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You're fired up

-No. - You are.

- You're mad at me? - No.

-You're mad at me. -I'm not!

I didn't treat you very well? Something like that?

Yes, something like that.

Hold on... I saved your life, remember?

Come on...

I'm glad we can talk about it

calmly,

like two adults.

NUDE

All-you-can-eat tofu Gruyere fondue!

Tonight we're celebrating!

Tell him, Nat.

We've found you someone. The neighbour's daughter.

She's lovely and very sympathetic.

I'm married, remember? And I love Eva.

-That never stopped you. -Serge!

We think you need to be more proactive,

to meet new people.

So we've set up a date for you

with Jess.

- Jess... - Check out her profile.

She's pretty and 20 years your junior!

She's coming tonight.

But...

You'll really have to make an effort. Your look...

- Should I wear a dinner jacket? -No!

But you should maximise your chances.

And you should leave it to me.

Of course...

If it was up to them I'd be hooked up with that Jess...

Right...

She has a 60-square-metre apartment. Not bad.

No mental health history.

No issues with the bank, no STDs...

Vegetables only.

- You're lucky. - Vegetables only?

Go for it. It's safe.

Any photos of her naked?

Of course.

I'm happy for you. Back in the saddle!

What should I wear?

Nothing.

I mean, generally. What should I say

Be frank. No secrets. She'll find out anyway.

I don't find dating a lie detector very exciting.

Is everything okay with...

Generally, yes.

Do you have my money?

- Right now? - You said a few days.

Yes, but not today. I mean...

What's going on, Kamel?

- Did you spend it all on the gym? - Of course not.

Jacuzzis are expensive.

You don't have one. Cut the crap!

Calm down, Franck. I'll find a solution, I swear.

Want a share of the gym?

We're not talking pizzas. It was three kilos!

Stop taking me for a fool.

Look, you were gone eight years. They almost unplugged you.

Listen to me carefully. If you cross me, you're finished.

Wait...

One last thing.

There...

-That will do. -Stay still!

There you are! You're beautiful.

- Down below... - Yes.

No! That's fine.

There...

Is everything all right?

Am I intruding?

- Something to drink? - Beer for me.

Me too. Thanks.

A blonde.

Right...

Is Jess short lor Jessica?

No, it's for Juicy.

I'm kidding! It's all on View.

-I didn't look. - Really?

Your parents said you were old-style.

Can you hear when you're in a coma?

I don't remember.

Is that still working? There's nothing on your file.

- Yes. Is that why... - Not at all.

I've read your file. Your results are poor.

Your lipase is terrible. Your urine tests are awful.

- It must be hard for dating. - View doesn't help. The mystery's gone.

Why? Anything to hide?

- No, but revealing everything... - Is better. No errors.

Head or no head?

- Head. - No head, thank you.

I'll leave you to it.

Your View profile shows a normal muscle to bone ratio.

But...

your IQ is below national average.

guess it's normal to be slow after a coma.

You're very forthright.

I always have been.

- Let's go to your room. - Right now?

- You don't want to? -I do, but it's a bit tricky.

- My parents... - Don't they know you have a sex life?

Yes.

Are you okay?

- It's more private here. - And more cheerful.

It reminds me of my teens two years ago.

Do you have vodka?

Yes.

One moment.

- Well? - What the hell?

We're your supporters.

Look...

-Will one do? -Two!

Go now.

Make sure you score.

Close the bloody door!

It's not you, it's me.

All those analyses are doing my head in.

It's okay. I'd just like to sleep.

-I'll turn off the lights. -I'm going home.

Wait, it will come back.

It's... the coma.

Don't worry.

- Shall I get you a cab? -I doubt you could afford it.

Besides, I live next door.

Bye.

- It's too early in the morning. - It's afternoon.

Really? So it is. Sorry.

You look tired.

I didn't sleep.

- Wild night? -I was with a girl. I couldn't even...

What's up?

-Careful! -Sorry.

I found traces of Japanese food in the digestive tract.

Lanvin's last meal was sushi.

Corinne reconstructed the prints of the sushi maker.

Is that possible? Amazing...

And that's nothing.

Once they managed to find fingerprints in a puddle.

Could he have been poisoned by the rice?

There's some strychnine in his blood.

We need to establish whether it's the result of foul play or pollution.

I'm more interested in the prints.

Look...

- Remember him? - Fuck...

Ramos.

It's nice in here.

I won't be long. A quick word with Franck.

We need to discuss our divorce.

Right now?

- We can't go on like this. - Now?

It will be over and done with. It's super easy.

To start, put your finger here.

Here?

- Solicitor? - Is that possible?

It's a bit pricey...

Okay, without.

Now sign here.

Our music...

The software stored it. One last memory for the road.

Done.

You'll get a confirmation email.

I'm sure you'll find someone else

who'll really appreciate your...

your...

You!

Can I get the ring? It's the procedure.

Happy divorce, Franck.

Are you okay?

Come on... Back to work.

We have a case to solve.

Ramos?

It's Franckie.

Your ex-colleague.

Jose?

About time.

So it's true...

You've become a recalcitrant.

Your prints are on a sushi that Lanvin ate.

That arsehole had it coming! All this is his fault.

- What do you know about his death? - Nothing. And I don't care.

Fuck him.

Lucie thinks you're involved.

I didn't say that. I'm just wondering...

I'm not involved with anyone. It's better that way.

That was just a one-off.

Fancy a drink?

No, thank you.

Franckie, for old time's sake?

All right.

What is it?

It's best drunk in one gulp.

What is it?

My own brew.

We have to make do, mate.

It's a bit sour but it's pretty good.

To the old days...

Not bad.

It tastes a bit like pastis.

What did you think it was?

Franckie, don't turn out like me,

a recalcitrant.

You have a family. You have a wife.

That counts. You're finished if you're on your own.

You're nothing without love. You're done for.

A piece of shit!

You understand?

Do all you can to keep your wife.

Yes.

What a fucking mess...

Eva!

There's no more darling. Time's gone by. i've moved on.

You were gone eight years. They almost unplugged you.

Clothes, no...

Liberty, equality, nudity.

You'll end up worse than an animat.

Liberty, equality nudity!

Fuck you all!

Subtitles: Odile Blandeau Robyn Fallick