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I can't believe it.
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There's a basement under our house?
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The way we see it,
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there's a house on top of our basement.
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Noah, you were in charge of renovations when we moved in.
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How did you not know about this?
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When have you ever put me in charge of anything?
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Uh... [exhales]
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"Schlitz Tall Boy." Can appears to be made of steel.
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-Could be a collector's item. -Mine!
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No! Not yours!
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Not your basement. Not your beer can.
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Out, I'm kicking you out.
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You can't, Harper. Identifiable personal items.
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Layer of filth three inches thick.
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Clearly, they've been here longer than 30 days.
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They have squatters' rights.
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Hey, Friendly Sister.
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Can you ask Angry Sister why we need to prove
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this is our house?
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Phineas, my bum itches. Will you look at it? [groans]
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I'm not going near your ass crack
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'til you introduce it to a bar of soap.
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Jesus Christ, Gretchen, look at them.
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They're half a rung above apes.
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Freddy, I think the lady just paid you a compliment.
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Thank you, lady!
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Hey! Be careful with my Playboy. I haven't used that one yet.
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May 1969. Also a collector's item.
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Noah, either support me or make up
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with your cousin Clarence, so you can sleep on his couch.
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Hmm?
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Are you gonna let her talk to you like that?
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I'm sure there's some sort of amicable solution that...
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[inhales]
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...doesn't force me to take a side.
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Ooh, boy, she got your balls in a jar.
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Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy.
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What am I looking at? This is crazy.
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They can't stay here.
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Don't use the C word, it's ableist.
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The "sanity-challenged" need our support, not judgment.
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Uh, ladies, no need to fight.
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Although I do find your fiery demeanor
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mucho erectionable, if you get my meaning.
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I think he means it gives him a boner.
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But I don't speak German.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Brother, hmm, hmm
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♪ Three brothers puffin'
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♪ And we just woke up In year 2020 ♪
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♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪
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♪ Roll another J And get high ♪
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♪ Roll another J And forget the day ♪
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♪ Me and my brothers Getting fried ♪
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♪ The Freak Brothers
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[inhales]
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[Harper] No. Do not fuck with me, Gretchen.
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You know how that's turned out for you in the past.
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-Not great. -Oh, please.
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This isn't volleyball at Camp Wozniak.
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We're on my field now. Game on.
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-We're in my house! -Our house.
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I mean, it's jointly owned.
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It's just a fact, not an opinion.
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I don't have one.
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I'll file a motion for a temporary stay.
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-I'll oppose it. -And I'll see you in court.
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Somebody needs to gimme a ride to...
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-I'll do it! -...buy my first tampon.
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[Noah groaning]
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What's gonna happen when the Switzers kick us out?
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I don't wanna go back to the orphanage.
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You don't have to worry about that, Freddy.
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As this formula clearly shows, I can get us back to 1969.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, I see.
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Uh, carry the one. Divide by two.
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[mumbles]
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What the fuck does any of this mean?
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It says, if I reverse the chemical composition
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of the potion, I can return us to the past.
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I'll need benzene, tar, cadmium
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and looks like the tears of a Holy Man!
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This itch is turning into a tickle.
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Now it's back to an itch. Tickle, itch, tickle, itch...
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Any way to turn it into a can of salmon?
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'Cause I'm hungry!
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Hey, aren't we also gonna need some mari-jay-wanna?
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Yes! But not just any strain of Sweet Mary Jane, boys.
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It's gotta be exactly the same as we smoked 50 years ago.
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That strain don't exist anymore.
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Which makes all this about as useful as tits on a nun.
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Itchy butt, itchy butt...
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God, dammit, Freddy! I'm computin'!
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Will somebody please look at my bunger?
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Hmm. It's green...
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-[Freddy farts] -...and leafy.
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Holy shit! That's a ganja bud!
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What have you been doin' up there, boy?
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It's a bung-hole, not a bong-hole.
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I don't know, I do a lotta stuff up there.
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A lot of stuff does go up there, I've seen it.
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But I think the pertinent point here is that bag of weed
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you shoved up your fat ass fifty years ago.
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-[dreamy music playing] -What's that in your hand?
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-Nothin'. -I need a cop over here!
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-Let's book! -[pants]
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-Ew! Gross. -[pants]
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-Get that weed in your butt! -[groans]
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So the exact strain of weed we need is takin' root right here,
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in Freddy's fertile fanny!
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Get it out, get it out!
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Ow!
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Why are we doing this?
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-I mean... -[groans]
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-...I'm in, but... -[groans]
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Hold still! The plant hasn't matured yet!
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That there weed is our ticket back to ‘69!
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We need to grow it just right.
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But we don't know nothing about weed farming.
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What about those guys we met in jail?
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Chuck and, uh, and Charlie?
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Yeah, yeah. They did say they was weed experts. [chuckles]
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And they seemed very smart!
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[groans]
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We've grown a lot of weed in our day.
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But never out of an ass.
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Smoked it from plenty though.
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[chuckles] Hell yeah, we have. We've done a lot of butt bongs.
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Gets you super high, but bad breath.
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Yeah, not the best taste.
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You gotta have a mint afterwards.
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-Pound me on that one. -Mint pound! Boom!
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-[imitates explosion] -[chuckles]
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Y'all heard of the blind leading the blind?
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This here's the dumb leading the dumber.
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Shit!
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Chuck or Charlie, can I get a hot dog
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with onion and relish?
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They ain't selling dogs, man. They're selling weed.
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Oh, no, we sell hot dogs too.
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Freddy, hook a Kitty up with two everything dogs.
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Oh, hold the onions.
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They repeat on me like a motherfucker.
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You know who might know how to grow ass weed?
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-Mothafuckin' Doc Green. -Did you say Doc Green?
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As in Doctor Arlo Ignatius Green?
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Can't be.
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The one we knew in ‘69 should be dead ten times over!
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He might be dead, but he's also alive.
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He's got a farm up in Humboldt County.
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A real field of dreams, man.
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Imagine a farm.
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But instead of corn, or potatoes, or wheat
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or cotton, or flour, it's weed, dude.
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Doc Green grows the best weed
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in the whole country of California!
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Gentlemen, to Humboldt County!
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-Fascinating. -[Freddy farts]
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I haven't seen this strain in 50 years.
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You're a man of science, Doc, always were.
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You boys look terrific. You haven't aged a day.
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You look like your own great-grandfather.
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You can go fuck yourself!
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Now, listen, the weed is too risky to transplant.
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-It must be grown in anus. -[Freddy farts]
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Doc Green, you ever grown a marijuana plant
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out of a man's asshole before?
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I've grown it vaginally.
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Heard tell of urethral hydroponics,
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but this, oh, I could publish with this.
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I want co-author credit on the back cover.
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I'll give you the dust jacket, ya rotten prick.
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Now, listen, when you guys get back to ‘69,
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-I want you to do me a favor. -Anything, Doc.
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Tell my younger self to buy Microsoft, buy Apple,
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and don't sell Mother's house in Cupertino.
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How is Ma Green?
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Oh, took a shank to the spleen
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while doing a dime stretch in the federal pen.
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But never ratted me out.
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Bitch ratted me out. Called Animal Control.
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Snitches get stitches! [meows]
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Looks like we got some new players in town.
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Scary looking too.
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These guys could start a drug war
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the likes of which this town has never seen. Ow! Oh, God!
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Fuckin' A, my glasses broke in the middle of my...
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[sighs] Let me try it again.
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The likes of which this town has never seen!
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-How was that? -Amazing.
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[fan whirring]
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Oh, God. Why is it so hot in here?
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[electricity zapping]
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-What the... -Evening!
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What is all this crap?
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We're butt farming!
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Uh, do you guys have any
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nitrogen-based liquid fertilizer?
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Harper, we are using sophisticated
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scientific principles to travel back to 1969.
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Once we acquire the tears of a Holy Man, of course.
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And harvest weed outta this gentleman's rump womb.
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1969? Savage.
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First moon landing, Beatles' Abbey Road.
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[gasps] And Woodstock.
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[chuckles] Right on. We were at Woodstock.
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You were?
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No. Of course they weren't, Camille.
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Woodstock was 50 years ago.
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You know nothing. You've done nothing.
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-You are nothing! -Eh.
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With all due respect... [chuckle
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You should be thanking us!
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We're doing all this so we can time travel
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back to the past. Where you are not!
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Oh, I forgot,
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you've completely lost touch with reality.
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Enjoy it while you can.
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We're going to court tomorrow, then you are bye-bye!
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Don't listen to my sister. I'll beat her in court.
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Like I beat her in everything else.
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If you discount income, marriage and last night's
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game of Scrabble! "Quixotic," bitch!
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Seventy-eight points! What?
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Sheesh. Don't need a PhD in Psychology
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to tell which of them was Daddy's favorite, eh?
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-[chuckles] -[gasps, clears throat]
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Is this a trowel?
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That is a William Sonoma Frittata spatula.
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What are you going to use it for?
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Aerating Freddy's poop soil.
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I am sorry I asked. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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you're cutting into my testicle-burnishing time.
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-[toothbrush whirring] -Ooh.
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Whoa, man, what is that?
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A Philips Sonicare Diamond Clean,
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rechargeable with 4,000 rpms of dual head vibrating action.
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It's heavenly.
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Vibrating heads?
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You can take care of business on the mailman's leg.
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Gimme that! A lady got needs.
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Get your own.
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Oh, my. [chuckles] Oh.
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[Gretchen] My clients are entitled to squatters' rights.
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Do you have evidence of their occupancy?
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Yes, Your Honor. Plaintiff Exhibit A.
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Petrified fecal matter. Carbon-dated to the late 1960s.
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[Freddy] Hey! That's mine!
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And that's a poop drop.
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[metal rattling]
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Hey, Judge.
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Can you open the blinds on that window?
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My friend's ass needs direct sunlight.
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00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,540
Okay, I'll bite. Why?
256
00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:58,944
I'm growing a rare stain of mary-ju-ana in me buttocks.
257
00:10:58,978 --> 00:11:02,282
Do you men have any idea how inappropriate this is?
258
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:06,720
Those buds are scorched. They need indirect light.
259
00:11:08,456 --> 00:11:11,325
Oh, so you're an expert now? I object!
260
00:11:11,592 --> 00:11:13,628
Put that in the record, lady typer!
261
00:11:14,329 --> 00:11:16,632
I wish I had my damn pastels.
262
00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:20,003
This is like Michael Angelo workin' with finger paints.
263
00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:21,471
Oh, Your Honor, please!
264
00:11:21,504 --> 00:11:23,306
The defendants are making a mockery
265
00:11:23,339 --> 00:11:24,240
of our judicial system.
266
00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:25,642
-[crowd murmuring] -All right. All right.
267
00:11:25,675 --> 00:11:27,611
Everybody, just chill.
268
00:11:28,879 --> 00:11:29,880
You mind?
269
00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:35,520
Ooh, ooh. Cold! Cold! [pants] More, please?
270
00:11:35,554 --> 00:11:37,957
Hey, is that my frittata spatula?
271
00:11:38,357 --> 00:11:40,626
You're beginning to annoy me, Mister...
272
00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,595
Bond. James Bond.
273
00:11:42,628 --> 00:11:44,598
Like I'm gonna tell him my real name.
274
00:11:44,631 --> 00:11:47,267
Hard to capture this degree of stupid in black and white.
275
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,036
Excuse me! Hi.
276
00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:51,773
My husband, Noah Switzer, PhD.,
277
00:11:51,806 --> 00:11:54,275
has a statement in support of me.
278
00:11:54,309 --> 00:11:55,878
I'll read it into the record.
279
00:11:55,911 --> 00:11:58,814
I assume your husband can speak for himself.
280
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:02,252
-You assume wrong, Judge. -Excuse me, Your Honor.
281
00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:05,455
But it appears a crime is being committed.
282
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:07,792
Oh, shit. Narcs!
283
00:12:07,825 --> 00:12:09,894
-Who are you? -Agents Larson and Jones.
284
00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:13,464
Bureau of California Cannabis Control.
285
00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,867
The BCCC, see?
286
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,602
[gasps] Oh.
287
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:20,406
Although cannabis is now legal, it is highly regulated.
288
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,140
By us.
289
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,444
And those gentlemen don't have the proper permits.
290
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,513
Permits? W-- W-- What do you mean permits?
291
00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:27,681
Like Permit the Frog!
292
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,950
He's a pig fucker, right, Phineas?
293
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,418
Sustained.
294
00:12:31,719 --> 00:12:35,090
Ooh! This situation is goin' down the shitter fast.
295
00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:37,025
I better finish up my masterpiece.
296
00:12:39,695 --> 00:12:42,832
Your Honor, may I approach to remove the unlicensed plant?
297
00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:44,468
Hell no, you can't!
298
00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:47,037
We need this dope to get back to 1969!
299
00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:50,875
Hey, look! Isn't that Raquel Welch?
300
00:12:50,908 --> 00:12:51,909
Run, Phineas!
301
00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:53,711
[Kitty meows]
302
00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:56,949
[Freddy] Hi, Chuck! Hi, Charlie!
303
00:12:57,282 --> 00:13:00,753
-Hey, it's the Freak dudes! -Those guys have great hair.
304
00:13:00,786 --> 00:13:03,556
-Kitty, what's happening? -Two narcs with guns on our six.
305
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,725
We need a distraction. Do your thing.
306
00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:08,729
Copy that. I got a very sophisticated plan.
307
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,831
-[purrs] -Ow, ow!
308
00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:12,633
[meows]
309
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,436
Oh, fudge! My eyes!
310
00:13:14,803 --> 00:13:16,738
Bureau of Cannabis Control, Agent Larson!
311
00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:18,940
[groans]
312
00:13:19,809 --> 00:13:21,377
Oh.
313
00:13:21,411 --> 00:13:22,612
Oh, my God!
314
00:13:22,645 --> 00:13:26,116
Those BCC Agents beat up that poor little cat!
315
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,651
You monsters!
316
00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:32,624
[grunting, groaning]
317
00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:35,727
That's called "pussy power".
318
00:13:36,127 --> 00:13:37,562
[inhales]
319
00:13:38,097 --> 00:13:39,131
[exhales]
320
00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:41,600
I'm gonna get those Freaks.
321
00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:44,504
We're gonna get them, Cannabis Control Agent Larson.
322
00:13:44,538 --> 00:13:45,238
Together.
323
00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:47,140
[Franklin] Judge said we can stay here
324
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,609
until he makes his ruling in a week.
325
00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:50,511
-[sighs] -[stomach rumbles]
326
00:13:50,812 --> 00:13:53,448
-My tummy's making doody noises. -You gotta hold it in!
327
00:13:53,481 --> 00:13:55,616
Our futures in the past depend on it!
328
00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:58,454
Well, nothin' binds Fat Freddy like cheese.
329
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,189
Fat Freddy like cheese!
330
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:02,092
We'll take you out for some cheese.
331
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,861
But first, Camille found us our Holy Man.
332
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:07,130
-We gotta get his tears. -How'd she find him?
333
00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,966
Through a friend of hers named Google.
334
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,836
Probably another Chinese.
335
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:14,773
Can you be a good boy? Hold it in till we get back?
336
00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:17,509
-[groans] -I'll pack his ass with topsoil.
337
00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:18,677
Pack it real good.
338
00:14:18,877 --> 00:14:21,581
Ain't nothin' gettin' in or out of this booty hole.
339
00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:23,449
-[farts] -[burps]
340
00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:29,757
Hello! Welcome to Walmart.
341
00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:32,627
Swami Bhajan! Gimme some skin, man!
342
00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:35,063
I am called Benjamin now.
343
00:14:35,363 --> 00:14:37,465
You remember us? From Woodstock.
344
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:40,736
Oh, let me think. Shit, no, I don't remember you.
345
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:42,938
You gave us some freaky shit, man.
346
00:14:42,972 --> 00:14:44,875
You look like every other filthy hippie
347
00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:46,510
who went to work for IBM.
348
00:14:46,543 --> 00:14:47,344
Not us, man.
349
00:14:47,377 --> 00:14:49,246
We haven't worked a day in our life.
350
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,748
What the hell happened to you?
351
00:14:50,948 --> 00:14:52,817
[sighs] I'll tell you what happened to me.
352
00:14:53,117 --> 00:14:55,687
I opened a hot yoga studio in Pacific Heights.
353
00:14:55,921 --> 00:14:59,825
And was peddling my schtick for 19.99 on VHS and Betamax.
354
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,193
Then one day,
355
00:15:01,226 --> 00:15:03,163
-I cranked the heat up to 115. -[pants]
356
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:06,199
And some soccer mom overheated.
357
00:15:06,432 --> 00:15:10,271
And exploded like a chili filled baked potato in a microwave.
358
00:15:10,304 --> 00:15:12,573
-[groans] -[gasping]
359
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:13,541
Dead?
360
00:15:13,742 --> 00:15:15,510
Yes. Like my third ex-wife,
361
00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:18,680
when the toaster fell into the bathtub.
362
00:15:18,713 --> 00:15:20,016
-[electricity sparks] -I got sued.
363
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,784
They took everything.
364
00:15:21,818 --> 00:15:25,188
House, car, robes, hair extensions.
365
00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:27,558
Oh, that's a sad story.
366
00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:29,259
You look like you're about to cry.
367
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,729
[clears throat] No, I'm all right.
368
00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:33,264
Well, you shouldn't be.
369
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:36,234
You're a failure. Your life is a waste.
370
00:15:36,267 --> 00:15:39,305
Just think of the lost potential and broken dreams.
371
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,241
Yeah, and now it's your final days,
372
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,178
and you're all shriveled and hard to look at.
373
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,615
Your corpse soon to be discovered by a hungry hobo,
374
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,052
who thought he smelled rotting possum!
375
00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:55,556
[gasps, cries]
376
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,160
And we're good.
377
00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:01,530
Remember, pal, a trip is not a fall.
378
00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:05,201
Thank you for shopping at Walmart!
379
00:16:05,235 --> 00:16:06,636
[cries]
380
00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:09,974
You're taking it too personally, Harp.
381
00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:12,810
They're my clients, it's my duty to defend them.
382
00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:17,115
Really? Okay, even if it means Larry, Moe and Scratchy Ass
383
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,650
are living in my basement?
384
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,319
The law says it's their basement.
385
00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:22,855
Not yet, the law hasn't. Noah, back me up.
386
00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:25,726
Oh, I just remembered!
387
00:16:25,926 --> 00:16:27,995
Today's the Annual Lotus Festival
388
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:30,230
and I haven't picked up any Peking duck.
389
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:31,365
What?
390
00:16:31,398 --> 00:16:33,835
If you need me, I'll be in Chinatown.
391
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,637
Where they have very poor cell reception.
392
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:36,671
Okay, goodbye.
393
00:16:40,009 --> 00:16:41,644
That's the closet.
394
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:44,681
[toothbrush whirring]
395
00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:48,318
Anybody within 20 feet had better get an umbrella.
396
00:16:48,351 --> 00:16:50,922
[chuckles] You're in the splash zone.
397
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:54,325
This Kitty like Shamu. Splish-splash.
398
00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:58,063
uh, six orders of cheese fries, hold the fries,
399
00:16:58,096 --> 00:17:00,666
and, uh, maybe some extra cheese?
400
00:17:03,002 --> 00:17:05,972
I got eyes on the eagle. Bird is in the nest.
401
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:07,942
What? The scratches?
402
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:11,378
-I'm hideous, aren't I? -I don't see scratches.
403
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,848
To me they look like dueling scars
404
00:17:13,882 --> 00:17:15,750
from 18th century Prussia.
405
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:18,353
I think you're more handsome than ever.
406
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:22,024
They're getting away. Let's go. Go, go, go!
407
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:25,729
-[siren blaring] -[tires screech]
408
00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:30,233
[over loudspeaker] Bureau of Cannabis Control!
409
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,401
Move your vehicle!
410
00:17:31,435 --> 00:17:33,771
Hey, wait your turn, weed pig!
411
00:17:33,805 --> 00:17:35,707
We have feelings too, sir.
412
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,410
Damn! It's those narcs from the courthouse.
413
00:17:38,844 --> 00:17:40,079
Let's book it!
414
00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:42,881
Suspects fleeing. Pursue on foot!
415
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:45,986
[upbeat music playing]
416
00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:47,287
[horns honking]
417
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,122
-[screams] -[pants]
418
00:17:49,356 --> 00:17:50,257
[pants]
419
00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:53,794
[Bob over speech generator] Oh, no. Not these guys again.
420
00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:55,229
Shift to second gear.
421
00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:57,232
[tires screech]
422
00:17:57,265 --> 00:18:00,102
Hey, that looks like Bob Pimko! Hi, Bob!
423
00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:02,405
[Bob] Oh, no! Apply brake, apply brake!
424
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:04,640
[both pant]
425
00:18:04,674 --> 00:18:06,075
[Agent Larson] Come on. This way.
426
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:10,314
You're using a Yaxell Ran carbon cleaver
427
00:18:10,347 --> 00:18:11,448
to behead these ducks?
428
00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:14,019
Excellent choice, Mr. Fong.
429
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,787
[all] Whoa!
430
00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:20,259
Bureau of Cannabis Control, Agent Larson!
431
00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:22,762
[tram bell dinging]
432
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,135
No. You have to download the app!
433
00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:29,803
Do they have it for Android?
434
00:18:32,874 --> 00:18:33,775
[all gasp]
435
00:18:34,409 --> 00:18:36,878
-[gunshots] -[tires screech]
436
00:18:36,911 --> 00:18:38,914
Hey, Freddy, can we hitch a ride?
437
00:18:39,314 --> 00:18:40,482
Woo-hoo!
438
00:18:40,783 --> 00:18:43,419
[all] Whoa!
439
00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:45,055
[tires screech]
440
00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:47,424
[gunshots]
441
00:18:48,191 --> 00:18:49,259
[grunts]
442
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:52,997
[both laugh]
443
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:55,399
[Bob] Apply brake! Apply brake!
444
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,102
[automated voice] Brake applied.
445
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,336
[sighs]
446
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,208
[Bob] Oh, no. Engage shield.
447
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,311
-No, no, no. -No, no, no, no. [groans]
448
00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,284
[Bob] You don't fuck with Bob Pimko.
449
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:17,926
Success!
450
00:19:20,496 --> 00:19:22,498
You can go to the bathroom now, Freddy.
451
00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:26,803
I can't! The cheese binded me up bad.
452
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:28,438
You think you're the only one here
453
00:19:28,472 --> 00:19:29,272
that gets constipated?
454
00:19:29,773 --> 00:19:32,810
Just one piece of fruit, Freddy, your whole life would change!
455
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:35,480
Ta-da! A perfectly rolled doobie.
456
00:19:35,513 --> 00:19:37,816
Phin, you got the magic sauce?
457
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:40,052
Uno pimento, por fa-fork.
458
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,087
I'm gonna miss Gretchen.
459
00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:44,791
Ain't many gals like her back in our time.
460
00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:47,894
What are you saying, you wanna bring her with us?
461
00:19:48,194 --> 00:19:50,197
We can bring a friend? I call Noah.
462
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,133
Come on, man, open your eyes.
463
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,502
Modern gal like Gretchen don't want nothing to do
464
00:19:54,535 --> 00:19:56,471
with a shit-kickin' idiot like you.
465
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:58,540
Yeah, I guess you're right.
466
00:19:59,007 --> 00:20:00,942
Well, let's spark up that doobie.
467
00:20:01,176 --> 00:20:04,013
-[lighter clicks] -[inhaling]
468
00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:07,951
[coughs] Wait! We never have any food in our old house.
469
00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:09,586
We're gonna have major munchies.
470
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:12,122
[exhales] I do believe Fat Freddy has a point.
471
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:13,925
Gentlemen, to the kitchen!
472
00:20:16,394 --> 00:20:17,629
I feel woozy!
473
00:20:17,662 --> 00:20:21,033
That's mother time. She's calling us home.
474
00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:23,435
See you on the other side, brothers.
475
00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:34,382
Sweet tits and hairy pits.
476
00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:37,051
We're back in the Summer of Love, fellas!
477
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:40,189
Feed me.
478
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,227
Huh? What? What... Wait a minute Oh. What the hell?
479
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,298
Dang it, we're still in 2020!
480
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,634
-[meows] -Don't tell the boys
481
00:20:50,668 --> 00:20:52,369
-I like my ass eaten! -Look!
482
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:54,538
[groans] Hey, man, why you flipping out?
483
00:20:54,939 --> 00:20:58,109
The date! It's three weeks from when we toked.
484
00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:01,981
Well, well. Our Rip Van Winkles have Rip Van woken.
485
00:21:02,014 --> 00:21:04,483
Noah's here! I did get to bring a friend.
486
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:06,018
Harper thought you might be dead.
487
00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:07,554
But I convinced her the incessant burping
488
00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:10,424
and farting indicated neural control of homeostasis.
489
00:21:10,457 --> 00:21:11,892
Meaning you were in a deep sleep.
490
00:21:12,426 --> 00:21:14,295
I have video from the security cam.
491
00:21:14,829 --> 00:21:17,265
["Dreamer" playing]
492
00:21:17,899 --> 00:21:22,905
♪ Dreamer You're nothing but a dreamer ♪
493
00:21:23,606 --> 00:21:26,977
♪ Well can you put your hands In your head, oh, no ♪
494
00:21:28,979 --> 00:21:31,281
♪ I said, "Far out"
495
00:21:31,716 --> 00:21:33,417
♪ "What a day, a year..." ♪
496
00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:35,086
Well, you get the idea.
497
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:39,625
Son of a bitch! We didn't time travel to 2020!
498
00:21:39,992 --> 00:21:43,630
We just fell asleep in the basement for 50 years!
499
00:21:43,663 --> 00:21:47,000
You crackpot beaker boilin' buffoon!
500
00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,436
You owe me 50 years of my life!
501
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:52,506
And your breath smells like dog balls.
502
00:21:52,539 --> 00:21:55,377
Way I see it, I discovered the fountain of youth.
503
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,212
I should win the Nobel Prize!
504
00:21:57,245 --> 00:21:59,180
I like prizes, what do I win?
505
00:21:59,214 --> 00:22:00,749
You came in second place
506
00:22:00,782 --> 00:22:02,551
for the dumbass of the year award.
507
00:22:02,952 --> 00:22:05,321
Well, it was an honor to be nominated.
508
00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:06,689
Oh. You're awake?
509
00:22:06,722 --> 00:22:08,558
Great, get out. Judge ruled against you.
510
00:22:08,592 --> 00:22:11,662
Harper, can you at least pretend to be human?
511
00:22:11,695 --> 00:22:13,130
Where are they supposed to go?
512
00:22:13,163 --> 00:22:14,666
I-- It's okay, Gretchen.
513
00:22:14,699 --> 00:22:18,236
We've overstayed our welcome by half a century.
514
00:22:18,436 --> 00:22:19,538
We can file an appeal.
515
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,573
-Or a-- -It's all right.
516
00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:24,076
We've got our health, we've got each other,
517
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,679
and we've got our freedom.
518
00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:27,180
[thudding]
519
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,316
Hands where we can see 'em!
520
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:30,583
Cuff that cat!
521
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:34,055
Oh, sure, cuff the sister first, huh?
522
00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,289
-[handcuffs click] -Not so tight.
523
00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:37,359
Not so tight. I've got circulation issues.
524
00:22:37,392 --> 00:22:39,194
The fat one was feces-farming. Check him!
525
00:22:40,062 --> 00:22:41,263
-[grunts] -Hey!
526
00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:43,299
-He's clean. -[Freddy farts]
527
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,734
Well... [groans] ...not...
528
00:22:44,767 --> 00:22:45,735
-[Freddy farts] -...clean.
529
00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:48,037
-[Freddy farts] -[groans] The opposite of clean.
530
00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:50,607
The farthest away from clean on any scale.
531
00:22:50,641 --> 00:22:52,076
But there's no cannabis.
532
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,244
Check their asses! Check all their asses!
533
00:22:54,278 --> 00:22:55,747
Every single ass!
534
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,382
Do you even have a warrant?
535
00:22:57,415 --> 00:22:59,384
My wounds are my warrant, counselor.
536
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,186
[groans] Get off me!
537
00:23:01,219 --> 00:23:02,521
[Franklin] Hey, get your hands off her!
538
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:05,057
She's not just a nice piece of ass.
539
00:23:05,091 --> 00:23:06,459
There's a brain in that ass.
540
00:23:06,492 --> 00:23:09,830
She defends people. She cares about people.
541
00:23:09,863 --> 00:23:12,632
And Noah puts food in my dish and changes my water.
542
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,402
-[stomach rumbling] -Oh!
543
00:23:14,669 --> 00:23:17,171
Sure Harper was trying to kick us out.
544
00:23:17,205 --> 00:23:19,742
But she's just trying to protect what's hers.
545
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:22,378
If I was her, I'd probably kick us out too.
546
00:23:23,112 --> 00:23:24,113
Oh, well.
547
00:23:24,613 --> 00:23:26,116
Thank you. That's...
548
00:23:26,149 --> 00:23:27,250
Water. [groans]
549
00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:29,119
...actually a really nice thing to say.
550
00:23:29,152 --> 00:23:30,653
It shows a level of understanding
551
00:23:30,687 --> 00:23:32,490
and maturity of my position.
552
00:23:32,857 --> 00:23:34,158
Whoa!
553
00:23:34,191 --> 00:23:35,426
[all] Ew!
554
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,696
[man] In my nose. It's in my nose! Oh, God!
555
00:23:38,563 --> 00:23:39,664
[groans]
556
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:43,168
Oh, God. Oh, this is horrible!
557
00:23:44,504 --> 00:23:47,407
-You were saying? -I think what she was saying is
558
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,708
you guys can stay in the basement
559
00:23:48,741 --> 00:23:50,077
until you get on your feet.
560
00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:52,312
No, I was not saying that!
561
00:23:52,346 --> 00:23:54,615
[clears throat] But that is what we are going to do!
562
00:23:54,648 --> 00:23:56,518
It's my house too and I have a say.
563
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,320
If that's okay with you, honey.
564
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,557
[groans] Fine.
565
00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:03,592
The important thing is I beat my sister.
566
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:06,395
So you can stay, for now.
567
00:24:06,429 --> 00:24:08,165
[all] Yay!
568
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,667
It's just until I invent an actual time machine
569
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:11,835
to take us back.
570
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:13,471
It shouldn't take me too long.
571
00:24:13,504 --> 00:24:15,239
Give or take half a century.
572
00:24:15,273 --> 00:24:16,874
I don't know what all the noise was about,
573
00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:18,643
but check this out!
574
00:24:19,076 --> 00:24:22,281
I found this picture of Joe Cocker at Woodstock.
575
00:24:22,514 --> 00:24:24,283
Look who's in the front row.
576
00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:25,685
They were there!
577
00:24:25,718 --> 00:24:27,687
Cocker was spazzing out like that
578
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,889
because he had a case of the old crabs.
579
00:24:29,923 --> 00:24:31,725
Hmm. We all did.
580
00:24:32,059 --> 00:24:34,295
Some of us still do!
581
00:24:34,662 --> 00:24:36,564
Well, let us know when dinner's ready.
582
00:24:36,597 --> 00:24:37,833
[Harper gasps]
583
00:24:37,866 --> 00:24:40,368
-[lighter clicks] -[toothbrush whirs]
584
00:24:40,635 --> 00:24:43,172
[Kitty growling]
585
00:24:44,307 --> 00:24:45,842
-[growling] -[gasps]
586
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,615
♪ Dreamer
587
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,651
♪ You're nothing but a dreamer ♪
588
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:58,756
♪ Well, can you put your hands In your head, oh, no ♪
589
00:24:59,057 --> 00:25:01,160
♪ I said, "Dreamer" ♪
590
00:25:01,994 --> 00:25:04,663
♪ You say you were a dreamer
591
00:25:05,164 --> 00:25:08,468
♪ Well, can you put your hands In your head oh, no ♪
592
00:25:10,537 --> 00:25:12,906
♪ I said, "Far out"
593
00:25:13,407 --> 00:25:16,644
♪ "What a day, a year A life it is" ♪
594
00:25:17,411 --> 00:25:19,648
♪ You know
595
00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:23,552
♪ Well, you know, you had It comin' to you ♪
596
00:25:23,585 --> 00:25:26,489
♪ Well, now there's not A lot I can do ♪
597
00:25:26,756 --> 00:25:28,291
♪ Well dreamer ♪
598
00:25:28,892 --> 00:25:30,693
♪ You stupid, little dreamer...
599
00:25:30,894 --> 00:25:32,796
It's a good show.
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