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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:14,378 Oh! Sorry. Todd? 2 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:18,730 - Jaclyn. - Hi. Hi... uh, wow, look at you! 3 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:22,647 And that... all of that. What are you doing here? 4 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:25,172 I mean, it's f... Funny seeing you here. 5 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,913 I... I thought you had an apartment downtown. 6 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,873 Uh... uh, we... we bought a house around the corner. 7 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,440 For the schools. 8 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,920 Uh, you remember Gia, don't you? 9 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,009 Uh, yeah, last time I saw her, 10 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,663 her face was kinda covered by your crotch. 11 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,884 I heard you got married. Congratulations. 12 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:42,928 Thank you. 13 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:43,929 Oh, that's sweet of you to say. 14 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,627 Thank you. Yeah, I'm a dad! 15 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,195 Yeah! Yeah, how'd that happen? 16 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,240 I mean, I know how that happened. 17 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:53,504 Just you always said you didn't want babies 18 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:54,897 when we were married. 19 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:58,553 Yeah. Oh, turns out uh, I was wrong. 20 00:01:58,683 --> 00:01:59,510 Kids are great. 21 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,557 He's a great dad. 22 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,124 Really happy for you guys. 23 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:07,039 Thank you. Uh, I couldn't be... Well, we... 24 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,173 We couldn't be happier, you know? 25 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:11,566 I'm living my best life. 26 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:12,610 Yeah, me, too. 27 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,395 Yeah. Alright. 28 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,701 Well, um, we should get going. 29 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:18,094 - Okay. - Gotta get this in the ground. 30 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,878 - Yeah, yeah. - You know? But it was really... 31 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:21,532 - Dig it deep. - It was great to... 32 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:22,707 - Oh, I... - You know? Come on. 33 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,492 Let's not smother the... 34 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:27,843 Really great. 35 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:28,887 Yeah. 36 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,238 So great to see you. 37 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,025 Can I help you? 38 00:02:37,418 --> 00:02:41,204 Hi. Uh, yeah. Um, the... I have a... there's a... 39 00:02:41,335 --> 00:02:42,814 I have this plant. 40 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:46,209 Um, uh, I... It's a dwarf tangerine 41 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,516 and I... I bought it here a year ago, and it... 42 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:51,040 It's grown some, it just... It doesn't grow any fruit. 43 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,869 And I've tried everything, even like a citrus stake. 44 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,566 I think it's growing great! 45 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,743 These leaves are gorgeous and lush. 46 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:02,356 But you see this? Something happened to it. 47 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,184 Disease? Trauma? 48 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,404 Is it gonna die? 49 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,972 No, no, it'll keep growing, but it'll never bear fruit. 50 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:23,028 That was supposed to be me, you know? 51 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:25,596 - Yeah. - He said, "Kids will change us." 52 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,729 - "And I love us." - Men ain't shit. 53 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,905 I thought he would change when you had kids and... 54 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,994 Or my brother had kids, 55 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,996 and when his cousins had kids, 56 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:37,042 and I waited, and I waited, and then... 57 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,915 He just didn't wanna have kids with me! 58 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:43,310 I know. And this is probably the wrong time to say, 59 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:47,009 "I told you so," but, honey, I've literally been telling you 60 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,446 the exact same thing for 15 years. 61 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,797 I wasted all my good eggs on that asshole. 62 00:03:52,928 --> 00:03:54,886 And now, I'm never gonna be a mom! 63 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,801 - No. Yes. - I'm never gonna be a mom! 64 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,150 Yes, you are. 65 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,152 You just... You have to get back out there. 66 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,198 I am out there! 67 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,461 And it's like every good guy is married 68 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,681 or they don't wanna have kids. 69 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,423 Or... or... the older guys, they already have kids 70 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,946 and don't wanna have any more. 71 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,296 Or the young guys, they just wanna fuck a MILF. 72 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:16,081 But I'm not even a MILF, I'm just an ILF! 73 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,563 I just... 74 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:22,131 I just wanna skip the dating part 75 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,654 and get to the mom part. I just... 76 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,874 No. No, don't skip the dating part. 77 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,224 The dating part is where all the good fun sex happens. 78 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,313 You know, when you... When you get to the mom part, 79 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,489 it's just you know, scheduled sex once a week 80 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:36,014 and the foreplay is like he brushes his teeth. 81 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,581 That's me. 82 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,888 My mom was the best and she made me feel 83 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,108 like I could do anything. 84 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:47,374 And like I was exactly perfect just the way I was. 85 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,811 I wanna do that for a little one. 86 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:53,075 I wanna be that mom for somebody. 87 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,077 I don't know why you're trippin'. 88 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,297 You don't need a husband to have a baby. 89 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,342 No, that's true. You can totally adopt! 90 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,605 Oh, although adoption is not cheap. 91 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,954 I have friends who did it and it's like... 92 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,608 It's like 40 grand all said and done. 93 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,131 Oh, fuck me! 94 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:07,872 I wasn't talkin' about adoption. 95 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:10,092 Artificial insemination is worse. 96 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,790 Mike and Lydia, they went through six IVF treatments 97 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,879 at 25 grand a pop. 98 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,577 Well, fuck me! 99 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:19,710 You don't have to buy it. Just go and get some. 100 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:20,885 What? Where are you getting? 101 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:21,930 What? 102 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,932 You know, get some. 103 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,680 That's called "stealing sperm". 104 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,117 It's not stealing if they freely give it away. 105 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,424 Condoms break. 106 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,469 Accidents happen. 107 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,601 Especially if you plan 'em. 108 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,126 No, that insane. You can't do that. 109 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:46,128 You can't just... 110 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:49,392 Although, I mean, if there... 111 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:53,440 No. It's just... it's wrong. Is it... is it wrong? 112 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:56,834 I mean... I mean, it could work. 113 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,706 - Right. - It could work. 114 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,142 What's happening right now? 115 00:06:00,272 --> 00:06:02,057 I kinda think you're the devil. 116 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,451 But it is not the worst idea ever. 117 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,975 If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, 118 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,977 then it is the worst idea. 119 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,458 It's the best worst idea. 120 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,242 How will he ever find out? 121 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,852 You know, I'm not going to call him to tell him. 122 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:15,766 You guys aren't going to call him and tell him. 123 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,115 I'm not calling him. 124 00:06:17,246 --> 00:06:19,727 I mean, most guys ghost me anyway. 125 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,817 And this time, I want him to ghost me. 126 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:26,864 And he gets to have sex with you and you get a baby. 127 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:28,779 Win-win. Waa-waa. 128 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,912 Okay, I think you guys are forgetting something. 129 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,653 Right, um-um. 130 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,090 What if the sperm is slow or he's shooting blanks? 131 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,134 Huh, we'll have a back up. 132 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,832 I'm thinking two, maybe three. 133 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,747 We gotta flood the fallopian tubes when the egg drops. 134 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,009 Yeah, yeah. 135 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,706 You're... you're talking about an orgy? 136 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,448 It's like having three one-night stands in the same night. 137 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:48,016 Okay. 138 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:52,150 Oh my god. No. No, I can't do this. 139 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,761 This is crazy. 140 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:57,373 I don't want to just fuck some rando to get a baby. 141 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,289 That's why I can't go to the sperm bank in the first place. 142 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,422 Besides from the fact that it will bankrupt me. 143 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:07,296 I want to know that the father of my child is a good person. 144 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,212 - Right? Yeah. - You know? Like a kind person. 145 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:15,260 Ideally artistic and intelligent and good sense of humor. 146 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,960 Argh, who the fuck am I kidding? 147 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,832 I'll just freeze my eggs until I find Mr. Right. 148 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:27,838 Idea. What if we found them for you? 149 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,291 Is there nuts in that? 150 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,337 Huh, I don't know. 151 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,774 I can put nuts in it for you. Would you like that? 152 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,123 I can put nuts anywhere you'd like. 153 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:55,257 Okay, babe, shut it down. We have guests. 154 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:58,042 Alright, but mom has the kids so we will have time 155 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,218 for your special birthday treat later. 156 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,306 Don't get too fucked up. 157 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,613 I won't. I have an idea though. 158 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,181 What if we just send all these jokers home 159 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,010 and we have later now? How about that? 160 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,839 All of our best friends, you mean those jokers? 161 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,582 Well, what about her? What about that joker? 162 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:16,757 I don't know her. Who is she? 163 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,759 That's Jackie's friend from work. 164 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,587 - Oh, the lesbian. - Yes. 165 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:23,241 Yeah. Why is she here? 166 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,548 She's Jackie's plus one. 167 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,637 Oh, okay. Oh! Are they-? 168 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,378 No. What? Just- 169 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:30,858 Well, why... why is Jackie coming? 170 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,207 Because she is like family. 171 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,643 Is she like family though? 172 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,081 I don't know. Maybe I just had it in my head 173 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:40,737 that we were going to take a Jackie break after thanksgiving. 174 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,914 Alright, she had just found out that Todd was getting remarried. 175 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,786 - I know. - Just found out. 176 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,527 Believe me. I was sympathetic 177 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,485 with all the crying and the carrying on. 178 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,748 But did she have to teach our six-year-old about blowjobs? 179 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,402 - She did- - All about blowjobs? 180 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,621 She didn't hear the whole thing. 181 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:56,884 - Soup to nuts. - She didn't-No, no. 182 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,363 Maybe the soup but not the nuts. 183 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,278 That's not even our job to do that. 184 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:02,629 - Alright, you know what? - It's the internet's job. 185 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,892 You will barely know that she is here. 186 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,333 Okay. 187 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,294 I can do this. 188 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,948 It's just casual sex. 189 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,254 I can do that. 190 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,647 I can totally do that. 191 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,302 The table looks great. 192 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,391 Wait, why are the desserts out already? 193 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,309 Do you guys have everything you need? 194 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,877 Yes, we do honey. Thank you. 195 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,792 - Hi. - Hey, whose playlist is this? 196 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,185 These are Geoff's favorite songs. 197 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,316 Oh god. 198 00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,671 - Nope, can't do it. - No, Jaclyn. 199 00:09:44,801 --> 00:09:46,324 No, stop, stop, stop, stop. 200 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,848 No, no, no, no, no, no. 201 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,806 On paper, this all sounded great. 202 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,548 But now that I'm actually here, I can't. I can't do it. 203 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,724 Okay, well, just listen. I will 100% agree. 204 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,508 But please don't leave me here. 205 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,250 I- If I have to have one more conversation about IPOs, 206 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,512 I will murder someone. 207 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,644 Hold on, what's going on? 208 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:02,906 She's reconsidering. 209 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,255 No, no, no. You cannot back out. 210 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,170 Yes, I can. Because this is crazy. 211 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,042 Yes, it is crazy. 212 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,087 Like Uber Eats and Standing Desk. 213 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:12,916 But crazy can be genius. Great dress. 214 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,309 Yeah. You don't think it's too much? 215 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,137 - It's very good. Oh. - It's gonna get the job done. 216 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,705 No, ah! Huh, I was gonna return it. 217 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,750 Oh, oops. I'm sorry. 218 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,578 $450? 219 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,145 See? That's what I'm talking about. 220 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,234 This dress is not me. 221 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,323 Sleeping with three guys is not me. 222 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,718 Okay, it is not you. That's clear. 223 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,197 Now, is this how you wanna have a kid? No. 224 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,112 But is this the only option? Yes. 225 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,506 Okay? We did our part. You gotta do your part. 226 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:42,250 You promise that there's no way they can find me afterwards. 227 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,295 No, you just need to make sure that no one figures out 228 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,732 what you're doing tonight. 229 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,995 Because I will 100% throw you under the bus 230 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,302 if Geoff finds out that I was part-Hi. 231 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,913 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 232 00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,479 Jackie, good to see you again. 233 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:58,440 Yeah, you too. Happy birthday. It's a book. 234 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,789 Could've sworn it was a canoe. 235 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,924 It's signed to you. 236 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,360 Oh, wow. Thank you. 237 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,927 Oh, and isn't it lint? 238 00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,842 I mean, didn't you give up refined sugar last year? 239 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,366 I thought you did. What are you giving up this year? 240 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,369 I'm just giving up. 241 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,155 - Okay. - He's literally just turning 45. 242 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,287 - I know, right? - Thank you so much. 243 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,897 I mean, what's the matter with me? 244 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,900 Doom and gloom here. Here, let me take this. 245 00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:25,293 Here, you put this up. 246 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,121 Oh my gosh. Yes, I would love to. 247 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,470 It'd be my pleasure. 248 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,691 Is he okay? 249 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,127 He's fine. 250 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,433 None of the men in his family lived past 88. 251 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,697 So, now he thinks he's in a downfall spiral. 252 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,397 I thought you said this was gonna be a big shin dick. 253 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:43,703 Yeah, well, it turns out 254 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,356 Geoff doesn't have enough friends to make it 255 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,706 a shin dicks. 256 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,797 Well, someone's gonna notice. 257 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:51,972 Too late for that now 258 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,540 because donor number one is ready to play. 259 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:56,585 So, are you ready? 260 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,676 Well, my ovulation app says it's go time. 261 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,591 Go on then. Seize the day. 262 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,862 Hi. 263 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,824 Hi. 264 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,829 - Hi. - I'm MJ. What's going on? 265 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,528 Did you know this was a birthday party? 266 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,095 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 267 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,487 Oh, okay. 268 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,228 I kind of really don't know why I'm here. 269 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:34,101 I'm not even that good friends with Amandine 270 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,364 or at all, actually. 271 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,932 Well, you can I can be friends. 272 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,281 Wow, thank you. 273 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,458 Friends with benefits, if you want. 274 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:49,856 - Okay. - Um, so MJ, huh, 275 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,074 that's not short for Maryjane, is it? 276 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:55,122 No, no. I wish. 277 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,385 Actually, no. I don't wish that my name was Maryjane. 278 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:58,734 - No. - No. 279 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:02,042 And my MJ is for Morris Jerusalem. 280 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,479 Morris is my mother's grandfather's name. 281 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:07,090 And Jerusalem is the city where I was conceived. 282 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,049 - Oh, that's nice. - I often say, 283 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,442 well, thank goodness that I wasn't conceived in Frankfurt 284 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,271 because then I'd be quite an MF. 285 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,145 - Guys. - Hi. 286 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,799 You want to try some of this? It's pretty good. 287 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,497 Oh, no, thank you. I'm taking an Uber later. 288 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,716 And I like to be of sound mind when I'm 289 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,544 in a car with a stranger. 290 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,982 Okay, well, you have got to try this. 291 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,680 - It's a Syrah. - Okay. 292 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,552 Give it a shot. Tell me what you think. 293 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,946 Not bad, right? 294 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,382 - Yeah. - Almost makes up for the fact 295 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,863 that they call it Syrah Syrah. 296 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,825 My ex-wife was the regional sales manager for the state. 297 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,524 Um, she ran off with the sommally... 298 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,439 The sommally-the fucking wine guy. 299 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,309 She ran off with the wine guy. 300 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,833 Ah, got you. 301 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,747 - Yeah. - Should I spit it out? 302 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,662 Would you please? It would make me feel so good. 303 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,492 - I'm Armin by the way. - Hi. 304 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,190 Hey. You're Molly's friend? 305 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,670 The one who works for Jennifer Aniston's charity, right? 306 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,195 Oh, I actually did the Standee for you guys. 307 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,371 Yeah, my company-Hey, my company works... 308 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,547 We actually make those cardboard standees 309 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:16,246 that, you know, you can sit on star's lab in a movie lobby? 310 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,247 - Yeah. - That's cool. 311 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,466 Yeah. So, wait. 312 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,903 So you know Amandine as well? 313 00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,905 Uh, she's just a work friend. 314 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,690 I mean, ypou know, she wouldn't know where I live 315 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,257 or anything like that. 316 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,911 Actually, I don't even work there anymore. 317 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,306 I'm moving away to another city far away. 318 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,309 Wow. So, Jen is more "Horrible bosses" 319 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,876 than Rachel in real life. Noted. 320 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,747 No, no, no. She's great. 321 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,141 It's just I needed a challenge. 322 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,317 Wanted to mix things up a bit, so... 323 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,276 You know what? I think that is so healthy to shift gears. 324 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,670 Geoff and I-Well actually, most of the guys here, 325 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,758 we had a start up. 326 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,542 Not like Amazon or anything. 327 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,893 But once I got big enough, I had to sell it. 328 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,025 Now, I can kind of do whatever I want. It's pretty cool. 329 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,331 - Yeah. That's nice. - Yeah. 330 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,723 Yeah, that's really cool. 331 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:01,683 I actually put money into GameStop as well. 332 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,815 I don't know, well, and I made $3700. 333 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,208 Nice, buddy. 334 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,209 - Yeah, thanks. - It's pretty good. 335 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,341 So, it's like, saying... 336 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,735 Now I got a lot of free time, get to travel. 337 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,477 Which I love so much. I was working so much before. 338 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:14,739 Right, I guess. 339 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,525 Takes a minute to start up. 340 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:20,006 Oh yeah. I mean, all I did was code, code, code 341 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,964 and pound energy drinks. 342 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,052 That's why I'm trying to see as much as the world- 343 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,663 I'm so sorry. It's just my 344 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,709 mom broke her hip. 345 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,884 - Oh my god. - Oh my god. 346 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,234 I'm just dealing with my brothers. 347 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,367 We're trying to figure out if we should put her in our home. 348 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,890 Oh, let me know if you need any help or- 349 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,805 Nope, done. Done. 350 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,633 - Oh, great. - I'm sorry, you were saying? 351 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,113 Love to travel. 352 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,288 - I have a lot of time. - I'm scared of planes. 353 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,985 To do that. But um- 354 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,291 She's gonna bail. 355 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,380 Well, it sounded to me 356 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,425 like you didn't want her to go through with it. 357 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,036 It's not true. 358 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,560 But do you know how hard it is to find a single man 359 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,997 who is disease free in the suburbs? I just- 360 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,999 I don't want to disappoint them. 361 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,960 It is possible that I may have told them 362 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,005 that I have a friend in need of a- 363 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,486 Like, a confidence boost. 364 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,922 So you're more worried about 365 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,750 your guys friends being happy than your best friend? 366 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,971 Okay, well call it a win-win situation. 367 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,668 I mean, what's so wrong with having a plan B? 368 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:14,669 Oh, I've got a plan B. 369 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,018 I've got a plan C. 370 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,455 Because the plan is to get her the D. 371 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,630 What is it? 372 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,157 - What is that? - It's molly. 373 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,723 I don't- 374 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,203 MDMA. 375 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,726 - I don't under- - E. 376 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:29,684 I don't know what you're saying. 377 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,642 Ecst-Ecstasy. 378 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,557 - I know that one. - Ecstasy, yes. 379 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,124 Just enough to prime the pump. 380 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,647 Okay. 381 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,955 Oh, donor number three. 382 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,261 The French teacher whose wife just died. 383 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,392 Okay. 384 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:44,786 My friend getting pregnant tonight. 385 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,011 Top me off, will you? 386 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,709 Oh god, I thought you were the caterer. 387 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,754 I am so sorry. 388 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,366 Behind the table, cool outfit. 389 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:00,889 I can take it off. 390 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,326 Okay. 391 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:08,331 More, more. 392 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,854 I like this one. 393 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,902 It's floral and complex and yeasty. 394 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,561 Like a vagina? 395 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,261 I get a slightly different note. 396 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,611 It's got a really good mouth fill. 397 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,266 I could decant it for you. 398 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:31,615 Let it breathe. 399 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,794 Amadine. 400 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:37,969 Barbara. 401 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,363 That's a beautiful name. 402 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,844 Not my name. I hate my name. 403 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,629 I'll tell you what. How about you give me your number 404 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,242 and I'll call you whatever or whenever you want. 405 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,204 Balls. 406 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,642 Yo, Goeff. Can I grab you for two, buddy? 407 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,733 - Hi. - Hey, what's up? 408 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,257 What's up? 409 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:06,824 Were you just hitting on my sister? 410 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,044 Is that a real question? 411 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,917 Right, right. 412 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:17,183 Umm, it's just that she's been through 413 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,142 a really ugly divorce recently. So... 414 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,318 So, you want me to sleep with your sister? 415 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:23,580 That's sweet of you. 416 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:26,583 No. No, no. 417 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,324 No, I'm just-I'm worried. 418 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,065 I mean, you know, she's very- 419 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,764 she's not a lesbian. 420 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,245 Are you sure? Because, you know- 421 00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,859 Would you mind not hitting on my sister 422 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,426 at my birthday party please? 423 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,688 I would mind. 424 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,343 But I won't. 425 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,215 It will be my present to you. 426 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,738 Wow, thank you so much. 427 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,044 - Happy birthday. - Yeah, I'll treasure it. 428 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,829 - You should. - Have a great time. 429 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,657 - You too. - Not too great. 430 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,233 Oh, shit. Oh shit. 431 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,322 - Oh shit. - No one told me about this. 432 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,323 There's just no good-you know what? 433 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,628 Every 10 minutes I have to go. 434 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:12,934 Sweetheart, you can get lasers. 435 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,718 It'll zip that right back up. 436 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,459 Yeah, it's called a mommy makeover. 437 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,593 They stick a laser up there and just tighten it all up. 438 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,986 It went from Basset Hound to Chihuahua. Worth every penny. 439 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,381 Stop. 440 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,035 You know it's true. 441 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,125 You got kids? 442 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,649 - No. - Husband? 443 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,129 Not anymore. 444 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,870 You should keep your distance. 445 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,002 You might get baby fever. 446 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,440 I'm not kidding. Happened to me. 447 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,745 All my friends started having kids. 448 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,834 I thought I should have kids. 449 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,662 All these friends, 450 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,882 they're gonna be gone once she pops a baby out. 451 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,666 She'll make new friends. 452 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,451 The kids' friend's parents. 453 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,453 And she'll think she has new "interests." 454 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:56,586 But they're really the kids' interests. 455 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:59,415 And when the kids graduate, poof, gone so. 456 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,766 All these people she invested all her time with, 457 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,161 she'll realize she has nothing in common with them. 458 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,685 And then she'll realize that her husband 459 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,165 is staying too late at work. 460 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,516 So, she'll shoot her face fill with Botox, 461 00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,126 get a boob job. 462 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,258 Get a mommy makeover? 463 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,955 Exactly. 464 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,697 To chase what she used to look like. 465 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:24,614 Before the kids literally suck the life out of her. 466 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,226 Instead, she'll just look like she's trying too hard. 467 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,489 And he'll leave her for an actual 20-year-old. 468 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:30,925 Who loves giving blowjobs? 469 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,449 Fucking blowjobs. 470 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,497 All because she thought it'd make her life complete 471 00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,238 - to have a baby. - Oh, no, no. 472 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:42,241 That's got Molly's lipstick on it. 473 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,417 - I think this is your shade. - Thank you. 474 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,768 I mean, you don't regret having babies, right? 475 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,552 Oh, no. God, no. 476 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,641 They're the loves of my life. 477 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,122 As much as I hate my ex, I'll always be grateful to him 478 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,950 for giving me my babies. 479 00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,823 Listen to me, don't listen to me. 480 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,347 I just need to get laid. 481 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,264 Okay. We get what you wish for. 482 00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:10,181 On that note, I think I'm ready. 483 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:12,749 - Alright. - Do you snorkle? 484 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,969 No, I never get into the ocean. 485 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,971 Oh god, what do I say? 486 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,713 Tell him how wet your pussy is. They love that. 487 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,845 I hate that word. 488 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:22,933 Pussy? 489 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:23,934 Yeah. 490 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,371 What do you say? 491 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,416 I don't. 492 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:30,463 So, when you told Todd to like- 493 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,465 Oh, we didn't talk during- 494 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,946 Or before. 495 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,819 Or after. 496 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,821 Oh God. 497 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,475 Okay, so tonight, 498 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:45,565 you're gonna say some nasty pornstar shit. 499 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,523 Just get disgusting. 500 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,047 Yeah, but that's not me. 501 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:53,268 I know that's not you. But tonight, you're not you. 502 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,663 Okay? You're not the NPR-loving, farmer's market going, 503 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,012 avocado toast eating Jaclyn. 504 00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,274 You're gonna be something different. 505 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,755 You're the Onlyfans, like Jacklina. 506 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,496 You're gonna be a slut tonight, okay? 507 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:04,540 Yeah, okay. Okay. 508 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,063 You're a slut. 509 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,891 - Well, huh. - Slut. Slut 510 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,068 - Really? - Yeah. 511 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,461 You've never been to swimming? - Hey. Hey. Hi. 512 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,508 You like surfing? 513 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,727 Huh, no, I would never surf. 514 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,383 So, you'd never-you just... you never do it? 515 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:23,342 No, I'm scared of sharks. 516 00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,082 There is great white sharks that you should be scared of. 517 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,562 But they're east coast, man. 518 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:29,173 All the west coast sharks are white sharks. 519 00:22:29,304 --> 00:22:30,740 I got you, girl. 520 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:31,872 Cuddly nice sharks. 521 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:34,222 You gotta get out there. 522 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,615 Geoff is over there. 523 00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,312 - Geoff? - I'm Shopia. 524 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,400 Excuse me. 525 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:39,793 Okay. Am I in trouble? 526 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,098 No. 527 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:48,062 Ugh, God, I need a drink. 528 00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:50,281 Your glass is right there, just... 529 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,852 Oh no, molly. 530 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:56,810 Molly, that's Molly in there. 531 00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,072 You drank it all. 532 00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,334 That's all of it. 533 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:00,814 It's gone. 534 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,206 It's in your body now. 535 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,127 - Okay. - Okay, wow. 536 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,999 - Let's just- - What? 537 00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,655 Don't need those. 538 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,440 - Right, um. - Yeah, so. 539 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:22,792 Wow, that is- 540 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,446 That is so tone. 541 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:25,665 Oh, thank you. 542 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:26,927 You do pilates? 543 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,494 I do, yeah. 544 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:29,799 I can tell, I can tell. 545 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,932 You can touch it if you want. 546 00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,934 I would. I want. 547 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,631 Okay. 548 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:36,850 Alright. 549 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,507 Okay, you're sure that you want me to do this? 550 00:23:41,637 --> 00:23:44,423 I think I couldn't be more clear. 551 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:45,424 Yeah, I do. 552 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:47,513 I do want you to do this. 553 00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:48,644 - Okay. - Yeah. 554 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,864 Okay. Great. I'll be over here. 555 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,343 Okay. 556 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,345 Oh, wait, I don't have a condom or anything. 557 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,087 You know, I don't want to assume when I go out this- 558 00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,915 I just-it's just in the bag. 559 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:01,657 There's a-Oh, 560 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:04,355 do you have a medium? 561 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:05,835 - Here. - Okay, wow. 562 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,707 Wait, we should set the mood? 563 00:24:07,837 --> 00:24:10,753 I have Spotify premium, no ads. 564 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,625 - We don't need that. - I can put a slow jam playlist. 565 00:24:12,755 --> 00:24:13,800 Okay, wait. 566 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,976 I've-I've never done this before. 567 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,717 - Well, no, I mean I've had sex. - Yeah, okay, good. That's great. 568 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,328 You know, but-Not with people around. 569 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,895 It's just us here. 570 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:23,374 Wait, that's not true. That's not true. 571 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,246 Actually when I was in college, 572 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,508 my girlfriend and I, we went camping. 573 00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:27,596 Consensual. 574 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,293 And-and-wow. 575 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,212 And there was a tent next to us. 576 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,258 And there were people having sex in there loudly. 577 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:41,175 Say some pornstar nasty ass shit. 578 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:42,481 It's not like- 579 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:44,091 I will murder. 580 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:45,179 They ruined our lives. 581 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:46,441 Pussy. 582 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,487 I want you to murder my pussy. 583 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:51,228 Excuse me? 584 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,885 I want you to tell me. How you're gonna murder my pussy? 585 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:58,018 - Yeah. - Okay. 586 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:01,848 Well, I'll use my penis to strangle it until it's dead. 587 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,156 Yeah. 588 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:08,463 No, this is weird. 589 00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,638 This is weird, I'm sorry I don't- 590 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:10,813 I'm sorry. 591 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:11,814 I don't talk like that. I'm sorry. 592 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,207 It's okay. 593 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:16,210 I just thought talking dirty would turn you on. 594 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:20,040 I don't know what to do to turn you on. 595 00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:22,869 I don't know how to do this. 596 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,000 Are you kidding me? 597 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,829 You? 598 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,876 You do not have to use any gimmicks to turn me on. 599 00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:32,705 Honestly, I would really just love to kiss you. 600 00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:35,229 If that's okay. 601 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,491 Okay, yeah. 602 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,101 Yeah. 603 00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:40,843 Yeah. I would love that. 604 00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:56,206 Hey you guys. 605 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,468 Are you doing okay? 606 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,558 Do you have everything you need? 607 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:00,863 - Thank you so much. - I want you 608 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:01,864 to have the best time ever. 609 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,171 Oh, thank you. 610 00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:08,131 Oh my god, baby. 611 00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,133 You guys look great together. 612 00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:13,267 It's just such a beautiful couple. 613 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:15,399 Stay the night if you want. Make yourselves at home. 614 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,488 Hey girl, let me talk to you. 615 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,490 Hey, come on over here. 616 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,102 - How are you feeling? - Oh my gosh. 617 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:23,582 I feel great. 618 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,322 I love these people. 619 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:27,890 These are-these are good people. 620 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,197 - Yeah. - Oh, I forgot. 621 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:32,068 The donor number three cancelled. 622 00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:34,680 Who are you gonna get to fill the empty slot? 623 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,420 Her empty slot, like, a vagina? 624 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:39,946 - That was good. - Like, her vagina. 625 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:42,601 I know a guy, I'll call him. 626 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:44,646 But you need to sit down. 627 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:47,736 Oh my god, you are such a good friend. 628 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,956 You know, we should do things, you and me. 629 00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:52,785 It doesn't always have to be the three of us. 630 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,613 Right? Just call me, girl. 631 00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,179 And also, you're so pretty. 632 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,181 I never told you that before. 633 00:26:58,312 --> 00:26:59,835 I want it, but I'm not going to. 634 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,968 - You better not. - Because I know I shouldn't. 635 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:03,317 I'm doing the work. 636 00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:04,753 Good, good, okay. 637 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,189 Do you wanna touch my hair? 638 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,017 My hair is so soft. 639 00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:12,805 I have a conditioner that costs $125. 640 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,676 - That's a lot of money. - That's so dumb. 641 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,373 It's beautiful. 642 00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,202 Okay, I'm gonna go call my guy, but you sit down, alright? 643 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:21,204 Don't do a lot of things. 644 00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:22,945 Okay. I'll sit in my den. 645 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,425 I have a great chair in there. 646 00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:25,905 - Lay out. - It's fluffy. 647 00:27:26,035 --> 00:27:27,820 Hi, where's the closest bathroom? 648 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,779 It's right over there. Wow, your boobs got big. 649 00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:31,954 Do they hurt yet? 650 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,826 They will. When you start nursing. 651 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,349 Are you gonna nurse? 652 00:27:35,479 --> 00:27:37,830 I loved nursing so much. 653 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,050 Oh my gosh. But it does hurt when it chafes. 654 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,487 And I got mastitis so bad one time, 655 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,055 Geoff had to put a hot compress on my boobs 656 00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:47,535 and milk me like a cow. 657 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,580 Oh, this is so much information. 658 00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:53,019 - Are you okay? - Oh, no. They got better. 659 00:27:53,149 --> 00:27:55,369 Thank you for asking that. 660 00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:58,633 Hey, so... and the bathroom is there. Thank you. 661 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,766 Remember, breast feeding is best feeding. 662 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:04,117 Okay. 663 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,169 Hello? 664 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:16,085 I'm almost done. I'm almost done. 665 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,391 Okay. 666 00:28:17,521 --> 00:28:19,219 Well, pregnant lady needs to pee-pee. 667 00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:23,310 I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 668 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:27,444 Okay. 669 00:28:28,619 --> 00:28:30,534 I'll find another. 670 00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:31,666 Good luck with that. 671 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,982 - That was fun. - Yeah. Yeah, that was fun. 672 00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:45,506 Okay. 673 00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:49,162 Oh no. Oh no. 674 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,772 What? 675 00:28:50,903 --> 00:28:51,947 The condom broke. 676 00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:55,646 Oh, no. Oh. 677 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,822 Oh my god. I'm so, so, sorry. 678 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:58,519 I don't know how this happened. 679 00:28:58,649 --> 00:28:59,738 You know maybe- 680 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:01,261 Maybe you're just- 681 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:02,871 You're too big and the condom burst. 682 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:06,266 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 683 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:09,008 This is just- 684 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:11,184 I'm on the pills, it was just- 685 00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:13,534 You know, in case of STDs. 686 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,231 Oh, don't worry about that. I'm clean. 687 00:29:15,362 --> 00:29:16,972 I give my blood to Quest all the time. 688 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:19,061 They should give me a punch card. 689 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:20,976 What? 690 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,891 Oh, I have a blood disorder. 691 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:27,200 What? Like, are you a hemophiliac or-? 692 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:29,855 No, no. I just bruise really easily. 693 00:29:29,985 --> 00:29:31,857 You know? Oh, up here. 694 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,206 See that? 695 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:35,512 That's from a collision with a shopping cart. 696 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,646 Oh, thank god. For you. 697 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:39,821 Yeah. 698 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:41,475 It's pretty funny actually. 699 00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:43,477 Child protective services used to call my parents 700 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:44,695 all the time. 701 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,001 Yeah. 702 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,223 Why don't you go first. And then I'll come later. 703 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:52,573 Just so it's not so conspicuous. 704 00:29:58,187 --> 00:29:59,319 - Oh, you mean now? - Yeah. 705 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:01,408 Okay. 706 00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:10,983 - Hey, it's me, Amandine. - Oh, okay. 707 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:19,774 Okay. 708 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,776 Getting a little help from gravity. 709 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,256 Listen, I totally appreciate you finding him. 710 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:24,561 He was super right. 711 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,302 But did you know that he had a blood disorder? 712 00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:29,523 Okay, getting a full DNA workup was not on the checklist. 713 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,830 But on a related note, donor number three did cancel. 714 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,483 Oh, the French teacher? 715 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:35,137 - Oui. - Crap, he sounded promising. 716 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:36,660 Well, on an unrelated note, 717 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:39,185 there might be a little itsy-bitsy problem with Molly. 718 00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:41,100 Argh, is she drunk? 719 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:42,623 - Well, I wouldn't say drunk. - Oh, she used to 720 00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:44,407 do this to me all the time in college. 721 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:45,713 I'd meet a guy I was really into, 722 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,149 and then she'd get super hammered 723 00:30:47,323 --> 00:30:49,586 and then I'd have to walk her back to dorm room. 724 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:50,849 That's probably it. I'm gonna go. 725 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,416 I'mma see you out there. 726 00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,244 - Hey. - What? 727 00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,332 Can you get me a snack? 728 00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:57,507 No. 729 00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:03,818 Kahlil, get on up here buddy. 730 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:05,907 Your turn, your turn. You burn him. 731 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,387 Happy birthday, buddy. 732 00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:08,475 There we go. 733 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:11,739 Alright, this is my favorite. 734 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,220 In his garage, we're working about to make millions. 735 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,656 Right. 736 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,658 - And what happens? - His septic tank breaks. 737 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,182 And so, we are literally working in a shit. 738 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:21,880 And what did you say to me? What did you say? 739 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:23,577 - I couldn't smell it. - Couldn't smell it. 740 00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,448 Couldn't smell his own shit. 741 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,146 I just thought you guys were trying to get out of working. 742 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:30,801 - We were. - Well, shut up about it. 743 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,020 - I destroyed... - Tim! 744 00:31:32,151 --> 00:31:35,197 Everybody, Tim is here. Tim is here. 745 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,417 All of the beautiful artwork that we have in our house, 746 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,027 it's almost all him. 747 00:31:39,158 --> 00:31:40,855 I love them. I was gonna ask. 748 00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:42,639 I love the dog paintings. So fun. 749 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,598 Yeah, I tried to buy it all. 750 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,121 You basically did, I mean. 751 00:31:46,252 --> 00:31:49,255 Jackie, Jackie, it's Tim time. 752 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:51,257 It's Tim time. Tim. 753 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:52,998 - Shh. - Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. 754 00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,738 - Come on. - Tim time. 755 00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:57,524 - Tim time. - Wait, what's Tim time? 756 00:31:57,654 --> 00:32:01,093 Honey, your gift is here, and your's. 757 00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:02,616 Here we are. 758 00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:06,098 Yap, careful, careful. It's still little wet. 759 00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:10,493 - So is she. - Excuse me, excuse me. 760 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:14,062 What-? Oh my god. Wow. 761 00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:16,456 - I mean- - MOLLY: Look at that. 762 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,719 Thank you. Thank you, Molls. 763 00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:20,416 Aww. 764 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:21,722 Alright. 765 00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:31,340 Okay. Alright. She just loves art. You know? 766 00:32:31,471 --> 00:32:32,907 Yeah, yeah. 767 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,040 - Yummy. - God. 768 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,042 Tim, I mean this is phenomenal. 769 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,782 Really phenomenal. 770 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,523 How did you get the-? 771 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,177 Well, for your face, 772 00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,745 I actually used one of your old wedding photos. 773 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,790 I had to age it up just a little bit. 774 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,141 - Just a little bit. - Okay. 775 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:52,231 And then for you body, I used that guy. 776 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,930 - How are you doing? - Oh, man. 777 00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:59,151 Yeah. He's pretty proud of himself. 778 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:02,110 It is so good. Oh, he's so talented. 779 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:04,069 He does baby portraits too. 780 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,636 You have to do our's. 781 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,203 Okay, okay. 782 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:11,815 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yes. 783 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,034 Thank you. 784 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,864 So you must really love dogs. 785 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,302 Um, actually I'm allergic. 786 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,435 You know, people just send me pictures of their dogs 787 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,003 and then I paint them. 788 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,266 But you must like them a little bit, right? 789 00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:29,485 I don't. I can't stand them. 790 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,922 They slobber. They crap on the floor. 791 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,794 They eat your shoes. 792 00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:37,450 But people love dogs, so easy money. 793 00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:40,409 I don't understand what's going on. 794 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:44,718 We were just very friendly and then who the hell is this guy? 795 00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:46,328 Yeah, so what he's got a handsome face 796 00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:49,288 and perfect hair and considerable talent? 797 00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:50,419 Oh god. 798 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,595 Oh okay, alright. 799 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,033 You know what would make a good impression? 800 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,209 A Jeff Goldblum standee. 801 00:33:57,339 --> 00:34:01,343 She loves him. You will be like her hero. 802 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:03,606 Yeah, but right now, all I have is some of the Dodgers. 803 00:34:03,737 --> 00:34:05,782 And an old Batman. 804 00:34:05,913 --> 00:34:07,915 To the Batomobile then. 805 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:10,483 I'll be back. 806 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:12,746 That was the terminator. 807 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,617 Oh my god, I'm losing it, Amandine. I'm losing it. 808 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:15,662 Go find it, go find it. 809 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,533 Okay. I'm coming right back. 810 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,189 Okay, so what about babies? 811 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:24,018 I can't stand babies. 812 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:25,628 I'm sorry, I can't stand them. 813 00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:28,675 Babies are-babies are stupid. 814 00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:30,590 I mean, you ever tried to have a conversation with a baby? 815 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,505 It's remarkably one-sided. 816 00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:35,073 Well, they're babies, so they can't even talk. 817 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:37,814 Because babies are stupid. 818 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,686 So, you don't like babies or dogs? 819 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,949 Or surfing. I hate surfing. 820 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,255 Well, how do you make art about something 821 00:34:43,385 --> 00:34:44,430 you don't even like? 822 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:46,606 That's why they call us starving artists. 823 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,086 Speaking of which, there's the food. 824 00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,217 Excuse me. 825 00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,133 Okay, we got a problem. 826 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,048 MJ got feelings. 827 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,789 - What do you mean feelings? - Like, feelings feelings. 828 00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:58,008 You need to bounce off before he gets back, okay? 829 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,272 Well, I'm thinking of bouncing right now. 830 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,143 Absolutely not. No. 831 00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,058 One D down. Two more Ds to go. 832 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:05,146 I can't do this. 833 00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:06,756 Yes, you can. 834 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:09,368 The goal is to be a hoe. 835 00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:11,239 Mom. 836 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,328 Hoe now, mom later. There's a through line. 837 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:14,547 Okay. 838 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,555 You weren't kidding about the starving artist. 839 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:24,209 It's Pavlovian. 840 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,428 All these art openings always have amazing spreads, 841 00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:28,126 and if I keep my mouth filled with food, 842 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:29,779 people think they're rude if they come up to me 843 00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:33,000 and ask me "What were you trying to say with this piece?" 844 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,176 Just give you the money and leave you alone, right? 845 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:36,569 You wanna be my agent? 846 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:41,182 Oh, here we go. Yeah. 847 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:44,054 I'm sure she's perfectly nice, 848 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:47,362 but I get hit on by that type all the time. 849 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:50,887 What's your type? 850 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:55,153 Oh, unbearable self-involved assholes. Know any? 851 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,894 Okay, you're right. I should apologize to her. 852 00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,200 I'm sorry. I'm a little salty. 853 00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,334 My ex recently got in touch with me 854 00:36:02,464 --> 00:36:03,552 and called me a sell-out 855 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:07,034 because I painted a mural for YouTube. 856 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,297 One mural, okay? 857 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,995 Diego Rivera did his best work for Rockefeller. 858 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:13,301 Commissioned mural. 859 00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:15,825 The Sistine Chapel was a commissioned mural. 860 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:18,045 Commerce and art. Corporate art. 861 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,221 What's the big deal? Now-now my ex is going out 862 00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,875 with some 50-year-old. 863 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:24,965 He's 50. He designs food courts at malls, okay? 864 00:36:25,095 --> 00:36:26,358 - I'm a sell out? - Oh, fuck off. 865 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:29,404 I'm sorry. I haven't had the pleasure. 866 00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:31,014 And you're not going to. 867 00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:32,886 All the men here have younger wives. 868 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,235 Look. 869 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,195 Our hosts, your patrons, seven years apart. 870 00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:38,892 - Well, he looks old. - He has no hair. 871 00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:41,982 Preggo and Deer in Headlights, more like ten years. 872 00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:43,636 Silver fox and Kim Kardashian. 873 00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:46,639 And especially Surf and Turf. 874 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:48,728 Why do you think that is? 875 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,601 All women are gold diggers? 876 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:55,474 Supply and demand. 877 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:58,999 There's not much demand for aging aimless artist. 878 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:01,567 But you two have fun. 879 00:37:04,396 --> 00:37:06,311 I think I'm in love. 880 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:09,139 You look kind of cute when you get your ass handed to you. 881 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,793 - Thank you. - Yeah. 882 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,100 Hey Tim, I love it. 883 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,494 Thank you so much, again. 884 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,147 Although, I'm gonna have to hide it in my office 885 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:20,150 so Molly doesn't get sad every time I take my shirt off. 886 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:23,197 Thank you. I was trying to convey the feeling of freedom. 887 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,155 Oh, yeah. 888 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,810 Yes, sounds like somebody surfs. 889 00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,247 Not as much as I'd like to. 890 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:30,683 Heard that, my man. Yeah, when I'm out there, man- 891 00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:33,773 Shh, you talk too much. 892 00:37:33,903 --> 00:37:35,340 Stop talking. 893 00:37:35,470 --> 00:37:37,037 I didn't really say anything. 894 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,908 Oh, Tim. 895 00:37:39,039 --> 00:37:41,650 You have to show Jaclyn all of your art. 896 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,478 We have so many of his pieces. 897 00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:44,566 We have a lot. 898 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:46,307 They're basically my Borgias. 899 00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,091 You're so funny. 900 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:49,702 He's so funny. 901 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:51,617 And good looking, huh? 902 00:37:51,747 --> 00:37:53,358 Sure, yeah, hmm-mm. 903 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:56,752 Yeah, why don't you go on the gallery walk upstairs? 904 00:37:56,883 --> 00:37:58,145 No, I thought nobody was allowed upstairs. 905 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,016 No, special people are allowed upstairs. 906 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,889 Go, go, go, go. 907 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,326 Got it, yeah. I'll show you upstairs. 908 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:06,588 Okay. 909 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:09,722 Okay, what? I don't- 910 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:11,506 You what? 911 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:12,725 What? 912 00:38:12,855 --> 00:38:15,684 I do. You don't. I do. 913 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,513 Do you wanna go have a glass of water? 914 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:20,167 There's a dog. 915 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,473 Another dog. 916 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:24,911 Dog. 917 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:28,871 Dog. Baby, baby, baby, baby. There's a good one this way. 918 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,967 And a life study. 919 00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:40,143 That's Molly. 920 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,059 I'm not at liberty to say. 921 00:38:47,499 --> 00:38:51,372 Ah, well, I-it's lovely. 922 00:38:51,503 --> 00:38:54,810 You know, the use of your brush strokes 923 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,943 and colors. 924 00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,206 Please, please, please stop. 925 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,122 Can we please not talk about my work? 926 00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:06,126 Okay. Let's, huh... Let's talk about you. 927 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,304 That sounds even worse. How about we talk about you? 928 00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,352 How about-how about we don't talk? 929 00:39:16,136 --> 00:39:17,180 Okay. 930 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:20,749 Yes. 931 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,534 Yeah. I love this. 932 00:39:22,664 --> 00:39:24,405 I love this. Stop, stop. 933 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:27,495 I love this. I love all of your features. 934 00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:29,323 All of it. And when you speak, 935 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:31,369 you speak with so much expression. 936 00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:33,849 This here. This. 937 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,329 I wanna paint you. 938 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,548 Okay. 939 00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,073 Okay. 940 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:41,553 Oh, yeah. 941 00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:44,599 It's so refreshing to be with an older woman. 942 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,515 Just past all this baby bullshit. 943 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:48,777 You know? 944 00:39:48,908 --> 00:39:50,779 And all these fucking gold diggers. 945 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,781 I only wanna be with older women 946 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:55,262 who are post menopausal. 947 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,829 How old do you think I am? 948 00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:00,223 I wasn't talking about you. 949 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:10,451 Yes, you have a bush. 950 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:13,411 You have actual pubic hair. 951 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,761 You have actual pubic hair. 952 00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,374 I've been working with these life study models. 953 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:21,767 And they're all completely shaved. 954 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,116 They look like barbie dolls. 955 00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:24,944 It's perverse. You know, they look like little girls. 956 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:26,815 Who wants to make love with little girls? 957 00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,034 Hopefully nobody. 958 00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:29,775 - Exactly. - Yeah. 959 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,777 All these women mutilating their bodies 960 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,648 to live up to some imagined standard 961 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,476 the patriarchy has set for them. 962 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,524 Why do women have to be perfect little C-cups 963 00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:41,047 and be completely shaved, you know? 964 00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:42,396 They don't, they don't know? 965 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,137 Let it grow. Let it go wild. 966 00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:48,054 Let it go untamed. Get in my mouth, wild long pussy hair. 967 00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:49,403 Or maybe just-I mean 968 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:51,840 I think I prefer just a little trimmed. 969 00:40:51,971 --> 00:40:54,582 No, you're wrong. Let it go. 970 00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,454 Live in your skin. 971 00:40:56,584 --> 00:41:00,370 All the years that you've lived, all of that hair, 972 00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:02,808 all of your blemishes, 973 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:05,941 all of these sunspots, these liver spots 974 00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:08,509 all of them. All of these age spots. 975 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,076 All of these herpes scars here. 976 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:11,599 All of these wrinkles. 977 00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:14,123 Wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle. Wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle. 978 00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:17,649 It's your imperfections that make you perfect. 979 00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,479 Nope, can't do it. 980 00:41:22,915 --> 00:41:24,873 What do you want me to say here? 981 00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:27,006 Honestly, nothing. 982 00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:29,878 Because everything that comes out of your mouth 983 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,577 is just drying me up. 984 00:41:32,707 --> 00:41:33,969 I'm trying to compliment you here. 985 00:41:35,405 --> 00:41:37,103 And that's what you landed on? 986 00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:39,018 I'm not trying to be a dick. 987 00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:41,586 Oh, well then, it must just come naturally. 988 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:44,763 Hey, hey. 989 00:41:46,199 --> 00:41:48,157 I'm just trying to do you a solid. 990 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:49,724 A what? 991 00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:51,987 Molly told me that you needed to fuck the pain away 992 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:53,162 and so do I. 993 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,122 We're the same. You said it. 994 00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:59,299 I think the best idea is for us to let our bodies 995 00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:00,474 do the talking. 996 00:42:01,736 --> 00:42:03,782 - Ouch! - I think the best idea 997 00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,784 is for you to never ever touch me again. 998 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,487 My painting hand. 999 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:16,142 There she is, there she is. 1000 00:42:16,272 --> 00:42:17,752 Hello, how was it? 1001 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,667 I want the dets. I want the dirty, dirty dets. 1002 00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:20,886 That was fast. 1003 00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:22,627 That didn't happen. 1004 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:25,586 No. Why didn't you do Tim? 1005 00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:28,328 Maybe I would've if he didn't treat me like a pity fuck. 1006 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,851 You're supposed to find me nice guys. 1007 00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:31,374 So, I can have nice babies. 1008 00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:33,725 Well, you meant also cute and artistic 1009 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,553 and funny and smart. 1010 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,556 I got four out of five ain't bad. 1011 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:40,688 And look, you're gonna love my guy. 1012 00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:43,648 I don't know. I think I'm good, you guys. 1013 00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,171 No, you're not good. 1014 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:47,129 I know you don't want to roll the dice with MJ. 1015 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,217 It's just one person. 1016 00:42:48,348 --> 00:42:49,567 And it's MJ. 1017 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:54,615 Okay, fine. But he has got to go. 1018 00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:56,965 No, I can't kick out Tim. 1019 00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,924 Yes you can. It's your house. 1020 00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:01,100 But do I have to? 1021 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:04,320 Yes, you do. Sisters before misters. 1022 00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:07,149 That's easy for you to say. You don't have a mister. 1023 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,542 - She's right. - Thank you. 1024 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:11,240 Sisters before misters. That's what we always say. 1025 00:43:11,371 --> 00:43:13,895 - We do. - Oh, but poor Tim. Oh. 1026 00:43:14,026 --> 00:43:16,550 - Poor Tim? - Poor tiny Tim. 1027 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:19,335 Wait, is he tiny? Or is he big? 1028 00:43:19,466 --> 00:43:20,815 Or is he little? I don't wanna know. 1029 00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,600 Because I don't want anybody- I do wanna know. 1030 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:24,427 But I don't wanna know. But I do wanna- 1031 00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:28,127 It's like killing me. It's tearing me apart. 1032 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:31,043 Stress is the future, right? Choking the present. 1033 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,655 - Okay. - What you guys all need 1034 00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:36,091 is more time on the ocean. 1035 00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:37,658 - Ah, yes. - You know. 1036 00:43:37,789 --> 00:43:40,487 Wow, wow, wow. Thank you. 1037 00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:47,015 So, I heard it didn't go well. 1038 00:43:47,146 --> 00:43:50,671 So, you should probably leave so it's not weird. 1039 00:43:50,802 --> 00:43:53,543 Because I don't want it to be weird for Geoff. 1040 00:43:53,674 --> 00:43:54,719 I should leave? No, no, no. 1041 00:43:54,849 --> 00:43:56,677 I'm friends with both of you. 1042 00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:58,287 She's the one who should leave. She should leave. 1043 00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,812 That's not gonna happen, Tim. 1044 00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,770 But it's okay. But it's okay that you go. 1045 00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:05,120 Because you know well, we love you. 1046 00:44:05,251 --> 00:44:07,732 And you know what? It's always okay. You should go. 1047 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,995 No, no, no. Maybe-maybe I don't wanna- 1048 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:11,649 Maybe I don't wanna go. 1049 00:44:11,779 --> 00:44:13,651 What is that? 1050 00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:17,350 That was so much fun. Oh my gosh, do it again. 1051 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,178 No, no. Okay, just one little spin. 1052 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:21,310 - See that's nice. - Just hold on a second. Jacklyn? 1053 00:44:21,441 --> 00:44:22,964 - No. - On land, you guys are CEOs. 1054 00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:25,097 - Idiot. - But out there in the ocean, 1055 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:27,229 - I'm chairman of my board. - Oh nice. 1056 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,276 What an ass hat. Not you. 1057 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:32,539 Yeah, no shit. 1058 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,410 Hey, what about you? 1059 00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,760 You got anything on your horizons 1060 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,326 I should have my radar on? 1061 00:44:39,024 --> 00:44:41,026 - Geoff? - Huh? Oh, no. 1062 00:44:41,156 --> 00:44:42,375 No, nothing special. 1063 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:44,594 You know, it's a bunch of stupid pitches. 1064 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,510 It's like Uber for kitty cats. 1065 00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:51,123 It's like Door dash from my ass. I don't know. 1066 00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:59,261 Oh, I'm sorry. 1067 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:00,959 No, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please. 1068 00:45:01,089 --> 00:45:02,961 Please don't go, please don't go. 1069 00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:06,616 Just buying myself another hour of smiling stupidly. 1070 00:45:08,009 --> 00:45:09,097 You want a hit? 1071 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,926 No, I'm good. Thanks. 1072 00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:15,103 You hook up with the asshole? I mean, artist? 1073 00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:16,931 No, I didn't. 1074 00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:18,280 I'm not judging. 1075 00:45:18,411 --> 00:45:20,108 No, seriously, I didn't. 1076 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,067 What about the guy with the glasses? 1077 00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,590 Was it that obvious? 1078 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,724 I didn't see anything. 1079 00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:30,075 You're um-you're with the surfer guy. 1080 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:33,469 Yeap. But I'm pretty much here alone. 1081 00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:35,950 The second we get around his friends 1082 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:37,822 it's like I don't even exist. 1083 00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:40,041 I thought an older guy'd be past all that bullshit. 1084 00:45:40,172 --> 00:45:42,478 That's when they summit Mt. Bullshit. 1085 00:45:42,609 --> 00:45:44,002 - I know. - Yeah. 1086 00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:45,220 - Right? - Yeah. 1087 00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,570 But it's so different for us. 1088 00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:49,485 Like, I wanna have kids. 1089 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,358 It's not like we're in our 20s. 1090 00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:55,187 I mean I'm probably a skosh older than you. 1091 00:45:56,797 --> 00:46:00,061 This is gonna sound crazy, but I work with horses 1092 00:46:00,192 --> 00:46:02,716 and we start breeding our marriage when they're 5 1093 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:05,153 and put them out to pasture when they're 15. 1094 00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:07,329 Which is what in human years? 1095 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:09,244 - 35. - 35. 1096 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:11,072 - I'm 31. - Yeah. 1097 00:46:11,203 --> 00:46:12,378 I mean if he's not serious 1098 00:46:12,682 --> 00:46:14,989 am I gonna have to get started on another guy? 1099 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,251 God. 1100 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,428 You know what? 1101 00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:22,170 Fuck it. Fuck it. 1102 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:25,217 We wait for everything in our lives. 1103 00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:27,393 We have to wait for them to ask us to prom. 1104 00:46:27,523 --> 00:46:29,874 We wait for them to ask us to marry them. 1105 00:46:30,004 --> 00:46:32,006 We have to wait until they're ready to have kids. 1106 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:34,226 Well, I am done waiting. 1107 00:46:34,356 --> 00:46:37,533 I am done waiting for permission to live my fucking life. 1108 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:38,970 Yeah. 1109 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,449 You know what? 1110 00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:41,624 - Fuck him. - Yeah. 1111 00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:43,322 Fuck this party, I'm out of here. 1112 00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:45,585 - Hi. Is this thing on? - Hi, hello. 1113 00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,848 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 1114 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:51,330 -Is it your birthday? 1115 00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:52,461 Yeah. 1116 00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:55,464 Ah, happy birthday. 1117 00:46:55,595 --> 00:46:58,772 Okay. One of you bozos got me a stripper? 1118 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,905 Come on Geoff, you know I'm not that fool. 1119 00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:03,211 Holy shit, that is a shirtless chef. 1120 00:47:03,342 --> 00:47:04,822 Wait-wait, who that? 1121 00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:06,127 Who is that? 1122 00:47:06,258 --> 00:47:07,955 He does online cooking videos. 1123 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:09,914 Shirtless. 1124 00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:11,654 As in zero shirt. 1125 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:13,134 I'ma subscribe. 1126 00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:14,266 Yeah. 1127 00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,310 You're welcome. 1128 00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:19,053 You wouldn't happen to be Jaclyn? 1129 00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:20,185 Would you? 1130 00:47:20,315 --> 00:47:21,447 I would. 1131 00:47:21,577 --> 00:47:23,710 Ah, pleasure to meet you. 1132 00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:28,323 Oh, pleasure is all mine. 1133 00:47:28,454 --> 00:47:31,283 Amandine has told me so many fascinating 1134 00:47:31,413 --> 00:47:32,545 tidbits about you. 1135 00:47:35,461 --> 00:47:37,855 It's a little hot in here. 1136 00:47:37,985 --> 00:47:39,421 I don't know why I'm wearing this anymore. 1137 00:47:39,552 --> 00:47:40,814 Ah, oh look, raddish. 1138 00:47:43,121 --> 00:47:44,731 Hey, can I steal- 1139 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:45,950 Okay. 1140 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,257 Can I steal Jaclyn for a second? 1141 00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:50,606 - Maybe later. - No. 1142 00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:52,130 It will just take a minute. 1143 00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:54,393 I don't-Geoff, I- 1144 00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:57,700 I'll be- 1145 00:47:57,831 --> 00:47:59,398 I heard you quit working for Jen Anishton. 1146 00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:05,273 Yeah. I mean it's not totally confirmed yet, but yeah. 1147 00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:07,319 Okay, well, do you have anything lined up? 1148 00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:11,062 Not yet. Just kind of going around 1149 00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,020 trying to figure out where I want to land. 1150 00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:15,196 Uh-huh. Well, that's perfect. 1151 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:18,069 Because I have a friend who just started a non-profit 1152 00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:20,462 that supports educational programs for girls 1153 00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:21,637 in third world countries. 1154 00:48:21,768 --> 00:48:22,769 I know. 1155 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,031 That's great. Well, listen. 1156 00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:25,903 Why don't you give them my contact, and I- 1157 00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:27,339 Okay, Meera. 1158 00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:29,994 Yeah. Hey, I want you to meet somebody. 1159 00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:31,952 This is... this is Jaclyn McGinley. 1160 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,433 - Hi. - She just left her position 1161 00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:37,305 as the Director of Jen Aniston's foundation. 1162 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,134 What? 1163 00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:41,701 Now, you guys talk. 1164 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,660 - Jen Anishton? - Yeah. 1165 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:46,662 You know, I'm a huge fan. 1166 00:48:46,793 --> 00:48:48,882 I was just at her benefit at the Getty last month. 1167 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:50,275 Well did you-Did you do that? 1168 00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:51,711 - I did, yeah. - You did. 1169 00:48:51,841 --> 00:48:53,626 Oh my goodness. This is fate. 1170 00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:54,670 Yes. Yes it is. 1171 00:48:54,801 --> 00:48:56,455 Because, let me tell you. 1172 00:48:56,585 --> 00:48:59,023 I was at the grocery store yesterday, 1173 00:48:59,153 --> 00:49:00,372 and I was checking out the tabloids. 1174 00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:02,330 I don't usually check out the tabloids. 1175 00:49:02,461 --> 00:49:04,158 But I just happen to see Jen. 1176 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,421 And they were talking about how she's childless. 1177 00:49:06,552 --> 00:49:08,902 And I went home to Kahlil and I told him, 1178 00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:10,730 "Why doesn't she just adopt?" 1179 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:13,994 You know? And then I meet you here tonight. 1180 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,387 So why doesn't she adopt? 1181 00:49:16,736 --> 00:49:18,216 Oh, I don't- 1182 00:49:18,346 --> 00:49:19,652 We don't really talk about that. 1183 00:49:19,782 --> 00:49:21,306 Well, would you? 1184 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:24,483 Would you? Because adoption is just such a blessling. 1185 00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,181 Yeah. I mean, we adopted four of our six. 1186 00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:28,791 One from Mozambique, one from Peru, 1187 00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,706 one from Russia and one from China. 1188 00:49:30,837 --> 00:49:32,926 All you need is Australian, and you got a continental set. 1189 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,797 Oh my god, you're funny. 1190 00:49:34,928 --> 00:49:35,929 Isn't she? 1191 00:49:37,148 --> 00:49:39,367 She is very funny. 1192 00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:41,630 Girl, you hungry? We got some more cheese that came out. 1193 00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:44,590 Oh, you know, I'm lactose intolerant, so. 1194 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,854 - I bet you are. - Yeah. So- 1195 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,335 But I was saying is that, 1196 00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:51,684 you know, motherhood is just a blessing. 1197 00:49:51,814 --> 00:49:53,120 No matter how you do it. 1198 00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:56,819 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 1199 00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:59,431 Do you feel any difference in the bond 1200 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:02,695 between your adopted children and the biological children? 1201 00:50:02,825 --> 00:50:04,349 Not the first time someone's asked me that. 1202 00:50:05,698 --> 00:50:07,091 Let me be just completely honest. 1203 00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:10,094 With my first two, I thought that, you know, 1204 00:50:10,224 --> 00:50:12,966 I don't know if I could love another the way I did them, 1205 00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:16,883 but when I saw Donya's face, I just- 1206 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,668 I knew she was my child. I don't know. 1207 00:50:19,799 --> 00:50:22,541 Love is not really a zero-sum game, you know? 1208 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:24,934 Wow, that is 1209 00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:26,632 so sweet I wanna kill myself. 1210 00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,243 - Oh my god. - Butter fingers. 1211 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:32,507 Hurry now. Ah, ah. This way. 1212 00:50:33,769 --> 00:50:34,814 Let's go faster. 1213 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,817 Must go faster. 1214 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:47,218 Sorry, I thought the situation called for bit of a 1215 00:50:47,348 --> 00:50:48,523 diversion. 1216 00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:49,829 Yeah, thank you. 1217 00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:51,222 Of course. 1218 00:50:51,352 --> 00:50:54,268 So, you work in the not-for-profit space. 1219 00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,661 I admire that. 1220 00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:59,273 Very satisfying. 1221 00:51:00,579 --> 00:51:01,971 Are you doing that on purpose? 1222 00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:05,323 I'm sorry, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. 1223 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,977 The talking like Jeff Goldblum thing. 1224 00:51:10,850 --> 00:51:14,288 Well, I certainly hope I can measure up. 1225 00:51:14,419 --> 00:51:16,725 Oh, I think you're even better 1226 00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:18,727 than the real thing, truly. 1227 00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:21,469 So, you're an actor? 1228 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:24,037 Do you have anything against actors? 1229 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,821 No, no, no. No. 1230 00:51:25,952 --> 00:51:28,389 I think that's great. You know? 1231 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,653 You're sensitive and artistic. 1232 00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:34,613 Is that why 1233 00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:38,269 you're so muscly? 1234 00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:41,185 Oh, this is my instrument. 1235 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:44,536 It is Stradivarius. 1236 00:51:48,801 --> 00:51:50,194 - A Stradivarius is- - I know. 1237 00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,456 The kind of guitar 1238 00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:52,718 Jimi Hendrix played. 1239 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:58,550 So, what have I seen you in? 1240 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,683 Well, I got cast in an episode of Flash. 1241 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,816 But I wore mask so you can't really tell it was me. 1242 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:05,644 I bet you were great. 1243 00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:07,341 The fight choreographer thought so. Yeah. 1244 00:52:08,951 --> 00:52:11,389 I mean, it's not easy being a Latino actor. 1245 00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:12,607 The Goldblum thing helps out. 1246 00:52:12,868 --> 00:52:15,306 I get to go out for hot nerdy types now. 1247 00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:16,959 I like hot nerdy types. 1248 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:19,005 Yeah, it's better than type-cast as a gang banger. 1249 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:20,833 I go like "What's up?" 1250 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:22,313 You know what would be a dream role? 1251 00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:23,879 Playing Goldblum's kid. 1252 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:26,926 Like, in a Jurassic sequel or West Anderson movie. 1253 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,755 Like, the son he never knew. 1254 00:52:29,885 --> 00:52:31,017 And I can play against type. 1255 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,714 I can play someone stupid, like- 1256 00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:34,107 I want you to fuck me, stupid? 1257 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:36,718 Oh, wait. 1258 00:52:36,849 --> 00:52:38,851 You mean like, you want me to fuck you COMMA stupid, 1259 00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:39,852 like, you think I'm dumb? 1260 00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:43,203 I want you to fuck my brains out. 1261 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:45,162 Oh, I see. 1262 00:52:56,303 --> 00:52:57,391 You are hot, oh my god. 1263 00:52:57,522 --> 00:52:58,784 You're hot. 1264 00:53:01,047 --> 00:53:04,572 Which brings me to WFTs. Right? 1265 00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:06,531 Weed fungible tokens. 1266 00:53:06,661 --> 00:53:09,098 Kind of like an NFT that you can smoke, okay? 1267 00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:11,057 But it's also on the blockchain. 1268 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:14,582 Every ounce of weed you buy or every preroll you buy- 1269 00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:16,062 Okay. 1270 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,672 This guy's out of here, now. It's cool, it's cool. 1271 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:18,760 You know, some people aren't into weed. 1272 00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:20,153 - It's totally cool. - Yeah. 1273 00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:21,633 So, it is a weed product. 1274 00:53:21,763 --> 00:53:23,896 You get it from the-it's data? 1275 00:53:24,026 --> 00:53:25,593 You do order it on data. 1276 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:27,900 I'm sorry, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 1277 00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:29,293 Absolutely cool. 1278 00:53:30,903 --> 00:53:34,080 Hey dodo bird, what the heck are you doing here? 1279 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:35,560 I forgot Nermie. 1280 00:53:35,690 --> 00:53:38,737 Oh, rats! 1281 00:53:38,867 --> 00:53:40,652 Well, where's nana? 1282 00:53:40,782 --> 00:53:42,436 She's in the car waiting. 1283 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:44,569 Oh, is she? Oh, yeah. 1284 00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:45,439 There she is. 1285 00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:47,615 Hey, 1286 00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:50,009 you know it's my birthday, right? 1287 00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:52,881 And I get whatever I want on my birthday, 1288 00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:54,013 that's the rule. 1289 00:53:54,143 --> 00:53:56,581 So, what I want 1290 00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,714 is for you to get in there 1291 00:53:59,845 --> 00:54:02,674 and eat all of your left-over Easter candy, 1292 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,154 every single thing. 1293 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:06,939 Get in there! Gobble it up. 1294 00:54:10,116 --> 00:54:13,206 You can have a goodnight. You bitch. 1295 00:54:15,121 --> 00:54:16,905 Hey, Sophie. Hey, girl, what are you doing? 1296 00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:19,647 Hi, string bean. Hi. 1297 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:21,780 You're supposed to be at your grandma's house. 1298 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:23,434 I forgot Nermie. 1299 00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:25,392 - Okay. - Alright, go on up and get it. 1300 00:54:25,523 --> 00:54:26,959 Or maybe not, 1301 00:54:27,089 --> 00:54:29,614 because when I will be awake passing my bedtime, 1302 00:54:29,744 --> 00:54:33,444 I will turn into a zombie, tripping over things. 1303 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:35,533 So maybe your mommy should go up. 1304 00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:37,317 No, she can go get it. 1305 00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:39,841 No, she can't. Um-umm. 1306 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:44,890 Oh. Okay, alright. 1307 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,370 Mommy will be right back. 1308 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,980 I love you so much. Okay. 1309 00:54:51,026 --> 00:54:52,027 How's your night? 1310 00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:53,768 - Good. - Yeah. 1311 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,833 Oh my god, what are you doing? 1312 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,051 I'm not even here. 1313 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:22,710 I'm sorry, but it sounded like 1314 00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:24,669 you had a really good moment. 1315 00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:26,888 Oh my god, Molly, get out. 1316 00:55:27,019 --> 00:55:28,281 Come on. 1317 00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:30,501 I mean it's not like you haven't heard me have sex 1318 00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,024 lots of times. 1319 00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:34,156 We were roommates in college and I used to have sex 1320 00:55:34,287 --> 00:55:36,855 all the time in the bedroom. 1321 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:37,943 But she was sleeping. 1322 00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:39,205 I wasn't sleeping. 1323 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,033 Oh, see? So that's okay. 1324 00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:43,905 Okay, okay, I'm gone. I'm not even here. 1325 00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:46,995 No, you guys, take your time. I just needed this. 1326 00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,954 Right look, I can't even see you. 1327 00:55:50,259 --> 00:55:53,350 Okay, strip the beds when you're done. 1328 00:55:58,224 --> 00:56:00,226 Is that good for you? 1329 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,532 Oh my god, yeah. 1330 00:56:01,662 --> 00:56:03,882 I mean, I think the last 10 seconds, 1331 00:56:04,012 --> 00:56:07,320 that was the best sex I've ever had. 1332 00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:08,321 Ever. 1333 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,018 Thank you. 1334 00:56:10,149 --> 00:56:12,630 Look, I know I'm not the real Goldblum, 1335 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,460 but I really hope I made your wish come true. 1336 00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:18,462 You have no idea. 1337 00:56:22,074 --> 00:56:24,076 This is so unfair. 1338 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:26,774 You're hell of smart, you do charity work, 1339 00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:29,603 and you are smoking hot, 1340 00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:32,171 especially for someone with stage 4 lymphoma. 1341 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,480 - What? - It's okay. Amandine told me. 1342 00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:39,439 And honestly, thank you. 1343 00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:42,007 As an actor, I don't have a ton of money 1344 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:44,662 and I can't give nearly as much as I'd like to charity. 1345 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,098 I always thought of Goldblum thing 1346 00:56:46,228 --> 00:56:48,056 as a gimmick for parties. 1347 00:56:48,187 --> 00:56:51,538 But knowing that my skills could bring you 1348 00:56:51,669 --> 00:56:53,845 joy in the end, 1349 00:56:53,975 --> 00:56:56,630 I just-I'm deeply honored. 1350 00:56:56,761 --> 00:56:57,849 Yeah. 1351 00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:04,595 I hate to sound pity with everything you're going through 1352 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,553 but you don't have any STDs, do you? 1353 00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:10,339 No. 1354 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,124 Normally, I would use a condom. 1355 00:57:12,254 --> 00:57:14,256 But seeing as how you're Mormon and only have a week to live, 1356 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:15,867 I thought I could take the risk. 1357 00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:20,088 Are you strong enough to get up on your own? 1358 00:57:20,219 --> 00:57:21,655 You need help? 1359 00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:24,179 I got it, thank you. Yeah. 1360 00:57:24,310 --> 00:57:25,920 I'm just gonna take a minute. 1361 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:28,749 You rest. 1362 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:29,924 Okay. 1363 00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:37,845 Now I hate surfing. 1364 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,675 Oh boy. 1365 00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:47,594 Hi, happy birthday. 1366 00:57:47,725 --> 00:57:49,204 - Welcome, thank you. - Thank you. 1367 00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:50,336 Thank you for having me. 1368 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,121 Oh, thank you. 1369 00:57:53,252 --> 00:57:55,080 Is Armin-is Armin still here? 1370 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:56,690 Is Armin here? Yeah, yeah, of course. 1371 00:57:56,821 --> 00:57:58,736 And he's, you know, had a couple. 1372 00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:00,520 Okay, should I go, or-? 1373 00:58:00,651 --> 00:58:02,609 No! No, no, no. Of course, not. 1374 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:04,481 No, god. You drove all the way here. 1375 00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:06,091 I mean, please, make yourself at home. 1376 00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:07,658 Have something to eat, have a drink. 1377 00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,398 - It's so good to see you. - Oh my goodness, you too. 1378 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,618 - Happy birthday. We'll talk. - Alright. Alright. 1379 00:58:13,359 --> 00:58:14,491 Dude, is that- 1380 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:16,014 Hey, I'm so sorry. 1381 00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:17,276 Oh fuck, not her. 1382 00:58:17,406 --> 00:58:19,060 I know, I know. 1383 00:58:19,191 --> 00:58:21,585 Molly mentioned it, I couldn't uninvite her. Do you want me to 1384 00:58:21,715 --> 00:58:23,238 - ask her to go? - No, no. 1385 00:58:23,369 --> 00:58:24,979 That makes me look like I can't handle it. 1386 00:58:25,110 --> 00:58:26,677 And you know, that's how the terrorists win. 1387 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:27,765 So, no. 1388 00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,550 Can you believe how fat she got? 1389 00:58:30,681 --> 00:58:32,857 Yikes. 1390 00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:34,641 Oh buddy, that's not fat. 1391 00:58:36,774 --> 00:58:38,340 - She's fucking pregnant? - Yeah, I'm so sorry. 1392 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:39,690 I didn't know how to tell you that. 1393 00:58:41,039 --> 00:58:42,431 No, it's fine, it's fine. 1394 00:58:42,562 --> 00:58:43,911 You know what? I'm gonna go say hi to her. 1395 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:45,043 No, don't say hi. 1396 00:58:46,653 --> 00:58:50,309 Why would you say hi? Don't say hi. 1397 00:58:50,439 --> 00:58:51,658 Kegels are key. 1398 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,181 - Oh, yeah. - Just keep doing that. 1399 00:58:53,312 --> 00:58:57,142 Joyce, hey. Fancy seeing you here. 1400 00:58:57,272 --> 00:58:58,709 Yeah, well, they're my friends too. 1401 00:58:58,839 --> 00:59:01,450 Yeah, because of me. 1402 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:04,323 Are we really gonna do this at your best friend's party? 1403 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:06,891 See, you said it. My best friend. So. 1404 00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:09,676 Do you want me to leave? 1405 00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:12,505 Oh, now you care about what I want. Hmm. 1406 00:59:13,941 --> 00:59:15,900 No, you know what? I'm sorry. 1407 00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:20,208 It's fine. We're grown ups. And congratulations. 1408 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:22,559 I am very happy for you and you look beautiful. 1409 00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:24,909 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1410 00:59:25,039 --> 00:59:26,432 I appreciate that. 1411 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:28,042 I feel bloated and disgusting but- 1412 00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:31,306 No, it suits you. The, huh, pregnancy. 1413 00:59:31,437 --> 00:59:35,441 Not the-How is Peter doing? 1414 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,834 You don't really want to know that, do you? 1415 00:59:36,964 --> 00:59:39,445 Not at all. I just hope you're happy. 1416 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:42,404 - I'm very happy. - Good. Good, good, good. 1417 00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:43,580 Yeah. 1418 00:59:48,846 --> 00:59:49,890 Yeah. 1419 00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:50,978 Great to see you. 1420 00:59:52,197 --> 00:59:53,677 - Cool. - Yeah. 1421 00:59:56,897 --> 00:59:58,290 Make a wish? 1422 00:59:58,420 --> 00:59:59,987 Is that what I am to you? A charity case? 1423 01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:01,467 He was already on my original list 1424 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,990 because of the Goldblum thing. 1425 01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:05,384 But he just got cast in a play 1426 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:06,733 and he was supposed to perform tonight. 1427 01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:08,822 I had to think of a life-or-death reason 1428 01:00:08,953 --> 01:00:11,346 to get him to skip it. So- 1429 01:00:11,477 --> 01:00:12,609 - Cancer? - That was the only way 1430 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:15,350 I could get him to agree to go raw dog. 1431 01:00:15,481 --> 01:00:17,962 Dead girls don't need condoms. 1432 01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:19,441 But Mormon? 1433 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:21,269 Oh, that, you know that kind of just slipped out. 1434 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,925 - Hey. - Hi. 1435 01:00:25,056 --> 01:00:27,493 You see that pregnant woman over there? 1436 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,451 The one on the right. That's my ex. 1437 01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:31,628 And I'm about to say something or do something 1438 01:00:31,758 --> 01:00:33,630 that will get me excommunicated or in prison. 1439 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,894 So, you know, could you distract me or something? 1440 01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:39,810 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1441 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:41,768 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 1442 01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:44,641 Okay. 1443 01:00:46,904 --> 01:00:47,818 What's this from? 1444 01:00:47,948 --> 01:00:50,472 Oh. Knee replacement. 1445 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:53,432 Warranty ran out a couple of years ago. So- 1446 01:00:53,562 --> 01:00:56,174 Oh, I can give you a good referral for your mom's hip. 1447 01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:58,872 My guy is like, the best in the biz. So- 1448 01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:00,352 Oh yeah, great. Thank you. 1449 01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:01,788 Yeah. 1450 01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:04,312 I think scars are pretty sexy. 1451 01:01:04,443 --> 01:01:05,357 - Oh really? - Yeah. 1452 01:01:05,487 --> 01:01:06,750 Well, I do have another one. 1453 01:01:07,011 --> 01:01:09,013 Yeah, right here where Joyce ripped out my heart 1454 01:01:09,143 --> 01:01:10,275 with her bare hands. Do you wanna see it? 1455 01:01:10,405 --> 01:01:11,885 - Wow, Joyce? - Yeah. 1456 01:01:12,016 --> 01:01:14,322 Oh, well, you know, 1457 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:15,802 it's a terrible name for a villain. 1458 01:01:15,933 --> 01:01:17,848 - Yeah, it really is. - Yeah. 1459 01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:21,590 It's even got joy in it. How can I be mad at that? 1460 01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:23,680 I walked in on mine getting a BJ. 1461 01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:28,336 Blowjobs are overrated. 1462 01:01:28,467 --> 01:01:30,164 You're just saying that to me to feel better. 1463 01:01:30,295 --> 01:01:33,472 Yeah, I am. 100%, blowjobs are awesome. 1464 01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:35,909 You know, they had the nerve to send me a Christmas card. 1465 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:37,345 - What? - Yeah. 1466 01:01:37,563 --> 01:01:39,173 So, I drew a dick on her face and sent it back. 1467 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,307 Nice. 1468 01:01:47,965 --> 01:01:49,401 See that in there? 1469 01:01:49,531 --> 01:01:51,316 Those are my friends. 1470 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:55,537 And she had her friends. I just don't get it, 1471 01:01:55,668 --> 01:01:58,540 why does she think she needs mine? You know? 1472 01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:01,761 I know it's pathetic, but like, fuck, come on! 1473 01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,850 No, no, I totally get it. 1474 01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:06,418 I ran into my ex with his beautiful new wife 1475 01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:07,811 and their baby. 1476 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:09,247 The baby that he didn't want to have with me. 1477 01:02:09,377 --> 01:02:11,162 At my garden shop. 1478 01:02:11,292 --> 01:02:13,120 Did you shove him into a cactus? 1479 01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:14,948 I mean, that would have been my go-to move just right in there. 1480 01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:15,993 - No, but I should have. - Yeah, you should have. 1481 01:02:16,123 --> 01:02:17,908 Yeah. 1482 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:21,781 You know, my mom got divorced at the age of 44. 1483 01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:25,698 And I can honestly say I don't think she's ever had sex since. 1484 01:02:27,308 --> 01:02:29,006 I think she's hanging out in the wrong retirement homes. 1485 01:02:29,136 --> 01:02:30,181 - Yeah? - I really do. 1486 01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:37,754 Thing is I don't feel any different than I did 1487 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:39,277 when I was 25. 1488 01:02:39,407 --> 01:02:41,932 Yeah, same. It's crazy. 1489 01:02:42,062 --> 01:02:43,760 I went to see this band last week, 1490 01:02:43,890 --> 01:02:45,500 and I swear to you, 1491 01:02:45,631 --> 01:02:49,374 I raised the average age of that room by at least 10 years. 1492 01:02:49,504 --> 01:02:51,028 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1493 01:02:51,158 --> 01:02:54,727 And I caught the eye of this woman and I smiled at her, 1494 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,294 and she looked me like I was a pedophile. 1495 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:57,948 Okay, but in her defense- 1496 01:02:58,078 --> 01:02:59,210 - What? - You just- 1497 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:02,866 wait, guys at clubs are creepy. 1498 01:03:02,996 --> 01:03:06,043 They are. I mean, I go dancing and I swear 1499 01:03:06,173 --> 01:03:08,132 every single guy in there is looking at me like I'm in heat. 1500 01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:12,876 Why can't a girl just look fly and go dancing, you know? 1501 01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:14,138 I hate to break it to you but 1502 01:03:14,268 --> 01:03:16,967 dancing has always been about sex. 1503 01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:18,229 Yeah. I mean, I saw this National Geographic video. 1504 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:19,491 Are you flirting with me? 1505 01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:23,408 Anyway, I saw this video of this 1506 01:03:23,538 --> 01:03:24,801 crazy little red and yellow birds 1507 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,759 and they're doing like, this mating ritual, 1508 01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:28,369 and I swear to you, it looked exactly 1509 01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,457 like the Hammertime move. 1510 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:31,808 No idea what you're talking about. 1511 01:03:33,287 --> 01:03:36,334 MC Hammer? Hammertime? Can't touch this? 1512 01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:38,640 I don't know. Can you show me? I mean is it hard? 1513 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:40,251 - Serious? - Yeah. 1514 01:03:40,381 --> 01:03:41,295 - I mean yeah. - What does it look like? 1515 01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:42,427 - I don't know. - I'll show you. 1516 01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:45,082 - Okay. - Are you ready? 1517 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:46,866 Uh-huh. - So, it's like-it's like. 1518 01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:53,655 That is-that is something else. 1519 01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:58,269 I mean, I would definitely swipe right. 1520 01:03:58,399 --> 01:03:59,313 - Yeah? - Yeah, I would swipe right 1521 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:00,793 if I were a bird. 1522 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:02,839 Oh okay! Good, good to know. 1523 01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:15,242 Can I ask you something? 1524 01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:19,377 And it's 100% okay if you say no, obviously. 1525 01:04:19,507 --> 01:04:21,379 Yeah. 1526 01:04:21,509 --> 01:04:25,035 Can I kiss you? I just really wanna kiss you. 1527 01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:30,344 I'm not supposed to. 1528 01:04:31,824 --> 01:04:34,566 Oh, okay. Why? 1529 01:04:37,047 --> 01:04:39,397 Because Molly is my best friend and Geoff is your best friend. 1530 01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:41,703 And if it didn't work out between us 1531 01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:43,575 then that would be awkward for them. 1532 01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:45,403 Right, yeah. Absolutely. 1533 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:48,536 And, you know, then who would invite us to this- 1534 01:05:04,857 --> 01:05:05,814 I was just thinking, 1535 01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:08,382 I mean, kissing doesn't 1536 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:11,516 - have to mean anything, right? - Totally. 1537 01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:13,561 We can just make out, just not be in a relationship. 1538 01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:14,867 Nope, yeah. 1539 01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,958 Can I ask you something? 1540 01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:22,135 And you can 100% say no. 1541 01:05:22,266 --> 01:05:23,354 Yeah. 1542 01:05:25,138 --> 01:05:26,357 Do you wanna go have sex? 1543 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:30,013 100% yes. Okay. 1544 01:05:50,163 --> 01:05:51,991 Hey, hey. 1545 01:05:52,122 --> 01:05:54,385 - Hi. - There you are. I love you. 1546 01:05:54,515 --> 01:05:56,343 I love you too. 1547 01:05:56,474 --> 01:05:58,476 - How are you feeling? - I feel hot. 1548 01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:01,653 I am so hot, right? 1549 01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,220 Are you hot? 1550 01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:04,482 - No. - Because I am certainly. 1551 01:06:04,612 --> 01:06:05,657 You are very hot. 1552 01:06:05,831 --> 01:06:07,964 You are very attractive human being. 1553 01:06:14,318 --> 01:06:16,146 Oh fuck. 1554 01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:17,451 Yeah. 1555 01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:21,325 If you want to have sex with my sister-in-law, 1556 01:06:21,455 --> 01:06:23,283 then you should do it because that's beautiful 1557 01:06:23,414 --> 01:06:26,243 and then we'll be real sisters forever. 1558 01:06:26,373 --> 01:06:27,548 Yeah. 1559 01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:28,723 Forever. 1560 01:06:34,381 --> 01:06:36,253 Oh god, this feels so wrong. 1561 01:06:36,383 --> 01:06:37,428 Do you want me to stop? 1562 01:06:37,558 --> 01:06:39,604 No. God, no, no, no. Keep going. 1563 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:41,345 Okay. 1564 01:06:41,475 --> 01:06:44,391 How about this? You sit down and I get you some water? 1565 01:06:44,522 --> 01:06:46,132 Okay. That sounds magic. 1566 01:06:46,263 --> 01:06:47,394 I bet it does. 1567 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,398 Listen how thirsty I am. 1568 01:06:52,878 --> 01:06:55,707 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's dry in there. 1569 01:06:55,837 --> 01:06:57,578 Okay, just-alright. 1570 01:06:57,709 --> 01:06:59,102 Because I'm so hot. 1571 01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:05,934 Oh god no, what are you doing? 1572 01:07:07,501 --> 01:07:10,461 Well, we didn't use protection so I pulled out. 1573 01:07:10,591 --> 01:07:12,550 But that's not what was supposed to happen. 1574 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:15,161 - What? - Oh god. Okay. 1575 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,164 I mean, that's okay. That's okay. 1576 01:07:20,471 --> 01:07:21,994 Oh, here, I'll- 1577 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:23,691 I'll do that. I don't want you- 1578 01:07:23,822 --> 01:07:24,605 I don't want you to do the dirty work. 1579 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:25,867 It's okay. I got it. 1580 01:07:25,998 --> 01:07:26,999 Okay. 1581 01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:29,523 Sorry about the-you know. 1582 01:07:29,654 --> 01:07:30,611 No, it's okay. 1583 01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:32,700 And that was amazing. 1584 01:07:32,831 --> 01:07:36,487 Yeah, that was amazing. It really was. 1585 01:07:36,617 --> 01:07:38,489 Yeah. So- 1586 01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:43,885 I'll just see you out there. 1587 01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:45,191 Alright. 1588 01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:53,069 Shit. 1589 01:07:57,073 --> 01:07:58,117 Hey Siri, 1590 01:07:59,553 --> 01:08:01,773 how long does sperm last outside the body? 1591 01:08:17,267 --> 01:08:19,704 No, no, no, no. This is wrong. No, no, no. 1592 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:37,852 Okay, alright. 1593 01:08:39,811 --> 01:08:41,117 Hurry, hurry, hurry. 1594 01:08:45,338 --> 01:08:47,035 Hurry, hurry, come on. 1595 01:08:48,298 --> 01:08:49,603 I don't want it to get on my dress. 1596 01:08:49,908 --> 01:08:52,563 Please, I can feel it going down my back. Eww. Please. 1597 01:08:52,693 --> 01:08:54,086 Alright. Hold still. 1598 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:55,392 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. 1599 01:08:55,522 --> 01:08:56,654 - Make sure you get it all. - Yeah, I am. 1600 01:08:56,784 --> 01:08:58,395 Some kind of got to the crack. Alright. 1601 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,659 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1602 01:09:01,789 --> 01:09:03,095 So, you know, you can't pay me enough 1603 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,705 - to do the second part. - No, no, no. 1604 01:09:04,836 --> 01:09:05,837 No, no, no. I know, I know. 1605 01:09:05,967 --> 01:09:07,708 Okay. 1606 01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:08,753 - Hey Junior. - Hey. 1607 01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:10,015 Why are you in such a good mood? 1608 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:12,365 Oh, I'm just hanging. I'm partying. 1609 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:18,066 What's up? 1610 01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:19,242 Hey, man. 1611 01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:23,594 You sneaking around Jaclyn too? 1612 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:25,465 What? 1613 01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:27,424 She's quite the slippery mix, that one. 1614 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:29,774 Okay. 1615 01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:32,429 Oh shit. 1616 01:09:36,215 --> 01:09:37,956 Hey, do you know where Geoff is? 1617 01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:39,784 I love this party. 1618 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,745 - Hi. - Hey. 1619 01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:46,791 - Hello. - There's the birthday boy. 1620 01:09:46,921 --> 01:09:50,186 - Yeah. - Get in the pool. Get inside me. 1621 01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:52,275 Sweetie, why don't you get out of the pool, huh? 1622 01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:54,102 No, no, no, no. 1623 01:09:54,233 --> 01:09:57,541 You come in the pool because guess what it is? 1624 01:09:57,671 --> 01:10:00,457 It's later. 1625 01:10:00,587 --> 01:10:03,503 Get in your birthday suit you birthday boy. 1626 01:10:03,634 --> 01:10:06,463 And come on. This whole pool feels like sex. 1627 01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:12,033 I don't think now is the best later, okay? 1628 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,863 Fine. Then just go back inside. 1629 01:10:15,994 --> 01:10:17,387 No, I mean-Look, 1630 01:10:17,691 --> 01:10:19,911 you know I'm totally down for the later thing, the plan. 1631 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,043 - Just now is- - MOLLY: It was a moment. 1632 01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:25,395 And it was gonna be beautiful and perfect. 1633 01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:27,179 But you ruined it. 1634 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:29,834 And so, I guess we'll just keep 1635 01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:31,923 never ever having sex. 1636 01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:33,751 Ever, ever, ever, ever. 1637 01:10:33,881 --> 01:10:36,667 And then one day we'll have sex and it will be like, 1638 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,756 - "We have to throw a parade." - I'm gonna go get Jacyln. 1639 01:10:38,886 --> 01:10:41,193 Yay, we had sex. 1640 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:45,023 So, you and Armin. 1641 01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:46,894 What am I gonna tell Molly? 1642 01:10:47,025 --> 01:10:49,288 Girl, I told Geoff I wasn't flirting with his sister 1643 01:10:49,419 --> 01:10:52,770 which is a promise I don't intend on keeping. Okay? 1644 01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:54,206 You're the best. 1645 01:10:57,470 --> 01:11:00,343 I'm here for moral support. 1646 01:11:00,473 --> 01:11:03,694 Okay well, thank you. 1647 01:11:03,824 --> 01:11:05,565 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 1648 01:11:08,873 --> 01:11:12,224 - Hey guys, have you seen Jackie? - No? Alright. 1649 01:11:12,355 --> 01:11:13,530 Hey, have you seen Jackie? 1650 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,619 You gotta be kidding me. You too? 1651 01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:19,144 You know, you have a beautiful wife. 1652 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,667 You should take care of her. 1653 01:11:20,798 --> 01:11:22,626 Or someone else will. 1654 01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:24,584 Okay, okay. 1655 01:11:24,715 --> 01:11:27,544 Listen to me you flea market Picasso. 1656 01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:30,634 Your next words, I would choose them very carefully. 1657 01:11:30,764 --> 01:11:31,939 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 1658 01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:35,421 Or what? Oh! He made me spill my drink. 1659 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:37,815 I think you should leave, huh? 1660 01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:39,033 I would prefer not to. 1661 01:11:40,252 --> 01:11:41,514 I don't give a fuck. 1662 01:11:46,084 --> 01:11:47,738 Occupied! 1663 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:50,610 Oh shit. I was just doing crunches. 1664 01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:52,308 What do you mean occupied? 1665 01:11:58,270 --> 01:12:01,186 I'm sorry, Geoff. I- 1666 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,406 I need you to get Molly out of the pool 1667 01:12:03,536 --> 01:12:07,105 where she's swimming in her under things. 1668 01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:08,585 Okay, absolutely. 1669 01:12:08,715 --> 01:12:11,065 - Okay? - Geoff, does this mean 1670 01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:12,719 I'm not invited to Thanksgiving? 1671 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:15,853 Get her out of the pool! God! 1672 01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:25,602 - Hey. - Hey. 1673 01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:27,125 Hi. Hi. 1674 01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:30,041 Just-I just have to go help Molly. 1675 01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:33,436 Oh, and let's just keep that 1676 01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:34,741 to ourselves, yeah? 1677 01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:36,177 Yeah, yeah. Definitely. 1678 01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:37,527 On the down low. 1679 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:39,616 The QT. Totally. 1680 01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:43,837 Then again, it's like we're not in junior high. Right? 1681 01:12:43,968 --> 01:12:45,970 We don't need Geoff and Molly's permission to 1682 01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:48,320 I don't know, say, go to a concert. 1683 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:52,063 I'm on the board at StubHub and I can get us primo seats. 1684 01:12:52,193 --> 01:12:54,021 What do you say? 1685 01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:55,196 Yeah I mean, yeah. That could happen. 1686 01:12:55,327 --> 01:12:57,721 Yeah, okay, cool. Got you a glass. 1687 01:12:57,851 --> 01:12:59,505 No, no. 1688 01:12:59,636 --> 01:13:01,072 You've heard of NFTs, right? 1689 01:13:01,202 --> 01:13:03,422 This is weed fungible tokens. It's an investment. 1690 01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:08,558 Hey. 1691 01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:12,605 Geoff won't have sex with me. 1692 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:17,784 I don't think his birthday party is the best time to do it. 1693 01:13:17,915 --> 01:13:19,264 You know? 1694 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,571 We barely even have sex anymore ever. 1695 01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,834 Honey, you guys have been married a long time. 1696 01:13:25,183 --> 01:13:27,141 You know, at the end for Todd and I, 1697 01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:30,101 we had sex maybe like, 1698 01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:31,798 twice a month. 1699 01:13:31,929 --> 01:13:34,018 Yeah, but you were unhappy. 1700 01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,149 When we started dating, 1701 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,413 we had sex two times a night. 1702 01:13:37,543 --> 01:13:40,503 We just recently went on a romantic spa getaway 1703 01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:42,418 and we had sex one time 1704 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:44,594 in three nights. 1705 01:13:44,724 --> 01:13:46,117 Maybe men slow down as they age. 1706 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:49,642 No, that's what I wanted. 1707 01:13:49,773 --> 01:13:51,252 That's not me. 1708 01:13:53,211 --> 01:13:56,432 Well, this definitely is you. 1709 01:13:56,562 --> 01:13:58,564 I mean, this reminds me of some of the fun times we had 1710 01:13:58,695 --> 01:13:59,870 in senior year. 1711 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,699 Right? Because I used to be fun. 1712 01:14:02,829 --> 01:14:04,962 Like, I was fun, right? 1713 01:14:05,092 --> 01:14:08,008 But I'm not any fun anymore. 1714 01:14:08,139 --> 01:14:08,966 - Yes, you are. - I'm not. 1715 01:14:09,096 --> 01:14:10,402 I'm not even a fun mom. 1716 01:14:10,533 --> 01:14:12,099 I thought I'd be a cool mom. But I'm not. 1717 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,319 I yell. I yell at my kids. 1718 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:15,625 I do it, I do. 1719 01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:16,843 Everybody does. 1720 01:14:18,323 --> 01:14:19,759 Come here, come here. 1721 01:14:21,892 --> 01:14:23,763 I almost had sex with Tim. 1722 01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:24,982 What? 1723 01:14:25,112 --> 01:14:26,113 I really wanted to. 1724 01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:28,551 Molly, he's the worst. 1725 01:14:28,681 --> 01:14:30,596 And it's your fault that I didn't do it. 1726 01:14:30,727 --> 01:14:32,642 I just was thinking about you and Todd, 1727 01:14:32,772 --> 01:14:34,731 and I didn't want to break my marriage. 1728 01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:36,123 I love Geoff. I love him. 1729 01:14:36,254 --> 01:14:37,734 He's a good man. 1730 01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:42,869 I'm so bored. I'm like, so, so bored. 1731 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,829 And I just-I hate my new friends. 1732 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:49,136 Because I-No, no, no. I don't-I don't hate them. 1733 01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:51,095 I just- 1734 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:53,924 I do hate me when I'm with them. 1735 01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:56,622 I fucking hate all of it. 1736 01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:58,929 Like, I hate dance try outs. 1737 01:14:59,059 --> 01:15:01,061 And I hate room moms. 1738 01:15:01,192 --> 01:15:04,325 "Oh, please upload a photos of your sweet little angels 1739 01:15:04,456 --> 01:15:06,632 into the Shutterfly site." 1740 01:15:06,763 --> 01:15:08,286 Why didn't you upload any photos? 1741 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:09,940 You forgot to upload the photos. 1742 01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:11,245 Could you just do that please? 1743 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,030 "Could you please do that?" 1744 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,422 Jackie, don't be a mom. 1745 01:15:17,991 --> 01:15:20,603 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. 1746 01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:23,519 But you won't be fun anymore because I'm not fun anymore. 1747 01:15:23,649 --> 01:15:25,433 And I'm never gonna see you. 1748 01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:28,219 When do you even see me? I'm like your best friend. 1749 01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:31,265 Wait. Am I even your best friend anymore? 1750 01:15:31,396 --> 01:15:32,397 Of course, you are. 1751 01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,707 Molly, come on. Sisters before misters. 1752 01:15:37,837 --> 01:15:39,143 I love you. 1753 01:15:39,273 --> 01:15:40,492 I love you. 1754 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,413 Also, why am I in the pool? 1755 01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:50,546 I don't know. 1756 01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:52,809 Maybe I thought everybody would get in. 1757 01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:56,247 Yeah. Maybe it'll be a good idea for you to get out 1758 01:15:56,377 --> 01:15:57,770 and do the cake. 1759 01:15:57,901 --> 01:15:59,772 Oh no, the cake. 1760 01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:03,167 Oh no, it's Geoff's birthday. I ruined Geoff's birthday. 1761 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:06,213 No, no, no. I think I have you beat there. 1762 01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,737 It's true. 1763 01:16:09,216 --> 01:16:10,566 It's probably true. 1764 01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:11,654 Alright, okay. 1765 01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:12,524 You know, I love you. 1766 01:16:12,655 --> 01:16:14,482 I love you too. 1767 01:16:14,613 --> 01:16:17,094 Can I-Can I borrow you for a sec. 1768 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:18,574 I'm just helping Molly with the cake. 1769 01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:20,358 Yeah, it'll be great. 1770 01:16:20,488 --> 01:16:21,577 It's okay. 1771 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:23,187 I'll be right back. Okay. 1772 01:16:33,806 --> 01:16:37,114 Cake, frosting. I'm coming for you candles. 1773 01:16:38,550 --> 01:16:40,247 Joyce, hey. 1774 01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:43,773 I just wanted to introduce you to my girlfriend, Jaclyn. 1775 01:16:43,903 --> 01:16:46,732 Huh. How convenient. 1776 01:16:46,863 --> 01:16:48,604 It's a pleasure to meet you. 1777 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:50,780 How long have you two been together? 1778 01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:53,826 We're not actually "dating" dating. 1779 01:16:53,957 --> 01:16:56,046 Yeah, but it seems promising. 1780 01:16:56,176 --> 01:16:57,830 You know, just nice to be with someone 1781 01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,702 who doesn't play games. 1782 01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:03,575 Oh, yeah. I get that. I do adore games. 1783 01:17:03,706 --> 01:17:05,229 Probably because I enjoy the company 1784 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:06,752 - of other human beings. - A lot, yeah. 1785 01:17:06,883 --> 01:17:08,449 I shouldn't be in the middle. 1786 01:17:08,667 --> 01:17:10,713 Is everything alright over here? Are these people bothering you? 1787 01:17:10,843 --> 01:17:12,584 Who the fuck is this guy? 1788 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:14,325 - Uh, he- - Wait a minute. I know you. 1789 01:17:14,455 --> 01:17:15,935 Are you the shirtless chef? 1790 01:17:16,066 --> 01:17:17,502 Oh my god, I love your brined chicken breasts. 1791 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,851 They're so good. 1792 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,723 It's the smoked paprika and pineapple juice 1793 01:17:20,853 --> 01:17:22,333 that makes it boom. 1794 01:17:22,463 --> 01:17:23,769 Do you drink a lot of pineapple juice? 1795 01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:24,988 - Tons. - Ah, 1796 01:17:25,118 --> 01:17:26,206 it's got that sweet sauce? 1797 01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:27,947 Yeah, it's got that sweet sauce. 1798 01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:29,688 Okay, what is going on here? 1799 01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:32,778 Just talking to people at a party I was invited to. 1800 01:17:32,909 --> 01:17:33,866 So. 1801 01:17:35,476 --> 01:17:38,741 Hi, it's me MJ from the bathroom. 1802 01:17:38,871 --> 01:17:41,221 I know it's not Jeff Goldblum, but it is a dinosaur 1803 01:17:41,352 --> 01:17:44,181 and they're apex predators and you're the apex predator 1804 01:17:44,311 --> 01:17:45,617 of my heart. 1805 01:17:45,748 --> 01:17:47,706 Hey yo, before you leave, 1806 01:17:47,837 --> 01:17:49,360 we're gonna have a little survey. 1807 01:17:49,490 --> 01:17:52,755 Show hands who here has not had sex 1808 01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:54,278 with Jaclyn tonight. 1809 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,193 Show of hands please. 1810 01:17:56,323 --> 01:17:59,283 One, two, three, four, five. 1811 01:17:59,413 --> 01:18:00,850 It's more than I would have thought. 1812 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:02,939 Did you have a gang bang at my birthday party? 1813 01:18:03,069 --> 01:18:04,331 No. No. 1814 01:18:04,462 --> 01:18:06,856 Okay, whoa, you're slut shaming her. 1815 01:18:06,986 --> 01:18:08,684 No, it's truth telling. 1816 01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:10,816 She fucked four guys at my house. 1817 01:18:10,947 --> 01:18:13,601 Oh my god. When you went upstairs. 1818 01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,039 Please tell me that you did not have sex in my bed. 1819 01:18:16,169 --> 01:18:17,518 No, I didn't. 1820 01:18:17,649 --> 01:18:20,478 He is the only guy I didn't have sex with. 1821 01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:22,393 I buy that. Yeah. 1822 01:18:23,916 --> 01:18:27,006 Obviously, I mean, you're uninvited to Thanksgiving. 1823 01:18:27,137 --> 01:18:28,225 You know what? This guy? 1824 01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:30,053 Yeah, okay. I get it. 1825 01:18:30,183 --> 01:18:32,229 You had sex with the shirtless chef? Lucky. 1826 01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:35,406 And this one, yes, okay, I get it. 1827 01:18:38,235 --> 01:18:41,804 But him? Really? Him over me? You've gotta be kidding me. 1828 01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:43,240 I thought I was your wish come true. 1829 01:18:43,370 --> 01:18:44,371 You are. 1830 01:18:52,815 --> 01:18:53,946 Everybody singing. 1831 01:18:57,602 --> 01:18:58,603 What are you? 1832 01:19:03,173 --> 01:19:05,784 - What is the matter with you? - Honey, make a wish. 1833 01:19:05,915 --> 01:19:06,872 I love you. 1834 01:19:08,308 --> 01:19:09,483 I wish this night would fucking end. 1835 01:19:10,702 --> 01:19:11,790 It didn't. 1836 01:19:11,921 --> 01:19:13,096 That was pretty dark. 1837 01:19:13,226 --> 01:19:14,445 I should go. 1838 01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:16,186 No, no, you're not going anywhere. 1839 01:19:16,316 --> 01:19:18,014 Didn't it mean anything to you? 1840 01:19:18,144 --> 01:19:20,625 Of course it did. It was fun. 1841 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,627 Can't that be enough? 1842 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:25,543 But physical touch, that's my love language. 1843 01:19:25,673 --> 01:19:28,111 Well, acts of service are mine. 1844 01:19:28,241 --> 01:19:30,417 Jaclyn, I thought we had a connection. 1845 01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:32,985 We did. We do. 1846 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:36,467 You slept with Armin? But I asked you not to. 1847 01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:37,555 Why not me? 1848 01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:40,079 Wait, Molly. 1849 01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,777 Did you have something to do with this? 1850 01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:45,432 No. No, no, no. 1851 01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:48,218 She told me way before the party 1852 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:50,829 not to have sex with Armin. 1853 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:52,700 Okay, why not me? 1854 01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:54,224 This is like "The bachelorette." 1855 01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:55,703 Yeah, with fucking. 1856 01:19:55,834 --> 01:19:57,140 Oh, there's fucking on "The Bachelorette". 1857 01:19:57,531 --> 01:20:00,447 You guys, there is a really simple explanation for all this. 1858 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,537 Jaclyn has stage 4 lymphoma. 1859 01:20:03,668 --> 01:20:05,801 She's got a week to live. 1860 01:20:05,931 --> 01:20:06,976 So, she slept with a bunch of guys. 1861 01:20:07,106 --> 01:20:08,499 Who are we to judge? 1862 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:11,241 Wow, you look amazing for stage 4 cancer. You really do. 1863 01:20:11,371 --> 01:20:12,590 - Really hot. - Oh Jaclyn-jaan. 1864 01:20:12,764 --> 01:20:14,461 This is why you quit Jen Aniston's charity? 1865 01:20:14,592 --> 01:20:15,941 Wait, you know Jen Aniston? 1866 01:20:16,289 --> 01:20:17,813 Can you put in a good word for me before like-you know. 1867 01:20:17,943 --> 01:20:19,727 No, I'm not dying, okay? 1868 01:20:19,858 --> 01:20:21,686 And I didn't quit my job. 1869 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,949 And my mom didn't break her hip. 1870 01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:25,733 And I think that covers all the lies. 1871 01:20:25,864 --> 01:20:29,650 And I am really, really sorry if I hurt you guys. 1872 01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:34,438 I'm sorry, Geoff. I'm sorry if I ruined your birthday. 1873 01:20:34,568 --> 01:20:35,961 Apology accepted. I'll get the door. 1874 01:20:40,313 --> 01:20:41,619 We were just making 1875 01:20:41,924 --> 01:20:43,360 out in the closet. It's not a metaphor for anything. 1876 01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:46,102 You know, if anybody should be having sex, it's me. 1877 01:20:46,232 --> 01:20:47,930 It's my party. It's my party. 1878 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:49,409 Oh Geoffrey, grow up. 1879 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,889 Where are you going? 1880 01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:51,890 - The party's over. - What do you mean 1881 01:20:52,021 --> 01:20:53,674 the party's over? Oh. 1882 01:20:55,763 --> 01:20:57,635 Enjoy your walk of shame, slut. 1883 01:21:05,556 --> 01:21:07,906 I knew you'd come back for me. 1884 01:21:08,037 --> 01:21:11,605 Listen, you misogynistic untalented nut sack, 1885 01:21:11,736 --> 01:21:13,085 if I'm really such a slut, 1886 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:14,739 then why didn't I sleep with you? 1887 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,089 And also, fuck you for calling me a slut. 1888 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:20,223 I can sleep with whoever I want and however many people I want. 1889 01:21:20,353 --> 01:21:23,400 Just because you didn't get laid doesn't make me the bad guy. 1890 01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:26,620 And actually, it was deliberate choice not to sleep with you 1891 01:21:26,751 --> 01:21:30,015 because the very thought of a miniature you make me sick. 1892 01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:32,104 Wow, why would there be miniature me? 1893 01:21:35,499 --> 01:21:37,980 Because you were all selected 1894 01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:40,504 for a very special purpose. 1895 01:21:40,634 --> 01:21:42,462 I gotta say, it's beautiful. 1896 01:21:42,593 --> 01:21:44,856 Is this a Mormon thing? Like, you're sister wives? 1897 01:21:44,987 --> 01:21:46,466 Wait a minute. Is this a key party? 1898 01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:48,033 Oh my god, is this a coven? 1899 01:21:48,164 --> 01:21:50,296 Where the fuck are my- Never mind, I got it. 1900 01:21:50,427 --> 01:21:51,994 You told me the condom broke. 1901 01:21:52,124 --> 01:21:54,213 It did. It did technically. 1902 01:21:54,344 --> 01:21:55,954 You know, I just-I might have helped it a little bit. 1903 01:21:56,085 --> 01:21:59,436 Girl, this is deceivious. I like it. 1904 01:21:59,566 --> 01:22:01,133 She wants a baby. 1905 01:22:01,307 --> 01:22:04,789 So, one of you lucky guys is gonna be a baby daddy. Yay. 1906 01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:09,402 And who wants cake? 1907 01:22:09,533 --> 01:22:11,317 Well, at least I know it's not mine. 1908 01:22:11,448 --> 01:22:13,580 I pulled out. 1909 01:22:13,711 --> 01:22:15,104 Umm. 1910 01:22:15,234 --> 01:22:18,020 - How? - Life finds a way. 1911 01:22:18,150 --> 01:22:19,456 Okay, so which one was I? 1912 01:22:21,240 --> 01:22:23,764 Oh god, I after-I'm gonna be sick. 1913 01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:25,027 Yeah, I want a DNA test. 1914 01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:26,550 Yeah, I feel really used right now. 1915 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,117 Like, I'm losing money coming here. 1916 01:22:28,247 --> 01:22:29,814 I didn't eat carbs. 1917 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:32,773 Bottomline is, none of these men gave their consent. 1918 01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:34,427 What you did is fraud. 1919 01:22:34,645 --> 01:22:37,256 Well, it's only fraud If she tricked them into having sex. 1920 01:22:37,387 --> 01:22:40,085 I mean, look at her. I say they hit the jackpot. 1921 01:22:40,216 --> 01:22:41,391 Thank you. Stop fucking whining. 1922 01:22:41,521 --> 01:22:42,609 I know y'all wanted to get a piece of 1923 01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:44,655 Jackie's McGinley's Vaginley. 1924 01:22:44,785 --> 01:22:46,309 This was just supposed to be a one-time thing. 1925 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:48,311 I'm probably gonna plan B the whole thing anyway. 1926 01:22:48,441 --> 01:22:49,399 Oh, no, no. Don't do that. 1927 01:22:52,924 --> 01:22:55,187 Each and every one of you are good and decent men. 1928 01:22:55,318 --> 01:22:56,580 Except you. 1929 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,886 And I'm so sorry for lying. 1930 01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:02,194 But I had a really good time. 1931 01:23:02,325 --> 01:23:03,630 But if we met in real life, okay? 1932 01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:06,242 On a real date. Who would you pick? 1933 01:23:06,372 --> 01:23:09,854 Because if it were up to me, I would pick you in a heartbeat. 1934 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,813 Oh, that is really thoughtful 1935 01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:14,598 and amazing to hear. 1936 01:23:15,860 --> 01:23:18,297 Okay. Well, that settles it. 1937 01:23:18,428 --> 01:23:19,472 Oh my god. 1938 01:23:21,518 --> 01:23:22,780 - Get up, man. Get up. - Jaclyn, will you marry me? 1939 01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,434 - No. - I don't want our baby to 1940 01:23:24,564 --> 01:23:25,783 enter the world a bastard. 1941 01:23:25,913 --> 01:23:27,872 Yeah, that bastard could be my kid. 1942 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,308 Huh, let's hope not. 1943 01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:30,614 Points for creativity. 1944 01:23:30,744 --> 01:23:33,051 But legal or not, this plan is insane. 1945 01:23:33,182 --> 01:23:35,836 Yes, you're right. It is insane. 1946 01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:37,229 I didn't want to get pregnant this way. 1947 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,405 I really didn't. I would love 1948 01:23:39,536 --> 01:23:41,755 to have a baby with a loving husband. 1949 01:23:41,886 --> 01:23:44,628 And yes, I could adopt and I could go to a sperm bank. 1950 01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,847 But I want to know who the father is. 1951 01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:48,980 Because one day, I can look at my child 1952 01:23:49,111 --> 01:23:52,766 and I can say, "Your father was a kind and decent man." 1953 01:23:52,897 --> 01:23:54,768 And they don't have an app for that. 1954 01:23:54,899 --> 01:23:55,900 My god. 1955 01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:56,988 I came up with this crazy... 1956 01:23:57,119 --> 01:23:58,250 You think what I'm thinking? 1957 01:23:58,381 --> 01:23:59,643 I can get a prototype up in a month. 1958 01:23:59,773 --> 01:24:01,471 Selfish and a horrible person. 1959 01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:03,212 And I'm sorry. 1960 01:24:03,342 --> 01:24:06,867 I just wanted to have a baby of my own. If I still could. 1961 01:24:06,998 --> 01:24:10,088 I mean, god. When you put it like that, I just-it's- 1962 01:24:10,219 --> 01:24:11,481 Are you insane? 1963 01:24:11,611 --> 01:24:13,004 Are you insane? 1964 01:24:13,135 --> 01:24:14,614 Have you all people lost your minds? 1965 01:24:15,876 --> 01:24:18,618 This-this woman stole your sperm. 1966 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:22,318 She stole your sperm, man. 1967 01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:25,408 She stole your sperm. She stole your sperm. 1968 01:24:25,538 --> 01:24:26,583 She's a sperm burglar. 1969 01:24:26,713 --> 01:24:27,932 - What? - Yeah. 1970 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:29,194 You ask me, 1971 01:24:30,804 --> 01:24:33,416 your ex got off the crazy train 1972 01:24:33,546 --> 01:24:34,504 just in the nick of time. 1973 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:39,465 God dammit. 1974 01:24:39,596 --> 01:24:40,553 I wanted to do that. 1975 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:44,601 Oh my god. My water just broke. 1976 01:24:44,731 --> 01:24:45,776 - Oh no! - Is that all 1977 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:48,039 - coming from me? - Baby you're water boarding him. 1978 01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:50,911 - Oh my god. - It's in my mouth. 1979 01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:53,392 - Salty Brian. - I think that's gonna stain. 1980 01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:55,916 Oh my god. You have to take me to the hospital like, now. 1981 01:24:56,047 --> 01:24:58,441 Baby, I'm three tumblers deep into this scotch here. 1982 01:24:58,571 --> 01:24:59,833 Well, what are you gonna do, ding-dong? 1983 01:24:59,964 --> 01:25:02,009 I can take you. I can take you. I got this. 1984 01:25:07,841 --> 01:25:10,017 Isn't there a breathing thing you could be doing right now? 1985 01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:13,499 Yeah, right. Remember baby, 1986 01:25:13,630 --> 01:25:17,112 - hee-hee-hoooo, hee-hee-hoooo. - Okay, hee-hee-hoo. 1987 01:25:17,242 --> 01:25:20,811 Fuck you. I wanna push, it's coming. 1988 01:25:20,941 --> 01:25:22,508 No pushing in the car. 1989 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,206 Jaclyn, we're close, right? 1990 01:25:24,336 --> 01:25:26,164 Yeah, yeah. Minutes away, minutes away. 1991 01:25:26,295 --> 01:25:27,600 Oh look, look, put this here. 1992 01:25:27,731 --> 01:25:29,124 You can put that right under there. 1993 01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:30,734 Squeeze your legs together real tight. 1994 01:25:30,864 --> 01:25:32,344 Because it's real leather. 1995 01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,781 It's real leather. We paid for this nice leather. 1996 01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:42,876 Get out of the car. 1997 01:25:43,007 --> 01:25:45,314 Get out of the car. Get out of the car. 1998 01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:46,445 Get out of the car. 1999 01:25:49,448 --> 01:25:50,406 Wait, what's up? 2000 01:25:51,537 --> 01:25:54,105 My dad was a piece of shit who was never around. 2001 01:25:56,977 --> 01:25:59,763 You have to promise me you're not gonna be like that. 2002 01:25:59,893 --> 01:26:02,766 I'm never gonna leave you. Ever. 2003 01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,856 Okay? I know you're scared. 2004 01:26:05,986 --> 01:26:08,250 I'm scared too, but we're a team, okay? 2005 01:26:08,380 --> 01:26:10,382 It's you and me versus everybody. 2006 01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:11,470 - Okay. - Okay? 2007 01:26:11,601 --> 01:26:12,776 - Okay. - Okay? 2008 01:26:12,993 --> 01:26:14,386 - Yeah, yeah. - You ready to meet our daughter? 2009 01:26:14,517 --> 01:26:15,518 - Yes. - Come on. 2010 01:26:15,735 --> 01:26:17,476 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's do it. Let's go. 2011 01:26:17,607 --> 01:26:20,262 - Here's a wheelchair. - Oh god. 2012 01:26:20,392 --> 01:26:21,306 Easy. 2013 01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:25,702 Okay, now you can push. 2014 01:26:28,270 --> 01:26:31,229 Hee-hee-hoooo, hee-hee-hoooo. 2015 01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,665 Hee-hee-hooo. 2016 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:35,886 Crazy. 2017 01:26:38,323 --> 01:26:40,064 There isn't gonna be anyone there for me. 2018 01:26:41,413 --> 01:26:44,808 - No. - I'm gonna be all alone. 2019 01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:48,246 I've got no one by my side, no one to hold my hand. 2020 01:26:48,377 --> 01:26:50,292 Oh my god. What have I done? 2021 01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:51,728 I've just been- 2022 01:26:51,858 --> 01:26:54,121 I've just been so focused on getting pregnant 2023 01:26:54,252 --> 01:26:57,690 that I didn't even think about how I was gonna raise the kid. 2024 01:26:57,821 --> 01:27:01,738 I mean, why would I choose to be a single mom? 2025 01:27:01,868 --> 01:27:03,261 This is crazy. 2026 01:27:03,392 --> 01:27:04,784 This is something we should have thought about 2027 01:27:04,915 --> 01:27:06,656 like, three hours ago. 2028 01:27:06,786 --> 01:27:08,832 Hold up. I was raised by a single mother. 2029 01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:10,573 - And I'm the shit. - Yes. 2030 01:27:10,703 --> 01:27:13,010 I don't know that I'm gonna be a good mom. 2031 01:27:13,140 --> 01:27:15,186 Hey, I do. I know you're gonna be a good mom. 2032 01:27:15,317 --> 01:27:17,101 - Yes. - No, you don't know that. 2033 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,363 - I do. - No, you don't. 2034 01:27:18,494 --> 01:27:20,191 Forget about all the therapy 2035 01:27:20,322 --> 01:27:21,497 that the kid is going to have to have 2036 01:27:21,627 --> 01:27:24,326 after he finds out how I got pregnant. 2037 01:27:24,456 --> 01:27:26,545 I mean Goeff and I, we always saw it's a good day 2038 01:27:26,676 --> 01:27:29,722 if we only added 15 minutes to our kids' therapy. 2039 01:27:29,853 --> 01:27:31,724 Yeah, but you guys have each other. 2040 01:27:31,855 --> 01:27:35,380 I've just got myself. And I'm no picnic, guys. 2041 01:27:35,511 --> 01:27:38,383 You know that. I mean, what if I ruin this kid? 2042 01:27:38,514 --> 01:27:40,429 I won't let you. You need to tap out. 2043 01:27:40,559 --> 01:27:41,560 I'm there, boom. 2044 01:27:41,691 --> 01:27:42,866 Yeah, me too. 2045 01:27:42,996 --> 01:27:44,215 If you need to tap out, 2046 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,349 I'm totally gonna pay for a babysitter for you. 2047 01:27:49,742 --> 01:27:52,049 Y'all like the straight white sisters I never had. 2048 01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:53,572 Are you serious? 2049 01:27:55,618 --> 01:27:56,923 I love you guys so much. 2050 01:27:57,054 --> 01:27:58,664 I love you. 2051 01:27:58,795 --> 01:28:01,798 Ladies, this zone is for loading and unloading only. 2052 01:28:01,928 --> 01:28:03,060 - Okay, just a minute. - I'm gonna need you to 2053 01:28:03,452 --> 01:28:05,105 move your car or I'll have to impound your vehicle. 2054 01:28:09,545 --> 01:28:11,068 - Okay. - Okay. 2055 01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:12,678 Take me home 2056 01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:14,724 so I can give the birthday boy the ride of his life. 2057 01:28:14,854 --> 01:28:16,943 Because he has definitely earned it. 2058 01:28:17,074 --> 01:28:18,336 - Yes. - And I'm gonna go sit on 2059 01:28:18,467 --> 01:28:19,294 his sister's face because I've earned it. 2060 01:28:23,515 --> 01:28:24,777 - I love you guys. - I love you. 2061 01:28:24,908 --> 01:28:26,388 Thank you. 2062 01:28:26,518 --> 01:28:28,738 I mean and who knows this is even gonna work, right? 2063 01:28:28,868 --> 01:28:30,827 - What are the odds? - I mean... 2064 01:28:31,131 --> 01:28:32,437 It's just gonna be a little cold. 2065 01:28:32,568 --> 01:28:33,830 There you go. 2066 01:28:37,921 --> 01:28:39,923 - There's the heartbeat. - Oh my god. 2067 01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:43,143 Do you mind just holding still? Thank you. 2068 01:28:44,667 --> 01:28:45,711 Oh, hold on. 2069 01:28:47,017 --> 01:28:49,324 I think I see another. 2070 01:28:49,454 --> 01:28:50,542 What? 2071 01:28:50,673 --> 01:28:53,371 Okay, one. 2072 01:28:53,502 --> 01:28:56,374 There's two. 2073 01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,768 And yap, that's three. 2074 01:28:58,898 --> 01:29:01,292 Congratulations, you're having triplets. 2075 01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:02,641 What? 2076 01:29:04,730 --> 01:29:07,167 Yay, three babies. 2077 01:29:07,298 --> 01:29:09,953 Damn, you really are a sperm burglar. 2078 01:30:23,069 --> 01:30:25,463 Shirtless chef today, we're risking it to win a biscuit. 2079 01:30:25,594 --> 01:30:28,118 We're making a pinapple chicken breast brine. 2080 01:30:28,248 --> 01:30:29,902 Let's see how it turns out, we've never done this before. 2081 01:30:30,033 --> 01:30:31,077 Boom! 2082 01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:33,428 One pound organic chicken breast, 2083 01:30:33,558 --> 01:30:35,212 one cup pineapple juice, 2084 01:30:35,342 --> 01:30:38,476 table spoon of salt and mix it. 2085 01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:40,522 Mix garlic, 2086 01:30:40,652 --> 01:30:42,349 table spoon smoked peprica. 2087 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:44,047 Brine for two hours. 2088 01:30:45,657 --> 01:30:48,443 Stir both sides with a little avocado oil. 2089 01:30:48,573 --> 01:30:50,662 Bake at 450 for 20 to 25 minutes. 2090 01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:52,316 Work out while you wait. 2091 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,449 Boom! Boom! 2092 01:30:56,015 --> 01:30:58,409 Delicious. We just invented a new recipe. 2093 01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:00,542 Boom! That's shirtless kitchen baby. 2094 01:33:12,151 --> 01:33:13,239 What did I miss?148747

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