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{\an8}[Helen] Brought to you
by Partials Department Store.
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{\an8}Never pay full price for a crop top.
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{\an8}[♪ tranquil music plays]
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Good morning, Principal Secretary. I...
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Helen, I'm setting a boundary.
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This is me time.
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I'm just here to let you know
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I'll be taking a personal day today.
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Sweepy can sub for me.
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No, no, he can't. No personal day.
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You've used all your PTO,
and it's January!
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But there's a sale at Partials!
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You know what's never on sale, Helen?
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A good education.
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I don't care for you.
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[Kiff] I know! It's not there!
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Those jerks at the escape room
told me I had to be 16!
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16? But that's like
four to seven years from now!
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I feel old enough to escape.
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Honestly, we'd be even
better at an escape room
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than a grownup would.
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Yeah, we can totally find clues.
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We can fit through
tiny hidden passageways.
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We can read Morse code.
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Uh, that's just you, Reggie.
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[Helen] Ahem! Children!
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I can create an escape room for you.
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- Really?
- Of course!
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Uh, in fact, that's
the assignment for today.
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It's a... character exercise.
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Act like characters
who are trapped in a room.
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[all cheering]
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[Helen] Okay, all, have fun! Bye!
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[Kiff] Okay! Ha, ha, ha!
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All right, let's get escaping.
Who are you?
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I think he's here
to help us if we get stuck.
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Eh, we won't need him.
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Sir, don't help us
unless we're really stuck, okay?
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[newspaper rustles]
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Everyone, look for clues.
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[♪ soft piano music playing]
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[♪ soft piano music continues]
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Ooh, hey! Look what I found!
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Nah, Bar. It's never that simple.
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[door opens]
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- Oh.
- Huh. Anticlimactic.
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[hinges squeak]
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[♪ dramatic music plays]
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[Kiff] Where are we?
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Ahem.
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[♪ fanfare plays]
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[♪ contemplative music plays]
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[clears throat loudly]
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Hey, it's Helen's Computer Gremlin!
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Let me just close this stock photo.
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[exertion grunts]
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Ta-da!
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You're inside Helen's computer.
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[♪ ominous musical stings]
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[sadly] We're gonna live out
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the rest of our lives in a computer!
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Eh, probably how my life
was gonna go anyway.
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Okay, everyone relax!
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We'll get out.
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We'd be great at escaping, remember?
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[computer chimes]
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Hey, an email! What does it say?
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"One-Day-Only Sale at Partials.
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Never pay full price for a crop top."
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Whoa, Trev, you can read backwards?
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Yeah, self-taught.
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You just woke up one day and said,
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"Hey, I'm gonna learn to read backwards"?
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What else would I do with my time?
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That email's got a star next to it.
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[♪ musical ring]
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Uh-oh.
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Am I delusional, or did Helen trap us
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so she could go to Partials?
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[Gremlin] Yes.
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This is a nightmare!
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Okay, Computer Gremlin, how do we get out?
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[♪ lively music plays]
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Helen has to enter her password,
and then you can get out.
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How... how come you can do...?
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[laughs] Sorry, kid.
It's a Computer Gremlin thing.
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[♪ lively music plays]
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Could you type in the password for us?
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You said I was only supposed to help you
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if you get really stuck.
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[muttering] I know that's what I said.
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Leg up.
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Okay, just have to figure out
Helen's password, then.
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[rustling]
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[rustling continues]
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Ahem. Renée, do you mind?
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Ah, but I love the noise
it makes. Just listen!
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[rustling]
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- Ooh!
- Wow!
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People! Shh! I'm trying to think!
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{\an8}[♪ soft instrumental music playing]
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[♪ musical sting]
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- [wind blows]
- [mysterious voice] Helen!
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It calls to me.
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[Helen panting excitedly]
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Let go of my crop top, Michaela Oats.
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[whinnies]
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Hey! Why aren't you in school?
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You're a student!
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Why aren't you in school?
You're a teacher.
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[♪ ominous music plays]
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[fabric stretching]
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[flames roaring]
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[♪ ominous music continues]
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{\an8}Ugh. I don't know what her password is.
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Why don't you try
whatever's in that folder
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marked "Password Hint"?
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Reggie, why didn't you
tell me that earlier?
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You told us to "Shh."
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[unamused chuckle] Okay.
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[Renée] How is that a hint?
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Oh, uh, try "Helen is pretty."
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[loud plunk]
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Helen... Helen is hot.
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[all] Eww!
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[loud plunk]
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- Helen is... fetching?
- [Kiff typing]
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[loud plunk]
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[chime]
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"Did you authorize use of your
Bank of Table Town debit card
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for 900 nuts on crop tops at Partials?"
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Oh, this happens to me all the time.
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You have to say yes,
or they freeze your card.
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[Kiff] Wait, wait! Push no
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so Helen will have
to come back and let us out.
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[chime]
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"Thank you. Your card will be
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reported stolen immediately."
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Is there a problem, or...?
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[Helen cries out] Hands off me!
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My crop tops! Not my... Not my crop tops!
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[♪ soft instrumental music]
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[Michaela] Help!
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[chime]
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{\an8}[♪ tranquil music playing]
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[whistle-chirp]
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Trevor, what does it say?
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Helen just Tooted out,
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"I'm being held in mall jail indefinitely.
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Let me out!
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{\an8}[whistle-chirp]
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Now she's re-Tooting her own Toot.
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- Cringe.
- Dang it!
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We're never getting out of here.
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[blaring]
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"Your computer is at 5% battery
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and will shut down soon."
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What does that mean for us?
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When Helen's computer shuts off,
you all get rebooted
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and you'll lose all your memories.
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What?
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It's not so bad.
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I've been wiped 347 times.
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[meditative hum]
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You just gotta go with the flow.
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- Why are you minimizing this?
- We're doomed!
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What do we do?
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- [panting]
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
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[panicked shouts]
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[rustling]
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[gasps]
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[panicked shouts]
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Wait, wait! Calm down!
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I have a plan. I'm gonna go up there
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and send an email to P.S.
He'll come get us out.
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- But how?
- [Kiff] Renée...
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Way ahead of you, boss.
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[♪ lively music plays]
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Children. Stuck. In. My. Computer.
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I. Did. It.
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Come. Save. Us.
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Computer. Dying.
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[♪ lively music playing]
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Attached.
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And... send!
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[computer chimes]
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Ugh.
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[whoosh]
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Means it wasn't delivered.
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He never reads emails from Helen.
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You're telling us this now?
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Ugh, fine. Computer Gremlin,
we are really stuck.
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Please help.
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Honey, I know stuck, and you ain't it.
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No, we are! We're really stuck!
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No, you're really gonna lose
all your memory.
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It's a huge difference.
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[♪ tranquil note plays]
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- Let's eat him.
- What is wrong with you?
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Trevor! You little freak!
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[♪ ominous note plays]
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I guess this is why
there's age restrictions
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for escape rooms.
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It's been nice knowing you all.
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Sorry I couldn't get us out of here.
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[sniffles] You did your best, Kiff.
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Thanks, buddy. Everyone gave it their all.
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Candle, it's great you know
all that credit card stuff.
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Reggie, our editor, the invisible art.
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Trevor, so cool you can read backwards.
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Ugh. I practiced
for three months using a mirror.
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Three months, huh? Oh.
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Renée, you...
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Wait a minute. Using a mirror?
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[gasps] The picture of Helen
looking in the mirror!
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Helen backwards! [gasps]
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Trevor! What is "Helen" backwards?
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Neleh!
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[♪ lively music plays]
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[all shouting]
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Kiff, you did it! You got us out of there!
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We all did it! Ha, ha, ha!
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That was the best escape room ever!
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[celebratory shouts]
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You-you really think I can pull this off?
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Oh, honey, I don't think, I know.
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You're killing it!
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[closing theme music playing]
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Chirp.
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