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- wa-cha!
Hiya!
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- [breathes heavily]
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[grunts]
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Oof!
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[panicked grunts]
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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Why is this happening?
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- ha, gotcha!
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- [sighs]
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This game's more boring than
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My aunty chu's
Acupuncture stories.
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Why does it have to be
So slow around here?
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- because there haven't been any
Villains sighted in weeks.
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- well, I don't like it.
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I wish something
Would happen; anything.
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- po, what's going on.
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- not much.
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Except that this was delivered
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This morning by special
Messenger to yours truly.
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- the esteemed general tsin
Requests a private audience
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With the dragon warrior
At his country estate!
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- my hero.
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- wow, the legendary
General tsin
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Wants to see po?
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- what?
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- jealous?
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- I don't get jealous.
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- she gets even.
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- all packed, master po.
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- I hope you realize
What an honor this is.
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- you kidding?
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General tsin
Is one of my idols.
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He's one of the most bodaciously
Awesome warriors
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In the history of china.
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Hero in the battle of shin huan;
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Deliverer of
The siege of chou lung;
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Destroyer of the hun in that war
Where the huns got destroyed.
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But with no enemies left to
Fight, he retired.
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Tragically, dramatically,
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Whereabouts unknown.
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Until now!
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By me.
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- po, the general
Is a major benefactor
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Of the jade palace.
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We count on his support.
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- I know.
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I gotta make a good impression.
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I gotta show him
I'm general tsin-worthy.
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I gotta bring it.
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- [laughs]
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How you gonna do that?
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- I recommend not going.
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- are you planning on giving him
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One of these
Friendship bracelets?
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- no...
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No.
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No, no.
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[chuckles]
Don't worry.
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I'll show him I'm worthy
'cause I got
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A hero's heart
Right here in my--
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[pants rip]
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Pants?
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Po's warrior journal, day one.
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Trudged through mud, scaled
Hills, forged mighty torrents.
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Bravely, I marched on
With mighty steps.
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Then I got a charley horse.
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Ow!
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So I hired a rickshaw,
Ate cookies, and fell asleep.
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[snores]
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In the end, I reached my goal.
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The fortress of general tsin.
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My destiny awaited.
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Ominously, menacingly,
Fearfulfully.
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[grunts]
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- uh, can I go now?
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- oh, right.
[chuckles]
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Sorry.
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Okay, po.
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Time to show this guy how
Tough and fearless you are.
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- what?
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- gah!
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[screams]
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[all growl]
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[whimpers]
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If this is a bad time,
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I could come back later.
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- stand down, men.
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Let's see what we've bagged.
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- general tsin!
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Hi, this is embarrassing.
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And painful.
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- for the love of lychee nuts,
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What are you supposed to be?
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- sir, I'm the dragon warrior.
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Reporting for dinner,
Or whatever.
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Brunch is good too.
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- cut him down.
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- [groans]
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Thank you.
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- so you're the dragon warrior?
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- yes, sir.
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My friends call me po.
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You can too.
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Hint, hint.
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- snap it shut, soldier.
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Stand up.
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Eyes front.
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Shoulders back.
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Suck in that gut.
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Suck it in, tubby.
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Suck, suck, suck!
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- I'm sucking, I'm sucking!
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- you're no warrior.
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You're a soft, simpering,
Whiny little panda cub.
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- okay, uh, that's
A little hurtful.
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- lances.
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- wait, no, I got a ticket!
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A golden ticket, it's--it's
Right, uh...
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Somewhere.
[chuckles]
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- [growls]
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- wa-tai!
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[grunting]
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- oof!
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- wa-ta!
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Got it.
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Huh?
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[nervous chuckle]
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Uh...
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- [laughs]
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That's the warrior spirit.
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Nice moves, son.
- ooh!
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- a little test there.
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Come on,
Let's get some chow.
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And then you're gonna help
Me rid china of evil.
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- yes!
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[eats noisily]
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- I'll tell you,
Dragon warrior,
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China's not
What it used to be.
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- I know.
It's been so damp lately.
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Mmm, amazing dim sum,
By the way.
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- look around.
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Evil is everywhere.
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Goats control the media.
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Even the food we eat
Is filled with toxic poisons.
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[angry grunts]
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- is this another,
Uh, test?
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He asked,
Rather hopefully.
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- well done.
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You can see the toxins flying
Through the air, can't you?
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I remember this one time
With minister cho li.
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Well done.
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I like you, dragon warrior.
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- I like you too,
General.
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- you got the spirit.
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You got the fire.
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You got the smell of burnt
Bamboo on a wet saturday.
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- is that...Good?
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- general, hundun has been
Sighted on the property.
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- hundun the rhino, here?
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- it's go time, soldier.
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- wow.
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Sweet.
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Closet.
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- I've collected rare weapons
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From all over the world.
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Like this one.
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[explosion]
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I call it mr. Kaboom.
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- can't talk.
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So awesome.
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- you up for this,
Dragon warrior?
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- general, us rough, tough
Warriors of the jade palace
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Have a saying:
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[explosion]
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[nervous laugh]
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Uh...
[growls]
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Ka kaw!
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Ka kaw--mmph.
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- keep it down,
Dragon warrior.
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Stealth is everything.
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- don't worry, general.
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He's mine.
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Um,
[chuckles]
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Sorry, I sort of broke
Your weapon there.
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- to the pure warrior,
Anything can be a weapon.
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- nicely done, general.
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But you ever seen this one?
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Booyah!
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- [laughs]
Atta boy.
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I knew you were right for this.
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[sniffs]
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I smell something.
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Rhino musk.
- eww.
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He's close.
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Think you can take him?
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- think?
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I don't think.
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I just...Mull things
Over a little bit
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And then, uh...
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Let's bag us a rhino!
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- go get him.
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- ki-yah!
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- you,
Where is the bakery?
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- [whimpers]
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I...What?
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- the bakery?
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I received this coupon
For free plum pie.
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I love plum pie like
A circle of plum love
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Greeting it's rhino mouth
In eating that I do!
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- I don't know.
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- what is it?
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Is it a story or a song title?
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How many words?
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- the rhino's coming, so hide.
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- hey!
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I'm here to claim my free pie,
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Which will be free and
Requiring no compensation.
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A pie!
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- what's he talking about?
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- I lured him here
With a fake coupon.
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Rhinos can't resist pie.
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- what do you mean, lured him?
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After he committed a crime?
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- crime? What crime?
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I lured him here
So I could hunt him.
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- hunt him?
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Like "Hunt him" hunt him?
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- affirmative.
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Hunt him for sport.
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That's what I do.
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- um, is this another test?
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'cause if hundun hasn't
Done anything wrong
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Then hunting him is,
What's the word?
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Hmm--wrong!
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- is this your way of angling
For the first shot at him?
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Go get him, dragon warrior.
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- but I...
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- go get him!
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[snorts]
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Well, go on, go on, go on.
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- come on, panda.
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Now, before he
Runs away all scared.
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- test or not,
I cannot let this happen.
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- huh?
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Po!
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- you spooked him.
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- uh, I'll get him, general.
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Wait here.
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- what are you doing here?
275
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,892
Of course, pie.
276
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,994
Did you get my pies?
277
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,263
- no, wait, wait, hundun.
278
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,264
You've gotta get out of here.
279
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,832
This guy's after your hide.
280
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:39,933
Literally.
281
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,468
- don't try to bamboozle me with
282
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,470
Your soft talking
Of whispered puzzlement.
283
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,038
I want my plum pie.
284
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,339
Which is round.
285
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,340
And pie-like!
286
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:50,878
- get down, po.
287
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:51,879
- pie robber!
288
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,516
- way to wear him down, soldier.
289
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,852
Come on, you horn-plated
Bootlicker.
290
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,858
- [enraged yell]
291
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,861
[both grunting]
292
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,300
- hundun, you've
Gotta get out of--uh-oh.
293
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,235
You have to run,
I'm trying to--
294
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,070
- aah!
295
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,039
- seriously, you--
[sighs]
296
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,876
- oof!
297
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:23,877
[grunts]
298
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,015
- well, I'll be dipped
In hot mustard.
299
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,817
You did it, dragon warrior.
300
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:33,053
- yeah, I guess I did.
301
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,421
Great hunt.
302
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,889
Bracing.
303
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,258
- oh, he's still kicking.
304
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,961
- uh, listen,
This has been fun, really,
305
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,263
But, uh, why don't I
Take it from here?
306
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:47,034
I'll get hundun to chor ghom
Prison for, uh, trespassing.
307
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,101
- chor ghom?
308
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,937
Nonsense.
309
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,438
We'll put him in
With the others.
310
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,906
- oh, well, well, uh--
311
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:53,740
Others?
312
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,109
- I store them here
For safekeeping.
313
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,879
It's the finest collection in
China, by the way.
314
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,280
- [gasps]
315
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,148
Scorpion!
316
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,351
Temutai?
317
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,987
Oh...Fung and gary--uh, gah-ri!
318
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,056
What have you done to them?
319
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,859
- I used the powder
Of the zou chow plant
320
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,193
To place them in a deep sleep.
321
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,996
They're awake,
But completely unable to move.
322
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,998
How about that, neat, huh?
323
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,268
- [screams]
324
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,235
- yeah, I know.
325
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,304
The eye thing's kinda creepy.
326
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,606
- oh...Look at the hourglass.
327
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,976
I...Really should be going and,
328
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,444
Uh, let you get back
To being crazy.
329
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,445
[yelps]
330
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,447
- dragon warrior, I assure you
331
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,450
I am completely sane.
332
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,619
Now put this copper wok
On your head.
333
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:43,390
It'll keep out the wiggling
Skull crack vibratories.
334
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,925
- 'kay...
335
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,894
- prepare the specimen.
336
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,442
[gas hissing]
337
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,281
- general, wait.
338
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,216
- [laughs]
339
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,159
[laughs]
340
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,995
Now he's completely helpless.
341
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,932
And he really pulls
The room together, don't he?
342
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,472
- so, just to recap,
You lure dangerous villains here
343
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,307
To freeze them for fun?
344
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:39,012
- soon, I'll have all the evil
In china locked away right here.
345
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,547
[laughs]
346
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,548
- [nervous laugh]
347
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,951
- [laughs]
- [laughs]
348
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,185
- [laughs]
349
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,987
- [forced laugh]
350
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,989
- ah, it's good to laugh.
351
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:49,990
- sorry, general.
352
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,624
- ya!
353
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,460
Have you lost your tiny wits?
354
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,495
- sir, I'm sorry.
355
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,130
I wanted to win your respect.
356
00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,067
But, respectfully,
You're kinda bonkers.
357
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,134
This is wrong.
358
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:06,639
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
359
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,042
- oh, I see.
360
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,144
Thank you for opening my eyes.
361
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,513
I was wrong.
362
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,082
About you!
363
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,483
You're just like
The rest of them!
364
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,352
You're a huge
Disappointment to me, boy.
365
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:24,357
But on the upside, you're gonna
Look just great on my wall.
366
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,292
- [gulps]
367
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,528
- you're mine, dragon warrior.
368
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,163
- general, don't.
369
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,531
I'm one of the good guys.
370
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,532
Good!
371
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,733
- ha, that's just what the
372
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,269
Voices in my head
Want me to believe!
373
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,371
- [growls]
374
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,576
Ha,
Who's the hunter and who's
375
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,546
The hunted huntee
Guy thing now?
376
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,714
- ya!
377
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,249
- [yelps]
- pepper juice.
378
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,250
- ah, sting-y!
379
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,552
Ooh, it burns, ooh!
380
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,486
Oof!
381
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,592
- get up and run, boy.
382
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,560
- [whimpers]
383
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,101
[breathes heavily]
384
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:12,072
[whimpering]
385
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,345
[screams]
386
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,585
[panicked breathing]
387
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:26,686
[screams]
388
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:41,101
- nowhere to run, panda.
389
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,071
- impending pain!
Impending pain!
390
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,815
[pants]
391
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,450
I made it.
392
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,618
I'm alive.
393
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,421
I gotta get back
To the jade palace.
394
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,355
I gotta get out of here.
395
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,758
[groans]
396
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,630
- the selfish dragon warrior.
397
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:14,467
Saving himself while
Others are left unsaved.
398
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,436
Through his not saving them.
399
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,638
- hundun?
400
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,774
I--I barely got out
Of there alive.
401
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,310
- and the rest of us?
402
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,212
Those that are
Currently innocent?
403
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,447
You are no warrior.
404
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,848
You are selfish.
405
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,219
And whatever is
The opposite of a warrior.
406
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,688
[echoing]
That's you.
407
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,557
- what?
408
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,658
[frustrated sigh]
409
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,727
Brain-trauma hundun
Is right.
410
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,795
I can't leave
Those guys there.
411
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,664
I gotta go back
And help them.
412
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,371
[both growl]
413
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,372
[screams and grunts]
414
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,813
- okay, bad guys.
415
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,816
For some weird reason,
I'm here to save you.
416
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:16,829
Okay...
417
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,898
It's righty tighty,
Lefty, uh, what is it?
418
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,167
Lefty...
419
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,168
- loser.
420
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,502
- no, it's not "Loser."
421
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,870
It's lefty, um...
422
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,272
[screams]
423
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,407
Okay, loser.
424
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,176
Oof!
425
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,710
- gotcha now.
426
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:31,678
[laughs]
427
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,782
- general, I came here
Because you were a hero.
428
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,883
- were?
429
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,286
- yes,
But "Were" could be "Are"
430
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:43,390
If--if--if--ah, you're
Acting crazy, general.
431
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,292
This isn't the way of a hero.
432
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,294
- you're right, this is.
433
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:49,796
[gas pumps]
434
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,437
- [laughs]
435
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,472
How do you like
That green gas?
436
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,308
Wait, green gas?
437
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:05,912
- I switched the hoses.
438
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,480
- but that'll wake them up,
439
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,482
You rancid dumpling.
440
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,494
[grunting, coughing]
441
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,365
- you.
442
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,600
You will pay
For what you have done to us
443
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,902
By paying us
For what you have done.
444
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,904
To us!
445
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,809
All: [menacing cries]
446
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,654
- fine.
447
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,921
I ain't running.
448
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,823
Do you worst, evil-mongers.
449
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,991
Aah!
450
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,959
- get him!
451
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,933
- [laughs]
452
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:01,934
- [grunts]
453
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:02,935
- [gulps]
454
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,808
- fung.
455
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,880
[both grunting]
456
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,590
- [laughs]
Wha--?
457
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,798
- [grunts]
458
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,870
Oof!
459
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,313
[groans]
That all--that all you got?
460
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,314
[sighs]
461
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,981
I sprinkle punks like you in
462
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,851
My...Steamed custard...Pie.
463
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,386
- mmm, pie.
464
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,587
Aah!
465
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,555
- ya!
466
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,028
Get away from the general.
467
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,496
He's a great leader,
468
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,498
Who's just gone
A little nutty.
469
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,334
Okay, a lot nutty.
470
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,902
Okay, I'm talking certifiably
Whacked out looney--
471
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,938
- I think they get the idea.
472
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:12,939
- right.
473
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,541
Now, back off, all of you.
474
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,344
I'm an expert at using this--
[screams]
475
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,378
Oof!
476
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,016
- thank you, dragon warrior.
477
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:24,951
Goodbye!
478
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,728
- this is not over.
479
00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,664
Because it will continue.
480
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,939
- nice work, dragon warrior.
481
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:51,744
Despite letting my life's work
Run through a hole in the wall,
482
00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,946
We made quite a team.
483
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,450
Except for you
Being totally evil and all.
484
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:01,120
- and except for you being as
Crazy as a big bag of cuckoo.
485
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,422
- [groans]
486
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:03,923
Touche.
487
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,459
So what are you gonna do now?
488
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,461
Freeze me like I did them?
489
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,763
Hoist me with my own petard?
490
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,666
- don't have a...Petard handy,
491
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,670
But, uh,
I do have another idea.
492
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,673
- they can't keep me
In here forever, po.
493
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,941
You'll see.
494
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,776
China needs me.
495
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:27,480
When I get out,
I'll build a huge boat from...
496
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:31,451
Noodles and jam...And stuff.
497
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,986
[laughs]
498
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,656
- 'kay, bye.
499
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,690
[yelps]
500
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,158
- well, I hope you're proud, po.
501
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,961
You've imprisoned the jade
Palace's biggest contributor.
502
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:44,464
- true.
Things could be worse.
503
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,098
- well, it was a bit
Crazy to let loose
504
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,134
The most dangerous
Criminals in china.
505
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,969
- me, crazy?
506
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:53,606
Shifu, I'm the sanest guy
You'll ever meet.
507
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,508
Now let's go get them!
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