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A serial dater?
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I've gone out with
every guy in Boston.
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Not one of them worked out?
Besides Larry.
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Greg. Until Renee stole him away.
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- Your roommate stole your boyfriend?
- Well, sort of.
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- They sang a song together.
- Sang a song.
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Come on.
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One hundred point two.
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I wonder if you do have strep and
that's why this seems to recur.
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All right, up to bed we go.
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Do you still feel nauseous?
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Not as much.
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Oh, wait, let me get the Motrin.
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Uh-oh.
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- Maddie?
- I don't feel so....
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Oh, Maddie! Maddie!
Oh, my-- Maddie?
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I've been down this road
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Bygones
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
That ljust can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine the light
To fiind my way back home
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Baby
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I'm fine. This is so embarrassing.
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Honey, just try to stay calm.
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I'm calm.
You called the fire department.
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She seems normal.
She's not running a fever.
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- Well, then why did she faint?
- Well....
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Either she's had some sort
of panic attack, or....
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- Or what?
- She's pregnant.
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Did you hear me?
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Hello?
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Everybody here? Seats, please.
I have an announcement.
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You're changing the name
to Fish, McBeal and Bump.
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- That hurts my feelings, Morgan.
- I apologize, Debbie.
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Never mind. Actually, Nelle...
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...you're close. Well....
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I'm just gonna say it.
I'm taking Liza for my first wife.
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And I'm taking Richard
for my very first husband.
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We're getting married.
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- You've got to be kidding.
- We're in love now.
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- Why not commit for now?
- Wait just one second.
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- Now, you two are getting married?
- You know what they say, Ally.
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After 30, you're more likely
to be hit by lightning.
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(GROWLING]
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Now, the date is June 8th...
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...so save the day and night.
Big party. Gaudy.
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- June?
- What's the rush?
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While we're still in love.
It'll be funner.
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What are you two, like, nuts?
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RICHARD: A lot of you have doubts.
I understand.
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The truth is, most couple's
sexual passions...
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...begin to wane
before they marry.
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We want to be married
for the sexual peak years.
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Is it a gamble? Of course.
But what is love if not a risk?
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And should it fail for some reason....
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- Bygones.
- Bygones. Divorce-a-rooni!
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- She's being socially battered.
- "Socially battered"?
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- Know what relational aggression is?
- Well, l.... No.
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It's complicated.
For the sake of simplifying...
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...boys bully with fists, girls do it
with gossip, exclusion, putdowns.
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With boys,
enemies do the damage.
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With girls, it's the friends.
The scars go much deeper.
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And girls, in a word, are vicious.
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It's causing a great
amount of stress.
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Well, she hasn't said anything.
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They never do.
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Maddie was involved
in a three-way last night.
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Do you know what a "three-way" is?
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Ms. McBeal?
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(STAMMERS]
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It's when three people engage in--
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- A phone call.
- A phone call.
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Two friends conspire against a third.
Maddie and Myra called Jodi...
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...didn't tell Jodi
Maddie was listening...
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...and got Jodi to talk about Maddie.
She said some very nasty things.
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That's the game.
Talk about the girl listening in.
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- What did Jodi say?
- A lot. But on top of this...
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...Maddie's feeling very displaced.
She had friends in N.Y.
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They're gone. Her father's gone. Her
whole life has been ripped from her.
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It's.... It's serious?
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Ms. McBeal, your daughter basically
had a nervous breakdown. She's 10.
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- Marriage?
- It doesn't mean I don't love you.
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- That's not it.
- I want you to be the best man.
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Do you really know her?
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John, every relationship is like
a cave. You explore it, mine it...
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...but you have to venture into
darkness. That's the glory of love.
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With Liza, the best cave is
padlocked till marriage.
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- Love is the key.
- This is serious.
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- For once, I'm being serious.
- You're being insane.
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This is worthy of Ally. Are you afraid
of Liza leaving you? ls that it?
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- Every love you've had has died.
- I wanna get married!
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- You've known her a month!
- Hey!
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Talking about me? Oh, hi, John.
Oh, so cute.
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I don't mean to be a stick in the mud,
but I have a problem with this.
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- Why are you getting married?
- Oh.
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First, if a woman goes too long,
men start to think...
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...there's something wrong.
Divorcées fare better.
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Second, well, Fishy's so fun
and exciting.
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- Fishy?
- Listen.
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About the wedding. I don't like walking
down the aisle. It's too formal.
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That's how we walk into court.
I wanna be suspended from the ceiling.
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If you love me, you'll say yes.
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Hello? Liza! Liza! Oh, my dear!
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Thank you for coming.
This is Reverend Buck.
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- He'll perform the ceremony.
- Richard, great pleasure. Oh, my son!
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I can't believe it!
She's like my own daughter.
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And you're getting married!
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It's okay. Don't worry.
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- Did it happen?
- What?
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I guess it did.
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- Emotions make him go vasovagal.
- Vasovagal?
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- Vasovagal.
- And laughter. But he wakes back up.
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- They make him faint.
- No biggie.
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No biggie? How can you perform
a wedding? When Liza and l...
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...exchange our vows
and express our love...
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...I can assure you
it's going to be funny.
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You did that on purpose.
Are you okay?
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I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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- Richard, Ally's called a meeting.
- Ally did?
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You made her partner,
now she gets to call meetings.
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Where is she? She calls a meeting
and then doesn't show up.
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- Easy, little guy.
- Don't call me "Iittle guy," youngster.
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Thanks for coming. Sorry about the
short notice, but it's important.
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- You're changing hair color?
- Not that important.
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But I am resigning.
Effective immediately.
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- Ha-ha.
- No, I am.
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I'm taking Maddie to New York
so she can be close to her friends.
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My house is on the market
if anybody's interested and....
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Well, that's it.
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All I ever wanted was to be rich and
successful and have three kids...
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...and a husband who was waiting home
for me at night and-- Look at me!
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Look at how I've....
I don't even like my hair!
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- Ally? Are you all right?
- Mm-hm, mm-hm. I'm fine.
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I can see you're not.
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You just announce that
in a staff meeting?
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Well, uh-- Should I have called
everyone in one by one?
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You could've called me in.
You owe me that.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, hello! I'm Claire Otoms.
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- Ally?
- Richard, not now.
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You don't just announce
you're leaving--
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- I said, not now.
- When, then?
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ALLY:
Elaine.
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I don't care.
But this is way too rash!
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- Don't lecture me on rash, Mr. Groom.
- Take some time--
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- I don't have time.
- Maddie misses her friends?
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- Maddie is cracking up!
- It could be genetic.
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She's falling apart.
The doctors say it's serious.
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She needs to go back to New York
and I need to go with her. And l--
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I just really need you to
accept this, Richard.
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What about your career?
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Well, they have law firms in New York.
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- It could be temporary.
- You wouldn't be resigning...
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...if you thought it were temporary.
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I want you at my wedding.
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I'll be back.
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- In three weeks? Suppose Maddie's sick?
- She won't be.
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I just talked to Liza. We can
push it up. When do you leave?
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- Tomorrow night.
- Then it's tomorrow.
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Oh, Richard.
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We'll have a private ceremony
in the office.
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- Richard, you don't--
- I want you at my wedding.
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- I will be back.
- Suppose Maddie's sick?
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She is not that sick.
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Well, we'll have a small ceremony
here tomorrow.
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And if possible, you can come back
for the church thing later.
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But we're exchanging vows tomorrow.
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- Tomorrow?
- I know. I know. It's insane, but....
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They'll have a reception at the bar
and then I'll come back here...
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- ... and we'll still make our flight.
- Why are we rushing?
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Dr. Winston thinks it's important
for you to go to school...
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...before summer break so you can
reconnect with your friends.
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("HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS]
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Oh, no. No. What?
What, you think you're funny?
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No, no, no. And you?
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This is not your moment. Okay?
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And you, you're not even
from New York.
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Ally?
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- Who are you talking to?
- Just one of my fantasies.
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I told you I talk to them sometimes.
Can you excuse me for one second?
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If any of you plan on going with me,
forget about it. Right now.
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Are we clear? Do you hear me?
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(DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, brother. You know, this is just--
Well, what? What now? What?
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- True?
- True.
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Come on, Renee.
Don't you start too. It's tough enough.
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And we haven't seen
all that much of each other anyway.
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We might see each other more now,
since we're forced to make an effort.
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We could kind of look at this as
a sort of a reunion. Okay?
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Okay.
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JOHN:
Would you...? I mean, consider me?
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Well, I probably wouldn't consider
dating you...
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...because you're my boss, and we work
together. But otherwise....
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Yeah. I would consider it.
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I'm sure I would. Otherwise.
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Nelle? Hello?
How long have you been there?
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- Have you talked to her?
- Who?
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Ally.
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About what?
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Nelle, we all move on at some point.
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Richard's getting married.
Ling became a judge.
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Ally's going to New York.
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People move on.
It's part of life. People move on.
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Right.
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Why are you in this thing?
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- Emotion makes him go vasovagal.
- Vaso-what?
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Not to worry.
The robe will cover the harness.
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- If I black out, just give it a tug.
- This is ridiculous.
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The harness keeps me from falling,
tug wakes me up. I won't miss a beat.
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- Am I the best man or the rope tugger?
- Both! Just do it!
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Richard, come here.
This is either newfound maturity or...
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- ... your dumbstick's defining moment.
- John. Have I ever made sense to you?
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- Yes. It's always been about money.
- Exactly. This time it isn't.
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Lots of people elope. I just want to
do it with my friends there. And Ally.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- So are you ready for the wedding?
- Oh, yeah.
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We've had some fun times in here,
haven't we?
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Yeah.
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Remember when you lost the bet and you
had to get up and tell the dirty joke?
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Oh, God!
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First flea goes, "Why are you cold?
Didn't you do what I said?"
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Second flea says, "I did exactly what
you said. I went into a bar...
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...had a couple of drinks, climbed up
the leg of a beautiful stewardess...
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...nestled in and passed out all
snuggled up. Next thing you know...
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00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:17,806
...I'm zooming down the freeway in the
moustache of a guy on a motorcycle. "
230
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,190
That was terrible.
231
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,279
Hello, Renee.
232
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,240
- Are we doing one-on-ones now?
- Oh, Elaine.
233
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:39,912
The wedding's about to start.
You're wanted upstairs.
234
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:46,460
Do you, Richard, take Liza to be your
wedded wife? To have and to hold....
235
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,254
- Why is the minister in a cage?
- Shh.
236
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,216
- You "shh"!
- Am I underdressed?
237
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,551
- You look like a float.
- Shh. Shh!
238
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:59,515
- To love and to cherish, always?
- I do.
239
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:05,687
And do you, Ally,
take Billy, Larry, Victor, whoever...
240
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:10,984
...to be your wedded husband? To have
and to hold, from this day forward...
241
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,488
...for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer...
242
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:19,451
...in sickness and in health,
to love and to cherish, always?
243
00:19:20,077 --> 00:19:22,746
Duh. That's why I'm here. Hello?
244
00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:26,375
Hello, dear. Now, you each have a ring.
245
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:30,963
You have written your own vows.
Would you care to go first, Liza?
246
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,635
Richard. I know everyone thinks
I'm getting married because...
247
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:42,307
...I'm sick of being a virgin and to
have sex in keeping with my values.
248
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:47,437
The truth is I really do love you.
249
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:54,862
I'm not a person who loves easily,
if at all.
250
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,781
But, Richard, I love you.
251
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,705
That was beautiful. Richard?
252
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:11,211
Yes. I think the question on a lot of
your minds, since we haven't...
253
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:16,133
...known each other too long, "Will we
be having safe sex tonight, or...
254
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:20,929
...because we're husband and wife,
donate the Trojans to a shelter? "
255
00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:26,226
Well, the truth is, safe sex
has always been easy for me.
256
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,688
Safe love, that's something different.
257
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,567
Then I met you.
258
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:39,656
Someone who's just as afraid of it.
Just as outwardly....
259
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:44,203
Dismissive of it.
But inside, just as desperate for it.
260
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:54,546
I think one of the reasons I wanted to
get married today--
261
00:20:54,713 --> 00:21:00,219
There's a risk that Ally might not
make it back in June. And....
262
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:06,725
I was unwilling to assume that risk.
Ally.
263
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:11,730
The Biscuit said that
my marrying Liza today...
264
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:16,693
...was worthy of you.
And I would agree.
265
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:22,282
Without your influence, I don't think
I would be open to the....
266
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:30,707
Well, the insanity that's just caused
me to go with what I feel.
267
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,839
And I know what I feel.
268
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,092
I love you, Liza.
269
00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:45,347
And I'm betting on that love,
as new as it is.
270
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:59,486
With this ring I give you something
I've never given anybody.
271
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,700
My heart.
272
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,748
And with this ring, I give you mine.
273
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:20,465
What God has joined together,
let no man tear asunder.
274
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:26,054
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Mr. and Mrs. Richard Bump.
275
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:30,475
Kidding. Fish. Fish!
276
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:38,066
I know something about love
277
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:51,413
- Do da-do
- To be the very part of you
278
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,626
Stranger?
279
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,336
Georgia!
280
00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,713
- Hey!
- Hey!
281
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:03,342
So he actually got married?
282
00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:06,553
Yes, he did. An hour ago.
And he's still married.
283
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:11,350
- What is going on?
- Well, you know what?
284
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:14,645
They really love each other.
Evidently it happens.
285
00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:16,813
- And you?
- Oh, you heard.
286
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,190
I did.
287
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:22,611
She just needs to be in her old
environment. At least for now.
288
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:28,784
Not that I've seen that much of you,
but to think you're moving away....
289
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:34,164
I know. You know what?
We shouldn't think about it tonight.
290
00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:39,169
Tonight is Richard's night
and we should celebrate.
291
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,631
- Okay.
- So. Cheers.
292
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:45,676
Oh, cheers.
293
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,753
He met Marmalade
Down in old New Orleans
294
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,552
Said, hello, hey Joe
295
00:24:31,847 --> 00:24:34,725
Getcha getcha ya ya da da
296
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:39,104
Getcha getcha ya ya here
297
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:47,321
Creole lady Marmalade
298
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:54,286
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi
ce soir?
299
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:58,248
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
300
00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:39,831
I just never figured you could meet
the person of your dreams at age 8.
301
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,426
Hey. What are you thinking about?
302
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:58,475
- Oh, just stuff.
- Hard to say goodbye, isn't it?
303
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:01,603
Well, it really isn't goodbye.
304
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:06,400
I wish that everybody would stop
thinking that. I'll keep in touch.
305
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:10,737
I meant the room.
A lot happened in this office.
306
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:25,294
- What do you mean?
- Just stuff happened.
307
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:28,338
A lot of memories.
308
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:34,469
Well, you know, a room is a room.
309
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,890
You know? Four walls.
310
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:45,105
Yeah, well. I'll give you some time
with these four walls.
311
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:59,411
Larry, you've only seen the tip
of the neurotic iceberg. I'm demented.
312
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:03,332
- What else?
- Self-absorbed.
313
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:07,628
- What else?
- Vain.
314
00:27:07,878 --> 00:27:09,046
What else?
315
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:15,010
- Incapable of letting myself be loved.
- That we need to work on, then.
316
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,974
Ally?
317
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:24,102
John! Hey.
318
00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:28,690
- I thought you were avoiding me.
- Me? No!
319
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:33,070
Well, we haven't talked about this.
320
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:37,991
Well, I mean,
there's nothing really to say.
321
00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:44,790
I know why you're leaving.
I know it's the right decision.
322
00:27:44,957 --> 00:27:50,212
You know how I feel about you leaving.
323
00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:53,882
So I guess there's no need for words.
324
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:58,178
Maybe not.
325
00:28:03,684 --> 00:28:08,188
You're the soul of this place.
In some way, you've become...
326
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:10,148
...the soul of all of us.
327
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:16,280
And I'm afraid of what will happen
when you go.
328
00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:21,869
I think you underestimate
your own soul, Mr. Cage.
329
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,294
I do have a parting gift.
330
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:35,048
It's a necklace.
331
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:38,594
Friend of mine designed it.
332
00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:42,848
It's remains of the Trade Center.
333
00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:48,729
I figured it was fitting,
since you're....
334
00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:52,232
It's beautiful.
335
00:28:53,150 --> 00:28:56,069
I'm sure it'll look beautiful on you.
336
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:08,415
Well, I was right.
337
00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:11,210
Thank you.
338
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:20,219
Look....
339
00:29:38,070 --> 00:29:42,157
Well, there's probably a party going on
downstairs.
340
00:29:42,324 --> 00:29:46,161
- I think we should join them.
- Right.
341
00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:09,017
It's their first match.
Possibly their last.
342
00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:13,355
They really got it together,
didn't they, baby?
343
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:16,650
Nothing but Richard and Liza.
344
00:30:17,985 --> 00:30:21,947
They really, really got it together,
didn't they?
345
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:24,491
And isn't that nice?
346
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:35,669
You're the fiirst
My last
347
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:46,680
All my dreams
348
00:30:47,014 --> 00:30:50,601
You're my sun, my moon
349
00:30:55,814 --> 00:31:01,069
- My kind of wonderful
- That's what you are
350
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:08,118
I know there's only
Only one like you
351
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:14,458
There's no way
They could have made two
352
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,839
You're all I'm living for
353
00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:24,343
I'll keep you forever more
354
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:29,932
- You're the fiirst
- My last, my everything
355
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:38,148
And with you I found
356
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:39,858
Oh, my God!
357
00:31:47,115 --> 00:31:49,117
Only you could bring
358
00:31:49,368 --> 00:31:50,619
Did you get him?
359
00:31:50,827 --> 00:31:52,704
I did. For you and Debbie.
360
00:31:54,623 --> 00:31:58,418
- Well, it's a party now.
- Yes, it is.
361
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:03,924
- Won't you miss this?
- I never said I wouldn't miss it.
362
00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,052
Come on. Let's dance.
363
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:10,055
Come on, Nelle.
364
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:18,605
I will love you until
Until the day I die
365
00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:27,030
Your love I'll keep forever more
366
00:32:27,239 --> 00:32:32,369
You're the fiirst, my last
My everything
367
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:42,963
I've seen so many ways that I
368
00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:51,805
I will love you until
Until the day I die
369
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:57,060
You're all I'm living for
370
00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,689
Your love I'll keep
Forever more
371
00:33:01,273 --> 00:33:08,572
You're my fiirst, my last
My everything
372
00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:25,297
- What time's your flight?
- At 10.
373
00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:28,509
Yeah, I'm gonna have to
leave pretty soon.
374
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:34,389
You don't mind if I take your office,
do you? It has better light.
375
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:37,351
- Fine.
- Listen, Ally...
376
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:41,021
...I know we've had our differences.
But l....
377
00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:49,655
Is there anything I need to know
about your office?
378
00:33:49,863 --> 00:33:53,283
- Just that it's lucky.
- Oh.
379
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:57,704
Good. That's good to know.
380
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:11,635
It's a picture of the boy next door
381
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:14,429
Ally? You all right?
382
00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:17,349
Yeah, I just need to get some air.
383
00:34:40,205 --> 00:34:41,999
You okay?
384
00:34:45,711 --> 00:34:47,004
Hi.
385
00:34:48,881 --> 00:34:52,467
Well, I must not be okay.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.
386
00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:57,639
I summon you up whenever I'm....
387
00:34:58,932 --> 00:35:01,810
You know, I'm fine.
388
00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:04,813
How can I help you?
389
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:08,817
Living without me is one thing.
Living without them--
390
00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:12,237
Maddie needs to go
and I'm her mother.
391
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:15,574
You have to do what you have to do.
392
00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:19,745
That's an Ally McBeal-ism.
393
00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:23,999
Are you seeing anyone up there?
394
00:35:25,876 --> 00:35:30,714
I'm not supposed to be giving out
inside information, Ally, but...
395
00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:34,927
...your life, it all works out.
396
00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:41,642
Yeah. It's working out, Billy.
397
00:35:42,726 --> 00:35:46,730
Yeah, it's been working out.
398
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:50,901
And you summoned me now because...?
399
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:53,946
I don't know.
400
00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:59,159
Maybe I need to say
goodbye to you too.
401
00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,662
I had a feeling.
402
00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:04,790
Don't ever forget.
403
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:09,628
And don't you.
404
00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:30,983
All of my heart.
405
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:38,782
Forever and ever.
406
00:37:00,762 --> 00:37:01,805
Hey.
407
00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:06,935
My flight is....
408
00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:09,521
So I'm gonna leave now, and....
409
00:37:09,688 --> 00:37:11,106
This isn't goodbye.
410
00:37:11,273 --> 00:37:14,943
- If anybody gets emotional--
- My dam's about to break.
411
00:37:15,152 --> 00:37:17,863
You are the biggest
fraud I've ever met.
412
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:21,867
You have a huge heart
and you don't fool anybody.
413
00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:25,078
I'm gonna miss you.
414
00:37:38,217 --> 00:37:42,971
- Don't be a stranger, okay?
- Like we were this year?
415
00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:45,933
Exactly.
416
00:37:59,446 --> 00:38:00,489
Richard.
417
00:38:02,616 --> 00:38:05,744
I can't believe you got married
before I did.
418
00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:07,204
Bygones.
419
00:38:17,381 --> 00:38:18,423
You see?
420
00:38:20,175 --> 00:38:21,552
I'm sorry.
421
00:38:24,513 --> 00:38:27,015
You know how I feel about you.
422
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,121
Renee.
423
00:38:50,205 --> 00:38:55,252
It's like you said. We'll be forced
to make an effort now.
424
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:58,589
That's right.
425
00:39:23,739 --> 00:39:24,781
I think....
426
00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:31,538
I think I'll miss you most, Scarecrow.
427
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:54,561
You know, I love you all so much.
428
00:39:56,563 --> 00:39:58,148
Every one of you.
429
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:03,987
And the last five years have....
430
00:40:08,534 --> 00:40:11,286
I love you all, and....
431
00:40:13,372 --> 00:40:15,457
And I'll...
432
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:18,794
...I'll call.
433
00:40:59,626 --> 00:41:01,545
ALLY:
Looking backwards...
434
00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:06,133
...many of the saddest times
turn out to be the happiest.
435
00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:08,844
So I must be happy now.
436
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:16,351
Yeah. This is gonna be good.
Why else would I be crying?
437
00:42:00,729 --> 00:42:01,897
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
438
00:42:02,064 --> 00:42:03,106
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