Original subtitles

- Previously on "Below Deck":

- Fastest two will get two-hour breaks.

The slowest two will get one-hour breaks.

I've tried training Jen.

I can lead a horse to water,

but I can't make her think.

Bri is done. Jen is still f---ing going.

- I'm working the hardest

and Bri is being rewarded for it.

It's f---ed up.

I left my daughter

to go after my dreams,

but this is a living nightmare.

[electronic music]

- Josh is my older brother.

It's actually really good that he's coming down.

- Easy J. I wanted to ask

if you want to go to dinner with me.

- True gentleman knows how to court a lady,

and he takes the time to make the right move.

- I got my own steak juice up in the club.

- We're doing it big-time, girl.

See you later.

- I'll be back on the 22nd.

Did you want to get together?

- Nope.

- It's hard as a chef

to not have your life

affect your work,

and that has to stop for me.

- Me being the boatswain and all,

if we can all just work together...

- I just broke up with my girlfriend.

It's just an emotional burden

and it's something I don't want to deal with.

- Recently got engaged

and looking forward

to celebrating their engagement

with some of their closest friends.

- We gotta get this party started.

- I have nothing against

an older gentleman wanting to date a younger lady.

- I'm not happy with that.

More champagne for you.

They haven't done our luggage?

- If you're gonna do that,

you should probably pick a quieter one.

- What the f---? [laughs]

- Get inside right now.

We need to put all the luggage away.

- I want everybody

to get in their swimsuits.

- It's gonna be a long 48 hours.

- Oh my god, I hate this!

Ooh, I hate this.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[swelling electronic music]

- What are you doing?

We gotta go get in our swimsuits.

- Oh...

- I feel like I've been waiting on luggage

for a long time. - I'll do it right now.

Anchor? Bruno, I need you right now.

All this luggage is still sitting here.

- We need luggage in rooms.

Like, yesterday.

- We need to put all the luggage away.

- EJ is my boss,

and I'm trying my hardest

just to embrace the situation,

but it's hard not to just

jump in and lead everybody

and just be the boatswain.

- We're good? - Yep. Thank you.

Thank you, buddy. I really appreciate it.

- Hey, Jen? Go unpack the master.

- Oh, I hate this. - Yeah.

- It may be too soon to tell,

but I'm getting the feeling

that I hate these people.

- Yeah.

- I feel like

I'm back in elementary school

with the way that Brianna and Kate are acting.

Maybe I should be giving myself

the advice that I'm giving to my daughter.

Don't worry about it.

It's nothing to be stressed about.

- Okay. - I love you.

I'm allowing these bitches to get to me.

I'm just gonna let the sh-- roll off my shoulders.

- Okay, perfect.

You are awesome. Thank you.

- If there's anything I can get you,

just let me know. - Yeah, perfect.

♪ ♪

- Margarita. I want it

a little less sweet.

- Okay. Skinny Girl margarita,

not as sweet.

- Further in I get, the better off we're gonna be.

- Whoa, hey... - Hi!

- That's a heck of a swimsuit.

- Er, what?

- Looking good.

- Very nice.

- Mm. - Oooh!

- I like that. - Yeah.

- Get ready to drop on my mark.

Give me three shots, now.

What's it looking like?

- It's getting harder.

- Come on, baby.

- Okay, it's getting harder now.

- Come on, baby.

- Okay, we got a hard stay,

hard stay.

- Copy that. Let's lock it in.

- I think we're good.

- Jen, Jen, Kate. - Go ahead.

- Can you please come meet me in the twin guest cabin?

- Aww, you bought me a teddy bear!

[laughter]

- That's exactly what I would bring with me as an adult.

We've already got a boatload of crazy with these guests,

so the fact that Jen's laughing again--

I'll take it.

When she's happy, I'm happy.

When she's mad, I can't wait for it to be over.

I think they are all nuts.

[low string music]

♪ ♪

- Love you. [kisses]

- Ah, so you guys look cozy.

- Yeah. - We're relaxed.

- Is that the new principal there?

- Yeah. - I have a talk-to.

- Hi.

- I'll be your chef

the next couple days.

We have, for lunch,

a beautiful sirloin,

cut really thin,

on top of a nice salad

with Italian dressing.

Then we do, for dinner,

a grouper or a snapper.

I'm in great head-space right now.

There's no more baggage with my ex,

so I'm gonna do what I do best,

and they're gonna love it.

- Awesome. - There you go.

[electronic music]

- Let me get your booty.

- Oh, it hurts. - Sun's out, buns out.

- Perfect. - There we go.

- Dude, that chick in her f---ing bikini,

is f---ing amazing. - I know.

- I'll double-check with Chef Matt.

- Because if anything we can get it out fast...

- Sure. I'll let him know. - Yes? Okay, perfect.

- Sara just asked me about lunchtime,

because they want to go in it fast.

- Okay, great.

I'll set the table for them.

- Can I get a whole deck crew

just to run from top to bottom,

just making sure everything's stowed,

no pillows have blown away?

- Copy that.

- Another day on the water. - Yeah.

This is a pretty little spot.

- Paradise.

- Down in the islands, man.

- [imitates Jamaican accent] Yah, man.

- What's going on, Bru-ster?

- Swim platform's all set up, yo.

- Whoo-hoo!

Where is the music?

Cheers! I'm gonna go ask him for music,

but cheers in the meantime. - Cheers.

- Hi. We're looking for music.

Um, we realize--

- They will arrange it for you.

- Okay, perfect, yeah.

We need the jams.

- A couple more margaritas,

you'll never be able to get outside.

[electronic music]

- Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna follow you up when I have more ice.

♪ ♪

- Pinot. You're welcome. - Thank you.

- Lunch is ready whenever you are.

- Fantastic. - Cool.

Yeah, we--oh, music!

We can do that.

- Okay.

Hi, how can I help you?

- I'm looking for Malbec. - We are--do you have a Malbec?

- You mean from Argentina?

Yeah, I have them upstairs. Is that

what you want with lunch? - Yes.

- Okay. - I think so.

- Perfect, we'll bring it out. - Fantastic.

- Hey, hottie! - Where's the music?

I requested music.

Ugh. Can't stand it.

- Um, Bri? They're requesting music.

Do you guys keep it somewhere? Uh, the music?

- It was last seen on main deck, aft.

You want to look there or in the sky lounge?

- They're pushing my buttons already.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- Let's do this now.

- Steak Greek salad with feta.

- Thank you.

- We gotta cheers to

this wonderful life we have.

- Yes. - Who gets to do this?

- Yes. - We do.

- Excellent.

- I don't know. I'm picky with salad.

- What do you think, babe?

- Really good.

- Mm.

- Can anyone see the speaker for this?

♪ ♪

- Sorry, I don't know.

- I don't work on interior.

- This was excellent.

- She's cute. - Yeah.

- Just curious of what our lunch could be.

♪ ♪

Is this our full lunch?

- Yes. - Okay, I'm good with that.

- They seem so happy about their engagement.

- Such a beautiful thing.

- Definitely true love. - [laughs]

- All right, I'm gonna go change swimsuits.

- Do you guys know

where is the speaker?

- Let the interior just worry about that stuff.

- I'm asking them everything. They don't know nothing.

- On the bridge now... guys.

- That's, uh, interior for you.

- Not hired for their brains, are they?

[percussive dance music]

- Gonna jump with me?

- No. - Oh, yeah.

- Jen loves cool sh--.

- Three, two, one.

- Oh!

- Belly flop.

[motor whirring]

- Whoo!

- Oh my gosh.

I feel like I'm at a summer camp

for drunk third-graders.

- [laughs]

- Whoo!

- [mockingly] Waaa!

- Whoo!

You see anything down there?

- Okay.

- Where's the shots?

- Certainly they've got to

slow it down at some point.

- Whoo!

- Coming up:

- My husband likes you. - Well, thank you!

- You are not allowed to leave.

- Let's just take it all. - Don't take it off.

- Whoo!

[electronic music]

- How they doing out there?

- Good.

- Guys doing okay on drinks?

- Lots of Patrón, on the rocks.

- It's 5:39. Where's our crew?

I need a shot.

- Uh-oh.

- Okay, ladies. - Hi.

- Everybody is ready for something.

They're about to freak out, so...

- Yeah, I'm bringing it out, right now.

- Let me know when you have.

- Okay. Sara came and told y'all

shots, right?

'Cause that was like a request.

- Do you want shots now?

- Now you can

do a cucumber gimlet,

and then, um... - We're on it.

- Okay! Perfect. Thank you, ladies!

both: You're welcome.

- Nothing worse than drunk people in the galley.

- Oh, I know.

- Jen? You can drop that off?

- I'm going to break.

- Bri... - You can go on break

for two hours.

- There's three, yep.

- Thank you. - Amazing!

You made a cucumber gimlet!

- Yes! - Thank you.

That is blonde service.

- Yay. - Thank you so much.

- That makes me feel good.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- So... - Mm?

- Two days.

- Yes? - While my brother's here.

- Ah! A-ha!

Everything moves a lot faster in yachting.

If this was a land-based relationship,

I probably wouldn't be meeting the family,

but I think this is exactly what

Nico needs.

- He's a really, really cool guy.

- That's cute. - Yep.

- You guys have a nice relationship.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Be great yachting AF.

- Yachting AF!

♪ ♪

- Do you guys have lime, uh, soda?

- Yes, ma'am.

- You're beautiful.

- Thanks.

I'll be back.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you guys about ready

to move to the table for dinner?

- Yeah, absolutely.

♪ ♪

- This looks so pretty.

- Congratulations on your engagement.

- Yay!

- Cheers, yes.

- Cooking for intoxicated guests

isn't the most pleasant thing.

Are they really liking the food or are they just

blowing smoke up your ass?

It makes the job a little easier,

but tonight, I'm making some great seafood dishes

that even their palates should be able to handle.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- You guys are amazing.

- So Matt has prepared

a garlic corn

with a sesame-sear tuna

and a ginger glaze bok choy.

- Oh my god, I love this.

[bass-heavy music]

- Local grouper with a red pepper sauce.

- I love it, Matt. The colors are beautiful.

- Thanks.

- Here you are.

The local grouper, a jasmine rice,

and that's a little lemon-lime fennel on the top.

I can tell that Matt's trying a little bit extra-hard.

If I could have this Matt's food all the time,

that'd be great.

- Great. - And then you guys

were going to change into your pajamas?

And we've got such a fun little pajama party

up on the bunny pad, under the stars.

- Cheers.

♪ ♪

- Can you help me, please?

They want to have a pajama party,

so I'm thinking bunny pad is perfect place,

so let's make, like, a pillow fort up there.

- I have a sarong

that has the universe on it. [chuckles]

- That's exactly what we need.

- I'm so impressed. I love this chef.

I want to take him home with me.

Can we have a chef?

- Sure.

- And I got a lot of sheets.

- What I'm thinking is

we build the pillows all around it

make an entrance to it, like an igloo.

- Nice.

- I've never seen pajamas so not-wrinkled.

- You want a pajama party?

- We need pillows lined up in a cool manner

- Some cushion for all the pushin'.

- Baker's a little aggressive,

and it makes me a little nervous,

but it's also kind of intriguing,

'cause it's different.

The lighting is good, though.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Pajama party ace, stat.

It's up top in the bunny pad?

Okay.

- I think these will be cute for you.

The red ones,

and then the black ones for him.

- My husband likes you.

- Well, thank you.

- She's cute. - Yeah.

[rhythmic music]

- Leave our door... - You are not allowed to leave.

She's... hot.

- Um... - Let's just take it all.

- Don't take it off!

And all of a sudden, there's titties in my face.

No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.

- I'm giving you what you want:

lots of sexiness. - No, no.

And the titties are...

not titties that I'm used to seeing--

not that I'm used to seeing titties.

All right. - Give me a hug.

Give me a hug. - Oh, do you want a shirt?

They're--

They're old titties?

Well, you have options.

Aah!

I'm gonna go take a hot shower.

- Color-changing lights that I had, in, like, the--

- In the cas-- like, the casino party,

and they are all, like, bars...

Long bars.

- What happened? - I got trapped in a room,

and I was told to hug and undress.

- Oh, wow.

- I have not ever been propositioned

by a married couple before.

Maybe she smells that it's been a while since,

you know, I went downtown,

but, no.

[screams] Sorry. I'm a little bit traumatized.

I just need to breathe for a second.

- All right. - [laughs]

- Well, I was very excited to have a pajama party.

However, now that I've met these guests,

I understand they meant

"lingerie party."

♪ ♪

- This is awesome!

♪ ♪

- Welcome to the ultimate pajama party.

- Oh, perfect.

- Oh, wow, look at this.

- No, I have no panties on.

- Scotch on the rocks. - Second. Second!

- Okay, okay, uh, the guests would like

Scotch on the rocks. They want to know

what's the best kind

of Scotch we have. - Whoo!

- Let me see that sucker. - No.

- Jerry would like a Coke.

- What year is that Scotch,

by the way?

- I think you'd probably

prefer a Glenmorangie.

This isn't a drive-through

at McDonald's for alcohol.

- If I came

to a chartered boat,

you better believe

we are going to drink every drop of alcohol,

so I can't hate them.

I can just be jelly.

- This is not so bad.

- I love you, lady.

- Yeah, yeah. - Come on in!

- Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

- Over. - Love it!

- This is awesome.

- This is fun!

- This is so adorable.

- Whoo!

- All right. Let's go to bed.

Going to bed. Have fun.

- It's not even midnight, and we're going to bed.

- Yes, indeed.

♪ ♪

- Damn. - I love you!

- Mm-hm. Living the dream right now.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna help you.

- You don't need to.

- Damn, girls. You are...

- This is neat, considering...

Like, when Kate's up here,

there's trash everywhere, and just, like...

- Kate, Nico, and EJ, could I see you

in the wheelhouse for a moment?

- On my way.

- Okay, cap. - Hi.

- I was thinking of going over to Crocus.

- For the beach party?

- Crocus is where we had the beach party last time.

I'd like to put it up.

- Gonna be interesting.

By all means, buddy, let's do it.

Put your money where your mouth is.

- Crocus it is.

- What time do you want to do that?

- I would be doing that relatively soon...

- Okay. - 'Cause it's gonna take us

an hour to get over there.

- Okay.

- And that will keep them occupied.

- Coming up:

- Everyone's just moving

slow as f--- today.

- I've missed all sun-time,

'cause we've been sitting here.

- [growls]

- Great. It's what the f--- I need.

- Grab it, Bruno!

[peppy music]

- EJ, are we going straight to the beach, right?

- Yeah.

- We're not gonna put any toys out.

We're just gonna do the beach setup today.

Canopy chairs,

cooler, cornhole.

Three of us set up, if you don't mind.

- Go ahead, man.

- I respect the ranks and hierarchy,

but I want to prove to Captain Lee

that I can be boatswain,

so if I need

to run a beach picnic, I'll run it,

- Yeah. Sounds good to me, man.

- Here you go. You're welcome. - Thank you.

- The chef suggested

we start breakfast.

- You don't have to ask twice.

- Okay, so this is the plan.

They are going to the beach.

- Right. - And...

I was thinking make an awesome bar setup.

- I wanna encourage them to do water sports

and maybe less alcohol. - Yeah.

- Bruno, honey, it's 9:35 a.m.

Nobody needs your

cooler of drinks yet.

How many chefs are too many chefs

in the kitchen?

- What did she just say?

- I said, Bruno,

"How many chefs are too many chefs

in a kitchen?"

- Two. - Huh. Yeah.

[percussive music]

There you go. You're welcome.

- Morning. - Hello.

[upbeat music]

- Would that be ready now?

- All set. - Okay. Thank you.

[talking indistinctly]

The special today is

a mushroom, onion, and cheese omelet.

- Perfect.

- What we're planning next

is guys in ties, girls in pearls...

- Ugh. - Beach party.

I know. I just can't...

- Jen, I got a pearl necklace for you

to wear to the beach party.

But it also comes with a whistle.

- Yes. - If you're ever

not feeling safe.

- I have a question

for you, Kate. - Yes.

- Everybody on their preference sheets

says lunch things like

deli meats, ham, prosciutto, bread,

I was thinking of, like, um, tacos.

- What?

No, no, no.

I heard Bill talking about prosciutto.

- Okay.

- And three different kinds of sandwiches, right?

- With, like, a toothpick, with an--

with an olive on the top, kind of thing.

- Oh, yeah. Or-- - And with cucumber.

- Or, like, a nice spread, or a different cheese.

- That's a great idea. - Bow tie

and, like, a mozzarella ball salad.

- Ooh, nice. - Because they want

bow ties and pearls.

- That's easy. - I know.

I do like working with Matt, because,

I mean, I'll just suggest the most obvious things,

and it's like I am a genius.

- Cool.

[instrumental pop music]

♪ ♪

- That's a cute swimsuit. - Thanks.

- He's gonna do the beach stuff,

she's gonna do snorkeling, you're gonna do the cooler.

- Oh, I love that. - Ooh, ooh, ooh.

- Vodka, Patrón, and limes. - Whatever you need.

- Bacon. BLTs.

- So what, kinda, is the plan for today?

- There's a really beautiful beach for your lunch

called Crocus Bay.

We'll be there in about an hour.

- Yay!

Kumatoes.

♪ ♪

- We'll just have to make two runs.

♪ ♪

- Some of them brought their own.

- Those are cute

for, like, the party, though.

So we have four ninja things

that are fully functional.

- Would you like one?

- Yes.

- Seriously?

- There's limes there.

I think this interior team

is the most dysfunctional team I ever met in my life.

You'd be fired in a second on the cruise ships.

[growls]

- Hey, Baker, how many towels do I need to grab?

- Hey, Bruno, Bruno, Kate?

- I feel like they're not ready to touch.

- Yeah.

- Deck crew, deck crew, Kate?

- Nobody answering their radio.

- Kate, whenever you're ready.

- I'm gonna run to the beach.

[upbeat music]

I hate... the beach.

- EJ, EJ, I should have the beach set up by 2:00.

- Roger.

- Hey, Nico.

Right here? - Yeah.

[grunts with exertion]

Ah.

See if this will fly away.

- Um...

Open here, close here.

You need a hand?

- Jesus, f---.

- It's like a sail. - Hopefully not.

- Ready to, like, actually do something.

- Everyone's just moving slow as f--- today.

I don't know why.

- We're waiting on a schedule,

but we're ready to do something.

- Let's get that up as quick as you can, guys, okay?

- These guys do wanna go to shore.

- They're not set up on shore yet.

Transporting a bunch of chairs to the beach,

setting up the tent,

and helping the girls in transporting the food--

It's not rocket science here,

and Nico should be more on top of this.

- Yeah, bocce ball, we brought.

I forgot the cornhole. F---.

- Hey, Baker. - Uh-huh?

- Can you help me get the tables ready,

in case the guests come?

- F---.

Grab it, Bruno!

- Like, what the f---.

- It's broken. - Oh, yeah.

- I think that one's garbage.

- Yeah, it's broken.

- Great. It's what the f--- I need.

- I mean, I've missed all sun time

'cause we've been sitting here.

- What time? - 2:37.

- [laughs nervously] It's all f---ed up.

Unbelievable.

- You know what would've been really nice?

If we could've used that cabana.

That would've been so great.

I just don't think Nico's thinking clearly right now.

I think he's stressed out,

and I think he's just in over his head.

- This charter's just starving to hell already.

Nobody's on the same page, and no wonder,

when no one wants to listen.

- Nico, Nico, Lee.

Tell me something, please.

- Okay, do we need to start complaining?

Because this is taking forever.

- Kate, Kate, Bri. Hey, when can we

send the guests over?

- Um...

- Coming up:

- [singsong] Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen.

- I think you're very pretty. Pick up that deck of cards.

- Yep, hmm, that's my butt.

- She's got a cute butt.

- This is taking forever.

- This is taking forever. - Kate, Kate, Bri.

Hey, when can we

send the guests over? - Um...

- 2:37.

- That was our wheels-up time for the beach.

- We are good.

- We're ready when you guys are.

- Copy. Are you guys ready? - Yep.

- Well, this better be a hell of a beach setup.

They've taken a long f---ing time.

- I don't know what's going on with Nico,

but this whole thing's going nowhere fast.

It's a clusterf---.

- All right, wheels up! - Whoo!

Let's do it!

[electronic music]

- You're gonna stand here, 'cause you're so petite

and perfectly-sized, and you're gonna tell them

what is what.

Oh, yeah.

- Hey, Kate, is there a little boys' room?

- Yeah, just right around that way.

I think the guests might be

lucky that Jen declined

their proposition,

because, in my experience,

she never finishes any job she starts.

- That's dish is actually delicious.

- Mm! Bowtie pasta's good.

[rhythmic music]

- Okay. Now he's--

- Aren't they? They really are.

- Hey, thank you! - Here you go.

- You're a rock star.

- These bubbles suck.

- Gorgeous. - I need water.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Hey, Jen, I'm gonna leave you with the guests.

I'll take this stuff back.

- I'm not--I'm not a cigar connoisseur.

- No, but it was good.

- We're not either. [laughs]

- Water.

- Water?

- Yeah, I've asked for it, like, three times now.

- Did you ask her? - Yes.

- Just so you know, it does get dark at 6:00.

- Can we go back now? - Whenever you want.

- Now? - I think now.

Get your bums up!

[electronic dance music]

- You got all that? You need any help?

- No.

♪ ♪

- Nico, this is Baker. My radio was off.

Did you need me right now?

- The guests are coming back now.

- Watch yourself.

- Dude, I'm sexy AF.

This swimsuit is giving me life.

- Yeah, the beach was my sh--show.

How do you think interior's doing?

- This is extremely slow.

- A guest asked me for a water, and I'm like,

"Let me grab water for you," and she's like,

"Yeah, just to let you know,

I was waiting for that."

- It was--it wasn't high-end yacht charter.

- No, it wasn't.

♪ ♪

- You look fabulous.

- Oh, you look good, too.

♪ ♪

- It's hot.

- There are days as a chef

where I went, "Oh, I am sh--. I am terrible at this."

- Really?

- And then there are charters where I'm going, "Yes,

it's back. Flavors are perfect."

♪ I am so good! ♪

- Hi. - Whoo-hoo!

- I get to look at a pretty picture.

- Oh, I was just thinking the same thing.

- Cheers to Rob.

This trip would not be possible

if I didn't have this man right here

working his butt off. - I'll say.

- I have to say.

- Hey, here's to Mr. Wonderful.

- Yes. - Whoo!

- EJ, EJ, Lee.

- Go ahead. - Grab Nico

and meet me on the bridge.

- Roger.

- Yes.

Let's do this now. - Looks amazing.

- Thank you so much.

[laughter]

- First course:

vegetarian truffle carbonara.

- Mm.

- That is so good.

- More.

♪ ♪

- Matt, they're loving it. - Thank you.

- Today, to me, was just a clusterf---.

We were just kind of behind the eight ball all day.

We're not paying attention to the details.

I don't know how many times

I heard you call somebody on the radio today.

Nobody's f--ing paying attention.

I'm disappointed in Nico,

and I don't think he's living up to his potential.

Everybody knows, if I've got a f---ing pet peeve,

it's this goddamn radio.

- I gave Nico the chance

to be the boatswain for the day,

and put his money where his mouth is,

and he still messed it up.

It upsets me a lot,

because I want him to succeed.

I want him to be at the level where he needs to be

to handle the rest of the season,

because if he keeps messing up, he's out of here.

- Let's just try and keep it focused

and keep it going until we get to the end.

Okay? - All right, Cap.

- Oh, Cozy has a chair!

- There we go. That sweet little buddy.

I love that guy.

- Wasabi mash,

with a caper-ginger reduction

with a local mahi.

- It looks really, really pretty.

- Thank you.

- That's right, honey.

- [chanting continuously] ♪ Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen ♪

- Oh, yeah. Oh, my Jen-let!

- Go girl, go girl.

- This is local mahi

with a wasabi mash.

- Ooh, and capers! I love.

- And capers. - Mm.

- You have brown eyes. - Yes.

- Very beautiful. - Cute AF.

- One of the captain's biggest pet peeves

is, like, the radio bullsh--.

People not answering back.

- I completely understand.

- Nico boy...

You know, I just kind of

in a sense lost hope with him.

Getting on his ass to do things

is not gonna make him a better person,

'cause he's not trying to do any better.

You know?

So... - Yeah.

- Whoo! - Yeah, yeah!

- Hey, guys. This is called an Eton's mess.

- I love this.

- Jen, you reappeared! - Huh?

- Got it. - Jen, could you pick up

that deck of cards?

Just pick up that deck of cards.

- This is great.

- Yep. Mm, that's my butt.

- Look at her cute butt. She's got a cute butt.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm ready.

- She just touched my butt.

It just--it happened.

- Unfortunately, I guess we serve too much,

so they think, maybe, "Hey, I can

sexually harass the yacht crew."

However, as an experienced yachtie,

you learn how to deal with

these kind of charter guests,

and unfortunately, Jen is not a yachtie.

- Y'all are having too much fun.

- I know it.

- Okay, I'm gonna...

do a glass of that.

- I think it's on the table.

- I brought it for you. - Thank you.

- It's out here.

Yeah, you're fine.

- Can you ice that for me?

- Yes. We will get it super ice-cold.

- Listen, Jen... - Yeah?

- I think you might be giving them

mixed signals you don't realize

that you like this.

"Oh, no." And the hand

was, like, around here.

- 'Cause I didn't want her coming--

I was protecting you guys.

- Okay. All right.

- I'm gonna go to bed soon.

If you need anything, my radio's on.

- Word up. - Word to your mother.

[low-pitched jazz music]

♪ ♪

- I wanted to step up and just prove to Captain Lee

I can run this team, I can take the responsibility,

and we don't need EJ,

and clearly, I failed at that.

♪ ♪

- So, it's 10:30.

- That's fine. Just hand me that glass and good night.

- Good night, guys!

- Thank you, Bri.

[electronic pop music]

- Hey.

Whoa!

♪ ♪

- Holy smokes, Baker.

- Lord have mercy.

- Baker's got this style about her that I like.

- Yee, all right!

- Something about that accent.

I don't know what it is,

but it just-- it kinda turns me on.

Have a good sleep.

- Let's go check the guest rooms

really quick before they go to bed.

- Sh--. Okay, love you. Good night.

- Good night.

- I don't know. Are they--

- [laughs] - In and out.

In and out. - Don't say "in and out."

They'll hear you bellowing. - [laughs]

- Come on, baby, let's go.

♪ ♪

- Night time, honey.

- I know.

♪ ♪

- Coming up:

- I, for one, am not really

happy with being mediocre.

- Come on, baby, let's go.

[cymbal-heavy music]

♪ ♪

[mellow rhythmic music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning.

- What a day, huh?

- Lee thinks this charter went horrible.

[blows raspberry]

- Uh, honestly, I think that too.

- Yeah. - I mean, you've not only

stepped up to help as a sous chef,

but you've also helped the interior

as a steward. - Yep.

- I'm so glad that

I'm not alone on this one.

- Let's go, Bru-bru.

- [laughs]

Good morning, Captain.

- Good morning.

We got the anchor at 9:00, sir.

- Start getting it up.

♪ ♪

- Anchor waterline.

- Put it away.

- Lock her up.

Anchor in the bucket.

- Copy that. Well done.

- Perfect pull, my friend. Good job.

- Let you know, we're gonna have breakfast out really soon.

- Okay.

- Love the stovetop.

It's the best stovetop ever.

- Trip's flown by, hasn't it? - Yeah, it kinda has.

At least we weren't the snooze cruise.

We were extra booze cruise.

- Port Louis marina, motor yacht "Valor."

- Motor yacht "Valor," this is Port Louis.

Good morning.

- Good morning. We're on our way in.

Is our dock free and clear?

- That's a negative, captain.

Um, there was an emergency. One of the boats--

it placed itself on the docks,

and for now we've got to put you on standby

on the brick wall.

- That son of a bitch.

How long are we gonna be on that wall?

- Hopefully, for the next two hours.

- What if we, um,

dropped anchor and cut them off by tender

until the slip's clear?

- That's what we're gonna have to do.

- Scrambled eggs?

- How soon? - Would you like some?

- Yes, please.

- Bonjour! - Bonjour!

- Good morning. - How'd y'all sleep?

- Well, I slept like a baby.

I don't even remember going to sleep.

- [laughs]

- So, someone's in our slip,

so that's a problem.

We're dropping anchor.

- All crew. I'm gonna need everybody

on the main deck aft at 15.

- Bruno and Nico, when you're done changing,

uh, check out the rooms.

See if anyone's ready with luggage.

- Copy that.

- Give me two shots now.

♪ ♪

- Two in the water. - That should do us.

- We're tendering them to shore.

- Yes, we are. - Okay.

- I've dropped the hook. - Yep.

- The "Intrepid's" approaching.

- Okay, guys, I need this luggage all down.

- Hey, you look so pretty.

- Thank you. You guys look great.

There's been a change in our plans.

So, we're gonna take the "Intrepid"

to take you to shore today. - Okay.

- Oh, you go. You do it.

- Let's get everybody on the aft deck now

for guest departure.

- What's up, Burnsy?

- I'm excited to meet your bro.

- Dude, I'm so excited.

[electronic pop music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs] - Thank you, thank you.

- Hey, thanks for everything.

- There you go. Thank you. Great.

- I couldn't anything. - Yeah. No worries.

- What a margarita maker.

We appreciate that.

- Captain, thank you so much.

I know that we can try people's nerves at times,

- Not at all. - With a little bit

of, uh, alcohol going around,

but I'm sure you're used to that on the charter.

I think it's only fair that you, uh,

have this for the crew... - Thank you so much.

- And I hope you enjoy it.

Thank you so much.

- Hot mess express, out!

HME out.

Bye, guys!

- If I had to give an acronym for these guests,

it would be GTFO.

- We'll try to come back next week!

[laughter]

- N.

- CCOS: coolest crew of the sea.

- Let's go to work.

♪ ♪

- Attention, motor yacht "Valor."

Your slip has opened up. Head on in.

- All right, let's get this anchor up.

♪ ♪

- ...charter. - Thanks, yeah.

- Stay sane.

You went, like, above and beyond.

You really, like, killed it. - Oh. Thank you.

- Showtime, ladies and gents.

- Do this smooth and steady, Baker, you know?

- Yeah. - No nervousness.

Chuck it to him. Go ahead.

- I just appreciate.

- I like this conversation,

and I 100% agree.

You did so well.

- Lock it in.

- Good job, Bruno.

[blues music]

♪ ♪

- So my--my brother's in town right now.

I told him if I get-- - What time he's coming back?

- Well, I told him

I want to take him to the beach,

and then get into, uh, like, a party bus,

and do, like, some bar-hopping.

I'll talk to whoever else wants to go,

but if you guys want to come with...

- I'm in. - All crew, all crew,

I need you guys

down in the crew mess ASAP.

- Copy. - Roger that.

♪ ♪

- What's up, guys?

- Hello, hello.

♪ ♪

- The envelope.

I think some of us are

making some strides forward.

I think some of us are just treading water.

I, for one, am not really

happy with being mediocre.

- Well, basically, it makes me feel horrible,

'cause I want to hear that we all are the best.

- We got 18 grand.

That's okay.

I want to see that $23,000, $24,000 tip roll in,

but we're not earning that kind of money now.

So that's like, 1,620 apiece?

Bru-bru.

- There you go.

- Please, take to heart

what I said.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- My brother's in town. I'm gonna grab us some beer

and then, um, we're gonna leave at 4:00.

- That's a great idea.

- Heck yeah, yeah. You never know.

Like, it's a vibe thing.

♪ ♪

- Ooh.

Where's everyone at?

Ah, hey!

[laughter]

- What's going on? - Oh!

F---. Man, this is awesome.

How's it going? - Good. How are you?

- Take your f---ing shoes off, man.

Just scrubbed the deck.

Given the circumstances

with my brother passing away,

it's amazing to have

my older brother come

and kind of reset my brain

and just kind of help me out emotionally.

Not too bad, huh?

- And you want to come back to Chicago?

- I don't know anymore.

- Bruno! - Hey, how're we doing?

- Josh. - Bruno.

- Bruno? Nice to meet you, man.

- This is, uh, big brother man.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Welcome aboard.

- Thanks, thank you.

[electronic pop music]

- Jen...

Move your culito.

We are ready to go.

- Okay. - Burnsy!

- Well, hello. - Hey. Hello.

- This is, um... - Josh.

- Sh--. Burnsy. - Nice to meet you, Josh.

- Nice to meet you.

- Captain.

this is my brother Josh.

- How're you doing, sir? - Older brother?

- Yes. - Older brother, yeah.

- What are you doing on board?

- Bri, this is Josh.

- How're you doing? Josh. - Good. How are you?

- Nice to meet you, Bri.

- What was your name? - Josh. And yours?

- Josh. Jen. - Jen. Nice to meet you.

- He's cute.

I feel like he has the potential

to be an ex-lover of mine.

- [laughs]

- Coming up:

- Holy moly!

[all carousing excitedly]

- Let me see the bottom of your feet, homie.

- All right, they're dirty. - You're walking

on our f---ing yacht.

- Talking sh-- again? - Yeah, I am.

- Let's go.

- Let's do this sh--.

Vámonos, chicos. - Yeah, man.

- Brothers McFly.

- Dangerous duo. - Party bus tonight. Whoo.

[percussion-heavy music]

- It's so pretty.

- Beautiful.

- This is us.

- This is really happening.

Ah, I wanna get in there.

- Nico. Is that a third nipple?

- Yes.

- I have one too. - Do you?

- Yeah, triple nipple club!

- Triple nipple club.

- Yeah, man.

- We should've brought shorts. Damn it.

- Cheers, Brus!

- Cheers, big ears!

- Let's take a walk, check out the water.

- God, I gotta get some color on. [laughs]

- Yeah.

- What's been going on? Just working hard?

- Mom's doing good?

- Uh, she's doing all right, yeah.

- It's been pretty crazy, us being down here,

and starting over with new crew,

and we gained a boatswain, which surprised me.

- Which one's the boatswain?

- EJ. - EJ. Oh.

- You know which one the boatswain is.

Douchebag.

Going from being a mate

to a deckhand,

and then having a boatswain above me--

not too happy about that.

- In yachting, you always, like,

move through the dating process

pretty quickly, you know? - Mm-hm.

- Like, you guys are already living together.

- [laughs]

- So now you're meeting the family.

- [laughs] Now I--yes.

The thing that's happening between Nico and I--

it's fun, it's fun now,

but we haven't talked long-term.

I don't think like that.

- Been kind of f---ing misbehaving a bit.

- Have--yeah? - Yeah.

- Well, f---ing Melissa

was putting a lot of stress on me.

She didn't want me to come down.

She wasn't getting along with me,

and I told her, I was like, "We need to hold this off,

and I'm gonna do what I need to do here," and so,

she's like, "All right, fine.

F---ing do what you want to do"

and, you know, this chick, Bri,

she's a f---ing cool chick.

She's beautiful, and...

- Uh-oh. - Yeah.

- [laughs]

- I didn't--I didn't s-- I didn't--

well, I slept with her, but not, like...

- With her?

Just be open about it, man.

- I am being open about it.

I'm being honest to her

and, you know, the thing is,

is right now, I don't need someone

you know, giving me that troubles.

It's hard.

- When things get rough, don't--don't always

look to run, you know?

- But I'm not saying

I can't get a little bit loose.

[laughter]

- We need a bonfire! - Huh?

- Make me a fire, bitch.

- Whoa. - Whoa, all right.

- Josh is like, "Give me a machete

"and give me the tree.

Everybody back up!"

- You're so hot. All you gotta do is just, like,

hold a dry leaf

and then, whoosh!

- Whoosh? - That's how fires are made.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- God, this is nice, though.

Look at where we are.

- Yeah, this is dope.

- I'm a little nervous.

Do I hug her? Do I kiss her?

What do I do?

- I need to go check on these mo-fos.

- Oh, I don't know...

Let's go have a seat somewhere

or something.

- EJ--he got some moves up the sleeve.

- Oh. Ugh.

- Whoo!

- Damn it, Baker.

- That was my bad.

- Oh, damn it.

- Ah! - Let's go, people.

♪ ♪

- That happened. - Let's go.

- Hi. - Hi.

- This is pretty cool.

Like an old English bus. - Hey, guys!

- Welcome to the party bus.

- He's already getting started.

- Cheers, captain. Can I get two of those?

Tonight, I'm getting loose.

Freako is coming out!

It's happening.

- There's a stripper pole!

- Yeah, man! - And the bus,

she rolling, man.

♪ ♪

- Whoo!

- Holy moly!

- Whoo!

[all talking and yelling excitedly]

[rhythmic party music]

[laughter]

- Oh, crazy eyes.

- That's awesome.

- Whoo!

- I definitely feel Josh's vibes.

He's a little young, but he's definitely my type.

- Whoo!

I mean, I could...

- Something's happening.

- Ooh, that was a workout.

- I got some cigars for us.

- Josh, I'm f---ing hooking you guys up.

- Gosh, I have to pee.

I have to--I have to

change into yoga pants.

- Last, last.

- Oh my god, dude.

Holy f---. I gotta clean my feet.

- Ew. - I'm so thankful

I didn't walk on the teak.

- The party bus was f---ing

skanky as all could be.

- I have to go somewhere. I don't know where.

- If anyone's feet look like this,

please wash them.

Baker, wash your feet. - Shut up.

- Where did Jen go?

- Hey. Hey, Josh.

Let's see the bottom of your feet, homie.

- F---.

- You're walking on our f---ing yacht. Let's see

the bottom of your feet. - All right, they're dirty.

- Well, wash them. You wanna get that sh--

all over our boat?

- You were. - Come on.

- What do you mean, "come on?"

You come on.

- EJ, why don't you chill out?

- You see what I'm doing here.

- I really don't care.

- Yeah, well, I do.

These guys are dicks.

Like brother, like brother.

- What?

Talking sh-- again, boy? - Yeah, I am.

[dramatic music]

- Next, on "Below Deck":

- Excuse me. I'm eating food.

- No, I'm just saying we have a lot to do.

- Last I checked, Kate was my boss, not you.

- Our feet are f---ing dirty.

I don't want our deck getting dirty.

- [slurred] Congratulations.

Why don't you clean up?

- One drunk Nico is bad.

Now I got two drunk Nicos.

- I'm just running away from drama.

- Eden Alpert. Owns her own restaurant.

- I'm sure we can accommodate you.

- I'm not even hungry anymore, so it's okay.

- F---, I need help.

Somebody jump in the water and get in the f---ing boat.

I need Bruno. I need you.

- Moron.

- I need to go to the hospital.

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