Original subtitles

[dramatic fanfare]

♪ ♪

- [beeping]

[metal clanks] - Ow!

Hey, BB-8, why are you tossing out this old capacitor?

- [beeping]

- Actually,

what appears useless is often use FULL.

And I'll tell you how,

through the magic of storytelling.

- [beeping]

- "Chapter 202: The Droid Rescue Gambit."

It was back in the days of the Rebellion...

- We've learned the Empire is transporting a freighter

full of obsolete droids to a meltdown facility.

- What? That's outrageous.

- [low beeping] - Right, Chopper.

Looks like these Clone War vets are back in service.

No droid left behind.

I'll fly. Get in the droid socket.

- [low beeping]

- Bad memories? Oh, come on, Chopper.

It's fine. I'll prove it.

Hmm?

- [cackling]

- Every time some droid says

you've got a broken processor, I defend you.

Know what? Never again!

[soft dramatic music]

- Droid transport duty,

so boring.

[screen beeping]

- Look, an X-wing.

Finally something to do.

Let's blast it.

- Hold it. Scan reveals no life forms.

And the Emperor has that "no wasted cannon fire" policy.

- [scoffs] Cost-cutting.

- That's enough playing dead. Go.

[dramatic music]

Fire!

[blasters firing]

They're disabled. Board the ship.

- Told you we should've blasted it.

- Don't tell me. Tell the Emperor.

[alarms blaring]

- [stammers] D--d--

droids!

- So? They have restraining bolts.

- You mean these?

[all beeping]

[electricity crackling] [beeping and warbling]

And when we got back to the fleet,

those old droids proved quite useful.

- Thank you.

- Achoo!

[gentle upbeat music]

- So you see, BB-8, sometimes an old part

can have a new purpose.

- [beeping]

- And sometimes it's just junk.