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{\an8}[announcer] Brought to you
by the Smooth Jazz Hour
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{\an8}on TTWX 101.9.
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{\an8}Vanilla you can hear.
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{\an8}- [birds chirping]
- It's Saturday morning.
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You know what that means.
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Kiff and Dad weed the backyard!
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[mellow music playing]
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[humming a tune]
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[grunting]
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[lawnmowers buzzing]
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Let's go!
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[angelic choir sings]
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Did we forget to clear behind the shed?
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Eh, looks all right.
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Let's just clear it next Saturday.
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Definitely. We definitely will.
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[birds chirping]
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Ooh! Behind the shed.
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Um, next Saturday?
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- Shed!
- Shed!
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- Next Saturday?
- Next Saturday.
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[laughing]
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- Are we forgetting something?
- Hmm?
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There's my two sugar buns.
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Remember, today's my Saturday
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to host the big professor barbecue.
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Dean Kim thinks they improve team spirit.
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Forget? I'm running the grill. Heh.
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And I'm gonna deejay.
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I haven't agreed to that yet.
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The barbecue starts at 4:00.
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Is the backyard ready for guests?
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What am I saying? I know you gumdrops
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have been on it, doing such a great job.
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- Aw, yeah.
- We're awesome.
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I was thinking we could set up the grill
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in that nice little area behind the shed.
What do you think?
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Yeah. That nice little area.
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It's ready, alrighty.
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We're just gonna run out
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and dot the "T's" and cross the "I's."
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[laughs]
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Phew! All right. Let's get this over with.
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How bad could it be? [shrieks]
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What? What?
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Ee-yikes-i-ola.
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Okay, so unexpectedly bad.
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But we've got, like, five hours.
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Nothing left to do but get started.
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- [chomp]
- Ow!
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Uhh. It bit me?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[growls]
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[British accent]
Sorry for the tooth-handy, old chap,
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but we're not going anywhere.
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- What?
- Uh, what?
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Wh-Why do you have an accent?
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We're an invasive species.
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We come from a land far superior to this,
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but we decided to expand our domain.
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Smashing. [chuckles]
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But this is our backyard.
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[Cedric] Not anymore.
We brought a little flag and everything.
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Isn't it cracking good? I made it.
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Right. Okay, look,
we've got barbecue guests
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coming at 4:00,
and this is just very weird.
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So who's in charge here?
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[gasps] Why, my daughter, Roo.
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[fanfare plays]
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- Yes?
- You can't be in charge.
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You're just a kid like me.
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We're a more highly evolved society,
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so obviously children are in charge.
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- Well, that's cool.
- Indeed.
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All right, well, then, kid to kid,
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can y'all just please clear out?
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My mom is throwing this barbecue,
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and we kind of told her
the yard was all clear.
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[chuckles] Quite impossible, old chum.
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We've moved in. Permanently.
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Mom can't know we procrastinated
so much on the yard.
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She's so proud of us.
We gotta get rid of these invaders ASAP.
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How? I'm not sending my finger
soldiers back down there.
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[Western music playing]
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♪ Hoo-ha ♪
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- Lawnmower.
- Lawnmowe...
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...eeer.
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[ominous music playing]
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We heard you conspiring.
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You could have forfeited
the realm behind the shed to us,
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but, no, you decided to use force.
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Well, now we'll be taking
the whole yard. Pip-pip.
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My lawnmower!
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Big mistake.
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- [thunder crashes]
- [horn bellows]
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[yelps]
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[yelling]
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Turn it on!
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[deep yelling]
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Turn it off. Turn it off!
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First, the yard! Then, who knows?
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I've heard good things about houses.
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Why not take it all?
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[Kiff, in British accent]
I say we back down!
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I'm knackered!
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[Martin, in British accent]
Agreed. What she said.
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[snarling]
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- [yelling]
- [yelling]
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- Oof.
- [clang]
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[gobbling]
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[bird squawks]
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[ominous music playing]
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[Kiff sighs] We're done for, Dad.
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They pushed us all the way
back to the patio line,
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and we're all out of moves.
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I'm a bad influence.
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You don't normally procrastinate.
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You're a textbook perfectionist,
like your mom.
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I ruined my little nerd!
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Wait a second. [gasps]
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A nerd!
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Reggie's always spouting off
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about obscure, weird stuff.
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Maybe he knows something that can help.
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Kiff, I'm into tech.
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I'm not just some generic nerd
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who knows weird facts
about every little-- Wait.
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Did you say biting mushrooms?
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I just got a book on those.
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Uh-huh. Hmm. Okay.
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- [door opens]
- [Beryl] Woof.
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You wouldn't believe the lines today
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at Slim Pickins.
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3:30 p. already?
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Stop! I mean, heh,
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let me carry that outside for you, hon.
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You just stay here,
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make some lemonade or something.
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In here.
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Oh. Okay.
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Got it. Okay. Thanks, Reg.
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They have a weakness.
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That's it? They hate smooth jazz?
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That's their big weakness?
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Everybody hates something.
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[male voice]
Take it down a notch or ten
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with the mild, numbing elevator tones
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of the Smooth Jazz Hour. Hit it.
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[smooth jazz playing]
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[jabbering]
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It's working.
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No! It's horrible.
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The soft sax.
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The gentle tooting. Agh!
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[gasps] Yes!
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Deploy fungus cannon!
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Did she say something?!
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[music sputtering]
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[music stops]
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That... was our last hope.
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[sighs]
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It's a dark day for Martin's Appliances.
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It's 4:00 p.
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The barbecue's starting,
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But... but maybe
we still have a little time.
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I mean, who shows up
exactly when a party starts?
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[doorbell rings]
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[both] Middle-aged professors.
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[deep breath]
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Dean, colleagues,
right on time, as always.
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- Hello, Beryl.
- Evening, Beryl.
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This way to the backyard.
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- Alrighty.
- Let's do this.
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- Can't go out there! Not ready!
- No, you can't go out there!
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Oh, don't be so modest. They spent all day
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making sure the backyard's
all spick-and-span.
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[ominous music playing]
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[whap]
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Beryl, what the heck?
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I truly don't know what to say.
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Mom, Dean, professors,
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we've got terrible news.
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[inhales] Dad and I got a little lazy
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and kind of let the backyard get overtaken
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by an evil army of biting mushrooms.
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The BBQ is ruined.
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But how did this happen?
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This morning, you said
the backyard was good to go.
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We lied. We've been...
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procrastinating.
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[sobbing]
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Ah, procrastination.
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That wicked temptress.
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I used to procrastinate myself,
until a month ago.
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That's when I read a quote
on the back of a box of Andrew's Mix.
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"If it takes less
than five minutes, do it now."
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- I am so sorry about this.
- We tried blasting smooth jazz.
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[clears throat] That won't work.
They'll just shoot fungus at your boombox
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and disable the speakers.
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That's exactly what happened!
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Wait. These creatures could have
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important scientific implications.
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I'd like to set up
a bio-research center in your shed.
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Oh. Sure. I-I mean, if you want.
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Yeah, I'd like to sit down with them
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and learn more
about the social aspects of their society.
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That's the kind of professor I am.
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Come on! Bite it!
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For science!
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- I'll get some grub cookin'?
- I'll deejay.
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Reggie said mushrooms
like heavy metal, yeah?
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Pili, play "Chains of Chains."
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[Roo] Hang on! Stop it!
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You want us to stay?
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You're just giving us the backyard?
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[reflective music playing]
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Roo, Your Excellency, we would be honored
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if you stayed in our backyard.
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You are so welcome here.
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Oh, no, this is rubbish.
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Pack it up, everyone! We're leaving!
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Wait, what?
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[Cedric] We're an invasive species,
you potato.
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We can't stay where
we're wanted. It's absurd!
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[Roo] Hello there.
We need a lift to the airport posthaste.
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I'll take you.
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- Me, too.
- I'll navigate.
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[Roo] You have a large van
or something, I presume.
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[Professor Lloyd]
We'll put the seats down.
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Well, Beryl, quite the evening.
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Yeah.
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Dealing with those mushrooms
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was the perfect team-building exercise.
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I've never seen my employees
coming together
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to solve something so efficiently.
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Best BBQ ever.
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Wow. Okay, great.
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I think other institutions
could learn a lot from our experience.
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I'd like you to write an essay
on the evening for me.
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Oh, I'm not sure I want to--
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Wow. Another adventure
all wrapped up neat and tidy.
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Hold it. I'm worried
neither of you learned a lesson here.
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But we did. We learned that sometimes
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procrastination is weirdly good
and saves the day.
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- Is that the take-away?
- It's a take-away.
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You two are gonna write that essay for me.
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I'm taking a bath.
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[sighs] Well, nothing to do
but start, I guess.
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- Next Saturday?
- Next Saturday.
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[closing theme music playing]
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Chirp.
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