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What's up?
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Hey.
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What you got
going on there?
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These? You mean,
my old jeans
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that haven't fit
since tenth grade
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and haven't been
comfortable since eighth?
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Honey, I am
so proud of you
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for sticking
to this diet.
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No carbs, no sugar,
no boobies.
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Ok, still some boobies.
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But much smaller ones.
Booblettes.
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Look at this.
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I am hugging you,
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and my hand is
actually touching...
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My other hand!
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Mwah!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Put it in
reverse there, kitten, all right?
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Took me 40 minutes
to put these jeans on.
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Besides, Deacon's
on his way over.
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Whoa, whoa,
wait a minute.
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You're gonna-
you're wearing those?
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Outside?
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Yeah, why not?
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Well, because those
are acid-washed jeans,
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and it's 2003 out there.
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So? My fat clothes,
they don't fit anymore.
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All right. Well, we're gonna go
to the mall later today, ok,
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and get you
some new clothes.
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Great. We could pick up
some stuff for the trip.
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Oh, yeah.
Now you're thinking.
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All right, tell me
where we're going, already.
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No. It's a surprise.
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Just tell me.
Hershey park?
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Hershey park? No.
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This is a trip to celebrate my thinness.
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So, where are we going-
salad world?
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You're just gonna
have to keep wondering.
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Are we going up north?
Are we going down South?
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Are we
going east, west?
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Will you need
a bathing suit?
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Will you need
a space suit? Hmm.
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All right.
Well, I'll see you later.
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I'm gonna
go to the gym.
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All right, bye.
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Bye, baby.
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Looking at you
from behind,
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with your buzz-cut hair
and your chiseled buttocks,
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one might mistake you
for a voluptuous lady trucker.
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Ok, you know what? You've
been talking about my buttocks
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for 5 days now.
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Either make your move
or walk away.
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Come in!
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Hey, guy. Arthur.
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Hello.
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Wow, acid-washed jeans.
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What, are you going to
a r.E.O. Speedwagon concert?
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I got news for you.
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They're coming back,
and so are these.
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Spero wants to know
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if you wanna shoot
some hoops later.
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I can't, man. Carrie's taking me
shopping for vacation clothes.
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Oh, your trip. Right.
Where you going?
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We're going to this awesome
lodge up in the mountains.
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I took her there 10 years ago.
We had a great time.
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She gave me this massage
with these oils.
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Deac... she was basting
me like a Turkey.
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Ok, all I asked was
where you were going.
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Uh, listen, Arthur. If the hotel
calls about the reservation,
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just write down
the confirmation number,
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but don't
tell Carrie, ok?
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It's a surprise,
all right?
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And put it in my top drawer. You got it?
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I didn't hear
a word you said,
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you slinky
son of a bitch.
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Number 3
should be open.
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Here's your key, and I'll
go grab you that sweater.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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You can't come
in the dressing room with me.
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Why not?
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I don't know. People'll
think we're doing something.
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Are we?
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Oy.
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Hey, Carrie!
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Hey, Amy. What's up?
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Nothing. Just doing
some shopping.
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Yeah? Hey, are you
going to that stupid
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computer training thing
at the office tomorrow?
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No. I got out of it,
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told them I had a dentist appointment.
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Funeral!
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Hey, Amy.
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Oh, my God. Doug.
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Look at you!
You look amazing!
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Doesn't he?
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How'd you do it?
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I just
cut out carbs.
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I wish I'd known there was an
all-bacon diet 10 years ago.
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Turns out I was knocking
on the door the whole time.
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All right, let's
check you out here.
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How much
did you lose?
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Like 40 pounds.
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You are my hero.
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Your police officers, your
firefighters, they're your heroes.
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I just look fantastic.
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All right.
Well, if you like these-
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although, I guess, you know
what? Hero's not totally wrong.
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Here's that sweater
you wanted. Oh, thanks
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this guy just
lost 40 pounds.
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Wow! Really?
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I would never peg you
as an overweight guy.
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I mean, you look like you
play football or something.
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I did used to.
And I watch a lot.
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Uh, you know what?
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I think he's gonna need
these in a bigger size.
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No, no, no. They're supposed to be snug.
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And look how cute
they are on him.
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He looks
adorable.
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Doesn't he?
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Doug, you working out,
man? You look ripped.
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That's funny.
Usually you hit on her.
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Ha ha ha!
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Looking good,
Mr. heffernan.
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Well, your bad cholesterol is
down, good cholesterol is up.
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Your blood pressure's
under control.
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And your body mass index
is nearing the normal range.
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You keep this up,
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you're gonna add another
20 years on to your life.
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Hey, guys.
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I thought you were
out walking my dad.
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Oh, I was, but he came
back here to change.
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He wore socks with
sandals to the park, and...
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Well, some of the kids
got pretty cruel.
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Ok.
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All right, hon,
I'm going upstairs,
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gonna throw
the g-string on
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and see what
the hype's about.
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Doug looks
really great.
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Yeah. He dropped
a few pounds.
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I bet he did.
I've been trying
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to get rid of Turner and
hooch here for quite a while,
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but all it takes
is one kegger,
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and boom, look who's
wearing overalls.
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Right.
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Yeah. But he
really looks good.
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Yeah,
you mentioned it.
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No, but it's-
ok, you know what?
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I don't understand
why everybody
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wants to throw him
a parade.
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I mean, he's not the first
person to drop a few pounds.
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What about Oprah?
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All of a sudden, she's
what, yesterday's news?
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No. I think about Oprah
all the time.
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I just don't get it.
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Why does everybody make
such a big deal about it?
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Well, it's just
that people are
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used to seeing you
together, you know?
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And you're so gorgeous,
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it was like
you were up here,
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and he was kinda,
like, down here.
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But now
it's like... eh?
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Eh-eh-eh.
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I mean, you're
practically equals.
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Yeah.
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Ok, put your hands down
before I smack 'em down.
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Doug, breakfast!
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Where are we headed? Is it in
America or in a foreign land?
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Or in a foreign land
in America, like epcot.
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Well, wherever it is,
sit down and eat
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your special
going-on-vacation pancakes.
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Carrie, you know I can't have
pancakes. They're full of carbs.
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Are they?
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Yeah.
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I think
you're wrong.
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I'll take 'em.
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Dad, these
are for Doug.
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I told you, I can't
eat them, all right?
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I'm trying to eat healthy
and stay in shape.
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Eating disorder.
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I said I'd take them.
I'm starving.
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You've already had 3
bowls of cream of wheat.
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Because I'm starving.
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Thank you for making my
point and for embarrassing me.
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Hey.
Hey, guys.
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Thank you so much for
staying here while we're away.
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Oh, no, it's no problem.
It worked out, actually.
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Turns out our place
is being flea-bombed.
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Ok, so, anything we need
to know before you leave?
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Um, yeah. Just do me a
favor and don't use my soap.
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That skeeves me, ok?
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Actually, you know what? I'll
just worry that you did use it,
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so do what you want. I'm just
gonna throw it away anyway.
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All right.
And one more thing.
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Here's a list of appliances
my dad can't use.
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Ok. "Dishwasher,
oven, can opener."
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How'd he get in trouble with a whisk?
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He runs with it.
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It's a whole thing.
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Now, listen. Do not let
my dad drive the car.
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He'll say that he's
allowed to, but he's not.
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All right, the heffernan
train is leaving.
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But where
is it going? Hmm?
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You have to stop
doing that.
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Ok, I will.
Or will I?
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Doug!
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Can I take
this thing off now?
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No. You'll ruin
the surprise.
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Doug, I've been wearing
this thing for 4 hours.
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Yeah, it's called
building the anticipation.
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Like sex.
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Yeah, Doug. 'Cause when we have
sex, it always lasts for 4 hours.
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Ha ha ha!
I get it.
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'Cause it doesn't.
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You keep me young,
Carrie.
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All right, now, we're
pulling into a gas station.
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But don't worry.
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This is not where we're
spending our weekend.
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Or is it?
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, guy.
How's it goin'?
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It's goin'.
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Great. Could you fill
it up? Super unleaded?
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Ok.
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Here ya go.
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Hey, question for ya.
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I'm taking her
up to the lake.
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I wanna know if this
is the best route.
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The only reason
I'm whispering is because
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I don't want her to know
where she's going.
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Is she ok?
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Oh, yeah.
She's fine.
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Leave it on.
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So should I take
the 414 or the 28?
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414's better.
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Aw, thanks, guy.
There you go.
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Oh. Ahem.
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What?
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Well, we haven't
really discussed
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who'd be
getting the bed.
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Ok. Then let's,
uh, discuss it now.
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I'm gettin' it.
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Just like that,
you get it?
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A lot of people would
call that presumptuous.
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Well, a lot of people
also sleep in a bed,
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but you ain't
one of 'em.
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You know what?
I'm getting in!
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Fine, bring it.
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I will.
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Well, good.
What's taking so long?
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If you think
I'm gonna let
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one uncomfortable
camp experience
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keep me
out of this bed,
254
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,846
you are wrong.
255
00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:17,882
All right.
I'm getting in,
256
00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,434
and I'm not
getting out.
257
00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:21,236
Great.
258
00:12:27,576 --> 00:12:30,145
You still wanna
stay? Because...
259
00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:32,047
I sleep freestyle.
260
00:12:36,518 --> 00:12:38,720
You know what?
261
00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:44,392
So do I.
262
00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:48,963
Ooh, that's good.
Yeah.
263
00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:01,626
We may have wandered
down a bad road here.
264
00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:06,631
Douglas, Carrie.
265
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:07,632
Hey, Arthur.
266
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,217
Hey.
267
00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:10,802
Oh, that's right.
268
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:14,523
It's the ne'er-do-well cousin
and his foppish roommate.
269
00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,524
Welcome.
270
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,192
Thanks.
271
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:19,844
Oh, that's strange.
272
00:13:19,911 --> 00:13:22,780
I can't seem
to find my car keys.
273
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:26,817
Oh, well. I'll just grab the
extra set from the coffee can.
274
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:29,537
Arthur, Doug and Carrie
said you couldn't drive.
275
00:13:29,605 --> 00:13:31,706
What? No.
They're kidding.
276
00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:33,175
Didn't sound like
they were kidding.
277
00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:35,893
Their humor is subtle
like Jack paar's.
278
00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:37,295
Arthur,
the answer's no.
279
00:13:37,363 --> 00:13:38,697
You don't understand.
280
00:13:38,764 --> 00:13:41,132
I'm trying to impress Brenda
sicklick down at the senior center.
281
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,501
If I don't have wheels,
I don't have a chance.
282
00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:45,186
I'm sorry.
I can't help you.
283
00:13:46,488 --> 00:13:48,373
Daniel, I appeal to you
284
00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:51,676
as the, arguably,
manlier of the two.
285
00:13:51,744 --> 00:13:53,712
Please.
286
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:55,213
It's just down
to the senior center.
287
00:13:55,281 --> 00:13:56,514
Is it really
that big a deal?
288
00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:57,248
Yes, it is
that big a deal.
289
00:13:57,316 --> 00:13:59,301
Carrie and Doug specifically said no.
290
00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:00,302
What if it's
an emergency?
291
00:14:00,369 --> 00:14:01,669
No.
I don't know.
292
00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:04,306
He could probably drive
if it's an emergency.
293
00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:06,541
He can't drive if it's an emergency.
294
00:14:06,609 --> 00:14:08,843
Fine. Should you
start bleeding profusely,
295
00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:12,380
I'll just sit and stare
at you, as per your wishes.
296
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:15,216
It's fine. You can drive
if it's an emergency.
297
00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:16,167
Sweet.
298
00:14:16,318 --> 00:14:17,518
As a token
of my thanks,
299
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,954
I should like to make you
fine gentlemen some eggs.
300
00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:24,292
Could you point me
toward the whisk?
301
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,571
So, did I do good?
Were you surprised?
302
00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:40,441
Yeah. So surprised.
303
00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:42,876
It's beautiful here.
304
00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:44,912
I'm so glad
we're finally here.
305
00:14:44,979 --> 00:14:46,146
Me, too.
306
00:14:46,213 --> 00:14:48,348
Can you believe I got us the same room?
307
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:49,816
Hmm?
308
00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:52,252
I got us the same room as last time.
309
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:58,191
What last time?
310
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,428
Last time
we were here.
311
00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,216
We were never here.
312
00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:08,251
Come on, stop it.
313
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:12,121
Stop what?
We were never here.
314
00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:15,208
Yes, we were. We were
here, like, 10 years ago.
315
00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:17,077
Remember? We became best friends
316
00:15:17,145 --> 00:15:19,612
with Jesse
the room service guy
317
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,299
'cause we didn't leave the
room the entire weekend.
318
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,756
No.
319
00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:35,195
I said I could
stay here forever
320
00:15:35,262 --> 00:15:36,963
because I don't need
anything in the world
321
00:15:37,031 --> 00:15:40,500
except you and food
rolled in on a cart.
322
00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:44,771
And you laughed.
323
00:15:48,059 --> 00:15:49,459
No.
324
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,849
We saw a raccoon and
named it m.C. Hammer
325
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:58,284
'cause it had
extra-furry legs.
326
00:16:00,254 --> 00:16:02,906
Like hammer pants.
327
00:16:03,674 --> 00:16:05,191
No.
328
00:16:09,129 --> 00:16:11,631
You gave me
a special massage.
329
00:16:13,968 --> 00:16:16,636
With the herbal oils
in the bathroom.
330
00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:22,391
Doug...
331
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,045
I was never here.
332
00:16:27,264 --> 00:16:28,965
Oh.
333
00:16:33,971 --> 00:16:35,905
I think I was here
alone. That's what it was.
334
00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:39,526
Oh, my God!
I can't believe you!
335
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:40,928
You were here
with someone else!
336
00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:42,295
No! No! It was
definitely you!
337
00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:43,430
I distinctly
remember,
338
00:16:43,497 --> 00:16:44,631
'cause it was the last time I was thin!
339
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:45,666
You were never
thin with me!
340
00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:46,867
Yes, I was!
341
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:49,119
Doug, I think I'd remember
if you were thin, ok?
342
00:16:49,187 --> 00:16:50,820
I would remember
everybody coming up to you,
343
00:16:50,888 --> 00:16:53,190
going, "oh, my God! You look
so great! You look so fantastic!"
344
00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:55,359
You're the skinniest man
in the whole wide world!"
345
00:16:55,426 --> 00:16:57,294
Never happened!
346
00:16:59,213 --> 00:17:00,864
Get the door.
347
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:03,933
Room service.
348
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,234
Hey, great.
Thank you.
349
00:17:05,302 --> 00:17:07,103
All right.
Here we go.
350
00:17:08,305 --> 00:17:09,405
Doug?
351
00:17:12,159 --> 00:17:14,394
Jesse.
352
00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:16,730
How you doin', man?
353
00:17:16,798 --> 00:17:17,797
Good. Good. You?
354
00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:18,614
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
355
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,433
You know, still doing
the room service thing.
356
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:21,201
Great. That's great.
357
00:17:21,269 --> 00:17:22,552
Is Beth here
with you?
358
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,188
Oh, my God.
359
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,658
Right.
Beth mcgurtrie.
360
00:17:27,725 --> 00:17:29,459
That makes
a lot of sense.
361
00:17:29,527 --> 00:17:30,844
Yeah.
No, hi, Jesse.
362
00:17:30,912 --> 00:17:33,046
Beth hasn't been with him for 10 years.
363
00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:35,114
Carrie
heffernan. Hi.
364
00:17:35,182 --> 00:17:37,467
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
365
00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:39,836
Doug, we'll
catch up later.
366
00:17:39,904 --> 00:17:42,072
Yeah.
367
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,477
That was Jesse.
368
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,979
Yeah, got that.
369
00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:50,713
So, you, uh-
you hungry?
370
00:17:50,781 --> 00:17:51,998
No, I'm not
hungry, Doug.
371
00:17:52,065 --> 00:17:54,501
I'm devastated.
372
00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:55,569
Let's just-
let's go home.
373
00:17:55,636 --> 00:17:57,437
No, come on.
Look, I'm sorry, ok?
374
00:17:57,505 --> 00:17:58,905
I screwed up, but...
375
00:17:58,973 --> 00:18:00,239
I obviously remembered it as being you
376
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:02,275
because I had
such an amazing time.
377
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:06,263
Amazingly weird time.
378
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,498
The kind of time you wish
you could do over again
379
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,018
with someone
you really love.
380
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:14,220
And now God has
given us that chance.
381
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:17,958
Come here.
382
00:18:18,026 --> 00:18:19,876
No. Get off.
383
00:18:19,944 --> 00:18:21,762
Come on. Let's just stay, all right?
384
00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:23,196
We got the mountains.
We got the lake.
385
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:26,983
We got a beautiful,
romantic, nonrefundable room.
386
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:31,020
Yeah, the same room you were
in with slutty mcrubdown.
387
00:18:32,289 --> 00:18:33,840
Come on,
can't we just stay
388
00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:36,443
and enjoy ourselves?
I love you.
389
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:38,561
Fine.
390
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,022
Ah. Well, I see you two
broke in the bed.
391
00:18:56,364 --> 00:18:58,965
You know what?
I like this room better.
392
00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:06,656
It's a beautiful day
out there.
393
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,759
Have you guys
canoed here before?
394
00:19:08,826 --> 00:19:09,760
Yeah, once.
395
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:12,028
But I hated it.
396
00:19:12,096 --> 00:19:14,664
It was, uh-it was with
the wrong person. You know?
397
00:19:14,732 --> 00:19:17,867
This one, she's the one I wanna
go rowing through life with.
398
00:19:17,935 --> 00:19:19,702
Ha ha ha!
399
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:21,321
Do you have
someone you love?
400
00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:23,022
No.
No.
401
00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:26,192
I guess there's not much of a
personal life in the canoe game, right?
402
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,863
You're married to lake
chapawawa. Am I right?
403
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:32,999
Anyhoo.
404
00:19:33,066 --> 00:19:35,785
All right. Well,
let's get going here.
405
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,920
Here, honey.
That's yours right there.
406
00:19:37,989 --> 00:19:41,657
All right.
407
00:19:41,725 --> 00:19:43,193
Whoa. Whoa.
It's the perfect storm.
408
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,128
All right, Doug.
Please.
409
00:19:45,196 --> 00:19:46,129
Ok.
410
00:19:46,197 --> 00:19:49,132
Ah! This is nice.
411
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,267
Rowing the boat, huh?
412
00:19:51,335 --> 00:19:52,268
Hey!
413
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,182
Everybody!
414
00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,447
This is the life,
huh, babe?
415
00:20:20,514 --> 00:20:21,548
Yeah, I guess.
416
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:24,851
Whoa! Sounds like
somebody's ready to sing.
417
00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:29,522
All right, gotta save
something for the row back.
418
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:33,560
Oh, great idea.
419
00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,161
There's this little
secluded spot.
420
00:20:35,229 --> 00:20:38,264
Very quiet,
very romantic.
421
00:20:38,332 --> 00:20:39,966
We should go there.
422
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:41,251
Oh, really?
423
00:20:41,318 --> 00:20:43,719
How do you know about that spot, Doug?
424
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,290
You know what?
That spot sucks.
425
00:20:47,358 --> 00:20:49,426
We're gonna find
a better spot.
426
00:20:49,493 --> 00:20:51,761
You know what? Doug, I'm
sorry I even said anything.
427
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:52,962
Go to the spot.
428
00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:54,747
No! No, no, no!
Stop it.
429
00:20:54,815 --> 00:20:56,549
We're not gonna go to the
spot. We'll find another one.
430
00:20:56,617 --> 00:20:58,784
Doug, I said go to the spot! It's fine!
431
00:20:58,852 --> 00:21:00,336
No! Stop it!
432
00:21:00,404 --> 00:21:01,404
Oh,
this is mature.
433
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:02,405
Stop it!
434
00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:03,873
This is
very mature.
435
00:21:03,941 --> 00:21:05,909
Stop it! Stop being mad at me, ok?!
436
00:21:05,976 --> 00:21:07,878
I'm just out here, trying
to have a good time with you!
437
00:21:07,945 --> 00:21:10,113
Now start singing!
It's fun!
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