Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

♪ Kiff ♪

♪ Kiff, Kiff ♪

♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪

♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪

♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪

♪ Kiff ♪

[giggles]

[both laugh]

[announcer] Brought to you by Hot Knots.

Soft. Salty. Satisfying.

[sighs] What should we do after school?

I don't know.

- We can't just do nothing. - We can't?

Oh! Oh, no! I lost my phone.

Great. I mean, bad. But a project.

Clear goal. Great stakes. Find the pho...

[cell phone rings, vibrates]

Oh, here it is. [chuckles]

"One free pretzel

to anyone who brings ten people to the mall."

- Oh! - Barry, this is perfect.

I love pretzels. All I need is ten people.

- I'm in. - All I need is nine people.

Attention, nine convenient peers.

I'm delighted to announce a trip to the mall for all of you,

after school today.

- That's a hard pass. - No.

Oh, come on, it's the mall.

The mall. The mall.

Barry, why aren't you helping me?

Aren't I, though?

"How to Possess Followers and Win People." [gasps]

What a title. No red flags here.

Hmm. There are three qualities of a great leader.

Number one, honesty.

I'm gonna be honest with you, Trev.

I'd really like you to follow me to the mall.

- Okay. - Number two, respect.

I respect your decision to not follow me to the mall.

Oh, now I really want to go for some reason.

Number three, ability to delegate.

Hey there, deputy, I'm gonna need you to get six more people

to come to the mall.

Hey, everyone, we're going to the mall.

Firstively, hello.

Secondivly, I've brought ten people to the mall,

entitling me to a free pretzel.

That's the last of the promo pretzels.

What a day.

Kiff, I feel a yawn coming on. May I?

Uh, okay.

Well, if you got to yawn, yawn.

[yawns]

[all yawn]

Okay. Thanks, team.

[both gasp, panting]

Now for a little pretzel, peace and quiet.

[gasps and laughs nervously]

Uh, we've got the whole mall here.

Have at it.

- We won't leave you, Kiff. - You're our leader.

- We will follow you... - [all] To the end.

Uh, well, I don't... I don't need that.

Please go, enjoy yourself.

At the mall. [claps]

[clapping rhythmically]

♪ You can do it all at the mall at the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ You can't resist the call of the mall, of the mall ♪

♪ Giving it your all at the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ You can have it all at the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ Take a deep breath of that food court air ♪

♪ The smell of sticky-fingered kids ♪

♪ And look at this chair ♪

♪ It massages your feet ♪

♪ While you nosh on that slice ♪

♪ And wait for your name ♪

♪ On a grain of rice ♪

♪ You can try on some clothes ♪

♪ With no intention to buy ♪

♪ Or just sit around ♪

♪ And put out a vibe ♪

♪ Go watch a couple movies ♪

♪ Back-to-back ♪

♪ While I find ♪

♪ A secret spot for my snack ♪

♪ There's so much in store ♪

♪ At every store ♪

♪ There's so much to do ♪

♪ For you and you and you ♪

♪ At the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ At the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ You can walk and walk and never know where you are ♪

♪ Then take a power nap in that display car ♪

♪ Check out the weird promotion that they have on display ♪

♪ Or ride the elevators up and down all day ♪

♪ You can do it all at the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ You can't resist the call of the mall, of the mall ♪

♪ Giving it your all at the mall, at the mall ♪

♪ You can have it all at the mall, at the mall ♪

[excited chatter]

How are we gonna enjoy this pretzel in peace?

We got to shake them off.

Aw, Kiff.

Hey, Barry, snap out of it.

Sorry, Kiff. That book really does turn you into a leader.

[Helen] I'll tell you what a good leader would do.

- Helen, what are you doing here? - It's my side hustle.

Real leaders provide enrichment activities for their followers,

and kids love bedazzling.

It's great for growing minds, fine motor skills.

An afternoon well spent.

- Yeah. - An afternoon well spent. Hmm.

Now where'd those scamps get to?

[all scream]

Uh, okay, team. As you can see,

I have a fun activity planned for you.

You're not gonna bedazzle with us?

No, no. Barry and I have, uh, stuff to take care of.

As your leader, I commandeth thee

to do whatever Helen telleth you to do.

And to not follow me ever again.

Super clear.

Candle, please tell Kiff

that I honestly respect her ability to delegate.

Kiff, Helen honestly respects your ability to del--

Oh, yeah.

This one isn't shiny enough for Helen.

Oh, they're just bedazzling all of Helen's stuff for her.

It appears she's the only one getting enriched.

I feel really bad, Barry.

I'm a terrible leader.

I'm gonna go down as the worst leader in history.

The basic idea was that you would follow Kiff to the mall.

I'm gonna get my pretzel.

Barry was her lieutenant, the brains of the operation.

I used you all.

[cackles]

We trusted her as a leader, but she failed us.

What have I done?

- We need to save them. - [chair vibrating]

Oh! Yes! Right!

You call this bedazzled?

[Barry] "Chapter four,

The Final and Most Powerful Leadership Quality..."

I thought there were only three qualities of a great leader.

[Barry] Oh, I can't read it. It's covered by Helen's bedazzles.

If we get that book back, we can trump Helen

with the fourth leadership quality.

Yes. We'll win the followers back.

[suspenseful music]

Easy. Easy.

Uh-huh. I can send you a quote for a full-home bedazzlement.

[straining]

No. No, wait, no. Don't.

[blowing] Stop. Get away from me.

Gross. Oh!

Thanks!

Hey! My followers were about to bedazzle that!

Seize the book!

- [groans] - [both scream]

- No! - No!

Kiff, through there!

[Muzak plays faintly]

[elevator dings]

[screams]

That song showing us the ins and outs of the mall

really came in handy, Kiff.

Oh, no.

[all shouting]

[kid] Let's get back to our great lives of servitude!

[all cheer]

But she doesn't have your best interests at heart!

Barry, why aren't you helping me?

Aren't I, though?

- How did you-- - Well, we're at the mall.

There's a bookstore right there.

- You son of a bun. - Let's take a gander.

I know what I have to do.

Helen!

Haven't learned your lesson yet?

I've learned the most important leadership lesson of all...

selflessness.

Ha! Selflessness?

Okay, maybe that's the one thing I didn't have.

I dragged everyone to the mall and handed all my friends over to you,

an incredibly bedazzled maniac,

all for this... salty, perfect...

dumb mall pretzel.

I've never seen bedazzling like that.

What is it?

Whatever you want it to be, Helen.

I want it to be mine.

Then, with all the selflessness I can muster,

because I've been waiting for this all day,

I give unto you me pretzie.

[all] Our selfless leader has returned!

- [whistle blows] - No! I didn't free you

so you could follow me.

I freed you so you could follow yourselves.

Go forth.

Seek your own pretzel.

I command thee to not be commanded by me.

Or anyone else.

Oh. We really should have just done that in the first place.

[mall cop] I told you, man. You can't just set up a kiosk

and get kids to bedazzle

your personal belongings without a permit.

- Now get out of here! - Ah!

Group hang?

[clapping rhythmically]

No loitering!