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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,402 --> 00:00:15,529 Whoo-ooh! 2 00:01:29,569 --> 00:01:32,179 Hey, you clumsy clod! 3 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,267 Father, where have you been? 4 00:01:34,789 --> 00:01:36,355 Out and about. 5 00:01:36,355 --> 00:01:38,965 I wish you wouldn't go wandering off. 6 00:01:39,487 --> 00:01:41,575 What is he doing here? 7 00:01:41,575 --> 00:01:43,141 Ernie thought he'd join us. 8 00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:44,707 Isn't that nice? 9 00:01:45,229 --> 00:01:46,795 It's a beautiful night. 10 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,927 You could have found better company. 11 00:01:49,927 --> 00:01:51,492 What did you say? 12 00:01:52,015 --> 00:01:53,581 Oh, Father, please. 13 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,147 Here, Grandpops. 14 00:01:55,147 --> 00:01:57,757 Go buy yourself a tutti frutti. 15 00:01:57,757 --> 00:01:59,845 Get lost, Mr. Toad-- 16 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:01,411 Oh, sorry-- Noad. 17 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,065 Father! 18 00:02:05,065 --> 00:02:07,674 All aboard. Take them through, Mr. Skull. 19 00:02:07,674 --> 00:02:10,284 Only $2.00 for the most terrifying ride 20 00:02:10,806 --> 00:02:11,850 with Mr. Bones. 21 00:02:12,372 --> 00:02:13,416 Step right up! 22 00:02:13,939 --> 00:02:16,026 You look like a lovely couple. 23 00:02:16,548 --> 00:02:18,114 Thank you. Only $2.00. 24 00:02:18,637 --> 00:02:21,247 Give Mr. Skull your ticket. 25 00:02:21,247 --> 00:02:23,334 Hurry. $2.00. Come on, now, children, 26 00:02:23,856 --> 00:02:25,945 each and every one. 27 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,510 There we go. 28 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:31,164 [haunting yells] 29 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:34,296 [hideous laughter] 30 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:41,082 Stop it! Sit down! 31 00:02:41,082 --> 00:02:42,648 Aah! 32 00:02:42,648 --> 00:02:43,692 Aah! 33 00:02:44,735 --> 00:02:45,780 It's not real. 34 00:02:46,302 --> 00:02:47,346 It is! 35 00:02:47,346 --> 00:02:48,651 Rrra! 36 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:51,460 - Aah! - Aah! 37 00:02:55,698 --> 00:02:56,742 Aah! 38 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,308 What the... 39 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,874 Not you again. 40 00:02:59,874 --> 00:03:01,440 I'm terribly sorry. 41 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,006 Come on, you old fool. 42 00:03:03,527 --> 00:03:04,572 Get out. 43 00:03:04,572 --> 00:03:06,138 I was only pretending. 44 00:03:06,659 --> 00:03:07,704 You crazy wacko. 45 00:03:07,704 --> 00:03:10,835 Why don't you go back to the Geriatrics? 46 00:03:10,835 --> 00:03:11,880 Aah! 47 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,967 Someone call an ambulance, quick! 48 00:03:13,967 --> 00:03:16,056 Keep back! Keep back! 49 00:03:16,056 --> 00:03:18,143 God. I think that's Father. 50 00:03:18,143 --> 00:03:20,753 He's just had a bit of a fall. 51 00:03:20,753 --> 00:03:22,319 Father? 52 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:25,451 Speak to me, Father. Speak to me! 53 00:03:25,451 --> 00:03:28,583 Leah, where am I? 54 00:03:29,106 --> 00:03:30,672 It's all right. 55 00:03:30,672 --> 00:03:33,281 You had a wee fall. 56 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,848 No. No. No. 57 00:03:35,369 --> 00:03:37,457 Just lie still. 58 00:03:37,457 --> 00:03:39,023 Shh. Lie still. 59 00:03:39,023 --> 00:03:41,633 Everything's going to be fine. 60 00:04:01,469 --> 00:04:03,035 Hey! 61 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,644 Hey, Lonny. How's America? 62 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:07,733 Oh, you know-- pretty cool. 63 00:04:07,733 --> 00:04:09,299 Yeah. 64 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:10,865 "Pretty cool"? I like that. 65 00:04:11,386 --> 00:04:12,952 It's good to see you. 66 00:04:13,475 --> 00:04:15,041 Man, you're really tall now. 67 00:04:15,562 --> 00:04:16,607 Going up. 68 00:04:17,128 --> 00:04:18,173 Here we are. 69 00:04:18,694 --> 00:04:20,783 Let's shove all this off. 70 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:27,046 [Leah] Lonny, how are your mom and dad? 71 00:04:27,046 --> 00:04:29,657 Great. They send you and Grandpa their love. 72 00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:31,222 Oh, that's nice. 73 00:04:31,222 --> 00:04:34,876 I thought Grandpa would be at the airport. 74 00:04:34,876 --> 00:04:37,486 Grandad hasn't been well lately. 75 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:41,662 He had a little turn last week. 76 00:04:41,662 --> 00:04:42,445 Oh. 77 00:04:43,228 --> 00:04:45,316 But will he be OK? 78 00:04:45,838 --> 00:04:47,926 Please God, he will be, yes. 79 00:04:47,926 --> 00:04:50,014 Anyway, he's home now 80 00:04:50,014 --> 00:04:52,624 and looking forward to seeing you. 81 00:04:52,624 --> 00:04:54,189 That's good. 82 00:04:54,189 --> 00:04:56,278 I've really missed him, Kanziora. 83 00:04:56,278 --> 00:04:59,410 He's about my favorite cool guy, 84 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:02,542 and you're not so bad youself. 85 00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:07,239 Oh, you boys will have a wonderful time, 86 00:05:07,239 --> 00:05:09,328 I know. 87 00:05:19,768 --> 00:05:21,855 [Leah] Here we are. 88 00:05:22,378 --> 00:05:24,987 It's great to be back, Aunt Leah. 89 00:05:24,987 --> 00:05:27,597 It's such a wild old house. 90 00:05:27,597 --> 00:05:29,163 Yeah. 91 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:32,295 Can I go up and see Grandpa first? 92 00:05:32,295 --> 00:05:34,905 Of course, but be very quiet 93 00:05:34,905 --> 00:05:36,994 because he may be asleep. 94 00:05:36,994 --> 00:05:39,603 I will. Come on, Kanziora. 95 00:06:06,747 --> 00:06:08,313 Grandpa? 96 00:06:08,313 --> 00:06:10,400 Are you awake? 97 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,966 Got you! 98 00:06:11,966 --> 00:06:13,532 Grandpa. 99 00:06:13,532 --> 00:06:17,187 Oh, Lonny, my boy, let me look at you. 100 00:06:17,187 --> 00:06:20,319 You've grown into such a fine young man. 101 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:22,406 Grandpa, you remember Kanziora 102 00:06:22,406 --> 00:06:24,495 from last summer. 103 00:06:24,495 --> 00:06:26,061 Hello. 104 00:06:26,061 --> 00:06:27,627 Yeah. Kanziora. 105 00:06:27,627 --> 00:06:29,192 How are you? 106 00:06:29,192 --> 00:06:30,758 Good. 107 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,324 Oh, that's wonderful! 108 00:06:32,324 --> 00:06:34,934 So how are you feeling, then, Grandpa? 109 00:06:35,456 --> 00:06:38,588 Since you guys got here, much, much better. 110 00:06:38,588 --> 00:06:41,198 Let's sit down on the bed 111 00:06:41,198 --> 00:06:43,808 so we can see each other. 112 00:06:43,808 --> 00:06:45,896 It's awfully dark in here. 113 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:48,506 Shall I turn on a light? 114 00:06:48,506 --> 00:06:50,072 No. No. No. 115 00:06:50,072 --> 00:06:52,682 When you turn on the light, 116 00:06:52,682 --> 00:06:54,770 that's what hurts my eyes. 117 00:06:54,770 --> 00:06:57,901 Why don't you go open up the curtains 118 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,990 and the french doors 119 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:02,078 and let in some air? 120 00:07:02,078 --> 00:07:05,209 She never lets me open them up. 121 00:07:05,209 --> 00:07:08,342 Such a silly old woman. 122 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,083 Oh, that's much better. 123 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,216 Looks like a beautiful night out there. 124 00:07:17,216 --> 00:07:20,348 Yeah. There's a big moon and everything. 125 00:07:20,348 --> 00:07:21,914 Is there? 126 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:25,046 Oh, I sure would love to see it. 127 00:07:25,567 --> 00:07:27,133 Give me a hand up. 128 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,743 Grab a hand, now. 129 00:07:29,743 --> 00:07:31,832 1, 2, 3. 130 00:07:33,398 --> 00:07:35,485 Here we go, Grandpa. 131 00:07:35,485 --> 00:07:37,573 Yes, here we go. 132 00:07:37,573 --> 00:07:39,140 Ah, yes. 133 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,706 We're going to see 134 00:07:40,706 --> 00:07:43,838 what the wondrous night has to offer us. 135 00:07:47,491 --> 00:07:50,101 Magnificent. 136 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:52,189 Magnificent. 137 00:07:52,189 --> 00:07:55,843 A truly wondrous sight. 138 00:07:56,365 --> 00:07:57,931 Ooh. 139 00:07:57,931 --> 00:07:58,714 Oh. 140 00:07:59,497 --> 00:08:01,585 I tell you boys-- 141 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:05,761 that... that is the essence of all life. 142 00:08:05,761 --> 00:08:07,849 Yeah. Oh. Oh. 143 00:08:07,849 --> 00:08:09,936 Oh. I'm all right. 144 00:08:09,936 --> 00:08:10,981 I'm... I'm all right. 145 00:08:11,503 --> 00:08:13,591 What's going on in here? 146 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:16,723 Father, get back into bed immediately. 147 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,377 Oh, no. 148 00:08:20,377 --> 00:08:24,031 Sausage and chips again? 149 00:08:24,031 --> 00:08:27,162 Revolting muck! 150 00:08:27,162 --> 00:08:29,773 You, too, boys. 151 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:31,338 Your tea's downstairs. 152 00:08:31,338 --> 00:08:33,426 Eat it while it's hot. 153 00:08:33,426 --> 00:08:34,992 Kanziora, catch. 154 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,081 Stop showing off! 155 00:08:37,602 --> 00:08:39,168 Just behave yourself! 156 00:08:41,778 --> 00:08:43,344 There you go. 157 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:45,433 He didn't like it, either. 158 00:08:49,086 --> 00:08:49,869 Oh. 159 00:08:50,652 --> 00:08:54,307 Oh! Grosser than gut soup. 160 00:08:54,828 --> 00:08:56,394 Choice. 161 00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:00,048 You can't be serious. 162 00:09:00,570 --> 00:09:02,136 I love tomato sauce. 163 00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:04,224 Do you want some? 164 00:09:04,746 --> 00:09:06,834 OK. If you insist. 165 00:09:10,488 --> 00:09:11,532 Hi. 166 00:09:12,054 --> 00:09:14,142 G'day, boys. How you doing? 167 00:09:14,142 --> 00:09:17,796 You got a spare snarler for your Uncle Ernie? 168 00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:24,581 Did you have a good flight? 169 00:09:24,581 --> 00:09:26,147 It wasn't bad. 170 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:29,279 Is she upstairs with the-- the old bear? 171 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:30,845 Yes. 172 00:09:31,368 --> 00:09:32,934 Good on you. 173 00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:35,544 I think I'll have another snarler. 174 00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:37,631 They're bloody delicious. 175 00:09:42,329 --> 00:09:44,939 Is he really your uncle? 176 00:09:44,939 --> 00:09:45,722 No. 177 00:09:47,027 --> 00:09:48,071 Lonny, 178 00:09:48,593 --> 00:09:52,247 do you think Ernie and your aunt are doing it? 179 00:09:52,247 --> 00:09:53,292 What? 180 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:56,423 Man, anything's possible. 181 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:00,599 Ah. 182 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,687 Yuck. 183 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:07,907 Lonny, I got something really weird to show you. 184 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,995 Do you want to see? 185 00:10:09,995 --> 00:10:12,082 Sure. 186 00:10:15,737 --> 00:10:17,824 Where did you find these? 187 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,479 They fell out of a book from last summer, 188 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:23,045 but look. 189 00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:25,132 There's none of your grandfather. 190 00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:27,221 Strange, ay? 191 00:10:27,743 --> 00:10:29,830 He was sitting in that chair. 192 00:10:30,353 --> 00:10:31,136 So? 193 00:10:31,919 --> 00:10:33,485 Where's he gone? 194 00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:36,095 People just don't disappear from photos. 195 00:10:36,616 --> 00:10:37,661 Wow. 196 00:10:39,748 --> 00:10:42,358 How you two boys getting on in here? 197 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,446 Aunt Leah, look at this. 198 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:48,100 Grandpa was in the garden when we took these. 199 00:10:48,622 --> 00:10:50,711 He was sitting in that chair, 200 00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:53,320 but it's empty now. 201 00:10:57,496 --> 00:11:02,716 How, uh... very odd. 202 00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:07,936 Oh, probably just a trick of the light. 203 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,502 Now, finish up, 204 00:11:10,024 --> 00:11:13,156 and I'll get you some ice cream. 205 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,117 But, Lonny, 206 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,728 there is something strange going on. 207 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,816 I know there is. 208 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:31,425 Did you see your aunt's face 209 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,514 when she saw the photos? 210 00:11:33,514 --> 00:11:35,080 Oh, man. 211 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,167 You've got an overstimulated imagination, 212 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:39,256 which usually leads to madness. 213 00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:41,343 Madness, Kanziora! Ha ha ha! 214 00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:42,909 Does not. 215 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:45,519 That house gives me the creeps. 216 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:47,607 Don't you feel it? 217 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,217 Madness! Ha ha ha! 218 00:11:50,217 --> 00:11:52,306 [howling] 219 00:11:52,306 --> 00:11:54,393 Listen. 220 00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:55,959 Did you hear that? 221 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:59,091 Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. 222 00:11:59,613 --> 00:12:01,701 In this book I've been reading, 223 00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:04,833 it says in the mountains of Carpathia 224 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,921 the birds sing at night. 225 00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:08,488 Uh-huh. 226 00:12:08,488 --> 00:12:09,531 Sure. 227 00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:12,663 Look, I got to get some shut-eye. 228 00:12:12,663 --> 00:12:14,229 I'm really beat. 229 00:12:14,229 --> 00:12:16,839 I'll come over in the morning. 230 00:12:16,839 --> 00:12:18,405 Dream weird. 231 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,536 I will. See you later, mashed potater. 232 00:12:21,536 --> 00:12:24,147 In a while, crocodile. 233 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,725 Sweet dreams, child. 234 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:54,944 [from outside of room] Whoo-ooh-hoo! 235 00:13:16,868 --> 00:13:17,912 Go away! 236 00:13:17,912 --> 00:13:21,044 Mom, Ben's got a dead polecat! 237 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,786 Hello, stranger. 238 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,352 Hi, Mrs. Kanziora. 239 00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:30,440 How's your aunt, Lonny? 240 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,528 She's fine. Hi, Mr. Kanziora. 241 00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:35,137 Good to have you back, son. 242 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:37,226 She's a marvelous lady, 243 00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:40,879 living in that big old house with a sick father. 244 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:43,489 You're on your own this time? 245 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,621 Yeah. Dad's gone on tour in Europe 246 00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:48,187 with the Philharmonic. 247 00:13:48,187 --> 00:13:51,319 My mom and little brother have gone with him. 248 00:13:51,319 --> 00:13:53,408 Listen to what Lonny's saying. 249 00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:54,973 It's very interesting. 250 00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,539 Mmm, what's that? 251 00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,105 Let's go. 252 00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,671 You be careful. 253 00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:01,759 Swim between the flags. 254 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,847 Have fun. 255 00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:14,287 Wow. Far out. 256 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,853 Wait. 257 00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:17,941 I couldn't sleep last night 258 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,507 thinking about those photos. 259 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,595 They don't come out. 260 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:22,639 Who? 261 00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:24,205 Vampires. 262 00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:26,815 You can't take photos of them 263 00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:28,903 or see them in mirrors. 264 00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,469 Oh, man. 265 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,556 You kiwis are real fruitcakes. 266 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,645 I am not. It's true. 267 00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:37,255 Grandpa Cooger a vampire? 268 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,953 Kanziora, you have truly flippoed, man. 269 00:14:42,474 --> 00:14:45,606 Last one in us a double dork! 270 00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,304 Come on! 271 00:14:50,304 --> 00:14:52,393 Woo! Woo! 272 00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:54,480 Yee-ha! 273 00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,090 Woo! 274 00:14:58,135 --> 00:15:00,745 Yeah! Yeah! Kanziora! 275 00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,877 Woo! 276 00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:05,964 Whoa! 277 00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,053 Woo! 278 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,184 Hey, Lonny. 279 00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:13,794 Do you feel like visiting your grandfather? 280 00:15:13,794 --> 00:15:17,448 You mean, check out if he's been sucking neck? 281 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,580 There's only one way to find out. 282 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,190 Take him garlic-- they hate that-- 283 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,278 or some holy water. 284 00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:28,410 We could steal it from a catholic church. 285 00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,542 We could sprinkle it on his cornflakes. 286 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,630 What do you reckon, Lonny? 287 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,196 Let's do it. 288 00:15:35,196 --> 00:15:38,849 Come on. Say yes, please. 289 00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:41,982 OK, but I'm having nothing to do with it. 290 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,070 This is your scam, man. 291 00:15:44,591 --> 00:15:46,157 Cor. 292 00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,862 You keep watch. 293 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,427 You know what, man? 294 00:16:04,949 --> 00:16:06,515 You're insane. 295 00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:08,081 I'm not. 296 00:16:08,081 --> 00:16:10,169 I'm just being scientific. 297 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,346 Yes, professor. 298 00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,363 Well. Well. 299 00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,450 What's happening here, boy, hmm? 300 00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:54,017 Nothing. 301 00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,105 Honest. 302 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,192 Is that a fact? 303 00:16:58,192 --> 00:17:00,281 What's that you're hiding? 304 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,891 Just a chocolate milkshake. 305 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:06,023 Chocolate milkshake? 306 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,676 Show me, boy. 307 00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:14,896 You're wouldn't be telling lies, would you? 308 00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:18,028 Not in God's house. 309 00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:20,638 Well, show me, boy! 310 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,037 Aw. Aw. 311 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,424 Let's get out of here! 312 00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:28,990 Hold it! 313 00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:30,556 Come on. 314 00:17:31,078 --> 00:17:33,166 Come back here, will you? 315 00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:47,782 His heartbeat is very faint today. 316 00:17:48,303 --> 00:17:49,869 I could hardly hear it. 317 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,958 His time has come. 318 00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:54,568 Yes, my dear, it has. 319 00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,832 I think you're possessed of enormous courage. 320 00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:02,397 Thank you. 321 00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:05,529 If there's any change, ring Dr. Gallbladder. 322 00:18:05,529 --> 00:18:07,095 I will. Yes. 323 00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,184 All right. 324 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:43,113 Grandpa, are you all right? 325 00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:45,722 I see you! 326 00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:47,289 Ha ha ha! 327 00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:48,855 Don't be frightened. 328 00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:50,421 Come on in. 329 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,509 Kanziora, light the candle. 330 00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:55,640 It is a bit dark in here. 331 00:19:02,948 --> 00:19:05,037 Oh, excuse me. Here. 332 00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:10,256 There, now. That's much better, isn't it? 333 00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:12,866 So how are you feeling, Grandpa? 334 00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:15,998 When I get a visit from you boys, 335 00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:18,608 I feel a hundred years younger. 336 00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:21,219 Has that dreadful man gone? 337 00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:23,306 Which man, Grandpa? 338 00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,960 Ernie Noad, rhymes with Toad. 339 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,092 You know, he comes barbing in here 340 00:19:30,092 --> 00:19:32,180 like he owns this place. 341 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:34,268 There's a no-hoper. 342 00:19:34,268 --> 00:19:35,833 I'll tell you-- 343 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:40,532 I do not know what your aunt sees in a guy like him. 344 00:19:40,532 --> 00:19:45,752 In my day, you know what we called guys like him? 345 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,318 Slimeballs. 346 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,449 Oh, your laughter is music to my ears. 347 00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:53,582 You know, I don't have fun anymore. 348 00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:56,714 She won't even let me play popagano. 349 00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:58,802 I have an idea. 350 00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:02,456 Lonny, why don't you turn on the tape recorder? 351 00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:04,544 It's his favorite music-- 352 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,631 The Magic Flute. 353 00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,197 Yeah. 354 00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:11,330 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. 355 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,939 Oh, he was a beautiful boy. 356 00:20:13,939 --> 00:20:16,028 [music plays] 357 00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,467 [singing in German] 358 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,209 Wow! 359 00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:34,819 It's magic! 360 00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,875 All right! 361 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,441 Woo! Woo! 362 00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:05,877 Oh! 363 00:21:12,924 --> 00:21:16,057 Come on, Grandpa. You'll be all right. 364 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:16,840 Oh. 365 00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:19,710 There you go. 366 00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:21,538 Oh. 367 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,886 [choking] 368 00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:25,452 Grandpa? 369 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,062 Grandpa? 370 00:21:29,106 --> 00:21:30,673 Oh, no. 371 00:21:30,673 --> 00:21:33,804 Aunt Leah, come quick! 372 00:21:33,804 --> 00:21:37,458 Grandpa, say something. 373 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,546 Aunt Leah! 374 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,200 Grandpa! 375 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:49,986 What happened, Lonny? 376 00:21:49,986 --> 00:21:51,552 He just collapsed. 377 00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:53,640 Didn't he, Kanziora? 378 00:21:57,294 --> 00:21:58,170 Father? 379 00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:01,992 Father? 380 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:06,690 Please leave now. 381 00:22:09,821 --> 00:22:12,432 Father, come back. 382 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,921 Did you see the teeth? 383 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,009 Fangs, man! Fangs! 384 00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:40,097 That was crazy! 385 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,663 Shh. 386 00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:43,229 Kanziora, look. 387 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,839 The old guy is really sick, 388 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,449 so just cool it, please. 389 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,581 I'm sorry, Lonny. 390 00:22:53,147 --> 00:22:55,235 But he'll be all right. 391 00:22:55,235 --> 00:22:57,845 I know he will. 392 00:22:58,367 --> 00:23:00,977 Yeah. I hope so. 393 00:23:06,196 --> 00:23:08,806 Ha! Man, you are so useless. 394 00:23:08,806 --> 00:23:10,895 Am not! 395 00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:14,027 Come on. Try me. I'm ready for it. 396 00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:17,159 Easy out. Easy out. 397 00:23:20,812 --> 00:23:22,901 Bozo! Get the ball, Bozo! 398 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,988 I am! 399 00:23:29,686 --> 00:23:31,774 Leah. 400 00:23:31,774 --> 00:23:33,862 Oh, Ernie. 401 00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:36,472 I got you a little something. 402 00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:38,560 Oh, you shouldn't have. 403 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,693 How lovely! 404 00:23:41,693 --> 00:23:43,258 What's happening? 405 00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:44,302 Shh. 406 00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:47,956 Pervert. 407 00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:52,654 Moonlight chocolates. Oh, Ernie! 408 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:55,264 Aah! 409 00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:00,483 It's Father. 410 00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:02,049 Come on. 411 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,094 Should we? 412 00:24:03,094 --> 00:24:05,182 Yeah. 413 00:24:12,489 --> 00:24:16,144 He's gone, Lonny. 414 00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:19,275 It's a blessing, 415 00:24:19,797 --> 00:24:21,364 a real blessing. 416 00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:35,979 Farewell, Father. 417 00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,513 I better go now. 418 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,645 My mom will be wondering where I am. 419 00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:08,342 He was a nice old guy, Ay? 420 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,952 I'm really sorry what I said about him-- 421 00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:14,084 being a vampire and all that stuff. 422 00:25:14,607 --> 00:25:16,173 That's OK. 423 00:25:17,739 --> 00:25:21,915 Well, he sure knew how to do magic, Ay? 424 00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,524 That was really cool. 425 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,613 Yeah. 426 00:25:28,179 --> 00:25:31,310 Look, I better go in now, 427 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,398 be with Aunt Leah. 428 00:25:33,921 --> 00:25:34,703 OK. 429 00:25:37,574 --> 00:25:40,706 See you later, mashed potater. 430 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,360 In a while, crocodile. 431 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,586 Lonny! 432 00:26:01,586 --> 00:26:04,195 You don't need to worry about him. 433 00:26:04,718 --> 00:26:06,284 He's being very brave. 434 00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:08,894 Here he is now. 435 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,026 Who is it? 436 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:14,865 Hello? 437 00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:18,290 Mom. 438 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,943 Oh, Mom. It's so sad about Grandpa. 439 00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:27,164 We were having such a great time together. 440 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:31,340 I'm really going to miss him. 441 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,516 Yeah, I'm OK. 442 00:26:37,082 --> 00:26:40,213 Please don't worry about me. 443 00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:44,390 So how are Bobby and Dad? 444 00:26:46,477 --> 00:26:48,566 Say hi. 445 00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,392 OK. 446 00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:52,741 Bye, Mom. 447 00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,873 I love you, too. 448 00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:28,759 "Of all the creatures 449 00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:31,891 "that lurk in the mists of the imagination, 450 00:27:31,891 --> 00:27:34,501 "none is more powerful or magnificent 451 00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:36,588 "than the vampire. 452 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:40,243 "These wandering undead live in a world of darkness 453 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:45,462 where they are trapped for all eternity." 454 00:27:49,117 --> 00:27:50,682 "Some vampires, however, 455 00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:52,770 "draw a source of power 456 00:27:52,770 --> 00:27:55,902 "from the rays of the full moon, 457 00:27:55,902 --> 00:28:00,600 said by many to be the essence of all existence." 458 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,298 "It is not a well-known fact 459 00:28:05,298 --> 00:28:09,474 "that some vampires attempt to lead a normal human life, 460 00:28:09,996 --> 00:28:13,128 "but this is often with considerable difficulty 461 00:28:13,128 --> 00:28:15,738 "since they are all nocturnal creatures 462 00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:18,348 and have unorthodox cravings." 463 00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,612 Wow. 464 00:28:24,612 --> 00:28:28,265 Christopher, Mom wants you to go down to the shop 465 00:28:28,265 --> 00:28:30,354 to get some milk. 466 00:28:30,354 --> 00:28:31,920 Now! 467 00:28:32,441 --> 00:28:34,530 Monsters-- they'll rot your brain. 468 00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:37,139 Go away! 469 00:28:38,705 --> 00:28:41,838 Did you know me, Brigit, and Serena 470 00:28:41,838 --> 00:28:43,925 are entering the teen talent time 471 00:28:43,925 --> 00:28:45,491 at the carnival? 472 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,102 It's $100 first prize. 473 00:28:48,623 --> 00:28:51,755 Leave me alone, would you? 474 00:28:53,844 --> 00:28:55,931 Christopher, phone. 475 00:28:55,931 --> 00:28:56,714 OK. 476 00:29:03,761 --> 00:29:05,327 Hello. 477 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,371 Kanziora, it's me. 478 00:29:06,893 --> 00:29:07,937 Hi. 479 00:29:07,937 --> 00:29:10,025 You're invited to the wake. 480 00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:11,591 The what? 481 00:29:11,591 --> 00:29:13,679 The party for Grandpa. 482 00:29:13,679 --> 00:29:15,767 Wear a suit and tie. 483 00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:17,333 Got to go. Bye. 484 00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:21,508 Mom, do I have a suit and tie? 485 00:29:21,508 --> 00:29:23,075 Whatever for? 486 00:29:23,075 --> 00:29:25,163 I'm invited to a party. 487 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,250 That's nice, dear. Whose? 488 00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:30,382 Lonny's grandfather's. It's a funeral party. 489 00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:32,429 Aw, Dad! 490 00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:38,213 Thank you for having me. 491 00:29:38,213 --> 00:29:40,300 Thank you for coming. 492 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,866 Bye-bye, Martha. 493 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,476 Very sad. 494 00:29:46,564 --> 00:29:48,652 Hello, Kanziora. How are you? 495 00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:50,218 Fine, thanks. 496 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,829 In you go. 497 00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,526 [music playing] 498 00:30:02,224 --> 00:30:05,878 So did you know my grandpa well? 499 00:30:05,878 --> 00:30:08,488 I knew him well. 500 00:30:08,488 --> 00:30:10,576 He wouldn't want you to be sad. 501 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,664 Chin up. 502 00:30:16,318 --> 00:30:17,884 Excuse me. 503 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,972 Hoy! G'doy, moyte! 504 00:30:20,494 --> 00:30:22,060 What did you say? 505 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,148 I've been practicing my kiwi accent. 506 00:30:24,669 --> 00:30:26,758 It's not "Hoy. G'doy, moyte." 507 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,324 It's hi. G'day, mate. 508 00:30:28,324 --> 00:30:29,076 Lonny. 509 00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:33,022 Go and get your friend a nice drink-- 510 00:30:33,543 --> 00:30:35,109 something festively funereal. 511 00:30:35,109 --> 00:30:36,676 Come on. 512 00:30:39,285 --> 00:30:41,374 My nephew's friend-- 513 00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:45,027 come to pay his respects to Father. 514 00:30:45,027 --> 00:30:47,116 We've got muck in a bowl 515 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,248 with dead goobers floating in it. 516 00:30:50,769 --> 00:30:52,335 Mind the midgets! 517 00:30:52,335 --> 00:30:54,945 The midgets are coming through. 518 00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:22,611 This is Wilder than feeding time at the LA Zoo. 519 00:31:33,051 --> 00:31:35,661 She's coming over. 520 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,925 Hey, darling. How are you? 521 00:31:41,925 --> 00:31:44,535 All right, are you? 522 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:46,101 How you doing? 523 00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:48,188 Bloody bonds of beauty, huh? 524 00:31:48,188 --> 00:31:49,233 Whoa! 525 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:50,798 Ha ha ha! 526 00:31:50,798 --> 00:31:52,364 Cor! 527 00:31:52,364 --> 00:31:53,930 Oh, sorry. 528 00:31:53,930 --> 00:31:54,975 That's all right, son. 529 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,106 Senior Sergeant, are you all right? 530 00:31:58,106 --> 00:31:59,672 Yes. 531 00:31:59,672 --> 00:32:02,804 I don't think you know my nephew. 532 00:32:02,804 --> 00:32:04,370 Lonny from California 533 00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:06,980 and his friend Kanziora. 534 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:10,112 Ahoy. G'day, mate. 535 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,288 This is, uh, 536 00:32:14,288 --> 00:32:15,854 Senior Sergeant Dicky Ticker, 537 00:32:15,854 --> 00:32:17,420 our local constable, 538 00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,986 and his wife... 539 00:32:18,986 --> 00:32:20,030 Winona. 540 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,596 Frightfully jolly wake. 541 00:32:21,596 --> 00:32:23,162 Your father-- 542 00:32:23,684 --> 00:32:26,294 he was an absolutely marvelous man. 543 00:32:26,815 --> 00:32:27,860 [Leah] Thank you. 544 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:32,557 I've never seen a real live corpse up close before. 545 00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:47,173 [inhales deeply] 546 00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,783 Gee, he pongs a bit, ay? 547 00:32:50,305 --> 00:32:51,871 She's been sprinkling 548 00:32:51,871 --> 00:32:55,004 room deodorizer over him. 549 00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:56,570 Has not. 550 00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:59,179 Lonny, could I check something out? 551 00:32:59,702 --> 00:33:01,267 What? 552 00:33:01,789 --> 00:33:04,399 Stand beside me for a minute. 553 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,151 Don't! 554 00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:08,575 Bingo. 555 00:33:08,575 --> 00:33:10,141 Lonny! 556 00:33:11,186 --> 00:33:12,229 Get away from that coffin! 557 00:33:12,752 --> 00:33:14,317 Somebody's already tipped a plate 558 00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:16,927 of stuffed eggs over him. 559 00:33:16,927 --> 00:33:20,059 Be respectful of the dead, child. 560 00:33:20,059 --> 00:33:24,235 One day it will be you in there. 561 00:33:29,455 --> 00:33:31,542 Let's get out of here 562 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:35,197 before I barf all over my shoes. 563 00:33:49,813 --> 00:33:51,900 Are you all right, Lonny? 564 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,466 You look very strange. 565 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:55,555 This is getting weird, man. 566 00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,642 What did I tell you? 567 00:33:57,642 --> 00:33:59,731 You wouldn't believe me. 568 00:33:59,731 --> 00:34:02,340 Butt out, would you? 569 00:34:03,906 --> 00:34:07,038 It's just not possible. 570 00:34:07,038 --> 00:34:09,126 They're not real, those fangs. 571 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,780 Grandpa's dead! He's dead! 572 00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:14,868 I've been doing some research, 573 00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:18,000 and, according to my books, they don't die. 574 00:34:18,522 --> 00:34:19,566 Who? 575 00:34:19,566 --> 00:34:21,132 Vampires, dummy. 576 00:34:21,132 --> 00:34:24,264 The only way you can kill them 577 00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:26,874 is to drive a stake through their heart. 578 00:34:26,874 --> 00:34:28,962 So he's not dead, right? 579 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:32,093 Is that what you're saying? 580 00:34:32,093 --> 00:34:34,704 He can't be. They're the undead. 581 00:34:34,704 --> 00:34:36,792 Ah, there you are. 582 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:39,924 The last of the guests has just gone. 583 00:34:39,924 --> 00:34:44,100 It all went wonderfully well, didn't it? 584 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:47,232 What a beautiful evening. 585 00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:54,017 His last on this island Earth. 586 00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:57,150 It's very sad for me, Lonny, 587 00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:59,237 terribly sad. 588 00:34:59,237 --> 00:35:02,369 I shall miss him so much. 589 00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:04,457 Yes, Aunt. 590 00:35:06,024 --> 00:35:09,677 I have to pop over to Ernie's place 591 00:35:09,677 --> 00:35:11,765 for a little while. 592 00:35:11,765 --> 00:35:14,898 I'm sure you boys can amuse yourselves. 593 00:35:14,898 --> 00:35:16,464 Is that all right? 594 00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:18,551 Yes, Aunt. We'll be fine. 595 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:20,639 I'm sure you will. 596 00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:24,293 There's plenty of food in there if you're hungry, 597 00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,381 so bye-bye. 598 00:35:29,513 --> 00:35:31,601 I'm starved! 599 00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:34,211 I knew you'd say that. 600 00:35:47,783 --> 00:35:49,349 [synthesizer playing] 601 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:01,354 Hey, this is great. Check it out. 602 00:36:01,354 --> 00:36:03,964 Let's do some tunes. 603 00:36:06,575 --> 00:36:09,184 Want some of this chocolate cakes? 604 00:36:09,184 --> 00:36:10,228 It's delicious. 605 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:11,794 Have a go. 606 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:13,883 All right. 607 00:36:14,404 --> 00:36:15,970 Cool! 608 00:36:18,058 --> 00:36:19,625 Everybody! 609 00:36:24,322 --> 00:36:25,888 Yeah! 610 00:36:30,586 --> 00:36:31,630 Chopsticks. 611 00:36:32,152 --> 00:36:32,674 Yeah! 612 00:36:33,196 --> 00:36:35,284 [playing Chopsticks] 613 00:36:39,981 --> 00:36:42,592 [melody broken] 614 00:36:47,812 --> 00:36:50,421 Lonny, what's happening to my fingers? 615 00:36:50,421 --> 00:36:51,988 I can't stop playing! 616 00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:54,597 Me, neither. 617 00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,897 Bravo! 618 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:14,984 Aah! 619 00:38:17,072 --> 00:38:19,160 No. No. 620 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,726 Don't be afraid. It's me. 621 00:38:21,248 --> 00:38:23,337 Cooger! Your grandfather. 622 00:38:23,858 --> 00:38:27,512 I have you to thank for this. 623 00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:30,644 You have awoken me with your strength, 624 00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:32,210 vitality, energy, vulnerability, 625 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:35,342 and that which feeds the soul 626 00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:36,908 its nocturnal substance. 627 00:38:36,908 --> 00:38:37,691 No! 628 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,606 You're not real! 629 00:38:41,606 --> 00:38:43,693 You're not! 630 00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:46,304 Kanziora, this is a major nightmare! 631 00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:48,392 Get me out of here! 632 00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,958 It's OK, Lonny. 633 00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:51,524 Really, it's OK. 634 00:38:51,524 --> 00:38:53,090 Lonny, dear Lonny, 635 00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:55,177 forgive me for frightening you. 636 00:38:55,177 --> 00:38:59,354 I can't help it. It's the way I am. 637 00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:01,442 Kanziora, understands, 638 00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:03,008 don't you, boy? 639 00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:05,096 Uh... yes. 640 00:39:05,096 --> 00:39:07,706 He'll be all right, Mr. Cooger. 641 00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:09,272 He's just nervous. 642 00:39:09,272 --> 00:39:12,925 Bite your ass. 643 00:39:12,925 --> 00:39:14,491 Ha ha ha! 644 00:39:15,535 --> 00:39:16,287 But... 645 00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:20,233 why are you a... 646 00:39:20,756 --> 00:39:23,365 A vampire. 647 00:39:23,365 --> 00:39:24,931 Vampire! 648 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:27,019 I'm not ashamed. 649 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:29,629 We are who we are. 650 00:39:30,151 --> 00:39:31,717 They make movies about you! 651 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,283 Yeah, right. 652 00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:36,415 And you go around scaring people to death 653 00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:37,981 and biting them 654 00:39:37,981 --> 00:39:39,547 and turning them into vampires. 655 00:39:40,069 --> 00:39:43,201 And you have blood dripping from your mouths. 656 00:39:43,723 --> 00:39:46,333 Ha ha ha! Oh, that's a good one. 657 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:52,597 But I hate to disappoint you. Movies are not real. 658 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:55,728 Your dreams are real. 659 00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:59,904 Your imagination is more powerful than any movie. 660 00:39:59,904 --> 00:40:02,515 Have you ever sucked people's blood? 661 00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:05,646 Kanziora, what a dumb question. 662 00:40:06,168 --> 00:40:09,301 Don't even mention that word. 663 00:40:09,301 --> 00:40:13,999 Boys, you see before you an ancient man 664 00:40:13,999 --> 00:40:18,175 whose time on this planet is slipping away, 665 00:40:18,696 --> 00:40:19,741 but I was different. 666 00:40:20,262 --> 00:40:23,394 You see, I chose to live the human life-- 667 00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:27,570 the path from birth to decay 668 00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:30,702 and death. 669 00:40:30,702 --> 00:40:35,400 But I should have known-- we always return. 670 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,532 Permit me to introduce myself! 671 00:40:39,054 --> 00:40:41,142 Ha ha ha! 672 00:40:41,142 --> 00:40:43,230 I am... 673 00:40:44,796 --> 00:40:46,362 your hume servant Denoch-- 674 00:40:46,884 --> 00:40:50,016 a vampire of innocent origin 675 00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:54,192 from the 18th Century. 676 00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:58,889 Lonny... 677 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:02,544 Kanziora, can I interest you, perhaps, 678 00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:06,197 in a little music 679 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,286 and magic to remember me by? 680 00:41:08,286 --> 00:41:09,664 Come! Come! 681 00:41:14,028 --> 00:41:16,115 Take my hand. 682 00:41:27,077 --> 00:41:28,644 Lonny, come. 683 00:41:28,644 --> 00:41:30,210 You remember. 684 00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:32,297 Mozart. 685 00:41:32,297 --> 00:41:33,863 Huh? 686 00:41:34,385 --> 00:41:36,473 [The Magic Flute playing] 687 00:41:49,523 --> 00:41:54,221 And now, we go out into the night. 688 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:18,783 Oh, no! 689 00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:20,349 Aah! 690 00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:22,959 To us, dear Leah, 691 00:43:22,959 --> 00:43:27,135 and a wonderful life, our life. 692 00:43:30,267 --> 00:43:31,311 Nooo! 693 00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:32,877 Aah! 694 00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:34,965 Aaah! 695 00:43:37,575 --> 00:43:40,185 Oh, whew. What happened? 696 00:43:40,185 --> 00:43:43,839 We fell out of the sky. 697 00:43:43,839 --> 00:43:48,537 Oh, dear. How the mighty have fallen. 698 00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:51,147 Can you get up? 699 00:43:51,147 --> 00:43:52,713 Yeah. 700 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:56,367 This is someone's place. Let's get out of here. 701 00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:58,977 Are you OK? Can you walk? 702 00:43:58,977 --> 00:44:01,065 No problem. No problem. 703 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,285 Who the hell's there? 704 00:44:06,285 --> 00:44:08,373 It's Ernie the nerd. 705 00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:16,202 Think you're bloody smart, do you? 706 00:44:16,202 --> 00:44:19,335 Watch this. 707 00:44:19,335 --> 00:44:21,423 Beggars, ay? 708 00:44:24,033 --> 00:44:25,599 Well, come on, then. 709 00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:28,731 I'll take you on one at a time, 710 00:44:28,731 --> 00:44:31,862 and I'll knock your bloody blocks off. 711 00:44:40,215 --> 00:44:41,258 Whoo hoo! 712 00:44:41,258 --> 00:44:44,391 Get away from me, you bloody demon! 713 00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:48,566 Ha ha ha! 714 00:44:58,484 --> 00:45:02,660 Ernie, what are you... 715 00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,412 doing? 716 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,836 Ernie! Ernie, speak to me! 717 00:45:07,358 --> 00:45:09,968 What is it, love? What's the matter? 718 00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:11,367 Get up. 719 00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,710 The old bastard's still alive. 720 00:45:40,243 --> 00:45:42,853 [The Magic Flute playing] 721 00:45:49,118 --> 00:45:51,727 Grandpa, can't you go any faster? 722 00:45:51,727 --> 00:45:53,815 No. Too weak. Too old. 723 00:45:53,815 --> 00:45:56,947 I must rest. 724 00:45:56,947 --> 00:45:59,557 Man, I'm going to get it. 725 00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:02,167 We've got to get him back home. 726 00:46:02,689 --> 00:46:05,299 Listen, boys, I can't go there. 727 00:46:05,821 --> 00:46:11,040 I want to be part of the ancient way again. 728 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,606 But you can hardly walk. 729 00:46:13,129 --> 00:46:15,216 Please, don't take me home. 730 00:46:15,216 --> 00:46:18,348 Terrible things will happen there. 731 00:46:18,348 --> 00:46:19,914 I want to live. 732 00:46:19,914 --> 00:46:23,047 I want to fly like Peter Pan 733 00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:25,135 with you boys. 734 00:46:25,656 --> 00:46:29,311 We will have such great adventure. 735 00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:31,398 Help me. 736 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,619 Save me. 737 00:46:40,795 --> 00:46:42,882 Please. 738 00:46:48,624 --> 00:46:50,190 Come on, Kanziora. 739 00:46:50,190 --> 00:46:52,278 You got the bright ideas. 740 00:46:52,278 --> 00:46:56,454 Where can we take him? Come on, think. 741 00:46:56,454 --> 00:46:57,498 I know. 742 00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:00,108 There's a shed in the garden. 743 00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:02,718 Perfect. 744 00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:06,372 A shed? How humiliating. 745 00:47:22,032 --> 00:47:24,641 Come on, Leah. You can tell me. 746 00:47:25,164 --> 00:47:26,730 Oh, Ernie. 747 00:47:26,730 --> 00:47:30,383 It probably was Father out there. 748 00:47:30,383 --> 00:47:32,993 He's not exactly one of us. 749 00:47:33,515 --> 00:47:34,559 You're having me on. 750 00:47:35,082 --> 00:47:37,170 Watch the road! 751 00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:38,735 Jesus Christ! 752 00:47:38,735 --> 00:47:41,867 You're saying your old man's a bloody vampire? 753 00:47:42,389 --> 00:47:44,477 It's our family's darkest secret. 754 00:47:44,999 --> 00:47:50,219 You see, he's been alive for over 200 years, 755 00:47:50,219 --> 00:47:53,351 but the unspeakable has happened. 756 00:47:53,351 --> 00:47:55,439 Now that he is dead, 757 00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:58,571 he could return to being a true vampire. 758 00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:00,659 You're not one, are you? 759 00:48:00,659 --> 00:48:01,703 Mercifully not. 760 00:48:02,225 --> 00:48:03,269 Glad to hear it. 761 00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:06,401 There's one way to stop those jokers. 762 00:48:06,923 --> 00:48:08,489 I've seen it on TV. 763 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:11,099 Stake clean through the heart. 764 00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:14,231 What are you saying? Certainly not! 765 00:48:14,231 --> 00:48:17,363 He's a monster. 766 00:48:17,363 --> 00:48:19,451 My father's not a monster! 767 00:48:19,451 --> 00:48:20,494 He's a vampire! 768 00:48:20,494 --> 00:48:23,105 You know what those bastards get up to. 769 00:48:23,627 --> 00:48:25,715 They're only after blood. 770 00:48:25,715 --> 00:48:28,847 A good old stake through the heart 771 00:48:28,847 --> 00:48:30,934 will shut him up for good. 772 00:48:36,155 --> 00:48:38,242 Help me, Kanziora. 773 00:48:47,116 --> 00:48:50,249 Oh, no! Aunt Leah's car! 774 00:48:50,770 --> 00:48:52,336 Aah! 775 00:48:59,644 --> 00:49:01,732 That was close, ay? 776 00:49:02,254 --> 00:49:03,820 Uh-oh. Where's Grandpa gone? 777 00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:05,908 I don't know. 778 00:49:05,908 --> 00:49:07,474 Grandpa, where are you? 779 00:49:07,474 --> 00:49:11,128 I'm over here! Get me out! 780 00:49:11,128 --> 00:49:12,694 Ha ha ha! 781 00:49:12,694 --> 00:49:15,304 Get me out! 782 00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:21,568 Hope Mom and Dad don't hear us. 783 00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,492 Oh... 784 00:49:43,492 --> 00:49:47,145 Shh! You have to be real quiet. 785 00:49:47,145 --> 00:49:48,711 Shh! 786 00:49:59,151 --> 00:50:01,761 You'll be safe here, Grandpa. 787 00:50:01,761 --> 00:50:03,327 Ay, Kanziora? 788 00:50:03,327 --> 00:50:04,893 Yeah. 789 00:50:05,415 --> 00:50:08,547 This coat will keep you warm. 790 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,113 This is quite cozy. 791 00:50:10,113 --> 00:50:12,201 We'll visit tomorrow. 792 00:50:12,201 --> 00:50:13,767 But don't go out. 793 00:50:13,767 --> 00:50:16,377 Please, Grandpa. Stay here. 794 00:50:16,377 --> 00:50:18,465 Promise? 795 00:50:18,465 --> 00:50:21,075 [coughing] 796 00:50:21,075 --> 00:50:22,640 What is it? 797 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,685 Garlic. 798 00:50:23,685 --> 00:50:25,773 Would you mind? 799 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,861 Makes me quite nauseous. 800 00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,514 Kanziora, I got to go. 801 00:50:32,037 --> 00:50:33,080 OK. 802 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,169 Wish me luck. 803 00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:37,256 Just be cool. 804 00:50:37,256 --> 00:50:40,388 It was a great night, wasn't it? 805 00:50:40,388 --> 00:50:42,998 The best, man. 806 00:50:44,043 --> 00:50:45,608 Grandpa... 807 00:50:45,608 --> 00:50:47,696 we're going now, 808 00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,262 so nighty-night. 809 00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:50,829 Sleep tight. 810 00:50:50,829 --> 00:50:52,916 Don't let the vampire bite. 811 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,482 Ha ha ha! 812 00:50:54,482 --> 00:50:57,093 Vampire-- ha ha ha! 813 00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:01,790 [humming] 814 00:51:19,016 --> 00:51:21,104 [chainsaw buzzing] 815 00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,802 Lonny, where have you been? 816 00:51:25,802 --> 00:51:28,933 Aunt Leah, I've been... 817 00:51:28,933 --> 00:51:31,544 up at Kanziora's. Why? 818 00:51:31,544 --> 00:51:33,632 Something dreadful has happened. 819 00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:38,330 Your grandfather's body has just disappeared. 820 00:51:39,374 --> 00:51:41,462 Really? 821 00:51:42,506 --> 00:51:45,115 Uh, how? 822 00:51:45,115 --> 00:51:48,248 We don't exactly know, but it's not there. 823 00:51:48,248 --> 00:51:51,901 Did you see anybody enter the house after we left? 824 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,684 No. 825 00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:55,556 Are you sure? 826 00:51:55,556 --> 00:51:57,122 Honest. 827 00:51:58,688 --> 00:52:01,297 Look, can I go to bed? 828 00:52:01,297 --> 00:52:02,863 I'm wiped out. 829 00:52:02,863 --> 00:52:04,951 Of course, dear. 830 00:52:04,951 --> 00:52:08,083 I'll be right up to turn off the light. 831 00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,215 Good night, everybody. 832 00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:13,825 Good night, dear. 833 00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:58,194 Go away, please. Go away. 834 00:52:58,716 --> 00:53:00,804 Thirsty. 835 00:53:00,804 --> 00:53:03,415 Thirsty! 836 00:53:04,981 --> 00:53:07,068 Thirsty! 837 00:53:24,816 --> 00:53:26,904 Good boy. Yeah. 838 00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:33,168 More. 839 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:36,300 Just one more, OK? 840 00:53:39,953 --> 00:53:42,563 Who's that? 841 00:53:42,563 --> 00:53:45,174 Just getting a drink! 842 00:53:45,174 --> 00:53:47,261 Dad's coming. 843 00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:54,047 What's all the bloody noise out here? 844 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,576 Stay here. 845 00:54:07,097 --> 00:54:09,708 I know what to do. 846 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:15,450 You out here, Christopher? 847 00:54:17,016 --> 00:54:18,581 What the... 848 00:54:20,669 --> 00:54:22,758 Hey, wake up, son. 849 00:54:23,279 --> 00:54:24,323 Hey... 850 00:54:24,323 --> 00:54:27,455 Wakey, wakey. Are you all right? 851 00:54:27,455 --> 00:54:30,587 Where-- where am I? 852 00:54:31,109 --> 00:54:33,719 Having a little walk in your sleep. 853 00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:35,285 You all right? 854 00:54:35,285 --> 00:54:37,895 Come on. Back to bed. 855 00:54:39,461 --> 00:54:39,983 Oh, dear. 856 00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:43,637 I should get back to the shed. 857 00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:01,385 Hello. Can I speak to Lonny, please? 858 00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,951 No. I'm sorry, Kanziora. 859 00:55:02,951 --> 00:55:05,561 He's busy today. 860 00:55:05,561 --> 00:55:06,604 Can I talk? 861 00:55:06,604 --> 00:55:09,214 Good-bye. 862 00:55:09,214 --> 00:55:10,258 Why? 863 00:55:11,303 --> 00:55:13,390 You're not going anywhere today 864 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:16,522 until I've sorted out this terrible business. 865 00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:18,088 That's not fair. 866 00:55:18,088 --> 00:55:21,220 In my house, do as you're told. 867 00:55:21,743 --> 00:55:22,786 Understood? 868 00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:24,874 Yes, Aunt Leah. 869 00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:29,050 Swear to God you know nothing about this. 870 00:55:29,050 --> 00:55:30,616 Swear on the... 871 00:55:30,616 --> 00:55:33,226 on the Almighty's name. 872 00:55:37,924 --> 00:55:40,012 You wouldn't lie to me, 873 00:55:40,012 --> 00:55:41,578 would you? 874 00:55:42,099 --> 00:55:44,710 No, Aunt Leah. I swear it. 875 00:55:44,710 --> 00:55:46,798 Good boy. 876 00:55:46,798 --> 00:55:50,452 Now, finish your breakfast and make your bed. 877 00:55:50,452 --> 00:55:53,062 Today you'll play in the garden. 878 00:55:53,062 --> 00:55:54,106 OK. 879 00:55:54,628 --> 00:55:57,238 And if I'm really, really good, 880 00:55:57,238 --> 00:56:00,370 can I go swimming later? 881 00:56:01,936 --> 00:56:04,546 We'll see. 882 00:56:11,331 --> 00:56:14,985 # What am I going to do for my red o pooh? # 883 00:56:15,507 --> 00:56:18,117 # It's so very sore I don't know what to do # 884 00:56:18,117 --> 00:56:22,815 # Listen, my little sisters, just look at all my blisters # 885 00:56:22,815 --> 00:56:25,947 # Let them be a warning to you # 886 00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:28,035 Hey, Christopher. 887 00:56:28,557 --> 00:56:29,601 Where's your American friend? 888 00:56:30,123 --> 00:56:32,733 We want to meet him. 889 00:56:32,733 --> 00:56:34,038 Busy! 890 00:56:35,343 --> 00:56:37,431 Tammy said he looked like River Phoenix. 891 00:56:37,953 --> 00:56:40,041 Liar. 892 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,739 Come on. Let's start again. 893 00:56:47,349 --> 00:56:51,002 # What am I going to do for...? # 894 00:56:54,134 --> 00:56:56,744 Mr. Cooger. 895 00:56:56,744 --> 00:56:59,355 Christopher, where the hell are you? 896 00:56:59,355 --> 00:57:00,921 What are you doing? 897 00:57:00,921 --> 00:57:02,486 Just looking for something! 898 00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:05,097 Get outside! 899 00:57:05,097 --> 00:57:07,184 There's work to be done! 900 00:57:07,184 --> 00:57:08,750 Now, come on! 901 00:57:09,273 --> 00:57:10,316 OK! 902 00:57:10,316 --> 00:57:12,926 I can't stay here. It's too dangerous. 903 00:57:13,449 --> 00:57:16,058 I've got to be someplace abandoned and dark. 904 00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:18,147 I'm sorry, Mr. Cooger. 905 00:57:18,147 --> 00:57:22,323 Can you wait just a little while longer? 906 00:57:22,323 --> 00:57:24,932 # It's so very sore I don't know what to do # 907 00:57:24,932 --> 00:57:28,064 That dreadful racket. 908 00:57:28,586 --> 00:57:31,718 Don't worry. I've got a plan. 909 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:34,850 Christopher, get your lazy ass out here! 910 00:57:35,372 --> 00:57:36,938 Coming! 911 00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:40,592 Has anyone seen Christopher? 912 00:57:40,592 --> 00:57:43,202 He's been acting strange all morning. 913 00:57:43,202 --> 00:57:46,334 Did he really go sleepwalking last night, Dad? 914 00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:49,987 I found him in the middle of the flower bed. 915 00:57:49,987 --> 00:57:52,598 Ben, will you go find Christopher? 916 00:57:52,598 --> 00:57:55,208 Tell him to get ready. 917 00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,861 Christopher! 918 00:58:00,427 --> 00:58:02,516 Get ready! Come on! 919 00:58:02,516 --> 00:58:04,082 I'm coming! 920 00:58:04,082 --> 00:58:05,648 Now! 921 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,735 Go away! 922 00:58:09,301 --> 00:58:11,390 Hurry. Come on. 923 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:24,961 Are you all right? 924 00:58:24,961 --> 00:58:26,527 Ehh. 925 00:58:28,093 --> 00:58:29,659 Can you breathe? 926 00:58:29,659 --> 00:58:31,225 Eeh! 927 00:58:33,313 --> 00:58:35,924 Here they come. 928 00:59:02,022 --> 00:59:04,633 Christopher! 929 00:59:18,204 --> 00:59:21,336 Mom, what's that funny smell? 930 00:59:21,336 --> 00:59:23,424 I don't smell anything. 931 00:59:23,424 --> 00:59:25,512 It's your bum! 932 00:59:25,512 --> 00:59:27,078 Be quiet! 933 00:59:27,078 --> 00:59:29,688 It's revolting-- like moldy chops. 934 00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:32,820 Christopher, did you invite Lonny to the barbecue? 935 00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,908 Oh, he's not allowed out. 936 00:59:35,430 --> 00:59:38,040 Isn't that so sad? 937 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,084 Mmm. 938 00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:42,216 Blaah! 939 00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:44,304 What was that? 940 00:59:44,826 --> 00:59:47,436 He did a big fart! 941 00:59:47,436 --> 00:59:50,046 Easy, Ben. 942 01:00:55,817 --> 01:00:57,905 Heat. Light. 943 01:00:57,905 --> 01:00:58,949 Get me out. 944 01:00:59,471 --> 01:01:02,603 I'm starting to feel very strange! 945 01:01:02,603 --> 01:01:04,168 How strange? 946 01:01:04,168 --> 01:01:06,257 Please don't do anything strange. 947 01:01:06,779 --> 01:01:08,866 Not here! 948 01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:10,955 Just hang on, Mr. Cooger. 949 01:01:11,476 --> 01:01:14,087 Get me out. I need darkness. 950 01:01:15,652 --> 01:01:18,263 The cave. The cave! 951 01:01:18,263 --> 01:01:21,916 Boy, take me to the cave! 952 01:01:37,055 --> 01:01:38,620 Help me, Kanziora. 953 01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:42,274 I need darkness! The cave. The cave! 954 01:01:45,928 --> 01:01:47,494 What's happened? 955 01:01:47,494 --> 01:01:49,060 I'm glad to see you. 956 01:01:49,582 --> 01:01:50,626 Where is he? 957 01:01:51,148 --> 01:01:52,192 In the boot. 958 01:01:52,714 --> 01:01:54,280 You mean the trunk. 959 01:01:54,802 --> 01:01:57,411 I've got something to tell you. 960 01:01:57,934 --> 01:01:59,500 Ernie the nerd's making stakes 961 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,588 to slam through his heart. 962 01:02:02,110 --> 01:02:02,632 What? 963 01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:05,242 We got to hide him good. 964 01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,330 They're looking for him now. 965 01:02:07,852 --> 01:02:10,461 Don't tell him they want to stake him. 966 01:02:10,461 --> 01:02:12,027 He's got to know. 967 01:02:12,550 --> 01:02:14,637 We've got to protect him. 968 01:02:14,637 --> 01:02:16,203 He needs us. 969 01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:19,858 If we tell him, he'll probably start biting people. 970 01:02:19,858 --> 01:02:20,901 Shh! 971 01:02:20,901 --> 01:02:22,990 He'll hear us. 972 01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:25,600 Please, Lonny. Don't tell him. 973 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,166 Sure, buddy. 974 01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:29,775 I won't. 975 01:02:38,649 --> 01:02:39,693 Come on, Grandpa. 976 01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:41,259 Walk. 977 01:02:41,259 --> 01:02:42,042 Oh! 978 01:02:43,347 --> 01:02:44,130 Oh! 979 01:02:54,830 --> 01:02:55,875 Oh! 980 01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:56,919 Oh! 981 01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:57,963 Oh! 982 01:02:57,963 --> 01:02:59,007 Oh! 983 01:02:59,007 --> 01:03:00,051 Oh! 984 01:03:00,051 --> 01:03:01,617 Hey, guys! 985 01:03:02,138 --> 01:03:03,183 Oh, no! 986 01:03:03,705 --> 01:03:04,227 What? 987 01:03:04,749 --> 01:03:05,793 Girls! 988 01:03:06,315 --> 01:03:07,880 Let's go this way. 989 01:03:08,403 --> 01:03:09,969 Come on! 990 01:03:11,535 --> 01:03:13,101 Aah! 991 01:03:16,754 --> 01:03:19,364 Oh, my God! It's a corpse! 992 01:03:19,364 --> 01:03:20,930 Sorry, lady. 993 01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,496 Sorry! 994 01:03:23,019 --> 01:03:24,062 Come on, Grandpa. 995 01:03:24,585 --> 01:03:26,151 You'll be all right. 996 01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:28,761 We don't have far to go. 997 01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:30,327 Hot sun! 998 01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:32,414 What do you want? 999 01:03:32,414 --> 01:03:33,980 Who's this? 1000 01:03:34,502 --> 01:03:35,546 My grandpa. 1001 01:03:36,069 --> 01:03:37,635 Mind your own business. 1002 01:03:38,156 --> 01:03:40,767 He fell all over those ladies! Ha ha! 1003 01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:42,854 Doesn't he like the sun? 1004 01:03:42,854 --> 01:03:43,898 Lonny! 1005 01:03:43,898 --> 01:03:47,030 Where are you going? Can we come? 1006 01:03:47,552 --> 01:03:48,074 No. 1007 01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:49,118 Oh. 1008 01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:50,162 Oh. 1009 01:03:50,684 --> 01:03:52,251 Oh, too much sun! 1010 01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:53,034 Oh! 1011 01:03:56,426 --> 01:04:00,602 Excuse me. You're Kanziora's sister, aren't you? 1012 01:04:00,602 --> 01:04:02,168 Yeah. Tammy. 1013 01:04:02,168 --> 01:04:04,778 Well, I'm Leah Cooger, Lonny's aunt. 1014 01:04:04,778 --> 01:04:08,431 Tell me, have you seen the boys about today? 1015 01:04:08,431 --> 01:04:09,476 Ha ha ha! 1016 01:04:09,998 --> 01:04:11,042 Yeah, we have. 1017 01:04:11,564 --> 01:04:13,652 They're down at the beach, ay? 1018 01:04:14,173 --> 01:04:15,218 Yes? 1019 01:04:15,218 --> 01:04:18,349 With some guy wrapped up like a mummy. 1020 01:04:18,349 --> 01:04:19,915 Like a... 1021 01:04:19,915 --> 01:04:20,960 mummy? 1022 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,047 He looked to gag, ay? 1023 01:04:23,047 --> 01:04:25,136 Where did they go? 1024 01:04:25,136 --> 01:04:26,702 Towards the caves. 1025 01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:28,789 Thank you very much. 1026 01:04:28,789 --> 01:04:30,878 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 1027 01:04:32,444 --> 01:04:33,488 Ah! 1028 01:04:33,488 --> 01:04:34,271 Ah! 1029 01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:37,924 Ah! 1030 01:04:45,494 --> 01:04:47,059 Here we are. 1031 01:04:47,581 --> 01:04:48,103 Ah! 1032 01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:50,191 This is more like it! 1033 01:04:50,191 --> 01:04:51,757 Yeah! 1034 01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:56,455 Now, boys, if you'll just help me get down. 1035 01:04:56,455 --> 01:04:57,499 Oh! 1036 01:04:57,499 --> 01:04:58,543 Oh! 1037 01:04:58,543 --> 01:05:01,675 I'll tell you, what an endurance test! 1038 01:05:01,675 --> 01:05:04,807 Grandpa, we'll get you some food. 1039 01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:05,851 Good. 1040 01:05:05,851 --> 01:05:07,939 You'll get very hungry here. 1041 01:05:08,461 --> 01:05:12,637 And, uh, perhaps a little, uh, alcoholic refreshment? 1042 01:05:12,637 --> 01:05:14,725 I'll get you some booze. 1043 01:05:14,725 --> 01:05:17,857 Good. You see, it's for my poor circulation 1044 01:05:17,857 --> 01:05:20,466 in the extremities. 1045 01:05:20,466 --> 01:05:21,511 Ha ha! 1046 01:05:21,511 --> 01:05:23,076 Now, uh... 1047 01:05:23,076 --> 01:05:25,165 I must rest. 1048 01:05:25,165 --> 01:05:27,253 Too much excitement for one day. 1049 01:05:27,774 --> 01:05:29,340 We'll come back later, OK? 1050 01:05:29,863 --> 01:05:30,907 Good. 1051 01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:33,516 And after sunset. And do be careful. 1052 01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:36,648 We will. Don't you worry about us. 1053 01:05:36,648 --> 01:05:38,737 Please remember the... 1054 01:05:38,737 --> 01:05:40,824 poor circulation. 1055 01:05:40,824 --> 01:05:43,434 Ha ha ha! 1056 01:05:43,434 --> 01:05:44,217 Oh! 1057 01:05:46,566 --> 01:05:47,349 Oh! 1058 01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:57,528 [phone rings] 1059 01:05:57,528 --> 01:05:58,279 [ring] 1060 01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:01,704 [ring] 1061 01:06:01,704 --> 01:06:03,792 [footsteps] 1062 01:06:03,792 --> 01:06:04,836 [ring] 1063 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:05,587 Hello? 1064 01:06:06,924 --> 01:06:09,534 Oh, Senior Sergeant Ticker. 1065 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,666 Who? 1066 01:06:12,666 --> 01:06:13,449 Oh! 1067 01:06:14,232 --> 01:06:16,319 Yes, I remember her. 1068 01:06:16,319 --> 01:06:19,452 Tallish woman in a polka-dot frock. 1069 01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:23,106 She what? 1070 01:06:23,106 --> 01:06:26,238 Oh, there must be some mistake. 1071 01:06:26,238 --> 01:06:28,848 She swears it was him? 1072 01:06:28,848 --> 01:06:29,892 Oh. 1073 01:06:30,414 --> 01:06:32,501 Quite impossible! 1074 01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:34,067 Yes! 1075 01:06:34,067 --> 01:06:35,634 She's... 1076 01:06:35,634 --> 01:06:36,677 she's hysterical. 1077 01:06:36,677 --> 01:06:38,766 Oh. Oh, dear. 1078 01:06:40,332 --> 01:06:43,464 Too much sun, perhaps. Yes. 1079 01:06:45,029 --> 01:06:47,117 Well, of course. 1080 01:06:47,117 --> 01:06:47,900 No. 1081 01:06:48,683 --> 01:06:51,293 No trouble at all. 1082 01:06:54,425 --> 01:06:56,513 Oh, my God. 1083 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,601 It's begun. 1084 01:06:58,601 --> 01:07:00,690 Oh, Ernie! 1085 01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:01,733 Ernie! 1086 01:07:01,733 --> 01:07:03,299 Quick! 1087 01:07:03,299 --> 01:07:04,865 [Ernie] What is it? 1088 01:07:05,387 --> 01:07:07,475 That was Ticker. Someone's recognized Cooger. 1089 01:07:07,475 --> 01:07:10,607 She's in the hospital under sedation. 1090 01:07:10,607 --> 01:07:12,695 We must move quickly now. 1091 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:14,783 I denied it, of course. 1092 01:07:14,783 --> 01:07:17,915 Go to the caves. I know he's there. 1093 01:07:17,915 --> 01:07:19,480 Bring him back. 1094 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,569 I'll deal with it. 1095 01:07:32,530 --> 01:07:34,096 Hello, Lonny. 1096 01:07:34,096 --> 01:07:34,879 Hi. 1097 01:07:40,361 --> 01:07:42,449 It was hilarious today, Mom. 1098 01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:45,059 Lonny's grandfather tripped over these ladies 1099 01:07:45,059 --> 01:07:46,625 on the beach. 1100 01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:48,712 Dear, poor Mr. Cooger died. 1101 01:07:48,712 --> 01:07:50,278 Hi, honey. 1102 01:07:50,278 --> 01:07:52,367 That was your grandfather, ay? 1103 01:07:52,367 --> 01:07:53,410 What? 1104 01:07:53,410 --> 01:07:55,498 He was alive! 1105 01:07:55,498 --> 01:07:56,542 Watch your lip. 1106 01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,630 Put these on the table. 1107 01:07:58,630 --> 01:08:01,240 Sorry to hear about Mr. Cooger. 1108 01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:02,284 Yeah. 1109 01:08:02,284 --> 01:08:03,850 A delightful character. 1110 01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:05,938 Go have some chops. 1111 01:08:54,483 --> 01:08:55,235 Hello! 1112 01:08:57,094 --> 01:08:58,660 Anyone home? 1113 01:08:59,181 --> 01:08:59,933 Hello! 1114 01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:03,879 Mr. Cooger! 1115 01:09:13,797 --> 01:09:15,363 Ah, ha ha! 1116 01:09:15,363 --> 01:09:17,450 Oh, that's much better! 1117 01:09:19,539 --> 01:09:21,105 Good evening. 1118 01:09:22,671 --> 01:09:24,758 Grandpa, we've been seen! 1119 01:09:24,758 --> 01:09:27,891 Aunt Leah and Ernie know where you are. 1120 01:09:27,891 --> 01:09:30,500 He's on his way. What can I do? 1121 01:09:31,023 --> 01:09:32,066 Ha ha ha! 1122 01:09:32,589 --> 01:09:34,155 Look, Lonny, my boy, 1123 01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:36,765 I don't want you to worry. 1124 01:09:37,287 --> 01:09:38,331 Let him come! 1125 01:09:38,853 --> 01:09:40,418 Ha ha ha! 1126 01:09:40,418 --> 01:09:43,550 I don't want you to concern yourself 1127 01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:46,161 with such relatively unimportant human matters. 1128 01:09:46,161 --> 01:09:48,248 We've brought you some stuff. 1129 01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:50,337 You boys have done well. 1130 01:09:50,337 --> 01:09:54,513 And I flogged a huge bottle of gin for you. 1131 01:09:54,513 --> 01:09:55,556 Oh! 1132 01:09:55,556 --> 01:09:57,645 God bless your little souls! 1133 01:09:58,166 --> 01:09:59,210 Ha ha! 1134 01:09:59,732 --> 01:10:02,342 Well, it's time for me medicine. 1135 01:10:02,342 --> 01:10:04,952 You know, for the circulation? 1136 01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:05,996 Mmm! 1137 01:10:05,996 --> 01:10:08,084 Ooh! Ha ha ha! 1138 01:10:08,084 --> 01:10:09,650 Yeah, uh... 1139 01:10:10,172 --> 01:10:11,216 I'll tell you, 1140 01:10:11,738 --> 01:10:14,348 I better have another, you know. 1141 01:10:16,958 --> 01:10:18,524 Mmm. 1142 01:10:19,046 --> 01:10:20,612 Just in case, you know. 1143 01:10:20,612 --> 01:10:21,656 Aha! 1144 01:10:23,744 --> 01:10:25,832 Got the beggar! 1145 01:10:25,832 --> 01:10:26,876 Grandpa! 1146 01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,485 Die, you monster! Die! 1147 01:10:29,485 --> 01:10:32,096 Oh, really? Ha ha ha! 1148 01:10:32,096 --> 01:10:34,184 Die, you monster! 1149 01:10:34,184 --> 01:10:35,750 How pathetic! 1150 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,838 Take this! 1151 01:10:37,838 --> 01:10:40,448 Well, take this! 1152 01:10:40,448 --> 01:10:42,535 Ha ha ha! 1153 01:10:46,711 --> 01:10:48,800 Give me five, Grandpa! Yeah! 1154 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,366 What about me? 1155 01:10:50,366 --> 01:10:52,975 Ha ha ha! 1156 01:10:52,975 --> 01:10:54,541 Oh, ha ha! 1157 01:10:54,541 --> 01:10:56,630 Oh, I tell you, 1158 01:10:56,630 --> 01:10:59,761 because of you, I feel eternally young. 1159 01:10:59,761 --> 01:11:03,415 Now, I want to celebrate. Where shall we go? 1160 01:11:03,415 --> 01:11:05,503 Hey, what about McDonald's? 1161 01:11:05,503 --> 01:11:08,635 But it's not safe there. You'll be seen. 1162 01:11:08,635 --> 01:11:11,245 Lonny, my boy, let's be daring. 1163 01:11:11,245 --> 01:11:13,333 I want to have fun. 1164 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,421 Mr. McDonald! 1165 01:11:15,421 --> 01:11:18,553 Here we come! 1166 01:11:24,295 --> 01:11:26,383 Mr. McDonald, here we are. 1167 01:11:26,904 --> 01:11:27,949 Ha ha ha! 1168 01:11:28,471 --> 01:11:33,691 Now, got to look like I fit in with the crowd, huh? 1169 01:11:33,691 --> 01:11:35,778 Ha ha ha! 1170 01:11:35,778 --> 01:11:37,867 Yessirree! Yeah? 1171 01:11:37,867 --> 01:11:39,433 Ha ha ha! 1172 01:11:39,433 --> 01:11:41,520 Grandpa, you look cool. 1173 01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,086 Give me five, 1174 01:11:43,086 --> 01:11:45,175 and 5 makes 10. 1175 01:11:45,175 --> 01:11:47,785 And here we go! 1176 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,004 Ooh! 1177 01:11:53,004 --> 01:11:54,570 Ooh, wee! 1178 01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:57,702 This is a magnificent place here, yes. 1179 01:11:57,702 --> 01:11:58,746 Ooh! 1180 01:11:58,746 --> 01:12:00,834 Grandpa, don't you feel well? 1181 01:12:00,834 --> 01:12:03,967 No, no. I'm OK, I tell you. 1182 01:12:03,967 --> 01:12:07,620 It's just, uh, 281 years are starting to show. 1183 01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:09,709 Here. Let me sit down. 1184 01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:11,796 Make yourself comfortable. 1185 01:12:11,796 --> 01:12:13,884 What's the matter with him? 1186 01:12:13,884 --> 01:12:17,016 Maybe he needs food. 1187 01:12:17,016 --> 01:12:18,583 Grandpa, 1188 01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:21,192 would you like a big mac? 1189 01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:23,802 A big what? 1190 01:12:23,802 --> 01:12:26,412 A big mac. 1191 01:12:30,066 --> 01:12:32,154 They don't eat meat. 1192 01:12:32,154 --> 01:12:33,720 He wants... 1193 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,472 blood. 1194 01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:50,423 OK. Two quarter pounders, two large fries... 1195 01:12:50,423 --> 01:12:52,512 two raw meat patties? 1196 01:12:52,512 --> 01:12:54,599 Thank you. 1197 01:13:02,952 --> 01:13:04,518 Hey! 1198 01:13:05,561 --> 01:13:10,260 Ooh, we're going to have a lot of fun tonight. 1199 01:13:10,781 --> 01:13:12,869 But... what are you doing? 1200 01:13:13,391 --> 01:13:16,523 No, no, no, no. That's not for me. 1201 01:13:16,523 --> 01:13:19,133 Please, I... I can't, I'm... 1202 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:22,265 just the sight of it makes me sick. 1203 01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:23,831 Now, please. 1204 01:13:23,831 --> 01:13:25,919 No, no. I can't. No. 1205 01:13:25,919 --> 01:13:29,051 I'm not going to have it, no. 1206 01:13:29,051 --> 01:13:31,661 Mr. Cooger, you need your strength. 1207 01:13:31,661 --> 01:13:33,227 No, no, no. 1208 01:13:33,227 --> 01:13:35,315 Please! Drink! 1209 01:13:35,315 --> 01:13:37,403 Come on, Grandpa. Open up. 1210 01:13:37,403 --> 01:13:38,447 Ah! 1211 01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:39,230 Ah! 1212 01:13:44,189 --> 01:13:45,755 Ooh! 1213 01:13:49,931 --> 01:13:53,063 Not bad. Quite delicious. 1214 01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:54,629 I'll have another. 1215 01:13:54,629 --> 01:13:55,673 Waiter! 1216 01:13:55,673 --> 01:13:57,239 Garcon? 1217 01:13:57,761 --> 01:14:00,371 No waiters here? 1218 01:14:04,024 --> 01:14:05,590 Oh, no! 1219 01:14:06,113 --> 01:14:08,200 Look out! 1220 01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:12,376 You beggars thought you could outdo me, ay? 1221 01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:13,421 Ay? 1222 01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:15,508 Yeah, Sergeant Ticker, please. 1223 01:14:15,508 --> 01:14:18,640 This man is a vampire! 1224 01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,250 Yeah, mate, and I'm Joan Collins. 1225 01:14:22,816 --> 01:14:24,904 Come on, Grandpa. 1226 01:14:24,904 --> 01:14:26,470 Let's go. 1227 01:14:26,470 --> 01:14:28,558 Now! Run! 1228 01:14:28,558 --> 01:14:31,690 Are you coming home with me or what, 1229 01:14:31,690 --> 01:14:33,256 you demon? 1230 01:14:33,256 --> 01:14:35,343 Stop! 1231 01:14:35,343 --> 01:14:37,954 Whatever you're doing-- 1232 01:14:37,954 --> 01:14:40,564 You? But you're supposed to be... 1233 01:14:40,564 --> 01:14:42,130 dead. 1234 01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:45,262 I am dead! Ha ha ha! 1235 01:14:45,262 --> 01:14:46,306 Aah! 1236 01:14:51,004 --> 01:14:53,092 Fly, Grandpa, fly! 1237 01:14:53,092 --> 01:14:55,180 Whoa! 1238 01:14:55,180 --> 01:14:56,746 Whoa! 1239 01:14:56,746 --> 01:14:58,311 Ugh! 1240 01:14:58,833 --> 01:14:59,877 Ah! 1241 01:15:01,443 --> 01:15:03,532 Get in the car! 1242 01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:05,619 Hurry up! 1243 01:15:05,619 --> 01:15:07,707 Lonny, stop that! 1244 01:15:07,707 --> 01:15:09,795 Ernie, help! 1245 01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:14,493 Don't let them take him! 1246 01:15:15,015 --> 01:15:16,059 They'll kill him! 1247 01:15:16,581 --> 01:15:18,148 That's enough. 1248 01:15:18,148 --> 01:15:20,235 Get in there! 1249 01:15:20,235 --> 01:15:22,323 Get in! 1250 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:29,109 No! 1251 01:15:29,631 --> 01:15:31,719 Leah, you don't understand! 1252 01:15:32,241 --> 01:15:35,373 It was those beautiful boys that gave me life! 1253 01:15:35,895 --> 01:15:37,461 I didn't mean any harm. 1254 01:15:37,983 --> 01:15:40,070 I was having a little fun. 1255 01:15:40,593 --> 01:15:43,725 Fun? You call resurrecting yourself from the dead 1256 01:15:43,725 --> 01:15:46,335 and running around buting people fun? 1257 01:15:46,335 --> 01:15:48,944 You give me no choice, Father. 1258 01:15:48,944 --> 01:15:51,554 That no-hoper Ernie put you up to this, 1259 01:15:52,077 --> 01:15:53,643 that worthless bum! 1260 01:15:53,643 --> 01:15:55,731 I'm not listening. 1261 01:16:07,736 --> 01:16:08,780 But he's harmless! 1262 01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:09,825 Quiet! 1263 01:16:10,346 --> 01:16:11,912 Quiet! Stop your bloody yelling! 1264 01:16:11,912 --> 01:16:14,522 Don't you see? He's not human. 1265 01:16:14,522 --> 01:16:17,133 They'll stake him through the heart! 1266 01:16:17,654 --> 01:16:21,308 But he's just a harmless old man! 1267 01:16:21,308 --> 01:16:22,875 Drive up the Cemetery Hill. 1268 01:16:23,396 --> 01:16:26,007 They've take him to the burial ground! 1269 01:16:26,007 --> 01:16:27,050 The what? 1270 01:16:27,572 --> 01:16:30,704 The burial ground where the family vault is. 1271 01:16:30,704 --> 01:16:33,314 I don't know what's going on. 1272 01:16:33,314 --> 01:16:34,880 Can't you go faster? 1273 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,534 Around here, we obey the road code. 1274 01:16:38,534 --> 01:16:40,622 This isn't Hawaii Five-0. 1275 01:16:40,622 --> 01:16:43,754 Well, they've probably done it by now! 1276 01:16:44,276 --> 01:16:47,930 Can't you go a teensy-weensy bit faster? 1277 01:16:55,238 --> 01:16:58,370 I don't want to die this way. 1278 01:16:58,370 --> 01:17:01,502 I-- I-- I promise. I'll behave myself. 1279 01:17:01,502 --> 01:17:03,589 You don't understand, do you? 1280 01:17:03,589 --> 01:17:06,721 You're already meant to be dead! 1281 01:17:08,287 --> 01:17:09,331 But, Leah! 1282 01:17:09,853 --> 01:17:12,463 I am your father! 1283 01:17:12,986 --> 01:17:15,073 Ahh! 1284 01:17:30,211 --> 01:17:33,865 Come on, you pile of rotting flesh! 1285 01:17:35,431 --> 01:17:36,476 Uh! 1286 01:17:36,997 --> 01:17:38,563 Uh... 1287 01:17:51,613 --> 01:17:53,701 This is it! 1288 01:17:53,701 --> 01:17:56,832 Hey, wait a minute! I'm in charge here! 1289 01:17:56,832 --> 01:17:58,398 Oh! 1290 01:17:58,398 --> 01:18:01,008 Hold him still, for Christ's sakes! 1291 01:18:01,008 --> 01:18:02,574 [Sergeant Ticker] Hold it! 1292 01:18:07,272 --> 01:18:08,839 Hey! 1293 01:18:08,839 --> 01:18:11,448 What the hell are you doing? 1294 01:18:11,971 --> 01:18:13,537 Grandpa, run! 1295 01:18:17,190 --> 01:18:19,800 Ernie, you all right, mate? 1296 01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:24,498 Follow me, boys. 1297 01:18:29,196 --> 01:18:32,329 Soon you will hear The Fluttering Of My Wings, 1298 01:18:32,850 --> 01:18:34,938 and I will be no more. 1299 01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,070 Meet me down by the sea. 1300 01:18:42,246 --> 01:18:44,856 [weeping] 1301 01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:56,340 Oh, Father... 1302 01:18:57,384 --> 01:19:00,516 I'm sorry! 1303 01:19:01,559 --> 01:19:04,170 Mr. Cooger! 1304 01:19:04,691 --> 01:19:06,258 Grandpa, where are you? 1305 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:09,390 You'll find me where there's gaiety, laughter, 1306 01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:11,477 and fun for all! 1307 01:19:11,477 --> 01:19:14,088 Ha ha ha ha... 1308 01:19:17,219 --> 01:19:20,873 Sit back and enjoy teen talent time! 1309 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:27,138 First up, a very talented young man from Fauna Beroa... 1310 01:19:27,138 --> 01:19:29,748 This boy's a real ding dong. 1311 01:19:29,748 --> 01:19:33,923 Bringing his trumpet to give us How Great Thou Art. 1312 01:19:34,445 --> 01:19:37,055 Accompanied at the organ by Mrs. Betty Gutsell, 1313 01:19:37,055 --> 01:19:39,665 here is Hamish McWhirter! 1314 01:19:46,451 --> 01:19:48,539 [playing How Great Thou Art] 1315 01:20:12,028 --> 01:20:15,160 Feeling better now, are we, my son? 1316 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:18,293 And have we been saying our prayers? 1317 01:20:18,293 --> 01:20:19,859 Yes, Father. 1318 01:20:19,859 --> 01:20:21,946 Good boy. 1319 01:20:23,512 --> 01:20:24,557 Boy, 1320 01:20:25,078 --> 01:20:26,123 close, ay? 1321 01:20:26,644 --> 01:20:27,167 Yeah. 1322 01:20:27,688 --> 01:20:29,254 Oh, man, where is he? 1323 01:20:29,254 --> 01:20:31,342 He's around, Lonny. 1324 01:20:31,342 --> 01:20:33,952 I see Mom and Dad! 1325 01:20:33,952 --> 01:20:36,041 They're going to kill me! 1326 01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,607 OK. 1327 01:20:37,607 --> 01:20:40,738 [How Great Thou Art continues] 1328 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,002 Hi. 1329 01:20:47,002 --> 01:20:49,090 Where have you been? 1330 01:20:49,090 --> 01:20:50,657 Playing with Lonny. 1331 01:20:50,657 --> 01:20:53,266 I didn't know where you'd gone. 1332 01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:54,832 I'm sorry. 1333 01:20:54,832 --> 01:20:56,920 Don't do that again, Christopher. 1334 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,486 She's been worried sick. 1335 01:20:59,008 --> 01:21:00,052 Be quiet. 1336 01:21:00,574 --> 01:21:01,618 Sorry. 1337 01:21:01,618 --> 01:21:03,184 Be quiet. 1338 01:21:14,145 --> 01:21:16,234 Hamish McWhirter, ladies and gentlemen. 1339 01:21:16,234 --> 01:21:17,800 What a talent! 1340 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,887 What a goob! 1341 01:21:19,887 --> 01:21:21,976 Now for something more exotic. 1342 01:21:21,976 --> 01:21:25,108 We're expecting on the stage three lovely ladies. 1343 01:21:25,629 --> 01:21:27,718 They say they've only been singing together 1344 01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:30,327 for the last three days, correct? 1345 01:21:30,327 --> 01:21:33,460 And here they are. Don't they look lovely? 1346 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,026 All right! 1347 01:21:35,026 --> 01:21:39,723 It's Serena, Tammy and Brigit who sing their hula song, 1348 01:21:39,723 --> 01:21:42,334 My Red O Pooh. 1349 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:47,031 # What am I going to do for my red o pooh? # 1350 01:21:47,553 --> 01:21:50,163 # It's so very sore, I don't know what to do...? # 1351 01:21:50,685 --> 01:21:52,251 Oh, man! 1352 01:21:52,251 --> 01:21:53,817 She's a doll! 1353 01:21:53,817 --> 01:21:56,427 Ha ha ha! 1354 01:21:56,427 --> 01:21:58,515 # Let them be a warning to you # 1355 01:21:58,515 --> 01:22:02,169 # Yesterday, my steamer docked at half past nine # 1356 01:22:02,169 --> 01:22:03,735 # The sun has shining bright... # 1357 01:22:03,735 --> 01:22:04,779 Ticker! 1358 01:22:05,301 --> 01:22:06,345 Can I have a chip? 1359 01:22:06,345 --> 01:22:08,955 Just one. 1360 01:22:08,955 --> 01:22:13,653 # That's how I got my red o pooh, ooh # 1361 01:22:13,653 --> 01:22:16,785 # All the pretty little girls were playing around # 1362 01:22:16,785 --> 01:22:20,961 # Getting a suntan, so I thought I'd get one, too # 1363 01:22:20,961 --> 01:22:24,614 # Out on the beach, I played my ukulele # 1364 01:22:24,614 --> 01:22:26,180 # Getting a suntan # 1365 01:22:26,180 --> 01:22:27,746 There he is! 1366 01:22:27,746 --> 01:22:30,356 # That was not the thing to do... # 1367 01:22:30,356 --> 01:22:31,400 Oh! 1368 01:22:31,922 --> 01:22:33,488 # My red o pooh-- # 1369 01:22:34,011 --> 01:22:36,621 [Emcee] Everyone, stay calm! 1370 01:22:36,621 --> 01:22:37,664 Please, stay calm! 1371 01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:40,274 Please, stay in your positions. 1372 01:22:40,274 --> 01:22:42,362 # What am I going to do... # 1373 01:22:42,362 --> 01:22:43,928 Get off! 1374 01:22:43,928 --> 01:22:48,626 # It's so very sore, I don't know what to do # 1375 01:22:48,626 --> 01:22:52,280 # I guess the only way to spend an hour every day... # 1376 01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:53,846 Oh! 1377 01:22:53,846 --> 01:22:55,412 [applause] 1378 01:22:56,456 --> 01:22:58,544 Hey! Psst! 1379 01:22:59,066 --> 01:23:01,154 [audience cheers] 1380 01:23:04,286 --> 01:23:08,462 Holy mother of God. It's the deceased! 1381 01:23:13,682 --> 01:23:15,248 Where the hell are they going? 1382 01:23:15,770 --> 01:23:17,336 Christopher, come back! 1383 01:23:17,336 --> 01:23:19,424 Aah! 1384 01:23:19,424 --> 01:23:20,990 Oh. 1385 01:23:23,078 --> 01:23:25,165 [applause] 1386 01:23:28,820 --> 01:23:32,473 What the hell are you going to do? 1387 01:23:32,473 --> 01:23:35,083 Don't ask me! 1388 01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:36,649 Help! 1389 01:23:45,001 --> 01:23:46,567 Oh. 1390 01:23:46,567 --> 01:23:48,655 [applause] 1391 01:24:19,975 --> 01:24:22,585 Grandpa, watch out! 1392 01:24:22,585 --> 01:24:24,151 Oh, no! 1393 01:24:24,151 --> 01:24:25,194 Father! 1394 01:24:25,717 --> 01:24:26,760 Father! 1395 01:24:27,283 --> 01:24:28,326 Father! 1396 01:24:28,326 --> 01:24:30,936 Oh, Father, speak to me! 1397 01:24:30,936 --> 01:24:33,025 Speak to me! 1398 01:24:35,634 --> 01:24:37,723 Leah... 1399 01:24:38,244 --> 01:24:39,810 I'm sorry. 1400 01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:44,508 I've been a naughty boy, haven't I? 1401 01:25:18,437 --> 01:25:21,570 Are you OK, Aunt Leah? 1402 01:25:22,092 --> 01:25:23,658 Yes. 1403 01:25:24,179 --> 01:25:26,268 I'm fine now. 1404 01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:28,355 But, Aunt Leah, 1405 01:25:28,878 --> 01:25:32,010 there's something I don't understand. 1406 01:25:32,010 --> 01:25:35,663 How come you aren't one of them? 1407 01:25:37,752 --> 01:25:39,839 Oh, Lonny. 1408 01:25:39,839 --> 01:25:41,927 It's all so long ago. 1409 01:25:41,927 --> 01:25:45,581 Once upon a time, your grandfather fell in love 1410 01:25:45,581 --> 01:25:48,713 with a beautiful woman-- Bella Louise, my mother, 1411 01:25:49,235 --> 01:25:51,845 and he loved her completely 1412 01:25:51,845 --> 01:25:53,934 in the human way, 1413 01:25:54,455 --> 01:25:58,109 not the ancient way, you understand? 1414 01:25:58,109 --> 01:26:00,719 He... never bit her? 1415 01:26:02,807 --> 01:26:04,895 That's right, Kanziora. 1416 01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:06,461 So... 1417 01:26:06,983 --> 01:26:10,115 Thank God we were spared. 1418 01:26:10,115 --> 01:26:12,203 But come along now. 1419 01:26:14,290 --> 01:26:17,423 Father wants to see you both. 1420 01:26:21,598 --> 01:26:23,164 Grandpa! 1421 01:26:23,687 --> 01:26:24,209 Wow! 1422 01:26:24,731 --> 01:26:26,819 Isn't he magnificent? 1423 01:26:33,082 --> 01:26:34,648 Lonny, 1424 01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,214 Kanziora, 1425 01:26:36,214 --> 01:26:37,259 come. 1426 01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:38,824 Come. 1427 01:26:40,912 --> 01:26:44,566 It's time now for me to say good-bye. 1428 01:26:45,088 --> 01:26:46,654 Good-bye? 1429 01:26:47,698 --> 01:26:50,308 But where are you going? 1430 01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:53,962 Your grandfather has decided to leave. 1431 01:26:53,962 --> 01:26:57,616 It's the best thing for all concerned. 1432 01:26:57,616 --> 01:26:58,661 But... 1433 01:26:59,182 --> 01:27:00,748 where will he go? 1434 01:27:01,270 --> 01:27:04,924 It's time to take my freedom and join the others. 1435 01:27:04,924 --> 01:27:05,969 Others? 1436 01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:08,056 There's more? 1437 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:09,622 Oh, yes. Many more, 1438 01:27:09,622 --> 01:27:11,710 like myself, 1439 01:27:11,710 --> 01:27:13,798 who wander this planet 1440 01:27:13,798 --> 01:27:15,886 in search of love 1441 01:27:15,886 --> 01:27:17,974 and understanding. 1442 01:27:22,150 --> 01:27:24,759 You boys have set me free 1443 01:27:24,759 --> 01:27:27,370 with your honesty and your bravery, 1444 01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:31,546 and I'll never forget you both ever. 1445 01:27:32,067 --> 01:27:33,112 But... 1446 01:27:33,112 --> 01:27:35,722 but will we ever see you again, Grandpa? 1447 01:27:36,244 --> 01:27:39,375 Oh, Lonny, I'll always be there! 1448 01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:40,941 Ay, Kanziora? 1449 01:27:41,464 --> 01:27:43,551 And in your dreams, 1450 01:27:43,551 --> 01:27:45,117 I will return. 1451 01:27:45,117 --> 01:27:46,683 I will! 1452 01:27:47,206 --> 01:27:48,772 Leah, 1453 01:27:49,293 --> 01:27:51,381 my traveling coat, please. 1454 01:28:10,173 --> 01:28:12,261 Leah, my... 1455 01:28:13,305 --> 01:28:16,437 my beautiful daughter Leah. 1456 01:28:21,135 --> 01:28:23,223 Oh, Father! 1457 01:28:30,009 --> 01:28:32,097 Kanziora. 1458 01:28:44,102 --> 01:28:47,234 Give me five, Lonny. 1459 01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,410 And 5 makes 10? 1460 01:28:57,674 --> 01:29:00,807 I'll always love you, Lonny. 1461 01:29:06,548 --> 01:29:08,115 Farewell. 1462 01:29:08,115 --> 01:29:10,724 See you later... 1463 01:29:10,724 --> 01:29:12,812 mashed potater. 1464 01:29:14,900 --> 01:29:16,988 In a little while, 1465 01:29:16,988 --> 01:29:18,554 crocodile. 1466 01:29:26,906 --> 01:29:29,516 Farewell! 1467 01:29:55,093 --> 01:29:56,660 What is she saying? 1468 01:29:57,182 --> 01:30:00,313 I think she's booting the sucker out. 1469 01:30:00,313 --> 01:30:02,401 Good. 1470 01:30:02,924 --> 01:30:06,055 Why do you think your aunt likes him? 1471 01:30:06,055 --> 01:30:07,621 You know, Kanziora, 1472 01:30:07,621 --> 01:30:10,231 love's a very strange thing. 1473 01:30:10,231 --> 01:30:13,363 Makes 'em go funny in the head. 1474 01:30:13,363 --> 01:30:15,973 Really screwy, man. Ha ha! 1475 01:30:15,973 --> 01:30:18,061 Never laid a hand on him. 1476 01:30:18,583 --> 01:30:21,715 How can you be so cruel? 1477 01:30:21,715 --> 01:30:25,369 Please, just go now, 1478 01:30:25,369 --> 01:30:27,979 and just leave me alone! 1479 01:30:27,979 --> 01:30:29,545 OK. Keep your hair on! 1480 01:30:30,067 --> 01:30:31,111 I'm going! 1481 01:30:31,111 --> 01:30:34,243 And if old fang face shows up 1482 01:30:34,764 --> 01:30:36,853 for a bit of blood sucking, 1483 01:30:36,853 --> 01:30:39,985 stuffed if I'll be around to help you. 1484 01:30:39,985 --> 01:30:43,117 Silly dame! 1485 01:30:43,117 --> 01:30:45,727 I know when I'm not wanted! 1486 01:30:47,814 --> 01:30:48,859 Christ! 1487 01:30:48,859 --> 01:30:50,946 I could murder a feed. 1488 01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,035 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 1489 01:30:53,035 --> 01:30:56,688 Gee, Lonny, I hope we don't ever get old. 1490 01:30:57,211 --> 01:30:59,820 Imagine what that would be like. 1491 01:31:00,343 --> 01:31:01,909 Yeah. 1492 01:31:02,953 --> 01:31:05,040 You know... 1493 01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:08,172 kind of be nice... 1494 01:31:08,172 --> 01:31:09,738 just to... 1495 01:31:09,738 --> 01:31:11,304 stay the same... 1496 01:31:12,870 --> 01:31:14,958 like we are now... 1497 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:17,046 tonight... 1498 01:31:18,090 --> 01:31:20,700 for ever and ever. 1499 01:31:22,788 --> 01:31:26,442 Yeah. That would be lovely, ay? 91727

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