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New stream! Viral Hit channel begins

Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now. My ingrown toenail's hurting.

Are you sure you wanna give up now?

Anyway, I look forward to your next video.

I told you I'd have my revenge.

What's wrong with you?! Why are you doing this?!

Nice angle.

Hobin, I'm sorry.

Bye, Bomi.

Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.

The answer is within you.

Viral Hit

Rumi, congrats on hitting 100k subscribers!

Beauty tips NewTuber Rumi 100k Subscribers

Thanks. Now, buy me something.

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Hobin's not here again. It's been a month now.

Well, after what happened, it's only natural for him to want to hide.

One of the loser class becoming famous was too much to ask.

Say, weren't you friends with Hobin?

What? No way. Who said I was friends with that guy?

Episode 5

Friends

Anyway, Rumi, need a producer?

I have lots of experience, so I think I can help out in a lot of ways.

What are you doing?

I thought you and Hobin were besties.

Pakgo?

What? That loser?

I just had to put up with him as my business partner.

Seeing as how he's on the downward slope now, I don't really—

Yada, yada, yada.

You betrayed me to get on Hobin's side, and now you're betraying him, too?

Don't you ever get ashamed of sucking up to everyone you meet?

Suck-ups like you annoy me even more than Hobin.

Let's stream.

Okay.

Doesn't he get tired of being such a loser?

He's the worst. I never wanna be like him.

Yeah, that's right. I am the worst.

To survive, I suck up to those stronger than me.

What's wrong with that?

I can't fight or get good grades. This is the only way I can get a leg up.

I don't have a single friend to lend me a helping hand.

This world is loaded with idiots.

Hey, all you losers waiting around for me,

Heya

Heya

my lunch break stream starts now.

Heya

I'm back

Heya

I'm back

Heya

I'm back

Did you even eat lunch?

Heya

I'm back

Did you even eat lunch?

Like always, there are idiots complaining about whatever,

but like always, I'm gonna talk smack and make cash.

So funny how his personality's flipped

So funny how his personality's flipped

So funny how his personality's flipped

Better than pretending to be a good boy

So funny how his personality's flipped

Better than pretending to be a good boy

So funny how his personality's flipped

Better than pretending to be a good boy

Whatcha doin' today?

So funny how his personality's flipped

Better than pretending to be a good boy

Whatcha doin' today?

Even though he caused problems and already sank to the bottom once,

Hey, all of you haters! Don't like what you see? Get lost!

it wasn't long before he was accepted back into society again.

Fans are all I need.

Aw, yeah! 900k subs! Thanks, everyone!

Cool

Cool

Cool

Congrats

Cool

Congrats

Why's everyone giving this dirtbag money?

Cool

Congrats

Clap clap clap

Cool

Congrats

Clap clap clap

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What I really don't get is how this new style has made Pakgo super popular.

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Meanwhile, Viral Hit's subscriber count keeps falling.

No uploads at all?

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90k Subscribers

No uploads at all?

90k Subscribers

But it's no mystery why.

No uploads at all?

Did he quit NewTubu?

No uploads at all?

Did he quit NewTubu?

90k Subscribers

90k Subscribers

The main guy's gone and no videos are being uploaded.

No uploads at all?

Did he quit NewTubu?

So he's disappeared? Unsubbed

No uploads at all?

Did he quit NewTubu?

So he's disappeared? Unsubbed

There are still some waiting for him to return,

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Lalala

Let's hang on a little longer

Old fella

Ding

Kids these days need to learn patience!

Back in my day, we were built different

The old guy's still here

but who knows how long they'll stick around?

And it's all because of this lowlife.

What's a good way to get to a million subs?

Damn, he really doesn't care lol

Damn, he really doesn't care lol

Damn, he really doesn't care lol

lololol

Damn, he really doesn't care lol

lololol

Damn, he really doesn't care lol

lololol

Might as well just lie down lol

Damn, he really doesn't care lol

lololol

Might as well just lie down lol

Hey, Snapper.

Now what?

Yeah?

You know where Hobin lives, right? Get him to come to school tomorrow.

You want me to sell out my friend?

If you can get Hobin to come in and get my channel to a million subs,

I'll make you my cameraman again.

How despicable are you?! But...

Sure, I'll bring him.

This is an opportunity.

I never thought of him as a friend.

I have to survive, no matter what.

Ma'am!

You're Hobin's mom, right? Where is he right now?

Who are you? Hobin's friend?

There's no time for that! Tell me where your house is!

I need to make him come to school!

It's super urgent!

He isn't going to school?

I need him to be my scapegoat.

But I can't tell her that.

I just need to know your address.

I've been there before, but all the buildings look the same, so I don't remember where it is.

I'll do whatever it takes to survive.

3-10-11, Kitadai-cho, Higashi Tamagawa-shi

Here.

Sweet! I'm saved!

Weren't you supposed to convince him to come?

Thanks to you, I'm a laughingstock again.

Mission failed

Mission failed

How am I supposed to do my 50k yen project now?

Mission failed

That's 50k yen down the drain lol

Mission failed

That's 50k yen down the drain lol

Mission failed

That's 50k yen down the drain lol

Just go get him already

Mission failed

That's 50k yen down the drain lol

Just go get him already

I went to his house, but he wouldn't come out, no matter how much I called out to him.

Excuses, excuses. I made a promise to my viewers.

Lying again

Lying again

Lying again

Pakgo's so over the line

Lying again

Pakgo's so over the line

Lying again

Pakgo's so over the line

Come on, Pakgo!

Lying again

Pakgo's so over the line

Come on, Pakgo!

Fine.

Send Hobin a video message.

If he comes here, I'll let you go.

Hobin...

Don't come to school.

Pakgo's on a mission. He gets 50,000 yen if he beats you up.

If you come to school, he might literally kill you.

I'm serious. Just stay home.

I can't do it.

Name

Jihyeon Park

Age

Sex

Female

Physician

Heojun Kim

Nurse

Huata Park

Are you Hobin's classmate?

Uh, yeah, that's right.

I knew it! He told me about you.

About how he's glad to finally have a friend in class.

Huh?

He said school was much more fun now, thanks to his new friend.

I'm a backstabber who's all talk, yet you still call me a friend?

How can I betray you?!

Hey, Hobin. You watching?

You just gonna leave your friend to the wolves?

Come and save him already.

I get 50,000 yen if I can get your pants off.

Hobin... Don't you dare come.

Stay at home where it's safe!

Don't you dare come here!

Hey, c'mon.

If you're watching this, don't come to school at all—

Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.

Is this a surprise from Snapper? You should've told me.

Hobin?

Uh, what...

It's streaming live?

Huh?

Huh?

What?

Huh?

What?

Huh?

What?

Are they back?

Huh?

What?

Are they back?

What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Seriously?

Huh?

Seriously?

Huh?

Seriously?

It can't be!

Huh?

Seriously?

It can't be!

Viral Hit's returning video is called...

We've been waiting!

We've been waiting!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

Revenge match!

We've been waiting!

Welcome back!

Whatcha been up to all month?

Revenge match!

Huh? What's this guy saying?

"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."

Viral Hit

Viral Hit

Hobin, you idiot! You fool!

I told you not to come here!

Hobin's back!

Hobin's back!

Hobin's back!

Comeback stream!

Hobin's back!

Comeback stream!

Hey, Snapper. Make sure you film every move I make.

Whoa, he talks

Whoa, he talks

Whoa, he talks

What's that written on his hand?

Whoa, he talks

What's that written on his hand?

He's suddenly trying to act cool.

And then, when I say this line...

He even has notes. Did he practice those lines at home?

"Make sure you film evry move I make!" Catchphrase: "Don't miss this, viwrs!" And then, when I say this line...

And so many of the words are misspelled.

This guy's so stupid, it's starting to get cute.

Pakgo's gonna hit me.

How to get hit without getting hurt.

You crazy loser!

What are you doing, Hobin?

He totally beat that technique before.

How sad. Using the same moves again.

You know that won't work on me!

One Month Ago

"How to get hit without getting hurt" can easily be countered with an uppercut.

Only a real idiot would use the same move over and over just because it worked the first time.

Yup, I'm that idiot.

Just because the thing I'd learned worked once,

I got overconfident and believed I was a good fighter.

As a result, I shamed myself in front of Bomi.

How am I supposed to face her now?

Should I just never see her again?

What about my NewTubu?

After getting clobbered so badly, how can I face my viewers?

But then, what about my mother's hospital bills?

Why am I so weak?

Why must I always be so miserable?

If this were an anime, some miracle would suddenly make me stronger...

but this is reality.

No! I have one, too!

My own miracle!

How to Fight, Lesson 2: "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."

How to Fight Lesson 2

"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person"

Learning how to get hit without getting hurt is just the start.

This is where it really begins. Your dedication will be put to the test.

To learn the technique I will teach you now,

you will need to dedicate a whole month to it.

That long?

There are three essentials to fighting.

Three Essentials to Fighting

Number one, build!

Number 1:

Build!

Your body weight is an important factor when fighting.

Take in high-quality proteins to increase your muscle mass.

A pro athlete might have techniques that make up for differences in body size.

But you have no techniques, so what should you do?

You must build up a body that can withstand attacks.

That is not made for human consumption!

No, I can't! I'd rather die than drink that!

Oh, by the way, protein shakes are available for purchase nowadays. Please drink those.

The second essential for fighting is...

Number 2:

willpower!

Willpower!

Damn it!

Without willpower, you won't be able to build your body.

But don't overeat just to gain weight.

It might turn into fat, or just exit your body without being absorbed.

You must allow your body to absorb it efficiently.

I can't waste money on protein shakes!

Ah, here I am, worrying about money again!

Last of all: stamina!

Number 3:

Stamina!

Go to the pool immediately.

Swimming's the exercise that's most effective for building stamina.

Stamina is the endurance needed to hold out in a long fight.

Swimming is a sport that requires extreme stamina.

We'll also get you to do a specific action to more efficiently push your metabolism.

And that's to swim with your hands balled up into fists.

This is a special technique devised by me!

Swimming pools are full of cheerful extroverts!

I can't go there! The public bath will do for me!

Hey, kid! Don't swim in the bath!

This is so tough.

Finally, remember this one thing.

There won't be any dramatic changes in your build or stamina in just one month.

What?!

Like in video games, where even skilled players can't win with the starting equipment,

in a real fight, you need a weapon called "technique"!

Is he finally gonna teach me a super move?

Out of the many martial arts out there,

which do you think is the most suited to brawling?

Boxing? Judo? Wrestling?

A reporter once asked a champion martial artist:

"If you were a weak kid being bullied, which martial art would you want to know?"

Boxing with its jabs and crosses, perhaps?

That's the thinking of amateurs who know nothing about martial arts.

One skill. Not boxing.

So what move did the martial arts champion pick?

I will reveal that secret now.

Spread your legs to shoulder width.

Hm? This is like a boxing stance.

Place one foot on the ground, then twist.

Put all of your weight on that foot.

This still feels like a right cross.

Though he did say it wasn't boxing.

Release the tension from your other foot,

and rotate your body as if turning to look behind you.

This is an MMA-style...

low kick!

It landed.

The move he chose wasn't a punch or a chokehold, but a low kick.

You must practice this low kick 10,000 times over the next month.

As long as you take it seriously, you will see results.

Hard work never betrays you.

It wasn't a waste.

You're so funny. You call that a low kick?

You're supposed to aim for the thigh on low kicks.

Cringe central

Cringe central

Cringe central

Probably studied online

Cringe central

Probably studied online

Cringe central

Probably studied online

A low kick lolol

Cringe central

Probably studied online

A low kick lolol

You're really dumb, ain't ya?

Cringe central

Probably studied online

A low kick lolol

You can't learn martial arts on your own

Cringe central

Probably studied online

A low kick lolol

You can't learn martial arts on your own

Right on target.

Ding

Right on target

Ding

Right on target

Ding

Right on target

Ding

Right on target

It's that old man again.

Amateurs, am I right?

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Here comes the pro lol

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Here comes the pro lol

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Here comes the pro lol

Go away, know-it-all

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Here comes the pro lol

Go away, know-it-all

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Here comes the pro lol

Go away, know-it-all

Hey now

Hey now. Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

Amateurs, am I right?

Ding

Here comes the pro lol

Go away, know-it-all

Hey now

Here comes the pro lol

Go away, know-it-all

Hey now

Ding

Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

Here comes the pro lol

Go away, know-it-all

Hey now

Ding

Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

Go away, know-it-all

Hey now

Ding

Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

You, old man

Go away, know-it-all

Hey now

Ding

Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

You, old man

Hey now

Ding

Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

You, old man

Clearly

Hey now

Ding

Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?

You, old man

Clearly

He did it on purpose.

An MMA-style low kick.

An upgraded low kick that highlights the strengths of the low kick to the max:

the calf kick.

It's effective even when used by an amateur.

It's effective even when used by an amateur

It's effective even when used by an amateur

It's effective even when used by an amateur

Ding

It's an infamous kick!

It's an infamous kick!

It's effective even when used by an amateur

Ding

It's an infamous kick!

Unlike more traditional low kicks, where damage builds up over time,

the calf kick deals instant damage in one hit.

A solid hit can make even pro fighters drag their feet from the first round.

Wow, I didn't know

Wow, I didn't know

It's not a move a beginner can use all that easily.

Wow, I didn't know

Sounds like even I can do it

Wow, I didn't know

Sounds like even I can do it

Wow, I didn't know

Sounds like even I can do it

It's quite basic, really

Wow, I didn't know

Sounds like even I can do it

It's quite basic, really

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I knew he was going for that.

Not doing the next move was on purpose, right?

The complementary skill to "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt."

Calf kick!

Die!

In a real fight, if the opponent has a bigger build than you,

running away is an important skill, too.

I'm teaching you how to fight, not win at a sport.

In a fight, there is no ring or referee!

He's running away lol

He's running away lol

I have to keep my distance.

He's running away lol

Boring

He's running away lol

Boring

He's running away lol

Boring

What's he doing?

He's running away lol

Boring

What's he doing?

The moment he grabs me, he'll get me, just like last time.

But when I have space...

Calf kick!

Ow!

Awesome!!!

Awesome!!!

Awesome!!!

I'll follow him forever!

Awesome!!!

I'll follow him forever!

Awesome!!!

I'll follow him forever!

Seriously awesome lol

Awesome!!!

I'll follow him forever!

Seriously awesome lol

Awesome!!!

I'll follow him forever!

Seriously awesome lol

Did he just shout "Calf Kick"

while kicking him? lolol

Awesome!!!

I'll follow him forever!

Seriously awesome lol

Did he just shout "Calf Kick"

while kicking him? lolol

Awesome!

What's going on?

Ding

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

Ding

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

Ding

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

An unexpected turn of events! lol

Ding

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

An unexpected turn of events! lol

Ding

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

An unexpected turn of events! lol

He might actually win this time

Ding

Ooh, this is getting interesting!

An unexpected turn of events! lol

He might actually win this time

Hey, you! Enough already!

But something's off. Why isn't he doing the next move?

He's just doing calf kicks the whole time

He's just doing calf kicks the whole time

He's just doing calf kicks the whole time

Maybe it's his only move lol

He's just doing calf kicks the whole time

Maybe it's his only move lol

He's just doing calf kicks the whole time

Maybe it's his only move lol

It's possible lolol

He's just doing calf kicks the whole time

Maybe it's his only move lol

It's possible lolol

Wait, could Hobin be...

Calf kick!

I get it now.

That kick's all you've got.

That's natural. After all, learning one move properly is all you can do in just a month.

He's right. This whole time, all he's been doing is kicking.

Called it lolol

Called it lolol

Called it lolol

It's Pakgo's turn now

Called it lolol

It's Pakgo's turn now

Called it lolol

It's Pakgo's turn now

He fought well

Called it lolol

It's Pakgo's turn now

He fought well

He really tried to fight Pakgo with just a kick?

Well, it won't work anymore, you weakling!

For a month now, you've been practicing the right calf kick.

Please note that this move is easy to anticipate.

Learning two moves in one month is very difficult.

Calf kick!

But I'm not the same man anymore.

But I taught you another back then.

Another kick, right?

Once your opponent's fixated on the calf kick, that's your opening.

I'm not a loser!

Overhand hook!

Pakgo, you're a hopeless dirtbag.

Hey, Pakgo, are you all right?

You'll pay for this!

Quit yapping, idiots!

Lay one finger on my friend and I'll make you pay!

I swear! Just one finger!

I'll curse you all so that you get huge warts on your ass!

I'll protect Hobin.

When he gets hit, I get hit, too.

I never knew Hobin saw me like that.

Oh? Hey, look. They're scared.

My time has finally come.

Well, if you get it, that's fine. Watch yourselves from now on.

Hobin, that was awesome.

So...

You can stop crying.

Viral Hit...

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Please!

Ever since that day, Pakgo's been skipping school.

Grade A thug vs. Bullied Kid

Viral Hit: 770k views

Is he scared of me?

Nah, not likely.

In fact, I don't even think I really beat Pakgo.

After working myself almost to death, all I managed was a lucky punch to the face.

What he's afraid of isn't me. It's that his fame has hit rock bottom.

It's so peaceful without Pakgo around.

He can't show his face after being pummeled by the kid he was bullying.

I watch that scene of him getting punched every day.

He deserves it, but watching Pakgo suffer like that...

High School Gangster Pakgo

It feels so good! It's karma! I hope his NewTubu suffers, too!

Deserved lol

Deserved lol

Feels good, man

Deserved lol

Feels good, man

Deserved lol

Feels good, man

So that's how that ends

Deserved lol

Feels good, man

So that's how that ends

Deserved lol

Deserved lol

Feels good, man

So that's how that ends

He did cross the line a little

Deserved lol

Feels good, man

So that's how that ends

He did cross the line a little

Pakgo's channel growth is flowing into my channel instead!

Viral Hit

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

You and Snapper are such a good duo

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

You and Snapper are such a good duo

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

You and Snapper are such a good duo

When you piss off a loser, this happens

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

You and Snapper are such a good duo

When you piss off a loser, this happens

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

You and Snapper are such a good duo

When you piss off a loser, this happens

Behold the miracle punch lol

I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol

You and Snapper are such a good duo

When you piss off a loser, this happens

Behold the miracle punch lol

Thank you, everyone!

I've passed 150k subs! I'll keep working harder!

No one looks better groveling lol

No one looks better groveling lol

No one looks better groveling lol

Good job!

No one looks better groveling lol

Good job!

No one looks better groveling lol

Good job!

Congrats!

No one looks better groveling lol

Good job!

Congrats!

No one looks better groveling lol

Good job!

Congrats!

A new style of groveling?

No one looks better groveling lol

Good job!

Congrats!

A new style of groveling?

Good job!

Congrats!

A new style of groveling?

He's trembling lolol

Good job!

Congrats!

A new style of groveling?

He's trembling lolol

Congrats!

A new style of groveling?

He's trembling lolol

He'll reach 200k in no time

Congrats!

A new style of groveling?

He's trembling lolol

He'll reach 200k in no time

Name

Jihyeon Park

Age

Sex

Female

Physician

Heojun Kim

Nurse

Huata Park

Ta-da!

I bought you a new outfit.

Oh? Where did you get the money to buy that?

It got it cheap online.

Oh, by the way, your friend from school visited the other day.

My friend? Who?

You know. The one you told me about.

Your new friend who gives you energy whenever you're around him.

Oh, you mean Munseong?

What?

All right, I'm off to work now.

Okay. Take care.

Was that his name?

But, Mom...

Your "friend" wasn't me?

...I have another friend now.

It was Munseong all along?!

Damn you! Take this!

How to get hit without getting hurt!

Do you even know how much work I put in to save you from Pakgo?!

His name is Snapper. He's a douchebag, but he's kind.

You idiot!

We're looking for an editor to edit our videos.

This doesn't work at all as an editor.

Oh, finally, we meet!

He has time to do his NewTubu.

Taehun's your next opponent.

What am I supposed to do against that monster?!

Are you okay?!

Idiot. What are you doing here, too?

I thought you were here to fight me.

I heard you were talking about beating the crap out of me.