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Previously on Web Therapy...

I'm... I'm married now.

Oh. Well, good for you,
Richard.

I'm in a very, very healthy,
happy relationship

with somebody
who is sweet and nice.

I know that you
and your boyfriend Austen Clarke

are having a party
at MoMA next week

- for that British director, right?
- Right.

The first thing I want
is to see the guest list.

The second thing
is an invite to the event.

Austen knows a lot of the,
you know, media moguls.

So I have the briefcase.

Yes, and I would love
to unburden you with it.

I don't... I'm not gonna part
with the briefcase.

I think it's probably
safest here, as you...

- Safer than with his...
- Safe with me.

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Dr. Wallice?
Wh-where did you go?

Are you still there?

- [Scream]
- Did you...

- God!
- What happened?

There are things here.

Oh!

Okay...

- Did you find the briefcase?
- No, of course I didn't.

'Cause I thought I saw the handle...
the brown handle...

Yes, it was brown.

But it wasn't a handle, okay.
It moved.

Everything you pick up here...
scurries afterward, all right.

There's these little things

with yellow teeth
and bald tails.

I'm pretty sure
they're kittens,

you know, before they get
furry and cute.

- They sound like rats to me.
- Well, I can't have that.

Maybe you can ask her to come
and help you look for it.

Oh, yes,
that's a brilliant idea.

Okay, it's been two hours.
I don't know where she is.

She's disappeared.

To get in here, I had to bring

a whole stack
of washcloths, okay,

and tell her those are
the face cloths that Kip...

It's too long a story,
but I'd throw them in,

and as she would go
to collect them,

I'd move my way in,
and then she just ran away.

Well, hoarders
are very, very tricky.

I know, I did
a little bit of research,

and I've watched
every episode of that show.

Some of them actually have
their toilet seats fused

to the flesh of their ass.

- You're not helping.
- Sorry.

Oh, here she is.
All right.

- Oh...
- Hello.

[Chuckles]
Hi, Karen, I...

Fiona, I hear you
moving things around in there.

All right.
Why don't you come out...

No, no,
I'm not going out there.

I hear you shuffling around,

I hear you
moving things around,

and there... there...
Fiona,

there is a place for everything,
and now, there is not.

I can hear it, and...
I can see it.

- What?
- I can see it.

- I didn't...
- The world heritage site puzzle

- and the Mona Lisa puzzle...
- Okay.

...are not in perfect alignment.

Okay, well, you...
Am I to fix it?

No, I'm...
No, no, no, no!

[Stammering]
I'm grateful for your visit

and for your attention
and obviously for the shorts.

- Oh.
- I'm very grateful,

and I feel like
I've made a new friend.

- Oh.
- But I'm just... you promised

- you wouldn't move anything, so...
- I wasn't going to,

but I heard some movement.

I think you have kittens,
hopefully,

living in here.
No?

- That's...
- I used to.

That's really bad news.

- Okay.
- Did you scream out "Todd"?

No, I didn't.

Okay, anyway, I want to just
thank you so much for that.

I'd appreciate it if you would...
if you wouldn't mind

leaving as soon as you...
neatly, as soon as you could.

I will.
You know what, I am...

I'm going to leave,
because I'm...

as the former custodian
of all of Kip's possessions,

I'm so happy to see
that someone else

- has taken on the role.
- See? Tenderly.

- Yes.
- And in fact, I think

I have a box
that will keep the smell.

I think it's just over here.
[Clang]

That's wonderful
and not at all abnormal.

- Ah!
- What?

- Did it move?
- Got it.

Oh, the box.

- Look, nice and neat.
- Oh, wonderful, okay.

Anyway, thank you
for the gifts.

- Sure.
- Thank you so very much.

It's nice to meet you,
and please leave.

I will,
I see I've unsettled you,

and so I'll just leave
the little surprise

in the briefcase,
the little puzzle that Kip left,

and I'll just
keep my fingers crossed

that you can figure it out

- without my help.
- Did he... what?

- What?
- Did... What puzzle?

Well, there's a little puzzle,
a surprise mystery

in the briefcase that's...

[Laughing]
He knows I like puzzles.

I guess he...
Of course he does.

- Aw, in the briefcase?
- Knew that...

It's in the briefcase, yeah.

But I'll go, and hopefully
you can figure it out without...

No, no, no, no, no, I'm sure

you're gonna want to know
a little bit about it.

- It's Kip's puzzle, after all.
- Thank you, thank you, yes.

- [Laughs]
- Oh, you're so generous.

Okay, I'll just put this
right here, okay.

- Got the briefcase.
- That's great.

Oh, and there you are
under Kip.

- That's where you sleep?
- That's where I sleep.

With Kip, he's the top,
and you're the bottom.

♪ I'm the bottom ♪

♪ He's the top,
and I'm the bottom ♪

That's wonderfully fun.

Well, there's nothing
in the briefcase.

Oh, yeah.
Look, there is.

Can you bring it closer?
I can't see, I mean...

Here's something
in Kip's handwriting.

Yeah, what does it say?

- Okay, it says...
- Mm-hmm.

"Over the rainbow.

Mr. and Mr. Tomlund-Wallice
forever."

Ugh.

"Cinnamon lips
and honey buns."

- Oh, please.
- "Sugar love, be my love..."

- Honey buns? Honey buns?
- Honey buns.

- B-U-N...
- B-U-N-S.

- "S," not even clever.
- Honey buns.

"Sugar love."
[Clears throat]

"Be my love frosting."

Sweet.

How many are there?

[Clears throat]
There's two more.

Uh, "Celine, for u-s always."
"For u-s always."

- "For u-s always."
- "For us always."

- Yes, "For u-s always, Celine."
- Oh, yes.

And "Toto, come home."

- That's a puzzle.
- Isn't that fun,

for you to figure out?

I know, I don't know,
what is it,

- like, an anagram or...
- Yeah.

Anyway, it's a keeper.

- Okay, great.
- Put that right here.

- Wonderful.
- I'll know exactly where it is.

- It won't move.
- Okay, great.

Good, all right,
so that was the surprise.

- There's another surprise.
- Oh.

- Letters.
- Letters.

Possibly love letters
between you and Kip.

Did you write love letters
to each other?

Oh.
[Laughs]

- Yes, I'm too shy.
- "My darling Kip,

"you are my favorite way
to spend the weekend.

Bottoms up."

Oh.
Signed Fiona?

Just a big, pretty heart.

That's a "B."

"My darling Kip,
just a note to tell you

"how much I love you
and miss you.

"I can't wait to be with you
this weekend.

"Make sure to bring
your swimsuit.

Love, you know who."
Oh.

- [Laughs]
- Very special.

"My darling Kip,
I love you so much.

"Can't wait till we can
be together every day.

- Your beloved."
- Yeah.

Aw!
I mean, I'll save these for you.

- Thank you.
- And I love the handwriting.

- Oh, thank... thank you.
- It's sweet, you know,

and very, very feminine,

just like the handwriting
in your diary.

- In my... in my diary?
- Mm-hmm.

- You have my diary?
- Yes, I do.

Found it on the dumpster dive
in Philly.

It was all shredded, and...

but I put it...

Oh, you've got
shredded documents.

- I've got it right over here...
- That you're calling...

- ...in a safe place.
- Wonderful, well, I'm...

I don't... how... that you even
know it's a diary, that's...

It's the same handwriting
as the letters?

Yes, and you know
I love puzzles.

- Oh, that's right.
- Look, you can see...

- I... yeah.
- ...that these are taped...

- ...shreds.
- Wow.

That's how much care
I take of your things.

- It's so impressive.
- So please don't move.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

Yes, it's beautiful,
and... and...

and beautiful... it makes me
happy to be your friend.

Me too, I'd be honored
to hear you say my words.

- "I feel like I'm Kip's Maria."
- Aw.

"And 'F' is the baroness."
What did you mean by that?

Well, I-I...
um, I'm trying to remember.

- Beautiful.
- It sounds like a reference

- to something.
- Yes, and I've got all...

Maria and the baroness.
The Sound of Music!

The Sound of Music.

It's from The Sound of Music.

I knew it!
My favorite too!

Oh.
[Chuckles]

Anyway, and so I got
all the way up to...

I know there's loads to go.

- Ooh, yes.
- And the very last thing is,

you say, "And here's my plan
to get rid of 'F.'"

F... "To get rid of 'F.'"

To get rid of fear.

- Fear, probably.
- Fear.

You're a mysterious
and profound woman.

- [Laughs]
- Happy to know you, Fiona,

but please leave.

Yes, of course, I should leave.

- Okay.
- All right, well, I just...

I will leave, and I want
to do something for you, so...

No, that's unnecessary.

I feel you've done quite...
quite enough.

- [Laughs]
- Well, but you need lunch,

- surely, what do you eat?
- No, I just... I-I don't...

you know, I just eat
the white foods, it's...

- The white foods?
- The white foods.

So I don't think
it's anything that you can...

that you need to bother with.

Cauliflower soup,
Kip's favorite,

his mother's recipe.
I brought some today for you.

- You brought the soup?
- Yes.

And sandwiches and salad...

but just the soup
I'm sure will be fine.

The soup, the salad,
the shorts, the cloths.

- [Chuckles]
- [Laughs]

I'm so appreciative.
So shall I just leave it

- at the... outside your door?
- Oh, if... I don't know.

I can leave it
at the front door as I leave.

- Um... ah.
- Easy.

On the way out.
I'd like to hear

your car leave too, Fiona.

- Fair enough.
- Fair enough.

Just thank you for being
such a wonderful friend

and companion.

[Animal whimpers]

Todd?

- Hello, Robin.
- Hey, Fi, how are ya?

I'm... I'm fine.
And I'm Fiona.

- Hi.
- So thank you very much

for the footage,
I've started looking at...

there's so much of it.

Oh, my pleasure.
I'm glad I could help.

Yes, well,
yeah, you're very thorough.

I have to say that I'm not sure
it was completely necessary

to have cameras
even in the toilet.

I'm glad I could help. Have
you gotten through all of it?

Not all of it,
I mean, of course,

I do have footage of Ben
being extremely bitchy.

I didn't realize he disliked me
that much from that early on.

I know, most people did.

And of course, you know,
no one understands

people disliking them
and saying horrible things

about them better than you.

'Cause I'm sorry

- about the event last week.
- Oh.

- Nice event, by the way.
- It was very nice.

I'm sorry you didn't
go over with a bang.

Wasn't exactly my crowd.

- I mean, it's a stuffy group.
- No.

I do better with,
like, the hipper, cooler,

- more sophisticated crowd.
- Less intellectual.

You know, no, less...
less boring.

Successful...
less successful people.

No, I would say less stuffy,
less boring, less uptight,

less sticks-up-their-asses,
but...

It was an interesting date
that you brought.

Oh, Tyrone.
I'm sorry I didn't get a chance

to introduce you.
He's a fantastic guy.

Yeah, that's fine,
I just found it odd

that you didn't bring Richard,
your husband

and possible father
of your child, so...

Yeah, no, I wouldn't... I don't
bring Richard everywhere.

I mean, you have to keep
your options open.

Yeah, I mean, it's too...
it's like, ah!

Being committed to one person
all the time, that's not for me.

Marriage?

But it's interesting
you bring up Tyrone.

The one with the outrageously
large, unattractive glasses.

So those glasses,
they're not actually glasses.

- Oh.
- They are...

- An accessory?
- No, well, sort of.

They're super sensitive,
high-def cameras

that he used all night to record
everything at the party.

It's a camera and a microphone,
and I have to tell you,

there was
some fascinating conversation

about phone hacking.

- Oh.
- You'd be interested to know,

one of the best snippets I got

was from your good friend
Austen Clarke

going on and on about...
[British accent] "Oh, my God,

we're all guilty,
and if anybody..."

- I don't do a good British accent.
- You really don't.

That sounds nothing like him,
so I'm sure he never said it.

But anyway,
Austen was going on and on

about how they're all guilty,
and nobody better ever find out,

and this is the way they've
been doing business forever.

And I feel like
I just won the jackpot,

because I have it all on tape.

- But you can't use...
- It's done.

No, no, you can't... you can't...
but you can't use it.

- Why?
- Because it's not yours.

It was our event, and so we own

everything that a videographer
would take at an event.

That's ours.
You can't have it.

Here's what I figured out.

You know that parliament
is obviously

looking into these allegations,

and they're having
a parliamentary inquiry,

and with all of my evidence,
I now am going to go

- and give it all to them.
- No.

- Isn't that terrific?
- No, it's not terrific.

It's outrageous.
But you were just saying

that you think
I'm such a talented filmmaker.

That's not filmmaking,
that's exploiting people.

You have all of these...
these media barons who have...

It's a public service
that they provide and offer,

all right, they're
completely selfless...

Selfless?
Do you know that I have

many of these head honchos...
your boyfriend included...

talking about how they hack
all of these innocent people...

children, nuns,
foreign dignitaries.

What they're doing is criminal,

and I'm just thrilled that now,
the world can know about it.

That's fine, go ahead.
Go ahead...

Okay, well, I'm glad
I have your blessing,

'cause it's gonna be...

- This is part of their plan anyway.
- I'm gonna be a hero.

Well, we'll see
who has the last laugh.

I mean, I might even
get a knighthood.

Maybe I'll meet the Queen.

Oh, this is gonna be
very exciting.

Thank you for your help.

Please thank
your friend Austen for me,

and, um, cheerio!

- Hello, Richard.
- Hello, Fiona.

Hello, listen,

I know that you're married
to Robin Griner, all right,

because I've spoken with her.
I'm sure you know.

I know a little, but I know
that you had a conversation.

I don't know
what you talked about.

So she didn't share with you

her choice to blackmail
Austen Clarke?

- I...
- She needs to stop this.

You need to get those tapes
and destroy them.

You know, when I said that
she was really nice and sweet,

I was not being
completely honest with you.

I know that now.

[Quietly]
She can be very mean.

Yeah, well, I...
Yes, I know.

- And she can hurt you.
- Oh, please.

I saw her shove a little,
chubby neighborhood girl down.

She shoved her down,
and for two weeks,

whenever that girl
would walk by,

she would stand at the door
and throw marbles at her.

'Cause she's chubby...
she knew she couldn't run away.

Why don't you leave her,
then in your divorce settlement,

maybe you can get some...
confiscate some of the tapes.

- I can't really...
- Everything gets frozen

in a divorce settle...
did you know that?

- She's hard to manage.
- Yes, I know.

When she wants to do something,

she does what she wants to do.

She's like a bratty child.

Yes, but you
could've known that

from when you were involved
with her during the campaign.

You know, I ought
you had broken up.

I didn't know
that you would throw

all of your judgment
out the window

- and then marry her.
- Well...

She got pregnant, and...

- And is the baby yours?
- Well...

Yes, Fiona, it's mine.

She said it was probably mine.

Probably your baby?

- So you don't know.
- I do know.

She said it was 95% mine.

'Cause she was only 5%
with someone else?

She had a situation, but...

I don't know
what that situation would be.

Well, there's a guy
named Tyrone

that she was with one time,
and it was...

she said
that she wasn't even sure

if he was inside of her.

I didn't ask.

No.

But I did see the ultrasound,

and I have to say,

the baby...
the baby looks like me.

The head looks
just like my head.

- From an ultrasound?
- Yes.

Well, you can't
even distinguish

what's the placenta,
what's the the baby...

You can't tell anything
from an ultrasound.

Of course you can.

Someone has to point out,
this is the spine,

and this is the head.

You don't know
if it's the head or the heart.

I know that it's...
I know that it's me.

You're assigning
a lot of personal wishes

onto what's basically
a rorschach.

- Don't judge me.
- She's about to injure

Austen Clarke, okay, and
that's all I have left really,

so you... you have to stop her,
all right?

I can't... I owe her.
She was loyal to me.

- You don't owe her anything.
- She helped me get a job.

- Oh, she did?
- And it's a wonderful job.

I work
for a pharmaceutical company.

Oh, really?
Which one?

It's not technically
a company, it's more...

- What?
- Well, it's some guys

that deal with pharmaceuticals.
Great guys.

- And my job there is...
- What's it... what's it called,

Pfizer? 'Cause that's
a pharmaceutical company.

It actually doesn't
technically have a name.

Um, but it's in a warehouse,
and what happens is,

at midnight, we get shipments,

and I am there,

and I log everything
and make sure

that everything is clear,
and then I...

they take them
and separate them,

and they come in blue barrels
or boxes, different things,

sometimes wooden crates.

And I used to do the accounting,
but they got mad.

- Because?
- I don't really...

I don't... I didn't...
he was so volatile

that I didn't want to push it,

but I told him
that I would stop.

Oh, so you're working
for Mexican drug lords,

- it sounds like.
- No.

No, these people are Russian.

- Mm-hmm.
- They're very nice people.

The head guy is...

well, his real name is Dmitry,
but he goes by Tarzan.

We all have nicknames
for each other.

- Nicknames?
- Well...

- Code names?
- Well, nicknames.

Like I'm... they call me...
they call me Sooki.

- And, um, well...
- What is that, "Sooki"?

I understand Tarzan.
Why aren't you one of those?

I don't know, they...
it's what they came up with.

It's... it's a fun name.
We have... we have a great time.

We... you know, people say
that Russian people

are kind of closed off
and not real warm,

but these guys
are very, very friendly.

They treat me...
I feel very valued.

They want me to have
a tattoo like them.

They want to brand you?

I-I don't want a tattoo.

Then you shouldn't have one.

And I don't want a hooker.

I've made that
very clear to them.

I like the jet rides.
We go...

I go on a jet sometimes
and a submarine.

So this is the wonderful job
that Robin got for you,

a job with drug dealers
and pimps.

That's wonderful.

I can see why you need to stay
with her and be loyal.

They're not drug dealers
and pimps.

It's Ivan and Dmitry,

and they have
a wonderful sense of humor.

We sit around late at night,
and we drink vodka,

and oh, they're like, you know,

[Russian accent]
"Believe this, or you will die.

You will be dead."

And I'm like,
"Oh, I will 'belief' this,"

and they laugh.

Oh, we have a good time.

And you think they're kidding?

They are kidding.
They're playful.

- They're fun.
- Death threats are fun.

They'll speak
a lot of times in Russian,

and I honestly don't know
what they're saying...

Oh, honestly, you don't?

Really, when they're
speaking in English,

I don't really know
what they're saying,

but they're laughing,
and we're having a good time,

and I feel I'm valued there.

Sure, you don't understand
what's going on.

And I'm compensated well.
I do understand what's going on.

What have you witnessed?

There's a missing hooker.

Her name was Kate.

How did he explain that?

You know what, I... I shouldn't
be talking about this,

and you do this, Fiona.

You draw me in,
and I... I can't...

You seem to like
to be the victim,

instead of the person
in charge of your life,

and I really can't help you
with that.

I've tried many times,
and I can't.

I'm taking charge now.

I need you to stop calling me.
Stop Skyping.

I don't want that guy
from the FBI to contact me.

I'm not gonna call him back.
What guy from the FBI?

The... Roger Parker,
the guy that keeps calling me.

The FBI is contacting you?

I think
he's investigating the case...

No, he's not...
there's no Roger Parker...

investigating the campaign finance
improprieties.

You have an FBI agent
contacting you,

for I don't know what reason.

Look, I want it all to stop.

- Well, I can't...
- Now, I know th...

I know that our...
situation is...

it's not healthy for me,
and as much as we care,

I need you to just kind of...
I don't know,

the waters are...
stormy,

and you need to just

let me go, and...
[Call end beep]

Oh.

That says "Judy."

Oh.

Well, hello.
Karen, you look wonderful.

- Fiona.
- Hello.

- Save it.
- What?

I thought we were friends.
I let you into my house.

Yes, and how did I
do you wrong?

I let you into my house,
against my own better judgment.

You feed me
the cauliflower soup.

I wake up looking like this...

with this color wood
in my house...

- That's what's...
- ...suddenly knowing

there's carpet here,
and in Spanx.

Okay, first of all, okay, yes.

I'm sorry, it was horrible of me
to cure you

- from your debilitating disea...
- Cure me? Cure me?

Where is my stuff?

Well, your stuff
has been removed and burned,

okay, and you are
in the shape you're in

- because this horrible friend...
- Wait, hold on, hold on.

My stuff has been removed
and burned?

- That's right.
- My operation game, my puzzles?

Yes, you don't need those.
It was all...

Who are you to tell me
what I need and don't need?

How do you come into my life
and... and... and give me surfaces?

I'll tell you who I am, I'm
a mental health professional.

That's who I am, all right?

And I'm sorry that I
betrayed your trust by...

Yes, you betrayed my trust.

I thought you were
the Midge to my Barbie.

Well, I was.
This Midge...

- No.
- ...happened to give you...

slip you some sedatives
to induce a mild coma.

- Induced a coma?
- Yes, you're welcome.

That's what they do
for people with brain injuries,

and I reasoned, "Oh,
this is probably something

"that's wrong with her brain,
so I'll induce a mild coma,

"I'll knock her out
for a couple of hours

- or a few..."
- No, a couple of hours?

I've been out for,
like, a day and a half.

What?
No, that's too long.

It's a day and a half later.

All right,
my... my goof.

You're not a nice person,
Fiona.

And I don't think...
I...

I think I was wrong
to trust you.

Oh, you're right, of course,
why should you trust me?

You have a lovely home now,

you have the reset button
pushed on your life,

and you look really lovely.

You look like a first lady.

I had my own hair
and makeup people come in

- to do you, and my stylist...
- Well, that part, I...

have gotten
a couple compliments already.

- Oh.
- So you may... you know,

I do have to thank you for that.
Thank you.

You've allowed people
into your life?

I've Skyped with just
a couple of people,

and you might... you might
have a point, and maybe...

I mean, I have to admit
that I found a bathroom

- I didn't know I had.
- Oh, what?

Makes it a lot easier.

What were you doing?

Never mind, it doesn't matter.

- I have two bathrooms.
- Okay.

- Turns out.
- [Chuckles] Wonderful.

So the price of your house
just went up.

- And it might be... you know, I...
- You're welcome.

And thinking about it,
it may be

some brand of an opportunity
for me to do

- a little self-inquiry on my...
- Oh.

...my past, and you know,
I'm left to wonder...

what in the world I was
so obsessed with Kip about,

because he has a true...
you know, really,

a Peter-Puffer vibe there,
right?

Well, yes.

You know, my mother
was a collector.

I mean, she was a very,
very noisy, loud woman,

but she collected things...
alcohol and boyfriends mostly,

but still, she...

So we are talking
about your childhood.

Right, and my father... I mean,
it's possible that I had

some sort of connection
or some correlation...

between Kip and my father.

- Okay.
- I mean, my father would alw...

He'd just get...
you know,

he'd kiss all his boyfriends
good-bye behind the barn...

- Oh.
- And he was very...

- interested in my boyfriends.
- Right.

And very... you know,

"Let's all get nuded up
and do those Greco-Roman holds."

And you know,
just like that, and...

Well, there you go.
So that's the past.

Anyway, so I was thinking
that it... it maybe is worthwhile

to delve a little bit into that.
Maybe you can help me...

- Delve in...
- ...investigate it.

The past? Well, I believe
in putting the past behind you.

You know, yes,
those things may have happened

and possibly contributed.
I don't think so.

I think you're to blame
for everything that's happened,

because as an adult,
you made very bad decisions.

This is... Wait, wait, wait,
this is my fault?

Well, you're the one
who collected things

and turned your home
into a garbage heap, yes.

It was certainly not
a garbage heap.

All right, let's not jump
down that rabbit hole together.

But what my advice to you
is to... from this point on,

put the past behind you
and look forward.

- Look forward.
- And behave

like a normal human being,
'cause you resemble one now.

Thank you.

And I suggest you go
to a movie to actually see

how normal people behave
and then simply do it.

You know, I recommend,

there are some wonderful
romantic comedies, you know.

If you can find one
with Tom Hanks,

- just be like him.
- Like him?

Behave like the man
in that movie.

- The man?
- Well, yes,

I think
they're the more stable.

Oh, I see.
Well, you know,

it's somewhat what SmartyMart57
said to me just an hour ago.

Oh.
That's the fellow who...

- The fellow archivist, yeah.
- Oh.

Who has, strangely,
a very similar filing system...

- Oh?
- ...to mine, "A" through "Z."

- Oh.
- You know?

- How unique.
- So anyway, he's cute,

- very cute.
- Oh.

And we may just...
he's gonna come over,

and then we may venture out.
[Car horn honking]

Oh.

[Giggles]
He's right outside.

- All right, well, good luck.
- Meanwhile... meanwhile,

just... what's... what is that
right behind you there,

- all that tchotchke?
- My tchotchke?

- Well, there's...
- Other side, other side.

The blue, all that blue,
blah, blah. You need surface.

- What?
- Surface, clean the surface.

Wipe the table.

Bye.

Good-bye, forever.

- Richard, oh, good.
- I'm at work.

- I can't talk here.
- No, no, I understand.

I'll be... Oh, so this is
the pharmaceutical company

- you work for?
- No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, I-I-I'll call you
later today.

- I'm at work.
- I'll be very brief.

You have to listen,
it's important.

You're going to have
visitors today.

No, no, no, no.
The Russians are here today.

- I can't talk.
- That's perfect.

Be very cooperative, all right?

And all you have to say
is "Giacomo's."

- No, no, no.
- Do you understand?

No, I cannot have visitors
here today.

Just say "Giacomo's."
It's the code word.

FBI!
Everybody down on the ground!

- Say "Giacomo's."
- Giacomo's. Giacomo's?

Giacomo's!
Ah!

No!
Giacomo's!

Giacomo's!
Giacomo's!

[Jazz music]

That worked well, didn't it?

- Well, I... that's...
- "Well, uh, I..."

[Laughs]
I'm sorry, you were...

You just barked like a seal
for no reason.

[Laughter]
Cut.

No, there's no prenuptial,

but I don't even have
a key to her room.

What?

- [Laughs]
- You what?

[Laughter]

All right, I pushed
the reset button for you,

so now, you can just push...

put... Fucker.
Okay.

No, I was very happy to push
the reset button for you,

and you can keep... put the...
Oh, my God!

- [Laughter]
- Okay.