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Poor mama.

There's nothing left.

You got me, Father dear.

I'll work for you.

Just as hard as Mother did, and I'll cook for you.

You don't know.

Yes, I do.

I loved her too.

Well, perhaps it is as well she died when she did, my dear.

Father, what is it?

They're going through my books at the office now.

Well?

Well, you see, I... I had a bit of bad luck playing cards, and I... I...

You took their money?

Borrowed it, that's all.

Borrowed it.

And now they're suspicious.

A narrow-minded, sneaking swine.

I never did like being a bookkeeper at a less factory, never.

But will they... will they send you to prison?

Yes.

Well, they'll have no mercy.

But... couldn't you go to England?

Well, where's the fare? Well.

.. Mother gave me this.

She saved it for me.

She thought I should have it if ever I got married, but I shan't get married.

I'm going to stay with you.

I suppose there isn't enough to pay back what you borrowed.

No.

No, oh, no.

You'll give me a start in England, though, with the help of this lace.

If I can get it through the customs, duty free.

Father, that's downright stealing.

No, no, darling, you don't argue.

Get my bag out, will you? Well.

..

Not much time to catch the train.

Here.

What do you want to do?

I'm going with you.

No, no, you'd only be a hindrance.

You've never been out of France.

I know, but I'm half English, aren't I?

And I can speak it as well as you can.

But I'd stand a much better chance with myself.

They'd be able to trace a man with a girl.

Well, then I... I won't be a girl.

What?

I won't be weak and I won't be silly.

Huh?

I'll be a boy and rough and hard.

I won't care what I do.

What are you doing?

Stop that! Don't worry.

I'm ready for anything.

Later, so let's go.

You alright say whenever we get new Haven.

Two hours for dilemma.

We miss the belt train.

Sure get the belt train.

I'll go.

Yes, I'm right there.

Yes, let's go.

Yes, sir.

Have a good evening.

Yes.

Oh, a mercy.

A mercy behind.

A thank you.

And my son?

It's not that long.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my heart.

I thought it was the police.

Do you think they might have sent a wireless after us?

Don't be nervous.

Don't be worried.

No?

Who do you think he is?

Did you see him?

He got us marked.

I bet she's going off to tell the person.

Oh, he is nobody.

This is something about horse racing.

Ah, but you never know, you know.

This may be a coat or something.

A detective used to go in the strawberry, darling, eight to one.

Well, it's a good thing there.

He knows something, that fellow does.

I'd like to have a talk with him.

No, no, no, no, no.

There might be a tip in that.

Tip?

You're the darn tip that landed you in a soup.

I... Oh.

Oh, I didn't know.

Hiding me in.

Driven for me home.

Afraid of everybody I see.

Oh,

there, oh, there, there, there, poor little girl.

Feeling bad, are you?

Oh, oh, you're not used to the water, are you?

You stay here close to the rail.

You'll feel better soon.

I don't do boardwalk, I'll pay you forever.

See?

And I got myself married to a French woman, and there you are.

Plenty of sweating the soul out of the bookkeeper.

God, that's too bad, old chap, and what are you going to do now?

If you don't mind my asking, that is.

Yeah, well, I... Oh, thank you, that's very kind of him.

Now, I've got an idea.

Well, of course, I've got more than one idea, no?

Oh, it wasn't a girl, I sold you with the Brighton.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady, Fred.

That was a good song, wasn't it?

And you're a good fella, you know, you're...

Yeah, look here, I'll show you something.

You could have wrapped all round me like a corset.

Thirty yards of it.

It's worth fifty quid if it's worth a shoe.

See, I slip it through the customs, without paying the duty.

Then I've got a bit of capital to go on with, you see.

Oh, then I've got my plans, I tell you.

Oh, your son, is it?

Yes, this is mine, boy.

Making his first trip to England.

Yes, and this is Mr... Monkley.

Jimmy Monkley, that's me.

Little friend of all the world, nobody's enemy but me own.

Yeah, I can tell that by the look of him.

Hey!

Oh, you're a bit ticklish, aren't you?

Just wondering if there's any more lace in the family.

Well, too, Lou, see you later.

Not if I can help it.

Home, lace, socks, watches, jewellery, cigarettes, wines, tobacco, cigarettes,

silk, artificial silk.

Do you mind coming along with me, sir?

What for?

It's just a few inside.

Are you all right, sir?

I'm glad to be here.

I'm glad to be here.

Thanks very much, sir.

That was... Ah, don't miss this.

We'll only beg.

Ah, no, that's all right, sir.

Bye.

Yes, sir.

Thank you very much.

Good night.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, poor blue papa, get my shoes.

The way they talk to me.

Anybody think I was no better than the criminal? So I am.

And a beggar, too.

He fined me all the money.

English emerald.

And your mother's dead.

Oh, my father.

Hang it, you've got me, too.

If only you hadn't talked to that brute on the boat.

Why?

Was it him?

What a fool I was.

Yes.

Well, we're all fools sometimes.

Only you choose such awkward times.

Well, it's all over now.

We're together, and that's all that matters.

Don't give your wife like that.

Now, swine.

I hid his rotten face the minute I saw him.

I'd like to see him again now.

You know, I'd give him a smack in the jaw.

Well, I'd take hold of that oily black tear of his hands.

Anything else you can think of?

Here I am now, what? Oh, yeah.

And all that beautiful lace and all that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, can't we shut this little affair like gentlemen?

You're a quiet, you're the loosest of the load.

Can't you shut him up, will I explain, here?

Take the way and it'll make me close.

Take two on, Bob.

Take two on.

One simple question.

How much do you say your little piece of lace was worth? 3,000 francs.

3,000 francs.

45 pounds.

30, you might have got for it.

And then the fine, of course.

Well, they fine me.

50 pounds.

Am I right? It's all right.

Here you are.

30 and 50, that makes 80, don't it?

All right, here it is.

30 and 50.

Ed, for your inconvenience, let's make it up to the round figure.

What do you say to that?

Well, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

For what?

Be careful, Father.

He's up to something.

Here, just you listen to me.

Next time you want to run a bit of contraband, simply watch out on a boat for

an amateur who's a bit too free with his tongue.

Having got wise to his little game, pass the information on to a customs officer.

Oh, recognizing you as a man of public spirit, chalks his moniker on your

baggage, and there you are, through with your cargo duty free.

Oh, what a name! There you are.

He's got humor.

He's got imagination, he is.

Now, I wish I could imagine why you coughed up that money.

Do you want to know why?

Because you're one of the right sort.

Twigged it since I clapped my eyes on your keen, got

plenty of ginger, ain't afraid to do nothing dang.

That's you, am I right? Yes, I.

..

Yeah, you could learn things.

Then what?

Here, who am I?

Jimmy Muggly, gentleman adventurer.

One of the orcs.

Hawks?

Oh, hawks, hawks.

Yeah, hawks, hawks, the word hawks.

Sparrows and orcs.

That's humanity.

The orcs bossied over the sparrows.

That's nature.

Now, you want to be a sparrow?

Look at them all around you.

What are they?

Me or slaves?

Me.

I'm not to beat the system.

I'm free, I see life.

Easy come, easy go.

That's my motto.

I'm the fella for taking the chance.

Rolling stone.

Yeah, I'm a rolling stone, too.

Well, here.

Why don't you two come and roll along with me?

One floor and all for one.

I've done three musketeers.

Yeah, what do you say, old chap?

Can't you see us picking up a bit of loose change in

Epsom, having a bit of fun out west? I'll be an orc.

All right, how about you, young fella?

Monk, I'm with you.

Some sort of harm, I think.

Yes, I know, but why is he crying?

I don't know, ma'am.

Excuse me, one minute please, excuse me.

Oh, really? A mement.

A mement.

Qu 'est caisse.

C 'est caisse.

A traveling Excuse me.

Excuse me?

Excuse me, darlin' What's the matter, my lad?

You seem to be a bit loud.

Pardon.

Je suis un pou.

D'affm.

Demandre de jandar.

Excuse me, darling.

What's the matter, my lad?

You seem to be in terrible trouble.

Doesn't anyone here speak French? Excuse me, sir.

I speak a little French.

Don't pity her.

Can I be of any assistance? Ah, yes.

There seems to be something very much up with this young lad here.

Perhaps you'd be so kind as to get us a few of the details.

Certainly I'll do my best.

He says he's a poor French boy, alone in London,

penniless, can't speak a word of English.

Not a word?

Pardon me? Not a word.

In Paris he worked hard to support his old mother.

She is very poor.

His father being a hopeless drunkard, a good-for-nothing thief...

He says he met an Englishman in Paris, who promised him employment, took all his

savings, and promised to give him work when he got to London.

Well,

what happened?

What did the young fella say?

What happened?

The Englishman never turned up again.

Dear, dear, dear, dear, this sounds like an infamous

racket, probably the work of an organized gang.

I know what I mean to do.

Well, I got some.

Here is a pound for you.

A pound for you.

A pound for you.

Come, come, take it by boy, take it.

You're a mercy, Auntie, anymore.

Good afternoon, sir.

I should be honored to shake you by the hand.

A heart of gold, sir, if ever I saw one in my life.

Not all.

Come now, old chap.

I've not always been all I should be in my life.

Well, I welcome this chance to put a little item on the right side of the ledger.

Up above.

Un moment.

I mean one moment.

I can't afford to be as generous as you are, sir.

But perhaps a little contribution might help the young fella.

Oh, I say, old chap, that's very decent, very decent indeed.

I think that's... You're a captain of the Bobs, I think.

Oh, never please.

Spend it, spend it.

I say, we'll show this poor boy what Englishmen really are.

There.

I say, old man, would you lend me your hat? Certainly, sir.

And I'll be very glad to start the collection going with another pound.

Well, I'll add a few more, shall I? I see it.

All I can afford.

I think that's both, Jack, very good.

Thank you, sir.

That's very good.

That's very kind of you, sir.

That's very kind, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

That's very kind of you.

Thank you, sir.

I knew that England would come to me because this is a fraud.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

I don't quite appreciate it.

Thank you, madam.

My name is Amy Mansell, just before me.

I don't quite appreciate it.

Just before you say, I'm sorry.

He's running a six-foot-a-taking out of half a crown.

You dirty little girl!

What did you say? Not a word.

Oh, madam, he found them.

Jack, how'd they get her? Come on.

Here.

Here, what is this?

You little liar!

What is this?

You little liar!

What is this?

You'll get her!

You'll get her!

You'll get her!

You had a fine day, didn't you?

You and that blooming kid.

Me spending the only time teasing that kid all I know.

And what happened?

Uh-oh, there you are.

Come in here.

So, so, you must bust out laughing again right at the wrong minute, mustn't you?

Keep it up!

Keep it up! Yeah.

After a minute, I'll be shying my roof over our heads.

Well, I haven't got a head over mine, as it is.

Oh, shut up about your blooming head.

You're wasting your time with you, too.

I'm gonna figure something.

We're gonna figure something quick.

No, where's me ideas?

Where's me ideas? I'm hungry.

And I'm thirsty.

Three eggs and nothing else.

All right, fry them.

Make some tea.

Tea?

You know what tea does for a man's inside?

Oh, shut up, will ya?

What's possible that you can drink it? Quiet, quiet.

Let me think, will ya? Let me think.

Tea.

No.

No, there's a polly trick.

No, no, that needs capital.

Smashing grabs me.

That's no good without a car.

Donch the fuck.

Oh!

What, is your egg bad? No, yours.

Yeah, no, no, no.

Don't be so clever.

Oh, back's right up against the wall.

If only I could think of something... Yeah, out of my way.

Only I could think of something.

Oh, what's happened to me ideas?

They're all bad.

What's that? These eggs.

Oh.

Here.

You know, I might snatch a bag.

A rotten, sneaking thing to do.

Why can't we be like Robin Hood?

See this about this cat bubble?

Now, that's what I'd like to do.

Swarm up a drain fight at the back of some big house.

Yes, and scream for help before you were halfway up.

Oh, I know.

Show me your crazy notions.

You've got no more sense than a girl.

That's, I should say.

You can use a girl for a lot of things.

Bye, Joe, if only we had one.

There's a badge again.

50 things.

Would a girl really help?

Sadly, she'd help.

You can take it any mug that way.

If we had a girl now, we'd be on Easy Street.

Would we?

Jimmy, we've got a little surprise for you.

Go on.

Youth, who struck father, released.

What's the matter with him?

Oh, I don't know.

Something in the paper.

That's what it is about girls.

Show them a little bit of humor, affection, innit?

You can handle them properly.

And if they get a bit too naughty, give them a clip on the air.

Tell them aside, just like they did yourself another.

If I was a girl, I'd see myself dead before I got mixed up with you.

You heard them talk silly.

I'm kidding me.

As a matter of fact, I'll tell you... Besides, girls talk.

You wouldn't want all your secrets told, would you, father?

Now, where's the idea?

Where's the idea? I've got it.

Why in the world didn't I think of it before?

Why?

We could be on Easy Street.

Well, what is it?

Come on, spit it out.

Why don't we all get jobs and go to work?

Hey!

Hey!

That kid's gone off his rocker.

Can't he see what work's done to me?

Quiet!

Quiet!

Let me think!

We've got our backs right up against the wall.

You, I can think of something quick.

You think there's life in the old dog yet?

Quiet!

Quiet!

We don't want that blasty kitty who was tagging along and messing this up.

Here.

If we go to any of the old ones of the aristocracy, how can I get in without a hat?

Oh, I thought of it.

Here, here.

Borrow the pianist in this.

How do I look at it?

Like an impresario.

And so, help me.

Some of you shall be.

Right.

Right.

Quiet!

Help you!

What did the other gentleman think?

Ah, don't worry about him.

He's broad-minded, being in the theatrical line, as you can see by his head.

Uh, Mr. Scarlett.

Uh, Henry, meet Miss Mortild, otherwise known as Morley.

How do you do, Mr.

Scarlett? Pleased to meet you.

Thank you.

No one will do the pleasure of mine.

After being abroad so long, it's a privilege to meet a true English rose.

Without a thorn, Henry, take it from me.

Oh, you are your friend.

Wonderful background here.

Marvelous setting.

What atmosphere?

However, did you guess I was all on me lonesome coming to the front door like that?

Well, you see, dear, I read in the newspapers that the Honorable Waterhouse

and family were off for a little jaunt on the briny.

Just me opportunity, I thought, for you to get acquainted with Mr.

Scarlett.

Here.

He's organizing concert parties looking for talent.

Ooh, really?

I say, Scarlett, old man.

Yes?

Now, now, you've heard many, many beautiful singers I know.

But let me tell you, this little girl is the good.

Really?

Yes, she's a peach, she's a darling, she's a love.

She's going to show you what she can do on the grand piano.

And you'll thank me, I'm sure.

Oh, what a lovely idea.

Allow me.

Oh, uh, Marnie, Marnie, here.

Just a minute.

Excuse me, will you handle me?

Now, look, I, uh...

I don't want to get a like the idea of Mr. Scarlett seeing her like this, you know?

It might affect your contract, too.

Here, here.

Marnie, why don't you borrow one of the Mrs. Paris gowns, eh?

Show yourself off a bit, you know? Well, I might.

They suit me a sight better than they do where I must say.

Now, look, Marnie, put on a few sparklers, too.

Do it up proper.

Any old man?

Marnie is going to put on some glad rags.

Oh, well, can I assist you in any way?

Sometimes you ladies require a little fixing

up during the later stages of La Tuellette.

N 'est pas, Miss Timmy?

Oh, do you call me Marnie?

Oh, oh, I love them, Marnie.

I hope you're not being bored, Mr. Scarlett.

Sitting there all on your round.

No, no, no.

I'm thinking of you, my dear.

Oh, you wanted to do that, really.

Not as I am now.

Well, if you'll just look in here, you'll see something you never thought of.

Oh, well, I never.

You put his little black velvet bitches on while he wears it bucking in palace.

Well, the fact is, my dear, we professional

people never can resist a telling costume.

We've longed.

Tell me, does it... does it suit me?

You look properly aristocratic.

I wonder how you look.

Go to bed.

Now, come on, just a respectful dance.

Yes, yes, come on, this one.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

No, no, no, no.

Help!

Baby, I'm falling.

Help me, I'm falling.

Help me, I'm falling.

Help me, I'm falling.

Help me, I'm falling.

Help me, I'm falling.

Why, you little devil.

Oh, my... Come on in.

Oh, and I can be a cat, Magla.

Okay.

It's all right, you two, as long as you're a kid of yours.

Oh, no, it's lucky.

For you, I didn't break my neck.

Lucky for you, I don't break it for you.

Now, what is all this?

Oh, that's that kid of yours again.

What are you supposed to be?

What is this?

Why, it's little Lord Fauntleroy.

Now, none of that.

None of that.

You ought to go down on your knees and apologize.

Frightening this beautiful lady.

I say what a fine place this is.

Oh, no, let me stay.

Oh, well, I've never seen a society lady before.

He's such a nice boy.

Yell the odd on him.

Let him stay and have a bite of salad.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He's not, too.

Oh, well, I'd do anything to please you, dear.

Hi!

I'm all in the bishop, Eddie.

I quite forgot.

Go on down a little bit, and I'll be with you in the pit.

Well, don't be long, Magla.

Don't be long.

Never mind about that.

Put that down.

Yes, morning.

Now, don't forget what I told you.

Plenty of sparklers, you know.

In all the world, in all the world, quite well.

There is a time, there is a place I'll tell.

There must be somebody who wants a kiss.

Who wants a kiss?

Who wants a kiss from me?

Oh, Brubba Brubba, you see, Magla, say many feet, many stones you've built.

You think you can find a little room for me?

All the same, we've got a tunnel along.

We've got a lot of business tomorrow, you know, anyway?

Oh, no, no, it's midnight.

You know, I'm enjoying myself.

Besides, I'd have to go upstairs and change

and leave the music and the beautiful girls.

Oh, down, girl.

What do I do down, girl?

Come on, come on.

I don't want to go down.

She doesn't want to go down.

Why, it's lovely.

Let's stay forever.

My dear, you've got wonderful things before you.

With me, darling.

Oh, you are sweet, really, you are.

I must keep your kiss for that.

Well, how about a little kiss for Uncle A?

Oh, dear, I shall never forget you, Robert, dear man, here.

Here, here, here.

Here.

Come on, old man, we've got a lot to do in the morning.

I haven't changed my clothes yet.

Seems too good to be true.

Came much of a life in Albion in service.

Ah, don't worry about that, Morty.

You won't be here much longer.

No, you'll think of the glitter, the applause, the bouquets, the jewels.

Like these?

What's the matter, dear? The Mrs.

Pearl and the brooch.

Where can they be gone to?

Oh, what a fool I was to muggy a bug with them.

No, no, no.

Don't holler before you're read.

Perhaps you've dropped them in on the carpet.

Oh, come and help me find them, too.

Come and help me find them.

Tell them.

They're sent for the police.

I'm bored.

You'll find them all right, Morty?

Come on, let's go home.

Wait a minute.

You're a very silly girl.

Don't you see what he's done?

Yeah, what are you getting at?

You think he's a theatrical producer, and you think he's

a very good friend, and you think I'm a very nice boy.

Do you know what we are?

He's a crook, and he's a crook, and he's a crook.

He's a crook.

Three bad eggs.

And we were all broke this afternoon.

He ain't ever pinched him from here.

I said he's pinched him.

Goodbye, little cleanly.

Oh, he's had a Dr. Mustard drink.

Let's go.

I've had enough of this.

So am I.

I'm fed up.

I'm sick of the whole thing.

I thought it was fun at first.

I thought it was being like a highwayman.

When it comes to getting a poor servant girl out of a job, I'm not having any of

them sick of the whole thing.

I want to see!

I want to see!

Well, go and drown yourself, and there's nobody stopping you.

Oh!

You're going to give her back those jewels, Jimmy Monkley.

Oh, please, Jim, Joe!

I haven't got them, I tell you.

Do you want to smack on the jaws?

Give her them back or I'll yell for a policeman and have you search.

No, no, you don't want to talk like that.

And I'll tell them all about my say as well.

Well, there's the sun.

That's the way they bring them up nowadays.

Turn around on their phones.

What do I do?

What do I do?

Shut up!

I mean what I say.

Hand them over or I'll yell the place.

It's your last chance.

Go on.

Go on.

Yeah, you blasted it off.

Help! Oh, me.

You are a sport.

I don't know how to thank you.

Oh, don't be sloppy.

Don't be angry with me, Jim.

Oh, shut up.

Big silly mouth.

Here, you.

Go upstairs and change the clothes.

Now hurry up a bit.

Let's go on.

Oh, I'm in all right.

All right.

Don't be all right.

Go on.

Now, there ain't going to be any concert party after all.

I wouldn't have believed it of you.

Well, I couldn't help you, my dear, would there?

No, I should have to stay here slaving away instead of performing by the sea.

The sea, but we must perform by the sea.

We've given back the jewels.

Let's keep our word as well.

Let's be a concert party and give shows around all the little seaside towns.

Oh, really?

Do you really mean it?

You both bar me?

Where's your capital?

Oh, but we can manage it somehow.

Well, I've got me savings, Jim.

You can have it.

I've gotten welcome.

I drink to your generosity, Morty, my love.

We could hire a caravan.

I've made the proposal to help the little caravan.

And take all our scenery round on a trail up the high.

And a little trailer as well.

And come over to campfire and sleep under the

stars, all summer with the cornfields and the sea.

Oh, come on, Mom.

Join in.

Perhaps I will.

Perhaps you've made upon something for once.

Ah, we're both by the sea.

Yeah.

I do like to be beside the seaside.

I do like to be beside the sea.

I want you, old laddie.

Roll the water from, from, from.

Where the frostpan plays jiggly on.

From, from, from.

Oh, I can't be down beside the seaside.

Oh, but I'm going to make beside the sea.

There are lots of things inside.

I would like to be beside beside the sea.

Stop, stop the cuddling.

Two bells I've gathered, take them and be true.

And when I'm a man, my man will be to marry you together.

Ah, lots of fresh air, plenty of peace and quiet, and a good appetite.

All right.

If only we had a couple more bowls of beer, we'd be in clover.

Still, ha ha, there's iron things.

Come on, Morty, help me wash off.

I've got to keep me ants nice to attract the public.

I'll keep your company, though.

Yeah, I'll carry this for you, dear.

Mind you, hurry up, there's a bit of wood.

I've got to go bye-bye, baby.

All right.

My head's stiff.

There's a girl.

Well, I'll be.

How's married life treating you, eh?

Oh, come see, come, sir.

Well, now, tell me something.

Is it all this cracked up to be? No, no, don't.

Don't take that tone, old man.

You're talking about something sacred.

I say, isn't this a lock? Not all.

Enjoy yourself, that's my motto.

You're only young once, I always say.

But you mustn't be too young.

When are you going to grow some whiskers?

Your face is as smooth as a girl's.

Still, you'll be briskly soon enough, don't you worry.

Well, I intend to grow moustache in a year or two.

You won't off-look a nut.

What you going to have, a Charlie Chaplin?

No, one of those thin ones.

Like Ronald Coleman.

Here, where's me eyebrow pencil?

Let's see how it'll look on you.

I want to get it like Ronald Coleman.

No!

Oh, still now, wait a minute.

I'll get there.

Oh, I say, that's marvelous.

I say.

I wonder what it'd be like to kiss anybody with a moustache like that.

I don't know.

Let's try.

What do you want to do that for?

Don't you like kissing?

It's our time yet to practice.

Let me show you.

You know what?

I've got a girl already.

Hello, Jackie.

Oh, lovely, lovely.

How goes it, eh?

Must be the fresh air.

I never felt so ready for bed in all my life.

I've just been dreaming a bit of you.

Well, have you gone?

Oh, and I just hate to leave my little angels too good.

He's a grub, he's a baby man.

A nickel wiggle Sylvester wants to knock your fancy waffy heads together.

Love.

Oh, there you are.

About time he turned in, isn't it?

Where's your tent?

My what?

I thought we'd arranged for you to sleep in a tent.

Oh, catch me.

Well, all right.

I'll sleep in it then.

Where is it?

There ain't no tent.

Huh?

Now, if you must know, I, eh... Well, I put the money on the noise.

You what?

Oh, they spent your room for both of us here.

Come on, get your pajamas.

Let's get curled up.

B -b-uh... B-b-b-b-b-b-b-what?

Uh... I'm afraid I'll snow on.

Oh, well, I'll kill you.

That'll give you a clump on the head every time I eat it.

Yeah, but I kick too.

Ah, never mind about that.

Hey, no, it's a bit nippy tonight.

You'll make a proper little hot water bottle.

No, no, I'm... I'm stuffy.

It's dizzy, huh?

Yeah, what's the matter with you?

I took a bath last Saturday night.

Hello!

Hello!

We're going to stop the show.

I need your help because we're up to the dance.

In comedy and drama, comedy comes as well.

The pink girls will try to do their best.

I have the comic of the show with laughter song and jest.

I'll try an infertaining wall.

I'll introduce the rest.

Too late, that comic is my job.

And then if you approve, a poem I'll recite to you.

Just anyone you'll choose.

In me, you see the baritone.

In fact, I'm everything.

I play for all the other three.

And then I have to sing.

In me, you say the sweet sweet sweet for you.

I sing and dance.

I sing a little melody.

You just give me a chance.

You want your kids.

You want your kids from me.

I need your kids.

I need your kids from me.

Why, don't you love them? Some melody.

Some garden've frozen.

Some want luxury.

Ladies and gentlemen, and our group of fake artists over there on the boat.

I mean you!

The man who makes a girl cry!

Shut up!

If you think you're so much cleverer than we are,

why don't you get up here and do a turn yourself?

Well, all the same, I owe an apology to our friends.

I should think so.

I assure you I had no intention of distressing this charming young lady.

I laughed only at the sad thought that if indeed I wanted a kiss from her,

there was so little hope of my getting it.

No, don't say that.

Here, here, here.

That's not the sort of entertainment we want here.

Is it?

And as for this young man who taught me a lesson that

I badly needed, I beg him to shake hands with me.

My dear fellow, I beg your pardon.

Ladies and gentlemen, having had a liberal sample of our friends' humor here,

we'll return to the genuine business of giving you entertainment one and all.

Let me introduce to you Mr. Sylvester Scarlato,

singing the winkle on the boarding house floor.

Mr. Sylvester Scarlato.

Don't stop and listen to this.

Why not?

Well, it's horrible.

Alright.

Look here, I like you.

Come up to my studio after the show and let's make a party of it, eh?

Bring your pals.

Ask for Michael Fane.

Anybody will show you.

What's the matter with you both?

Don't you think it's fine?

What?

Why'd you be in an orchard with the singing and the laughing and the dancing

and the wine and the smell of the wet grass and all in the moonlight?

Grab him!

Here's to you!

What do you think you're doing?

Look at him, will you?

What time do you make it?

You know, there's something about you.

Well, as a matter of fact, I'm not that... Hello!

Hello!

My nice furniture.

Oh, too many.

Betty asked me down.

Her parents lived down here, so I came.

And how long do you stay?

Till Betty stood out, perhaps?

Or her parents are too shocked?

Or I'm too bored?

Well, don't get bored too soon.

It's marvelous having you here.

What's this for? Oh, Morty.

I love you, Morty.

Don't.

Don't do it.

Morty, she will.

She will do it.

No, no, no, she mustn't.

I can't stand it, I tell you.

Here, Dougie.

Say he follows her about.

Say she's going to run off with him.

No.

No.

He follows her.

She'll run away.

No, she mustn't.

I'm talking with life after driving me mad.

Is that your idea of a joke?

Dear Father, come on, Father.

It's all right.

Oh,

I...

I had a nightmare.

I dreamt that I was in Morty.

Morty, where is she?

She's gone home.

She's on a murder.

Is this more than a costume? Yes, yes, yes.

Look here.

You're lovely, Eddie.

Who saw her? No, she didn't.

Yes, yes.

Carrying on with some fella.

Oh, no, no, no.

You're just playing a joke.

Come on, Father.

Let's go.

So you've woken up, lovely daddy.

I just thought I'd go for a little bit of a stroll.

You brazen baggage.

You were with him.

She saw you.

What a wicked lie.

Oh, yes, of course it's a lie, Father.

You shouldn't be so rude.

Such a pretty boy.

No, no, really.

I say don't do it.

But darling, I said nothing.

But if you will have it, he had a nigh glass and a moustache.

There you are.

That isn't it.

Oh, I can't touch me.

Come here.

Come here.

Stop.

Stop.

Oh, I can't.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, well, well.

Here.

Give the one on the skirt.

Get him a bottle for me.

Don't stop him.

I'd do all the fight.

I'll do all that then, so, mister Mickey Cat.

Oh, here I go.

Come on, the rest of you.

Get out of there.

Oh, well.

I'm afraid I'm just going now.

Good Lord.

Stay there.

Back to the sand where we belong.

It's not here, anyway.

Get on.

Get along with the guard.

Don't worry about us.

We'll go.

Come on, let's keep going!

Come on!

Come on, you two.

I'll give them another free show.

That's all they want for us.

Such a clown.

Well, he was a jolly old clown.

Now he's a miserable one.

Thanks to you.

And you've made a nice boy behave like a little swine.

Oh, you've got no feeling for a little joke.

Disgrace the lot of us in front of the gentry.

And she ain't no better than she should be for the looks of us.

Oh, I hate the sight of her.

And he's as bad.

Take it from here.

Don't do the step out of your claws.

Well, well, it's a pretty fast piece of skirt, eh? Well, I know.

Well, I like the way that car goes.

That's all I want.

What are you doing?

Did you shoot yourself lovely?

Oh, just you road dog.

Oh, come on.

I'm not a meteor.

Hey, who's that? Please.

It's me.

I came to say I was sorry.

So you should be.

Yes, I know.

Would you mind if I said goodbye? Not at all.

Well, goodbye.

Goodbye.

I can't imagine why I acted like that tonight.

I hadn't any right ever to come here.

I thought I had.

But... no.

You were right to chuck me out.

Everything was so lovely, and...

I made it horrible.

I'm cheap.

I'm loud-mouthed.

I can't control myself.

I never could.

But poor old thing, he goes mad with jealousy and...

and so...

well...

Goodbye.

Here, wait a minute.

I, um, broke some money to pay for the things we broke.

This is all I've got.

I... I hope it's enough.

Here you are.

Here, come on up.

Come on.

Come on up.

Now, look here.

I know I'm right.

You are an exceedingly nice boy.

But in Heaven's name, why don't you allow yourself to hit a woman? Well.

..

Well, you don't understand.

If you understood, you wouldn't think it was so bad of me.

You say, um... I'm not... Oh, of course, of course.

You're not going to see your father treated like that.

I quite understand.

Mr. Betsky was completely in the rock.

Oh, well, that's all right.

She's a strange girl.

She's a Russian girl.

My legs are... just lives for one sensation after another.

Oh, well, let's forget about it, shall we?

Uh, we'll have a drink.

No, no, thank you.

I... No?

No.

Oh, women.

Women.

They always mess things up.

Yes, I hate women too.

I just want to forget they exist.

Don't you?

Well, I had the same thought just before you came in.

Oh?

But I don't know.

Now, let's be reasonable, sir.

Let's be just... Now, which would you rather?

Spend the day with a duke, a great artist, an explorer, or a really pretty girl?

Why, I choose the great artist, of course.

Oh, more fool you.

I'd plunk for the pretty girl every time.

Oh? I say, I.

..

I know what it is that gives me a queer feeling when I look at you.

There's something in you to be painted.

Oh?

Yes, that's what it must be.

Look, will you come and sit for me?

Will I?

I'll sit for you till my bones crack.

Oh, they'll crack all right.

Here, here's something to cleanse the bargain.

Oh, no.

Go on, take it.

Well, come on, we're about tea time tomorrow.

You might bring your costume with you.

All right, sure.

No, I...

Yes, I... I suppose I had better go.

Well, you can bed down here if you want to.

No, I can't.

Suit yourself.

Oh, light up.

Oh, thanks.

Do you want me to open the door for you? No, no, I.

..

I... I light the window.

Good night.

Good night.

Mr. Fane?

Mr. Fane!

Is that you, Sylvester? Come in.

May I?

Just be a moment.

Been picking apples and thought I'd have a bar.

Oh?

Here, come on in.

Let's see how that costume looks by daylight.

I... I... I haven't had it on yet.

Well, get into it.

I say, can you see my trousers out there?

You might bring them into me.

No, I can't see them.

No, well, never mind.

I'll come out for them.

Oh... No!

Hey, what in the name of it?

Oh, you're not impressed, are you, Mr.

Fane? What?

Good heavens, boy, what are you up to? Oh, I see.

You're really a girl.

I wondered why I was talking to you as I did.

I say, I hope I didn't say anything to you, I shouldn't have.

Well, well, who would have thought I wouldn't know a girl when I saw her.

Come on, sit down, you wannabe.

Sit down, you crowing hen.

You freak of nature.

Sit down, let's have a look at you.

What?

What is so funny?

What is so funny?

I don't know why you stick out your legs.

Well, I didn't ask you to look at him.

Oh, don't be angry, don't be angry.

Oh, what a pyro party.

What a prize, Beckett.

Oh, I shall die.

Well, I'll go and spare your life.

I'm sorry.

Have I offended you?

Come, come, I didn't mean it.

There, you're a jolly girl.

A pretty girl, too.

No, no.

Chuck it, I say.

A vixen, eh? I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to hit you.

I'm rude and rough and clumsy.

I should have stayed as a boy.

It's all I'm fit for.

Oh, no, no.

Who wants more hobbledy-hoies in the world?

Well, as there's always room for another pretty girl.

You're all right while you're charming.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

My hair's charming, I suppose.

It's very amusing.

Yes, my freckles, they're amusing, too.

Look at them.

And the way I stand... Yes, yes, you're nice from your head to your toes.

My toes?

Why, they squeeze the death in these shoes.

Oh, dear.

Big feet, eh?

I should say I have in this dress.

I keep wanting to put my hands in my trouser pockets.

I don't know what to do with them.

Well, why don't you give them five rounds with a nail brush?

What?

Oh...

Look at...

Poor child.

So I hurt her feelings, did I?

I said the sort of things she was saying herself... and she didn't like it.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm just a fool.

Well, of course you're a fool.

But I'll tell you the cure.

You've got to learn the tricks of the train.

Tricks? Not me.

Well, men will play tricks on you, so you better be armed.

Now, listen to me.

Don't squeak and squeal about your freckles and your hair all the time.

Remember, you're a very charming person.

Oh, no.

You are.

I say so.

But all the funny bits are charming, too.

They're the spice.

You're just saying that.

Oh, don't be coy.

Don't be coy.

I'm not.

Yes, you are.

You're a lawyer.

Temper, temper.

Oh, you'll make a sophisticated young lady, all right.

You'll soon play the game like all the rest of your sex.

You'll take our compliments for granted.

You'll lie, you'll tease, you'll pretend indifference, pretend you're fond of somebody else.

Is, um.

.. is that good? Oh, certainly.

And you'll refuse our kisses as before.

A little more gracefully, eh? One hope.

That you will bend lower...

and lower.

What idiot's that?

What's going on?

Oh, what's going on?

Oh, what's going on?

I can wait for you.

That's amazing.

I know.

I'm bad.

I've been so wicked.

Don't scold me too much.

Be nice.

Well, you know I always forgive you.

Why don't you smile at me?

What is she like?

Who?

What do you mean?

The one you have in there.

Well, why, how should you do that?

I see her in your eyes.

Goodbye, Michel.

Oh, no, no.

Come and see her in the studio.

Or she'll amuse you.

But who?

The little pierrot boy.

But were you a girl dressed as a boy?

Or were you a boy dressed as a girl?

Sylvester is Sylvia.

Charlie.

How lovely she is.

Yes, isn't she?

And you're very strong.

I know that.

I must give you that back.

I'm terribly sorry about last night.

Oh, let's forget about that little wretch so vest her Sylvia.

So much more charming.

Perfect.

But you, my friend, do you get up late?

You'll go to bed early.

Oh, I was just having a bath.

Very nice English custom at the bath in the afternoon.

Oh, well, if you'll forgive me, I'll go and put some things on.

Chomping three minutes, you can time me.

I haven't a watch.

Isn't he... Oh, but this is so lovely.

It's beautiful.

It's a poem.

Now, what do you mean?

But you can tell me, my dear.

To me, Michael, he's a very dear friend.

Really?

But... I...

Last night, you and Eve were well...

So that's why you hit me, you child.

You were jealous.

I'm ashamed.

Oh, no.

It's natural to love.

And to be jealous.

And you're very happy.

Yes.

He loves you very much.

I see that.

Do you?

How?

Do you really, really think that... Oh, but you must.

He's told you how lovely you are.

Well... He's kissed you.

Oh, no.

Yes, he has.

So you must know that he loves you.

Oh...

Perhaps... Perhaps he does.

Did you time me?

Did you time me two minutes, ten seconds? World record.

Oh, too bad.

You've got to do your clothes all because of me.

Well, the rest of the world will benefit.

Beauty is never wasted.

Now, how about some tea, eh?

Perhaps I will not stay too tea.

What?

I'm always too late.

You have my whole life in that.

Hello, hello, talking in riddles again.

I smell trouble.

I never learn.

I play with things too long.

And then they hurt me.

And I plead with you.

And you've begged me and forgiven me.

And I haven't cared.

But suddenly... Perhaps I do care.

And now... Now what? You and you.

And you stolen her from that bad handsome parallel man.

Look here, you can't play those blasted tricks on me.

You'll know I adore you.

But what a pleasant consolation.

So pretty, so simple, so innocent.

Just what you like.

Don't be ridiculous.

Can't you see, she's only a mere child, but she knows nothing of that sort of thing.

And anyway.

..

Darling, forgive me.

I'm so silly.

Well, you better... I'll stay.

For a long time.

All right, I'll go meet the tea.

I'll give it.

I think that I will have to go.

Goodbye.

Oh, but why?

Why, child?

Don't call me child.

I'm not.

You see, somebody's waiting for me too.

That bad handsome parallel man that he didn't steal me away from.

You don't mean to say that you weren't that fellow.

Well, why not?

It's just like you and you.

And goodbye, I...

You'll be very angry with me, finally.

That's it before, somewhere, haven't I?

Well, well, well, well, well.

What's the matter?

Had a bit of a disappointment in the studio, eh?

Didn't come up to scratch, did he?

Well, you stay among your own pals.

Now, from now on, we're going to be a proper little foursome, you know that?

I like you.

What?

What are you?

You come out in your true colours.

Oh, don't do that, my dear.

Keep here.

Keep here.

What's the matter with you, father?

Are you drunk?

Oh, you what?

She's gone shopping.

Do you think she's gone shopping?

Eh?

I... I keep on fancying that... she's with that fella.

She... I... Aah!

Here's little fanny-cops!

Thank him, you've come.

I've got you some nice blood.

Holy snakes.

I don't believe it.

You're a fine-up girl and you're surprised you never dreamed it.

Maybe you can't believe it, but still I'm a girl more than...

I must have another look at her.

Hello, hello, Marty.

Can't you see she's upset?

Now, go on, get the tea ready so we can start packing.

Packing?

Yes, we're moving off.

Who says so? I say so.

We all say so and I look slippy.

Well, I say we ain't going.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

We... we must go, my dear.

Because this place here is getting me down.

I... I get crazy ideas here.

I... I keep on thinking some fella's following you about.

But of course, now...

now that I know we're all going away, you know, I... I know it's all right.

It's... it's all tummy rot.

But sometimes, you know, sometimes it seems as real to me as...

as that rat there.

Oh, I know it.

Go on, go on up, get the belters cooked, and then you can make a little arrangement.

Here, here's the grub.

Make me a little arrangement, eh?

Perhaps I will then, after all.

I didn't.

..

I woke up with a friend, didn't I? She's gone.

She's gone!

You come, Arnie, maybe she'll come back.

I must find her.

I must... I must... Arnie, you!

I tell

you, you'll never find him in weather like this.

He'll cool off and come back.

Go on.

Take those things off and go back up.

No!

No!

I've had to find him.

I'm scared.

He's gone from a small friend.

Here, give me that bandit.

What?

Are you going to? Of course I am.

Come on.

Yes, come on.

He

left the door still open.

He hasn't come back yet.

Ah, he's probably saving sounds somewhere, taking this

rest while we've been walking ourselves to death all night.

No, no, no.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

No.

I'll go.

You stay here.

Ah, take it easy.

Take it easy.

No,

no.

Don't take it too hard.

Poor old thing.

Well, he's out of his misery.

Let's get out of him.

All right.

Remember how jolly he was when we first started out?

Everything's always jolly when you start out.

Ah, hard liquor and a soft art.

That's what you might say he died of.

Oh, well.

Pretty she got older, didn't they?

Pity anybody ever gets older than anybody.

Yeah, what's the matter?

Are you still fretting about that artist? No, no.

Oh, I should hope not.

Why, the fella didn't even bother to come around and give you a word of sympathy.

He treated you like a worn-out glove.

Well, let's forget about it.

That's the stuff.

Oh, I look at it.

Maybe we ain't good enough for some people.

You know, I'll tell you the truth, though, I...

I got an eye full of that Russian girl of his.

Saw her up in the town yesterday and the day before.

Oh, well, what of it?

What of it?

Nix, whereas you and me, we suit.

And there's a little bit of war modernist, too, you know? Yes, I know.

Of course you do.

Who else is fond of you like I am, eh? Nobody.

Nobody.

That's it.

Here, I'll tell you what.

That's you and me muck along together, eh, and let the rest of the world go to pot.

What do you say?

All right, then.

That's it.

Here.

No, not there, here.

But let's wait until we get away from here.

It won't be long.

No, it won't be more than ten minutes.

I'll get down and get the water bucket to the trough, and then we'll get going.

And, kid... Michael!

Michael!

What is it, Sue?

Michael!

Michael!

What's up, Sue?

Hey, Sue, where are you? Good.

Well, I suppose you better go and get Mr. Finn.

After now, after now.

Something fishy about this.

I'll tell you what she has to say.

That's none of our business.

Let him come and take away.

That's all we want, isn't it? I suppose so.

Look.

..

She looks... I don't know.

Broken.

And so, so lovely.

Who thinks she could be such a beast? Well.

..

I suppose it's just her luck right now.

What's going on?

Why haven't you gone?

Those errands boys just think I am.

If he wants his girl, let him take better care of her.

Take my job to fetch and carry for Mr. Curly-headed artist.

Well, I'll go myself, then.

Well, you're the proper little cupid, aren't you?

Hey, I thought you waited there.

Well...

I hated her because of... something.

But... Now I see.

Monk, she must be terribly in love with him.

Think of it.

She was ready to die.

That must mean a terrible lot.

And...

He loves her.

I know, you see.

It's wrong, wrong.

She don't even think of that.

Look here.

She'd met a good-looking yokel on her way to the water.

She...

She wouldn't be here now.

You've got the mind of a pig.

It's a pig's world.

Maybe.

For you and me.

But not for her, if I can help it.

I'm glad you didn't go to him.

I'll go to him myself and I'll...

I'll tell him what he... what she did and... and what she's like and...

and then he'll come and take her and...

and they'll be happy again.

And... you and I can go.

Mr. Payne!

Oh, Sylvia!

My dear, I'm so sorry about your father.

I was coming down tonight.

I didn't hear about it till this afternoon.

Listen, your... your friend is at the caravan.

Oh?

Yes, you must come to her.

You must be very kind to her.

You must put everything right, no matter what the trouble was.

Good, well, well, well... Because she... she tried to drown herself.

Good heavens!

Is she all right? Yes, nearly.

I mean.

..

Oh, thank goodness.

But... it isn't right for her to be unhappy like that.

She mustn't let her be.

She'll save this time.

By whom?

Who saved her? Come on.

You, you did, didn't you?

Yes.

Oh, bless your heart.

Come on, come on.

The car's outside.

Hurry up.

It's gone!

It's gone!

Gone?

Do you think she got worse? Could he have.

.. could he have run her down to the doctors?

Yes, that must be it.

No, that isn't it at all.

What?

We must save her.

Save her?

From what? Monkley.

Monkley?

The dirty swine is run off with her.

She was helpless.

Well, is he a lunatic or what?

No, he wanted her.

He'd do anything.

Oh, I'd break his neck.

They could have been gone ten minutes.

Five miles in that thing.

We'll get him.

Well, which... Which way could they have gone?

Straight and different.

Wait a minute.

There's a house down there.

I'll ask them.

Run, run.

I'll have a look this way.

Have you seen a caravan pass by?

What's a caravan?

Well, it's a little house on wheels.

The gypsies have them.

What is this?

Have you seen a parallel caravan pass by? Why, yes.

One pass here just a short time ago.

Really? Wait a minute.

What?

My dress!

Oh, no!

No, no, it's a pair of blind men!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no!

There we are!

Where have you got to?

Come on!

Here, whose clothes are those? Mine.

What, the dress?

Cheers, come on.

What, the girl on the beach?

Well, don't laugh.

I got the information.

They went that way.

Oh, hurry!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Now what are we going to do? Oh, dear.

Well, let's get away from this place anyway.

Oh, I am sorry.

Can you... Yeah, you're sure you can drive? Yes, yes.

Well, go carefully.

Oh, I can drive.

Now, careful now.

Hey!

Hey, we're in a hurry.

Yes, it looks like it, young man.

Show me your license.

Oh, show some sense.

This is important.

License, please.

Don't talk like a fool.

Here, let's see if you can drink.

No, I haven't.

Take your dirty hands off me.

Now I won't drink.

No!

No!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Well, this is a pretty mess we're in.

Well, you simply should have been more careful without the policeman.

Well, I like that.

And so I... Catch me standing up for you the next time.

I can stand up for myself, thank you.

Heeds all very well, but that was madness.

No, considering who we were after.

Yes, considering you can't drive.

Can't drive?

Can't drive?

Well, you're just nervous.

Oh, you... If I was after a girl, I shouldn't care.

Yes, but you happen to be after something quite different.

Oh, don't talk to me.

I don't want to.

Then don't.

I won't.

All right, then.

You'll get your supper right away and you'll see the magistrate in the morning.

Oh, come on.

Is it bad? I don't know.

No, I don't think so.

Oh, yes, it is, yes, it is, no, I didn't.

Clumsy fool.

Yes.

Clumsy, impetuous, generous, warm-hearted fool.

Now, why did you say that?

Oh, I don't know.

It just said itself.

Well, now I know you're tired, but sit still.

I'm getting it, I'm getting it.

I will.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, the light was kinder than I am.

Well, now you can go to sleep.

But... What? Well.

..

Well, I mean, I...

Don't you think I ought to tell them?

Tell them what?

Well, that I'm a fool.

Oh, no, no.

No?

Of course, all kinds of bother.

Well, it might keep us here for hours, days.

After all, we've got to get on.

Oh, yes, yes, we've got to find them.

Yes.

Well, you stretch out here, and I'll make yourself comfortable on the floor.

That'll be all right.

Oh, yes, all right.

There we are.

That's fine.

Yes.

Oh, now, you take the girl, because I never used one.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, my goodness, yes.

Once we get out of here, we'll leave the car and take the train to London.

And then... Then what?

Well, if I know Lillie, she'll be taking you a precious monkly to Paris.

We'll get him back for you on the boat train.

Oh, he'll be taking her to the race courses.

Oh, you'll have her back in no time.

Come on, beautiful, I'll be down for you some after.

I'll take the darling car down for you.

We do, we go to Paris.

Please, do the dirty part, I know that.

We do, we go to Paris.

Why, you, I love you.

Sylvia, what is it? Well, nothing.

I just wanted to say that I...

I do love my new costume.

That's right.

Hello, that's it.

Dinner, that's what I need.

You too, I expect.

No, no, not me.

Well, I mean, I'd much rather wait for the second dinner.

It might seem greedy to go for the first.

Don't be absurd.

No, matter of fact, I have a headache, you see.

You look a bit strange.

Oh, oh, yes, there.

Oh, what you need is tea.

I'll go and get you some.

No, no, don't try.

No arguments, no arguments.

While I'm there, I'll have a bite myself.

Look, I think I'm marvelous.

Oh, dear.

Well, oh, dear.

Oh, is there plenty of room?

Any amount, sir.

Over here, sir.

Over the three foots so far.

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, it's such an awful crush.

I couldn't get near the place.

I mean, well... It ain't better?

Yes, now, I mean, not much.

Oh, same, I think I'll pull the blinds down.

I'm not going anywhere.

Can I come back?

No.

No.

What will you do if we don't find them?

We shall find them.

Yes, yes, I'm afraid so.

Afraid?

Yes, you know how I disapprove of you and Monkley.

Don't trouble about me.

How can you people be like this? There they are.

Yes.

Well, we've got them.

And now... Come on, we'll give them the surprise of their lives.

Won't we?

Come on, let's get them.

Let's get them.

Yes, let's hurry.

Wait a minute.

Before I go in there, I've something I want to say to you.

You're everything that's fresh and lovely and sweet and brave and good.

I don't know what I'm going to do without you, and I don't care.

Understand?

Now, I'm going to get you your Monkley.

Monkley, hang Monkley.

Why?

Because I love you.

You know it.

I never guessed anything.

Never guessed that I had told you.

Never guessed that you made a whole world different for me.

I tell you, I love you.

Oh, I've longed for you.

It's five whole days now, and it seems like my whole life.

I... I... I wish of you.

Oh, my dear.

No, no.

Paddy!

Paddy, shall I go back to him?

You're staying here with little Jimmy, see?

You and me are going to get his stuff.

I'll find another suppose.

No, let me alone.

I hope you make it that slow down.

You're going to dump him on with me.

What are we doing?

She comes in here.

Nothing at all ridiculous things will kill me.

Anyhow, I'm even going to stay at the carriage.

All my friends are there and Oliver and Cecil.

And he's going to do lovely pictures of me.

I might stay at the risk if you want me to, but

I don't see why I shouldn't stop at the carriage.

All my friends are there.

But George is waiting.

And Roger has to hear all your comments.

Did you see anyone get off the train?

No.

Anyhow...

Well... If not, I go back to Michael.

Excuse me.

I've broken his heart, I know, good man.

How dare you!

Are you laughing at me?

I've never seen such a thing in my life.

I don't know what you think.

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