134
- sorry, I wasn't listening.
497
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,136
Could you all
Say that together...
498
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,538
In unison?
499
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,640
All: we were wrong.
500
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,141
- ghost smarty-pants.
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