Original subtitles

- Previously on "Below Deck."

- Previously on "Below Deck." - This is your new boatswain.

- EJ.

- Me being the boatswain and all.

- It's where we had

the beach party last time.

I'd like to put it out.

I want to prove to Captain Lee

that I can be boatswain.

- F---! grab it, Bruno.

- We're not paying attention to the details.

- Clearly, I failed it.

- In yachting, you move through the dating process

pretty quickly, you know.

- The thing that's happening between Nico and I,

it's fun, but we haven't talked long-term.

- Are you guys getting along right now?

- She sucks at her job,

but she's hilarious.

- I'm working the hardest,

and Bri's being rewarded for it.

- Did anyone see the speaker for this?

Girls, they don't know anything.

- Thank you.

Yay! - That makes me feel good.

- I think you're very pretty.

Beautiful brown eyes.

- You are not allowed to leave. - No, don't take it off.

There's titties in my face.

- You really like killed it. You did so well.

- It's amazing to have my older brother come

and kind of reset my brain.

Being in yachting is just an escape for me.

- Which one's the boatswain? - You know which one it is.

- Let's see the bottom of your feet, homey.

- You're walking on our f---ing yacht.

These guys are dicks.

Like brother, like brother.

- Yeah, I am.

[distant ship horn]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You're talking sh--. - Yeah, I am.

- Okay, well, our feet are f---ing dirty.

I don't want our deck getting dirty.

Oh, f---ing hell.

- I'm just running away from drama.

- Here, to make sure

that you don't need to clean up my mess.

I'd hate to have you clean it up.

You obviously hear my sarcasm, don't you?

- One drunk Nico is bad. Now I got two drunk Nicos.

And, you know, I got to be the bigger man

and walk away.

Well, my feet are clean.

I'll leave you be.

- He's a f---ing prick. F--- him.

Yeah, it was fantastic.

Thanks for the tour.

- Good seeing you, brother. - Yeah, man.

- My brother's here. He's having a good time.

And you've just got to be a little dick to him.

Right now, I'm holding back

because EJ is my boss.

But I'm 100% confident at my job,

and I still think I should be boatswain.

♪ ♪

- Bri, see how much Coke we have.

Copy.

- I'm at wit's end with this guy,

and I don't want to have to deal

with his sh-- anymore.

- Go ahead.

- I got to go flip laundry real quick.

- 10-4. [creaking]

- Ooh, Lord, it's blowing.

- There's no way we're gonna get off the dock today.

- Cap? - How you doing?

- Pretty good, yourself? - I'm all right.

A little concerned about the weather.

Forecast is 25 to 30 knots, 10 foot seas.

The worst thing that you can have happen

is that you can't get off the dock.

- So, wanted to talk to you.

- Doesn't sound good.

- You know, I love working with you.

And, you know, from the start

of me getting here to now

I feel the deck's sorted a little bit better.

I've definitely helped in a sense.

- I agree with that.

I noticed a definite improvement.

- I'm appreciative to be here.

- But you're cutting and running.

- You know when I joined

I told you my other boat's in transit right now.

And it's in Fort Laudy.

Boat's arriving tonight obviously.

Oh, it's there.

I hate to leave you high and dry and go.

- What's your anticipated departure date do you feel?

- Definitely get through this next charter for sure.

- With EJ leaving, there's a void there

that needs to be filled,

and we need experienced help.

I don't know if Nico is ready to take over the deck.

I'm gonna hate to see you go.

But you've got to deal with the cards you've been dealt.

- Glad you're understanding of that, Cap.

- All right, buddy, thanks.

♪ ♪

- I dreamt about cleaning my feet this morning.

- It's the yachty in me.

I can't get it out of me.

♪ ♪

[blowing]

- Matt, Kate, EJ, Nico,

I need you guys in the crew mess now.

- Break time! - Copy.

- What's up, guys? - Hey.

- Hi.

- Jason Swing.

Primary. CEO of Swing Media.

Specializes in outdoor advertising,

works alongside his wife, Mekela,

and their good friends Majd and Edda Elias.

There's good friend Eden Alpert

owns her own restaurant in Bel-Air

with her father Herb Alpert.

He was a huge jazz player.

Jason and Mekela look forward

to spicing things up with theme parties

and lavish meals.

- Cool.

- As far as menu goes, they're open to anything.

Not picky, but wants to be impressed.

- I'm used to working on boats that have charters

that last three weeks, and you get to build

a relationship with them.

By the end of three weeks,

I know exactly what they love.

But with a three day charter, I feel like I wake up,

I see new guests every morning.

- Jason will also be celebrating his 45th birthday on the trip.

- Polynesian birthday party.

- Water toys and lunch on a secluded beach.

- Yeah, what's the weather like this trip?

- I still don't know yet.

It's just going to depend on the wind and surge.

We need to have a definite Plan B in place.

We know what we got to do. - All right, thank you.

- Everything's weather dependent.

- [sighs]

- Jen, Kate. - Go ahead.

- Yeah, hi, what's your location?

- In the cabin. - Hey, Jen.

So this is all the ironing that you still haven't done.

And just so you know

if you're sneaking little breaks here and there,

you think people don't notice,

but the crew notices.

And it makes them resent you.

So I won't tell anyone,

but let's not let it happen again.

- Okay. I got it.

This laundry never ends.

The cleaning never ends. It's a vicious cycle.

- When I come back, I want to see no laundry.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Nico, Lee, grab the Intrepid.

I want to go check the weather.

- [muffled announcement]

- The surge is starting to look a little...

[whistles]

[ripping] - Wow.

- I know, it's like Christmas. All kinds of seafood.

- Look at that sh-- over there.

- Oh yeah, it's breaking hard.

I've seen all I need to see.

- Jesus Christ.

- On my way up.

- Crew mess a mess, and it's all interior.

It's like "Come on, girls, wake up."

♪ ♪

[engine roaring]

- Watch it hit that sea wall.

I don't need this.

Needed the gas. We're out of here.

Baker, Baker, I need you and somebody back there

to give us a hand unloading.

- We're heading up now.

- Okay, that's confirmed. We are not leaving the dock.

If you want to put it on the hip, that's fine.

- Got a fender already set up over there.

- We're not leaving the dock. It's brutal out there.

- So plans are changing because of weather.

- If we go out, because of the wind and the waves,

we can't put any of the toys in the water.

Can't use the tenders

because otherwise it would be slamming into the side.

Somebody'd get hurt.

So, we won't be leaving

the dock anytime soon.

[crashing]

- Aw f---. - I need help.

- Oh, f---. - Bruno?

- Yeah? - What's wrong? What happened?

- I need help, I need help.

Somebody jump in the f---ing boat.

I need Bruno, I need you.

F--- I need to go to the hospital. I need to go now.

- Oh, f---.

- Oh, f---. I need help. Bruno?

- Yeah, what's wrong? What happened?

- I need help. Somebody jump in the water.

Get in the f---ing boat.

I need Bruno. I need you.

F--- I need to go to the hospital.

- F---. - Is it broken?

- I don't know, I cut my finger.

- Captain Lee? - What's the matter?

- Nico somehow like hurt his arm or something.

- F---, Cap, I need to go to the hospital.

I can't move my whole entire arm, man.

F---.

- What happened?

- I was getting a line,

and I hit my elbow here,

and my whole entire thing--

I mean, I can't move my fingers right now at all.

- Sounds like some nerve damage.

Right when you think that things

couldn't possibly get any worse.

We're basically down a man.

We're down a boatswain.

The weather's a sh-- sandwich.

You got any pain in here? - Yeah, right in here.

- Might've chipped an elbow or something.

F---. I'm scared that I'll be in a cast

for five months,

or I have permanent nerve damage.

- Head down and get it checked out.

F---.

- Got a little adrenaline flowing.

I couldn't tell what happened.

It was like "Is he having a heart attack?"

F---in', what's going on?

- Hey, Captain, what just happened to Nico?

- Something with his arm.

He banged his elbow,

and his whole arm went numb.

I sent him to the hospital to get it checked out.

- Nico's injured. - Oh f---.

- Oh, man.

- So I need you to iron those shirts very quickly.

We have to set the table for lunch.

Or at least have it all pulled

so that while I'm giving the tour--

- I'll be your slave. - Iron fast.

- So are we not going out the whole charter?

- I don't know.

We're going to be out Nico

for I'm sure a couple hours.

- Was it just his arm? Was it like in his heart?

- I don't know, but boy does drink a f---ing sh-- ton of Red Bull.

- You do trash.

I'll get Bruno to do the windows.

And then birthday party I can imagine

me and you being probably lates again.

- I think Bruno was lates this time.

- Oh, okay. - I don't mind.

- I like Baker, but I'm her boss.

So, how far do I want to push on this?

If you don't mind being lates,

I don't mind being lates with you.

My move will come.

♪ ♪

- Oh, here's Nico. Nicky, Nicky.

- How you doing buddy? Really? - Yeah.

- Scared the hell out of me, man, for a minute.

- I pinched the nerve.

- You got the nerve screwed up, right.

I knew it was the nerve.

No worries, we got you covered.

Take care of yourself.

[knocking]

- That did not feel good. - So what's the verdict?

- The nerve was pinched, and it's inflamed.

So they gave me like some painkillers.

- A one-armed deckhand

is about as useful as a one-legged man

at an ass kicking contest.

After the guests arrive,

just get down there and get some rest.

- It's hard for me to be the injured one.

It's never happened to me ever in my whole entire career.

- Start your pain med. Okay, bud.

- Do I bow out and sit in my room for the whole charter?

It's horrible.

- Did you get-- - Pinched a nerve.

- Oh, lot of pain?

- Lot of pains. Irritated.

- All crew, I need everybody on the main deck aft in 15.

- Easy, easy, easy.

♪ ♪

- F--- Anyone seen our boy?

- Yes!

- They're here. - Holy smokes.

Is this guy going to be able to go through

the charter with us?

Okay? - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- And here they come.

- Hi! - Hi.

- Jason. - Hi, Jen. Good.

- I'm Charlie. - Nice to meet you.

Oh! [chatter]

- Cheers, guys. - Yay!

- Welcome aboard Valor, guys.

- Thank you. - Happy to have you here.

As you can see, we have

a bit of a wind issue right now.

I'm sorry to say but, due to safety reasons,

we won't be leaving the dock today.

- Oh! - What?

- There's not much we can do about it.

Nico and I went out just to check it out,

and you can see what happened to him.

That's a direct result. [laughter]

- The fact that we're staying on the dock

basically means that the interior

will be doing all of the work

while the deckhands relax-- yay!

- That being said, we do have

a lot of fun things planned.

Kate will take you around

and give you a tour of the boat and get you situated.

Okay? - Perfect, thank you.

- Thanks a lot. - Yeah!

- That sucks though. We have to stay here?

- I know. - That really sucks.

- Do we know yet about tomorrow?

- No, I mean I would take you out in it,

and you would go "Why are you doing this to me?"

- Okay, yeah, we don't want that.

- Right this way, guys.

Watch your step.

This is our main salon.

- Wow. This is beautiful.

- Not the worst place to be stuck.

- Little party going on.

- You guys are going to have a great time.

Master suite. - What?!

- Nice.

- So all of them look like this, right?

- Very similar.

And we'll go out to our bridge deck aft.

♪ ♪

- At least it's sunny. That's the only good thing.

- Matt is going to make a mahi salad for lunch.

Around 12:30. - Yes.

♪ ♪

- This kinda sucks. I'm not gonna lie.

- Yeah. - Not being able to go out.

That's the whole point of the trip, right?

- They're having a huge complaint right now.

- Party in a whole boat. - Could've gotten a hotel room.

- Totally, exactly. - We paid a sh-- ton of money.

- That's true. - They want to see the kitchen.

Oh my God, you're so-- - This is a small galley.

- And I'm the restaurant owner. - Right. [laughs]

- Lots of silverware.

- Let's put them on the outside of the placemat

because the plates are so large.

♪ ♪

- [sniffs]

[ice crunching]

♪ ♪

- ♪ For the man that doesn't eat any fish ♪

- Are we allowed to come out? - Sliding doors.

- [laughs] - I know, that's fine.

- I'm such an idiot. - No, no worries.

Every guest does that the first time.

- Aw, thanks for telling me that.

You're so sweet. - No worries.

- So where are you from? - I'm from Portugal.

- Well, nice to meet you. Glad you're here.

You have beautiful eyes. - You have beautiful eyes.

- No, you have beautiful eyes. - [laughs]

- Anything you need just let me know.

- Okay, oh I will, trust me. [laughs]

- I was just checking on you. Are you freezing?

It's kind of cold in here.

I'll be back soon.

- Okay, heads up. - What's up?

- So this is going to be a real challenge for us

and for them.

- So anything-- - About what?

- Just about the fact we are stuck here.

- Right. - All right.

So anything you guys need,

just really like, you know, communicate everything.

- Okay. Thank you. - You're welcome.

I think Bruno is just a little bit confused,

but if you want to be a steward

why don't you go clean some toilets, and then we can talk.

- One.

- So, Matt, what kind

of salad are you making?

- This is a really nice mahi.

It has Caribbean spice on it,

asparagus, cucumber

with red wine vinegar and shallots.

- So hungry. - Sit across from each other?

- Matt, guests are at the table. - Copy that.

Thank you. Waiting now.

Not leaving the dock

puts a massive amount of pressure on the crew.

We have to do drinks,

food, and some sort of parties

to make them forget about being on the dock.

- This is a Caribbean jerked mahi.

Then you've got asparagus, avocado.

- Perfect. Thank you so much.

Oh wow, this is very good. - It's good, it's good.

- Oh my God, when's the next meal?

- It's amazing. - Good.

With this group, it's hard to tell

if they're nice or fake nice

because they're from Los Angeles.

- Afternoon, guys. - Hi, how are you?

- I know all of you guys are probably ready

to roll around on some jet skis.

That's definitely safe to do.

We also have hover board.

- Okay. - It's a lot of fun.

- Let's do that.

- Also, there's some beaches around,

but it is really swelly.

So, I'll take you guys in the rib,

which is our smaller, inflatable boat.

Sound good? - Thank you.

- We'll make the most of it.

It's not ideal, but whatever.

- Any one of the girls wants to come.

- No, I'll be in charge of that.

- Nice. - Forget the girls.

I don't want anything to go wrong,

and I'm not going to trust the girls.

We f---ing run the boat.

- Yes, I do. There you go.

Do you guys need a stewardess to go with you?

- No, not really.

- Maybe Bruno should think about going into interior.

- Coming up...

- Not gonna blow 'em away with my meal.

- I'm sure we can accommodate you.

- I'm not even hungry anymore.

- You guys excited

- You guys excited to do some water sports?

- We are. - Yes.

[crunching]

- All right, guys.

- Not a bad day in the office again.

- Alrighty, guys.

- Is there any other bags over there?

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Oh, geez. [chatter]

- Let's give it up for Bruno.

Bruno! He delivers.

♪ ♪

- Whoo! [yelling]

[clapping]

♪ ♪

- I had no idea the guests would be gone for so long.

Thought they were just going jet skiing.

- Is that why we didn't pack snacks?

- Sun is kind of going down.

I say we pick it up here in half an hour.

- Hey, Matt, do you know what you're serving

in case they ask me?

- I wanted to help like make her happy the first night.

She loves salmon for dinner. - Okay.

- So we're all going to go in the Intrepid.

Our two guys here are gonna take the jet skis back.

And I'm gonna follow you guys in the Intrepid

on the tender.

- All crew, all crew, we're about five minutes out.

- Jen, Kate. - Go ahead.

- You want to wait by the passerelle for them?

- Copy.

Welcome home! - Aw, thank you, Jen.

- Amazing.

- Yes?

- So I have that suitcase of costume stuff.

I want to put it somewhere where everybody can access it.

- This is just what yachting is.

When the guests want theme parties,

they want the crew involved,

and, if you have to wear an Afro wig

or a moustache or maracas,

you just do it.

- Costume party. - Oh my God.

- Very "Like a Virgin." - Right.

- '80s party.

- This is like Michael Jackson.

- Yeah! - Like, come on.

Crimpers don't belong on yachts.

- Ow!

- That's awesome that they had a good day.

- Oh, they loved it.

I overheard EJ asking if they-- - Shh!

You're fine, it's just the guests are right there.

I know, my love.

I was just saying voices carry.

Service, it's polite to not scream.

Okay, well, what do I know?

F---. Bruno is very bitchy.

He was like just talking really loud.

Guests were right out there,

Bruno is carries

and he was like "I know service."

- Just let him--let him shine

and do things that he loves.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

- Yes! - Is it good?

Okay. [sizzling]

- ♪ I can't wait to put it together ♪

The primary's wife loves fish.

I'm going to prepare the best salmon

they've ever had with a truffle mash

and help them forget about being at the dock.

- Oh my God, George Michael!

- You look the same.

- Oh, there he is. - [humming]

- Pop rocks. - Pop rocks!

- These are really good for blow jobs.

[laughter]

- Everybody ready to go to the table for dinner?

- Ready? - A long commute.

- Everybody '80s, I love it.

Shrimp salad with snow peas.

- Sweet chili? - Yes.

- I see food!

- Let's pump out the next course.

- We've got a shrimp salad

with snow peas,

with sweet chili sauce.

- Oh, wow. - So f---ing good.

- Off the chart good. - It's very good.

- All right. - That looks really good.

- Thank you. - What is that?

- A dilled crushed potato,

Brussels sprouts,

and seared salmon.

- Pardon me.

You are having Dijon salmon.

[chatter]

- Why would you do two pieces of fish in one day?

Why? Why not just change-- - It's the ocean.

- Well, we weren't in the ocean though.

That's the irony. We were on land.

- I don't want mahi mahi, shrimp and salmon

all in one day.

- No, please don't be sorry

because I'm sure we can accommodate you.

- I'm not even hungry anymore, so it's okay.

- These guests, they're gonna find

something to complain about no matter what.

I feel bad for Matt because I think he did a good job.

Hi! Eden was not so stoked to have fish twice.

- No?

- Then they threw into the mix

especially when you're not

out in the middle of the ocean.

So they're just tying it all together.

- These motherf---ing guests. We're in the Caribbean.

There's nothing on the preference sheet

that says you don't want fish.

Relax. - It's really good.

- The Brussels sprouts are fantastic.

- How is everybody else doing with the salmon?

They're happy with themselves,

with life--not sure, don't think so.

- Take a tiny bite. I want you to try it.

- No!

- It's nice sharing a room with Bri

because she's actually checking on me

and taking care of me.

I mean, after all, I can't use my right arm.

[snickers]

- All right, here we go. Game time.

- Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

- What? What?

- Yeah!

♪ ♪

- Oh my God, so yummy. - Holy sh--.

- Ready for a party? - Ah!

- Yes! - Oh.

- Bruno. - Lemon Drop.

- Okay, got it.

- Hopefully, you leave the dock in the next one,

'cause f---in' that would be lame.

- That was so fun. - We're ready to turn in.

- Goodnight, girls. - Goodnight.

-Peace out, goodnight.

♪ ♪

[canvas flapping]

[knocking]

- Hey, bud.

- F---ing pills knocked me on my ass.

- How's it going?

- Once I go higher than that, it starts pulling.

- Well, nerves regenerate really, really quick.

Jesus Christ, I think I'll go smack my elbow

if I get treatment like this.

- Here you go.

- Let me know if you need anything.

- Yeah, I'll keep you updated. - All right, pal, you bet.

♪ ♪

- Oh my God, what is this? - Coffee.

- Morning, everyone. - Morning. Hi.

- Is it really that hard

to take the boat right to that little island?

- I'm getting ready to take the little boat

and see what the weather looks like.

Care to tag along? - Yes, I will.

- I have never spent the whole entire charter on the dock.

You can rest assured that it's going to affect the tip.

We ready?

Charter guests always believe that you're lying to them.

So, I'm gonna take 'em out,

and give 'em the ride of their life.

♪ ♪

- Wow!

- Oh sh--!

- You guys seen enough? - Yes.

- You get out here, and you go like,

"Man, it looks so nice."

And it looks so calm,

and then you look behind this,

and these are the small ones.

And it'd just be a steady diet of this all day.

- Well, joke's on us.

- There's a small part of me

that is just enjoying the hell out of this.

- That's a good way to wake up.

- Do have cup--like a latte with soy milk?

- Yeah. - Or almond milk.

- I had a dream about Bruno last night.

- What happened?

- We got married in Portugal. - [laughs]

- [sighs]

- They're coming back. That was fast.

- Oh my God, they're soaked.

- Okay, let's do this.

Ready? - I'm finishing my drinks.

Then I can help run food.

- What's the story? - No, no.

- Are you kidding? - Swells are like nine feet.

Here it looks all pretty. Out there you're like this.

Like, I felt unsafe.

♪ ♪

- I really want that chai latte.

- It's so funny because it's not

like we're at a busy restaurant.

Like "Where's my latte?" [laughs]

- Good morning, how are you?

- Kate will get it. - Yeah, what can I get for you?

- Jen was pouring up my chai latte.

- It's on its way out. I can see it from here.

Honey child, you just got to go.

We got to go with that. - I'm coming, babe.

- Go now, go now. Go now, bring it.

- I had some suggestions for today.

- So there's an area called Philipsburg.

It's got great shopping.

We have a booking for you guys, a Sea Trek.

It takes you down to this manmade reef.

There's tons of fish. There's sunken--

- Oh, that's cool. - Yeah, it is cool.

- At least you can go experience some of the island.

- Jen, I don't care what is in the cup.

- It's done, calm down. I had to put soy milk in it.

They f---ing ordered soy milk,

I got to f---ing put it in there.

Look, you're making me stressed out.

- It's fine, calm down.

Jen making a chai latte is like Jen doing her hair.

It takes forever, and it still looks like sh--.

- So we have this for you.

- Thank you, baby. - You're welcome.

♪ ♪

- Jen, so good. - Awesome.

Here's some bacon. - Oh!

- Matt, Kate, EJ,

come up to the bridge for a brief minute.

- Be out there circulating.

- I've got it. - Okay.

- Hi.

- Whatever we can do

between now and tomorrow at noon

to put this thing right over the top.

- Luau party tonight. - Yeah.

- I want to go above and beyond with that.

- We have hula dancers coming.

- Keep thinking of things

that we can do to improve it.

It could mean the difference

between say an average tip

and one that really sucks.

♪ ♪

- Can I get a deck crew to uncover the forward cushions?

- All right, let's do it.

- I'm pissed off,

I'm grumpy. It sucks.

I have no control over anything right now.

Now it's EJ's deck.

- Copy that.

- We're going to take the Intrepid

over to Philipsburg.

They're going to do Sea Trek at 1:30.

So while I'm gone

if you guys could just clear everything.

Stay in laundry.

And if you guys do that really quickly,

you can kind of chill out a little bit.

And then when I get back with the guests

we can discuss real breaks.

Sound good? Okay, thank you.

- You're coming with us, right? - Yes, I am.

- Kate plus eight. - I'm so excited.

You guys ready?

Jen and Bri, will you also

stock the fridges please while I'm gone?

- Copy.

- Let's bang this out together. - Yep.

And then we can bang the rooms out together?

And then we can just bang together.

- Oh!

- Do the adventure.

- We're doing adventure.

- Okay, watch your head for this, guys.

All right, Baker.

- In the hizzo!

♪ ♪

- My God.

Never have I ever done a luau.

And at the moment I just don't feel

like I'm myself.

Any suggestions for food-wise?

It's been a really tough season.

I've got my ex back home

not really talking to me.

You get complaining guests every charter.

And I just feel like

I'm the world's largest punching bag.

- Veggie kabobs with pineapple chunks on them.

- That's a great idea.

♪ ♪

- Okay, guys, I think you guys

are probably ready to start your adventure, right?

- [screaming]

- Group photo. - Hold onto me.

- Oh, that was lame.

[underwater noise]

- Damn! You're the best. Thank you so much.

- See those masks fit over the heads.

They're all connected to this line.

And you breathe. - That's cool.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- All crew, lunch is served.

- Ooh! Starving Marvin.

- Jen, when you're done eating,

can you go down to the cabin

downstairs and do the twin beds?

- Yeah.

- Hey, guys.

I've got hot dogs on the way. - Thank you.

- So I've got some crazy news

to let you in on.

- What?

- Boat arrived in Lauderdale yesterday.

Pretty much when the charter ends

I'm out of here.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Damn! That's a bummer.

- No one else knows. So don't let anyone else know.

It's just you and me.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Even I think it's better

if two people are on service versus one, when you have eight people

Know what I mean?

- Hey, Jen, where are you?

- Have they like done anything? [indistinct]

I felt like--I sense like anger, frustration.

- Hey, Jen. - Yeah?

- Can we lounge when we finish?

- I'm not lounging, I'm eating.

- Okay, but you're eating like a long time.

- I haven't been eating for a long time.

I've been down for maybe 20 minutes.

And I'm talking about the boat and what--

Excuse me.

- Coming up...

- Do you guys have candles, lights, or anything?

- Every single thing is too soon, it looks bad.

- Because he wants to know. - Oh my God.

- I'm just eating some food.

- I'm just eating some food. - You're eating a long time.

- Excuse me?

I'm eating food. I'm gonna finish.

I'm almost done.

So, yeah, so I'm entitled to eat.

I actually eat food, not smoothies.

I can take a 20 minute lunch break.

I'm not lounging. I'm working my butt off.

So, I'm gonna eat the rest of my food,

and you're gonna shut up.

- [indistinct]

- Why do you have so much aggression right now?

- Listen, you came at me. - I came at you?

I was eating my food, sweetheart.

You're the one that walked by and attacked me.

- Okay, sweetheart. F---.

- What is her deal

f---ing coming at me like that?

♪ ♪

- It's gonna happen again.

- You want to talk? - I have nothing to say to you.

- What's up? - I'm just trying to think.

We have a birthday. What do you think?

Yes, and then... - And then just--

- That's it. Candles, done.

♪ ♪

Having Bruno in the galley takes a lot of pressure off me

because I can give him the desserts.

That's one thing I do miss about being in a restaurant.

It's great to have someone else working with you.

I can just do what I do best,

which is just take care of the main courses.

- Mmm, the cheese.

- I love the cheese.

- This is a good one.

- Enjoy your last little tender cruise for a while.

- I'm kind of upset because I want to have

a little more time with Baker, you know.

Like we've really started to build this little connection,

and now I got to leave.

Like I feel there's still some chapters to be written.

- Don't worry, guys, don't worry.

I got it.

- Dang it.

- Want me to taste it?

♪ ♪

- Got to get our stuff out of here.

[grinding]

- That was great. - How are you?

- I'm good. Be right back.

Tell me, Matt, what were they doing?

Because laundry is not done. Nothing was set.

- They got in a bit of a tiff earlier.

- What did they get in a fight about?

- One took lunch for like

longer than the other one.

- They both have six hour lunches apparently

because no work was done.

- I agree. - I'm pissed.

I want to know why laundry isn't done.

- Hi. - Hi.

- No, no, it's not.

Laundry looks like a disaster.

I would like all of the linens ironed.

I would like it completely clear, please.

- Kate's mad at the wrong steward here.

Jen is the one that has been sitting around.

- Just laundry. - Okay.

- I feel like they really took advantage.

I'm very upset.

[upbeat music]

- There we go, nice. Looking good.

- Come on. - Good.

I feel like I've done my job.

The deck crew have graduated to a higher level,

and the boat will be a successful charter boat

for the rest of the season.

- [muffled transmission] - Oh, sh--, yeah.

♪ ♪

- Where is everybody? - They're all on bridge side.

- Gave them a drink, and I prepared you a luau thing,

and it's got pineapple rice, ribs, beef.

- Okay, okay.

- Cheers.

- Oh, let's see.

- Wow, that's a lot of olives.

- So, he's doing fall-off-the-bone ribs,

rib eye steak, pineapple rice,

veggie kabobs.

- Okay, great. Perfect. - We're set, we're done.

- [laughs]

Jen? I heard something happened with Bri.

- I'm sitting down eating,

and she walks through talking about

"Jen, what are doing?! Why are you eating?

Get up! What--blah, blah!"

Then she walked back, and she attacked me again.

- This is like I heard Matt call lunch

when we were still in tender leaving,

which is at 12:15.

What happened the next five hours?

There's two things I know about Jen.

She loves extra break time,

and she's very competitive with Bri.

Jen is lying to my face.

We have to throw a birthday luau party tonight.

- Yes, yes.

- And we will discuss all of this when we drop off.

- We're gonna kill it.

- Until then, you tell Bri what you need.

- Thank you.

Next time she tells me to do something

that you didn't tell me to do...

- I don't want to hear it.

I'm going to tell her to f--- off.

- I'm gonna go take a shower.

Dinner's at 8:30? - 9:00.

♪ ♪

- What time did you want to wear

your royal Hawaiian outfit?

- I'm not changing.

- You are changing because I got you an outfit.

So we need to move this stuff.

We have all these grass skirts.

- Bruno, Bruno, Lee.

Will you get your ass up here and help Baker on the bridge aft deck, please?

- Should I get dressed, or should I go?

What should I do?

♪ ♪

- What the f---?

I thought this was

going to be really nice and set up.

Do you guys have candles, lights, or anything?

Welcome to six stars yacht

where everything looks like f---ed up.

How can the boat be empty all f---ing day,

and nothing was done?

- The food is great. Everyone's happy.

- I'm not.

- I was thinking it would be nice

to kind of get off the boat and get a little freedom

if you wanted to maybe stay in a hotel or something tomorrow.

- Oh, after work.

- Grab a quick bite and then get a hotel.

- That sounds so good. - Yeah.

We'll just kind of let them do their own thing,

and we'll just kind of go off to the hotel.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- I'm actually really confident about this food tonight,

which is good.

My ribs are fall-off-the-bone. - Yeah.

- It's buffet. - I know.

- So tell me what happened while I was gone.

- I just feel like I had to tell her to get up

and start cleaning.

I had done all the bathrooms and all the cabins.

I told her to go downstairs and finish the twin room.

I don't think she ever came back. [laughs]

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- What a perfect dress. - Thanks.

- Bri, I'm going to go dress the captain,

and I'll let you take a lead on service--call me.

- Wow, the whole table is wearing a grass skirt.

- Matt, waters are poured at the table.

Are you ready for me to take this up?

- I am. - Where's the buffet gonna be?

Is it gonna be in the back side bar? Is it gonna be--

- We're going to bring out the buffet

and put it on this little table.

But then we're going to serve like their first kind of--

first meal.

Just follow me. I'll show you.

Uh...

- Wow! - All right.

- You can if you want to plate it.

- Bri has set this up, so I'm not really sure

what we've got going on.

- Jen's behavior in front of charter guests

is completely unprofessional.

- Gin martini? - Absolutely.

- This isn't a martini. - Oh.

- I didn't make the drink.

- Jen definitely plays the victim all the time.

- I don't know what's going on.

- So rare and then medium.

- Thank you for your support.

- Girls, girls, there's one more platter.

- Behind you. Charlie?

♪ ♪

- Hey! [clapping]

Yeah, Bruno, you need to get laid.

- [laughs]

Charlie seems to have a crush on me.

It is fun to play along.

Like you're not going to be rude to them.

Enjoy your meal. - Thank you.

- These are so delicious. - Yeah.

- These are really good.

- So funny.

Like it's nothing set up outside.

- It's f---ing terrible.

- How's everybody doing in the galley?

- Excellent. - Good.

Bruno, how are you feeling about this evening?

- Excited for the cake.

- How are you feeling about everything?

The table setting? - Oh, the buffet outside?

- Yeah, everything.

- The buffet outside, I think it's basically terrible.

It's nothing set up outside.

- Will you please go tell Captain Lee

everything that you would've done differently

because he wants to know.

- Perfect. Oh my God.

- Bruno, how are you feeling

- Bruno, how are you feeling about this evening?

- The buffet outside,

I think it's terrible.

Nothing's set up outside.

- Please go tell Captain Lee

everything that you would have done differently.

- Perfect.

♪ ♪

- Bruno. - Wow.

Wow, I'm impressed.

Seriously.

Holy sh--.

Respect. I could never do that.

Nailed it. - Mm-hmm.

- That's exactly what more strikes gets you.

No matter what, they always tell you

"Nailed it."

I remember when I was green

and I thought I knew everything.

Right, Bruno? - That's right.

- I was an idiot. - [snickers]

- Don't try to get it perfect

because they're coming up in a minute and a half.

- All right.

- You have the cake all ready? - Yes, it is.

- Perfect, let's pull it out.

- I have chilled shots. - Oh!

- Want to follow me upstairs?

You can take 'em once we get up.

- I'm so excited to see what this is.

- Wow, this is amazing.

- Whoa. [laughs]

- Gorgeous! - Oh my God.

- Yes.

- All right, y'all need

to get your butts in the seats.

We need to be seated.

Let's get seated.

[excited chatter]

Aloha. - [speaks Hawaiian]

- I'm Don Ho's brother Ass.

[laughter]

By the power vested in me

by the great Hawaiian king Komonawannalaya--

[laughter]

I do declare this officially...

Jason Swing day.

- Yeah! [clapping]

- Let the games begin!

♪ ♪

- Whoo! - Yay!

[cheering]

[chatter]

- I'm definitely outside of my comfort zone.

But I am contributing.

If you're going to ask the crew to do it,

then you should step up to the plate

and sacrifice some of your dignity.

I mean, just look at me. I'm wearing a skirt.

I even got a pineapple stuck on a mop head.

I'm way out there.

[drumming]

- Yah! - I'm so impressed.

I was not expecting at all to party.

Kate knows a lot,

and I feel like I should keep myself humble

because I know that I have a lot to learn.

- Bruno and I are celebrating our two day anniversary.

[laughs]

- Oh my God. - It's insane.

- Captain, you look fantastic, I got to tell you.

- I demand a raise. [laughs]

- Jen, Kate... - Go ahead.

- Meet me on the main deck aft.

Aloha. - Can I eat dinner first?

- So did you have lunch?

- I had lunch, yes.

- Okay, guess who did not have lunch?

- You. - Right.

You got a two hour break, yes? - Yes.

- You and Bri are going to work together this evening.

You're going to help her make cocktails.

- Okay.

- Then you can be on deck

around or before 9 like I usually am

because I am going to be early girl tomorrow.

- Okay.

- Bri, I'm just writing out the plan

in case anybody gets confused.

I'm trying to communicate the plan.

Jen's gotten away with more

than any other stewardess.

I'm just sick of it.

I've tried managing, micromanaging.

I've tried macromanaging.

I think it's just time

for some good old fashioned shut up and work.

There's the plan. I'll see you at 9 a.m.

I'll see you 8 1/2 hours after you go to bed.

- Thank you.

- I just find out at this hour

that I have to stay up

and do the dishes before we go to bed,

and Bri is the one to relieve me.

I've worked 19 hours. I'm exhausted.

Kate has some issues, man.

This is like sadistic sh--.

- I got my ways. - Fabulous.

I hate life right now.

[tense music]

Miserable bitch.

F---ing piece of sh--.

- Next time on "Below Deck."

- These are ready to go? - Yes.

- You don't like it?

- If it were my restaurant,

a lot of things would've been sent back.

- What?

- Good call, Bruno. That's why you're here, buddy.

- I'm a little concerned with what I saw in the galley.

Why is Matt depending on Bruno for ideas?

He's a f---ing deckhand.

Shelly Snowdy, she wants her girlfriends

to get together and have a good time.

- May all your ups and downs be under the sheets.

[laughter]

- My wife Mary Anne's coming in today.

Good to see you. - How did you meet?

- Here we go again. - Jen's late.

The longer you are late, the more you will pay.

If you want to be here, shut your mouth and listen--

- It's hard for me-- - Hard for you to listen?

- This is a friend. - You're not my friend.

- We're going to have a new deckhand.

- Look who it is!

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