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[dramatic fanfare]

♪ ♪

[tense music]

[blasters firing]

- Guess the Empire didn't care for us

cutting through their backyard.

- [growls]

- Give me a read out on our rear deflectors.

- [whimpers]

- Augh.

Hey, could you guys keep it steady up here?

I'm trying to write my autobiography.

- Ugh.

I need a reading. Give me a reading.

- [whines]

- A reading, you say?

I'm flattered.

"Chapter One:

Lo, I Am Manufactured."

My formative years were like

that of any other B1 Battle Droid.

Non-stop humiliation.

This is it, RO-HK.

Finally our chance to show the galaxy what we're capable--

augh!

- Roger, roger.

- Mm, new paint job. Nice.

Onward to glory.

Follow me, boys.

[together] Roger, roger.

- Uh-oh.

[together] Ahh!

- It didn't matter what planet I was on

or who I was fighting.

The outcome was always the same.

Ow.

Hey.

Come on.

No fair.

[blasters firing]

After you, boys.

- [cackles]

- In the end, I learned the most important lesson:

get out of trouble's way.

[ship rumbles] Whoa.

[blaster firing]

- I like that lesson.

[gear clicks]

Whew.

- So you're going to want to hear another chapter, then?

- I'd prefer silence.

- [growls] - Roger, roger.