Original subtitles

Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Did you drink much? - No, I'm actually trying to--

- Cut it back? - Yeah.

- Get a little booze in Matt and you'll see his true colors.

- Oh, God. - You're a horrible date.

Partying and drinking ruined my relationship with my ex.

- This is your new boatswain.

- I'm gonna completely line up and take control of it

or be a f---ing asshole to him.

This brake wasn't disengaged. That's all the metal.

What a f---ing idiot.

Why don't you get your shoes off my deck?

- It's my deck now, buddy boy.

- Leigh Anne and Sean Tuohy

had her life turned into a movie called "The Blind Side."

- Wow.

- It's super hard being away from Melissa.

I'm not really the most faithful person.

- What do you think that Brianna and Nico are doing right now?

- Yes, Bruno!

- If you want to dress up in nonuniform things,

then you're gonna be the person that dresses up

in nonuniform things.

[screams]

[cheering]

- Women dress their dogs up in these really ridiculous outfits

and the dogs can't speak up for themselves,

that's what I feel like right now.

- I want you to fill this with orange juice.

This is the fifth charter.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

[horn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I want you to fill this with orange juice.

I want you to pull for breakfast,

clear this sh-- out.

This is the fifth charter.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

Figure it out. Clean it, pull for breakfast,

make everything happy.

It totally annoys me when Jen sasses me,

because I just want a thank you and not attitude.

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

F---!

♪ ♪

Now, where are these f---ing oranges?

♪ ♪

It's 3:00 in the morning.

I'm exhausted, and quite frankly,

I look at Kate differently now,

and I could give two sh--s less what the bitch thinks about me.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [indistinct]

- Like this.

- Yeah, looks good.

- Is anyone up yet? - No.

- You want to watch the sunrise?

- Yeah, I think so.

[romantic music]

Look at that.

♪ ♪

[camera shutter clicks]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- There's smoked salmon and lox for their bagels.

And we're doing poached eggs and scrambled eggs, okay?

- Okay, I'll let 'em know.

♪ ♪

Good morning.

Orange juice, coming right up.

What? Damn it, Jen.

She stays up till 3:00 but doesn't squeeze me orange juice.

What was she doing till 3:00 in the morning?

- And it's on her list? - Yes.

In the note she said she couldn't find any.

There's oranges there. There's oranges downstairs.

- Oh, Jen. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, huh?

- [snores]

[cell phone buzzes]

- Baker, Baker, meet me on the sundeck.

- I'm gonna take it to the bedroom.

- Oh, you're gonna take it to the bedroom, okay.

- Every single sunrise and sunset is just epic.

- Yeah. - It's gonna be difficult

going back to the real world where I wake up

and I'm in the city center.

- Yeah, see, I cannot-- I can't do city.

- I'm real-- I'm so, like, indecisive.

- What are your options?

- Well, for sure I need to go home and--and chill out

with the family for a bit. That's a definite.

I know I need to go home eventually,

but being away has been really healthy for myself.

You know, I don't deal with stress very well,

and given the circumstances with my brother passing away,

trying to be, like, this good brother, good son,

good boyfriend, I'm not sure if I'm ready to go home

and face all my sh--.

You just gotta have backups, you know?

- Good morning, you.

- Good morning, EJ.

- How are you on this lovely day?

- I'm great. - [laughs]

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Just so you know, it's gonna be buffet style again.

- Deck guys, please come to the sundeck.

- What the heck?

- Whoo!

[upbeat music]

- Isn't it pretty? Kate sets a beautiful table.

- So really quick

just so everybody's on the same page here,

we're going straight in to the dock.

The three important lines are the bow, the spring,

so he can pivot on that, and then your stern line.

- I think Nico needs to have this feeling

of feeling in control somehow

by stepping over me and running the deck meeting.

And, you know, as long as he is respectful to me,

then, you know, let the little child play in the playpen.

- Rumor has it today we'll just rinse down

and then have the day off.

- Cool.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yum.

- Put the fruit towards Katie.

- Yes. - [laughter]

- Y'all are quick studies.

- The meat over here.

- So--so primary, I would like to have this every day

when we're back at home.

- Nah! - [laughs]

[lively music]

- Bruno, get it up.

- Okay, Captain, the anchor is off the bottom.

♪ ♪

Anchor in the pocket, sir.

- All right, let's get outta here.

♪ ♪

- How's it going?

- Miss Jen forgot to squeeze oranges again.

- Did you find them? - Yeah.

- Where were they?

- Well, we have some in there. We have some downstairs.

- Yeah.

I'm a pretty strong chief stew,

and I've tried training Jen.

I can lead a horse to water

but I can't make it drink,

and I can try and train her

but I can't make her think.

- Let's get everything covered up.

- Let's do our deck checks, cover up that bow,

'cause it's gonna get salty up there.

Baker, Baker, you want to meet me on the bridge deck, out?

- Yes, sir.

- I want to get into the--

the routine of, like, always rolling it up the same way.

If you roll it-- like, if you roll it,

then when you get it you can just [whooshes].

- Yeah.

EJ is more of the kind of leader that I prefer.

Like, he's a little more levelheaded.

I'm definitely warming up to him.

So how are you feeling?

- The charter went so well, I think.

Like, everybody's graduated to a next level.

- From rookie league to less rookie.

- Let's get in position. We're going in.

- Okay, Cap, whenever you're ready.

- Who do you think is the first mate on this boat?

- Nico. - Nico,

and then EJ and Bruno are underneath him.

- Nico, can you call it when each one of your lines is on?

- Are you serious right now?

- Nice toss.

[cheering]

- Not his first rodeo. - Not his first rodeo.

- Lock it in.

- It's money, baby.

- What a long night.

- Oh, it's time to pack.

Can't make me get off this boat.

[upbeat music]

- So who are we gonna put in our suitcase and take home?

- [laughs]

- If we can put Kate in one... - Kate.

Okay, we're sizing up to see which suitcase you can fit in.

- Yep. - I'll just put sunglasses

and a hat and we'll walk off confidently.

- Yeah. - They won't do the math.

[upbeat music]

- Attention all crew, I need everybody

on the aft deck, ASAP.

♪ ♪

- Bye, Nico. - Thanks for coming.

- Thank you very much. It was great.

- Thank you. - Oh, the pleasure was all mine.

- Thank you, Captain Lee.

- This happens in yachting sometimes

where your guests are so amazing, when they leave,

you're actually sad to see them go because you're just left

with your unexperienced asshole crew members.

Take me with you.

- We really enjoyed it.

- Glad you had a great time. - Yeah.

- Well, we did. Y'all were fun.

It was entertaining. I didn't get seasick.

Whoop! Whoop!

I mean, it was--it was really pretty flawless. I mean--

- Except for chocolate ice cream,

vanilla ice cream issue we had the first night.

- Is that chocolate? Can I get vanilla?

- We need two with vanilla ice cream.

- I don't have any. - How can you not have

vanilla ice cream?

- But we got that straight. Everything was perfect.

- Kudos to you guys.

- Thank you, guys. - Thanks.

- For you, Cap. - Thank you, sir.

- We really appreciate it,

and see you next week.

[laughter] - Bye, y'all.

Thanks! - Bye-bye.

- Let's go to work.

[upbeat music]

- Ooh, she's doing it.

- I'm so tired. I'm [indistinct].

- The dark bullet.

- Whew.

- What? You just woke up.

- Yeah.

- Jen rolls out of bed at 11:00,

and I was up since 5:00 am.

I just set up breakfast, served the whole thing by myself,

cleared the whole thing by myself.

Ha! Like, good morning.

- We only have to flip the boat now.

- Coming up... Do you wanna hang out for a bit?

I know what I'm doing is wrong, but I don't care.

This is actually quite nice.

- So, EJ?

- So, EJ? - Yeah?

- What do you think about swapping rooms with Nico

into chef's room, you and Matt?

- Okay, cool. - I feel bad for EJ.

I feel like we're back in middle school

where Nico's the jock, EJ's the nerd,

and Nico's icing EJ out.

- Maybe you should act like a leader

instead of acting like--

I don't know. I don't even know who you are, man.

- Whether Nico likes it or not,

EJ is a higher rank and he deserves the bigger bed.

- Attention all crew, I need everybody

in the crew mess, ASAP.

- Copy.

[upbeat music]

- How we doing, guys?

- Good.

- What a great group. - Yeah.

- I think this charter went pretty well.

We're at the point now where I'm not so concerned

about the major things.

We need to concentrate on the small things.

I guess we had an issue with the ice cream.

[music winds down]

- F---!

- The devil is in the details.

- Yeah.

- So our tip was $21,000 for 3 days.

- Yay! - Whoa.

Cool. - Thank you, sir.

- Not too shabby.

- Yeah, mon.

- $21,000, that's a lot of pasta.

[laughs]

- So the owner's decided to give you guys a day off

at a resort.

He's comping it for you. - Thank you.

- Don't get thrown in jail, because I do not do bail money.

With EJ being on board,

I think the crew is learning how to work together,

and it's important for the crew to have time to relax.

Everybody needs a day off.

Tomorrow we need to get our ass busy and flip the boat.

- All right. - That's a wrap.

- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

- Baker, make sure you don't dry.

- Heard that.

♪ ♪

[cell phone rings]

- Hello.

I'm--Melissa, you know I'm working right now.

Why--why are you being this way?

What do you mean?

I'm f---ing working.

As much as I love Melissa, it's just being so busy

and stressed out that I've been,

it's been hard to communicate

and she just doesn't get it.

I've already been through, like,

a whole charter season before.

You already know how it goes.

I'll text you.

F---.

[cell phone rings]

- Hello. - Hi.

Can you hear me. - Yes.

- How are you? - Fabulous.

How are you? - I'm good.

So I'll be back on the 22nd.

- Oh.

- Did you possibly want to get together?

- Nope.

- Nope.

Fair enough.

It sucks. Rejection sucks.

But I mean, I broke up with her.

I don't expect her to come running back.

If you change your mind, let me know.

Obviously, you know I want to see you.

- Okay. Bye.

- Bye.

[lively music]

- Okay, everyone, things are happening.

- All right, all right.

- Not for you or me, Baker.

EJ is going to move into Matt's room.

Nico is gonna move into Bruno's room.

Bruno is gonna move into

Jen's room.

I think that if Nico's in with Bri,

he'll get distracted enough to not care so much about EJ.

I'm just trying to boost morale around here.

This room change could breathe fresh life

into what seems to be a toxic situation.

[upbeat music]

- I am going to miss living here.

- Me and Matt are gonna become Canadian homies.

- So how's this gonna work?

- Maybe like head to feet, feet to head.

- Okay. All right.

I mean, let's see. I mean, this whole head to feet thing.

- Oh, here we go.

Okay, so I like--I mean, I like the inside, so [indistinct].

- Yeah, but I like the inside.

- This is going to get interesting.

♪ ♪

- Let's do this, crew!

- Oh, I can't wait to get some sun.

- [indistinct] today.

- Let's go to Loterie Farms, guys.

[upbeat music]

- Back on the bus.

- Come on in, Bruno.

- Days off in yachting are essential.

- Yay!

- We all need a little bit of free time.

Oh, this is wild.

- Hi, guys, welcome. This is Loterie Farm.

I'm gonna be your waiter for the day.

Follow me to your cabana. You have the top one, all right?

- All right, we like it better on top, that's for sure.

[upbeat music]

- What? What? Look at this.

- This is the spot. - [gasps]

- Livin' large.

- Look at that Jacuzzi, man.

- This is all yours. - Oh, wow.

- Oh, wow!

- All right.

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

- Cheers.

- Cheers to right now.

- To right now, yeah.

- F---ing right, to right now.

- Yeah, mon. - I'm going for it.

[upbeat music]

Keeping it real!

- Oh, heaven.

♪ ♪

I'm kind of tired of looking at the ocean.

Loterie Farms is perfect.

It's a bunch of trees. I want to hug them all,

and that's more than I can say about the rest of the crew.

[upbeat music]

- Just enjoying it, big dog.

What do you got there, water?

- Last night get you, I need to hydrate

before I start drinking martinis and sh--.

- I'm, like, in heaven right now.

- You'd love this place.

They have a charcuterie cutter.

So it's like meats, like prosciutto,

and they roll it in front of you.

- Oh, gol, we could even do that.

- I'm tired of, like, just alone in the galley.

- Yeah.

- The other night was, like, perfect.

I love that, love that color.

- Look at those.

They are amazing!

- There was such a beautiful synchronization

of, like, ideas. I miss that.

I haven't had that in a long time.

Bruno, we're gonna collaborate

on the menus the next couple charters.

- You want a sous-chef, is that what you're asking?

- Yeah. - All right.

I think we have it now so in control

with EJ helping me with everything,

you can have a little sous-chef after 4:00.

- F---, I love that idea.

- Whoo-hoo! "Valor's" sous-chef Bruno!

- My man.

- [imitates explosion]

- Come on Eej, I wanna go wander.

- Have you seen my Havianas?

- [speaking Spanish] - Havianas.

- Have you seen my Havianas?

- Ay-yi-yi. - [laughs]

- All right, all right, let's go for a little wander.

Let's rock and roll.

- I'm definitely comfortable around you, you know.

- Yeah. - I enjoy being around you.

It's--it's nice.

- What do we all think of Bri and Nico?

- I think it's gonna be a lot of fun in their room.

- I think it's adorable. - I think Baker and EJ...

- Yeah, yeah. - have been hitting it off.

- I'm gonna go check out the gift shop.

- Come on, let's do it. - I see so much animal print

which is, like, my favorite thing.

- They're both holding back. - Yeah?

- I think those two for sure.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, Baker, Baker.

I'm not gonna lie, I feel the most...

friendly with you for some reason.

I don't know why, but...

- [laughs]

- There's moments on the boat

where it's just like a little awkward, I guess,

or disconnected from the crew, I feel.

Like, people are just kind of like--

- You did not get a warm welcoming, that's right,

especially Nico, like, screaming at you the first night.

I was like, "EJ, it's not your fault."

I think you handled it very well.

And we all are past that now, so...

- I feel like, you know,

he still has some lingering sh-- going on, though, but--

- Yeah, I say just don't even worry about it.

- I'm not. I'm really not.

- Just know that...

I like you. [laughs]

- It's just like, holy smokes,

there could potentially be something there.

Give me a cheers. - Cheers.

- [laughs]

- Coming up... - They haven't done our luggage?

Okay, I feel like I've been waiting on luggage

for a long time.

Can we get our luggage maybe?

We need luggage in rooms, like yesterday.

- I am getting the feeling that I hate these people.

- What the f---? [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Boom.

- Here, rooster, rooster. Hi!

[crows]

Come see me.

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

♪ ♪

- Come here, boo.

- Jen, what the f--- are you doing?

- Don't f---ing step another foot.

[clucks]

Don't let him scare you. He scares me, too.

[clucks]

Come on, dude!

These f---ing roosters.

I don't like shy men. I'm leaving.

[clucks]

- Wait, where are you going?

- To go pee. You wanna come? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- How's everything going, huh?

- I figured out something. - What?

- Seriously.

Matt is just an emotional drinker.

He needed to kind of live in the moment here, man.

Take a page from my playbook.

In the future, if it works, it works.

Why deal with that sh-- back home, man?

Why do you think I'm hanging out with Bri, man?

She's a cool chick.

Let's just enjoy this day and not worry about other sh--.

Yeah?

Don't--don't f---ing--

- I know. I know. - Hilarious.

- I know. - How do you know?

- Let's have fun. - [laughs]

[upbeat music]

Hoo-hoo!

- [indistinct]

- [laughs]

- He was dealing with his ex back home

and, you know, just sh-- that affects his food,

which affects our tips.

- We'll just keep an eye on him.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, guys. I think it's time.

♪ ♪

- Well, that was fun.

Welcome to motor yacht "Valor."

- Back to reality.

- I'm so tired.

- Right to bed. - Night, Bruno.

- Night.

- Night.

- Do you wanna hang out for a bit?

- Sure.

- Let's go lay on the bunny pad out there. Can you bring that?

- Are you gonna play? - No, I want you to.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[strums ukulele]

- I really should learn, like, some actual songs one day.

- I still like it.

[strums]

- I can't do it. - No?

- No.

Aah.

- Come here.

♪ ♪

- Oh, lordy lord.

- Yeah, mon. [laughs]

- I think everyone had a pretty good day today.

- Yeah, it was good to, like, kick back.

- So Nico and Bri are kinda like full-on now, I guess, hey?

- Yeah, that's interesting how that came about.

- It happened all of a sudden.

It was just like, hello, Nico. Hello, Bri.

- Brico.

- Brico, yes. - [laughs]

- [giggles]

[romantic music]

♪ ♪

[giggles]

♪ ♪

Now, we're roommates.

- This is actually quite nice.

- Are you going to sleep?

- Okay.

- Let's go this way.

[upbeat music]

- Technically, you're our boss, right?

- Yes. He can't handle it.

- I know what I'm doing right now is wrong, but I don't care.

I'm right where I want to be.

♪ ♪

- Maybe it'll give him what he needs

to fricking chill out.

- [laughs] Maybe.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

Oh, all right.

- Hi.

- [sighs] Good morning.

- I have never been that girl.

You know, you know he has a girlfriend, why try?

Why go for it?

- Really? - Yeah.

- I'm not the bad guy here. I'm single.

He makes his own decisions. [giggles]

He's a big boy. [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Wanna go to that wine bar tonight,

have a few vinos?

- Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do it.

- Easy J.

- What's going on?

- What's crack-a-lackin'?

I wanted to ask if you want to go out to dinner with me.

- Oh, sh--. When?

- Maybe tonight.

- Okeydoke. Let's do it. - All right.

Word up. Holla.

- Usually I'm the one asking the girl out on the date.

So it's like, whoa. It's kind of a turn-on.

What are you dirty dogs doing?

- What's up, dude?

- Dude, you guys will not believe what just happened.

both: What?

- Baker just asked me on a date.

- What?

- What, are you serious?

- Yeah, dude. - No way.

- Nice. - Yeah.

- I told you there was something there.

- Dude.

- EJ needs to get laid. I mean, Baker, she's a freak.

She's gonna stomp that yard.

Maybe it'll release some-- some stress from EJ.

- Nice. - Of course I said yes, bro.

- [laughs]

- Hey, girls, today I'm gonna time you guys

on doing turndowns, making--making the beds.

- Fudge.

- And the winner, the fastest stew,

will get two-hour breaks this charter.

The slower stew will get one-hour breaks.

- Well, Kate, you have to participate too, though.

- [laughs]

- Honey, I've been participating in speed tests for eight years

working on yachts. It's called experience.

I think that Bri could win this blindfolded,

but that's not why we're having it.

At this point, there's really no way that I've found

that Jen responds to in doing what I want.

So this is a punishment.

When I no longer have to explain your job to you,

then you can start questioning my job,

and I'll explain my job to you.

- Coming up... Do not make a mockery of me.

I'm going to f---ing unleash on you, you stupid f---ing bitch.

[upbeat music]

- I'm gonna take Matt out for a bit...

- Aw. - talk to him,

make sure he's doing all right.

I'm gonna take him to the wine bar.

A little bro date.

- Okay, speed tests.

If anybody sees Jen,

can you have her come up to the main salon?

- Saved by the radio.

Usually a manager would have a team-building activity.

This is like to each their own

and we're gonna throw you to the wolves

and good luck.

- Let's go down to the beds.

You're gonna put the square pillows away in the closet.

You're gonna do a turndown on both sides

and put the cashmere throw at the end of the bed.

- Can I--can I interject?

- Do you remember the thing I said about questioning?

- Okay, I'll just be a robot

and do as you say and...

- Robot or respectful,

whichever you want to call it.

- Respect, what do you know about this?

- Lately, I've been missing it.

- If you give Kate respect, she's cool with you,

and if you don't, she's just gonna make your life

a living hell.

You know, just suck it up

and do the work rather than being obnoxious.

- Okay, on your mark.

Get set. Go!

[upbeat swing music]

That was a very good wrist flick, Bri.

Ooh, we got a nightstand light on.

That was good. That was good.

- Okay, where's the chocolates?

- I didn't say anything about chocolates,

but the light switch is right there, so if I were you,

I'd just do it. - Okay.

- Okay, Bri is done at 1:30.

Jen is still f---ing going.

- I don't prefer foul language.

- What's the matter?

- Well, I'm just stating my voice.

- Is there a solution... - I'm a human...

- you'd like? - and this is civil rights,

and I don't need to be-- - Civil rights?

- I'm not gonna talk back to you. I'm sorry.

Is this good for you? Do you like it tucked like this?

Is there anything I can do for you?

There you go. Done.

And I'm not gonna readjust. - Bri.

- I'm gonna work longer than both of you again today.

I would love to.

- Doubtful. - [scoffs]

- So, Bri, you'll be having two-hour breaks this charter.

Jen, you'll be having one-hour breaks.

Then we can do this again after this charter and reassess.

You know, it's not easy being told what do you

'cause you don't know what you're doing. I get it.

But I think Jen believes that

she is doing all of the work herself.

However, she is very wrong.

Good job, girls.

[lively music]

- This fricking boat is looking good.

♪ ♪

- So many Canadian flags, it blows my mind.

- You Canadians are taking over.

- Like talking to EJ, I say to myself,

"Do I really sound like that?"

- [laughs]

- Oh, sh--.

- Oh.

Yeah, can I have a glass of rosé?

- Okay. - I'll have a Perrier...

- Okay. - and then a shot of espresso.

- Okay.

- How are things at home with you?

- Yeah, it's--it's been a-- kind of a clusterf---.

This is around, like, the three-month anniversary

of my brother. - Right.

- So that was kind of hard to deal with.

In the meantime, now my girlfriend is like--

just kind of being, like, really insecure about things.

Like, "Why aren't you talking to me at all?"

And I'm like, "Listen, I'm dealing with so much stress.

- I get it. Relationships take a lot of work.

- Of course, yeah.

- They're not all fun and games and all f---ing rosy.

- I know. This is coming up on one year,

so I just need to like,

do I want to stay fully committed in this relationship

or, like with Bri and stuff,

like do I just do what makes me happy in the moment?

You know? I'm not--

- Yeah.

- I feel completely guilty even hanging out with Bri.

It's not fair to Melissa that I'm doing it.

So I have a difficult decision.

- People at home don't understand...

- No, they don't. - what we actually do.

It's hard as a chef not to have your life affect your work.

You know, chefs have a reputation of drinking.

- They do. - We do.

We have a reputation of--of always drinking.

You know, I do the same thing almost every single night.

And I met this beautiful girl who didn't really get it

and I just got frustrated that she didn't get it.

- Yeah. - And then I got defensive.

It was nasty. It got--it got ugly.

And it's time that has to take a stop...

for me. - Yeah.

- Rejection's not always nice, it's not always easy.

You know, I try my best. I apologized the other day.

It's okay. I'm moving forward now.

Time--time to f---ing grow up, I think.

- Take it day by day, you know what I mean?

- I will, hence the Perrier and the--and espresso.

- Oh, I know. - [laughs]

- I know.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- What's wrong?

Hmm?

- [sighs] It's Kate.

Like-- [groans]

It's one thing to, like, you know, work your way

up the ladder and be in a position of respect,

but it's another to be disrespectful

and talk to your staff like peons.

You cut an hour off of my breaks, every one of my breaks,

the entire charter, away from taking time from my daughter

because I work the hardest. F--- you.

Do not make a mockery of me. I'm f---ing tired to it,

and I'm going to f---ing unleash on you,

you stupid f---ing bitch.

Like, I've just reached my threshold.

Oh, I left home, I left my daughter

to go after my dreams, but this is a living nightmare.

- You have to be focused on one thing, which is your work.

- That's what-- that's what I've been doing.

- So just keep doing it. - I can't.

I'm working the hardest and Bri's being rewarded for it.

It's f---ed up. - Don't show those tears to her,

because she's not gonna be the winner here.

You are the f---ing winner here,

'cause in two weeks I'm gonna be with my kid in my arms again.

And what she has back home, zero. Nobody.

- Like, I can't even talk to her for the rest of the day.

Like, I'm like-- Oh!

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Can I scoot in? - Yes.

- [sniffs] Thank you.

- Stay, stay, stay. How are you feeling?

- I'm just frustrated.

- Why? - I'm not anyone's bitch.

- Jen, she can't handle the truth.

She can't handle being told how it is,

but, you know, we can only go so long

being gentle on her.

Honestly, I could tell you honestly.

- Yeah.

- You are-- you are late every time.

I do feel like I've been carrying a little more weight.

- Okay, I'm gonna excuse myself 'cause I--I am venting.

- Why can't you just sit? We're going to--

- I'm not getting over this sh--.

- We're going to continue to work together.

- I'm good, sweetheart. I'm good.

I have nothing against you. I've had nothing against you.

I bought you a friendship bracelet.

I don't want to be attacked. Leave me alone. F---!

[upbeat music]

- Kate, Kate, Bri.

Come in. Can I chat with you for a second?

- Copy. Main salon.

♪ ♪

- So I just wanted to discuss things with Jen...

- Mm-hmm. - just to see

if we can come together and maybe try to make it work.

She's, like, really upset.

- You know, we've been working with Jen for a few weeks now,

and I think we both know she has her days.

Once she gets in a certain... - [clatter]

[dramatic music]

mood, she gets upset.

- Sh--!

- You know, Jen says she's all about respect,

but I think it's kind of a one-way street for her.

She's all about getting respect,

but she's not very good at giving it.

Either she can do the work or not.

If she doesn't want to do the work,

that means she doesn't want to work on this boat.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- Baker, Baker, let's do this.

- I'm down with that.

I'm not, like, actively hunting for a boyfriend,

but if the right guy comes along,

Lord have mercy. [giggles]

- Whoa! - Hey.

- Missy's getting all done up tonight.

I'm the f---ing luckiest guy on this boat.

In general, I like having a girlfriend,

but I'll never know if I'm really into Baker

unless I'm, like, in her.

Sharing is caring, yeah.

In her mind, like in her head.

♪ ♪

- Vamos, vamos.

- It's good to go out with you, Baker.

- You, too.

- Le Spinnaker.

- All right. Thank you.

- Bordeaux for me. - Malbec, please.

- Oh, that is the jam.

[cell phone whooshes]

- Josh is my older brother, and we're really close.

I've told him bits and pieces of what's going on here,

so it's actually really good that he's coming down

to spend some quality time with me.

- Hi.

- So they're just off right now for dinner.

What the hell is going on with those two?

- It's a funny match. She's, like, out there.

He's, like, reserved in a sense.

- Yeah.

- So it's kind of like opposites attract.

- Salute.

- It's like some sexual tension over there.

Wanna bang.

[laughter] - You [indistinct].

- Do you speak Spanish? both: Poco.

- Poquito. - Yeah, poquito.

My last girlfriend was Cuban,

so her and her family like really pushed me

to try to learn, you know.

- EJ's a stud muffin.

He's intelligent, good-looking.

- That was nice and quick.

- All right, bon appétit. Want to do a little halfsies?

- Do you want it on here? - Just also on here, actually.

Like a little steak juice up in the club.

- Mmm, we're doing it big-time, girl.

- [laughs]

- But it is nice, you coming on board. I'm like, all right...

- Yeah, absolutely. - My buddy.

- And it-- and it feels like that.

- [laughing]

[dramatic music]

[cell phone rings]

- Hi. What's wrong?

You look pretty bummed out, Bells.

- Okay, I'm looking on your little newsletter.

Yeah, it's just in the morning.

What is the test on?

- I don't know.

- Okay, well, don't stress out about it.

It's supposed to be fun, okay?

- Okay.

- Do I need to send you something to make you smile?

You want me to draw a picture, like a really silly picture,

and send it to you? - Okay.

- Don't worry about it. It's nothing to be stressed about.

- Okay.

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

- Merci.

We got a whole morning to get everything set up.

- Lord have mercy.

- It's always a weird gray zone at the end of the day.

Do I hug her? Do I kiss her?

Do I, you know, tuck her into bed?

- Maybe we can go on a little double date

with Nico and Bri.

- Oh, yeah, for sure.

A true gentleman knows how to court a lady

and he takes the time to make the right move.

And she'll know it's coming and she won't be able to resist.

- EJ, I think I'm going to retire to bed.

- See you, Baker.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wake up, wake up.

[upbeat music]

- Morning. - How'd your date go last night?

- It went great.

♪ ♪

- Last night, details, come on.

- There was no kissing or nothing.

I know this is what you're waiting for.

- Damn it. - Hello.

- They kissed last night.

- Jesus, now he's spreading rumors.

Holy sh--.

[upbeat music]

- Matt, Kate, Nico, and EJ,

I need you in the crew mess, ASAP.

- Copy that.

♪ ♪

- Numero six.

Robbie Lodes.

He's the primary charter guest.

He's the CEO of Metro Tickets.

Recently got engaged to his fiancée, Sara Hall,

and the two are looking forward to celebrating their engagement

with some of their closest friends.

- It's like two different species.

- Blech.

- She's not bad at all.

- What did you say about her, now?

- She--she's a kind-looking lady.

- Very good.

So I don't see anything crazy

as far as his cuisines.

- No, it's all doable.

- Vanilla ice cream, man.

- Saw that, check. [both laugh]

F---. That's gonna haunt me forever.

- Do not drink wine or champagne.

Do not drink coffee. Do not drink tea.

- But she drinks extra dirty martinis.

- I've seen it all before, the May-December relationship,

the older man, the younger fiancée, no wedding date.

I can just tell that these are not my kind of people.

- We go to the itinerary.

Dinner to celebrate the engagement.

All the water toys. That's easy.

And a pajama party with popcorn.

- Casual first, lead up to the grand finale.

- Do we have any questions?

- Nope. - That's a wrap.

- Good morning. - Did you learn their names yet?

I didn't. - No.

- All right. - Robbie robbed Sara's--

- Robbed Sara's virginity. - [laughs]

- Jen, she's either like really, really high

or really, really low.

She's acting like nothing happened yesterday,

but I can still feel the tension.

- We gotta learn what they like.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

[cell phone whooshes]

♪ ♪

- It's not healthy for either one of us

just to constantly butt heads with each other.

It's just an emotional burden,

and it's something I don't want to deal with.

[cell phone whooshes]

Breaking things off with Melissa

was the hardest thing for me to do,

but I know it's what I have to do right now.

- What's up, man? - Oh.

- I just broke up with my girlfriend

and told her that I was making out with Bri

and she deserved to know. - Yeah.

She does deserve to know.

- Sucks, but I'm trying to make myself happy

for once in my life.

- There you go.

- All crew, I'm gonna need everybody...

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, yay! - [indistinct]

- I need everybody on the aft deck now.

- Copy.

- I'm pretty sure I just got sunburned.

Can't have dandruff. Can't be flaky AF, right?

- All right, showtime. - Here we go.

- Whoo!

- We're here! - Whoo!

- Hello!

- Coming up...

- Guys, we gotta get this party started.

More champagne for you.

Yeah, but I'm not happy with that.

Come on, guys, no time to waste.

- What the f---?

It's gonna be a long 48 hours.

- Cheers to us.

- I'm pretty sure

- I'm pretty sure I just got sunburned.

[upbeat music]

Whoo!

- We're here! Hello!

- Captain Lee. - Nice to meet you.

Robert Lodes. - Hi. I'm Sara.

Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Ah, important part. Hey, nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard. - Hi, I'm Brianna.

- How you doing? Matt. - Welcome aboard.

- Hello. How are you?

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you guys.

- All right. Excellent. Thank you so much.

- Thanks for the champagne, crew.

- You're welcome. - We need [indistinct].

Just keep it coming. - Maybe put another order in

before we leave the dock. - Yeah.

- [laughs]

- Welcome aboard "Valor." - Thank you.

- We're excited to have you aboard,

and we've got a great few days planned out for you.

So Kate's gonna show you to your quarters

and show you around the boat, and then we'll just wrap it up

and get outta here. - All right.

- Right this way, y'all.

- Oh, beautiful.

- So this is our main salon.

- Might not look this neat when we're done.

[laughter]

- Actually, that blond, she's damn f---ing hot.

- F---ing little belly shirt. I want to see her in a bikini.

- I know, right?

- We have a formal dining table here

and a really nice wine selection,

which I'm sure you guys will appreciate.

- Wow. both: Yes.

- The guys look weird as f---.

- They got a lot of money, that's why.

- This is your master stateroom.

- I love this little room. Oh, it's so bright.

- Well, yeah, f---.

- Now, we'll move up to our sundeck.

- This is what I'm really excited for.

- You've got a Jacuzzi, a really nice bunny pad for laying out,

elliptical.

- You've got a workout machine over here.

- Yeah, that's a-- I'm not happy with that.

- Burns calories.

- It burns maybe one calorie.

- And now, we're gonna go down to the guest quarters.

- Guys, we gotta get this party started.

- Yeah. - Gotta crank it up a notch.

- F---. - Hopefully it's heavy

'cause there's a lot of money in there.

- Vodka? -Vodka definitely.

- Yes. - More cham-pag-nee.

- We will refill your champagne if you need it.

- Yeah, come on, guys, no time to waste.

- I have nothing against an older gentleman

wanting to date a younger lady.

- More champagne for you.

Vodka? Yes. - Vodka definitely.

- I just kind of feel like if you're gonna do that,

you should probably pick a quieter one.

So we've got two rooms, identical.

They both have queen beds,

and then here we have a room with two twin beds.

- Love you.

- Love you, babe. Cheers to us.

- We're right next to you.

- I don't want y'all to, like, keep me up all night long.

- Yeah, not too loud. - [laughter]

- We're the naughty yachty crew. - Yeah.

both: The naughty yachty crew.

- Get everybody in position.

- On standby.

- How about a frozen margarita? - Frozen margarita?

- Yeah.

- Are you so ready to party?

- Let's do it. Hard astern on the double.

- Okay, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- Sara, do you want to change? Do you want to do swimsuits?

- Yeah, waiting for them to get our luggage.

- Bill wants a frozen margarita.

- Okay, I'll handle the drinks, you handle the snacks,

you handle the guests.

- Oh, yeah, we have to go to the top top.

- Bring it clear. You're up.

- Stern line's clear, Cap.

[lively music]

- I'm ready to get in my swimsuit. I want to do lunch.

- Frozen margarita here.

- Frozen margarita.

- Can you do a frozen skinny margarita?

- Mm-hmm, we can do that. - Ooh, I'll try one of those.

- Yeah, you want one of those.

[whimsical music]

- Hey, Kate, I need two skinny frozen margaritas.

- Did they get our luggage?

'Cause I'm ready to get my swimsuit on.

- They haven't done our luggage? I'm honestly pissed about that.

- What the f---? - [laughs]

- I hate these margaritas.

They've got way too much orange juice in there.

♪ ♪

- We gotta go get in our swimsuits.

- Is the luggage down?

- Okay, I feel like I've been waiting on luggage

for a long time.

- Can we get our luggage taken down?

- I'll do it right now. - Thank you.

- Baker, you know, I need you inside right now.

All this luggage is still sitting here.

- The deck team is a disaster...

still.

- We need luggage in rooms like yesterday.

- Bruno, get inside right now.

We need to put all the luggage away.

Where is our miracle boatswain?

Apparently, I need to tell him what to do.

- Hey, Matt. - Yeah.

- It may be too soon to tell,

but I am getting the feeling that I hate these people.

I just am getting a bad vibe from these people.

- I want--I want everybody get in their swimsuits, hell yeah.

- It's gonna be a long 48 hours.

- Oh, my God, I hate this!

- What the f---?

- Ooh, I hate this.

- Next on "Below Deck"...

- See anything down there?

- I hate these margaritas. Gotta go show 'em how to make it.

- Where's the staff? We need a staff.

- A bunch of drunk third graders.

- Whoo!

- Do we need to start complaining?

Because this is taking forever.

- These guys want to go to shore.

- They're not set up yet. - F---.

- Grab it, Bruno! F---.

- Today was just a clusterf---.

- Pick up that deck of cards.

Just pick up that deck of cards.

- Yep, mm-hmm, that's my butt. That's--nope.

- You are not allowed to leave.

[indistinct chatter]

- He's a really, really cool guy.

- Which ones the boatswain?

- You know which one the boatswain is.

- Let's see the bottom of your feet, homey.

- You're walking on our f---ing yacht.

- I take offense to that.

- Yeah, I am. - These guys are dicks.

Like brother, like brother.

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