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[upbeat music playing]
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[exhales heavily]
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[squeaks]
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Feels good to provide a meal for the Switzers, don't it boys?
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They provided it, Freddy. We're just cookin' it.
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It's just nice to all be together.
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Ow! Goddamnit!
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One dumbshit's hand, burnt to a crisp!
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Put it out! Put it out!
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-[screams] -[laughs]
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He's high as fuck.
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[laughs] Oops.
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What the fuck! Where did that come from?
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Surprise, surprise, motherfuckas.
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Man who raps! Two-Ton!
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Phineas, it's starting to brick. Maybe we should go inside.
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Schoolboy Q, we thought you drowned when we sunk your yacht,
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the Lucky Motherfucker. [chuckles]
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You ain't that lucky, motherfucker.
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If you're here for dinner, there's not enough.
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That wasn't a fat joke, but it coulda been.
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It's hurtful, nevertheless.
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You wrecked my golf cart and sank my yacht.
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Bruh, I'm here to kill you Freaks.
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Two-Ton, gimme my sawed-off, bruh.
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I didn't bring the shotgun, Q.
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I brought the brick. The brick was my responsibility.
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Oh, my-- Fine, man. Then I'll kill them with this.
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[Noah] Hi-ya!
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Check it out! I e-Buyed this rare 18th century katana
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for my collection.
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[pants]
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-Oh! [screams] -Whoa!
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Damn, y'all got muscle now?
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Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
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New friends of yours from the job fair?
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[grunts]
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Y'all lucky you all got that samurai here.
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But ain't nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
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I'mma end you bitches.
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-We out Two-Ton. -[laughs]
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Boy, does this guy hold a grudge or what?
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[laughs] All right, let's eat before he comes back
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and kills us.
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[them music playing]
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♪ Brother, hmm
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♪ Three brothers puffin' ♪
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♪ And we just woke up In year 2020 ♪
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♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪
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♪ Roll another J And get high ♪
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♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪
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♪ Me and my brothers Getting fried ♪
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♪ The Freak Brothers
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[inhales]
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You heard the rapper.
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We can't run, we can't hide.
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We should run to Canada and hide there.
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He'd find us eventually. Plus, I don't wanna leave.
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-Who wants salad? -Is that my beach hat?
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What happened to the salad bowl?
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I'm saving it to wear to the beach.
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Aw, this all looks delicious, boys!
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If you like your salad with broken glass
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and a shit ton of pepper, that's for you.
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Perhaps the culinary arts are not your calling.
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Maybe stick to batting balls of yarn.
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-[chuckles] -[grunts, chuckles]
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Whoops. Thought it was a ball of yarn.
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Mom! Dad!
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Taylor Swift is gonna be at Colopalooza!
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Ya know, it's times like these I wish I spoke Chinese.
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What's Colopalooza?
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[scoffs] Only the greatest music festival in the world!
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With the best artists of today!
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[phone beeps]
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♪ I wanna be afraid... ♪
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Whoo! [screams]
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♪ Don't wanna be safe ♪
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♪ Whatever it takes Just to feel... ♪
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[farts]
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How you like my twerking, Chomsky?
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Inferior animal.
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Good Christ! Stop that god-awful caterwalin'!
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[music stops]
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Taylor Swift's the greatest musician there ever was.
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Can I please go to Colopalooza?
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Camille, you're not old enough for a music festival.
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Ask us again in 20 years.
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There'll be acts for old people too. Look!
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[announcer] And new to our Hall of Legends,
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Mr. Mojo Risin' himself, Jim Morrison!
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Wow. Jim Morrison looks like he's 25 years old.
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Yeah, that seems about right.
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How long has he been part of this Palookaville festival?
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The ad said "new" so they probably just added him.
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Let me see that.
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So Jim Morrison is a "new arrival."
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He "just got here," is that what you're telling me?
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-Yeah, I guess so, Phineas. -That's it!
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Franklin, Freddy, basement!
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Ow! There's fucking glass in here!
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[announcer] Mr. Mojo Risin' himself...
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There's no other explanation.
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Jim Morrison time traveled to 2020!
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Then he must know how to get us back to 1969.
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Exactly.
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And that's the one place we can hide from Schoolboy.
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He'll never find us in the past!
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You mean we can go home?
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I'd get to see Kitty again! I miss her so.
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Uh, what the fuck? [chuckles] I'm right here.
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Hi, Kitty! I was just talking about you.
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Hey. Put your shoes on. Your feet stink.
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Well, since you traveled all this way.
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-Ooh. -It's settled then.
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We go to the festival and ask Jim Morrison
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how to get back to the late '60s.
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Yeah, I guess that's what we'll do.
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Lemme guess, Franklin.
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You're poutin' about leaving Gretchen.
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She's the best thing that's ever happened to me, man.
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And you'll be the worst thing that's ever happened to her.
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As long as Schoolboy's after us, she's in danger. We gotta go.
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Well, that's settled.
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All right, let's see what everyone swiped
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from the dinner table.
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Which one of you idiots got a corkscrew?
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[psychedelic music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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-[loud music playing] -[indistinct clamor]
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[scoffs] You call this a music festival?
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They have bathrooms and real medics.
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[heart monitor beeping]
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Crack your head open at Woodstock,
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Crazy Mary would just give you a hug and a tab of acid.
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It cured my broken finger!
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And where are the Hell's Angels?
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They have actual security guards here.
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Yeah, well, back in the day, I busted hippies and freaks
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from the Haight to the Tenderloin--
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Hey, what are you doing?
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This is an exit, not an entrance.
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Is that how you got the nickname Norbert the Narc?
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I gave myself that name! [chuckles]
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So people would treat me with respect.
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Uh, but a narc is like a tattletale.
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No, dude. Worse than a tattletale.
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-Like a dick. -[chuckles] No, dude.
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Worse than a dick! Like a fucking dick!
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[chuckles] No, dude. Like a big fucking dick
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that nobody likes or wants to be around.
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Anyway, like I said, I busted them all.
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There was only one that got away.
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Well, three, actually, but I count them as one.
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You add their three brains together and round up.
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My arch-nemenies.
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[knocking on door]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Howdy doo, fellow hippies. Any cool cats at home?
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Just one moment, please.
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-It's Norbert the Narc! -Everyone, hide your shit!
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[indistinct clamor]
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Come right in, fellow hippie.
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Anybody got any of that sweet Mary Jane-wanna?
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[chuckles]
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Hey, the heck is wrong with your hat?
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[hesitates] Ain't nothing wrong with--
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[screams] Get this thing off of me.
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Aha! Marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia!
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All you hippies are under arre-- [groans]
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Come on, Freddy! Let's book before he comes to!
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Hey, don't forget to draw a dick on his head!
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[Freddy] And don't forget the balls. [laughs]
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[laughing fades]
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Anyway, one day they just disappeared.
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-[gasps] -Cool story, Narc!
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-Bi... bi... bitch, bitch! -[groans]
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[Franklin] Huh.
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You'd think legends would play on a bigger stage.
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[rock music playing]
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Hey, fellas, look! It's Jimi Hendrix!
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-He hasn't aged a day. -[music stops]
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Whoa! Where'd Jimi go?
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Back to 1969, obviously.
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-Another time traveler! -[rock music starts playing]
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There's Morrison. Let's go introduce ourselves.
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-[Phineas] 'Scuse us. -[Franklin] Pardon.
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[man] Hey, watch it--
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Excuse me, Mr. Lizard King?
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Jim! Phineas Phreakers, also from 1969.
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Can you give us a ride back?
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A Black rap singer is gonna end us bitches.
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Thank you all for coming. Next show begins on the hour.
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Please visit the merchandise booth.
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What's with this guy? He's ignoring us, man.
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He's not real, you poor, brain-fried weirdos.
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That's a hologram! [laughs]
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[dramatic music playing]
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I'm not saying I knew it the whole time, I'm saying
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I figured it out several seconds before you two did.
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Morrison's been dead since 1971! "Time travel."
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What the fuck was I listening to you for?
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Uh, you know the worst part?
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A few minutes earlier, we coulda gone back with Jimi Hendrix.
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-Hmm. -[gasps]
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[Phineas] Yeah. We're dead men. Schoolboy's gonna kill us.
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Maybe he forgot about us.
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He forgot to bring his shotgun to the house.
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He's a forgetful person.
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Every moment is precious. Let's score some primo weed
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and get so stoned we won't feel the pain.
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Of being shot. In the face, no doubt.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Calling all units! The big fish are here,
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and they're looking to score!
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Come watch the master reel 'em in.
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[gasps] Come on.
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[indistinct loud cheering]
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Any of these tattoo-covered, mystery-gender kids
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look like drug dealers?
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-Uh, every single one? -[indistinct clamor]
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Taylor, can I have your autograph? I love you.
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Oh. [groans]
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♪ Look what you made me do Do, do, do, do! ♪
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[laughs]
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Hey, it's that Swifty Taylor lady Camille likes!
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You mean the one with the derivative melodies
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and fluffy, shallow lyrics? No, thank you.
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[whispers indistinctly]
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Um, excuse me.
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Taylor heard what you said about her music.
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-She'd like a word. -Eh, all right.
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You boys go on ahead.
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I'll get Camille an autograph for my last earthly act. RIP.
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I'm rollin' with the mustache man.
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A Kitty's gotta eat,
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and a rock star gets their shit catered!
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They're splitting up. I'll stay with codename "Cowboy Hat."
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[over radio] Repeat. Do you copy?
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We're on it, dude.
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[rock music playing]
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[crowd cheering]
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All right, big man. It's you and me.
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Let's procure those psychedelics.
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[man] I can help you.
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Great! I'll have three tabs of acid and a Dr. Pepper.
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Huh? You're... you're... real.
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We thought you were a hollow man.
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Here's the deal, dig? I did time travel from 1969.
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And here's the trippy part. I'm going back tonight.
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-[clears throat] -What?
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My Dr. Pepper?
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[Franklin] Lemme ask you, Miss Swift.
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Why do you want my opinion?
256
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Is... is it 'cause you, like many young women,
257
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find me appealing sexually? [chuckles]
258
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That depends. Are you a DJ, a Kennedy,
259
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or the Jonas Brother no one talks about?
260
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-No. -Then not even slightly.
261
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Don't matter anyway.
262
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I already got me a very special gal.
263
00:11:39,503 --> 00:11:42,806
Franklin, I'm surrounded by hangers on and yes-men.
264
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They're all afraid to tell me the truth.
265
00:11:45,142 --> 00:11:47,811
Here's a truth for you. Your songs suck.
266
00:11:47,844 --> 00:11:50,881
They sound like they're written for nine-year-old girls.
267
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They are.
268
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Darlin', none of us is on this earth forever.
269
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You wanna sing about bubble gum and soda pop,
270
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or you wanna take a little piece of your heart
271
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and rip it out for all the world to see? I mean hear!
272
00:12:05,061 --> 00:12:07,330
Yes! How do I do that?
273
00:12:07,364 --> 00:12:09,666
How do I rip out that piece of my heart?
274
00:12:09,699 --> 00:12:10,600
Well, let me ask you this.
275
00:12:10,901 --> 00:12:14,237
When you're makin' music, what kinda drugs do you do?
276
00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:15,205
I don't do drugs.
277
00:12:15,238 --> 00:12:17,841
Well, hell darlin', there's your problem!
278
00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:22,512
So you didn't really die?
279
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:26,283
No. Although I almost did when I saw The Doors movie.
280
00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:27,217
Zinger!
281
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:30,420
I fell through a time portal back in 1971.
282
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Ended up here in 2020.
283
00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:34,558
So why were you pretending to be a hologram?
284
00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:36,726
To get into Janis Joplin's pants?
285
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:37,861
Joplin's a hologram.
286
00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:40,797
The whole hologram thing's 'cause I like performing!
287
00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:45,135
So if I understand this whole hologram thing correctly,
288
00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:49,206
how do we get back exactly? Through Janis Joplin's pussy?
289
00:12:49,239 --> 00:12:53,176
Go-- What? No! There's a portal. At the Four Corners,
290
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:54,377
just a few miles from here.
291
00:12:54,411 --> 00:12:56,246
What's the Four Corners?
292
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,515
That a metaphor for Joplin's pussy?
293
00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:01,551
It's a national monument where four states come together,
294
00:13:01,585 --> 00:13:05,789
Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and another one.
295
00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:07,123
Oh, Florida!
296
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:11,928
Portal opens tonight at sunset. When the full moon rises.
297
00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:13,663
Ah!
298
00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:17,701
So it's a metaphor for Janis Joplin's asshole.
299
00:13:18,134 --> 00:13:20,370
[upbeat music playing]
300
00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:24,574
Uh, anyone know if these ribs are beef or pork?
301
00:13:24,608 --> 00:13:25,909
Because I don't eat no swine!
302
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,211
Who the hell am I kiddin'? I'm a cat.
303
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:31,915
I eat beetles, I eat geckos. Hell, I love to eat me some rat.
304
00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,750
[munches]
305
00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:36,419
[suspenseful music playing]
306
00:13:38,788 --> 00:13:41,291
[snorts, laughs]
307
00:13:41,925 --> 00:13:46,329
Oh, my God. I'm so high! [laughs]
308
00:13:46,363 --> 00:13:47,964
Oh, that's brilliant! That's so good.
309
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,300
Write that down, write that down. What else?
310
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Uh, uh...
311
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♪ I'm chewin' with my teeth ♪
312
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:56,306
♪ But there's nothin in my mouth ♪
313
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:58,241
♪ Chewin', chewin' me up ♪
314
00:13:58,275 --> 00:13:59,476
[retches]
315
00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:01,444
♪ Spittin', spittin' me out
316
00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:03,380
Write that down! Write that down!
317
00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:06,583
-Wow! We are on a roll. -[door opens]
318
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,686
Uh, Misters Phreakers and Freekowtski
319
00:14:09,719 --> 00:14:10,654
for Mister Freak.
320
00:14:10,687 --> 00:14:12,722
Ah! Show those pig fuckers in!
321
00:14:15,025 --> 00:14:16,860
-Holy shit! -Hi!
322
00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:19,996
-Franklin, we got big news. -Hold on, we're creating!
323
00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:22,699
They didn't have this stuff in '69.
324
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,968
What'd you say it was, Tay?
325
00:14:25,001 --> 00:14:26,937
-Molly. -[sniffs] It's great!
326
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:29,539
It's like cocaine but it doesn't make you angry.
327
00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:32,876
Which reminds me, I need more fuckin' cocaine!
328
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:35,011
That's so good! I'm writing it down.
329
00:14:35,211 --> 00:14:38,815
Write this down, blondie. Jim Morrison is real!
330
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:41,818
And we can go back in his time portal at The Four Corners.
331
00:14:41,851 --> 00:14:45,322
At the intra-section of Utah and three other countries.
332
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:46,289
[Franklin] Don'tcha see?
333
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:48,325
I don't need to go back anywhere.
334
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:51,027
I can stay here, write songs for Tay Tay
335
00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:51,995
and be with Gretch Gretch.
336
00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:55,765
Uh, and what about the guys trying to make us dead-dead?
337
00:14:56,566 --> 00:14:57,500
Ain't no safer place
338
00:14:57,534 --> 00:14:59,970
than with all of Tay Tay's security, man.
339
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:02,439
That purple foam coming outta your mouth tells me
340
00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,407
you ain't thinkin' straight, Franklin.
341
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,710
[inhales] Trust me, Fred, I've got half a pharmacy
342
00:15:06,743 --> 00:15:10,780
swimmin' round my brain. I've never thinkinned clearer!
343
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:14,618
Let me break this down for you. You can either stay here,
344
00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:16,987
safe from harm and loaded with free drugs,
345
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,289
or, or hear me out,
346
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:22,592
you could come with us back to '69,
347
00:15:22,626 --> 00:15:25,862
sit in the basement and listen to me rant about Vietnam!
348
00:15:27,597 --> 00:15:29,799
I think I answered my own question.
349
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:30,867
Let's go, Freddy.
350
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,570
Can I have a hug goodbye, Franklin?
351
00:15:34,271 --> 00:15:37,007
-[inhales, laughs] -[inhales deeply]
352
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,876
Tay Tay! What happened to your fay fay?
353
00:15:39,909 --> 00:15:42,679
-It's like it's melting. -[laughs]
354
00:15:43,913 --> 00:15:45,649
[laughs]
355
00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:46,916
He's dead to us.
356
00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:49,619
Besides, you still got me, buddy, and the cat.
357
00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:51,388
[munches]
358
00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:52,789
Time to go, Kitty.
359
00:15:52,822 --> 00:15:54,691
Here's a question for you, Fat Man.
360
00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:57,527
Do they have raw fish flown in daily from Osaka
361
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,529
back in your 1960s?
362
00:15:59,996 --> 00:16:02,532
-No. -[scoffs] I ain't think so.
363
00:16:02,565 --> 00:16:05,602
But I do have a half-eaten Filet-O-Fish in my sock drawer.
364
00:16:05,869 --> 00:16:07,804
Get your ass outta here!
365
00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:10,874
I think I should be sad.
366
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,075
But when we get back,
367
00:16:12,108 --> 00:16:15,111
won't the 1969 Kitty still be there?
368
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,746
It's time travel, Freddy.
369
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,515
Nobody understands how the fuck it works.
370
00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:23,420
[mysterious music swells]
371
00:16:24,054 --> 00:16:25,422
[snarls]
372
00:16:26,122 --> 00:16:28,892
Hey, Two-Ton. Don't that look like the Freaks' cat?
373
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:32,162
I don't have much experience with cats
374
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:34,898
on account of my allergy to pet dander.
375
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:37,901
I must be seein' shit.
376
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:39,836
Hey, fool, gimme my blinders.
377
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,671
I'ma catch some zzzz's before my set.
378
00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:44,541
[groans]
379
00:16:44,841 --> 00:16:46,710
[hums]
380
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:57,487
[clears throat]
381
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,724
[crowd cheering]
382
00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:03,927
[Taylor] This is a brand-new song,
383
00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:08,164
that I just wrote with an incredible man. My muse...
384
00:17:08,364 --> 00:17:11,201
I think he should come out here and sing it with me.
385
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:12,736
-No. [laughs] -Don't you?
386
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,773
[crowd cheering]
387
00:17:18,541 --> 00:17:20,110
[singing]
388
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:47,437
-[screaming] -What?
389
00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:51,541
-Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! -[indistinct chatter]
390
00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:53,610
[groans]
391
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:56,079
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
392
00:17:56,112 --> 00:17:58,681
Jesus, it's already going viral.
393
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:03,019
[groans]
394
00:18:03,052 --> 00:18:05,588
Um, can I get a to-go bag for these ribs?
395
00:18:06,589 --> 00:18:07,490
Thank you.
396
00:18:09,025 --> 00:18:11,060
-Get away from me! -[screams]
397
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,663
Help me, people. Why are you all just watching?
398
00:18:13,997 --> 00:18:16,566
You're not falling. You fell.
399
00:18:16,599 --> 00:18:21,571
Aw! Look what you made me do. Do, do, do.
400
00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:23,907
Hey, Jim, I got a question for you.
401
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:24,641
Hit me with it.
402
00:18:25,108 --> 00:18:27,977
[Phineas] Those lyrics, "If they say I never loved you,
403
00:18:28,011 --> 00:18:29,813
you know they are a liar."
404
00:18:30,146 --> 00:18:33,817
Shouldn't that be, "You know that they are liars"?
405
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:34,551
[indistinct cheering]
406
00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:37,987
You cats want to talk grammar or you want to go back to 1969?
407
00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,522
-'69. -Grammar!
408
00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:42,192
We don't have much time. We can take my car.
409
00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:44,594
I woulda never guessed holograms could drive.
410
00:18:44,828 --> 00:18:45,929
There they are!
411
00:18:46,362 --> 00:18:49,232
Two of my arch-enemies and some other stoner.
412
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,701
Hey, those are a couple of the Freak dudes.
413
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,704
Let's go bust 'em! Follow me!
414
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:56,105
[chuckles] We're right behind you!
415
00:18:56,372 --> 00:18:58,274
[Norbert] Great. Take my six!
416
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,678
-[laughs] Yeah, right. -[chuckles] What's a six?
417
00:19:01,711 --> 00:19:04,180
I think it's the number of joints we're gonna partoke on
418
00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:05,915
-while he's gone. -Hmm.
419
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:11,588
-Yes! Now that adds up! [laughs] -[laughs]
420
00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:12,956
Uh, do you have a lighter?
421
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:14,190
-I don't. -Damn.
422
00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:16,192
[ambulance siren blaring]
423
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:20,096
[mumbles]
424
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:25,101
[ambulance alarm blaring]
425
00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:28,004
Okay, now that last eight lines of coke
426
00:19:28,037 --> 00:19:30,273
mighta been a step too far. That's on me.
427
00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:34,611
But this is on you!
428
00:19:35,612 --> 00:19:36,579
[grunts]
429
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:38,681
[all cough, gasp]
430
00:19:40,049 --> 00:19:42,652
We gotta get to Four Corners before sundown!
431
00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:48,992
Ooh, hee!
432
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:53,596
Tour buses have come a long way since the old days, yeah.
433
00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:55,965
Used to give moustache rides to Grace Slick
434
00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:57,767
in the back of Ye Olde Cooch Coach.
435
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,837
These K-Rig's make a damn fine cup a' joe.
436
00:20:01,037 --> 00:20:03,339
Hey, Frank! Can I get you a Newman's Own?
437
00:20:03,806 --> 00:20:07,744
[indistinct clamor]
438
00:20:10,179 --> 00:20:11,314
[crowd screaming]
439
00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:13,116
[engine revving]
440
00:20:16,185 --> 00:20:17,754
[dramatic music plays]
441
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,661
[Jim] We can still make it!
442
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:26,729
Everyone pick a state and stand in it!
443
00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:27,964
I call Florida!
444
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:30,099
Oh, Great Spirit...
445
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:34,971
the Lizard King beseeches you to open the portal!
446
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:38,174
How long is this gonna take? I'm hungry.
447
00:20:38,374 --> 00:20:42,078
Open the portal, beseeches the Lizard King.
448
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,917
Well, this feels like a crock of shit.
449
00:20:48,384 --> 00:20:50,887
How do we even know you're the real Jim Morrison?
450
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,723
You could just be some filthy guy who looks like him.
451
00:20:56,893 --> 00:20:58,695
Wait! Wait for us!
452
00:20:58,895 --> 00:21:02,031
-Franklin, my brother! -Kitty, my Kitty!
453
00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:04,334
I thought you were in 1969.
454
00:21:05,101 --> 00:21:07,203
I'm so glad you changed your mind!
455
00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:08,771
There's enough room for all of us, right?
456
00:21:08,805 --> 00:21:09,539
Cause I was here first.
457
00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:12,375
-Freeze, Freaks! -Who the hell is this old guy?
458
00:21:12,408 --> 00:21:14,711
It's me! Your arch-nemesis,
459
00:21:14,744 --> 00:21:17,680
Norbert the... [gasps]... Respected.
460
00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:20,183
Holy shit. You're Norbert the Narc!
461
00:21:20,216 --> 00:21:21,818
Well, that makes no sense.
462
00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:24,387
Norbert the Narc is back in 1969.
463
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:27,090
I've been waiting 50 years to say this.
464
00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:30,126
You are finally under arrest!
465
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,062
-For what? -[scoffs] For what?
466
00:21:33,296 --> 00:21:34,330
For this!
467
00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:39,702
Possession of marijuana is a crime in the state of Utah!
468
00:21:39,902 --> 00:21:44,173
But it's legal in Colorado. So, that's kinda that, bro.
469
00:21:44,941 --> 00:21:48,478
-Narc. -[groans] Cheese and crackers.
470
00:21:48,511 --> 00:21:49,879
Where?
471
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,048
[yawns]
472
00:21:52,649 --> 00:21:55,818
What the fuck? I knew that was their fucking cat!
473
00:21:56,252 --> 00:21:59,088
It's those Freaks. Two-Ton, my sawed-off!
474
00:22:00,323 --> 00:22:02,458
-[gun cocks] -Oh, shit!
475
00:22:02,492 --> 00:22:05,361
But he remembered his gun this time! Good for him.
476
00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:08,931
Hey! That's not a regulation barrel length in any state!
477
00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:10,033
You're under arrest!
478
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:12,335
Boy, you's a rent-a-cop, get the fuck outta my face.
479
00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:15,104
-Give me the shotgun! -[grunts]
480
00:22:15,505 --> 00:22:17,006
[portal blasts open]
481
00:22:18,174 --> 00:22:20,076
The portal is opening!
482
00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:23,246
[speaks gibberish] About a hour ago!
483
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,750
-Give it back! [screams] -[grunts, screams]
484
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:30,019
Wait! Wait for us!
485
00:22:30,887 --> 00:22:32,355
No!
486
00:22:32,388 --> 00:22:34,424
Phin, it's okay. We don't have to go back
487
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:38,294
to '69, 'cause Schoolboy Q went in our place.
488
00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:41,030
Hey, you're right. He can't kill us.
489
00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:44,801
-He's 50 years away! -Well, good for Rapper Man!
490
00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:48,071
No reason he can't enjoy the '60s as much as we did.
491
00:22:48,638 --> 00:22:51,274
Any of you gentlemen able to drive the bus?
492
00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:53,976
My contact lenses are all fogged up
493
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:57,380
from my pet allergies. [sneezes]
494
00:22:57,413 --> 00:23:01,851
Oh, hell no, jumbo. I'm allergic to fat and stupid.
495
00:23:02,118 --> 00:23:05,321
Don't see me snottin' all over your unemployed ass.
496
00:23:12,895 --> 00:23:14,797
Dammit, out of weed again.
497
00:23:14,831 --> 00:23:16,365
I'll just order some on the weed app.
498
00:23:16,399 --> 00:23:17,500
Now you're thinking.
499
00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:20,169
Where's the weed app? It's gone.
500
00:23:20,470 --> 00:23:21,170
Weed app?
501
00:23:21,637 --> 00:23:24,273
You know. The one that delivers weed right to your door.
502
00:23:24,307 --> 00:23:26,175
-[all laugh] -[both gasp]
503
00:23:26,209 --> 00:23:28,845
-What, you're serious? -Uh-huh.
504
00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:31,013
There's no such thing as a weed delivery app.
505
00:23:31,247 --> 00:23:33,983
-Weed is illegal. -What? Since when?
506
00:23:34,016 --> 00:23:36,552
Weed has always been illegal. [scoffs]
507
00:23:36,819 --> 00:23:39,422
But it's been punishable by death ever since they passed
508
00:23:39,455 --> 00:23:42,458
the Norbert Narcotic Law of 1969.
509
00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:44,961
Turn on the TV! They're talking about Taylor Swift.
510
00:23:45,228 --> 00:23:47,130
Hey, Google. Turn on the TV.
511
00:23:47,163 --> 00:23:48,931
[Google voice] Sure. Turning on the TV.
512
00:23:49,232 --> 00:23:51,167
President Swift today,
513
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,136
after hearing about China's invasion
514
00:23:53,169 --> 00:23:57,807
of New York City said we should, and I quote, "Get over it!"
515
00:23:58,207 --> 00:24:00,109
-Get over it! -[music starts playing]
516
00:24:00,476 --> 00:24:02,478
♪ Get over it, over it ♪
517
00:24:02,678 --> 00:24:07,617
♪ Get the hell over it, over it 'Cause I'm already over it ♪
518
00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:10,353
♪ Over it, get, get Get over it... ♪
519
00:24:10,386 --> 00:24:11,587
[screams]
520
00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:12,555
[music fades]
521
00:24:13,189 --> 00:24:17,593
[sighs] Oh, my God. Freddy! I had the worst nightmare.
522
00:24:18,027 --> 00:24:19,962
Weed was illegal!
523
00:24:19,996 --> 00:24:23,366
Oh, Kitty, you gotta lay off the ketamine before your naps.
524
00:24:27,904 --> 00:24:32,975
-I'm back, motherfuckers! -Oh, shit.
525
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:40,983
♪ Get over it, over it Get the hell over it ♪
526
00:24:41,017 --> 00:24:44,887
♪ Over it, 'cause I'm already Over it, over it ♪
527
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:47,456
♪ Get, get, get over it, over it ♪
528
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:49,892
♪ Over it, get over it
529
00:24:49,926 --> 00:24:53,496
♪ Over it, 'cause I'm already Over it, over it ♪
530
00:24:53,529 --> 00:24:57,967
♪ Get, get, get over it Over it, over it ♪
531
00:25:00,036 --> 00:25:03,940
♪ Ooh, ooh, get over it Over it, over it ♪
532
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,510
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
533
00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:15,451
♪ Over it, over it, get, get Get over it, over it, over it ♪
534
00:25:17,486 --> 00:25:19,422
[man] It's a good show.
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