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Come on, Grace, hurry up
I got an early meeting
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I knew when we installed that
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pulsating shower head it was
gonna slow down our mornings
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Grace!
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Who you talking to?
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I'm talking to you
Now hurry up and get out of the bathroom
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Wait
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That is one smooth-talking
shower head
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Will, it's happening again
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I'm having that dream
where she's everywhere
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It's more interesting than that one
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about the hot dog breaking up
with the doughnut
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What are you doing here?
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What, can't a friend stop by
a friend's place for a quick shower?
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Why don't you shower
at Marlo and Phil's?
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I thought that's where you've been
staying since you left Stan
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Oh, I am
It's been super cool
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Yeah, it's all braiding
each other's hair, pillow fights
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comparing breast size
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Then Marlo comes home
and the fun stops
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Oh, look at the time
I gotta fly
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-Karen?
-Hmm?
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-Your hair
-Oh. Right, I forgot. Thank you
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- How does it??
- Money
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That is so creepy
People just appearing out of nowhere
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I know, using your apartment
like it's their own
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It's rude is what it is
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What happened to manners?
What happened to respect?
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What happened to tennis socks
with the pom-poms on the back?
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There ain't nothing wrong with those
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Oh, Jack. Cute as a button
Not quite as smart
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You know what's going on
with Karen, don't you?
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Reason why she has to shower here?
The big secret?
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No, I don't
Tell me
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No/Tell me
No/Tell me
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No!
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Fine, don't tell me
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Now I wanna tell you
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No/Yeah, come on
No/ Come on
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No/ Come on
Fine
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Stan froze all her assets
she has no money
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she's too proud to ask for help
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so she's living in her limo
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Oh... my God
She's living in her limo?
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You heard that too?
Who told you?
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So don't lecture me
on ethics, Eugene
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I don't care
if there is no precedent
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If we don't put ourselves
on the line for this guy, he's gonna fry
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and I will not have that
on my conscience!
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And then Lara Flynn Boyle comes in
and totally shuts him down
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I love "The Practice."
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It's so good
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Anyway, back to business
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Show of hands
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All those in favor of going to
Beefsteak Charlie's for Sarah's birthday?
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T.G.I. Friday's?
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I'm sorry
the Charlies have it
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Okay. Who hasn't signed the card?
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Uh, Will, listen
I won't be able to go to the party
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I'm going to the opera tonight
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- Love the opera
- Yeah
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Dressed up, hanging out
with fabulous people
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Drinking champagne
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If it weren't for the damn music
it'd be a perfect evening
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Good tickets?
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Oh, the company box
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What?
That is so unfair
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I've asked to use the company box
like a hundred times
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I never get to
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That is unfair
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You should have these
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Too bad you don't
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Hey. Hi, Will
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You won't believe
who just got off the elevator
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Mr. Stein is back
and he's coming this way
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I love you, Will
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I mean...
bye, Will
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Mr. Stein?
Doucette's old partner?
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I thought he left the business
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No, no, he's been running
the London office
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I never even met him
Okay, look
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who wrote "Sarah rocks"
in bubble letters?
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You took up way
too much space
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-Oh! Mr. Stein
-Mr. Stein
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-Welcome back
-It's very exciting to have you here
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Enough!
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Sit
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As you may know, my partner
Ben Doucette, has retired
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And it's fallen on me to
turn this company around
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You may think that just because
I've been in London all this time
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that I've failed to notice
this office's deficiencies
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Well... I have
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NOT!
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You throw money away
on new clients who never materialize
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Your billing system is rotten
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And the softball team has
lost two years running to Spragg
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Askins and Rovello
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And Rovello throws like a girl
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Rovello is a girl, sir
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Is that any excuse?!
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You're right
You're right, sir
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What is this?
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Oh, that's a birthday card for Sarah
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You can sign it if you want to, sir
Right under the wheelbarrow of wishes
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You see, this is the kind of
problem I'm talking about
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I know, I told them not
to use bubble letters. I--
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This is a law firm
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And you are lawyers
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Not schoolgirls writing in a yearbook
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Unless I'm mistaken
Are there any schoolgirls here?
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There it is
There's Karen's limo
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I don't think so
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No. No, it is. See the red
green and yellow mark
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on the bumper
where she hit that clown?
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The one outside Radio Shack?
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I don't know about that clown
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The one I'm talking about was outside
the McDonald's in Times Square
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That's a good McDonald's
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Don't I know it
So what's the plan?
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Well, since she's too
proud to ask for our help
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I say we get in there
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and we refuse to leave
until she agrees to come stay with us
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Hey, are you wearing smarty-pants?
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'Cause that's a pretty good plan
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Well, maybe not smarty-pants
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but perhaps a witty thong
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- Let's move in
- Okay
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Oh, my god
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It's worse than I thought
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Yuh. Karen's a bottom
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So, from now on
this is protocol
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You may not like it
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you may not be used to it
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but this is the way
it's going to be
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Sorry, Mr. Truman
Does my pounding disturb you?
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No, sir, it just caught me
by surprise
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Oh, okay. Well, I'll try to be
more considerate in the future!
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Okay, folks
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That wasn't easy for any of us
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but I think we're gonna benefit
from this new work ethic
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Uh, first things first
Did anybody see where my troll went?
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Hello?
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-Occupied!
-Oh, sorry!
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Mr. Stein, what's wrong?
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Nothing
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Can't a senior partner crouch on
top of a toilet if he wants to?
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Of course
Crouching's fine
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It was the whimpering that threw me
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-I'll just leave you
-No, wait! Wait
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I can't take it
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oh, all the people staring at me
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Listening to my every word
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Why do they all stare?
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Because you were talking to them?
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You're doing it, too
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They all know, don't they?
Where I've been all these years
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The London office?
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There is no London office
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You wanna know where I really was?
I'll give you a hint
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That's right. The loony bin
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The nut hatch
Nana's change purse
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No wonder "London" is in quotes
on the company letterhead
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You know, just between you and me
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I wasn't ready to come back now
I know that
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But when Doucette left
I had to, to save the company
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I mean, it's Doucette and Stein
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If there's no Doucette, no Stein
what's the company gonna be called?
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"And"?
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I like you
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You're like a young me
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Do you know
where my red wagon is?
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Uh, I'll have to check with mom
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Will you help me?
Please?
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This pressure's too much
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I can't handle it alone
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Look at me
I'm nuts
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Hey, I don't know what I can do
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Well, when I'm down...
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and troubled...
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and I need a helping hand...
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and nothing, whoa
nothing is going right
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close your eyes and think of me
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and soon I will be there
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Mr. Stein
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To brighten up even
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Mr. Stein,
Mr. Stein
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I'm sorry. That's what they were playing
when I had my last treatment
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I can't get it out of my head
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I'll do whatever I can
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Oh, good. Great
Thank you
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- Okay
- Thanks
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Oh!
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Um, I have a lunch meeting with
new clients at Le Cirque. You go
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Use my expense account
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Le Cirque
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Well, okay, I'll have to cancel
my table at Blimpie's, but...
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And I have a court appearance
at 9:00 and a deposition at 3:00
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Consider them covered
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Thank you
You're helping me
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If there's anything
that I can do for you
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Oh, please. It's my job
I'm happy to help
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But... If you held a gun to my head
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Who told you about that?
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No, I'd like to use the company box
at the opera sometime
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Sure
Tonight
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I can't
Gary's using it
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No, he's not
It's yours
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Really?
Thank you
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hat's so unfair
Poor Gary
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For the last time
I'm fine!
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It's a temporary cash flow problem
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Now get out of my limo, bozo
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And take your little circus poodle with you
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Karen, we're not going anywhere
unless you come with us
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Listen, I do not need your help, all right?
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I may be alone, broke
living in a car
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and spooning a domestic
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but Karen Walker has her dignity
Got it?
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Here
Throw away my urine
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It's bad enough
I have to do this at the mans. Ugh
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Karen? Come on
Stay with me
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No!
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Kar, you may think
I only love you for your money
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but you know what else is true
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I care about you
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And that's why I pledge that
we will stay here as long as it takes
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Very funny
putting a quarter on the bottom
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Mr. Stein? I--
Mr. Stein? Mr. Stein, it's me, Will
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Oh, Will. How nice to see you
How you doing?
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Pretty good. Pretty good
You?
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Wonderful
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I wanted to th--
Mr. Stein? Mr. Stei--?
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Do you think it would--
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it would be okay....
if you and I were--
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If you and I were in the--
the same room together?
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I don't see why not
Shall I wait here, then?
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Yeah. Yeah
you wait right there
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I just w....
Mr. Stein!
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I just-- I wanted to thank you
for letting me use the company box last night
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The seats were so comfortable
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My ass couldn't stop talking
about it the whole way home
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I'm glad you enjoyed it
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It's the least I could do for all your help
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Oh, Mr. Stein
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We need your signature on these
before we can send them out
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good
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Fantastic, sir
Next time, we'll try signing your name
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You saved me again
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How can I thank you?
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Let me do something for you
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No, it's not necessary
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How do you like that corner office?
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The one with the French doors
and the private bath?
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It's unbelievable
but that's Sarah's office
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She's had that for 30 years
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00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,252
Mmm. God bless her
257
00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:05,033
She deserves it
258
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:07,711
What a treasure that woman is
259
00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:09,665
Oh, there she is now
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Oh, Sarah. Sarah, dear
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You're fired!
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00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:21,099
Now clear out your office, darling
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Enjoy!
264
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,808
Last chance, Karen
You gonna spend the night here...
265
00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:41,001
Or we gonna go back to my nice
soft, comfortable bed?
266
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:50,697
Good Lord. You will do
anything to get into my pants
267
00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:53,301
All right, then
Let's go to sleep
268
00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:56,574
All right
269
00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:06,020
Night/ Night
Night/Noches
270
00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:13,581
Jack? That had better be your penis
271
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,066
I can't do this
I sleep on my left. Turn
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00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:20,394
Oh, pl-- Grace!
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00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:25,927
Night/ Night
Night/Noches
274
00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:33,888
Grace? That had better be your penis
275
00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:37,440
It's a thermos
but thank you
276
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,260
Rosario! She keeps
poking me with her
277
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,083
-Oh, don't be saying that--
-Don't kick me
278
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:45,475
-God, what is that smell?!
-What do you want me to do?!
279
00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:48,651
Stop it!
This is crazy
280
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:51,634
The only reason to
spend a night in a limo is
281
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:59,481
if the drummer in your prom band
dropped a Quaalude in your Fresca
282
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:03,019
Look, we get it. Okay?
We get it
283
00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:05,098
Going through a hard time right now
284
00:17:05,098 --> 00:17:07,934
You just left your husband
285
00:17:07,934 --> 00:17:10,076
But we're your friends and we love you
286
00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:12,743
And if we can't help each other out
in the hard times
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00:17:12,743 --> 00:17:15,765
then what are we doing?
288
00:17:15,765 --> 00:17:19,395
Ditto
289
00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:28,309
You know... Jack
what you say is right
290
00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:30,281
But no
I'm staying here!
291
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:33,399
-Why?!
-Why? Good Lord, Jack
292
00:17:33,399 --> 00:17:36,109
If I gave in to every persuasive argument
293
00:17:36,109 --> 00:17:42,022
I'd be in some crazy three-way marriage
with Maury Povich and Connie Chung!
294
00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:45,633
Fine. Come on, Jack
We're outta here
295
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,902
I mean, if Karen's not gonna
take my help, then I'm done
296
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,558
Let her live in her limo
297
00:17:52,558 --> 00:17:55,258
A lotta people a lot
worse off than that
298
00:17:55,258 --> 00:17:59,103
In Russia, entire families
live in their limousines
299
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:05,121
Good God, Grace
I beg you to pick up a newspaper
300
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,818
I can't believe
you're taking Sarah's office
301
00:18:09,818 --> 00:18:12,282
She's like the office grandmother
302
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:15,213
You're taking
Bubby's office
303
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:18,592
Hey, as long as there's been offices
there's been office politics
304
00:18:18,592 --> 00:18:20,341
In fact, that's
why they built offices
305
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,727
So office politics would
have a place to play out
306
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,896
Everybody gets it
Nobody takes it personally
307
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,767
- Will?
-Oh, hey, Gary. Look
308
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:28,972
lemme show you
that birthday card I got for Kelly
309
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,987
On the outside is
a word balloon that says
310
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,712
"Happy birthday from the bunch of us."
311
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:37,474
And on the inside
bananas are talking
312
00:18:37,474 --> 00:18:38,603
Clever
313
00:18:38,603 --> 00:18:40,968
But we don't need your card, Will
We bought our own
314
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:42,563
Oh, you did?
Okay, I'll sign it
315
00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:45,972
No, we don't want your signature
In fact, here's your $4.50 back
316
00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:50,047
The Gap gift certificate?
It's just from us
317
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:54,669
$4.50 each?
Wow, that's like 18 bucks
318
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,107
Happy birthday, Kelly
319
00:18:56,107 --> 00:19:01,706
Knock yourself out
at the irregular T-shirt table
320
00:19:01,706 --> 00:19:03,274
What's going on?
You guys mad at me?
321
00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,952
What do you think, Will?
322
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:08,649
You got Sarah fired
She was like a grandmother to me
323
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:13,539
Well, now you can visit her twice a year
like you do your real grandmother
324
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:15,628
I got that office
because I'm good at my job
325
00:19:15,628 --> 00:19:19,136
No, you got that office
because you kissed Stein's ass
326
00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:20,248
That is not true
327
00:19:20,248 --> 00:19:23,635
Stein treats me the same way
he treats anybody else in this firm
328
00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:26,551
Oh, Will, I'm clearing out
that office next to yours
329
00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:29,348
so your assistant
won't be so cramped
330
00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:30,513
But that's Gary's office
331
00:19:30,513 --> 00:19:32,261
Yes, Oh, Gary
332
00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:37,288
I need to speak to you later
Enjoy your lunch
333
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:49,963
- Hey
- Hey, G. Where you been?
334
00:19:49,963 --> 00:19:52,145
Well, I thought I saw Karen's limo down the street
335
00:19:52,145 --> 00:19:55,043
so I thought I'd try one more time
to talk some sense into her
336
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:55,143
but when I opened the door
337
00:19:55,143 --> 00:20:01,558
I found Mariah Carey eating
ramen in her nightie
338
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:05,646
Apparently, living in your limo isn't
as weird as we thought
339
00:20:05,646 --> 00:20:09,367
Well, I couldn't just sit here, either
I've been to every gay bar in New York
340
00:20:09,367 --> 00:20:14,407
-Looking for Karen?
-What?
341
00:20:14,407 --> 00:20:18,945
- Will in the shower?
- I don't know. I just got here
342
00:20:20,107 --> 00:20:21,317
Oh. Hi, honey
343
00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:23,486
Listen, you gotta talk to that shower head
344
00:20:23,486 --> 00:20:28,288
He got a little fresh
I had to put him in his place
345
00:20:28,288 --> 00:20:33,715
Well... my place
346
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:40,160
Karen, what are you doing here?
Did they tow your house?
347
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,347
Or did someone decide to
let her friends help her?
348
00:20:44,347 --> 00:20:49,515
What? Your face is pulled too tight
I don't need any help
349
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,787
Come on, Karen
Stop pretending
350
00:20:51,787 --> 00:20:55,599
You're lonely, you're down and out
and you need us
351
00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:56,905
So don't let your stupid pride
352
00:20:56,905 --> 00:21:01,888
get in the way of you asking
for help that you obviously need
353
00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:05,204
Amen
354
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:14,114
Okay. You got me
You're right again, Jack
355
00:21:14,114 --> 00:21:15,756
Sorry I was so stubborn
356
00:21:15,756 --> 00:21:18,143
I do wanna stay here
357
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:23,326
In fact, there's nowhere
I would rather be than here
358
00:21:23,326 --> 00:21:25,638
With my two best friends
359
00:21:25,638 --> 00:21:28,549
Lady... Stan caved!
Our money came in
360
00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:34,758
Adios, suckers!
I'll be at the Palace Hotel!
361
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:39,547
Oh, you kids wanna come with?
362
00:21:39,547 --> 00:21:45,643
I hear there's a gym
with an Olympic-sized lifeguard
363
00:21:47,704 --> 00:21:49,417
-Honey?
-Hmm?
364
00:21:49,417 --> 00:21:52,285
-Free porn
-Grabbin' my coat
365
00:21:56,230 --> 00:22:00,005
There you go, sir
just like you like it
366
00:22:00,005 --> 00:22:02,324
Now, just-- You can take it
from here, right?
367
00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:06,480
I don't have to make a little airplane
and fly it into your mouth, do I?
368
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:14,023
No, Will. I'm not a child
Am I?
369
00:22:15,553 --> 00:22:18,064
Mr. Stein, I, uh
I have something difficult to say
370
00:22:18,064 --> 00:22:24,098
Is it "Annie hit Frannie
on the fanny with a flounder"?
371
00:22:24,839 --> 00:22:28,999
Yes. Yes, and thank you for saying it
Now I don't have to
372
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,485
One more thing...
373
00:22:30,485 --> 00:22:33,595
It's not that I don't appreciate
all you've done for me
374
00:22:33,595 --> 00:22:36,603
-but I just have the feeling that our...
-Oh, oh, oh
375
00:22:36,603 --> 00:22:39,378
You're dumping me
376
00:22:39,378 --> 00:22:41,826
I can't dump you, sir
We're not a couple
377
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:44,070
That's exactly what you'd say
if you were dumping me
378
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:48,857
Hey! This fish is raw!
379
00:22:48,857 --> 00:22:51,340
Mr. Stein. Calm down
All I'm saying is
380
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,177
it's clearly unhealthy
for you to rely on me
381
00:22:54,177 --> 00:22:57,883
Please. Please
Is it the office?
382
00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:01,061
You can have mine
I'll fire me. Stein, you're fired
383
00:23:01,061 --> 00:23:02,097
You can't do that-- I just did!
384
00:23:02,097 --> 00:23:07,044
Get out! But my wife and children--
I don't give a crap about your wife and children
385
00:23:07,044 --> 00:23:08,278
Mr. Stein, stop
386
00:23:08,278 --> 00:23:09,892
Its not fair
Fair has nothing to do w--
387
00:23:09,892 --> 00:23:15,296
Hey, stop. Stop it
I hate when you guys fight
388
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,718
Please
I need you
389
00:23:18,718 --> 00:23:20,855
You don't need me
390
00:23:20,855 --> 00:23:22,638
You're a legend
391
00:23:22,638 --> 00:23:28,071
You're the man that saved the lead-based
paint industry a $100-million lawsuit
392
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:29,711
I used to be kinda tough
393
00:23:29,711 --> 00:23:31,005
"Kinda tough"?
394
00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:35,641
You obliterated those third-graders
on the witness stand
395
00:23:35,641 --> 00:23:39,248
Well, I pretty much
let them hang themselves
396
00:23:39,248 --> 00:23:40,673
Don't you be so modest
397
00:23:40,673 --> 00:23:41,877
You're a killer
398
00:23:41,877 --> 00:23:46,987
You're a shark
You're Stein. Say it
399
00:23:46,987 --> 00:23:49,838
It
400
00:23:50,872 --> 00:23:55,948
No, say...
say "I'm Stein."
401
00:23:55,948 --> 00:23:57,074
I'm Stein
402
00:23:57,074 --> 00:24:00,045
- Louder. "I'm Stein."
- Louder. "I'm Stein."
403
00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:01,346
Like you mean it
"I'm Stein!"
404
00:24:01,346 --> 00:24:03,386
- I'm Stein!
- One more time!
405
00:24:03,386 --> 00:24:07,843
I am Stein! Now get outta here!
This is my building!
406
00:24:07,843 --> 00:24:09,684
Why aren't you working?
What am I paying you
407
00:24:09,684 --> 00:24:15,010
You! Get that edamame
off your desk
408
00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:17,473
Man. Very good, sir
Very, very savage
409
00:24:17,473 --> 00:24:21,739
This people will think twice about ever going
into a Japanese restaurant again
410
00:24:21,739 --> 00:24:23,578
- You did it again
- Well
411
00:24:23,578 --> 00:24:25,815
You saved me
412
00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:33,838
Will, I wanna thank you
from the heart of my bottom
413
00:24:33,838 --> 00:24:39,735
No. Wait. Strike that
Reverse it
414
00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:40,671
All right. Get the check
415
00:24:40,671 --> 00:24:42,289
What do you mean
"Get the check?" I paid last time
416
00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:45,103
You didn't pay last time
What are you talking about?
417
00:24:45,103 --> 00:24:47,030
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
418
00:24:47,030 --> 00:24:50,472
Listen to you guys
What are you arguing about?
419
00:24:58,265 --> 00:25:07,294
- You just call out my name...
- And you know wherever I am...
420
00:25:07,294 --> 00:25:16,039
I'll come running
Yeah, yeah, yeah, To see you--
421
00:25:16,039 --> 00:25:19,234
Oh. Sorry
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