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Oh, Tina, look at you, girl.
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Yes, and look at you.
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Oh, oh-oh,
- look at my husband.
- Oh...
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Looking like
a chocolate snack.
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Ooh.
[chuckles]
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You better know it.
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What kind of snack am I?
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Ooh, uh,
you are looking like a...
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smoked gouda
on a Triscuit.
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Ooh!
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- You better know it.
- Yeah.
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- Mm.
- Oh, Dave, that's what you're
wearing to the concert?
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[laughs]
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Boy, white people get
to wear anything.
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Well, at least his toes
aren't out this time.
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Looking all long
and weird.
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- Hey-hey.
- TINA: Oh!
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There's our beautiful
mother-to-be.
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Sorry we're late.
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I was gonna wear
something else,
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but I grew out of it
as I was putting it on.
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Ooh, yes.
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Dave, you're not
getting dressed?
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Damn it!
I am dressed.
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Calvin, thank you so much
for getting us these tickets.
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We are huge
Toni Braxton fans.
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Ah, you're welcome.
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And just so you all know,
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this counts
as everybody's birthday
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and Christmas gift.
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[chuckles]
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Excuse me?
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Uh, not you, babe.
No... Oh.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Calvin, thank you so much
for getting Grover a ticket.
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You know, we played
Toni Braxton for him in utero.
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It is so perfect that this is
gonna be his first concert.
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He is so excited.
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Well, damn,
he doesn't look excited.
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He looks like
he's ready for bed.
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Grover, come on.
You're gonna love it.
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This is the music
you grew up on.
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I like her music.
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I just don't want to go
to my first concert
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with a-a-a bunch of old people.
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Who's he calling old?
Who the hell...?
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Okay, babe,
babe, babe, babe.
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Hey... you know what? No, I'll
give him a reason to go to bed.
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Now, Grover, go home and
put on a real pair of pants.
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Now.
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Oh...
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My Triscuit went
from gouda to pepper jack.
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Now, are you sure you're up
to going out like this?
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Oh, yeah. I want
to make the most
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of the last few weeks
before Daphne arrives.
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Yeah, and tonight is
about fun.
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No stressing about
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the massive, life-changing
event that's looming over us.
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I may miss a few
songs, though.
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This baby is breakdancing
on my bladder.
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Ooh, fear not.
I have mapped out
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every bathroom
in the arena.
Oh.
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Mm-hmm, and I packed a baggy
of that sliced ham
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that you go crazy for.
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Mmm, that's what
I'm talking about.
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Yeah, come on.
Give me some...
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He's got a pocket
full of ham,
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and I'm getting grief
about khakis?
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Marty, that is
so nice to see.
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I know you and Courtney
are just friends,
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but you're such
a good pregnancy partner.
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Just like I was.
Chip off the old block.
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Really? 'Cause that's not
how I remember the old block.
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Okay. Okay.
Are you comfortable?[grunting]
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I'm supposed
to make you comfortable.[groans]
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Do I look comfortable to you?
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And stop touching
my pillow!
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Mr. Butler, the baby's coming.
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He's crowning. Look.
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[huffing]
Uh, you-you know what?
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Uh, I'm good. I'm good.
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You, uh, you, you do that.
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I-I mean, you're the one
that went to medical school
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and everything.
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Calvin.
Calvin, Calvin, Calvin!
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Get the camera ready!
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[groaning]
Okay, okay.
All right, um...
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Okay. Uh, doctor,
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um, you... you think
while you're down there,
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you could, you could get
some footage for me?
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[Tina huffs faster]
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I'm kind of busy right now.
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Nurse, forceps?
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[crying]
All right. Okay.
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All right, I got it, baby.
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I got it.
- We gonna see it.
- Ooh!
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- We gonna see it.
- Calvin! Calvin!
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Here we go.
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Oh, Lord, that's a lot of blood.
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Oh, God.
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I'm going down.
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[screams]
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He wound up
with a concussion.
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And me and Malcolm got out
of the hospital before he did.
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Look, I was ready to go.
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But you know,
when you got good insurance,
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they want to milk it.
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As soon as I got out,
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I did all
of the fatherly duties.
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Fatherly duties?
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Mama said you ain't changed
a single diaper.
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I didn't change 'em,
I bought 'em.
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[phone chimes]
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[exclaims] Guys, I have
an announcement to make.
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As a thank you to Calvin
for getting us the tickets,
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I have hired a driver
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to take us to the show
in luxury.
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Well, all right!
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♪ ♪
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Trey?
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You hired Trey?
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I am supporting
a Black-owned business.
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[murmured agreements]
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Trey, where'd
you get this van?
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Is it even legal?
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Of course it is. I got it
from the police auction.
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Oh, God.
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This traffic is terrible.
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Not for us, baby.
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Look what the police
left in here.
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[siren wailing]
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Trey, I know
that ain't legal.
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People are getting
out of our way.
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Wait, so, uh,
so, Pop,
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you really passed out
when I was born?
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Calvin, come on.
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You have nothing to
be embarrassed about.
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You know, sometimes
we are just not
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our best selves
under pressure.
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God,
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I remember
when we were pregnant,
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we were exhausted.
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"We"?
What did you do?
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Oh, Dave was very,
very involved.
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Ooh...!
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What do you need?
Ice chips? Water?
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Let's just,
let's just breathe.
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Um, want me to sing?
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No.
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Twice was enough.
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[groaning]
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Ooh.
Honey, y-you look hot.
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Uh, let's mop that brow. Uh...
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Sponge!
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You don't get to say that.
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Must you fight me
on everything, Donna?
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I understand
- it's go-time in here.
- Ooh.
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Damn it, you know what?
I missed that.
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Do you mind taking
your entrance again
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and maybe saying something
like "It's showtime"?
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Dave. Stop it.
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Okay, honey, you look tense.
You know what?
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Let me put on
my special mix CD.
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Toni Braxton's
"Let It Flow."
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Am I right, Donna?
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[screaming]
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You doing okay?
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You want an epidural?
Last call.
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Yes.
Make it a double!
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[groaning]
Uh, Gemma.
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We agreed that we would
do this naturally.
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We changed our mind.
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[groaning]
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I-I hate to use
your words against you,
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but you did say,
"No matter what,
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don't let me get
an epidural."
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[pants] You're right,
you're right.
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I'm sorry.
Come here, honey.
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[growling]:
Give me the drugs!
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I want the drugs right now!
Do you hear me?!
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Get her the drugs!
Get her the drugs!
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Donna, get her the drugs!
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Check this out.
You can still see
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where Gemma dug her nails
into my neck.
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All the pain was worth it
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because we got our healthy,
happy baby boy.
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I hate my life.
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Well, he's healthy.
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Uh, Trey,
you can't go this way.
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It says "Do not enter."
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They just say that
so you don't enter.
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[thuds underneath][all exclaim]
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Were those traffic cones?
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I hope so.
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VIP entrance?
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Are you sure we're
supposed to park here?
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Look, I don't care
as long as we're close.
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These shoes are cute, but they
were not made for walking.
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DAVE:
Uh, excu-excuse me, Trey.
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Trey, uh...
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if you get a parking ticket,
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- that's on you, right?
- Oh, no,
that's totally on you.
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You should have
- read your contract.
- Well...
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Well, there wasn't a contract.
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Damn it.
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My bad.
Sign right here.
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- Oh, my God.
- You don't have
to sign that.
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The name of your company is
Ride with Your Boy?
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ I pull up
with the blick, blick ♪
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♪ I pull up,
make your clique flip ♪
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♪ I pull off in the whip ♪
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♪ And I skert Skert!
[laughs]
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♪ Skert ♪
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♪ Skert... Skert!
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Hey, man, Lil Side Baby's
killing it.
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You know, I just googled
Lil Side Baby.
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And it said he played Stevie
on Hannah Montana.
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What? No, that
is him. He did.
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Yeah. He-he won
a Kid's Choice Award for that.
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That must've been
before the face tattoos.
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LIL SIDE BABY:
Thank you, L.A. Good night.
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[all cheering]
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CALVIN:Lil Side Baby!
Yeah!
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Yes! Thank God.
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- Let's get some Toni!
- Whoo!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
CALVIN:
Hey.
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You guys get your merch?
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Yes, we did.
Toni Braxton T-shirts.
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And Dave just had to get
a Lil Side Baby cozy.
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Oh, yeah.
For my kombucha.[chuckles]
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Everybody loves
a cold booch.
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ANNOUNCER:
Who's ready for Toni Braxton?
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[whooping, cheering]
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[music playing]
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- Oh, my God!
- I know,
it's exciting, right?
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No.
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My water just broke.
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Oh, no, you can have mine.
Take mine.
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No, Marty.
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My water just broke.
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What now? Oh!
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Water broke!
- Water broke!
- What, what, what, what?
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Baby, you think she can
hold it for one song?
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I mean, these tickets
were kind of expensive.
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Calvin!
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I mean, you think
she could hold it?
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Mama![stammers]
Okay, come on,
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- come on.
- Let's move, people.
Move! Out of the way.
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♪ I pull up
with the blick, blick ♪
253
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,648
♪ Skert, skert ♪
254
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,258
Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey.♪ Skert. ♪
255
00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:08,259
Come on.
We got to go.
256
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,086
We got to go, man.
257
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,697
Oh. That was quick.
258
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:11,959
I'm still charging
y'all for four hours.
259
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:15,658
Come on. Courtney's water
just broke.
260
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,399
Aw, hell no.
261
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,966
Because y'all family,
262
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,358
I'm gonna give you a discount
on the cleaning fee.
263
00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:21,838
[grunting]
Oh!
264
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,536
Contraction... Okay,
265
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,799
let's get her to a hospital.
266
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,235
Sorry. We blocked in.
267
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,889
See that van right
in front of us?
268
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,412
That's Toni's, and
- she busy for a while.
- Aw...
269
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,328
Oh, Trey, I told you
we couldn't park here.
270
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,808
Guys, I'm trying
to call the doctor.
271
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,070
Does anybody have
a signal down here?
272
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,072
No.
No.
273
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,030
I cannot believe
this is happening.
274
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,076
You know what?
It-It's going to be fine.
275
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,295
I'm missing Toni Braxton.
276
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,254
I mean... can you hear that?
277
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:47,734
I'm pretty sure
that's the bass from
278
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,475
"He Wasn't Man Enough."
279
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,564
That's my jam.
280
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,742
Okay. Okay,
just calm down.
281
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,526
Okay? We have
plenty of time.
282
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,702
Yeah, yeah. Marty came early,
283
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,138
and it all went smoothly.
284
00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,749
You and I have
very different
285
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,664
definitions
of "smoothly."
286
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,668
I cannot believe
you are taking me
287
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,626
to the hospital
in a lowrider.
288
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,021
Look, baby,
I couldn't help it.
289
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,675
All right, I'd just finished
customizing this car
290
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,024
and I was test-driving it
when you beeped me.
291
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:20,157
[shouting]
292
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,158
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
293
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:23,378
Uh, Tina, Tina,
294
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,684
no shoes on the shag, baby.
295
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,337
What?
296
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,122
Calvin, I am
having a baby!
297
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,472
Okay, but can you hold it
till we get to the hospital?
298
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,474
What?
299
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,605
Ask me that one more time.
300
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,738
Ask me that
one more time!
301
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,001
[groaning]
302
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:41,004
Man, this windshield's
all foggy. Hold on.
303
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:44,007
[both shouting]
304
00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,400
Okay.
305
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,141
What is
happening?
306
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,577
I'm sorry.
I hit the switches.
307
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,883
[car horn honks]
308
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,232
MAN:
Yo, sweet ride.
309
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,712
[chuckles]
Hey, my man,
310
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,930
you like
what you see,
311
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,150
bring your car to
Calvin's Pit Stop.
312
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,891
Calvin!
313
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,284
- I'm having a baby.
- The baby's
got to eat.
314
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,373
Oh, my God! Oh!
315
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,766
Calvin! Calvin, Calvin,
316
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,681
I'm feeling
a lot of pressure.
317
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,639
Something's happening.
Something's happening.
318
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,250
Can-can you look?
Can you look?
319
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,775
Oh, look,
it's a head.
320
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,646
Oh, God.
321
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,996
I'm going down.
322
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,127
[shouting]
323
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,260
[car horns honking]
324
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,220
Does anyone have
a normal birth story?
325
00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,788
'Cause I'm starting
- to freak out here.
- Okay.
326
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,008
It was no big deal,
all right?
327
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,357
It was just
your head.
328
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,837
The rest of you
came out at the hospital.
329
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,450
You know, this is
taking forever.
330
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,799
Okay, Dave and Gemma,
can you find security
331
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:37,800
so we could get
these vans moved?
332
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,846
- Yeah, on it.
- Yeah, on it.
333
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,586
Okay, me and Malcolm
will go find an EMT.
334
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,587
I'm sure they're
all over the place.
335
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,328
Okay, right.
I'll go get nachos.
336
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,374
No.
337
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,593
Trey, you'll go find
the drivers for these vans
338
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:49,943
so that we can
get out of here.
339
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,336
Right, 'cause I bet
they up there by the nachos.
340
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,953
All right, guys,
we got a little bit of time,
341
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,737
so let's just breathe and relax.
342
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,391
Everything's gonna be just fine.
343
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,392
Thank you,
Mr. B.
344
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,610
[shouts]
[shouts]
345
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,264
All right.
346
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,224
[groans]
Huge contraction.
347
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,356
It's okay. It's okay.
Just breathe through it.
348
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:16,056
- Hee-hee-hoo, hee-hee-hoo.
- Hee-hee-hoo, hee-hee-hoo.
349
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,927
I-I thoughtyou said
350
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:18,841
your contractions
were still far apart.
351
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,451
They were,
352
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:21,713
but the baby
doesn't give a...
353
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,150
[shouts]
[shouts]
354
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,586
[screaming]
355
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,806
The baby's coming!
The baby's coming
right now!
356
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,546
Help!
Martin, come here.
357
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,375
What are you doing?
358
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:32,420
Come on, man.
You got this.
359
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,638
You know what to do.
360
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,292
No. No, I don't.
All they teach you
361
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,511
in the class
is "hee-hee-hoo."
362
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,817
COURTNEY:Okay,
363
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,732
this baby wants out.
364
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,780
Son, listen to me.
365
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,304
You got to step up
and face your fears,
366
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,002
or you'll regret it
forever like I do.
367
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:50,351
You do?
368
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,831
Of course I do.
369
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,354
Your mother
really needed me,
370
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,572
and I wasn't
there for her.
371
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,270
I mean,
I was, but
372
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,706
I was laid out
on the floor
373
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,794
or slumped against
the car window
374
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,752
while she had
to steer.
375
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,059
But you can be
better than me.
376
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,018
All right?
You can do this.
377
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:08,108
I know you can.
378
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,674
Isn't someone going
to tell me I can do this?
379
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,459
Oh, yeah, nobody
- doubting you, Courtney.
- Oh, yeah, you can do this...
380
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:12,460
Like, you know
you got it.
381
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,462
[all shouting]
382
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,116
Okay, we're gonna
need some towels.
383
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,682
All right.
384
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:18,945
Uh, we got nothing but, uh,
385
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,860
$300 worth of
Toni Braxton T-shirts.
386
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,078
Okay.
387
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,210
Oh, boy.
388
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,559
She is crowning.
389
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,865
CALVIN:
Okay.
390
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,344
Okay.
I'm going down.
391
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,694
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Marty, come on.
392
00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,783
Marty, stay with me, okay?
393
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,481
Breathe.
Hee-hee-hoo.
394
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,526
Hee-hee-hoo.
395
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,267
Skert, skert. Yeah.
396
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,312
Keep going, y'all.
397
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,705
Okay. All right,
you are doing great.
398
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,924
Let's push.
CALVIN:Okay.
399
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,144
- All right, here. Take my hand.
- Okay, okay.
400
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:45,319
- Okay, just hold my hand.
- Okay, okay.
401
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,190
Here we go.
402
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,365
[shouts]
403
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,846
Ooh! That's my ring finger.
404
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,457
[Courtney shouting]
405
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,416
I'm, like, starving.
406
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,113
Lil Side Baby ate up everything
in the greenroom.
407
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,158
Who does that?
408
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:03,293
Oh, my God. Toni Braxton!
409
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,947
[screaming]
410
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:11,301
This is not my Sprinter.
411
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,174
And is that woman
having a baby?
412
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,090
Okay, okay, okay.
See, what had happened was,
413
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,353
is that our driver
ran over some cones,
414
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,789
and we came in to
the artists' entrance,
415
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,356
my wife had
on these designer shoes,
416
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,358
because she couldn't
really walk in them.
417
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,055
You know, you can't
really walk in them.
418
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,275
Anyway, we said, "Whoa,
let's just go in this way."
419
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,625
And-and, yes,
this lady is having a baby.
420
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:31,887
[shouts]
421
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,062
Boris, can you--
can you help
422
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,630
get these vans
out of here?
423
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,632
MARTY:
Oh, my God! [shouts]
424
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,199
We have
a head, people!
425
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,287
We have a head!
426
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,810
You know what?
427
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,768
- Uh-uh. Let's do this.
- Okay.
428
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,118
All right,
what's your name, Mama?
429
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,075
Toni Braxton!
430
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,471
No, no, Mama.
Not my name. Your name.
431
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,038
Her name is Courtney,
432
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,474
and we are huge fans,
by the way.
433
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,345
I mean, huge.
434
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,043
I-I appreciate that.
435
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,741
Now, you got to push,
Courtney. All right?
436
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,438
Daddy, you ready to receive?
437
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,483
Yes, Toni Braxton.
438
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:05,703
On three. One, two, three. Push!
439
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,271
[shouts]
440
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,708
Oh! I ain't gonna be able
to hold my grandbaby.
441
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,843
Okay, guys,
we found some help.[Daphne crying]
442
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,063
Oh... my God,
it's a baby.
443
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,500
It is, Mommy.
444
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,805
It is.
445
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:24,070
She's beautiful.
Let's wrap her up.
446
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,593
Oh, good, good.
Yeah, here we go.
447
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,030
Oh, in one of my T-shirts.
448
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,033
Okay, I love it.
449
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,992
My fans are getting
younger and younger.
450
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,996
Oh, my little Daphne.
451
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,302
I take it you must be
the grandma?
452
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,956
Yeah.
453
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,001
Oh, damn.
454
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,613
You're Toni Braxton.
455
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,658
Th-This is Toni Braxton.
456
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,399
Hi, Toni Braxton.
457
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,879
Hi, Grandma.
458
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,402
[laughs]
459
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,838
Courtney,
it's all over.
460
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,405
Now you can breathe again.
461
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,450
[laughs] Breathe again.
462
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,581
I see what you did
463
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,279
right there.
464
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,542
I can't believe Toni Braxton
delivered my baby.
465
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,066
Um, hello?
466
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,287
You did a great job, Daddy.
467
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:09,767
Hey, congratulations,
baby brother.
468
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,943
That's beautiful.
469
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,163
How you doing,
Toni Braxton?
470
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,949
My name is Malcolm.
I'm the uncle.
471
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,603
Division one
baseball coach,
472
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:20,952
and, uh...
[clears throat]
473
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,563
...single.
474
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,089
That's cute.
475
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,265
Anyway, it was nice
meeting all of you guys,
476
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,137
and congratulations.
477
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,009
Oh, my God.
478
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,404
You look fabulous, Toni.
She looks great.
479
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,840
Hey, Malcolm.
480
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,711
- Yeah.
- Proud of you, boy.
481
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,409
Thank you, Pop.
482
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,889
You took your shot
at Toni Braxton.
483
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,717
- And you missed.
- I missed.
484
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,328
- But-but you shot.
- Yeah.
485
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,118
Oh, my God.
486
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,380
She is so beautiful.
487
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,647
I could
hold her forever.
488
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,736
You have been.
489
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,565
Yeah, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme.
490
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,001
TINA:
Okay, okay.
491
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,568
[Gemma speaking
baby talk]
492
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,570
Look at
that little baby.
493
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,006
MARTY:
Uh, look, guys?
494
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,878
Guys, guys.
495
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,053
Full words, please.
496
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,883
We've made the choice
not to use baby talk.
497
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,319
To talk to a baby?
498
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:26,888
Well, studies show
that it can delay
499
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,324
a child's language skills.
500
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,848
[scoffs] Yeah,
y'all gonna be fun parents.
501
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,201
So, the doctor
says that you can
go home tomorrow.
502
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,419
Are you ready?
503
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:37,899
I'm so ready.
Mmm.
504
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,206
- Oh, crap.
- What?
505
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,077
- The crib isn't built.
- Wait, it's not?
506
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774
No, my dad wanted to do it,
507
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,124
but my parents
can't get here till Wednesday.
508
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,300
I guess I can
just use the bassinet.
509
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,432
Oh, no, no, no.
It's not about
the bassinet.
510
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,781
You can't be with
the baby alone.
511
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:51,695
Marty, you got
to go with her.
512
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:52,957
In my tiny studio?
513
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,350
Where would he even sleep?
514
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,135
It's not a problem.
You can stay at our place.
515
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,093
We can get the crib
from Mom's house
516
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,138
and put it in the spare room.
517
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,356
Spare room?
518
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,271
You mean my exercise room?
519
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:03,403
Where's all my gym equipment
gonna go?
520
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,144
Malcolm.
521
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,494
Malcolm, look,
the plan was always
522
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,496
to turn the spare room into
Daphne's room at some point.
523
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,063
I ain't never
heard this plan.
524
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,065
I see now the plan was flawed.
525
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,852
Well, look, man,
what do you expect me to do?
526
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,332
You know, I have half a baby.
527
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,682
I hate to
sound ungrateful,
528
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,032
but is the spare room even
big enough for a crib and a bed?
529
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,512
You can sleep in
Marty's room.
530
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,035
We are not
a couple, man.
531
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,297
Oh, please.
532
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,169
Okay, okay. Look,
533
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:31,909
Courtney can go
in Malcolm's room,
534
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,911
Malcolm can come stay with us.
535
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,913
Where? In my shoe room?
536
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,004
Look, it's just until
Courtney's parents get here.
537
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,136
Yeah, but then
they're going to leave,
538
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,833
and you'll be
two people in two houses
539
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,661
with one baby and no clue.
540
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,969
So, y'all
rocket scientists.
541
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,188
Have you been
huffing the fumes?
542
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,974
Daddy, I thought we had
three more weeks.
543
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:53,975
[Daphne crying]
544
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,150
Aw...
Aw...
545
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,370
Y'all made
my baby cry.
546
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,806
Come on.
547
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:00,024
Give her to me.
548
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,549
[indistinct chatter]
549
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,813
Aw...
550
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,684
Look at her.
551
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,165
How are you doing?[Daphne quiets]
552
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,645
Yes.
553
00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,040
Still got it.
554
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,652
Okay, you have got
to teach me that, Dad.
555
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,047
Well, don't worry.
556
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,919
No one's ever
really ready.
557
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,877
We'll all
figure this out.
558
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,401
It takes a village.
559
00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,141
Hmm.
560
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,274
Hey, guys,
I-I'm so sorry.
561
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,928
Have we discussed
godparents yet?
562
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,061
I mean, no-no pressure, but,
563
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,193
you know, I did
miss the concert
564
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,108
and paid for the van
that she was born in,
565
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,675
not to mention
the very expensive
566
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,154
concert T-shirts,
567
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:44,939
which, by the way,
are a total loss.
568
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,810
But, um...
569
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,422
You hear that voice?
That annoying voice?
570
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:50,901
That's your Uncle Dave.
571
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,642
Get used to it.
572
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,296
It never stops.
573
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:04,611
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574
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:08,919
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575
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:13,050
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