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We had the dollars a month.

50. But, uh, rich people never pay retail.

You're marrying me. You're marrying my parents.

And I love you. I had nothing to do with your mother's death.

I thought your mother was one of the finest.

When someone tries to kill in cold blood,

you're married.

When someone tries to kill in cold blood,

we believe that person should be properly punished.

Switney, I'm investigating a first.

I'm innocent. They send me up.

I know.

Jaypane, look what happened to him!

You're part and perspective immediately.

You're free to go.

As Switney has demonstrated for a remarkable curve,

that in certain circumstances, I've just delighted you to be

with time to society as a productive servant.

All right, gentlemen, flick your bet.

Keep your eyes on the shell.

The hand is always quicker than the eye.

No! No! No! No!

Let's get married.

You're really lovely, don't you?

Yeah.

You son of a...

Last night, she had budge keeping

at some business dinner at the night.

So she could be with me for travel.

You don't think she's going to let Jeff, the carnival king,

keep her from having her Fun F I T T T?

You're going to kill her?

No?

What about those guys?

Now I get even.

You ain't give up the idea and get your revenge on our Saudi and his people.

You know, there was really only one thing that kept me going the whole time I was in prison.

I had a plan.

You know, all these deposits slipped, Carrie.

The mom's accountant on them.

And computer code.

So any deposit made on these slips, you credit it to his account.

I don't know anything about this, Mr. Osati.

Come on, it's a set up, Mr. Osati.

Open.

I think I just armed out with some carvamines.

Abacus.

Call the bank.

Tell him to stop the check I gave Jeff Stevens this morning.

No, Jeff is not here, budge.

Jeff is divorcing me.

If you're saying what I think you're saying, I'm not interested.

I'm not a criminal.

I'm looking for a job.

I can't believe you're actually asking to reinstate it.

Sorry, honey. No jail work.

Aid service.

One of our guests is missing a ring.

And you're only made with a prison record.

A little fact, we seem to have omitted on your job application.

I'll arrange a driver's license for you in the name of Ellen Branch.

Well, then, I'll iron driver to the Bellamy estate, arriving at 11 o'clock.

I'll give you the code for the alarm system and the combination of the safe.

I'll meet you in St. Louis, take the jewelry,

or light sample.

All right, now.

It's moment.

Is anyone?

You're under arrest.

You're under arrest.

You're under arrest.

You're under arrest.

You're under arrest.

What are you going to do with me?

That's for the courts to decide, ma'am.

And supporting stolen merchandise across the state line as a federal offense.

We'll be taking you off to the next station.

A bureau, Kyle, we'll be waiting to take you in.

Please.

You don't have to wear these when I get off at the station.

Looks like it's all here, ballast.

I think those cops are really necessary.

We're still going to be embarrassed.

Is that a social affair? It's a boy scam.

Come on, have a heart.

Okay, hold out your hands.

And I'm trying to do foolish.

I'll be standing guard right outside the store.

I'll be in for you when we get to the station.

Hey, you all right?

You look okay.

Your brother told me you were pretty sick.

Brothers?

Gosh, they didn't want to wake you.

Any idea where these brothers of mine went?

Sure. Just got off.

Want to catch your plane?

Hey!

Oh, my God!

That is a million bucks worth of this stuff.

Oh, my friend is going to be very happy when he gets this.

Just as long as I get my cut.

You will, Trevor. You will. Don't worry about it.

It took a minute, but you better not go willy-comms.

Yeah? So what happened to you?

I looked round you out in the hall somewhere.

Yeah, I didn't want that girl to see me. I met her somewhere before.

From what I hear, there isn't a girl you haven't met, Stevens.

I'm going to go to the hotel.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the FBI.

What are you doing here, ma'am?

Are you supposed to wait for the bureau car at the train station?

Funny thing. Never show.

Maybe I ought to come with you instead.

Wouldn't want to be accused of resisting arrest.

No, you can't do that. We're on another case.

He abouwes and I have to catch our plane.

Right. You can catch a submarine for all I care.

Just as long as you give me back the tools.

Sorry, ma'am. You can't do that. It's evidence.

Officer.

What the hell are you doing? You want to get us all arrested?

What seems to be the trouble here, ma'am?

Oh, no trouble. No trouble.

These two wonderful gentlemen here found some lost jewelry of mine

and they were returning it to me.

I was afraid I was going to have to go to the FBI.

Oh.

They were suggesting perhaps you could escort me to a taxi?

Certainly. You're happy, too.

Well, it's perfectly safe for you to return my jewels now.

No, I wouldn't have ever lived it better if we were...

Oh, no, no, no. I insist. I insist, please.

I couldn't bear for you to miss your plane, especially after you've been so kind.

Oh, here. Just a small token of my appreciation.

It's so rare to find an honest person these days.

I know you usually prefer emeralds, Mrs. Adolph,

but I did want you to see this.

I'm not nervous, isn't it?

It isn't but.

Excuse me for a moment, please. Miss North,

I sure miss Adolph the yearings ago of this series.

You there.

Miss Whitney.

I'm trying to...

I'm supposed to be on your way to St. Louis.

Sorry, you, Mr. Morgan.

I was just about to leave, but something came up.

Mm-hmm. I met them.

Then?

Those two keystone cops you sent to take the jewels away from me

so you wouldn't have to pay me my $25,000.

Are you telling me somebody robbed you with a Bellamy Jewels?

I'm telling you, they tried, Mr. Morgan.

You have the jewels?

In a lock, great grand central station.

Yes.

My congratulations, Miss Whitney.

You said Lear and your $25,000.

$50,000.

$50,000.

I had to steal the jewels twice.

Out of the question.

The key.

You're very good, Miss Whitney.

I could use you.

No, thanks.

I mean, on a permanent basis.

Out on any basis.

The real key.

Girl can't be too careful these days.

I'm going to go.

Step on up, folks.

Everybody's a winner.

Seven tries for a buck.

Here you go.

Three tries for 50 cents.

Seven tries for a buck.

You got any plans?

Nothing definite.

That jeweler friend here is called.

He sounded pretty mad too.

It was.

What are you grinning about?

I was a jeweler and some strange woman made a fool out of you too.

She got lucky.

Besides, she wasn't a stranger.

You knew her?

You met once over Champagne.

Do you remember to juggle anything besides women?

Do you?

Lowy's telling these jewels were founded at a million dollars.

Our client company is screaming.

The police sergeant investigating the alarm actually talked to the burglar.

He can't even give us a good description.

Here's a statement.

I've read it.

No information, no suspects, no leads.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Welcome to London this week, me.

Welcome to London.

Welcome to London.

I'll take these two also.

Thank you.

Send them to Miss Amy Branigan.

Cara Louisiana State Penitentiary.

I love it.

I'll take two.

Seven out of one ghost of the United States.

This is Ernestine Littlechap, New Orleans.

Thank you.

Exquisite peace.

Beautiful.

Extremely rare.

Should bring the highest price of anything at the auction.

I congratulate you on your taste.

I gather you're an expert.

I dabble a bit.

I'm going to heart talk, by the way.

Chasing with me.

Miss Whitney?

Maybe you can tell me something.

Yes.

I've noticed there are very few diamonds displayed here.

Yes, that is correct.

When you see diamonds only became popular less than a century ago.

Really?

Well, they are more common than other gemstones,

and less valuable, except for the large ones.

Then, of course, until quite recently, a few knew how to cut a diamond properly.

Now, take this stone here.

You see how irregular the facets are.

Look. Yes.

I'm afraid I grew up rather spoiled, surrounded by beautiful things.

My father was a banker in Munich,

when Hitler came to power, he was just stripped of everything.

I was sent to Switzerland for safety, but he was not so fortunate.

When the war was over, it was nothing for me to go back to.

So, I came here to London and opened a little antique shop.

So you are an expert?

Just a lover of beautiful things.

You must come and see my shop if you are staying in London for a few days.

In fact, I have a better idea.

I'm leaving a few friends down for the weekend to my little country house in Hampshire.

I should be delighted if you could join us.

Well, that's very kind of you.

But I'm not certain of my plans yet.

Of course.

Motie.

From Mr Hartock,

Mr Hartock will be sending a car for you on Saturday at 10 o'clock.

Excuse me.

Would you go right in?

Please.

Miss Sweetley, I'm delighted you decided to join us.

Miss?

Miss Dartock.

Cup, let me show you my little country hall.

Gunther!

Your pigeons are looking very sleek.

They have new racing feed you recommended.

May I present Miss Tracy Whitley,

or Maharanya Paul?

Oh, please.

Paul, me, Vijay.

Hello, Vijay.

Mr Hartock was just showing me his horses.

Yes, but this is my real hobby.

Hello, Margot.

Margot is my favorite, even though she bullies the others dreadfully.

She is the brightest and the fastest.

Is there a homie pigeon?

Quite so.

An amazing species.

They can fly back home from over 500 miles away.

It's a talent I find quiet, useful at times.

Don't I, Margot?

You don't think you're telling me to go?

You're not.

You're this.

So I said to the dude that this was all very well,

but I shouldn't try and race him in the Darby-Fyway.

Sir, Miss Whitley, you're an American, eh?

Yes, Miss Whitley's father is an old friend of mine.

Delightful man.

He is an oil.

A Texan?

I'd give him a better Texan.

What do they like, Miss Whitley?

Well, your lordship,

your Texan is a fella who likes everything big.

I'm talking big.

Big skies, big ideas, big money, just like God intended.

Why, if your Texan was to come see England,

he might think it was riding nice, or a backyard.

Oh, God, well done, Miss Whitley.

She should be able to stage.

Don't you think so, darling?

Well, I have to say.

Well, I did have aspirations, but Daddy wouldn't hear of it.

He sent me to this dreary little school in Switzerland.

Oh, really?

Which one?

I would just be in Switzerland, too.

Well, there are so many.

Why did you tell them I was an oil artist?

I wanted to see what you would do.

I must say you were quite wonderful.

Join me, my dear.

Brenda?

I'm so glad you liked the little brooch.

No, yes, you can.

Well, I'm bored to please you, but I had planned to return it after the weekend.

I can't accept it.

Oh, but you must.

It looks so well, honey.

What do you want from me?

You see the sort of life I need.

The people I know.

You could fit into that life very easily.

Thank you, brother.

I like being my own mistress.

It's a delightful idea, but I had a different sort of liaison in mind.

Kind of partnership.

In your antique business?

I waste your great talent.

You see, I travel in very affluent, international company.

I can introduce you under that golden circle.

Teach you how to safely acquire fabulous choles and art,

which are then disposed of quietly.

All prophets to be split evenly between us.

What do you say?

Who are you?

In spite of the impression we've given my guests,

you are not really an heiress.

Are you my dear?

Heiress has rarely hold prison records for armed robbery.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I have some connections in the States.

I so enjoy the story of the Bellamy Choles.

Thank you very much for your hospitality.

I'll believe in first thing.

Have you thought about what you'll do with the rest of your life?

It doesn't profit me to steal from the poor, my dear.

Most of my subjects have acquired their great wealth through less than commendable means.

They exploit the working class, cheat the government,

raid successful companies. They are remarseless.

This one I've had my own lately, a Maximilian Pierpont.

Banker update his own partner just to make another million.

Their thieves with no honor among them.

Surely you can put their money to better use.

Sleep on it, my dear.

I'll help you in any way I can, Mr. Cooper.

What I did speak to the police earlier.

Do you know her?

She was robbed last Christmas.

Yes? That's immediately St. John.

She's been a customer of mine for this one.

Mrs. Parrish, I...

This one? This one?

Ready, Mr. Cooper, how can I? You're going too fast.

Pull the lads slow down for you.

How about her?

I don't think so.

Oh, you don't think so? You're not sure?

Yes, I'm sure. No.

Yes, you're sure. No, you're not sure which...

This woman is not one of my customers.

I know.

The thief had to rent a car to get to Lois Bellamy's estate

and neither the robbery.

I traced it through.

Got fingerprints from the rental forms and had central compare them with the prison record.

I've told you. I don't know her.

It's been very helpful, Mr. Morgan. I hope to be seeing you again soon.

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Oh, I'm never going to make it.

Of course you are, my dear.

You only got one thing wrong that time.

Oh, I know. The wire into the carpet.

I think it's time for a little quiz.

Cushion cuts out fire. About 20 carats.

Or maybe a little less.

Good. Value?

$30,000.

Tassel design mounts.

The large diamonds are about nine carats.

Probably 45.

It's closer to 50,000.

And this.

That, my sly friend, is a fake.

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You're destined for greatness.

I think it's time we introduce you into society.

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Kiki, how nice to see you.

You and standardly bring me love.

We have the same identity, Madam de Montgier.

The Baroness Lithton.

Bonsoir Baroness.

Isn't she pretty?

Mm.

Mm.

What are you staring at, my dear?

Forgive me Baroness, I was just admiring new earrings.

Those diamonds must be for carats each.

And judging by the cat, very old.

Er...

This is not an oral examination. Just mingle.

Try to remember the names of the people you meet,

especially, but true, we'll stay there.

They will kick you for a bit.

She will introduce you to someone else, and so on, and so on.

Mm?

Mm.

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What a pity.

It is hardly the word for it, my dear.

They can feel half of Europe or more at last tonight.

But I never was very lucky with cars.

Unlucky in cars, Kiki.

But, uh, what?

Mm-hmm.

Well, how do you know?

I think this must be Kismet.

Ebegubaran?

Oh.

Finishing schools have worked wonders for you.

You must have mistaken me for someone else.

I see you've met Madam de Montgier.

Oh.

A chante, Madam.

Forgive me, Baroness, I must find Gunther.

Oh, well.

Nice accent.

It reminds me of Paris in the springtime.

Oh, I heard that you took Conrad Morgan for twice the money.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Take it easy.

I'm just trying to congratulate you. That's all.

Here, have some champagne.

Don't spill it.

There's 250 a bottle.

And then, rich people never pay retail, do they?

Champagne.

The yacht.

The drain.

Powers.

Sante.

Actually, it's, uh, Jeff Stevens.

We should get together while you're in town here.

A lot of things we could, uh, share, you know?

Oh, darling.

This is no time to renew old acquaintances.

Besides, we're leaving for Cortina tomorrow.

Mm, that's right.

Well, I've won my dime.

Tracy Whitney.

I don't know if you remember.

The one in the Renoir case.

But you said she was innocent.

Well, now she's guilty.

Of what?

Renting a sedan and driving it 36.2 miles on the night of the crime?

Morgan recognized her picture.

Did he say so? Where is that? Did I miss anything?

No, he didn't say so. Why should he?

He's behind a dozen major heists in the last two years.

We both know that.

And we both know there is an assured of evidence to prove it.

Face it, Cooper. She beat you.

Don't take it so hard. Even Sherlock Holmes must have had a bad week once in a while.

She'll make a mistake.

And you're going to be there with a handcuffs, hm?

That's right.

Is that him?

The friend.

Is that Maximilian Bierpott?

No, not yet.

You start with smaller fish. Recognize the woman?

Oh, she's an actress.

She's a woman.

She's a woman.

She's an actress.

She's a woman.

She's a woman.

She's a woman.

Oh, she's an actress.

Sylvana Luat.

That's it.

The man with her is also in the film business, her husband, Alberto Finanti.

He makes epics.

He employs actors and directors for very little money in exchange for a percentage of the gross, which of course he never pays.

You can't afford to.

He has to keep his wife decked out and all those guns.

Nothing but the best for his wife.

Hey, the guy's a simple guy, yeah?

Every time he is on faith, he buys at another piece of jewelry.

How's your collection?

Extensive.

Don't waste our time, huh?

No, no, no. I got to eat these to myself.

Come on, then, we missed the train.

All right, now we'd better hurry.

We have to make a purchase before we put you on that train.

Welcome to the Venice Symphony in Orange Express, Cinderella.

This is your compartment.

You will have a beautiful journey, all the way to Bella, Italy.

Do not worry, Signorina.

You will be a very private.

You need anything. Ask for Gina.

Thank you, Gina.

Gracias, Signorina.

Anything. Ask for Gina.

I will. Thank you.

I'm sorry, Madam, but we are full.

There is another sitting at nine if you will give me your name.

That's all right, I'm joining friends.

Send them in.

Oh, make your pardon.

It's wet, all right.

Is anybody sitting here?

They said it was all full up.

I don't suppose.

Sit down.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

You're so fine on the laddie.

Thank you for letting me know.

Don't mind my wife. She adores her fabric.

It's your first time on the Orient this place, son.

Yes, it is.

Oh.

You are an activist.

Oh, no.

No.

No, I'm just a tourist, Signor Bernati.

You know me too?

The journey of Hercules is my favorite of all your films.

I'm not only beautiful, but good taste too.

Is she not beautiful, Sylvana?

She is a jewel.

An emerald setting diamonds, I think.

What is your name?

Tracy.

With me.

Thank you.

Tracy with me.

It's lovely.

Very pretty.

Do you want to know, Siobhan's name before she changed it?

Shut up.

It's Aitita Toqola.

To Mayali.

The only way to roam?

Roam has many sides for the tourist.

Actually, I'm hoping to find a position in Europe.

I'm a legal secretary.

And then you must come to Verona.

I can help you there.

I have offices and many, many clients.

Oh, no.

Stay, you must go, Sylvana.

Siobhan, look to her.

Put Tana.

Look.

She must go, Sylvana.

She has Tana.

Tana, tell her to me.

Such a beautiful dress.

Tell you a secret.

I spelled her wine and papa so she would go.

She has no manners.

The life of an actress must be very difficult.

I tell you, it was a difficult life.

I break my back to give her everything.

You think her feels mega-dime?

You see, the way she behaves.

That woman is crazy with jealousy.

Women find for her to be very attractive.

I can understand that.

Why don't we have coffee with her?

We have coffee back in my compartment.

This is more pleasant.

I don't want to disturb this in your loaddy.

My wife is in number 70.

I mean 71.

If we are very quiet, we will not disturb her.

I have coffee alone with you.

You're so famous.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if somebody saw?

Embarrassing?

Wouldn't it be better if we had our coffee?

Coffee in Verona?

We will now meet here.

The train gets in about two.

I will be waiting at five.

I won't be late.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! You're not!

No!

You're not!

I bring it all!

The

I don't understand how they could have entered.

I would have heard them.

This thief spread either through your door so that you would not awaken.

A professional.

Where were the jewels, Ceniridullawadi?

Here, right here. This is where I keep them. I have this with me always.

Not what is Ceniridullawadi.

There is no way the jewels can have been removed from this train. No, no.

The jewels are still here and so is the thief.

And we will search until both are found.

They have sent me for the dikes.

Stupid old Ceniridullawadi is the victim.

Scoozy.

Detective, this is an outrage. We've been here for hours.

Scoozy, no problem. In English.

Oh, Ceniridullawadi. I'm terrible for you.

Don't tell her if I can do it. It'll cost me a fortune to replace those jewels.

A fortune!

Let me insurance.

Ceniridullawadi has no insurance.

Ceniridullawadi, you will please come with me.

Just a moment where you take it.

Order, Ceniridullawadi.

But I know you, Ceniridullawadi.

Don't worry. I'm sure they're questioning everybody.

Ceniridullawadi tells me that you're dying with her and her husband the last evening.

Yes, that's right.

Do you make it a habit to die with complete strangers?

No, of course not.

Then you are acquainted with Ceniridullawadi.

Could you stand still, please? It's making me dizzy.

I asked, are you acquainted with Ceniridullawadi?

No. I wonder what you're wrong in a window? It's getting so close.

And yet you will join the hell for dinner?

Well, dining car was so crowded, Inspector Mavaglass.

What?

Tell me, Ceniridullawadi, are you traveling alone?

Yes, and it's in your room.

You're married?

I'm a widow.

There is no one about this train who knows you.

No one.

Harvey and I were gonna make this trip together.

We'll plan that.

Harvey?

My husband. He's dead.

I'm sorry.

It's just when you asked me if I was traveling alone.

No, no, no. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Be all right. I'll be all right in a minute.

You were asking me a question.

Please. Thank you, your time.

No, no, I want to help. If I can be any help at all.

Inspector.

We cannot hold this train any longer.

It is already hours late, and the commission is furious.

I get your bags in your arena.

No.

It's that one.

It's that one.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

I'm glad you're late in your arena.

Enjoy your stay in the room, senor.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bella.

Bella isima.

I would not like you to forget such a face.

Have a pleasant journey.

Very pleasant.

Thank you.

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The Lord is merciful when we ask him to forgive us.

You listen.

Oh my God, I am hardly sorry with affinity.

Are you in some kind of trouble?

How can I help you?

I can't. I want to try.

Go home, Mago.

I don't leave it. She couldn't have done that, none of it.

I don't leave it. She couldn't have done that, none of it.

I don't leave it. She couldn't have done that, none of it.

She couldn't have London traffic to contend with. What time does she get in Stanley?

4.0, sir. Oh, I still don't believe it.

You owe me a hundred pounds.

It'll fly from London as a mere mornings exercise, isn't it, Mago?

It'll fly much farther if necessary. You're not really going to hold me to that hundred pounds.

Certainly am. But I think I'll let you earn it.

Yeah.

A Mediterranean cruise?

I think you are ready for Maximilian Pierpons,

don't you?

Oh, thank you. Max?

Max, I believe you're everywhere for you.

This is Max Bridges.

Oh, Max Bridges, how do you do this?

Yes, so, Blanche showed me a book. No, no, you read it, definitely.

I have to cut my remember to stick with it.

Of course, I'm dead. I can put it down.

Yes, yes, yes.

Good evening, Miss Stome. I'm sorry, but...

Good evening, darling. Max, here you are. You are meeting someone for dinner?

What's your power? Perhaps he has to set the table for us his second seat seat.

Oh, no. I told him I'd get hungry by seven.

Look, well, it's already 705. He should be here.

I tell you what, why don't you go on and collect his number for me so I can call his state room and hurry him on up?

Thank you. We must have.

I love the hair.

What are you doing on this cruise ship?

Same thing you were doing, cruising?

Shouldn't you be on a river boat?

What are you going to have, the squam or the squid?

I have a dinner day, you'll have to go.

That wouldn't happen to be Maximilian Pierpont, would it?

Max, Barry, we're shuffleboard partners, he's a dream. Get lost.

Come on, it's me you're talking to, kid.

We're both on this cruise for the same reason. But relax, he missed the boat.

What does that mean?

Pierpont's not sailing with us. He pulled his reservation at the last minute.

But then, you're not interested in Maximilian Pierpont, are you?

Oh.

Look, we're going to be on this floating country club for a week.

We should declare a truce.

You know what we should do.

We should say good night. Good night.

As you'll see, none of these women are alike.

And reports suggest that they are English, French, Italian, almost anything.

You will be Monsieur Capaire.

I'm Inspector Trenno from Interpol. Welcome to Paris.

Monsieur Capaire is an insurance inspector from the United States.

Some of his European client companies have suffered heavy losses lately

and I have agreed to extend our cooperation.

We know that we are dealing with an international gang of very clever women.

The victims are invariably of unsavory reputation,

but there is never violence involved.

And that is all we know. We have no clues at all.

Why not?

They're almost here.

I mean, it's impossible for a large group of people to keep a secret, isn't it?

I mean, someone invariably drinks too much, talks too much, spends too much.

Perhaps, Monsieur, you should study the fails before voicing an opinion.

Oh, I've read your files. Now I want access to your computers.

How do you study them?

They're all in the mail.

No relation.

I love that.

I love that.

That's an Englishman.

Oh, your impression of a lawn flamingo?

Whoa! Hey! What happened?

You know who that rude jagger was?

I know, Jeff. I don't.

I always bore Smellnikov, the Russian chess champion.

Please go away. You're ruining my concentration.

Really, Jeff? What Smellnikov had to do with you and me?

I'll tell you what he's got to do with us if he can make us a small fortune on his voyage.

Oh, Jeffy, tell me your terrific plan.

Okay, then. I'll leave.

Don't, listen. You know who else is on board here?

Hayden Nedjalesco.

Who's Phaedra Naga Wella-lesco?

He's the Romanian chess champion.

Two champions?

Does this suggest anything to you?

No.

It's the perfect thing. I can set it up so you play both of them, and we clean up here.

You want me to play two world chess champions?

That's your perfect setup?

Like it?

Love it.

Just one tiny problem.

What?

I don't play chess.

Not sweat, I'll teach you.

Why don't you go change before someone mistakes you for the head-waiter?

Are you going to stay here all night?

I have total access to this room for 24 hours. You can check with your new.

I just mean it's dinner time.

I'm going to eat with some friends. You want to come?

No.

I think you're a little shy.

Come on.

Give me a slide.

I have a lot of work.

It's a case worn on the way.

Is this your first time in Paris?

I didn't come here to see Paris.

I had a job in Frankfurt once.

I know I lonely it can be working in a country where you don't speak the language.

You've got yourself.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's all right.

Hey.

Bourbon and Brains, please.

Oh, by the lady at drink?

I just ordered.

I am Pieter LeBlanc, who of course you know that.

I do.

Oh, the chest plier?

The greatest chest plier.

No stuffing.

I thought that Russian guy was a champ.

And Lenny Koffie's a clown, a great Russian bear.

And Paula Niamworld famous.

I did my concert here.

I have a national here.

Shamer and you, Theresa.

Rusty.

Rusty?

Rusty Storm. How you doing?

I'm not sure you know this one.

Say, was she giving you that old line about not knowing a pawn from a bishop?

I bet she pretended she didn't even know who you were, huh?

Rusty, I promised your daddy no more chest matches.

This is a joke?

Is she plays chess?

I don't know how to lose.

The girl does not know how to lose.

She's a remarkable chest player, but you know, I warned her against trying to hustle a champion like yourself.

Jeff.

Oliver.

Oliver?

Uh-huh.

Rusty, you're going to have to be content with just playing Melnikov.

You know, she bet Melnikov a thousand dollars that she could win at least a draw.

Oh, I did not bet a thousand.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Sorry, it was $5,000.

See, Rusty wanted to play both of you simultaneously.

Yeah, in English, that means both at the same time.

Lenny Koffie has accepted.

He couldn't...

Couldn't turn it down.

No, he couldn't turn it down.

He $5,000.

I mean, we're the Harmonary.

I'll tell you, we're the Harmonary.

She's a woman.

I'm a woman.

You cannot ask a pig to grow wings and fly.

You can't ask a pig to grow wings and fly.

Women cannot play chess.

Women can't play chess.

To play chess, you must have mathematical thinking.

Absolute concentration.

Logic.

Women have no logic.

I'll make it 10,000.

Rusty, I promised you daddy no more of these matches.

15.

20.

Rusty's a champion.

This is absurd.

Ha!

Maelico, say you'd be afraid to take me out.

Fight!

I'm not doing...

You just backed me up 20,000 dollars.

No, no, no.

You got me.

You get me out.

I got you.

Maelico, say you'd be afraid to take me out.

Huh?

What about that?

Oh, my...

You just got me so mad.

Oh, my...

Stuff about flying pigs.

I've never seen you panic like this.

I think I kind of like it.

Look, I'm telling you, this can work as long as we get to Maelnecoff before Nenjalesco does.

No, no.

I can't play two chess champions simultaneously.

I can't play them one at a time.

But you come up with a name like Rusty Storm.

You're not listening to me.

I can't play chess.

Oh, no.

Why didn't you tell me this before?

I've been telling you and telling you and telling you.

Oh, I'm rolling.

Oh, God, I'm rolling.

Jeff.

Come on.

I told you I did you to play, didn't I?

Oh, no, no, no.

I don't want you to teach me how to do it.

Trenyo.

In the morning, whatever it is.

I need the files of all your unsolved cases for the past nine months.

Go home, Capero.

I need the Picasso theft in Belgium.

I need the Finati Jewell theft on the train.

Janine will get them, Tleil.

Janine is going home and the office is locked.

Then wait until the morning.

I need them now.

I have given you all the information connected with the cases and with the gang.

If you have found nothing, go back to America.

Andre.

Coming, Sherry.

You were told to cooperate with me.

Between the hours of eight and six.

I can prove your gang is one woman.

You have found something.

Give me the files.

No.

I do not play amateurs.

My employees are in 20,000.

You insult me with top money.

You can beat her in six months and take you a lesson.

I am not in the business of teaching lessons to spoil women.

Hey, you want a meter?

I want to do my exercise.

You don't exactly have to match your wage.

Explain all that to Pietro.

Piet, do you want to go?

Mount Le Corfis set.

He loves the idea that he can beat you in fewer moods than Neglic.

You got me doing it now.

Negulos go.

Right.

Bonjour, come on, Tae-Vu.

Bonjour, bien merci.

Listen up.

Pietro Vils of Buza and Escortcheza II.

That's why Blanche is very jealous.

He's always babysitting.

Now, I want you to announce tonight and introduce yourself.

Think you can handle that?

Yeah, right.

Okay.

Bonjour Vils is going to get the ball rolling for us.

Nice outfit.

I didn't use my tie.

That's great.

I'm just going to have a hand on the outside.

Join us.

Join us.

Not just over to any of us.

Let's go.

It's a pain to me outside.

I'm going to put that pain on the outside right there.

It's a pain to me outside.

Oh.

Hi, Haines.

Boy, you sure we're looking good at on that shuffleboard court today.

Harroot, why don't you and me have a little drinky and she's a fatabat?

Right?

Choose a fat.

Harroot.

Harroot.

Lancier, go away.

Me and Harro is just going to have a little fun now.

Come along, Mr. Orr.

We really must sit down.

Oh, wow.

Well, no, I was just talking to Blanche dear.

I wanted to ask her where she got that techie hat.

Hey, Blanche, who's your other friend?

Do sit down, Mr. Orr.

Oh, why don't we have a little drink now?

Jimmy?

I think you've had enough to drink, don't you?

Now, I want to talk to you about this chess match.

You don't have a prayer of winning it and you know it.

Oh, of course I'm going to win that chess match.

Oh, boy, if I can't play chess, better than those two jokers.

Shh!

Don't shush me.

Oh, tough enough being on this puddle jumper with all these old people.

I'd have another drink.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

You work for that woman?

Actually, her father.

She likes to wage her, so I'm supposed to help her keep her shirt on.

Literally, I expect.

Must be a full-time job.

Oh, I'll say.

Now she's bet $20,000 that she can play those two famous chess champions to a draw.

Two. Simultaneously.

Harold, this is chairs for you.

There you go.

Oh, I can see myself in your shoes.

You lose.

She'll lose, of course.

Perhaps if it will more.

Show me where your love line is, baby.

I see it's going all the way up and all the way up.

Might teach her a lesson.

I'll put £10,000 on the champions.

Oh, no.

Good idea, Blanche.

You bet something too, chit.

You're very sensitive, Santa.

Bet you're burning.

I do, right.

Are you teaching?

Are you thinking?

Oh, I bet you are.

I bet you are.

Oh, come here.

What was that commercial in the large last night?

All the passengers were placing wages.

The woman from Texas is playing against Manacoff and Nagulesco.

Everybody is betting against her, of course.

This is all legitimate.

Oh, yes, Missy Oliver Westfall is taking the bets.

He's being very scrupulous.

He's asked me to hold the stakes.

I suppose it's all riding.

Captain, I happen to know a bit about chess.

This is one game at which you cannot cheat.

In that case, put them 50 for me, will you?

On the champions.

Of course.

Mr. Westfall, is it too late to taste a bit?

Yes, actually it is.

Oh, please.

Please, look, it's only £5,000.

Oh, my God.

Don't you think you should just put £50 down for the fun of it?

Sad like my late husband.

Good heavens, please.

Take the bet.

Remember, put it on Miss Tor.

On Miss Tor?

Yes.

You do understand that she's playing two chess champions simultaneously.

I understand perfectly.

She wouldn't have made such an absurd bet.

And you, she could beat them.

You know, I admire her spot.

I admire you.

I admire you.

Mel in the coffee play black, then you let's go white.

Did he still make people walk the plank?

Ah, nothing going wrong.

Don't say that. Bad luck.

Except for one crazy old lady, everybody on this ship is bet against you.

We stand to make over 300,000.

What else I lose?

Just keep the chess board in your mind.

Concentrate on one move at a time.

Remember what I showed you?

I start with Malnikov.

But...

Butterflies.

Oh, what about the rooms? Did you check?

They're on the same deck right across the corridor from each other.

It's all set up. Perfect.

All right?

Look it.

Let me do it.

Fuck.

You try that again.

It'll kill you.

It might be worth it.

Hi, answer.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Evening, comrade.

Don't let all these people make you nervous.

What will begin?

I'll go in now. I'll be right back.

What do you get that move?

This won't take long, baby.

Oh, maybe you're not a complete amateur after all.

Get off your shoes, honey. It's going to be a long night.

I just want to be able to look for somebody to figure out.

No, I'm not.

What are you doing now?

Finish it.

I don't understand it. Please like a champion.

I'm not going to do it.

Let me pass.

Sorry. No visiting between the two games. You know that.

I'm not going to do it.

Hey, you do anything later?

Queen.

I'm not going to do anything.

I'm not going to do anything later.

I'm not going to do anything later.

Oh, fish are going to bite.

I'll feel your draw.

I didn't hear you.

I'll fight you on draw.

Congratulations, my dear. I knew my confidence was not misplaced.

All I want is to get off this boat before Nagil, let's go and mill the cuffs with their hands together.

Don't worry about that. I arranged for a launch.

Besides, I don't think the last thing we'll just talk to each other again.

Does anybody else?

Well done.

You're wonderful, Mr..

There was a brilliant plan. I want to...

You're making a good team.

What do you mean?

I better get some sleep.

Plus dreams.

Now, I'll let the arrangements you ask for.

The launch will take you both ashore before we dock.

That will give you a head start through customs.

Will Miss Store want her winnings in cash or check?

Oh, she'd prefer cash.

Listen, I had an idea.

With all these arrangements to be made ahead, the flight to the state's hotel reservations,

alerting a pilot at the ranch, I thought it might be better if I left a little bit earlier.

Is that possible?

Well, there's an earlier merboat.

Say, that would be perfect.

Surely you do not wish to wake Miss Storema, ta ta?

Oh, no, no, no, we don't want to do that. Let her sleep, poor thing.

She can take the launch later.

Well, thank you very much.

Cash?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It is five o'clock in the morning.

Get down here right away, I found her.

Who do you think you are talking to?

Get down here now.

I'm going to go to the cross check.

You're unsolved cases with the immigration reports of American tourists.

She's there every time.

You can't have been one woman.

What about the Joel robbery on the Orient Express?

It must have been with the Apartment.

Why?

All she had to do was transfer the jewels from the overnight case to the L'Orédi's other suitcase.

The O'Dies luggage wasn't searched.

And she switched the baggage at this station.

Now, I want you to notify every police department in Europe I want her watched.

I don't think the thing that you solved decays that battled the interpond,

but this is what you're looking at.

Tracy Whitney is your international gang of women.

And if you don't put green notices out on her right away, you're a bigger fool than I thought.

I don't think I hear.

I don't think I hear.

I don't think I hear.

I don't think I hear.

I don't think I hear.

Oh, man.

How you doing, forward?

Tracy.

You surprised to see me? I just bet you are.

I left you a note.

I'm impressed.

And what would I have found when I got to the hotel? Another note?

Hey, you know we were partners. A man doesn't cheat his partner.

You set this whole thing up just to get even.

What?

The Bellamy Jewels.

Oh, there's no point arguing about it. I'm here and I want half the money.

I never intended to cheat you out of your share. Tracy.

Where's my money?

You got me all wrong. Let's talk about it.

You make me lose count.

It's not safe to eat alone, and Marc said they've done studies on it.

Okay, dinner. Seven o'clock Hotel Lobby.

Could you ring Miss Whitney for me, please?

Miss Whitney.

No, Miss Whitney.

Oh, sorry, Miss Tracy Whitney, American.

No, Miss Whitney.

Oh, what I really met was Miss Rusty Storm.

Yeah.

No Rusty Storm.

Madame de Marné. No Madame de Marné.

Well, did anyone leave a message for me?

And what are your names? My name is Jeff Stevens.

Only something for only the West for.

Yeah, that's me.

Well, the woman who wrote this, what room is she in?

She's not in any room, is she? She checked out.

Okay.

No.

No, no.

No.

Oh, no.

Tracy Whitney.

Tracy Whitney.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

No.