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I know it's not your problem.
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Right.
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Ooh...
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I've got me some sweet
Valentine right there.
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OK... no...
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Uh, I will be there.
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I understand.
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OK. Bye.
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Don't forget, honey,
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we have dinner
reservations at 6:30
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at Le Petit Bistro,
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and if all goes well,
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dessert at Le No Underwear.
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I hear good things
about that place.
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Uh... here's the deal.
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Um...
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I can't...
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let's see how I can put this...
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go.
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What?!
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What are you talking about?
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I have to deliver some penguins.
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Penguins?
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Yeah. Our regular animal
guys are out sick
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and O'Boyle's making me and Deac
drive the live cargo rounds.
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We gotta bring 'em
to the Albany Zoo.
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I'm gonna be... back
really, really late.
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All right, so let me
get this straight.
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You can't have dinner with
your wife on Valentine's Day
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because you're
delivering penguins?
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That's gonna make a hell
of a story someday, huh?
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Arthur: Thanks for the
lift, my good man.
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No problem. Have a good time, Arthur.
I gotta go.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait around.
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If Evelyn isn't here,
I'm not staying either.
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I didn't come for the
punch, you know.
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Look, I can't wait around.
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Why not?
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Didn't it occur to you
that I might have a date?
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Hey. Don't make me
call you on that, son.
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Fine.
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Go look for your Evelyn.
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I gotta use the
bathroom, anyway.
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Excuse me, uh, where's
the men's room?
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You want to get there from here?
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That's tricky.
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You got a map of the building?
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No.
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I'll draw you one.
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All right, you know what?
That's OK.
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I said I'll draw you one.
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Evelyn, I must say,
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that dress, it's
just outstanding.
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Ohh! Thank you.
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I saw it, I just had to have it.
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Exactly how I felt the
first time I saw you.
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Oh, Arthur. You make me laugh.
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Really? How about
I have my driver
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take us back to your place
for a glass of fine wine,
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that is, assuming
you have fine wine.
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I would love to, Arthur,
but I'm with my sister
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and I can't leave
her here alone.
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OK, now, you're here.
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No, you're... wait. You're here.
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No, wait.
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Oh, damn! This is a
map of my house.
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Where's some more paper?
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Arthur: Spence,
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I'd like you to meet Evelyn
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and her very single
sister Betty.
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Hi.
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Hi, Hol. Hi, Carrie.
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Is your dad here?
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Uh, no. Why?
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You weren't supposed to
walk him tonight, were you?
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No.
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No, but my boyfriend and
I kind of broke up...
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It's no biggie... It's a mutual...
thing.
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Anyway, um...
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instead of staying home alone,
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I thought maybe I
could come over here
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and throw your dad a freebie.
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I assume you're talking
about a free walk.
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Yeah.
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Oh, not...
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No, no. No.
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I have a strict policy
on that, believe me.
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OK. Well, you're out of luck.
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He's down at the
senior center tonight.
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Aha...
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Is there anything else, or...
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No.
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No...
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Oh, boy.
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Carrie...
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why does every guy
break up with me?
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I mean, I let them
stay at my apartment.
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I give them money.
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Well, it sounds like you're
doing all the right things.
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I know...
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look, um...
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You'll... you'll
find someone else.
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No, no, I won't. I'm a loser.
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No, you're not a loser, OK?
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Now, I only met him once, but I'd
say that guy you were dating,
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now, he's a loser.
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What was wrong with Snake?
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Well... for one,
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um, the neck tattoo.
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Well, a lot of
people have tattoos.
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Yeah... not of Charlie
Brown shooting up.
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Let me ask you a question, Hol.
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Uh, where do you usually
go to meet guys?
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Uh, well, I go to Duffy's a lot.
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They let me drink for free
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'cause I gave them my bra and
panties to hang on the wall.
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OK. You need to start
going to places
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where the women keep
their underwear on
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and the men are OK with that.
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Like where?
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Oh, OK, uh...
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well, there's this
great new martini bar
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that just opened
up on 38th Street.
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A lot of people from
my office go there.
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Well, that sounds great.
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Oh, it is great,
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and they make the best
raspberry cosmos...
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Hey, I bet you it's
hoppin' right now.
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I'm sold! Let's go!
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Oh, no, I wasn't
talking about me.
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I... I can't...
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Oh, right. No, no, of course.
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It's Valentine's Day. I'm sure
you have plans with Doug.
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Yeah, um, actually...
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he's driving penguins to Albany.
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I'll go change.
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Great.
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Where the hell are we, man?
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I don't know.
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You said this road would
get us to Albany.
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No, I said it would get
us to Albany faster.
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And it would've gotten us
to Albany faster if it...
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went to Albany.
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I can't believe you, man.
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Sorry, all right?
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I'm just trying to
get back in time
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to salvage a little Valentine's
Day with my wife. OK?
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All right, all right.
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All right, the next exit
is Industrial Boulevard.
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That should take us
back to the thruway.
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OK, good.
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Why do you think they're sending these
penguins to another zoo, anyway?
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I don't know.
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Maybe they're troublemakers.
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You mean...
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stealing fish or...
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giving people the flipper?
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Up yours!
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What? Here it is.
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I can't get over! The exit.
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Just go for it!
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OK...
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you all right?
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Yeah.
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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All right. Everyth...
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Everything's OK.
Everything's OK.
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What the hell was that?
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It sounds a lot like
loose penguins.
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Doug: Be careful.
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All right, well...
one's still locked up.
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Where's his friend?
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Close the door! Close the door!
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OK. All right.
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It's no biggie. We just...
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we just gotta get him
back in his cage.
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Right.
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Just go ahead.
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Me?
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No way. You're the one who
drove off the road. You do it.
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I'm not touching that thing.
It could be poisonous.
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Penguins aren't poisonous.
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Why, you're a big baby!
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Get back.
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OK, what just happened here...
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stays between us.
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Right.
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OK.
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So...
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so what now?
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Well, how about this?
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I saw on one of those
nature shows, I think...
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penguins, they're
afraid of walruses.
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You know? So...
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if you get down there
and act like a walrus,
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maybe you can scare him
back into his cage.
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OK, so you and me are both
up for the role of walrus...
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and I get it?
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I can't believe this.
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It's not working.
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Oh, it's not working?
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Come on, boy.
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Come on, boy.
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All right.
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That was easier than I thought.
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Just call me Dr. Douglittle.
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No. All right, let's
get out of here.
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All right. All right.
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What's goin' on?
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It's locked.
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"Warning..."
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"Retain key at all times."
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Mother of ass!
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I love this place.
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And these cosmo
things are delicious.
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OK. Slow it down there, Hol.
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Slow it down.
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Sorry. I'm used to drinking
Rheingold through a funnel.
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Well, you can get back
to that tomorrow.
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Tonight we focus on finding you Mr.
Right.
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Or at least... Mr. Not
Steal Your PIN Number.
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OK. I'm ready. What do I do?
What do I do?
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All right, all right. Well,
the most important thing
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is to just play it cool.
All right?
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You just spot a guy you'd like,
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and you make eye contact...
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then you give him
a little smile...
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and then as quickly as
you gave him that smile,
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you snap it right back.
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You want him to know
that you're interested,
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but it's still up to him
to make the first move.
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Ohh...
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I was just showing
her something.
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Go... go back to your table.
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Go, go. Go, go. Go, go.
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All right.
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Tip number 2...
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When you're talking to a guy
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and you know you like him, brush
something off his shoulder.
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That'll drive him nuts.
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What if he doesn't have
anything on his shoulder?
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It doesn't matter.
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Oh, I understand.
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You gotta work it.
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Right.
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Yeah, that's... how
you landed Doug, huh?
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Something like that, yeah.
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Carrie?
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Mm. Mr. Pruzan, hi!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, it's Valentine's Day,
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so I thought I'd spend
it with Lady Vodka.
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At least she doesn't cheat
on me with my brother
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when he stops by
to return a book.
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Well, I guess we'll
leave you two alone.
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Come on, Holly.
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All right.
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Aren't you gonna introduce me
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to your friend?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Um, Mr. Pruzan,
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this is Holly, my dog-Walker.
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Holly, this is my boss Mr.
Pruzan.
267
00:11:14,422 --> 00:11:16,693
It's very nice to
meet you, Holly.
268
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,929
Walker of dogs.
269
00:11:17,996 --> 00:11:20,702
Nice to meet you, too, Mr.
Pruzan.
270
00:11:20,769 --> 00:11:22,640
Boss of Carrie.
271
00:11:24,278 --> 00:11:25,714
You have something
on your shoulder...
272
00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,151
No! No, he does not.
273
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,387
He really doesn't!
274
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,890
He really does not!
275
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,232
Anyway, I guess we'll see you
first thing Monday morning.
276
00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:35,436
A booth just opened up!
277
00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,908
Oh, no! Come on, let's sit down.
278
00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:38,912
That's not necessary.
Really. Thank you.
279
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,082
All right. Carrie,
280
00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:41,417
Holly's running a little low.
281
00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:42,989
Get her a fresh
drink, would you?
282
00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:45,762
And I'll have a triple Gray
Goose, ice on the side.
283
00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:46,764
Thank you.
284
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,766
Thanks.
285
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,603
You're welcome.
286
00:11:56,788 --> 00:12:01,264
♪ The summer wind
came over you ♪
287
00:12:01,332 --> 00:12:05,239
♪ From across the sea
288
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,577
♪ And lingered there...
289
00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:09,751
Arthur, can I talk
to you for a minute?
290
00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:11,855
Not a good time, Spence.
291
00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:12,925
Now.
292
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,127
Excuse me, sweetheart.
293
00:12:14,196 --> 00:12:15,965
Keep that motor running.
294
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,275
I'm going home.
295
00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:22,147
Why would you want to go home?
296
00:12:22,215 --> 00:12:23,952
It's Valentine's Day
and I just dropped
297
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,992
a perfectly good woman
right in your lap!
298
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,063
She's old enough to
be my grandmother.
299
00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:31,535
She's your Mrs. Robinson.
300
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,044
I'm going home.
301
00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:37,349
But this is my big chance.
302
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:38,987
I'm begging you.
303
00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:40,758
Take the bullet for me, son!
304
00:12:40,825 --> 00:12:42,261
Fine.
305
00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,343
Everything all right, Spencer?
306
00:12:49,411 --> 00:12:50,948
Everything's great.
307
00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:54,556
So...
308
00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:56,996
Arthur tells me
you're an eye doctor.
309
00:12:59,637 --> 00:13:00,638
No.
310
00:13:00,705 --> 00:13:02,375
Arthur lies.
311
00:13:02,444 --> 00:13:05,383
I work for the Transit
Authority selling tokens.
312
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,289
Really? That must be
very interesting.
313
00:13:08,357 --> 00:13:09,692
No, it isn't.
314
00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:11,630
I sit in a glass booth all day.
315
00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:13,867
Actually, I do, too.
316
00:13:13,935 --> 00:13:15,206
I sell tickets
317
00:13:15,273 --> 00:13:17,110
at the Midway movie theater.
318
00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:18,546
The Midway?
319
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,218
Mm-hmm.
320
00:13:20,285 --> 00:13:21,887
That's a nice booth.
321
00:13:21,955 --> 00:13:23,090
Mm.
322
00:13:24,294 --> 00:13:27,066
Did you get that
anti-glare coating yet?
323
00:13:27,135 --> 00:13:30,474
No. And I've been begging
my manager for it.
324
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:33,181
Oh, it will change your life.
325
00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:34,450
The way...
326
00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:35,620
Help! Help!
327
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,856
Help! Help!
328
00:13:36,924 --> 00:13:38,761
We're trapped in here!
It's cold!
329
00:13:38,828 --> 00:13:40,664
And we have penguins!
330
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,834
Just stick with "Help."
331
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:43,873
They don't need to hear
the whole damn story.
332
00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:45,444
Hey, you yell for help
the way you want,
333
00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:47,949
I'll yell for help
the way I want, OK?
334
00:13:48,016 --> 00:13:50,355
This wouldn't have happened if you'd
just stayed on the route we were given.
335
00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:51,791
You're blaming this on me?
336
00:13:51,858 --> 00:13:53,796
You're the one who got
us locked in here!
337
00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:55,735
I only closed the door
because you told me to.
338
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,574
I'm sorry. I assumed you could
read a huge warning sticker
339
00:13:58,643 --> 00:14:00,845
with lightning bolts on it!
340
00:14:00,913 --> 00:14:04,321
Man, we're so screwed!
341
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:06,259
Say, you know what?
342
00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:08,097
I am big, and I am strong,
343
00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:09,433
and there's no way
344
00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:11,438
I am spending Valentine's
Day locked in a truck.
345
00:14:11,506 --> 00:14:12,540
Step aside.
346
00:14:14,245 --> 00:14:15,747
Aaaahhh!
347
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:27,472
So, professional dog-walking...
348
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,979
what's that all about?
349
00:14:30,047 --> 00:14:32,316
Um... well, I go to
people's houses,
350
00:14:32,384 --> 00:14:35,224
and basically I walk their dogs.
351
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,195
That's incredible.
352
00:14:38,231 --> 00:14:39,768
OK...
353
00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,004
one ahi tuna,
354
00:14:41,072 --> 00:14:43,677
sliced extra thin.
355
00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:45,380
And tempura rolls...
356
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,854
for my dog-walker.
357
00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:49,958
Actually, can you
excuse me for a sec?
358
00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:51,294
Sure. Yeah.
359
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,135
Where you headed?
360
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:55,471
Well, like they say,
361
00:14:55,539 --> 00:14:57,610
you don't buy drinks,
you rent 'em.
362
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,488
She's de-lightful.
363
00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:05,362
I can't believe you didn't
introduce me to Holly sooner.
364
00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:06,898
You know...
365
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:08,903
I'm going to London next week.
366
00:15:08,971 --> 00:15:12,512
You think if I took her
along, she'd sleep with me?
367
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:15,185
I think if you took her to Ihop,
368
00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:16,921
she'd sleep with you.
369
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,465
Uh, Mr. Pruzan, can I
be honest with you?
370
00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:22,568
Sure.
371
00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:24,206
Um... I don't really think Holly
372
00:15:24,273 --> 00:15:25,944
is the right girl for you.
373
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,546
But we have chemistry.
374
00:15:27,614 --> 00:15:30,888
Did you see the way she brushed
that thing off my shoulder?
375
00:15:30,956 --> 00:15:32,291
It was electric.
376
00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:34,229
Even so, even so...
377
00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:35,232
uh, there are...
378
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,637
There are things,
um, about Holly,
379
00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:39,007
you know, that...
380
00:15:39,075 --> 00:15:40,176
What are you getting at?
381
00:15:41,314 --> 00:15:43,250
Well, she's got a real temper.
382
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,289
You know? I mean, you should
see her with her dogs.
383
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:47,427
I mean, she puts this choke
chain around their neck,
384
00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:50,033
she just really, really
yanks 'em real hard.
385
00:15:50,101 --> 00:15:51,269
She yells at them.
386
00:15:51,337 --> 00:15:52,973
Keep talking.
387
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,727
You know, I never
told anyone this,
388
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,002
but sometimes, I feel like
I'm in a glass booth,
389
00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:06,939
cut off from the world, even...
390
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,345
Even when you're not
actually in your booth.
391
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:10,348
Yes!
392
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:12,085
I've felt that way...
393
00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:14,257
the same way my whole life.
394
00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:15,293
Like you never fit in.
395
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,462
Yes.
396
00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:24,915
You have the most
amazing blue eyes.
397
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,554
Actually, they're dilated
398
00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:30,962
from one of my medications.
399
00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:35,741
They're very nice.
400
00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:36,977
Soulful.
401
00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:43,325
You are a very special
man, Spence Olchin.
402
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,800
And you're a very
special woman...
403
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:48,737
Betty Guttenplant.
404
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,826
Why'd you invite me over, then?!
405
00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,830
I didn't know you wanted that!
406
00:16:59,898 --> 00:17:01,835
Hey! Don't hang the
meat in the window
407
00:17:01,903 --> 00:17:03,306
if it ain't for sale!
408
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:08,184
Come on, Spence. This
place is squaresville.
409
00:17:08,252 --> 00:17:09,755
Come on, let's go. What?!
410
00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:11,157
You heard me! But I...
411
00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:12,929
I...
412
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,265
guess I...
413
00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:16,103
gotta go.
414
00:17:22,018 --> 00:17:23,319
Call me.
415
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:37,320
Hey, uh...
416
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,157
you got an extra one of those?
417
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,693
Huh?
418
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:41,996
Oh, yeah.
419
00:17:43,401 --> 00:17:44,369
Thank you.
420
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:45,739
Do you have a light?
421
00:17:47,244 --> 00:17:48,679
Thanks.
422
00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:53,190
I don't usually smoke, but...
423
00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:54,293
Bad night?
424
00:17:54,361 --> 00:17:55,328
Yeah.
425
00:17:55,396 --> 00:17:57,133
My dog-walker
426
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,970
is hooking up with my boss,
427
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:01,042
so apparently, I
work for her, too.
428
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:03,982
If I don't smoke,
429
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,822
I might do something
I'll regret in there.
430
00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:09,763
You wanna do something you
might regret out here?
431
00:18:11,869 --> 00:18:13,839
All right, you know what?
Back it off, Fonzie.
432
00:18:13,907 --> 00:18:15,175
I'm happily married.
433
00:18:15,243 --> 00:18:17,513
Yeah. That's why you're out here
434
00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:19,619
hittin' on me on
Valentine's Day.
435
00:18:19,687 --> 00:18:21,289
Oh, yeah. That's me.
436
00:18:21,357 --> 00:18:22,793
Always looking for
that special guy
437
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:24,263
leaning up against a Dumpster.
438
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:27,270
What, you think
you're better than me
439
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,743
'cause you're comin' out
of some martini bar?
440
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,212
You women are all the same.
441
00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,050
"Get a job. Get off my sister.
442
00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:35,424
Stop dealin' out of my house."
443
00:18:43,342 --> 00:18:44,578
Would you...
444
00:18:44,646 --> 00:18:46,515
Would you like to meet someone?
445
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:58,710
It's gettin' pretty cold, huh?
446
00:18:58,778 --> 00:19:00,548
Yeah.
447
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:01,718
Hey.
448
00:19:01,785 --> 00:19:03,856
We are gonna get out
of here, right?
449
00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,628
Well, yeah, I mean,
450
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,632
someone will come by.
451
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,402
We'll be OK.
452
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:10,438
Yeah, they'll find us.
453
00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:11,441
Yeah.
454
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:12,977
Probably be a big rescue.
455
00:19:13,045 --> 00:19:14,482
Hey, maybe they'll
make a movie about us,
456
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:17,389
like those Pennsylvania
miner guys.
457
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,827
OK, they had to drill through
7,000 feet of solid rock
458
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,163
to pull those guys out.
459
00:19:21,231 --> 00:19:23,737
They can get us out with a key.
460
00:19:23,804 --> 00:19:26,510
You know, when I was
in the National Guard,
461
00:19:26,578 --> 00:19:29,517
they told us that to
prevent hypothermia...
462
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,724
you should get as close as you
can to other people, you know?
463
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,295
For body heat.
464
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:37,201
You mean...
465
00:19:37,269 --> 00:19:38,772
hold each other?
466
00:19:38,839 --> 00:19:40,209
Well, yeah.
467
00:19:40,276 --> 00:19:41,947
You know...
468
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,552
I mean, if we want to live.
469
00:20:04,835 --> 00:20:05,936
Sorry I...
470
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,107
got us in this whole mess.
471
00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:09,444
Ah...
472
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,214
it's my fault, too.
473
00:20:13,522 --> 00:20:16,294
I want you to know if
anything happens...
474
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:18,265
you're my best friend.
475
00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:19,668
Hmm...
476
00:20:19,736 --> 00:20:21,372
same here.
477
00:20:22,710 --> 00:20:25,048
You know, it's weird. I'm...
478
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:27,219
not even scared.
479
00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:29,791
It's like I feel safe with you.
480
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,365
Thanks.
481
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:36,943
What do you... what do
you think that's about?
482
00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:39,014
I think they're talking
to each other.
483
00:20:39,082 --> 00:20:40,484
Hey, you know, when
we picked them up,
484
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:43,224
I saw on their tags that one's
a girl and one's a boy.
485
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,428
You think they're a couple?
486
00:20:45,496 --> 00:20:47,868
Yeah. And in separate
cages on Valentine's Day.
487
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:49,238
That's sad.
488
00:20:50,643 --> 00:20:53,313
Let's see what we have here.
489
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:58,493
Girl's name is Chloe.
490
00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:00,832
And he is...
491
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,168
Milk Dud.
492
00:21:02,235 --> 00:21:03,505
Well, friend,
493
00:21:03,573 --> 00:21:06,780
get ready to change
your name to Milk Stud.
494
00:21:10,923 --> 00:21:12,694
Look at that.
495
00:21:12,761 --> 00:21:15,199
She's going into his cage.
496
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:17,370
Chloe, you dirty little girl.
497
00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:25,456
Whoa, they like it rough.
498
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:27,394
Wait.
499
00:21:27,462 --> 00:21:28,496
Are they fighting?
500
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:32,639
Get her out of there!
Get her out of there!
501
00:21:41,762 --> 00:21:43,398
Something's going
on in this truck.
502
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,007
It sounds like a penguin fight.
503
00:21:47,075 --> 00:21:49,079
Let's call for help.
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