Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,703 --> 00:00:02,605
MARTIN: Milo! Dinner!
2
00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,505
[SIGHS]
3
00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:09,291
What could you possibly be
sighing about at your age?
4
00:00:09,297 --> 00:00:11,319
Whooping cough is going
around. Was that a whoop?
5
00:00:11,325 --> 00:00:12,495
Sounded kind of whoopish.
6
00:00:12,501 --> 00:00:15,333
It's "Grandparents'
Day" at school next week.
7
00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:16,624
I know. We're all set.
8
00:00:16,630 --> 00:00:18,264
- My dad is...
- A dud.
9
00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:21,237
No offense, but the guy's
a walking golf shirt.
10
00:00:21,243 --> 00:00:23,532
Just a super bland person
11
00:00:23,538 --> 00:00:26,301
who's led an incredibly uneventful life.
12
00:00:26,407 --> 00:00:29,306
Milo! [LAUGHING]
That's... that's not nice.
13
00:00:29,312 --> 00:00:30,986
Or true!
14
00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:32,696
My dad is very interesting.
15
00:00:32,702 --> 00:00:34,420
I might even say he's fascinating.
16
00:00:34,426 --> 00:00:35,646
How so?
17
00:00:35,961 --> 00:00:37,241
Did my dad ever tell you
18
00:00:37,247 --> 00:00:39,766
about how much a hamburger
cost when he was your age?
19
00:00:39,772 --> 00:00:41,171
That's not gonna cut it.
20
00:00:41,251 --> 00:00:43,147
I wish your dad wasn't dead.
21
00:00:43,153 --> 00:00:44,247
Oh, he's not.
22
00:00:44,451 --> 00:00:45,951
He's just dead to me.
23
00:00:46,059 --> 00:00:48,155
Now, that's interesting.
24
00:00:48,161 --> 00:00:50,554
None of you kids remember Grampa Brock?
25
00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,638
I kinda do.
26
00:00:51,644 --> 00:00:53,239
How come you guys don't talk anymore?
27
00:00:53,245 --> 00:00:55,522
Well, it's part of a
long-standing tradition
28
00:00:55,528 --> 00:00:56,861
with the men in my family.
29
00:00:56,867 --> 00:00:59,063
My dad didn't talk to his dad, and...
30
00:00:59,069 --> 00:01:01,421
his father disowned his, and...
31
00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:02,719
so on and so forth.
32
00:01:02,725 --> 00:01:05,839
- Wait, does... does that mean...
- Probably. Yeah.
33
00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:07,711
I mean, I'm gonna want to talk to you.
34
00:01:07,717 --> 00:01:09,423
You're just not gonna
want to talk to me.
35
00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,016
- You'll see.
- Interesting.
36
00:01:12,022 --> 00:01:13,472
I talk to my family.
37
00:01:13,478 --> 00:01:14,948
So, do we each get one relative
38
00:01:14,954 --> 00:01:16,658
we can reject when we're older?
39
00:01:16,863 --> 00:01:19,480
Lots of great candidates, but...
40
00:01:19,486 --> 00:01:21,260
- I'm leaning towards...
- Mae!
41
00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,443
Just call him, Dad. You'll feel better.
42
00:01:23,449 --> 00:01:26,596
Ha! You really don't remember him, huh?
43
00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:29,778
You should be happy that
you have one grandfather
44
00:01:29,784 --> 00:01:31,575
who's willing and able to participate.
45
00:01:31,581 --> 00:01:34,372
Can I at least say he was
part of a cult or something?
46
00:01:34,378 --> 00:01:35,502
No, but you can tell people
47
00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:37,786
he once saw Garry
Shandling at the airport.
48
00:01:37,792 --> 00:01:39,703
- Not true.
- Half-truth.
49
00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:43,202
'Cause it turned out it
wasn't Garry Shandling,
50
00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:46,601
but your grandpa said it
looked exactly like him.
51
00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,695
♪
52
00:01:49,701 --> 00:01:52,810
♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
53
00:01:52,816 --> 00:01:56,418
♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪
54
00:01:56,608 --> 00:02:00,655
♪ Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need ♪
55
00:02:00,661 --> 00:02:06,053
- ♪ Someone to say everything's okay ♪
- Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com
56
00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,887
♪ Everything's okay ♪
57
00:02:08,871 --> 00:02:12,236
Okay, so, if I add vacation pay...
58
00:02:12,242 --> 00:02:13,797
brings us to...
59
00:02:14,142 --> 00:02:15,988
negative $1,200.
60
00:02:15,994 --> 00:02:17,533
We're bleeding money, baby.
61
00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:19,307
[COOS]
62
00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:24,522
♪
63
00:02:24,528 --> 00:02:28,530
[LINE RINGING]
64
00:02:28,921 --> 00:02:31,432
It-it's Lisa. She's on the FaceTime.
65
00:02:31,438 --> 00:02:33,137
Oh. Was there a wildfire?
66
00:02:33,365 --> 00:02:34,882
- Ask her. Ask her.
- No.
67
00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,768
No. There was no fire, no
earthquake, no mudslide.
68
00:02:37,865 --> 00:02:40,483
Just... financial ruin.
69
00:02:41,748 --> 00:02:43,696
I just wanted to let you guys know...
70
00:02:45,053 --> 00:02:48,662
not to turn my room into a
solarium, because... seems like I...
71
00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,366
- Oh, it's happening!
- She's coming home... trouble...
72
00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,914
[LAUGHING] Oh, I'm so
glad we bought the crib!
73
00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,590
Honey, we're gonna get a bassinet.
74
00:02:55,596 --> 00:02:57,223
- I think...
- [LINE DISCONNECTION BEEPS]
75
00:02:57,817 --> 00:03:00,699
[ANNIE CRYING]
76
00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:01,896
Annie, no.
77
00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:06,085
You are gonna love Idaho.
78
00:03:06,091 --> 00:03:07,271
[ANNIE COOS]
79
00:03:07,661 --> 00:03:10,372
Until you realize other places exist.
80
00:03:11,349 --> 00:03:12,769
[VOICE BREAKING]
Then you're gonna hate it.
81
00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:14,052
[FUSSES]
82
00:03:14,268 --> 00:03:16,066
You're gonna hate it so much, Annie.
83
00:03:18,256 --> 00:03:19,870
FRANK: Oh, man!
84
00:03:19,876 --> 00:03:22,644
- FJ rocks so hard!
- [LAUGHS]
85
00:03:22,650 --> 00:03:25,030
I'm serious. He is just aces!
86
00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,502
Yeah.
87
00:03:26,564 --> 00:03:29,554
Hey, I got a little work to do.
[SIGHS] Mind if I set up on the table?
88
00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,947
No. I'm...
89
00:03:30,953 --> 00:03:34,042
gonna listen to this podcast
that Lena told me about.
90
00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:37,323
Podcasts! [CHUCKLES]
What a world! [LAUGHS]
91
00:03:38,628 --> 00:03:39,839
Mm.
92
00:03:40,229 --> 00:03:42,838
[FJ COOING]
93
00:03:42,844 --> 00:03:43,844
♪
94
00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:47,185
FEMALE NARRATOR: The cities change,
but the pattern stays the same...
95
00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:51,178
a handsome man with Southern
charm romances a complete stranger
96
00:03:51,184 --> 00:03:54,982
then slowly takes control of
her money, her family, her life.
97
00:03:54,988 --> 00:03:57,940
Investigators called
him the "Silver Stalker,"
98
00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,245
but many of his victims
didn't even know his last name.
99
00:04:01,251 --> 00:04:04,412
They simply knew him as... Frank.
100
00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,120
[OMINOUS CHORD STRIKES]
101
00:04:06,126 --> 00:04:10,234
That's crazy, right? I mean,
Frank is not the Silver Stalker.
102
00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,313
No!
103
00:04:11,556 --> 00:04:14,953
You're not dating America's
most popular sociopath.
104
00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:16,524
Frank is a Pasadena dad.
105
00:04:16,530 --> 00:04:18,736
The guy from the podcast is a drifter.
106
00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:21,879
Yeah, but mine could've
drifted here from Pasadena.
107
00:04:21,885 --> 00:04:23,848
He could've drifted over.
108
00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:25,973
Is that a rib?
109
00:04:25,979 --> 00:04:28,613
♪
110
00:04:28,745 --> 00:04:31,082
Should he be eating solids already?
111
00:04:31,088 --> 00:04:33,506
Kid was born with a full set of
teeth. What do you want me to do?
112
00:04:33,512 --> 00:04:35,225
- I know, but it...
- Lena, please.
113
00:04:35,319 --> 00:04:37,870
FJ is capable of making
his own food choices.
114
00:04:37,876 --> 00:04:40,278
And today, he chose tangy,
115
00:04:40,284 --> 00:04:42,103
Kansas City-style barbecue.
116
00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:45,243
♪
117
00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:48,497
If he was the Stalker, he
probably wouldn't be dumb enough
118
00:04:48,503 --> 00:04:50,387
to still go by "Frank," right?
119
00:04:50,393 --> 00:04:52,688
Although it would be the perfect way
120
00:04:52,694 --> 00:04:54,489
to throw people off his scent.
121
00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,308
♪
122
00:04:56,314 --> 00:04:57,911
It's a fun podcast, right?
123
00:04:57,917 --> 00:05:01,085
♪
124
00:05:01,278 --> 00:05:04,209
- [LAUGHS]
- ♪
125
00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,591
Ooh, yeah, baby.
126
00:05:07,784 --> 00:05:09,299
Remove it.
127
00:05:09,305 --> 00:05:10,497
"Remove it"?
128
00:05:10,503 --> 00:05:12,500
Yeah. Isn't that what you say?
129
00:05:12,506 --> 00:05:14,172
Like, to a stripper?
130
00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,183
I certainly wouldn't know.
131
00:05:16,189 --> 00:05:17,391
Good answer.
132
00:05:17,481 --> 00:05:19,084
Now remove it.
133
00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:20,386
Mm-hmm.
134
00:05:20,477 --> 00:05:23,393
- Mm, mm... Maybe don't.
- [LAUGHS]
135
00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:26,034
So, listen, I was thinking
about what Mae said,
136
00:05:26,302 --> 00:05:27,716
and I called Charmayne.
137
00:05:27,722 --> 00:05:28,722
Who?
138
00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,527
Your cousin Randy's second wife?
139
00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:31,639
[GROANS]
140
00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,210
- She gave me your dad's contact info!
- Lena...
141
00:05:34,216 --> 00:05:36,783
- Just in case you change your mind!
- [SHOWER WATER RUNNING]
142
00:05:36,789 --> 00:05:38,190
I won't.
143
00:05:38,313 --> 00:05:40,689
Honestly, if I want to be ridiculed,
144
00:05:40,695 --> 00:05:43,074
I could just stop by Mae's room.
145
00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,309
But he's family.
146
00:05:44,315 --> 00:05:45,494
Don't you think it's sad
147
00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,468
that you don't have a
relationship with your dad?
148
00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:49,824
Come on, Lena. You've met
the guy. He's a selfish jerk.
149
00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:51,725
He blew off our wedding
'cause it was trout season.
150
00:05:51,731 --> 00:05:53,631
How would you feel if
one of our kids grew up
151
00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:55,027
and refused to talk to you?
152
00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,832
Well, if it were because
I was a toxic person
153
00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:59,833
who made them chronically
unhappy, I guess I'd understand.
154
00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,298
But I don't refuse to talk to him.
155
00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:03,321
It's not like he's beating down my door.
156
00:06:04,104 --> 00:06:06,079
[DOORBELL RINGS]
157
00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:08,988
- Brock!
- ♪
158
00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,784
What are you doing here?
159
00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:12,547
Sorry for your loss, Lena.
160
00:06:12,945 --> 00:06:15,126
I told him Dad died so he would come.
161
00:06:15,850 --> 00:06:17,927
Now, this is what I'm talking about.
162
00:06:17,933 --> 00:06:21,156
You should see the other
grandpa I've been working with.
163
00:06:21,363 --> 00:06:22,744
Martin's not dead?
164
00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,373
♪
165
00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:26,670
Oh, geez.
166
00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:29,365
Hi, Pa.
167
00:06:29,371 --> 00:06:30,776
Just figures.
168
00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:33,691
No way Mr. Hollywood
here would have the balls
169
00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,387
to do anything to get himself killed.
170
00:06:35,393 --> 00:06:36,528
I'm sorry.
171
00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:39,662
Are you mocking me
for not getting killed?
172
00:06:39,785 --> 00:06:42,494
Pffft. Oh. Almost forgot.
173
00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:44,382
[GRUNTS]
174
00:06:46,033 --> 00:06:48,350
Caught this little baby
on the drive down here.
175
00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:51,744
Oh, my goodness, Brock, look
at the size of that thing!
176
00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:52,952
Aw, come on.
177
00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,854
Can we eat it for dinner, Pa?
178
00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:55,911
Don't call him that.
179
00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:57,197
Why don't I go gut it?
180
00:06:57,203 --> 00:07:00,311
Uh, yes. Uh, Milo, take
your Grampa Brock around back
181
00:07:00,317 --> 00:07:02,481
so he doesn't get his giant
fish juice in the house.
182
00:07:02,487 --> 00:07:08,017
♪
183
00:07:10,094 --> 00:07:12,110
So, the nurse says, "You
wanna know what you're havin'?"
184
00:07:12,116 --> 00:07:13,189
So I say, "Sure."
185
00:07:13,195 --> 00:07:16,182
- So she says...
- "Congratulations. It's a girl."
186
00:07:16,188 --> 00:07:20,346
- [LAUGHTER]
- MILO: A girl?! But Dad's a boy!
187
00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:23,653
- Not according to medical science.
- Okay. It's a common mistake.
188
00:07:23,659 --> 00:07:26,157
It happens all the
time with ultrasounds.
189
00:07:26,163 --> 00:07:29,259
I mean, I painted his room peach. Peach!
190
00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,660
[LAUGHTER]
191
00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:32,677
Anyway, that's...
192
00:07:32,951 --> 00:07:35,881
- my favorite Martin story.
- Oh! There you go, folks.
193
00:07:35,887 --> 00:07:37,857
Nothing I've done
while alive can compete
194
00:07:37,863 --> 00:07:41,742
with the time they couldn't find
my fetal penis in an ultrasound.
195
00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:43,353
- Couldn't find it...
- [LAUGHTER]
196
00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,459
- at all.
- Okay.
197
00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,774
I mean, Mae, come on.
198
00:07:46,953 --> 00:07:48,045
I'll allow it.
199
00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:52,349
It just so happens that I
would've loved a peach room. Okay?
200
00:07:52,355 --> 00:07:54,298
Peach is one of my favorite colors.
201
00:07:54,455 --> 00:07:55,871
And fruits.
202
00:07:55,877 --> 00:07:57,175
God bless.
203
00:07:57,770 --> 00:08:00,682
I don't have a problem
with any, you know, groups.
204
00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:02,366
And you two...
205
00:08:03,564 --> 00:08:04,964
enjoy the fish.
206
00:08:05,662 --> 00:08:07,287
- We will.
- Thank you?
207
00:08:07,497 --> 00:08:09,366
So, what are you doing these days, kid?
208
00:08:09,372 --> 00:08:11,192
Still working at that car rental place?
209
00:08:11,198 --> 00:08:14,975
The place that I worked at one
summer during high school? Yeah...
210
00:08:14,981 --> 00:08:16,684
Yeah, I'm still... still there, Pa.
211
00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:18,684
- Mm.
- Martin works for Forager.
212
00:08:18,848 --> 00:08:20,136
No [BLEEP]!
213
00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:21,543
- Yeah.
- That place
214
00:08:21,549 --> 00:08:24,059
that sells the heated
tents to metrosexuals?
215
00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:27,740
You really instilled a love
of the outdoors in Martin.
216
00:08:27,746 --> 00:08:30,347
You must feel so proud that
he's followed in your footsteps.
217
00:08:30,353 --> 00:08:32,312
He didn't follow in my footsteps, okay?
218
00:08:32,318 --> 00:08:35,119
I wouldn't take a leak on
Forager gear if it was on fire.
219
00:08:35,491 --> 00:08:37,383
And I love taking leaks on fires.
220
00:08:37,389 --> 00:08:38,884
Tell me about it!
221
00:08:38,890 --> 00:08:41,015
Forager makes
top-of-the-line survival gear,
222
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,726
okay? We did a company
retreat in Yosemite.
223
00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,140
Yeah, so they could sell
those overpriced canteens
224
00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,030
that are probably made in Bangladesh.
225
00:08:48,116 --> 00:08:49,429
No offense.
226
00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:52,221
Y-You think we're from Bangladesh?
227
00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:53,531
I don't want any trouble, okay?
228
00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:55,539
You shoving off after dinner, Pa?
229
00:08:55,545 --> 00:08:58,916
What?! No! He has to stay
for Grandparents' Day!
230
00:08:58,922 --> 00:09:03,315
- Please, Grampa Brock?
- Aw, I don't want to be a burden, Mijo.
231
00:09:03,321 --> 00:09:04,608
His name's Milo.
232
00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,292
It wouldn't be a burden.
233
00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:08,668
But maybe in the garage...
234
00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,591
you know, just so that we're
not all crowded under one roof.
235
00:09:11,597 --> 00:09:12,984
I don't need anything fancy.
236
00:09:12,990 --> 00:09:15,142
Well, it's not fancy. It's a garage.
237
00:09:15,239 --> 00:09:17,919
But it's the perfect
place to house family.
238
00:09:19,119 --> 00:09:21,316
And nothing's more important, right?
239
00:09:21,322 --> 00:09:23,874
♪
240
00:09:24,307 --> 00:09:26,883
Martin was so upset, he
left right after dinner...
241
00:09:26,889 --> 00:09:28,795
said he needed to clear his head.
242
00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,819
He went for a run in his jeans.
243
00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:31,899
Oof.
244
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:35,624
Seriously, Dad, compared to
him, you were... [CLICKS MOUTH]
245
00:09:36,099 --> 00:09:38,060
Sorry... who's a famously good dad?
246
00:09:38,066 --> 00:09:39,450
Billy Ray Cyrus.
247
00:09:40,236 --> 00:09:41,336
Really?
248
00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:43,730
Feel like the jury's
still out on that one.
249
00:09:43,736 --> 00:09:45,248
Oh, no. He nailed it. Yeah.
250
00:09:45,254 --> 00:09:47,670
Well, Ray Cyruses aside,
I don't want the kids
251
00:09:47,676 --> 00:09:51,161
thinking it's okay to turn your
back on family. I mean, look at us!
252
00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:54,071
Look at how tight-knit
our group is, right?
253
00:09:55,978 --> 00:09:57,391
Right?!
254
00:09:58,266 --> 00:10:01,368
- So rude! Maya, say "Right"!
- Right.
255
00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:02,712
[SCOFFS] Why'd you
even come on this walk
256
00:10:02,718 --> 00:10:05,329
if you were just gonna
listen to that stupid podcast?
257
00:10:05,335 --> 00:10:06,921
You're driving yourself nuts.
258
00:10:07,037 --> 00:10:10,226
- Okay. Got to run. Bye.
- Bye, doll.
259
00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:12,029
What if I'm not nuts?
260
00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:14,942
The Silver Stalker has
a razor-sharp jawline
261
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,731
and oppressive positivity,
262
00:10:16,737 --> 00:10:19,960
and he preys on the
desperate and strange.
263
00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:21,844
[LAUGHING] I mean...
264
00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:23,649
You're doing it again.
265
00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,647
You are sabotaging your relationship
266
00:10:25,653 --> 00:10:27,621
because you're afraid to be happy.
267
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,012
Look, there's got to be a
way to prove it isn't him.
268
00:10:30,018 --> 00:10:32,629
Didn't the Silver Stalker
have some weird phobias?
269
00:10:32,635 --> 00:10:33,925
I don't know. I didn't finish it.
270
00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:36,457
Dogs! He's deathly afraid of dogs!
271
00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,945
That's how they almost
caught him in Fort Collins.
272
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:41,764
Dad, could I borrow
Dander for, like, an hour?
273
00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:44,961
FRANK: Ooh, hold on!
Don't come any closer.
274
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,158
I knew it. You're afraid of dogs!
275
00:10:47,164 --> 00:10:48,461
Afraid of dogs?
276
00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:51,782
Heck no, girl. That's man's
best friend right there!
277
00:10:52,742 --> 00:10:54,267
I'm just super allergic.
278
00:10:54,273 --> 00:10:55,539
Allergic?
279
00:10:55,545 --> 00:10:56,838
- Ohh.
- [DANDER WHINES]
280
00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,757
He's a heart-melter, isn't he?
281
00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:00,578
[BABY VOICE] Oh, yes, you are!
282
00:11:00,584 --> 00:11:02,386
Oh, you're such a cutie!
283
00:11:02,859 --> 00:11:04,792
[WHEEZILY] Oh, God... Oh, Go...
284
00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:08,289
[NORMAL VOICE] Okay. I'm going in.
285
00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:13,401
All right. Now... I'm gonna
rash out hard. That's a given.
286
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,079
But if I stop breathing,
I'm gonna need you
287
00:11:15,085 --> 00:11:17,805
to punch a hole right
here in my trach. Okay?
288
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:21,611
Now, if I flatline, I need
you to bring me back with this
289
00:11:21,617 --> 00:11:22,979
and then...
290
00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:25,275
give me two of these.
291
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:28,181
Now, once I return to this plane,
292
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,819
I'm gonna beg you to let me sleep.
293
00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:31,688
You must not let me sleep.
294
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:34,081
Now, I'm gonna say all kinds of
things and I'm gonna act normal.
295
00:11:34,087 --> 00:11:35,794
I'm gonna be like, "What's the
big deal? It's just a little sleep.
296
00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,123
I'll be fine, girl"... but I won't be.
297
00:11:38,935 --> 00:11:40,209
I'll never wake.
298
00:11:41,021 --> 00:11:42,920
[BABY VOICE] That's right!
I'm never gonna wake up!
299
00:11:42,926 --> 00:11:44,013
[NORMAL VOICE] Okay.
300
00:11:44,108 --> 00:11:46,006
Come here, boy! Come here!
301
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,789
Aah! No, no, Frank! No!
302
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,181
Dang!
303
00:11:50,695 --> 00:11:52,969
Look how protective you are of me.
304
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,980
Oh, I love it!
305
00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:56,806
[HUSHED] I picked a good one.
306
00:11:56,812 --> 00:11:59,079
♪
307
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:02,502
You know, I haven't been on a
dog-less walk in quite a while.
308
00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:06,006
It's kind of nice... mellow.
I can go any which way.
309
00:12:06,202 --> 00:12:07,336
Crap!
310
00:12:11,312 --> 00:12:12,808
Okay, well, she hasn't seen you yet.
311
00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:14,342
You could duck behind that tree with me.
312
00:12:14,348 --> 00:12:15,846
Dad, no!
313
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,125
You know, I've been avoiding seeing her
314
00:12:18,131 --> 00:12:20,825
ever since you got in my head
about that whole Martin thing.
315
00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:23,627
I'm gonna go say "hi."
316
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:25,668
Well, I'm not. I'll call you later.
317
00:12:31,783 --> 00:12:32,882
Lisa.
318
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:34,604
Hey, can I help you with that?
319
00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:35,913
Uh, thanks.
320
00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:37,338
What are you doing? Skipping town?
321
00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:40,129
♪
322
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,221
Oh, you actually are.
323
00:12:42,525 --> 00:12:45,129
I tried. I really did.
324
00:12:45,135 --> 00:12:47,215
And the extra support
from you guys helped,
325
00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:50,047
but I'm just drowning in expenses.
326
00:12:50,242 --> 00:12:53,158
And juggling a new job and a new baby.
327
00:12:53,164 --> 00:12:54,243
I get it.
328
00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:56,359
♪
329
00:12:56,365 --> 00:12:58,068
He's gonna be mad, huh?
330
00:12:58,352 --> 00:13:00,961
Not mad... sad.
331
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,526
Thank you for everything, Lena.
332
00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:08,612
♪
333
00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:09,821
[ANNIE COOS]
334
00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:17,781
♪
335
00:13:17,787 --> 00:13:19,797
Come say goodbye before you leave?
336
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:25,593
♪
337
00:13:25,599 --> 00:13:28,127
I mean, you acknowledge that he's
a miserable son of a bitch, right?
338
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,650
- You see that?
- Oh, totally.
339
00:13:29,656 --> 00:13:31,748
Yet, and in my entire adult life,
340
00:13:31,754 --> 00:13:34,064
he has not done one nice thing for me.
341
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,767
I mean, why is he still even here? Huh?
342
00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:39,295
When he found out I wasn't
dead, why didn't he just leave?
343
00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:41,194
Lisa's moving back to Idaho.
344
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,295
♪
345
00:13:42,301 --> 00:13:43,301
What?
346
00:13:43,307 --> 00:13:45,709
I ran into her loading up her car.
347
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,092
Well, was she planning on telling me?
348
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:50,685
I think maybe she's
working her way up to it.
349
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,496
I don't believe this.
350
00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:56,294
Well, what are we gonna do?
351
00:13:56,864 --> 00:13:58,566
I guess we...
352
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,303
look into flights to
Idaho, plan a visit.
353
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,249
Okay. Wow.
354
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,081
You seem like you've...
made your peace with it.
355
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,555
Well, hey...
356
00:14:11,929 --> 00:14:16,049
Look, no one fought harder
to keep Lisa here than me.
357
00:14:16,132 --> 00:14:19,854
In the end, I think this was the
choice she was always gonna make.
358
00:14:20,612 --> 00:14:22,049
So that's it?
359
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,563
Unless you have another idea.
360
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,642
I think we just
361
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:29,329
have to let the chips
fall where they may.
362
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:33,353
♪
363
00:14:34,419 --> 00:14:35,756
♪
364
00:14:35,762 --> 00:14:36,762
[DOOR CLOSES]
365
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:37,951
Hey!
366
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,156
So, how was Grandparents' Day?
367
00:14:40,162 --> 00:14:42,053
He killed it. We totally won.
368
00:14:42,059 --> 00:14:43,853
I'm sure it wasn't a competition.
369
00:14:43,859 --> 00:14:45,888
Not by the time we got finished with it.
370
00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:48,430
I'm gonna be shoving off
soon. Is Martin around?
371
00:14:48,516 --> 00:14:49,909
I got something for him.
372
00:14:49,915 --> 00:14:51,641
Brock, you got Martin a gift?
373
00:14:51,647 --> 00:14:53,445
- Ah...
- That's so sweet.
374
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:54,817
Show her.
375
00:14:58,069 --> 00:14:59,553
[SNORTS, LAUGHS]
376
00:14:59,559 --> 00:15:01,766
Let me guess... Dad?
377
00:15:01,772 --> 00:15:03,342
[LAUGHS]
378
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:05,147
Dad even had a girl name.
379
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,242
- Milo, it's not nice...
- It was Gwen!
380
00:15:07,248 --> 00:15:08,780
- Gwen?
- Mom!
381
00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:11,477
I can't believe you went out of your way
382
00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:14,582
just to have a poster made
in order to humiliate him.
383
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,086
I didn't go out of my way.
384
00:15:16,092 --> 00:15:18,602
There's a Kinko's right across
the street from the kid's school.
385
00:15:18,608 --> 00:15:19,608
- Well...
- ♪
386
00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:24,297
♪
387
00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:25,901
Hiding from Grampa Brock?
388
00:15:25,907 --> 00:15:27,102
No.
389
00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:28,404
But is he gone yet?
390
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:29,710
Almost.
391
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:32,702
With all due respect,
your dad is a macho jerk.
392
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,316
Ohh. Believe me... I know.
393
00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:38,025
Well, now I get why you
are the way that you are.
394
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:40,706
What are you talking about? How am I?
395
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:42,222
Oh, come on, Dad.
396
00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:44,725
Always trying to convince me that
I'm not supposed to have feelings,
397
00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:46,449
and when I do, not to show them?
398
00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:48,718
I don't do that.
399
00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:51,338
Are you kidding? That's the majority
400
00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:53,238
- of the advice you've given me.
- [SIGHS]
401
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,323
[SCOFFS]
402
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,461
Great. That's great.
So I'm... I'm like him?
403
00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:00,354
What? No! You're nothing like him.
404
00:16:00,645 --> 00:16:03,344
That's how I know we'll
still talk when I'm older.
405
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,153
You'd never walk away from
your kids without a fight.
406
00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:08,169
I wouldn't.
407
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,618
You got a divorce and didn't walk away.
408
00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:14,220
Yeah, I didn't. That's exactly right.
409
00:16:14,536 --> 00:16:15,813
Yes.
410
00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:17,524
Thank, Mace.
411
00:16:23,587 --> 00:16:24,907
Maya, are you robbing me?
412
00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:27,290
Oh. Don't hurt me. Just go.
413
00:16:27,296 --> 00:16:30,059
W-why would I hurt you?
You're my squeeze, girl!
414
00:16:30,065 --> 00:16:31,075
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
415
00:16:31,081 --> 00:16:32,594
What are you hiding?!
416
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,600
Hiding?
417
00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,719
Nothin', I'm an open book.
418
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:39,341
Go through my stuff...
pockets, e-mails, Venmo feed.
419
00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:40,759
- [WHIMPERS]
- It's public.
420
00:16:41,028 --> 00:16:43,101
So you're not the Silver Stalker?
421
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:46,501
The podcast guy? He's in
jail, serving a life sentence.
422
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,906
Didn't you Google him?
423
00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,975
I didn't want any spoilers.
424
00:16:50,981 --> 00:16:52,279
♪
425
00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:53,684
I respect that.
426
00:16:53,886 --> 00:16:56,825
Okay, let me get this
straight. If you're not...
427
00:16:56,831 --> 00:16:59,926
pretending to be the nicest
guy in the world, then you're...
428
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:04,042
actually the... the
nicest guy in the world?
429
00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:06,744
- ♪
- [CHUCKLES]
430
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:14,978
♪
431
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,255
Girl...
432
00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,075
I'm gonna murder you in your sleep.
433
00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:20,584
[BOTH LAUGH]
434
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,762
♪
435
00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:23,870
Well...
436
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:25,755
sorry I missed him.
437
00:17:26,263 --> 00:17:28,061
Say goodbye for me,
will you, Stringbean?
438
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,072
Will do.
439
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,987
Oh, and, um...
440
00:17:33,381 --> 00:17:34,982
make sure he gets this.
441
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:38,168
- Why are you so hard on him?
- Huh?
442
00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:40,596
All you do is make fun of him.
443
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,776
Is that why you dressed
him up in girl clothes...
444
00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:44,698
so you could tease him about
it for the rest of his life?
445
00:17:44,704 --> 00:17:45,736
No.
446
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,185
It's just that your grandma and
I didn't have a whole lot of money
447
00:17:49,191 --> 00:17:51,692
and we couldn't afford
a second set of clothes.
448
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,110
We were worried about
putting food on his plate.
449
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:58,532
Well, that actually
sounds... pretty rough.
450
00:17:58,538 --> 00:17:59,539
Yeah.
451
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,629
Why didn't you just
return the girl clothes?
452
00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:05,120
I guess I could've done that, but...
453
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,199
you know, returnin' stuff's kind of gay.
454
00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:10,524
Bye, Grampa.
455
00:18:10,802 --> 00:18:11,908
Hold on.
456
00:18:11,914 --> 00:18:13,386
Do me a favor, will you?
457
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,311
Tell your old man that, uh...
458
00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:18,848
I once had a pair of
gloves from Forager.
459
00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:20,433
♪
460
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:21,439
Ah.
461
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,151
Make sure you tell him that...
462
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,644
they were pretty good gloves.
463
00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:29,231
Don't tell him they were great gloves,
464
00:18:29,237 --> 00:18:30,926
'cause they weren't. That'd be a lie.
465
00:18:30,932 --> 00:18:33,997
Just, uh, say they were decent.
466
00:18:34,911 --> 00:18:37,055
I'm sure that'll mean the world to him.
467
00:18:38,191 --> 00:18:39,256
Yeah.
468
00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,107
[CLICKS MOUTH]
469
00:18:42,113 --> 00:18:43,326
All right. See ya.
470
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,716
♪
471
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,565
[DOOR OPENING]
472
00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:51,549
Oh! Hey, there you are!
473
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:53,762
You were gone so long,
we started to get worried.
474
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:55,557
[SIGHS] Went to go talk to Lisa.
475
00:18:55,955 --> 00:18:57,167
Babe, look at me.
476
00:18:58,861 --> 00:19:00,106
I fixed it.
477
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,709
Fixed what?
478
00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:03,287
I thought about what you said.
479
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,475
About the chips falling where they may?
480
00:19:05,481 --> 00:19:09,061
No. No, about the garage
being the perfect place...
481
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:11,247
For cars? And storage?
482
00:19:11,253 --> 00:19:12,662
What? No.
483
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,689
No, for family.
484
00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:17,190
Okay, see, I feel like, more recently,
485
00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:18,606
I have been talking about the chips.
486
00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:21,784
Lisa and Annie should
move into the garage.
487
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,519
Martin, that's crazy.
488
00:19:24,525 --> 00:19:26,512
Babe, it's gonna help
them out financially,
489
00:19:26,518 --> 00:19:28,792
we get to be close by
and... and... and help.
490
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:31,121
Martin, she would never. I've offered.
491
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,871
She didn't even wanna stay here
for one night during the blackout,
492
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:37,768
so I highly doubt that she's gonna
suddenly move in just because...
493
00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:42,767
you asked her.
494
00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:45,065
Hi.
495
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,655
Hi.
496
00:19:46,661 --> 00:19:49,962
♪
497
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:53,386
Look, I don't want the kids not
talking to me when they grow up.
498
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:56,799
Any of them. And that includes Annie.
499
00:19:57,569 --> 00:19:59,778
I wanna be a part of their lives.
500
00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:04,092
LISA: We said it would
just be for a short while.
501
00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:07,675
Until, um...
502
00:20:07,681 --> 00:20:09,492
till I get through this rough patch.
503
00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:11,283
Of course. Yeah.
504
00:20:11,289 --> 00:20:14,290
Just, whatever... you guys need.
505
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:19,069
Okay, I'm just, uh, just gonna
get 'em set up in the garage.
506
00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:20,075
Yeah.
507
00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:23,081
[JACKSON BROWNE'S
"DOCTOR MY EYES" PLAYS]
508
00:20:23,087 --> 00:20:28,127
♪
509
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,489
Welcome home.
510
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,987
♪
511
00:20:31,993 --> 00:20:35,594
♪ Doctor, my eyes have seen the years ♪
512
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,593
♪ And the slow parade of fears ♪
513
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,241
♪ Without crying ♪
514
00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:44,644
- ♪ Now I want to understand ♪
- _
515
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:48,133
♪ I have done all that I could ♪
516
00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:51,405
- ♪ To see the evil and the good... ♪
- Martin, what's wrong?
517
00:20:51,411 --> 00:20:53,703
You cheatin' on me with
that Russian contractor?
518
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,498
Are you from the South now?
519
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,338
[LAUGHTER]
520
00:20:57,452 --> 00:21:01,442
♪ Doctor, my eyes ♪
521
00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:04,036
♪ Tell me what is wrong ♪
522
00:21:04,042 --> 00:21:06,950
♪ Was I unwise ♪
523
00:21:06,956 --> 00:21:13,162
- ♪ To leave them open for so long? ♪
- [SCREAMS]
524
00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:20,186
- ♪
- Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com
37072
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof