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you know did she drop to yell at Leon

anyone yet that's yet but don't bother

me until she does

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this is some night I'm glad the

department assigned you here to Hawaii

okay

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let's go it's time to get Nikko

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give this to the third fellow from the

end want the pink shirt

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maile why do you want to see me out here

at 5:00 in the morning it's really

important lesson I've got to talk to you

Harris wants me to fill you in on a few

things what's going on what's that noise

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the killings last night sir get the

Senators good sides with the building in

the background say senator I just want

to reassure the citizens of Y that the

state crime committee will not be

intimidated that his brutal act of

violence took place last night I've lost

three valuable investigators three fine

man who my friends dedicated public

servants their deaths would be

dishonored if I in any way we're to

waver in my commitment the people of

Hawaii to pursue these murderers Connie

I'll change your lens give me a nice

close-up I got a point out senator

senator

be harder with us I know it's a tragedy

wipe out this [ __ ] you'll be sitting in

the governor's seat okay senator are you

saying that those responsible for the

deaths of your investigators are the

same men your committee has under

investigation but on the telephone since

3:00 this morning talking to the federal

law enforcement agents it's my sworn

determination to clean this up

immediately

in fact we're meeting in a half an hour

to discuss the situation with the

government that too killed anywhere

electronically all communications have

been checked out you think you can

handle it

piece of cake

driver governor's management go

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goddamnit Jen can't be so reticent with

a press you gotta loosen up he heard you

got a great chance to be a hero a hero

with the voters not a [ __ ] like this

blossoms greatness my friend if we

broadcast what we're onto it'll turn to

powder just as sure as hell right before

our eyes

patient relations you're the boss but

let me handle your image with the media

if the cajon is our man he's behind all

this and we all have to be careful

because it boils down to the fact that

you and I want to

they're as much as long as the next guy

down the highway half mile south of sea

life mark let's just cut right improve

as although what that is that you're

doing

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all right drivers pull down the passer

let's go

some gag on eco you're too much daddy

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yes sir I talked with Harris last night

he left London this morning and landed

in Washington two hours ago he's on his

way out here to Los Angeles but maybe

Jeff he should be here at any second

yes sir I'll be glad to keep you

informed

and we got a real bastard on your hands

with this crime organization that won't

quit

I've got a green light to go this is

going to be touchy touchy

worry about touching what do you got not

a master by those creeps they've already

taken out a senator and he's eight and

three of the best agents in the island

and one of their wives let's cut the

[ __ ] what do we have

I'd let it go

now the computer has kicked out six

names two of them are in jail one of

them was killed last night in the

gunfight in Argentina the other three

are clean and they're flaky as hell

they're all flaky who else would do this

this guy goes by the name of Geronimo

haze he's supposed to be good

we need an organizer

some studies put together a real heart

sketch name is to Solano drew sivanna

he's killed everybody he ever dealt with

he's the best big guns

well we've got a location on we want us

to go with you Harris

eat your lunch

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yes come on in Jaz expecting you

civil but you go in there and fire up

that sauna this is not gonna take long

enough I'll come in and join you in a

few minutes I've been in the jacuzzi all

morning and I'd be approved by midnight

eros have a seat you haven't changed a

bit

the whole damn animal kingdom right by

the ass you always would know son of a

[ __ ] that's my style I know you heard

about the multiple killings in Hawaii

read this iris I don't have to read this

I know all about it and I'll tell you

what you don't need me you need the US

Marines I'm looking for a tight group

with a lot of imagination you and

whoever you pick to get the job done no

arrests no jacking around just a quick

clean no news wipe out you lean on him

and you'll walk away is that all you

want you don't slip a goddamn word you

just move on the bastards and nobody

nobody ever knows but you can't tell me

your budget hotel you watch my mouth

these are the worst mothers we've ever

dealt with the contract murders

extortionists guerrilla fighters weapons

experts you name it

they are hard core they know the islands

you know how to move and how to kill

you're gonna go with me our policy is

total hands-off so my ass is on the line

again that's a chance I'll have to take

and that is why you picked rusev on the

computer picked rusev oh no then

certainly hope that your computer knows

that I have a lifestyle I have to

maintain you have to hit the right

buttons and you have to come up with the

right numbers like say a 7 get a comma

and then three zeros one more comma and

then three more zeros period I'll take

care of my mother again

you see dears you got it pal

Silverman me laughs how many times do I

have to tell you that you can't be

taking off your clothes and for the

company you mean I can't do this I tell

you I see like that problem simple I

think you need a nose job

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well look who's here

he's still leading a hard life huh

simple girls just do what they can I

think much better when I'm relaxed look

I'd like to talk to your lap this is

Jenny hello

she's a pro and she goes with me

wherever I go

I got a little business I want to talk

over with you

you know I always like to listen to what

you've got to say Alexa could you use

some books

sure good but this time I like to have

enough left over so I can keep you for a

while here it is and it's a tough and

then your man is Ronald Kahala you're

finding living on the island of kawaii

which after the card for this bastard

that's why they called the Hermit

extortion loan-sharking gambling the

hermit's big break is right at the top

of the sphere

ask anybody in the islands about his way

of doing business the son of a [ __ ]

in the class all his own when it comes

to persuasion once you get a good look

at this guy you'll never forget him and

he's just as mean as he is ugly he likes

to do his own killing so you watch out

the Hermit could still is a good

advertising emphasize that he just

enjoys a hell out of it

three years ago he was just another

tourist aboard a commercial jet over the

Mediterranean hijack was took command

forced to landing it's a fire

Carla's wife died in his arms the

terrorists took him would he became one

of them for a while

he hired out as a hitman in Paris and

now he's on the islands collecting money

there's uh there's just one thing to

bring him down off his mountain it'll be

open girls and if I remember correctly

it looks oh that's where you shine hello

drew howdy cowboy you still hanging on

to that hundred acres tooth and nail

that's a nice-looking horse you got

there ought to be a paid $50 for cowboy

I'd only horse you got ya right now it

is still got my plans for my thousand

acre ranch so yeah hey this whole place

is gonna be concrete it's right over

that hill there bring a thousand acre

ranch you ever saw

damn condominiums moving in so fast I

after boy I never once wild shoot out a

few signs scare the bastards away long

enough till I can get some money to buy

uh cowboy I got a job for you what's the

job

well you draw ticket number two it's

young fella named butterfly

one would target is Arthur Chester

Lincoln they call him butterfly his

trademark dear aunt wings of happiness

except the rushy starts leaves a lot of

fallen fliers for visibility he's a big

circle which makes him very popular with

a young crowd but what his hip little

legion doesn't know is that they all

wind up buying him directly from the

butterfly he's into every avenue of drug

trade in the islands dealing and

anything will turn a profit you name

from a kid's first toke two PCP nitrates

hypnotics cocaine and heroin he gets the

newcomers going with his freebies and

then he sucks in brownie touch the

butterfly you have a good trip this

first ones on me couldn't draw this one

it's gonna be good

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all right let's do it I trust you better

fly

anything you say Mia

cowboy I don't have to tell you your man

is also responsible in one way or

another for all the OD deaths that are

on the rise that's some butterfly I see

you still wearing that medal from a

sixty-four championship yep drew it's my

good luck piece boy that was a long time

ago can you still do it that might be a

little rusty but I can still handle it

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my crew that drunk last night they were

thrown in the slammer right so I end up

at Birth the [ __ ] the oldest tired ass

secretary enough pullout half-wit son

and look when you just do the wind

chills for me okay just clean the

windshield I don't do windows you should

know that

come on how many how long is it gonna be

man is the car ready

look at this car got any chance of

winning is the Pope Catholic

is the Pope Catholic is been gay what

she says is the Pope Catholic

say good luck to you racist say stand on

it ass up Stanley

same place

he can't refuse them now his last chance

to qualify here he has come with his

crew

second I have one one what one of

everything

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still traveling fast Lena hey listen did

you ever heard of Alexander Graham Bell

I mean can't you use a telephone man you

really psyched me up when you show it

about there I was just trying to get

your attention

well you got it tt rhymes a Superfly

Boise County Raceway talking at you I

got something for you TK yeah I was born

in the night but not last night's room

look I could get kill knowing you well

you jump higher and run faster than

anybody I know and I need that

I keep told chin known by all is simply

mr. chin weekends find him in Honolulu

looking after his sleep or he's

beginning to get a stranglehold on the

docks for the shipping and government

transporting and selling guns dope

people whatever and it comes to

disciplining the ranks no one does it

like Jim Kim I have a job for you

lesson listen pick up his son at the

Kalani school today

and shoot off his kneecap either one

dummy life itself means absolutely

nothing to chin he once ordered a

boatload of illegal refugees blown to

pieces rather than be apprehended by the

coastal authorities all of Jim's

important meetings usually take place on

Hawaii

he has his own private golf course there

and he never misses his Saturday and

Sunday round

cause God is making problems for us

they're on to the gunship mr. Jin hey

listen don't worry they can be deterred

now Kahuna's promised us this and he's

got jammed the radio until we get the

shipment through I don't know I know

listen you better get that shipment

through on time take care of me your own

way TK but remember those refugees I

wouldn't mind seeing this man explode

now what have you got there has to be

reliable which arranged on that new

weapon I was 8 miles 8 mile maybe more

you see the Russians developed business

it's a marvelous scientific

accomplishment but science only enters

into it in a very fundamental level

getting the victim in the precise

targeting

at the precise time that is the

challenge then I lock that laser on to

him and as you say in the West that

sucker goes it is a man is he orderly

and precise

Oh drew speaking of things animalistic

what do you think would be the

scientific result of crossing an onion

and a donkey

why don't you just go ahead and tell me

most of the time of course you're gonna

get an onion with large floppy ears

but on occasion dear friend on occasion

you will get a piece of ass that will

bring tears to your eyes

George

keoki McDowell he's made the water for

you here the stock certificates mr.

McDowell I think you'll find them all in

order the master had money and points

manipulation here is a badass perfectly

tailored for your complicated routines

this guy MacDonald is a financial wizard

of the organization and he's got a real

death lock on certain public officials

because of money he controls easy marks

for his bribes as a result keoki

McDowell has been the hidden man in

almost every shady land deal and

building scandal in these islands in the

past five years

good afternoon mr. McDowell so nice to

see you oh by the way professor his

daily routine includes a few stocks

certain as sunrise McDowell is in the

results business his way is direct and

brutal have the escrow documents by

Tuesday you'll take your eye home in a

bag do you understand

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well I sit for the mainland the rest of

the seven are already in Hawaii but

unless we move fast on this there might

not be any so-called paradise here all

of these islands would fall under a

shadow from Honolulu here to Hilo Mahina

up to Lihue every place their plan is to

destroy what is here and cultivate a new

order first out of fear and intimidation

the tourist business would drop off to

nothing and as soon as that happens the

element were after closes in for the big

kill to prey on a collapsing economy hey

man you're breaking up the profits I

stay in shape anywhere I can true hello

let's see now you didn't arrive on a

cruise you're not a tourist type a girl

probably but not necessarily how's your

head my head and hands are working fine

true it's good it's good I need him so

I'm not playing that game anymore so

tell me did you run did you ever hear of

a mr. Lee mr. Chen a keoki McDow a

butterfly a hermit the Kahuna casting a

Hawaiian horror story

c'mon ed is Wally law commonly called

mr. Lee but there's nothing common about

this one his office is a penthouse of

the Hawaii building where he's amassing

one of the finest art collections in the

world

all items stolen from museums traded for

lives

power the whole range of illegal

influences what you're having there for

me mr. Hammill mr. Lee this is one of

the world's finest pieces of porcelain

from the Ming Dynasty surrounded by

bodyguards mr. Lee is the one figure who

provides all the contacts for the

combine in Southeast Asia

very nice gesture with offices in Hong

Kong Saigon even Hanoi

looking for my collection really

appreciate a gentleman

well there's one special thing you

should know about he works for hours a

day on the one art he doesn't have to

steal kungfu Your Honor let's call it

charity for Hawaiians well that's more

better brother

besides myself there's one more contact

to make on the island of kawaii

a well-guarded chosen outpost so you

don't come here with your name Aloha my

name is Howard right mr. Charles Howard

from Vermont we've been expecting you

that's right please yeah is that my card

yes it is

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let's have a couple of beers here huh

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I got a joke for this ladies I'm not

gonna ditch right off

oh I see you heard it already hey you're

doing you just [ __ ] music back 150 years

good can I sit yeah please hey man yeah

like you do this

thank you came with the earring do a

long and happy life huh

they didn't believe you when you said

their throat this is Devil's Island

nothing matters here we'll tell you what

I got something matters but I didn't

want to talk to you but until you get

yourself together

I'm together your good look at me here

I'm on the critical is that Jack LaLanne

but I'm together if I was to ask you who

is the biggest hit man on this island

who would you say chemo Medeiros you

want to go to work

chemo Medeiros came over yourself

yeah why not

they take me out we could chalk up a big

one for the good guys

you know you boys tenderers there's

nothing but ears

he's always a pineapple guy Kimo

Medeiros

the hit man always seems to have

somebody on his payroll Kimo points his

finger and his extra hands get the job

done

he's a gentleman furnace booking acts

for clubs lining up town but his real

specialty is human persuasion case in

point the senator is assistant three of

his best investigators and one of their

wives all dead in less than 12 hours

take the bastard out

the Kahuna the expert his real name

Daniel Sakura

carmine Hofmann his distinctive feature

is information lucrative government

leaks in a while who he owns an

unassuming electronics firm who plays

the electronics game to the hilt the

Kahuna can lay a wiretap on just about

any topic of Ehrman post in Hawaii the

published facts that can cause people's

lives you call yourself a bodyguard hey

you weren't trying to sometime Kahuna's

information is a reason behind these

seven scam staying ahead of the

investigations and the Cunha's

organization operates with a

relentlessness of a timebomb so from

here we move fast tomorrow we all meet

at Parker's house outside Honolulu but

first it's just one little visit I want

to make for just once any moment in

paradise

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how long you been waiting all my life

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yeah

the department has wind of your

presentation and wants to pursue a more

conventional approach Jesus Christ

hero's duty of a guru sleep we're only

interested in landing the big fish

account the balance that the subscribers

will fall into line well a contact there

will get in touch with you and let you

know what steps should be taken well

I'll tell you what I've got you steps

you know what I mean

all your personnel there everybody but

the professor and you should be at LA

Airport just about now right yeah do you

have reservations a few but I'll fly

your Airlines anyway hey there you are

have a nice flight thank you we'll be in

touch darling get up we're checking out

thank you

sir I'm sorry I'm gonna have to check

this let me tell you hey John will you

look at this come here mister I've seen

some pretty perverted things but this is

the worst do me a favor will you

I'm on the next plane gonna ye checkered

DK been a long time TK that's right

cowboy I think about you though every

time I see that television show that

comes out of Los Angeles

it's about your people do you ever watch

it I don't watch the idiot box cowboy

what's the show call bowling for

watermelon again oh you really like that

you know with one more IQ point you'd be

a treat good to see you ta it's good to

see you too redneck have you been making

it good there you go little darlin stick

some of this down your neck thank you

how long you been a masseuse ever since

I gave my first massage well here's two

deep fingers and touching the right

spots you know watch him boy he's been

done on everything but the Titanic and

you got everything

I thought so until last month someone

gave me this vibrator

I just can't use it why not

it keeps chipping my teeth chipping it

okay

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there's an old mat as it kind of sums us

up I think take a chance and you'll

never suffer what it is to be bored

don't in the goddamn rental eat you

alive which is right where we are today

and it's a bit it's a bit all right you

can you dig it

look at this look at me man can you dig

this look at this this is how we come

together us seven plus one for Jenny it

might be the greatest mismatch of the

century but I think I see some real

Brotherhood here

well let me fill you in a little bit on

this thing first of all it's no ordinary

cleanup job and we're not dealing with a

bunch of dummies from the underworld

these guys know enough about this island

so they're gonna go out there and grab

off an outlying hotel and probably kill

enough hostages to make the biggest

headline of the goddamn decade you see

the man the big man the Kahuna he's

running the whole show himself

he's got six of chemos hardest dudes

pulling the trigger and there's also uh

a little gentleman named mr. Chen who is

furnishing the weapons you see all of

these seven your seven are involved in

this thing and they're gonna cash in

when it's over example keoki McDowell

he's gonna pick up all the plunging real

estate because a land on these islands

ain't gonna be worth a damn plugged

nickel after they're through then and

there's one other little thing my

contact mr. Harris tells me he's got an

agent babysitting us and I don't have

any idea who it is so this is the last

time we meet as a unit from now on it's

top security do you understand

all right today's Thursday our mission

ends at 12:30 Sunday and our mission

begins no later than 12:00 o'clock on

that same Sunday so in a half hour all

seven of them fall right

that's right because if we're gonna get

this thing done we're gonna get it done

quick once we take out one of them

bastards we got to wipe out the rest of

them in 30 minutes okay the professor

and I get the details worked out Alexa

you TK Kinsella and the professor are

gonna Bianca white so you meet at luma

high point two o'clock well mm professor

okay drew has outlined the problem is a

solution now we have two days left for

preparation Jenny

will buy a convertible paint it and have

it ready for Drew Alexa will outfit an

office maintenance truck for ED Parker

and I'll finish my own work on the gas

gun every step has been calculated and

checked it is far more vital to perfect

the evolution of an active determination

than the actual moment of impact as I

like to call it order and sequence will

simply not fail us follow each step

precisely and you'll come through this

with your ass in one piece and by the

way professor Kowboy and Jenny would

rent a car and follow Kimo those two

bodyguards he has have to be taken out

then goes team on his boys and that long

black car there

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is that all they ever call you is cowboy

what's your personal drugstore I think

you're nuts

they're still about to do hey take it

easy will you

I got it all man we take care of the

senator and his boys didn't we all right

it's your show

Kimo don't work hey that's really

something man it back there looking

wrong huh would you like some attacked

live I'll bet you like take her back

with us

come on dinosaur breath pay the man huh

that's it going good keep the change

thank you good there

some big ol black machine there you got

lots of those cars over here hey boys

ever let speak louder this annoyed that

old car going yonder oh you know them

hakim oh I've been taking care that car

ever seen thick solid you know

bulletproof and all I can stuff no big

thing they've called you at the hotel

you know how he's registered Charles

Howard please he's checked out miss are

you sure [ __ ]

you tell drew about the bulletproofing

he's gone cowboy checked out oh boy

hey why don't you come go with us and

watch me make love to this pretty little

heifer cowboy you really are a pervert

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hey skip give me five give me six give

him a 7 give me eight being black being

great sit down

we're coming down you wanted to see me

that's right have a little celebration

and drink to my new career which is show

business all the way baby I'm gonna sell

this joint team I just might be able to

give you a good offer that's why I

invited you over see I figured maybe you

could pick yourself up a finder's fee

how come you so big hard cuz I want

something to chemo can give me 20 weeks

in a lounge in Vegas can you hack it

yeah sure I can hack it but only chemo

can tell me that so you want me to bring

him over here to here yeah right this

will tell me straight out pick a day do

it Sunday 12 o'clock maybe you got

dynamite

thank you

oh pardon me it's perfect you're right

Oh as a pleasure to see a pretty girl

thank you may I ask what brings you to

Kauai so early this morning

to beat the tourists I enjoy the peace

and I like to be alone

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how are you

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yes thank you thank you excuse me excuse

me yes could you tell me what time are

you through working living o'clock 11

o'clock isn't that marvelous do you

think I could meet you at 11 o'clock

well I don't day to make the cut oh oh

no no I listen I don't mean to Excel you

but you see I'm here alone and I you

know the local customs and thing I

please I'll think about it you think

about it I'll be here

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no I don't know what your game is you

just be out of my way okay

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Jenny we just got to think about this

how about something to drink

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Jenny I don't know what we're gonna do

about chemos bodyguards I need a cowboy

you're driving around that big old

bulletproof tank

I got it got what horseshoes come on

I'll show you

says area you're qualified and the law

says I've gotta believe it take a good

look at me pops

can't you see I qualify for just about

anything I'm not interested that you got

a sex talk just sign this paper bring

that helicopter back to me tomorrow in

one piece

choppers over this way

listen when's the last time you go to

that the summer ours ebony do really you

should go ahead for transplant

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thank you

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the Kahuna is gonna be the tough one to

get out with that skateboard nutty

always has around little bastards just

slippery enough to cause problems miss

dancer here they call Maile who the hell

is she some of the professors go for I

bet doesn't make it bad price that check

them out skater and stay with them I

don't know what he's doing I've got

something for you what hurts isn't I can

you can eat it let me see that

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get up everybody today it's a big

pipeline big waves up today competition

from all over the world

and don't forget later this afternoon we

have those colossal wave rides down the

road from the North Shore judging on

wave selection ride and technique you're

gonna see action today Sunday big Sunday

by the absolute tech Club

internationally known stars

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out on the beds bad luck it's all we

needs a little bad luck

you know I really don't understand all

of this but I know one thing I like you

a lot well when this is all over with

spend a little time on the ranch try to

understand you know when we when we were

in Vietnam we were killing folks who

didn't even know for a few bucks a month

last week a senator and three of his

aides one of the wives were killed God

knows who they'll get next laughs Tommy

must these tumble bugs gotta take them

out

we all stay

remember you're just a decoy do what I

tell you and you won't get hurt

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why in the hell would you wear that

thing on the top of your head I'm a

waitress

if you're a waitress you gotta have this

some day I'm gonna be in Beverly Hills

and working one of those fancy places

I'm gonna work in a good station and

raking the tips maybe hit some dude with

a rolls-royce I'm gonna be the best

waitress in the whole damn world I'm

sure you are

I had a great time well I'm gonna call

you every hour I hope so okay gotcha

laughs it comes Okemo right on time

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it's going over to Kauai to catch good

still the Zach

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I'm skip I want you to come with me like

this just like that come on damn skips

going with you so there's gonna have his

hands full now

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I didn't expect to see you again oh dear

how did you get here by helicopter do

you own this place this I'm doing a

botanical study you have some wonderful

plants here

not many people ever see my God thank

you

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gentlemen

I have something to discuss with you our

receipts are way down and I want to know

the reason why then what happened to the

gold shipment you have promised me

haven't been coming in it's been delayed

a bit mr. Lee sir

it'll be in soon you'd better be here

soon

Sammi and Mike

you couldn't smuggle your ass out of a

massage parlor

what happened to the antique we have

some problem with the Coast Guard sir

who'd have promised to clear this

problem the Kahuna better do more than

that I have a lot of money on that ante

I'd better have it Carl you've been

stealing from me boss I haven't been

stealing from you you son of a [ __ ] you

know what I'm gonna do with you I'm

gonna make some pineapple Sonny out of

you

No all right here bastard you better get

the hell out of here by next week you

better shape up my day I'm gonna be a

real funeral it might be yours

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sometime within the next 24 hours at

Cahoon and his hitters are gonna take

over a hotel and wipe out a lot of

people which hotel which island we don't

know we have to do our number now what's

too late

that's your switcheroo game trading

cards and colors the Kahuna and skater

have never seen my new yellow

convertible cancel on TK on kawaii so is

a professor on Alexa Cowboys here on

Oahu along with that Parker and me we're

strung out over a lot of territory I

just hope to hell everybody has their

act together that's a date

somebody very important to be by about

an hour I want good service I know mr.

Kimo you know that I work for him

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yes sir

where's big Sammy and his mother-in-law

sick you asked me to fill in for in the

next couple hours

I'm here about that yes sir

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take it off

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you too old for that clip

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what happened to the air conditioner

flip open the window

hey I'll open the window hey what's

happening

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takes a pretty good haul slim girl if

you're gonna win the race cause when it

comes to the game life they know seven

plays you done good little darlin

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I have always I am us just remember our

bold attack survived that's the name of

the game there'll be plenty of money

buckets for once we're airlifted out of

here there'll be no fields Norma go she

Asians and no concessions this is going

to be one of the biggest heists in the

history of the world

oh by the way boys when your deck shoes

we're gonna have plenty of blood on them

floors

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laughing Kahuna I can't cover all the

hotel exits

come on I don't know let's go somebody

guy

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I'll get me some tea that mean holy do

you think you go I'm going to 20 boss

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what died out of you one you mr. Lee

we'll see about that

Here I am very good mr. Lee

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hi my great surprise

the last few ways if there is less than

a minute left now in this championship

competition here today

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there's that butterfly son of a [ __ ]

now cowboy I think I'd like to change

into something fit to kill like you

watch that

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hey this looks like a target we like to

think of it as pop art but you're right

does look like a target

you're right it's paradise here I come

to give you $100 let us take your

picture wearing that t-shirt on a

surfboard oh I don't even

actually get yourself it hey I got a

little great Maui wowie why they're

taking the picture what do you guys come

on with my place let's go

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I think I'll do that up here on top of

the hill take the picture huh

I'm gonna catching a big wedge then

don't get some smallness make yourself

comfortable

hi you must be cowboy I'm Miley I work

for Harris he told me to contact drew

but I can't find him he's not at the

hotel right now I think I know when you

drew her her house leader fell or was

thrown from his Hawaii building

penthouse only minutes ago meanwhile an

unexplained gas station explosion in

which the owner was found gagged and

$5,000 in bill stuffed into a set of

Radiohead phones still has police

wondering I bet you don't know anything

about that do you excuse me I have some

business to take care of hello the

Anchorage may I speak to Rhonda please

thank you hello hello baby has your

silly string I professor how are you

doing good good what's happening I get

off at 11:00 good I'll see you at the

same place look I've gotta go mr.

McDowall DS game goodbye baby

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Skater what's that guys doing out there

both bastards here with a chick honey

he's got to get down with it right here

on the freeway holy mackerel Charlie

look at this guy I don't have no time

we're late let's keep moving

hey Thank You mr. Madera say I really

appreciate let's get it on man I don't

got all day yeah Thank You skipper hey

there you go home others I was walking

down the beach the other day near the

ocean because that's where you generally

find the beach near the ocean yeah I was

looking for some ashtrays in their wild

state and this cat come up to me and you

said hey man I took that as a compliment

and then another cat came up to me and

said yeah it was a real cat can you dig

it

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okay mr. Chen I got a shaft for your ass

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give me five give me six give me seven

give me eight yeah being black being

great you know what I'm talking about

now a lot of people say man you can't be

black you're white I said man you could

be anything you want to be it's America

you want to become a Jew you convert you

want to change the color of your hair

you bleach it you want to be black man

just say you're black hey Lucas play

along with me you can pick up this place

your ID pick them up yeah forty-one

percent win the south-southwest at six

knots thank you

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adios [ __ ]

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you wanted to get your rocks off this

should do it

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why are they sending out a red alert

I wonder what the hell is up I don't

know about that a late call boss there

you gonna be careful trusting and

dancing [ __ ] working both sides charlie

miley is alright she's the best oh good

god I've overhaul

take a look at that

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[ __ ] bulletproof

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Charlie blew up

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sorry

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what is that what's a hang-glider doing

here

the Beavers going oh hi you Mother's

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come on school go get him I want this

son of a [ __ ] packed on ice

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you would a feeling you lose a few

skater I got one black brother you

wanted to become white he kissed the

Frog the Frog became a fairy the fairies

did you got two wishes he said I want to

be lily-white and he was lily-white red

hair little freckles and blue eyes she

said you got one more where she says I

never want to have to work another day

in my life and he was black again give

me five give me six give me seven give

me eight yeah being blacks being great

hey I'm gonna play a little song for you

on my little horn is you're gonna really

dig

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at the plane ready we're about four

minutes away

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come on Charlie do guess

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look I need a plane my wife has had a

bad accident like Hawaii and I gotta get

over there it's an emergency and uh

would you help me please okay Bonnie

take much less this plane right away

please okay come swing have a nice day

mr. McDonald

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the creep of the plane I wanna

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and when you bite for a while pal thanks

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I think he's still breathing

sorry on their Court get adopted get a

doctor hurry

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where is he

Dottie Ann I've hurt real bad we'll get

a band-aid you bastard you have the

right to remain silent anything you say

may be held against you in a court of

law

you got the right to an attorney if you

can't tell me

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what happened

it's nothing what's happening take it

out that way let's go

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alexxa take this thing to lumahai point

the professor should be there

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I've hurt real bad boss

okay okay sit right here

I'll go get some first aid okay boss

No

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hey there's two Kahuna attention all

units six Monday

operations still in effect goodbye

you know pal you never cease to amaze me

I do know the first guy on that boat was

in the Kahuna you see the one thing I

knew about the Kahuna was everything he

did was left-handed everything the first

dude on that boat was a righty I'll tell

you what we're gonna do

let's get our helmets polished and get

out of this business

aces men

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Cowboys lucky metal stopped my lace

bullet Harris thought my lay was his age

so he had to check up on us he didn't

figure she'd sell out to the other side

cowboy do you mind if I see you had a

moment Alexa she's mine

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Maile she's gonna bang for you

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you