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- Can you see the redhead? -No.

I'm not sure this arrest is a good idea.

We should wait, let him lead us to his accomplices.

Or just postpone.

It doesn't feel right.

Let's do it now.

Isn't it odd, that coke vanishing at the station?

How did the redhead get in? He had inside help.

You reckon? I doubt it.

- I'll handle it. - What?

It's better that way. You stay here.

Don't use that tone just because we sleep together.

- What are you doing? - He's my suspect, I nab him!

I'm in charge, I decide. I'll make him talk. You stay back.

Hurry up. We haven't got all day.

- Coming, Mr Mayor... - Any progress on the pool extension?

- Good. I hate it when things don't move.

Yes.

What?

Follow procedure and keep me informed.

A problem?

A policeman's been shot. He's in a critical condition.

That's awful. What's his name?

Fish... Franck Fish.

Husband of Eva Fish from Printing

who wears red shoes on Mondays and cat earrings when she's sick?

I guess so.

Step up the pace with the swimming pool.

Get it rolling.

What win become of me?

Will he be like that for long?

A few weeks, they said...

a few months...

or years...

Years?

He's so peaceful.

NUDE

Tonight at midnight the Transparency Law comes into force.

All European citizens will be transparent

and wear no clothes in public,

a radical change which remains very controversial

despite democratic endorsement via a referendum.

Can I still have a 50% discount on check shorts?

At the back.

Hello...

Hello.

Can I still have a 50% discount on check shorts?

- At the back. - Thank you.

Here I am.

Hello.

Karl.

Namaste.

- I've closed up. - Right...

Today's a great day. It's Day Zero of the insurrection.

Day 1, rather. It's today.

Day 1 is tomorrow. Today's the eve. It starts tonight.

- You mean tomorrow? - That's not the issue.

I ask you to swear on this fabric.

I am prepared to die for clothes

and to return me as mayor if you trust me.

I'm prepared to die for clothes, except low-rise pants.

I'm prepared to die for the Prophet.

But clothes are important too.

I'm not prepared to die.

But I don't want my shop to close.

I'm with you, guys!

We all agree. How many of us today?

Four.

All right, four.

But tomorrow there'll be hundreds, thousands...

Revolution!

Relax. This is your day. You should be thrilled.

I'm counting on you to apply this law properly.

Of course. I'll see to it personally.

I control the region. I can't speak for the rest of the country.

By properly, I mean with restraint.

It took us so long to develop the text.

No one reads the text these days.

I'm joking. Come on... Chill.

I am not joking, Simoni. I'll be very vigilant.

If it's misused, I'll alert the media and every appropriate forum.

I've devoted 20 years to it. I won't let it get out of hand.

You forget one thing. You wouldn't be here without me.

So come down a notch.

Anyway, how could it possibly get out of hand?

Hello...

I'm going to undress Mr Fish.

- Do it tomorrow. - Why wait?

Tomorrow I'll be busy undressing all the geriatrics.

Shall we go? I'm not interested in Franck's balls.

Have I ever shown you my gym?

Is that your pick-up line?

All right...

- Sorry. This law's upsetting me.

It's a great idea.

- It will make our jobs easier. - Not mine!

I don't want to see dicks all day. And all that sweat in the gym...

That's not what matters.

What matters is transparency.

People will have to be truthful.

What's the problem? Something to hide?

-No. - What, then?

I like my privacy.

If you do nothing wrong you'll still have it.

We'll be ourselves all the time. Isn't that freedom?

I'm having a party tonight.

We'll celebrate the Transparency Law by stripping at midnight.

- Want to come? -I don't know...

I'm not into striptease.

It's not striptease if everyone strips.

Isn't it easier?

Okay.

- It's too soon. - Much too soon.

Lucie!

- Mr and Mrs Fish... - Hello, Lucie.

So... ready for the big day?

This new law will clean things up.

It's okay for you. You're young and pretty.

Yes!

We shouldn't hang around here.

Get some shopping done. The shelves are almost empty.

We've stocked

I doubt we'll be going out much.

Take care.

- See you soon. - Bye, Lucie.

What will we do for bread?

We'll freeze

Or buy flour and make it ourselves.

And when we run out of flour?

What's wrong

You're all stiff and quiet.

I didn't catch that.

Sorry?

You're telling me you're sorry.

It's not that easy.

You turn up, stand at the bar, hoping a few words will do.

I think you took me for a ride.

I wasn't asking anything.

But you had to say you loved me. You had to promise me stuff...

Fucking for fun wasn't enough for you.

You wanted me in love with you, hooked...

That's what I can't forgive.

And you insult me!

Shit...

Yoo-hoo...

Eva?

Kamel invited me. I hope you don't mind.

I warn you, I'm pissed already.

- There's no party? - Yes...

But... you're first.

Please come in.

I wouldn't mind a vodka.

That's...

What is he doing here?

I thought it was a good idea since I've invited colleagues.

Does it upset you?

I'm drunk because of him.

I'm so sorry. It must remind you he's not here.

It's not that.

Did you know he was cheating on me?

No. How do you know? Do you have any evidence?

- His fingers smelled of pussy. -Weird. It doesn't usually smell.

I've been so stupid.

Do you know who it is?

I don't care! The kind of filthy whore he's so fond of.

This is all your fault.

You make people unhappy. You hear me?

Can you hear me or not?

Sorry!

It doesn't matter. Don't worry.

Maybe the cut-out wasn't such a good idea.

Coming!

- Orgy! - Let's all strip!

I didn't say I would.

- Fuck! - It's not my thing.

You've changed your tune!

Come in.

He looks better.

That's right. It's more like him.

gave him my best years. Such a shame...

Stop it. You're still young.

You're kidding. The Transparency Law will age us quicker.

I should have had a boob job.

A bit of sport will fix that.

Excuse me.

Hi...

The door was open so...

Here. Sparkling wine.

It's champagne although it says sparkling on the label.

- A friend makes it. It's great. - Thanks.

- It's great you're here. - Yes.

I got all dressed up...

for the last time!

Welcome.

I see Franck's here. Nice touch.

Yes...

Right... When do we strip?

Well... let's have a drink first. It will make it easier.

Get shit-faced then bare-arsed. Very good.

- What can I get you? - Same as you.

- Hey, Kamel!

Thanks for the invite.

Did you know Franck was cheating on me?

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

Get them off!

I have an idea.

Let's play a game!

Yes!

One, two, three...

- Corinne! -No!

- Yes, you moved. - Off with my T-shirt, then.

One, two, three...

I lose. I'll take off my shirt.

Ramos!

No... Yes!

- Come on... - No!

- You moved! -No!

That's the game.

No! I don't want to be naked. I'm not an animal!

Fuck you all!

Did you hear me? Fuck you all!

Come back...

Maybe we should go.

- Sorry for the lousy party. - It was great.

Mainly being with you.

That's nice. Here...

Thanks.

You know, if you want...

-Yes? - You can...

You can...

Take Franck.

- Franck? -Yes. Wait...

He'll be much happier with you than with me.

Or leave him by the bins. It's up to you.

Okay, I'll see what I can do. I wouldn't want him being raped.

True...

See you soon.

Come on. Let's go.

Subtitles: Odile Blandeau Robyn Fallick