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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,292 --> 00:00:02,753 {\an8}[Helen] Brought to you by Partials Department Store. 2 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:05,047 {\an8}Never pay full price for a crop top. 3 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:09,176 {\an8}[♪ tranquil music plays] 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,511 Good morning, Principal Secretary. I... 5 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,638 Helen, I'm setting a boundary. 6 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:14,931 This is me time. 7 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:17,601 I'm just here to let you know 8 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,478 I'll be taking a personal day today. 9 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,521 Sweepy can sub for me. 10 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,774 No, no, he can't. No personal day. 11 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,276 You've used all your PTO, and it's January! 12 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,613 But there's a sale at Partials! 13 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:33,116 You know what's never on sale, Helen? 14 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,785 A good education. 15 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,829 I don't care for you. 16 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,166 [Kiff] I know! It's not there! 17 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,503 Those jerks at the escape room told me I had to be 16! 18 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:48,507 16? But that's like four to seven years from now! 19 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,884 I feel old enough to escape. 20 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,553 Honestly, we'd be even better at an escape room 21 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,971 than a grownup would. 22 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,932 Yeah, we can totally find clues. 23 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,935 We can fit through tiny hidden passageways. 24 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,645 We can read Morse code. 25 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,188 Uh, that's just you, Reggie. 26 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,648 [Helen] Ahem! Children! 27 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:07,025 I can create an escape room for you. 28 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,652 - Really? - Of course! 29 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:12,364 Uh, in fact, that's the assignment for today. 30 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,325 It's a... character exercise. 31 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,870 Act like characters who are trapped in a room. 32 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,289 [all cheering] 33 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:24,876 [Helen] Okay, all, have fun! Bye! 34 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,461 [Kiff] Okay! Ha, ha, ha! 35 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:30,757 All right, let's get escaping. Who are you? 36 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,885 I think he's here to help us if we get stuck. 37 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,512 Eh, we won't need him. 38 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,932 Sir, don't help us unless we're really stuck, okay? 39 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,559 [newspaper rustles] 40 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,644 Everyone, look for clues. 41 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,147 [♪ soft piano music playing] 42 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,277 [♪ soft piano music continues] 43 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,903 Ooh, hey! Look what I found! 44 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:54,614 Nah, Bar. It's never that simple. 45 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,740 [door opens] 46 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,910 - Oh. - Huh. Anticlimactic. 47 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,704 [hinges squeak] 48 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:04,416 [♪ dramatic music plays] 49 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,126 [Kiff] Where are we? 50 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,839 Ahem. 51 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,091 [♪ fanfare plays] 52 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,676 [♪ contemplative music plays] 53 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,553 [clears throat loudly] 54 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,055 Hey, it's Helen's Computer Gremlin! 55 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:21,641 Let me just close this stock photo. 56 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,685 [exertion grunts] 57 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:25,061 Ta-da! 58 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,564 You're inside Helen's computer. 59 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,193 [♪ ominous musical stings] 60 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,362 [sadly] We're gonna live out 61 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,907 the rest of our lives in a computer! 62 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:40,368 Eh, probably how my life was gonna go anyway. 63 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,870 Okay, everyone relax! 64 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,622 We'll get out. 65 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:46,625 We'd be great at escaping, remember? 66 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:47,959 [computer chimes] 67 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:51,630 Hey, an email! What does it say? 68 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,049 "One-Day-Only Sale at Partials. 69 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:57,010 Never pay full price for a crop top." 70 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,804 Whoa, Trev, you can read backwards? 71 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,681 Yeah, self-taught. 72 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,308 You just woke up one day and said, 73 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,852 "Hey, I'm gonna learn to read backwards"? 74 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,854 What else would I do with my time? 75 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,689 That email's got a star next to it. 76 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,399 [♪ musical ring] 77 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,859 Uh-oh. 78 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,028 Am I delusional, or did Helen trap us 79 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,655 so she could go to Partials? 80 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,741 [Gremlin] Yes. 81 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,451 This is a nightmare! 82 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,829 Okay, Computer Gremlin, how do we get out? 83 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,915 [♪ lively music plays] 84 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:30,001 Helen has to enter her password, and then you can get out. 85 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,172 How-- how come you can do--? 86 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:38,176 [laughs] Sorry, kid. It's a Computer Gremlin thing. 87 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,220 [♪ lively music plays] 88 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,722 Could you type in the password for us? 89 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,141 You said I was only supposed to help you 90 00:03:45,141 --> 00:03:47,560 if you get really stuck. 91 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,230 [muttering] I know that's what I said. 92 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,483 Leg up. 93 00:03:56,861 --> 00:04:00,407 Okay, just have to figure out Helen's password, then. 94 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,450 [rustling] 95 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,452 [rustling continues] 96 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:06,955 Ahem. Renée, do you mind? 97 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:12,085 Ah, but I love the noise it makes. Just listen! 98 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,378 [rustling] 99 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,005 - Ooh! - Wow! 100 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,966 People! Shh! I'm trying to think! 101 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,763 {\an8}[♪ soft instrumental music playing] 102 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,397 [♪ musical sting] 103 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,860 - [wind blows] - [mysterious voice] Helen! 104 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:39,446 It calls to me. 105 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,489 [Helen panting excitedly] 106 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:46,619 Let go of my crop top, Michaela Oats. 107 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:49,664 [whinnies] 108 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,334 Hey! Why aren't you in school? 109 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,835 You're a student! 110 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:56,671 Why aren't you in school? You're a teacher. 111 00:04:56,671 --> 00:05:00,258 [♪ ominous music plays] 112 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:02,052 [fabric stretching] 113 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,056 [flames roaring] 114 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,183 [♪ ominous music continues] 115 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,438 {\an8}Ugh. I don't know what her password is. 116 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,565 Why don't you try whatever's in that folder 117 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,276 marked "Password Hint"? 118 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,239 Reggie, why didn't you tell me that earlier? 119 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,033 You told us to "Shh." 120 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,370 [unamused chuckle] Okay. 121 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,040 [Renée] How is that a hint? 122 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,001 Oh, uh, try "Helen is pretty." 123 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,508 [loud plunk] 124 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,343 Helen... Helen is hot. 125 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,552 [all] Eww! 126 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,930 [loud plunk] 127 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:52,143 - Helen is... fetching? - [Kiff typing] 128 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:55,063 [loud plunk] 129 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,190 [chime] 130 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:03,279 "Did you authorize use of your Bank of Table Town debit card 131 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:06,449 for 900 nuts on crop tops at Partials?" 132 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,326 Oh, this happens to me all the time. 133 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:11,329 You have to say yes, or they freeze your card. 134 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,581 [Kiff] Wait, wait! Push no 135 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:16,000 so Helen will have to come back and let us out. 136 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,003 [chime] 137 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:21,089 "Thank you. Your card will be 138 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,299 reported stolen immediately." 139 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,010 Is there a problem, or...? 140 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,638 [Helen cries out] Hands off me! 141 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:32,142 My crop tops! Not my-- Not my crop tops! 142 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,560 [♪ soft instrumental music] 143 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,521 [Michaela] Help! 144 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,148 [chime] 145 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:44,446 {\an8}[♪ tranquil music playing] 146 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,740 [whistle-chirp] 147 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,117 Trevor, what does it say? 148 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,577 Helen just Tooted out, 149 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,788 "I'm being held in mall jail indefinitely. 150 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,999 #FreeHelen." 151 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,460 Let me out! 152 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,794 {\an8}[whistle-chirp] 153 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:02,422 Now she's re-Tooting her own Toot. 154 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,798 - Cringe. - Dang it! 155 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,259 We're never getting out of here. 156 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,886 [blaring] 157 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,305 "Your computer is at 5% battery 158 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,973 and will shut down soon." 159 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,516 What does that mean for us? 160 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,977 When Helen's computer shuts off, you all get rebooted 161 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:19,230 and you'll lose all your memories. 162 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:21,941 What? 163 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,026 It's not so bad. 164 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,153 I've been wiped 347 times. 165 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,614 [meditative hum] 166 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,283 You just gotta go with the flow. 167 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,453 - Why are you minimizing this? - We're doomed! 168 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,079 What do we do? 169 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,414 - [panting] - Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 170 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,082 [panicked shouts] 171 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:40,084 [rustling] 172 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,631 [gasps] 173 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:46,883 [panicked shouts] 174 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,843 Wait, wait! Calm down! 175 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,678 I have a plan. I'm gonna go up there 176 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:53,431 and send an email to P.S. He'll come get us out. 177 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,226 - But how? - [Kiff] Renée... 178 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:59,020 Way ahead of you, boss. 179 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,856 [♪ lively music plays] 180 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,838 Children. Stuck. In. My. Computer. 181 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,006 I. Did. It. 182 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,758 Come. Save. Us. 183 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,968 Computer. Dying. 184 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:41,604 [♪ lively music playing] 185 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,693 Attached. 186 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,737 And... send! 187 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,698 [computer chimes] 188 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,783 Ugh. 189 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,704 [whoosh] 190 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,997 Means it wasn't delivered. 191 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,707 He never reads emails from Helen. 192 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,834 You're telling us this now? 193 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:07,130 Ugh, fine. Computer Gremlin, we are really stuck. 194 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,214 Please help. 195 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,758 Honey, I know stuck, and you ain't it. 196 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,928 No, we are! We're really stuck! 197 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,015 No, you're really gonna lose all your memory. 198 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,433 It's a huge difference. 199 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,934 [♪ tranquil note plays] 200 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,270 - Let's eat him. - What is wrong with you? 201 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,688 Trevor! You little freak! 202 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,398 [♪ ominous note plays] 203 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,233 I guess this is why there's age restrictions 204 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,610 for escape rooms. 205 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,403 It's been nice knowing you all. 206 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,280 Sorry I couldn't get us out of here. 207 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,240 [sniffles] You did your best, Kiff. 208 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,076 Thanks, buddy. Everyone gave it their all. 209 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,163 Candle, it's great you know all that credit card stuff. 210 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,041 Reggie, our editor, the invisible art. 211 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,460 Trevor, so cool you can read backwards. 212 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:48,796 Ugh. I practiced for three months using a mirror. 213 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,715 Three months, huh? Oh. 214 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,425 Renée, you-- 215 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,136 Wait a minute. Using a mirror? 216 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,847 [gasps] The picture of Helen looking in the mirror! 217 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,099 Helen backwards! [gasps] 218 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,893 Trevor! What is "Helen" backwards? 219 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,686 Neleh! 220 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,105 [♪ lively music plays] 221 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,584 [all shouting] 222 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,462 Kiff, you did it! You got us out of there! 223 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,756 We all did it! Ha, ha, ha! 224 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,342 That was the best escape room ever! 225 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,844 [celebratory shouts] 226 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,431 You-you really think I can pull this off? 227 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,059 Oh, honey, I don't think, I know. 228 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,019 You're killing it! 229 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:51,192 [closing theme music playing] 230 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,381 Chirp. 15659