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- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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- Ian, please!
Could you just calm down?
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- He did not know
I took the car.
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He will be
absolutely fucking furious.
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- Your dad
doesn't have to find out.
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We can come back
and get it tomorrow
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when we have the keys!
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- Fuck!
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Don't even think
for half a second
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you're going to break open
that car, mate.
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So get out of my face.
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What are you fucking looking at?
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Stop looking at
my girlfriend, midget!
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- Ian, please!
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- You want to fucky-fucky her?
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No way in hell,
'cause let me tell you,
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there's only one guy
who fucks her,
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and I fuck her real good,
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so go home and fuck mom now
you demented dwarf!
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No, please!
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Please, no!
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No, please!
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Please, plea...
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Don't!
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Ian!
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- Hey, I hope you're not
time wasting, you.
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I've got a dozen people
waiting to look at this place,
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most of them paying cash
as well.
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You got cash?
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Right, the light switch is
somewhere here I think.
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- Hey, come on, let's get
this fucking lease signed, hey?
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- Hi, this is Marc
from USA Actors Management
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regarding your audition request
for our clients
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Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
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from Human Centipede.
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Neither is available for the
auditions in London right now
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because they're shooting
a movie,
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but thank you for the interest.
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Maybe we can do something
in the future.
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Good-bye.
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- Stop them tears.
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You're just making
Daddy's willy harder.
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Oh, my God.
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Have you shit yourself again?
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You swine.
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00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,970
I've called Dr. Sebring,
and he's waiting.
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00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,515
Get up!
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00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,611
Hello, Martin.
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Mmm.
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Martin...
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come and join us.
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00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,588
Well..
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Martin, I have your Ventolin.
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00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,103
Martin, I'm here today
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because your mother is
very worried about you.
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- He keeps on talking
about a centipede
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with 12 people.
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What does that mean?
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00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,243
- Now, let's see.
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A centipede can be considered
a phallic symbol.
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Centipedes are
very aggressive creatures.
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Their bite can be very painful.
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Maybe he is connecting the pain
that a centipede inflicts
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with the pain inflicted on him
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through years of psychological
and sexual abuse by his father.
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00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,897
- I miss my husband.
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00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:17,703
And it's your fault
that he's in prison!
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00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:22,041
- Sometimes people
that are mentally challenged
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00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:29,587
and have a history
of sexual abuse...
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00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,427
mutilate
their own sexual organs.
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00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,069
I'm sorry.
I going to have to go.
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00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,481
There's nothing to worry about.
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00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,991
I'm sure it's just
a passing phase.
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00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,947
Hmm?
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Martin.
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00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:04,837
Ah.
You're a good boy.
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00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,963
Mrs. Lomax.
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00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,906
- I've decided to kill us both.
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00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:42,496
This music is driving me crazy!
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I can't stand this any more!
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00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:23,457
He can't stand it any more!
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00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,874
Come on, tell him.
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Be a man like your father.
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00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,761
- Stop fucking bothering me,
you retard.
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00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,595
I play my fucking music
as loud as I fucking want, okay?
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00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,135
- Kill us both.
I'm begging you.
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- Shut your fucking mouth,
you old cunt.
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00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,941
What the fuck?
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00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,109
- I will play my music
so fucking loud,
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00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,818
it's going to make
your fucking ears bleed,
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00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,028
you cock-sucking dwarf.
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00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,943
Next time,
you batter that fucking ceiling,
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00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:03,205
I'm gonna come down
and break your fucking neck,
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00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,456
Fuck!
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00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,458
Fucking little cocksucker.
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00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,961
Don't fucking bang
that fucking ceiling
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00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,372
any-fucking-more, okay?
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00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:14,509
You cock-sucking retard!
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00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,823
- The lips from B and C
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00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:51,292
and the anus of A and B
are cut circular
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00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:56,425
along the border
between skin and mucosa,
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00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,805
the mucus cutaneous zone...
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00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:04,593
the circular mucosa
and skin parts
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00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:11,016
of anus and mouth
from A to B and B to C.
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00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,560
Connecting
the pedicellated grafts
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00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:22,157
to the chin-cheek incisions
from A to B, connected...
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Ingestion by A
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passing through B
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to the excretion of C.
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A human centipede...
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first sequence.
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- Will you give me a high five
when we get there?
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00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,859
- Hey.
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00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,751
- Shh, shh.
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00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,357
My lead.
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00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,392
My lead.
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00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:06,651
Hey, man.
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00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:08,942
- Hey, man.
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00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,495
- Ja, komm.
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00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,172
Yeah!
Yeah, coma up ham.
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00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,333
Come up, oh, yeah!
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00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,593
Yeah.
Yeah!
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00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,005
Very good!
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00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,343
Yeah!
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00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,348
I did if!
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00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,228
- Whoo-hoo!
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00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,393
- Why do these stupid things
never work?
139
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,401
- Oh, Valerie!
140
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,036
It's that guy from the club!
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00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,332
- Shh!
There's...
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00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,760
Babe, there's a midget
wanking in there.
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00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,262
- You are drunk, love.
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00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,422
- No, seriously!
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00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:00,946
- Hi, this is Arianne
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00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,947
from Creative Acting
Talent Management.
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00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,608
You called us
with an audition request
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00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,151
for our client
actress Miss Yennie
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from The Human Centipede.
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00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:08,779
I just spoke to Miss Yennie,
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00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,539
and she is very, very excited
and available
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00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,702
to fly to London to audition
for the new Tarantino film.
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00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:18,748
Could you please contact me
ASAP on my cell phone,
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00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:22,964
713-499-0913.
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00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:26,346
Thanks.
Bye-bye.
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00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:37,183
- You can't do this.
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00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,977
It's a film.
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00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:46,651
The Human Centipede
is a fucking film.
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00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:50,366
He is going to stitch us up.
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00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:54,625
He is going to stitch us up
ass to mouth.
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00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,461
Help!
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00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:01,794
Help!
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00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:10,234
- Stop them tears.
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00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,950
You're just making
Daddy's willy harder.
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00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,942
- What is this?
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00:35:56,821 --> 00:36:00,917
100% medically accurate?
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00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,962
Mouth to anus?
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00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,512
One digestive system?
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00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,596
Is this a perverted film
you've been talking about?
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00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,810
- I want all this filth
out of my house!
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00:40:45,068 --> 00:40:47,537
- Fuck!
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00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,784
Doh!
Fuckin' hell!
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00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:53,998
Ahhhhh!
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00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,252
Gahhh!
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00:40:58,081 --> 00:40:59,583
Fuck!
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00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,717
Oh, fuck!
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00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:16,329
- Swallow it, bitch.
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00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:20,087
Swallow up.
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00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,755
- Feed her.
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00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,340
Feed her!
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00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:28,595
Ahhh!
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00:42:55,156 --> 00:43:00,037
- That was fucking sensational.
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00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,080
And you know what?
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00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:06,467
Your pussy smells gorgeous.
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00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:07,923
Yeah.
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00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,133
How you doing, doc?
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00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,764
Oh, I rather fuck
that retarded boy,
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00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,305
but... this'll do.
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00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,563
- I know a place in Thailand
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00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,646
where they specialize
in that sort of thing.
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00:43:22,809 --> 00:43:24,561
Oh, yeah.
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00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:27,071
Oh, yeah, she's a good one.
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00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,483
- How much to fuck you
up the arse, darling?
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00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:34,371
- For you, darling, 50.
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00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:45,922
- Jesus.
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00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:47,800
Who the fuck are you?
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00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:51,634
What the fuck have you done
to yourself?
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00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,431
That's right.
Have a good stare.
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00:43:57,593 --> 00:44:01,063
Have a good fucking stare,
you little fucking pervert!
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00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,849
Fuck off now
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00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,894
before I get out of this car
and smash your fucking face in!
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00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:06,936
Don't!
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00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:21,367
- No, please.
Please!
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00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,771
- Martin?
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00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:51,777
Martin, it's me,
Dr. Sebring.
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00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,028
So...
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00:44:57,195 --> 00:44:58,412
this is where you work.
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00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:04,414
This isn't right, Martin.
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00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,705
What you're doing,
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00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:11,126
it's wrong.
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00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,671
Martin, I can help you,
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00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:20,014
but you have to put
the gun down.
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00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:22,679
Imagine what your father
would say if..
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00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,939
Martin, Martin, no, Martin!
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00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:44,974
Please.
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00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,979
I'll do anything you want.
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00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:49,311
Please!
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00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,818
I won't tell...
I won't tell no one nothing.
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00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,024
You fucking...
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00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:01,449
Someone help me!
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00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:54,922
- Hi, Martin, this is Arianne,
Miss Yennie's manager.
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00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:57,083
I wanted to confirm
that Miss Yennie is not delayed
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00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,717
and will be landing
this morning
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00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:01,550
on London's Heathrow Airport
at 6:00 a.m. your time.
225
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,714
I understand your driver
will be picking her up.
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00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,178
I hope she does
a great audition.
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00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,844
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye!
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00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:37,001
- God, I cannot believe
I am here
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00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:40,509
auditioning for
a Quentin Tarantino film.
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00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:43,512
My agents are so excited
about this.
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00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:48,429
I should probably call them,
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00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:52,096
tell them I landed
and, you know, I'm on my way.
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00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,897
- Have you seen
The Human Centipede?
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00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,782
- I was really drawn
to the film
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00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,442
because of
the medical aspect of it.
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00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:05,905
If you were a surgeon,
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00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:08,446
you could actually perform
that surgery.
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00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:11,035
It's just so scary.
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00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,128
It was so grueling
being on all fours,
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00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,836
so I demanded in my contract
that I had to have
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00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,625
an hour... long massage
every night.
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00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:23,510
I mean, why would I not
demand that in my contract?
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00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,467
Oh, and the rest of the cast,
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00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,007
we all took showers before we
shot the centipede stuff,
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00:49:28,174 --> 00:49:30,768
because I mean, you're close
to someone's butt,
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00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,054
and you don't want to smell
anything and...
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00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:34,847
or, you know, whatever.
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00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:36,391
I'm kind of a germaphobe.
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00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,480
Um...
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00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,123
Oh, that must be Quentin's car.
251
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,216
Do you have an umbrella?
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00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:10,974
Because this rain
will ruin my hair.
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00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:14,850
Okay.
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00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,982
Oh!
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01:07:58,283 --> 01:08:02,288
- Please, please.
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01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:05,923
Please don't hurt me.
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01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,925
Please.
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01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:10,303
I'll do everything.
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01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,975
- Hello, this Marc from
USA Actors Management again.
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01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:40,510
Please disregard
my earlier message.
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01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,350
Fortunately, Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
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were able to reschedule,
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01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:46,023
and they're really, really
excited to come to London
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01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,308
for Mr. Tarantino's auditions.
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01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:48,397
I hope it's still possible.
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01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:49,731
I'm totally confident
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01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:51,362
that they're gonna do
very well on this,
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01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,989
so please call me back
as soon as possible
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01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:54,319
at this number to confirm.
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Thanks very, very much.
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01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,360
Talk to you soon.
Good-bye.
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01:20:16,103 --> 01:20:17,229
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