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Oh, Tina, look at you, girl.
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Yes, and look at you.
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Oh, oh-oh, - look at my husband.
- Oh...
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Looking like a chocolate snack.
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Ooh.
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You better know it.
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What kind of snack am I?
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Ooh, uh, you are looking like a
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smoked gouda on a Triscuit.
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Ooh!
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- You better know it.
- Yeah.
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- Mm.
- Oh, Dave, that's what you're wearing to the concert?
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Boy, white people
get to wear anything.
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Well, at least his toes
aren't out this time.
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Looking all long and weird.
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- Hey-hey.
- Oh!
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There's our beautiful
mother-to-be.
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Sorry we're late.
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I was gonna wear something else,
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but I grew out of it
as I was putting it on.
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Ooh, yes.
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Dave, you're not
getting dressed?
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Damn it! I am dressed.
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Calvin, thank you so much
for getting us these tickets.
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We are huge Toni Braxton fans.
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Ah, you're welcome.
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And just so you all know,
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this counts as
everybody's birthday
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and Christmas gift.
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Excuse me?
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Uh, not you, babe. No... Oh.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Calvin, thank you so much
for getting Grover a ticket.
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You know, we played Toni
Braxton for him in utero.
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It is so perfect that this is
gonna be his first concert.
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He is so excited.
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Well, damn, he
doesn't look excited.
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He looks like he's
ready for bed.
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Grover, come on.
You're gonna love it.
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This is the music
you grew up on.
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I like her music.
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I just don't want to
go to my first concert
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with a-a-a bunch of old people.
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Who's he calling
old? Who the hell...?
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Okay, babe, babe, babe, babe.
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Hey... you know what? No, I'll
give him a reason to go to bed.
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Now, Grover, go home and
put on a real pair of pants.
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Now.
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Oh...
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My Triscuit went from
gouda to pepper jack.
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Now, are you sure you're
up to going out like this?
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Oh, yeah. I want
to make the most
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of the last few weeks
before Daphne arrives.
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Yeah, and tonight is about fun.
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No stressing about
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the massive, life-changing
event that's looming over us.
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I may miss a few songs, though.
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This baby is break
dancing on my bladder.
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Ooh, fear not. I have mapped out
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every bathroom in the arena. Oh.
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Mm-hmm, and I packed a
baggy of that sliced ham
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that you go crazy for.
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Mmm, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Yeah, come on. Give me some...
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He's got a pocket full of ham,
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and I'm getting
grief about khakis?
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Marty, that is so nice to see.
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I know you and Courtney
are just friends,
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but you're such a good
pregnancy partner.
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Just like I was. Chip
off the old block.
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Really? 'Cause that's not
how I remember the old block.
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Okay. Okay. Are you
comfortable?
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I'm supposed to make
you comfortable.
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Do I look comfortable to you?
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And stop touching my pillow!
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Mr. Butler, the baby's coming.
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He's crowning. Look.
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Uh, you-you know what?
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Uh, I'm good. I'm good.
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You, uh, you, you do that.
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I-I mean, you're the one
that went to medical school
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and everything.
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Calvin. Calvin, Calvin, Calvin!
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Get the camera ready!
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Okay,
okay. All right, um...
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Okay. Uh, doctor,
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um, you... you think
while you're down there,
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you could, you could
get some footage for me?
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Nurse, forceps?
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All right. Okay.
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All right, I got it, baby.
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I got it.
- We gonna see it. - Ooh!
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- We gonna see it.
- Calvin! Calvin!
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Here we go.
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Oh, Lord, that's a lot of blood.
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Oh, God.
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I'm going down.
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He wound up with a concussion.
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And me and Malcolm got out of
the hospital before he did.
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Look, I was ready to go.
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But you know, when you
got good insurance,
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they want to milk it.
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As soon as I got out,
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I did all of the
fatherly duties.
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Fatherly duties?
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Mama said you ain't
changed a single diaper.
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I didn't change
'em, I bought 'em.
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Guys, I have
an announcement to make.
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As a thank you to Calvin
for getting us the tickets,
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I have hired a driver
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to take us to the
show in luxury.
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Well, all right!
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Trey?
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You hired Trey?
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I am supporting a
Black-owned business.
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Trey, where'd you get this van?
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Is it even legal?
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Of course it is. I got it
from the police auction.
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Oh, God.
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This traffic is terrible.
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Not for us, baby.
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Look what the
police left in here.
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Trey, I know that ain't legal.
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People are getting
out of our way.
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Wait, so, uh, so, Pop,
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you really passed
out when I was born?
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Calvin, come on.
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You have nothing to
be embarrassed about.
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You know, sometimes
we are just not
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our best selves under pressure.
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God,
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I remember when
we were pregnant,
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we were exhausted.
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"We"? What did you do?
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Oh, Dave was very,
very involved.
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Ooh...!
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What do you need?
Ice chips? Water?
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Let's just, let's just breathe.
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Um, want me to sing?
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No.
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Twice was enough.
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Ooh. Honey, y-you look hot.
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Uh, let's mop that brow. Uh...
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Sponge!
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You don't get to say that.
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Must you fight me on
everything, Donna?
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I understand - it's go-time in here.
- Ooh.
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Damn it, you know
what? I missed that.
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Do you mind taking
your entrance again
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and maybe saying something
like "It's showtime"?
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Dave. Stop it.
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Okay, honey, you look
tense. You know what?
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Let me put on my special mix CD.
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Toni Braxton's "Let It Flow."
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Am I right, Donna?
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You doing okay?
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You want an epidural? Last call.
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Yes. Make it a double!
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Uh, Gemma.
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We agreed that we would
do this naturally.
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We changed our mind.
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I-I hate to use your
words against you,
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but you did say,
"No matter what,
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don't let me get an epidural."
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You're
right, you're right.
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I'm sorry. Come here, honey.
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Give me the drugs!
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I want the drugs right
now! Do you hear me?!
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Get her the drugs!
Get her the drugs!
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Donna, get her the drugs!
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Check this out.
You can still see
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where Gemma dug her
nails into my neck.
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All the pain was worth it
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because we got our
healthy, happy baby boy.
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I hate my life.
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Well, he's healthy.
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Uh, Trey, you can't go this way.
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It says "Do not enter."
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They just say that
so you don't enter.
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Were those traffic cones?
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I hope so.
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VIP entrance?
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Are you sure we're
supposed to park here?
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Look, I don't care as
long as we're close.
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These shoes are cute, but they
were not made for walking.
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Uh, excu-excuse me, Trey.
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Trey, uh
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if you get a parking ticket,
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- that's on you, right?
- Oh, no, that's totally on you.
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You should have.
- Read your contract. - Well...
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Well, there wasn't a contract.
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Damn it.
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My bad. Sign right here.
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- Oh, my God.
- You don't have to sign that.
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The name of your company
is Ride with Your Boy?
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♪ I pull up with
the blick, blick ♪
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♪ I pull up, make
your clique flip ♪
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♪ I pull off in the whip ♪
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♪ And I skert Skert! [Laughs]
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♪ Skert ♪
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♪ Skert... Skert!
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Hey, man, Lil Side
Baby's killing it.
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You know, I just
googled Lil Side Baby.
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And it said he played
Stevie on Hannah Montana.
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What? No, that is him. He did.
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Yeah. He-he won a Kid's
Choice Award for that.
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That must've been
before the face tattoos.
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Thank
you, L.A. Good night.
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Lil Side Baby! Yeah!
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Yes! Thank God.
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- Let's get some Toni!
- Whoo!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. CALVIN: Hey.
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You guys get your merch?
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Yes, we did. Toni
Braxton T-shirts.
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And Dave just had to get
a Lil Side Baby cozy.
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Oh, yeah. For my
kombucha.
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Everybody loves a cold booch.
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Who's ready
for Toni Braxton?
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- Oh, my God!
- I know, it's exciting, right?
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No.
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My water just broke.
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Oh, no, you can have
mine. Take mine.
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No, Marty.
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My water just broke.
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What now? Oh!
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Water broke! - Water broke!
- What, what, what, what?
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Baby, you think she can
hold it for one song?
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I mean, these tickets
were kind of expensive.
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Calvin!
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I mean, you think
she could hold it?
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Mama! Okay, come on,
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- come on.
- Let's move, people. Move! Out of the way.
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♪ I pull up with
the blick, blick ♪
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♪ Skert, skert ♪
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Trey, Trey, Trey,
Trey, Trey.♪ Skert. ♪
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Come on. We got to go.
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We got to go, man.
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Oh. That was quick.
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I'm still charging
y'all for four hours.
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Come on. Courtney's
water just broke.
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Aw, hell no.
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Because y'all family,
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I'm gonna give you a
discount on the cleaning fee.
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Oh!
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Contraction... Okay,
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let's get her to a hospital.
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Sorry. We blocked in.
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See that van right
in front of us?
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That's Toni's, and.
- She busy for a while. - Aw...
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Oh, Trey, I told you
we couldn't park here.
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Guys, I'm trying
to call the doctor.
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Does anybody have
a signal down here?
256
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,072
No. No.
257
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,030
I cannot believe
this is happening.
258
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,076
You know what? It-It's
going to be fine.
259
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,295
I'm missing Toni Braxton.
260
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,254
I mean... can you hear that?
261
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,840
I'm pretty sure
that's the bass from.
262
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,475
"He Wasn't Man Enough."
263
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,564
That's my jam.
264
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,742
Okay. Okay, just calm down.
265
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,526
Okay? We have plenty of time.
266
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,702
Yeah, yeah. Marty came early,
267
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,138
and it all went smoothly.
268
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,749
You and I have very different
269
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,664
definitions of "smoothly."
270
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,668
I cannot believe
you are taking me
271
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,626
to the hospital in a low rider.
272
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,021
Look, baby, I couldn't help it.
273
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,781
All right, I'd just finished
customizing this car
274
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,130
and I was test-driving
it when you beeped me.
275
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,158
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
276
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,378
Uh, Tina, Tina,
277
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,684
no shoes on the shag, baby.
278
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,337
What?
279
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,122
Calvin, I am having a baby!
280
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,472
Okay, but can you hold it
till we get to the hospital?
281
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,474
What?
282
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,644
Ask me that one more time.
283
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,738
Ask me that one more time!
284
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,004
Man, this windshield's
all foggy. Hold on.
285
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,400
Okay.
286
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,141
What is happening?
287
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,577
I'm sorry. I hit the switches.
288
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,232
Yo, sweet ride.
289
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,712
Hey, my man,
290
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,930
you like what you see,
291
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,150
bring your car to
Calvin's Pit Stop.
292
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,891
Calvin!
293
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,284
- I'm having a baby.
- The baby's got to eat.
294
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,373
Oh, my God! Oh!
295
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,766
Calvin! Calvin, Calvin,
296
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,681
I'm feeling a lot of pressure.
297
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,639
Something's happening.
Something's happening.
298
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,250
Can-can you look? Can you look?
299
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,775
Oh, look, it's a head.
300
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,646
Oh, God.
301
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,996
I'm going down.
302
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,220
Does anyone have a
normal birth story?
303
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,788
'Cause I'm starting.
- To freak out here. - Okay.
304
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,008
It was no big deal, all right?
305
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,357
It was just your head.
306
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,127
The rest of you came
out at the hospital.
307
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,450
You know, this is
taking forever.
308
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,906
Okay, Dave and Gemma,
can you find security
309
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:37,800
so we could get
these vans moved?
310
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,846
- Yeah, on it.
- Yeah, on it.
311
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,586
Okay, me and Malcolm
will go find an EMT.
312
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,587
I'm sure they're
all over the place.
313
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,328
Okay, right. I'll go get nachos.
314
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,374
No.
315
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,593
Trey, you'll go find the
drivers for these vans
316
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,964
so that we can get out of here.
317
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,336
Right, 'cause I bet they
up there by the nachos.
318
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,953
All right, guys, we got
a little bit of time,
319
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,737
so let's just breathe and relax.
320
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,391
Everything's gonna be just fine.
321
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,392
Thank you, Mr. B.
322
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,264
All right.
323
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,224
Huge contraction.
324
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,356
It's okay. It's okay.
Just breathe through it.
325
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:16,056
- Hee-hee-hoo, hee-hee-hoo.
- Hee-hee-hoo, hee-hee-hoo.
326
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,927
I-I thought you said
327
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:18,841
your contractions
were still far apart.
328
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,451
They were,
329
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:21,782
but the baby doesn't give a...
330
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,806
The baby's coming! The
baby's coming right now!
331
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,546
Help! Martin, come here.
332
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,375
What are you doing?
333
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,526
Come on, man. You got this.
334
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,638
You know what to do.
335
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,292
No. No, I don't.
All they teach you
336
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,617
in the class is "hee-hee-hoo."
337
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,817
Okay,
338
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,732
this baby wants out.
339
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,780
Son, listen to me.
340
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,304
You got to step up
and face your fears,
341
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,002
or you'll regret it
forever like I do.
342
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,351
You do?
343
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,831
Of course I do.
344
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,354
Your mother really needed me,
345
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,572
and I wasn't there for her.
346
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,270
I mean, I was, but
347
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,706
I was laid out on the floor
348
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,901
or slumped against
the car window
349
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,752
while she had to steer.
350
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,059
But you can be better than me.
351
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,018
All right? You can do this.
352
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:08,108
I know you can.
353
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,781
Isn't someone going to
tell me I can do this?
354
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,565
Oh, yeah, nobody. - Doubting you, Courtney.
- Oh, yeah, you can do this...
355
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,460
Like, you know you got it.
356
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,116
Okay, we're gonna
need some towels.
357
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,682
All right.
358
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:18,945
Uh, we got nothing but, uh,
359
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,860
$300 worth of Toni
Braxton T-shirts.
360
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,078
Okay.
361
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,210
Oh, boy.
362
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,559
She is crowning.
363
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,865
Okay.
364
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,344
Okay. I'm going down.
365
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,694
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Marty, come on.
366
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,783
Marty, stay with me, okay?
367
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,481
Breathe. Hee-hee-hoo.
368
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,526
Hee-hee-hoo.
369
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,267
Skert, skert. Yeah.
370
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,398
Keep going, y'all.
371
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,705
Okay. All right,
you are doing great.
372
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,924
Let's push. CALVIN: Okay.
373
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,144
- All right, here. Take my hand.
- Okay, okay.
374
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,425
- Okay, just hold my hand.
- Okay, okay.
375
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,190
Here we go.
376
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,846
Ooh! That's my ring finger.
377
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,416
I'm, like, starving.
378
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,220
Lil Side Baby ate up
everything in the greenroom.
379
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,244
Who does that?
380
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:03,293
Oh, my God. Toni Braxton!
381
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:11,301
This is not my Sprinter.
382
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,174
And is that woman having a baby?
383
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,090
Okay, okay, okay. See,
what had happened was,
384
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,353
is that our driver
ran over some cones,
385
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,896
and we came in to the
artists' entrance,
386
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,360
my wife had on these
designer shoes,
387
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,358
because she couldn't
really walk in them.
388
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,088
You know, you can't
really walk in them.
389
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,275
Anyway, we said, "Whoa,
let's just go in this way."
390
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,625
And-and, yes, this
lady is having a baby.
391
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,169
Boris, can you... can you help
392
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,630
get these vans out of here?
393
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,632
Oh, my God!
394
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,199
We have a head, people!
395
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,329
We have a head!
396
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,810
You know what?
397
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,768
- Uh-uh. Let's do this.
- Okay.
398
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,224
All right, what's
your name, Mama?
399
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,248
Toni Braxton!
400
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,471
No, no, Mama. Not
my name. Your name.
401
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,038
Her name is Courtney,
402
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,488
and we are huge
fans, by the way.
403
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,345
I mean, huge.
404
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,043
I-I appreciate that.
405
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,741
Now, you got to push,
Courtney. All right?
406
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,438
Daddy, you ready to receive?
407
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,569
Yes, Toni Braxton.
408
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,703
On three. One, two, three. Push!
409
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,708
Oh! I ain't gonna be able
to hold my grandbaby.
410
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,950
Okay, guys, we found
some help.
411
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,063
Oh... my God, it's a baby.
412
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,500
It is, Mommy.
413
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,805
It is.
414
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,070
She's beautiful.
Let's wrap her up.
415
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,593
Oh, good, good.
Yeah, here we go.
416
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,030
Oh, in one of my T-shirts.
417
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,033
Okay, I love it.
418
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,992
My fans are getting
younger and younger.
419
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,996
Oh, my little Daphne.
420
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,302
I take it you must
be the grandma?
421
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,956
Yeah.
422
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,087
Oh, damn.
423
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,613
You're Toni Braxton.
424
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,658
Th-This is Toni Braxton.
425
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,399
Hi, Toni Braxton.
426
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,879
Hi, Grandma.
427
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,838
Courtney, it's all over.
428
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,405
Now you can breathe again.
429
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,536
Breathe again.
430
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,581
I see what you did
431
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,279
right there.
432
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,542
I can't believe Toni
Braxton delivered my baby.
433
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,066
Um, hello?
434
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,287
You did a great job, Daddy.
435
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:09,874
Hey, congratulations,
baby brother.
436
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,943
That's beautiful.
437
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,163
How you doing, Toni Braxton?
438
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,949
My name is Malcolm.
I'm the uncle.
439
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,603
Division one baseball coach,
440
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,952
and, uh
441
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,563
single.
442
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,089
That's cute.
443
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,265
Anyway, it was nice
meeting all of you guys,
444
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,137
and congratulations.
445
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,009
Oh, my God.
446
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,404
You look fabulous,
Toni. She looks great.
447
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,840
Hey, Malcolm.
448
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,711
- Yeah.
- Proud of you, boy.
449
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,409
Thank you, Pop.
450
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,889
You took your shot
at Toni Braxton.
451
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,717
- And you missed.
- I missed.
452
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,328
- But-but you shot.
- Yeah.
453
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,118
Oh, my God.
454
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,380
She is so beautiful.
455
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,647
I could hold her forever.
456
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,736
You have been.
457
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,565
Yeah, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme.
458
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,001
Okay, okay.
459
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,570
Look at that little baby.
460
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,006
Uh, look, guys?
461
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,878
Guys, guys.
462
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,053
Full words, please.
463
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,883
We've made the choice
not to use baby talk.
464
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,319
To talk to a baby?
465
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:26,888
Well, studies show
that it can delay
466
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,324
a child's language skills.
467
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,848
Yeah, y'all
gonna be fun parents.
468
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,202
So, the doctor says that
you can go home tomorrow.
469
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,419
Are you ready?
470
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,899
I'm so ready. Mmm.
471
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,206
- Oh, crap.
- What?
472
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,077
- The crib isn't built.
- Wait, it's not?
473
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774
No, my dad wanted to do it,
474
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,230
but my parents can't
get here till Wednesday.
475
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,300
I guess I can just
use the bassinet.
476
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,432
Oh, no, no, no. It's
not about the bassinet.
477
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,883
You can't be with
the baby alone.
478
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:51,695
Marty, you got to go with her.
479
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:52,957
In my tiny studio?
480
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,350
Where would he even sleep?
481
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,241
It's not a problem. You
can stay at our place.
482
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,093
We can get the crib
from Mom's house
483
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,244
and put it in the spare room.
484
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,356
Spare room?
485
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,271
You mean my exercise room?
486
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,509
Where's all my gym
equipment gonna go?
487
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,144
Malcolm.
488
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,494
Malcolm, look, the
plan was always
489
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,602
to turn the spare room into
Daphne's room at some point.
490
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,063
I ain't never heard this plan.
491
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,065
I see now the plan was flawed.
492
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,958
Well, look, man, what
do you expect me to do?
493
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,332
You know, I have half a baby.
494
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,682
I hate to sound ungrateful,
495
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,132
but is the spare room even big
enough for a crib and a bed?
496
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,512
You can sleep in Marty's room.
497
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,035
We are not a couple, man.
498
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,297
Oh, please.
499
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,169
Okay, okay. Look,
500
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,909
Courtney can go
in Malcolm's room,
501
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,911
Malcolm can come stay with us.
502
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,913
Where? In my shoe room?
503
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,004
Look, it's just until
Courtney's parents get here.
504
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,243
Yeah, but then they're
going to leave,
505
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,833
and you'll be two
people in two houses
506
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,661
with one baby and no clue.
507
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,969
So, y'all rocket scientists.
508
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,379
Have you been huffing the fumes?
509
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,974
Daddy, I thought we
had three more weeks.
510
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,150
Aw... Aw...
511
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,370
Y'all made my baby cry.
512
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,806
Come on.
513
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,024
Give her to me.
514
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,813
Aw...
515
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,684
Look at her.
516
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,165
How are you
doing?
517
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,645
Yes.
518
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,040
Still got it.
519
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,652
Okay, you have got to
teach me that, Dad.
520
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,047
Well, don't worry.
521
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,919
No one's ever really ready.
522
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,877
We'll all figure this out.
523
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,401
It takes a village.
524
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,141
Hmm.
525
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,274
Hey, guys, I-I'm so sorry.
526
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,928
Have we discussed
godparents yet?
527
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,061
I mean, no-no pressure, but,
528
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,300
you know, I did miss the concert
529
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,108
and paid for the van
that she was born in,
530
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,675
not to mention
the very expensive
531
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,154
concert T-shirts,
532
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,939
which, by the way,
are a total loss.
533
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,810
But, um...
534
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,422
You hear that voice?
That annoying voice?
535
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,901
That's your Uncle Dave.
536
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,642
Get used to it.
537
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,296
It never stops.
538
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:04,611
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539
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:08,919
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540
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:13,050
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