Original subtitles

Previously on "Below Deck"...

- So enjoy your break-- a break from your break.

- I think this whole experience

is just making her a little bitter.

- I mean, I'm not complaining.

- That looks great. - Yeah, it's off the chart.

- Today was a great day.

- Absolutely awesome.

- And you want to share that with someone.

I've realized I should be with the person I left behind.

- There's gonna be a change

in the configuration of this crew.

I don't have the luxury of being able

to teach you everything that you're gonna need to know,

and I'm gonna have to cut you loose.

- Cool.

I'll be sitting on the beach getting drunk

and picking up chicks and probably getting laid

a lot sooner than if I finish out this charter season.

Who gives a sh--?

- Are you a new crew or something?

- The new boatswain.

- I'm gonna completely let him take control of it

or be a f---ing asshole too.

- You're quite bitter all the time.

- I have nothing to be bitter about.

- Listen to me right now, Jen.

You need to take it down.

- This brake wasn't disengaged.

That's all the metal. Oh, f---.

What a f---ing idiot.

Take it off.

What the f--- is wrong with you?

- I just want to wring him by the neck.

- Calm yourself, let go.

Why don't you get your shoes off my deck?

- It's my deck now, buddy boy.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- It's a dangerous situation

when people that are intoxicated

have to deal with this and letting people off safely.

Why don't you just go to bed?

- I'm okay. - Yeah, go.

- I'm taking control.

This is my boat.

[door slams]

- What?

- You don't tell me what I got to do.

- Okay, buddy.

- Go to bed, man. - I'm fine.

- You are, why don't you get your shoes off my deck?

- It's my deck now, buddy boy. - Not anymore, man.

- Oh, yeah.

- Dude, those guys are about

to punch each other in the face out there.

- I'm--I'm cool, buddy.

I've done everything I was supposed to do.

You're the one freaking out and looking like a tool.

F---ing weirdo.

- Seriously, go to bed.

- Dude, I'll do what I want to do.

- Go to bed.

- You don't tell me what I got to do.

- I'm telling you right now, if tomorrow I'm not boatswain,

I quit.

Who's it gonna be?

Who is it gonna be, me or you?

- They're still outside.

There's fistfights happening outside.

- What?

Why?

- Either you f---ing take off your stripes

and put it on my bed,

or tomorrow I'll take my stripes

and you can f---ing put it up your ass.

- Holy sh--.

You know, I've been on lots of yachts.

No one's ever talked to me like that.

He just lost his sh--.

- Who? - F---ing Nico.

- This guy is way out of line,

especially considering that I'm his boss.

- Maybe you should act like a leader

instead of acting like-- I don't know.

I don't even know who you are, man.

I feel like this is just time for me to leave.

- Hey, if you do want to stay here,

you got to make an apology to me.

- You're an asshole. - [mouthing words]

- Remind me not to buy him drinks.

- Nico's ego is probably a little bruised,

knowing that Captain had to call in back-up

because Nico wasn't cutting it,

and that the back-up is like...

Ned Flanders.

- Come on, come, come, come.

- This is f---ing bullsh--.

- Is there any way that you guys can just work together?

- No. - Combine each other's skills?

- I want to be around my family.

I don't need this sh--.

- Listen, we all make mistakes.

We're all human.

It's up to you to be the bigger man.

- No, man, it's not right.

- Can't deal with this bullsh--.

- We both had kind of a weird night.

That's for sure.

- Don't come at me, ever.

- I never came at you. - Not you, boo.

[phone buzzing]

[plastic crinkling]

- [grunts softly]

- F---.

- Last night was f---ing crazy.

- Nico was, like, pissed off.

- EJ was the least intoxicated of all of us.

- Yeah, right?

- Are you okay this morning, Jen?

You seemed a little irritated last night.

- Yeah, I'm just sad.

- We love you, Jen.

- I'm not really digging life right now.

I got upset with Bri last night.

Say that again to my face.

- You're quite bitter all the time.

- I'm done.

I thought Bri and I were really good.

Totally bothered by the fact

that she's not even acknowledging it.

- But sometimes when you drink, you think people are...

- Well, no, I was told.

I was told I was bitter.

I can't misinterpret that.

And then it just set the tone for the whole night.

- I'm not the type of person to continue on

an argument that happened yesterday.

I'm kind of over it.

- It is what it is.

- So we not talking, Nico?

- I don't know, whatever you want to talk about, man.

I'm actually surprised EJ hasn't spoken to Captain

and just like, "Nico was so mean to me last night

and told me to shove my stripes up my ass."

Whatever.

- Last night didn't go that well.

- You got too drunk and you turned into an ass----.

- I wasn't drunk.

- So I can care less for talking to you right now.

- Some people can bounce back; some people can't.

- It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

- Man, you're killing me here.

It's supposed to be ready.

- Attention, all crew.

When you guys finish flipping the boat,

you guys can head to St. Barth's for lunch.

The dock is really full, and at 162 feet,

it's not like you can put this anywhere.

So if we can't dock,

might as well let them go to St. Barth's.

We need everybody back by nightfall

so that we can get docked up for the night.

- Hey, Jen, you haven't been to St. Barth's yet?

- We're leaving in two minutes. - Okay.

- This is what I signed up for.

This is all part of it; it's all the same thing.

Take the good with the bad.

You're all assholes.

But maybe St. Bart's will lighten your mood.

- EJ, would you be down for pasta?

- Yeah. - I'm straight-up for pasta.

- I'm doing this for you. - I appreciate it.

- I'm not really sure why Bri is picking on Jen a little bit.

Sure, Jen's a little nuts, but Jen's super fun,

and we like having her on the boat,

because the boat is all we have.

It sucks.

Look for something for your daughter in here.

- Hey, Bri.

- Hey, thinking about getting off the boat.

Want to escape for a bit?

Bring some undies.

- [laughs]

- Do you think Captain Lee

would dress up as King Neptune?

- Do I need this?

- It hides under-eye circles so well.

- All right, there is good, man.

I cannot sit on that boat all day.

Do you know awkward it was with what's-his-face this morning?

- All right, ladies and gents.

- Ah.

- Here? - Yeah.

- Own little private booth.

- Oh, here's a maraca little thing.

[rattling]

- So, while we're away from the boat,

did you and Bri make up?

- No, she just pretended like nothing happened.

- Jen was like, "What did you say?"

And you're like, "You're always bitter."

And I was like, "Oh-ho!"

- Maybe you should just say, "I'm sorry if I overreacted.

You hurt my feelings; I was embarrassed."

- Yeah, I can do that.

- "And I love working with you."

- Yeah.

- Let's eat-eat.

Oh, yeah, finally out of the boat.

- I have this massive scar.

What's crazy about it is, I can do that.

- Ooh, that's weird.

- What I was thinking is,

I get, like, an anchor with a heart through the middle,

and I can make the heart beat.

- Or it could be, like, a naked dude,

and you could make it get hard.

[laughter]

- I'm really enjoying myself right now.

I've been f---ing stressed out this whole f---ing season.

I feel like I've turned into a dick.

- I hope we can clear the air onboard.

- Yeah, I know how you're feeling.

- I'm impressed at EJ's ability to fend off the charging bull.

That definitely says a lot about his character.

- Instead of fighting with the new guy,

appreciate that you have that extra hand.

- I'll tell you right now, though.

That attitude onboard, it's not acceptable

in my eyes, any captain's eyes.

- Give him a chance.

- He's here.

He's probably gonna stay.

- He is staying.

- So maybe you guys have a lot in common.

- Oh, my god.

So much, I'm sure.

- Let's do it. - Yeah.

- What do you think that Brianna and Nico

are doing right now?

- ♪ Bow-chicka-wow-wow ♪

- Uh...yeah.

I just want to kiss this girl so bad.

- I just hope he don't get busted.

- Yeah.

- There's some sand on there.

- [laughs]

- Distances are all distorted at night.

I don't know what the f--- I'm looking at out here.

It's just dangerous as f---.

- I feel like a guest.

- Like a guest? - Yeah.

- Back to work, hey?

- So I got you something as a little olive branch.

This is a gift for a friend.

- Aw.

- May have overreacted last night,

so I apologize.

It's a bracelet.

- Or an anklet.

It's totally me.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Sorry too.

You know, I didn't have to... [mumbling]

- Yeah.

- We just have to observe ourselves a little bit

when we had a couple drinks.

- Yeah.

I feel better.

- EJ, did you have a moment, man?

- Yeah.

- You know, obviously, coming in,

there's a lot of stressful situations going on.

And it's not anything that's your fault,

and we just need to work together.

And I shouldn't be such a dick about it.

So I'm sorry about that,

and I shouldn't ever f---ing call you an asshole.

I look at it as, he's not going anywhere,

so we just need to get this squashed and move on.

- I appreciate it a lot, man.

- We should be working together,

and this should be like f---ing cake for us, you know?

- I've dealt with Nico's type before.

I'll give him another chance,

but I'm not gonna f---ing forget.

- Thank you, buddy. - Yeah.

- I really appreciate it.

- I need all the deck crew on position.

Start getting the anchor up.

Are we pulling chain, Bruno?

- Ready to pull it up?

[whirring, rattling]

- Anchor at water line.

Anchor in the bucket.

- Lock it in, good job.

- He said good job. - Yeah, he did.

- Those magic words.

- Deck crew, let's get prepped for night docking.

I don't know what the f--- I'm looking at out here.

Can't see a goddamn thing.

It's just so hard going in there at night.

Distances are all distorted at night.

That could be 20 yards, it could be a half a mile.

- Yeah.

- Well, we're better off

than we were with EJ and Nico both being here.

It's bad enough going in during the day

with a proper deck crew.

Now we're gonna do it at night

with people that have never, ever

done a night docking before.

It's not a situation

that I'd like to make a steady diet of.

I'm gonna switch over to the wing station,

and let's thread our way through.

- Copy that.

- EJ, over here with me.

- Bruno, can you get the heaving lines ready?

- Copy.

- Everybody in position, we're coming in.

People out here going, "What the hell is he doing?"

- Captain Cowboy.

- How am I looking?

- Sailboat right there, no masthead light.

- I got it.

- All right, here we go. - All right.

- 35 feet and opening on port side.

- Bow and stern line on first.

- Captain, your bow's got about 15 feet here and closing.

- Stern 18 feet from the dock.

- Go ahead and throw it.

Okay, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- Looking good.

- Sh--.

- I need all the deck crew on the aft deck.

- Baker, f---ing rock on.

- Jesus Christ.

F---ing well done, everybody.

Outstanding job.

Well done, I really mean it.

Maybe I should blindfold them

so they can operate in the dark all the time.

- Ooh, Lord have mercy.

[phone buzzing]

[phone buzzing]

- Show me that squat.

- So how long?

- Burns the legs, right?

- Kate, Matt,

EJ, Nico, down on the crew mess immediately.

- Copy.

- Hey, buddy. - Yo.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Number five.

Leigh Anne and Sean Tuohy.

Leigh Anne incidentally had her life turned into a book

and then a movie called "The Blind Side."

- Football movie.

- Is that the one where they adopt somebody?

- Yes, Sandra Bullock. - That was like--okay.

- It was a great movie, it was a great book.

Couples on this trip are made up of good friends,

family, business partners

who just want to unplug from their busy lives.

I don't see anything out of the ordinary

as far as food.

These are all Southern people.

- Okay, she's a vegetarian.

That's it, that's easy.

These people aren't pretentious.

They're not foodies.

They're not gonna go, "Ugh, I don't think the lemon

has enough zestiness in it."

- An award show themed dinner party

on the first night.

- Oh, tonight.

- The guests would like a tailgating-themed

beach picnic as well.

- I'm actually more nervous to throw a tailgating party

than I would be a white party,

because I don't have any experience at a tailgate.

Whatever we do, good enough.

- Let's get to work.

- Yeah.

- All deck crew,

we have a meeting on the aft deck.

All right, guys, so basically, I just want to have a meeting

to say that I think the boat's looking great,

and I'd really like that, this next charter,

me being the boatswain and all,

Nico, me and you working together as a team.

Communication on point.

It's gonna be so much better for the whole team

if we can all just kind of help each other out

and work together.

I'd really like to see a little more of that.

Somebody slack in a department, help somebody out.

The other day, you needed a little bit help,

and I helped with you.

More so, teamwork is what I'd really like to see.

- Teamwork makes the dream work.

- That's right.

- And let's make this one

the f---ing biggest tip of them all.

- I did cross some boundaries,

and I pushed EJ a little bit too much.

But the way that he is,

I just can't stand the guy.

- Boosh!

Make this one good!

- Have you seen the movie "Blind Side"?

- Yes.

- The woman who it's actually based on is coming.

- Shut the front door.

- Oh, I know.

- She just told me.

- It's so cute that they want a tailgating party.

- Do we have poms here?

- Cheerleading.

Do you know any cheers?

We need to make a "Valor" cheer.

- Go, "Valor" team.

- Oh, you were good.

- Fight for victory.

Whoo!

[laughter]

This is so cool.

- Attention all crew.

We got to switch into our whites.

- Copy.

- [humming]

- Ready to rock.

- Roly-poly-oly, man.

- All right, kids, five minutes to show time.

- That's the one we're gonna take.

- Wow.

- Gonna need everybody on the main deck aft.

- Here we go, whoo-hoo! - All right.

- Ah, permission to come onboard.

- That looks disgusting.

I don't know if this is bananas Foster

or if a seagull took a big sh--.

- Permission to come on board.

- You're already here.

- Hi, Leigh Anne Tuohy.

Nice to meet you.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Good seeing you.

- Matt, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

I'm used to tall people like you.

- Baker. - Nice to meet you.

- It's an honor to have you guys on board.

And I'm gonna have Kate give you a tour of the boat.

And we'll get this party started

if it's okay with you guys.

- Perfect. - Cheers.

- Watch your step. - Thank you.

- Ooh, beautiful.

- We'll go first to the master stateroom,

where you guys will be sleeping.

- All right. - Nice!

- Ooh, beautiful.

- It's nice and bright.

- Can I sleep on your couch?

- We've got a lovely room for you as well.

- Oh, excellent.

- But first we're gonna go on to the rest of the boat.

- Here we go, Bruno. - I know.

- Shake and bake.

- So we have two queen rooms, one with two twin beds.

- Can we sleep on the same bed? - No.

- That's up to y'all.

- She's already prayed to Jesus about that.

- The Tuohys remind me a lot of my family.

Southern roots, authentic, spiritual, not preachy.

Classy and sassy, but not snobby.

Jen, if you'll go unpack the master suitcases?

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Bri--oh, you're already starting the cheese plate.

Good girl.

- Oh, yay-yay.

- We're gonna go bow to stern.

- I know the one man drives the boat,

but what do all the other little people do?

- They bring drinks.

- No, you have the people that work outside the boat.

Like, the people in the pants.

- Right.

- Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

- All lines clear.

- What does she do?

- Kate makes sure

that everything in the interior is okay.

- She needs to eat a little more.

[laughter]

- No traffic on your port side, Cap.

All clear.

- Start pulling for lunch.

You can do placemats, cutlery.

- Cool.

- 30 feet away.

- Good job, everybody.

- Do you think we go faster eventually?

[laughter]

- Baker, you ready to go?

- Yes, sir.

- Drop it now.

- Baker has the possibility to be a great deckhand.

She has the attitude, the charisma.

So I feel like she's worth putting the time in.

- Got three shots in the water.

- Lock it in, we're good.

- Hi, Matt. - Hi.

- Some of our guests would like to come chat with you.

- Absolutely.

- This is it. - This is it.

- This is our galley.

- Going up.

- I got it.

- So, for dinner, what I have planned is,

I have a nice local grouper.

And we'll finish off-- I saw someone

said bananas Foster somewhere.

So I've got some local rum, then a flambé,

and some local bananas to make the bananas Foster.

- Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome.

- Look at this, on it, like, just beautiful.

- Yee-haw. - Good job.

- The guests are moving to the table.

I bet you 20 bucks they say Grace.

- You want to say it? - No, you're good.

- Okay.

- Dear Lord, bless this food.

Bless the people that prepared it.

- Watch over us, protect us.

- Bless all these beautiful people

that you've put in our lives.

And bless all those who can't be with us here now

in body or spirit.

- In Christ's name, Amen.

all: Amen.

- [sighs]

- All right, Matt, we're ready when you are.

- Thank you.

I'm a little anxious.

I mean, who wouldn't be?

She's the ex.

I mean, I messed up,

and she probably doesn't want to talk to me ever again.

But the longer you don't get texts back,

there's a certain breaking point

where you're just like, "Okay, I give up."

All right, we're almost there, two seconds away.

- It's ready? - Yes, it is.

- Oh, it's salad. - It's the salad.

- Right here, this is a blackened chicken salad

with a chipotle dressing.

- Do you know how many eggplants

they had to kill to make this?

- That's good. - [laughing]

- How's your day going? - Good.

- Apologized to him.

He said he was in the wrong.

And I told him I'm sorry for calling him an asshole,

and that we should work together.

- Ooh, such a strong man.

- No, well, I listened to your advice.

- Makes sense. - Yeah.

- He'll probably know stuff that you don't know,

and you'll probably know stuff that he doesn't know.

- Exactly.

- Tim, we're going on the sea bobs,

or whatever they are.

[woman yelps]

[woman screams]

- Do we have a time for dinner? - 8:30.

- Let's see a flip.

[laughter]

- I need to make stars,

and they're all turning out stupid.

- Let me show you how a frigging star is done here.

- Yeah, show me.

Show me, EJ.

- Rome wasn't built in a day.

A perfect star takes time.

- Oh, are we not wearing-- - We don't have time to change.

- Aw, sh--.

- Actually, will you change really quick?

- Change into what I was wearing before?

- To what we're wearing right now, same as us.

- So I got to change...

- Just go put it back on, in five minutes.

Just change the clothes.

- Oh, I wish I would have known.

- Okay.

- Beautiful table.

- You guys have your own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

- Well, how precious. - I love it.

- Matt, Matt, Kate.

Matt, Kate.

Did he say where he's going?

Do you know if the bread is in the oven?

Will you check?

- Come on, you boat people.

- Matt, Kate.

- Yay, Bruno!

- If you want to dress up in non-uniform things,

then you're gonna be that dresses up

in non-uniform things.

- Matt, Matt, Kate.

- Come on, you boat people.

- Did you see where he's going?

- I got a text back, it's awesome.

I mean, I don't know where this is gonna go.

But the fact that she picked up her phone, it's a start.

- Hey, Matt? - Yeah?

- Can I throw the bread in the oven?

- I'm coming.

- Well, they're sitting. - Okay.

- I just threw it in there.

- Good, thank you.

Thank you.

Bread's in the oven?

- Mm-hmm. - Sweet.

- I put it on the second shelf. - That's perfect.

- The guests are at the table, but we're waiting on bread.

- No worries, go for it.

- It shouldn't be my job

to make sure that Chef is doing his job.

I shouldn't have to tell you,

hey, we're on a yacht, and the guests would like food.

Is it ready?

- All set. - Okay, then we'll go.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Ladies got pasta.

- Okay, Kate, what do we got?

- Local grouper, asparagus, and quinoa.

- Oh, I love quinoa. - Quinoa.

- All right, onion and tomato, Fosters.

- This is phenomenal. - My fish is delicious.

- Push in the banana, and the peel will break open.

- Best actress: Sandy for "The Blind Side."

- Did she win an actress for that?

- She did.

- Hey, where the hell have you been?

- I thought you deserved the Oscar, not Sandra.

- That's sweet.

- These bananas are really good.

Did you remember a tub of vanilla ice cream?

- No.

- [sighs]

F---.

- [clears throat]

- Perfect, I like bananas and chocolate.

People dip bananas in chocolate and then freeze them.

All right, total.

- Banana Foster with chocolate?

- Yes, exactly.

Thank you very much.

- That is a bowl of goodness.

- Wait, is that chocolate?

- It's chocolate ice cream.

- Can I get vanilla?

- Yes. - Me too.

- We need two with vanilla ice cream.

- I don't have it.

- Are you sure? - Yeah.

- How can you not have vanilla ice cream?

- I have mint chocolate chip.

- I hate chocolate ice cream.

- Why don't we make whipped cream in a Kitchen-Aid

and do some fresh bananas Foster?

- We're done with the bananas.

- Okay, can you re-caramelize it,

make it feel fresh?

If Matt was an asshole, I would flip out at him.

But Matt is like this little Canadian puppy,

and you're just not gonna yell at the cute little puppy.

- I got to have ice cream.

These boat people should have it now.

- That's nice and hot.

- Good? - Yeah.

- You want to take these out

and say it's fresh vanilla cream.

Just leave out the "ice."

- There you go.

- Thank you so much.

It's just vanilla ice cream.

- Oh, I like vanilla.

- It's just whipped cream?

- 6:30, thank you very much.

- 6:30? - Don't hate me.

- So we had the largest tub, and it disappeared.

- After you're done, we'll just kind of make sure

the crew mess is all cleaned up and stuff,

and then hang out with our wangs out.

- All right, adios.

- All right, great times, y'all.

- Peace out, love you.

- I'm sorry, but that...

- Mush. - No, it's disgusting.

- I just don't know if this is bananas Foster

or if a seagull took a big sh--.

- Good night, ladies.

- Hey, how are you? - Good, good.

- No, EJ is totally--

- I know, I don't know why

he just can't remember the cushions.

- [mouthing silently]

- I had to be like, Bruno is in the lights.

- Just wanted to call and say hi

and tell you that I'm just thinking about you.

Hearing her voice for the first time in a long time

is just perfect.

[laughing]

Thanks.

This is just me being selfish

and calling it your voice, actually.

This makes me miss her even more.

All right, sweet dreams.

- Good morning.

- Want some croissant? - Only if it's chocolate.

- Would I give it to you if it wasn't?

- Aw.

- Every morning is always like an epic sunrise.

- It's kind of quiet; no one's awake.

- I normally sit up port in front of the bridge

and have a coffee.

- Perfect. - Yeah.

- Bruno, can you come clean up the lavs?

Nico and Baker, get ready to lift the anchor.

Let's do it, girl.

- Everything's good.

- Lock it in, well done, Baker.

- Secure that f---er.

- Good morning.

You can help yourself.

- Okay.

Honey, just like I do every morning for you at home.

- I'm so used to this.

- I don't think we're gonna get anything nicer than this.

Bruno, give me three shots now.

- Pick up the slack so it doesn't get stuck

up in the props.

- Three shots in the water. - Lock it in.

- So now we've dropped anchor.

You're gonna take them to the beach?

- Let's try and shoot for noon.

- Mostly, yachting is champagne wishes

and caviar dreams,

but this boat, we're more like,

try to survive mediocrity.

Jen, you're gonna be primarily in charge of entertainment.

We have megaphones, we have pom-poms.

And keep their drinks filled.

You are gonna be in charge

of assisting Matt in the food service.

Burgers, we've got ketchup, mustard.

What kind of wings are you making?

- Barbecue and hot.

- Do we have blue cheese?

- I do have blue cheese dressing.

- Okay, we need to put that in for sure.

- Okay, I will put that in there.

- Tailgate glam, people, tailgate glam.

- Have a good time, guys.

- We're all set up privately to the right.

- Kate seems to be super stressed,

so I'm gonna try and knock this cheer out of the park.

- Whoa, pretty good spiral.

- Matt, what you got, what you got?

- We have some barbecue wings.

We've got some beautiful burgers.

This is a win-win.

We're at the beach.

They want simple food, which is great.

Just give them what they want.

- It's delicious.

- As we shovel it in our mouth.

- Going back for more wings.

Love 'em.

- Yay!

Bruno!

- Jen, what the f---?

Like, where's your uniform?

- Look at how cute you look, Jen.

- You're on your own.

This is the fifth charter.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

- Figure it out. - [sighs]

- How is everything?

- How is everything? - It's delicious.

- Yay!

Bruno!

Whoo!

- Appropriate for the tailgating party.

- Just need the right energy.

Got to pump, pump, pump it up.

- Look at how cute you look, Jen.

- For tailgating.

Hopefully Kate will be so happy

and she'll finally be proud of me.

Don't make me blow the whistle.

Do you need me?

- No, no, I'm good.

- Oh, gosh.

- Like, she changed clothes. - I know.

- Normally, you would never

be out of uniform in front of charter guests.

And Kate couldn't have approved this.

- They are loving it.

- Okay, let me know if they need

any other drinks besides what they have.

- Copy.

- Y'all are wanting to do like a cheer thing?

- Maybe just bust out some freestyle stomp.

- V-A-L...

- And then we could do like a--yes.

- I've been stepping since back in the day.

I was the only white girl on the step team.

So my skills come from a young age.

All right, are you guys ready for the yachty totty?

- Whoo!

The yachty totty!

- Yeah, we're gonna do it right over here.

Give me a "V"!

all: "V"!

- You got your "V," you got your "V."

Give me an "A," give me an "L,"

give me an "O," give me an "R"!

all: "R"!

- You got your "R," you got your "R."

Wee!

[cheering]

- That was really good.

- So how was the beach party?

- Oh, my gosh, it was beautiful.

The setup-- like, you saw the setup.

- Yeah, I organized it. - They loved that.

- I just need to chat with you about tonight's dinner menu.

- Yes.

Well, they like any vegetable, which is a good sign,

so I have that.

That's not an issue, covered.

As a starter, the appetizer...

Breakfast, lunch, snacks...

With veal demi glaze, they love that idea.

Carrots, we got that; broccoli, we have it.

- Okay, I'm only gonna say this to you

because I like you and I enjoy working with you.

What happened last night?

Are you tired?

Do you need help?

How can I help you?

Are you happy here?

- Yeah. - You're happy to stay?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, good.

- Perhaps I'm enabling Matt,

because he seems to be slipping downward,

the less I say.

Last night's bananas Foster were not okay.

I would love to see, tonight, your most out-of-the-box.

Let's do dots, let's do smears.

- Oh, yeah. - Let's do towers.

- As uncomfortable as it is to hear,

Kate's absolutely correct.

I've been distracted,

and I should have really paid attention

to my ice cream volume.

So let's make up for yesterday's meal

I'm pulling up all the stops.

- Get creative, go out of the box.

I want to see what you got.

- Yes.

- Let's herd these cats.

- All crew, guests are coming back.

- Right here.

- Best tailgate ever.

[cheering]

- Let's go, team!

Whoo!

- Hello, how was it?

- It was awesome. - Good.

- It's a sign of insanity,

that she thinks this is okay.

I don't even know what's going on anymore.

Am I dreaming?

Can I get you anything, Leigh Anne?

- That's all right, I'm good right now.

I'm gonna wait till dinner, thank you so much.

- Oh, my gosh, this is a hideous little outfit.

- Jean, you better hold on to the girls.

Nice, Lawrence!

10, that was a 10, 10, 10!

- What time is dinner? - 8:00-ish.

- Okay, Bruno is gonna be in here.

He's just gonna shower, take a little break,

and then he'll be here at like 7:00.

- Everyone's pretty chill.

7:00 is great, thank you.

- Tell me about the beach.

- It went really well.

- When exactly did Jen change her uniform?

Because she didn't leave the boat in that.

- As soon as we got there.

Did you know she was wearing that?

- No, here's the thing.

I don't mind creative license.

I don't like sneaking.

- I think she was just trying to take on a character.

- I would believe that if she looked like a cheerleader.

I appreciate you playing devil's advocate.

- Yeah.

- Hey. - Hey, Cap.

- How'd today go?

- It went smooth.

- So no issues?

- Oh, yeah, they had a blast.

Nico is not somebody I trust

or I think I can ever trust,

but in the end of the day,

I'm gonna take it upon myself

to deal with the situation like a man.

I'm no snitch.

- Good job, I really mean it. - Thank you.

- Thanks. - Catch you in a bit.

- Yep.

- You know, I'm bummed out

that Jen decided to just kind of sneak off

and wear her own bizarre, weird outfit.

And then it hit me, Jen can dress up,

because she loves it, clearly,

in a surprise outfit for the guests.

- To serve dinner in the outfit?

- I want to teach her a lesson

that, like, if you want to dress up

in non-uniform things,

then you're gonna be the person that dresses up

in non-uniform things.

- I'm glad Kate is just my roommate,

because I don't want to do anything

to get on her bad side.

- She will be the "Valor" mascot.

- Matt. - Bruno.

- I want you to help make dessert.

We're gonna make cheesecake two ways.

- Two ways like...

- We'll make little balls,

and we'll dip it in white chocolate,

and then we'll dip the other one in dark chocolate.

And then we'll put them back in the fridge,

and it'll be like truffles.

You know, that's what I like about Bruno.

He's always willing to help out,

even if it's not his department.

- I need nine pieces. - Consider it done.

- He's creative.

Stay a little longer.

Here, take something off my list.

That's fantastic.

- No worries, I got these balls.

- I like having a little sous chef.

- Hey, Captain Lee. - Yes?

- Cheap stew.

- Um... so, the surprise tonight.

Would you like to have dinner with the guests?

- I'm in. - All right.

- Get ready, sports fans.

Captain Lee is coming to dinner.

- Oh-ho.

- Are we late?

Help me.

- Ah, look at this.

- That's so gorge. - Wow, look at this.

- Beautiful.

- You have a surprise guest.

- No, we do not.

- And it's going to be Captain Lee.

[cheering]

- How great is-- you're a mind reader.

- Here he is.

[cheering]

- An honor.

- Heard you had an empty seat at the table,

so I thought I'd just barge right in.

- Great to have you with us. - Thank you.

- Look at this guy go.

Holy sh--, Chef Gaston over here.

- They're happy talking to the Captain.

- Okay, great.

- Jen, Jen, Kate.

- Go ahead.

- Are you in the master?

- Yes, ma'am.

- All right, I'm coming to see you.

- How's it going? - Good.

- So I have a very exciting...

- Surprise reveal?

- Yes.

- Is it about me?

- Kind of. - Oh, god.

- I'm really nervous right now.

- You're gonna be the "Valor" mascot.

[faint whistling]

You have to do it.

- Okay, what is it?

What is the mascot?

- You're gonna wear light-up sneakers from Baker.

You're gonna wear one of Baker's really cool visors

that I really want.

- God, I can't.

- You have to do it.

- Is this gonna be humiliating?

- I never said, "Oh, hey, Jen,

"just wear this random tropical flowered halter top

"that doesn't even look like a boat uniform--

or a cheerleader uniform, quite frankly."

- I just wanted her to be happy.

But instead, here we go again.

- She looks like a little old lady.

[laughter]

- I just--I can't win.

- Okay, quickly, quickly, do the cabin.

- [sighs]

- It's so cool, Matt.

- I'm gonna make the egg as a fennel salad

with Maine lobster,

marinated with lemon juice and olive oil.

- My favorite thing you've made so far.

Pardon me, this is a beautiful

lobster Cobb salad to start.

- Just awesome. - Enjoy.

- So yummy. - That's cute.

- Love lobster.

- Good night, guys.

See you tomorrow, huh?

- Yes, sir, I'll see you tomorrow.

- I have to ask you,

how did the whole thing

about the book and all that come about?

- The writer of the book,

he and I went to school together

since we were 5 years old.

- I can start taking them out when you're ready.

- After the bananas Foster mishap,

these guys are in for a treat.

Steak is my favorite thing to make.

I make it like a boss.

Like, honestly, no one can beat my meat.

[laughs]

- Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Three seasons. - Great, thanks.

- Ooh!

- Pardon me, this is a beautiful beef tenderloin

with cauliflower puree

and butternut squash in a veal demi glaze.

Enjoy.

- And so I get a call from Steven Spielberg,

Harvey Weinstein.

I had to give them the rights to use our name.

And I said, "I'll give you the rights to use the name

"if I get to read the script and approve it,

or unapprove it."

- They seem very happy, Matt.

They're in conversation and chewing.

But they look beautiful.

It looks very beautiful.

- Took your advice, Kate.

- I just want everybody to have a great season.

- And so, sure enough, seven months later,

we get an envelope in the mail,

and it's a script of the movie.

- I love that, love that color.

- Look at those.

- Aren't they awesome?

- Yes, they are amazing.

So beautiful.

- Bruno did so amazing.

It's pretty impressive, very proud of him.

- No calories, right?

- 136 pages, yeah.

- Jen, Jen, Kate.

- I'm right here, Kate.

- Okay, it is go time.

Come on, grab your outfit.

- Where is my outfit? - Come on.

- Kate. - What?

- I'm gonna trip in these shoes.

I feel like one of those little dogs

that, you know, the women,

their kids are all out of the nest,

and their husbands died or left them,

and they dress their dogs up

in these really ridiculous outfits,

and the dogs can't speak up for themselves.

That's what I feel like right now.

Hold on, hold on.

I can't get the life vest over my head.

It sucks.

- If this is an emergency situation,

you would be in trouble.

I'm glad we're going over this.

- I open my front door,

and Sandy's standing there,

and I was like, "Huh."

- Pardon me.

We have a little surprise.

You guys love sports.

So we thought we'd show you our "Valor" team mascot.

- I'm not liking this.

It doesn't make any sense.

It's not fair.

F---.

- Whoo!

Go, go!

[cheering]

[whistles blowing]

- Oh, my god.

- Nicely done, Jen.

That was awesome.

- Did you see how happy Captain Lee was?

- You killed it. - They loved it.

- Best moment of my life, right now,

undressing out of this.

- Good night.

- Leigh Anne, it has been such a pleasure.

- Oh, it was my pleasure.

- Bri, Kate.

- Go ahead.

- Go ahead and knock off.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Time to go to bed.

- That's good that you guys are talking.

- Yeah.

- It's funny to me that I'm trying

to distance myself from my problems at home.

He's trying to pull closer to them.

- That was something else.

- That was f---ing awesome.

Why do you look like you're upset about that?

You did great.

- [scoffs] - What?

- What is that eye?

- I mean, you have to be in a mood to be the mascot.

- You weren't in the mood?

- Come on. - No.

- Good job, Jen.

- Ugh, thanks.

- I think these guests had a lovely charter, don't you?

Captain Lee had a great time.

- I'm always in the dark.

- What do you feel in the dark about?

There's nothing we're not telling you.

- What do you think I'm not telling you?

It totally annoys me when Jen sasses me,

because I just want a thank you and not attitude.

I want you to fill this with orange juice.

I want this with orange juice.

I want you to pull for breakfast.

- Is it necessary to--

- You need to just stop talking,

because I need to go to bed, or I'm gonna tap out.

Pull for breakfast, clear this sh-- out.

- It's 1:15, I'm going.

You're on your own.

This is the fifth charter.

If you don't have it by now, there's no hope for you.

Figure it out, clean it, pull for breakfast.

Make everything happy.

- She's out to make my life a living hell,

and I don't know why.

It's kind of f---ed up, if you ask me.

At this point, like, I don't know

if I can work with these people.

- Next on "Below Deck"...

- [gasps] - Oh.

[cheering]

- Really excited to have a day off.

- Bobby Lowe has recently got engaged to his fiancé.

- She's dating him?

I thought that was her grandpa.

- More champagne.

- Come on, guys, no time to waste.

Can you do a frozen skinny margarita?

- I hate these people.

- You cut an hour off of my break.

F--- you, you stupid f---ing bitch.

Is this good for you?

- My girlfriend is being really insecure about things.

I know what I'm doing right now is wrong,

but I don't care.

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